LP Mario 64... very slowly.

[bitchwitchful]

Super Mario Stoned @_@

[EliteBeatDrummer]

Mario 64, Flip Book version!

[cheetah465]

NEXT TIME HIS CROSSOVER WITH THE ELECTRICALBEAST!

Ellllapppppppppppoooorrrrrrttt­ttttt

[BlooditeDrakan]

This would be like if you upgraded the graphics but neglected the hardware for a SNES.

[johnomally]

did he get star 6 yet

[ShinobiGarth]

did he record this on a Commodore 64?!

[littleNorwegians]

Bowser's evil test is being able to play it like this.

[JumpykangLC]

Gggggoooootttttaaa goooooooo shlooooooowwwwwww

[Valientlink]

Oh my fucking God, I haven't laughed this good in a long time. 331 to go.

[MoozipanCheese]

Do you think he has Star #6 yet?

[Zenithialord]

Bullet Time ... but this time for Mario!

[TasteThePainbow88]

Who's the guest commentator?

[mzxrules]

In the time it took this guy to get one star, you could have watched over half of a 16 star run, 1/5th of a 70 star run, or about 1/12th of a 120 star run.

[Valientlink]

@mzxrules Or two 0 star runs.

[Protantical]

Gotta give it, that computer is a fighter.

[AcousticDJHedgehog]

God, the LP'er sounds like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

[Toradoshi12]

Is it playing on an Apple II?

[sirfragalot92]

He finally got star number 6! Hoorah!

[rumbazz]

is the LP'er playing the emulator on one of those Mac's from the early 2000's?

[Introbulus]

Actually it's a tool-inhibited slow-run. 

[POOPTURTLE]

cajun retarded

[88Meters]

Sloooow riiide, take it eeaaasy.

[porygonlover322]

Anyone else have an oddly warped sense of time after watching this?

[hakurouroku]

@porygonlover322 I can't even move at full speed after this. This video crippled me. Temporarily, at least.

[Pops0451]

The computer sounds like the inside of a helicopter.

[SSj5Bob]

Oh god I loved the "I can't cook an egg... really slowly" bit, gold.

[McCannonneer]

That dude really needs a cooling pad! >w<

[Belfento]

This is how I felt when I was taking a college writing course and I had to peer review a really bad essay...

[thinBillyBoy]

Yaaahooo!

[MetaX24]

6:28 ~ ok, I lost it. x''D

[PaTe117]

THE COMPUTER'S FANS! THEY DO NOTHING!

[Jakeallen86]

It's 2012.

Did you kill rita?

[Battezu]

Someone tell me which video Quadraxis14 was from? Can't remember anymore.

[HyperFlameGuy]

@Battezu SNES9X.

[Nik0ran]

It's 2012... Quadraxis14 is top comment.

[godsblight]

The video playing is actually being played on a computer coming out of cryostatus

[blahblahblahblha303]

Oh god..... sixtyforce. Shoulda Bootcamped Project64.

[jabberman3000]

@BlasterMasterWii Really? I couldn't tell.

[53knights]

i was gonna post something about it being 2012, but then i saw both top comments were the same, so i realized i wasnt very original and left this

[ZetsubouJohnny]

I swear, i could listen to you guys forever.

[conkerboy700]

I own a mac, and it can run this game great on max settings...

His computer just sucks ass. xD

[Evergod41]

@conkerboy700 I feel so sorry for you.

[TheDecisionsDecision]

@conkerboy700 macs are shit

[fangirlandboyslayer]

@conkerboy700 super mario 64 has a max settings option

[nbaronzzi]

"Mare-io".

[Turtan4]

SUPRISE! Nintendo and america DID go "Alright , we cant do this anymore"

It's called SOPA or ACTA

[p3ngu1n48]

@Turtan4 I'm pretty sure Nintendo dropped their support of SOPA a while ago

[FallenWhiteSaber]

@ReloadXPsi True, but if fraps shaves 1/2, he's still got it at 60% speed...that...is BAAAD

[Mackinstyle]

Hilarious because the N64 had 4MB of RAM.

[SyManor]

This LP is slowing down my computer.

[QXZ]

IT IS THE NINETIES

AND THERE IS TIME FOR KLAX

[MrPatrickHenryCheryl]

This is how he perceives time.

He will live to be twelve hundred years old.

[qwertyqeys]

It's funny, because I have a slow as hell PC and my step-brother has a mac that can run this sort of thing at max settings O_O

WATCH ME BEAT BOWSER WITH 0.1 HEALTH LEFT

[MrIgotabadfeeling]

Give this poor guy a new computer

[collinbollin]

its 2012. . . when are the top comments going be diffrent

[RecycleDucks]

@collinbollin 2013

[empfeix]

@collinbollin its a slow process - be careful what you ask for though - in a couple years you are most likely going to be pissed about another top comment trend here

[xdjvenomx]

@collinbollin When he gets star 8

[WhiteTiger225]

@collinbollin When people stop whining about them and end up becoming hypocrites?

