Let Jesus cum on your leg

[JERKFACEist]

I knew Xtians were fucked up ,but this fag is a real sicko~!

[billb1114]

scumbag

[tregnier279]

Is this guy for real or something like Jesusophile?

[Gordieiati]

Not So Much!!

[Ezcut]

lol

[JoeyD12345678]

haha thats the funniest tittle

[ThreeDaysGrace59]

maturity needs to play a factor with these videos. This is not funny in the least bit. Let us all grow up

[evewale]

This is just plain sick

[KenSikora]

It's lacking slightly in polish. But it is certainly funny.

Judging by your Youtube login name, though, I'll assume what you really mean is that this video is offensive to you.

Although I guess if the guy was seriously pouring his heart out, then it would be slightly cruel.

Still. Funny. Just in a sad way.

[waketherabble]

This guy is like the "Boxxie" of religious weirdos.

[professorfoxtrot]

and then I said `shut up already!` Take that Jesus!

[CoolAtheist]

hahaha, who is this guy anyway? Does someone knows?

[fonna]

How the hell did I miss this one?

I have to watch it again....XD!!

[PhilTHC]

This is why I am an atheist

[Navari911]

I did not know jebus was in to bukakke. Well I guess even a deity has to have a fettish. jebus now has two. This and fire play.

[PhilTHC]

He's very gay too

[cm0070]

Who is this guy? Good job with the editing though

[shizzle4687]

dis is outa order u dumb evil atheist ukno wu shld really grow up

[JmkLcAeJsm]

hahaha, wait till you see my channel...

[tiby2403]

Jesus aint gonna cum onto me.....

[x23project]

wow, looks like jesus come does some hell of a job, do i get a number or get in line?

[mudthefarcass]

whats wrong with u all.. this is beatifull. a real modern day account of the healing powers of the bastard son of the lord.. i for one am rejoicing for this miracle of the now undisputable healing arcs of liquid silk which fly from jesus' fleshy fork.. i for one am ready for my shot..

[gonjamon99]

willywill3, when there is a red line under the words you type, that means they're misspelled.

[porterowargo]

the dude in this video is on crack. Whoever re-did it did a great job.

[plinytheolder]

Vespasian was said to spit in peoples eyes to cure blindness. At least Vespasian was a real person. Oh and babybunnie08.....your an idiot.

[collegestudent29]

turned you in

[meanhead1337]

This is disgusting.

[PhilTHC]

Yeah, Jesus heals people by cumming on them. What kind of fucking freak made him?

[meanhead1337]

Dude, this isn't funny.

[PhilTHC]

Thats cause your a deluded christian

[meanhead1337]

Message me and we'll discuss this one on one. I don't want to clutter the board here.

[jezuzdecapitator666]

LMFAO, good job

[klunckmonkey]

LOL this is fucked up!!!

[babybunnie08]

How could you people dis respect Jesuse Christ like that???? When judgement day comes, hes gonna see this. I bet you don't feel so tough then. Your gonna bawl like the little baby that you are!!!

[PhilTHC]

"oh and my wife was beside me, and I didnt want her to see me 'CUM'"

XD

[RedHatBlueShoe]

whatever! you have a nice day!

[weeeezzll]

I think some of the Christians who are commenting here are just jealous that Jesus didn't come on their leg. :P

[dagda825]

That or he came in their eye and it's still stinging. It IS holy jizz after all.

[RedHatBlueShoe]

If anyone out there is christian, you can always flag these heathens with hate of religion, which is actually a relationship, but anyway..just to let you know!

[VeganActiv]

oh run for your life, they are laughing at us!

[weeeezzll]

Actually this is not hate speech, and flagging a video as hate speech when it isn't is a violation of of YouTube's TOS. I'll be reporting your comment to YouTube since it is clear that you are trying to start a flagging campaign which is against the rules.

Have a nice day!

[dagda825]

relationship my ass.

[RedHatBlueShoe]

be gone satan! God bless you!

[dagda825]

I wonder. . . When you say "relationship" do you mean Jezuz knows you in the biblical sense of the word?

[RedHatBlueShoe]

What??? Jesus has a relationship with me. Simple as that.

[dagda825]

Do you not *know* your bible enough to understand what "*knowing* someone in the biblical sense" means?

[RedHatBlueShoe]

you are just a talking head. Stop being a fag.

[dagda825]

And you're just a talking ass. Stop being stupid.

[RedHatBlueShoe]

no. no. JESUS HELP HIM!!

[dagda825]

Her you sexist pig.

[RedHatBlueShoe]

what does sexist have to do with anything? I listen to men preacher, women preachers. you are sexist, you keep lying.

[dagda825]

"no. no. JESUS HELP HIM!!" ok, if you weren't replying to me, then start a new thread moron. "JESUS HELP HIM!!" is sexist when you're talking to a woman asshole.

[RedHatBlueShoe]

I was replying to you. MORON...lol.

that isn't sexist...the guy in the video isn't a girl is he?

you are the ass mr cash.

[dagda825]

And you are the epitome of xian circularism

[RedHatBlueShoe]

im a female; you are sexist. every thing you speak of condemns you. have a good day...repent before it's too late. Amen.

[PhilTHC]

Yeah that guys a fucking retard XD

[cottonear]

hahaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[PhilTHC]

2:32 LMAO!!

[AdrenalineAndLove]

This is fucking GOLD.

[mormongod]

hilarious.

[manofchelan]

Can ya kick the sound up a bit???

