patton Oswalt talks about Paas

[xavierpaquin]

What chrome plated balls on those guys!

[littlequeen64]

Yea then the dyed eggs either rot in the kids room or sit in the fridge and mom makes colorful egg salad for weeks......

[JakeDances]

have the bunny saying it



[lennonmccartney8]

fuckin' paas!

[butcherboy2008]

The name PAAS comes from “Pasen,” the word that the Pennsylvania Dutch people used for Easter.

[DrJester1991]

Paas, Happy Easter and bite my wrinkly ballsack!!!

[Tigerman1138]

@DrJester1991 I am SUCH a nerd! I went to see Patton Oswalt and printed out a color print out of the PASS characters... I used a Shaprie and had the rabbit saying, "Happy Easter and KISS MY WRINKLY BALL SACK!"

I had him sign it! He laughed, smiled, and said that's how he imagined it.

[Pipebombdreams]

HAHAHA, SCREAM ALL YOU WANT!

[MegaLink117]

haaaaaaaa hasaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa XD my childhood is crying now

[krmlah]

1:45 I still have that Batmobile! Batman & Robin are long gone along with the Rockets But that blade that flips out of the front end and the flames out the back are still in working!

[GoblinXXX]

I love the pic of the old man you used when he's talking about the CEO. Perfect.

[daxmiller35]

HAHA, "We're not changing a Goddamned thing!"

[TransDerwinOverdrive]

"Happy Easter and bite my wrinkly ballsack"

[astrocitizen]

Why was there an add for a radio controlled Batmobile?

[NicoBattersby]

@kleiner352 Thanks man

[captainbadd]

Top of his game.

[Josh02886]

What a great comedian : )

[QuintBlitz]

Such a dynamic voice, he can go through many different octaves in his rants.

[Nanaman12345]

Oswalt's great at pumping people up.

[DancingSpiderman]

Speaking of Ronco, in time for Easter egg coloring time, I used to order cans of Ron Popeil's Hair In A Can, you know, the spray-on stuff you spray to cover up your Friar Tuck bald spot with?

I'd boily some BROWN eggs (not color them brown with Paas, just brown STRAIGHT from the 'Hood) then spray on some Hair In A Can on 'em, then set it and forget it.

On Easter, I'd hide the hairy eggs out with the OTHER eggs, with disposable shaving razors laid next to the hairy eggs. Get the camera ready

[CultureClasher]

"Somebody get me a whore... one that can sing!"

[limbdarkening]

1:50 Batman's 5 inches of danger!

[PunchSydeiron]

@limbdarkening HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[eldorado61guy]

I think the Ronco thing was called the 'Decoreggor' . It never worked because the clamps wouldn't hold the Egg tight enough.

[UGADawgs555]

it came out all glam-rocky like it fell out of david bowie's ass

[spikebarnett]

Holy Fuck! He just said it's three in the mourning and I looked at the clock and it was 3:00am.

[PercyMcqueen]

@spikebarnett Because he's magic-fucking-al.

[spikebarnett]

@PercyMcqueen I would say it's a miracle, but the odds are only 1 in 1440.

[loungelizard5000]

When people tell me they don't like, don't know, or don't get Patton Oswalt, I know I won't really like them.

[ManAboutTown1000]

"Paas happy Easter and bite my wrinkly ball sack, put that on the box! Have the bunny saying it."

[Zyrog]

he was killing me until the last like 15 seconds, he kinda lost steam and the video ended on a low point.

[NicoBattersby]

Does anyone know the video where Patton preteds to be Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood? He sings my milkshake??

[MrFX313]

@NicoBattersby - I think it's the Frankenstiens and Lollipops set...It's on youtube...

[Montork]

we dyed eggs for fun this easter, guess which company made all the kits at our local store? IT WAS PAAS!

[jzcrandall]

You went to PAAS or you fucked off. That was their slogan LOL

[enjoydotcom]

Funny, Paas is Dutch for Easter. Our Easterbunny is called Paashaas!

[OxTheWriter]

I saw a Walgreens marquee this weekend that read "PAAS EGG KITS AVAILABLE." I immediately recalled this routine.

[EUROKENZ]

i WORK at PAAS headqaurters. this is funny shit.

[BLARGHALT]

Tell Henry Paas V to keep up the good work!

[THREEINTHESHIRT]

@EUROKENZ holy shit do you really?

[Grant691]

and they'd lower you into your doom, SCREAM ALL YOU WANT!

[DinosaursAndWeed]

You went to paas or you FUCKED OFF!!!!!!

[Jamick98Geass]

"Were not changing a god damn thing! Suck my wrinkly balls. Put that on the box!......have the bunny saying it!" xD Patton just rocks.

[SkinzNPinz]

"...and then your dad starts drinking."  HAHAHAHA! wtf? Awesome

[kingofthestrings91]

the slide show was funny as all hell too!

[HydroAndro]

This is the Best.

[sentient02970]

"let em go to their shake an egg or their clamp, fuck em they'll come crawlin back!" - awesome

[D4rkPhilosopher]

William Townley <3

[CaseHa]

Henery Paas V

[judaspriestly]

Was that Giselle at the end? Man, I'd wreck that chick!

[jflores85]

i like to buy the marvel egg coloring kits

[weggles]

"'Cause you can't get brown eggs patton" oh fuck I laughed too much at that.

[johnlaneiscool]

happy easter and bite my wrinkley ballsack

[jenniferswe]

LOL!

[hitoki1354]

lol the 'Fuck Them" at 1:22 is immaculate.

[montecarlomayne]

haha. indeed. that guy needs a medal

[RedRoosterbabam]

@hitoki1354 Is that sarcasm, or you don't know what immaculate means?

[Trystaticus]

The picture at 2:30 is perfect

[kingofthelaugh]

"somebody get me a whore, one that can sing!!!!!!!!!"

[doughboy981]

Patton is hilarious, but it would have been better to see his actual stand-up clip. Who ever edited in those pictures actually made it less funny in my opinion. (The picture of the Batmobile toy? What the hell was that?)

[UmmTukTuk]

'and it was white!" lol

[ShinjiAndrew]

i love the picture of the paas CEO. lol

[GoblinXXX]

That's my dad!

[DeaNovo]

this guy can make anything funny. anything.

[bigdogdaddy15974]

you got paas or you fucked off!!! LMAO

[TzekeT]

glam rock like it fell out of david bowies ass lmao

[thisisntmyaccount21]

fuck them they'll all come crawling back! hahahahaha

[ChargeUp14]

Dude that was freakin great!!! But like seriously who was the chick at the end???

[thewetbandito]

I was eating pretzels and like 30 seconds in snot shot out of my nose.

[crackaty]

this bit was funnier on comedy central presents lol....just the way he sounded

[BIGEC2525]

we're not gonna change a god-damn thing! happy easter, bite my wrinkly ballsack! put that on the box

[HigashiSeiun]

happy easter everybody, bang a gong

[jedijenkeez45]

somebody get me a whore.... one that can sing!!! :)

[jedijenkeez45]

hahahahaha!!!!!

[NaveedKoval]

haahah patton goes "all those little upstart companies came along and tried to unseat the paas empire" the guy in the audience "yeah, fuck them!"

[winec00ler]

lmao

[CiaoBellamina]

aweaome

[JimR541]

Great bit.