[collinbollin]

@WhiteTiger225 im no damn hypocrites, the people liking my comment are, i never wanted to get a video response

[MisterHeroman]

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

[Fishmon14]

@MisterHeroman

GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

[WhyDidntIInventYT]

seeing others fail at video games gives me a new sense of pride in my hobby.

[redmercer]

A Molotov cocktail is gasoline and styrofoam.

[J0KU1HM3]

Emulator of not so rare nintendo 64 game, instant thumbs down.

[LuwiigiMaster]

I remember reading somewhere something about the 6502 being close to iMac fans because the speed was comparable between the two.  I believe that's insulting to the NES, cause I've seen game that ran faster than this does on an iMac.

[communistrecords]

@ReloadXPsi And yet he still continued.

[communistrecords]

@ReloadXPsi Will my questions ever receive answers!

[Luigi1000]

It costs 400000$ to play this game for 12 seconds... slowly.

[kefkasakura]

@Luigi1000 It costs $400,000 to have a Mac play this game... for twelve seconds.

Valve time. And Valve time 60 fps.

[communistrecords]

@ReloadPsi Just curious was your emulator running slow because it was a bad emulator or a problem with your computer.

[zygrottwanger]

It's 2012. I still haven't seen the sixth star.

[pyrix]

What else can you expect from Macs? If they try anything more powerful than photoshop the thing self destructs.

[mneos]

That Mac cost him $2000.

[JDLOCKON]

@ReloadXPsi Ohh lol

[JDLOCKON]

@ReloadPsi Are you the one that did this LP? If so Don't listen to those jerks. They fuckin suck

[ItsVince72592]

Jeez, my 2003 Dell school computer could run SM64 better than that, and it has a 40 GB hard drive.

[r0bz0rly]

holy shit they sound like the goth kids off south park.

[EtsamaruTsubaki]

This is way funnier then I was expecting when I came here.

[EnsignN7]

It's 2012 now. Where's my 6 stars?

[SillyKerberos]

At the end I swear he says "jolly roger bay no, no NO jolly roger baby! Achoo bobby baba! Cougar rape!"

[Octary]

He never got that sixth star, despite 2012 finally coming around because his stone age macbook finally died. He realized most games run over single digit frames and never looked back.

[bigger819]

hahaha 2012 

[Nalmontes]

I think he just got star 6

[Legendarykew]

@Gr33n47: he wasn't saying that, he was quoting the author of this LP.

[Gr33n47]

@ReloadPsi LPing is NOT boring.

[xade76]

@Gr33n47

You realize he was quoting the user in the vid... riiiight?

[DialgoPrima]

The one reason why SOPA should pass.

[runescapekillerful]

If you saw my other accounts LP's(If you can call them that...) you'd be crying they'll so bad..

[ShadowFireMario999]

Ohohoho!

[ninjamitsuki]

Wait..

That's a he?!

[thelegendaryhunter0]

i use my mac for watching videos and skype every else i se my dell for

[EdwardChrisvonMuir]

@ReloadPsi I'd be bored by LPs if they ran at 8fps too.

[Quadraxis14]

It's 2012... I wonder if they got Star 6 yet?

[thequiethylian]

@Quadraxis14 i was thinking the same thing

[evrbody]

@Quadraxis14 He'll get it on December 21st.

[caqtv]

@Quadraxis14 it's 2012... i wonder when people are going to read comments before writing them?

[thisshouldsay2K]

@caqtv Considering the originality of most YouTube comments, he probably did read the top comment first.

[kefkasakura]

@Quadraxis14 Hey Quadraxis, have you-

SNES9X

[Quadraxis14]

@kefkasakura Why yes just recently I-

SNES9X

[LoticaStudios]

@Quadraxis14 Hey, you're actually-

SNES9X

[Roushfan5]

My god, as a Mac fanboy I most smashed my MacBook before running out and getting a Dell. This is painful, not even my old computer with a 1 gig of ram is THIS slow!

[chaoticcranium]

What type of potato was (he?) playing on?

[ISwearIAmNot18]

Average FPS: 11.05. From that we can figure out that there is 110 seconds of content in this video (just under two minutes.) That is to say, had he the ability to run the game properly, this video would be less than 2 minutes long. Keeping to 10 minutes a star, a full run would take 20 hours, plus Bowser runs, and most of the starts take dramatically longer than this one.

[Andrew199519]

its 2012... has he got the sixth star yet?

[LeoFan93]

@Andrew199519 dang it, i was gonna say that!

[chitoryu12]

I like how this LP started at making fun of him for his fairy voice and they slowly realized what the REAL problem was.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

I have never, never seen a mac this slow. Even a laptop. I think this is the end result of him figuring out how to install OS X on an Apple II.

[Bombercules]

@SirTotallyAwesome it's probably sixtyforce's fault, unless he really is running it on an old old mac

I haven't really tried, since I had other problems, any OS X N64 emulator, but I imagine they do not work as well as like project 64 on windows (plus the run was from over three years ago). My regular macbook can run a VM and I can run project 64 in that just fine.

[crim51102]

Has he got the sixth star yet?

...anybody?

[RecluseMathmagician]

@crim51102 THIS

[Timic83tc]

i knew the pal version was slow, but...

[menacinghat]

who is the lets player?

[hildegain]

Mac running slow? I'm not really surprised.

[nullins]

the game is 30 FPS and he ran at 10 FPS. Divide 10 minutes by 3 and you get 3.3 minutes.

[Paikerchu13]

I get frustrated at 30 FPS in Mario 64, how do you survive 9 FPS?

[jmart0031]

I honestly assumed that noise was my computer not the "lper's" haha

[cooleobrad1337]

original video link plaz?

[chitoryu12]

Word to the wise: don't watch this video when you have to pee. Lesson learned.

[TheOstracizedOstrich]

I didn't know i was watching 2001: A Space Odyssey

[cheetahman91]

This is what happens when you try and play Super Mario 64 on an Apple II.

[kompactdisk]

look at the framerate at 1:43. the game runs best on the most useless of screens.

[papalone55]

who's the 3rd guy slowbeef & beetus?

[MattHubris]

@Crystalgate Erm... That's Dave_O.

[Crystalgate]

@MattHubris Yeah, how the heck did I make that mistake? It's not as if Dave_O sounds anything close to Proteus. I must somehow have already forgotten who was talking when answering the question.

[MightyKombat]

@Crystalgate For future reference, Dave_O has a stoner-esque voice.

[EliteBeatDrummer]

....now use a Linux. OH WAIT!!

[CammiSan]

That poor Mac... :(

[SirPieceofshit999]

my windows vista crashed and had a blue screen when that kid sad: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... i think windows vista is sentient and knows when you are waching distrupting material for microsoft seeing how you where talking about windows vista and mac before

[SirPieceofshit999]

@SirPieceofshit999 and the extra o's where made from the crash

[dejablue88]

In Memory of Steve Jobs.

[ServantOfBoron]

It's all because he's a Mac user.

[MagicantNess]

Damn. He must be running on a Stone Age Mac. Mine never runs games this slow.

[TreuanXela]

And in this episode of let's play mario 64 with my face.

[Magitek1112]

Ah, I remember the good old days when even Project 64 ran slow on my old crappy computer that was running Windows 98.

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

It would be great if you could provide links to the videos, I don't know if you can do that but that would be sweet because it's very hard to find the original videos, usually because the view count is less than ten. :)

[LuwiigiMaster]

Come on, this is not that bad. The N64 was notorious for having incredibly choppy animations. I believe all but 1 N64 game ran this slow, and ironically, the fast game was SM64.

[faolan1313]

Is it just me or does Dave_O sound like the couch from that old show home movies?

[MrWoca]

playing mario 64 like this is SO kaizo

[BurritoLover96]

lol play this on transcribe audio

[milkkart]

fuck its like playing mario 64 after chugging a litre of cough syrup.

[cdjblue]

Ah, this reminds me of the good ol' days, when things ran at 3 SPF.

Yes, SPF. Not kidding.

[Ygdrasel]

I once ran a game at 7 FPS...

[AHMbros4life]

Am i the only one who is getting impatient watching this video hoping it will run normally?

[mario64guy]

Is it just me or does this guy sound like one of the Hardy Boys off of that South Park episode? I want to hear him say he has a raging clue.

[VaderGuy9]

The problem would be the fact that your running this on a Mac.

[GamingAddict820]

@VaderGuy9 I have a mac with this emulator, and it has a 100% framerate.

[VaderGuy9]

@GamingAddict820 Maybe they should have gone with a non garbage emulator like PJ64.

[SlamminWolfgang]

AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH 64

[Bendanna93]

Imagine him playing Crysis 2 on this.

[mmFG42]

@Bendanna93 Its a mac, it would explode.

[thegrimripper322]

This is actualy the concept for Vicas' next thread, LP Mario 64 at 10 fps.

[handsomebrick]

There's no use denying it, this Game Boy Advance port is a fucking disaster.

[MrCow395]

hahaha

[OlyJeebus]

Super Mario the movie .. by M. Night Shyamalan.

Sorry Mario, your princess is in another castle

GASP! SHOCK HORROR!

[shockraid1]

@OlyJeebus Whhhhhaaaaaaaatttttt aaaaaaaaaa ttttttwwwwwiiiiiiiiisssssssttt­ttttt

[CrazyCommentaries]

@OlyJeebus Then the plot twist is that Bowser has an RPG and there is a single patch of land for Mario to stand on. Peach is over 700 feet up and the Koopa Kids surround Mario.

[UmbreonMessiah]

I am infinitely disappointed at the lack of chain chomps in this video. :)

[ise1880]

not even frameskip

[Pyro25100]

And this answers the long running question.

PC > Mac

>:)

[Demock]

i felt like i was moving very slowly after watching this

[Deliciousfruit233]

Dude, if you're going to lp N64 games, don't do it with OSX hackintosh'd onto a Pentium II. It's gonna lag.

[OtherGuy931]

Didn't Neo still get shot in bullet time, or at least scraped?

[yumerose]

Mario 64, directed by zack snyder.