[vertmonkey]

wtf get a job

[mutedmajority]

Jesus says spread the other cheek

[hettster]

damn ur a dirty fucking JEW praise hitla

[alienjesus2012]

lol who is this guy?

[Gringoman911]

jesus would Bukkake his leg

[topformfitness]

LOL! The comments are even funnier than the video! I love how serious God's fan club is!

[shizzle4687]

fuck you this si out of order. you will pay for your sin you must repent the very one you say ***** is the only one who can save you from hell fire

[gonjamon99]

You're funny. :)

[dagda825]

Mia copa! I'm so sorry for pissing on your imaginary friend! Can the jealous bastard ever forgive me?

[RSwanson1972]

I think it's going to require plastic surgery to remove my smile from my face. I need a tissue for my very red teary eyes. LMAO..ROF

[dagda825]

Great Vid gonjamon99. You use an interesting perspective in editing. I especially like the pwnage of GlennReb. Hilarious! Keep em cumming LOL!

[buckfush12]

This video is funny, but man where is the love. The story of Jesus is great. People just seem to forget the humble part of man's teachings. The video is pretty funny though.

[Gringoman911]

I nearly shit myself watching this!

[humanedomain]

christians .. are .. goofy?

oh and this video is .. what? INTELLIGENT? CLEVER? hmm NO

one day of "fun" vs. and eternity of "sorrow"

you GUYS are the "goofy" wierdoes w/out sense

sigh .. sad sad sad

[fullygodfullyhuman]

HAHAHA... wow.. I feel bad for laughing at that guys expense... but that was too much... wow.

[godsearching15]

what are you perverted. why would you write let jesus cum on you in the title

[mumpty]

Purile rubbish... where's the minus stars???

[spareaxe]

Your boring..

[LegendKiller350]

Old man shut the fuck up, get a fucking life, stop sucking your own cock. Obviously you have no fucking life because your on youtube at your age.

[clubmondobizarre]

christians are gullible and goofy people. well, actually all religious people are. good video by the way.

[sirisnin]

Great video!!!

[durere1]

jesus farted

[marklethanarkle]

i think that 'they' think we're more convinced when they act out, and get frantic while telling these stories of 'true' experiences that they've had with jesus, or god..... in fact, the opposite is true, all this does is show us how absolutely psycho and deluded they are...

[marklethanarkle]

awesome!!!! lol!!!  perfect, this guy deserves it, just for lying to himself so hard..

[limatima]

oh man you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo brilliant, goood job man LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[markie3961]

YOU ARE BRILLIANT! God is DEAD.

[thefakeyeti]

How long did it take you to make this?

HILARIOUS.

[F33bs]

LMFAO

[beatlejammy]

Gonjaman, you make my day.

[gonjamon99]

I'm glad you enjoy my work. ;>

[BigMoose1972]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAH!!!!

[CheeezMaster]

Romans 10:9

"When thy mouth professes that Jesus is Lord your Heart believes GOD resurrected him from death, thou shalt be saved"

This says it all, no? It's like paying protection money to the mob ffs.

[SunriseSucks]

That man is seriously broken and psychotic

[professorfoxtrot]

The best part of the story was when Jesus cummed on his leg.

[professorfoxtrot]

ROFL!!!

[professorfoxtrot]

This video is brilliant.

[edzotube]

You know, It's amazing how twisted some people can get. Do you not have the slightest degree of respect for what other people believe. I am embarrassed for you.

[collegestudent29]

very disrespective. this guy needs thrown off youtube

[FantasmaBAnco]

BTW, "disrespective" isn't actually a word. Good luck with college. You'll need it.

[Dajuhan]

Yeah this guy in this video is definitely a piece of shit! In fact a coward.

[chubu]

that was great

[CO2Junkie]

Gonjamon - keep up the good work! Haha. LOVE IT!

[enufluv]

Jesus is not the problem - people are. This is very disrespectful.

[captainmutiny]

Can't disrespect a myth!

[johnnierah]

that's truly inspirational. i'm still hoping the goddess of hard core will sit on my face.

jesus christ has cum.

peace

[Birdtrooper]

Ah, a truly poignant tale, I was deeply moved. One day I hope that Zod will cum into my own leg much as he did this man's

[StubfingeredDave]

Yes they do, this is fucking awesome.

[CybernautZero]

God doesn't like free speech ey?

[raulitech]

hahahahaha thats nasty.

[NodToxique]

hahahahahaha, awesome.

[likeomgfat]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThinkIGiveAShit]

thehamsterlives don't diss videogamers or I will show you my joystick to play with ;)

great video lmfao

I once met Jesus in a shady Mexican bar.. he offered me a drink, a drink it, next thing I know I wake up in a seedy motel with my asshole hurting and a huge Mexican grinning from ear to ear.

I felt Jesus's love on that day!

[ddpxl]

Awsome !:D

MORE MORE MORE ! :)

[FuckAllReligions]

ROFLMAO!!  =D

[bigalisme]

This never get old XD

Ew what's that warm stuff on my leg...

Praise dah lawd!

[worldlystone]

ROTFL!

[paddedroom1981]

i doint get it

[marrokiu]

Jesus loves you.....but be careful, he's HIV+.

[LinkGrayX2]

Good joke.

Invalid argument.

I'm not sure if I should give this the ol' EPIC PHAIL, or if I should just tell you you're immature. Both work pretty well.

[gonjamon99]

"Invalid argument."

How you see any type of argument in this video is a joke in itself.

[LinkGrayX2]

I should nominate this video for Attack Of The Show's EPIC FAIL award.

Seriously though, my point was, there was no argument, which obviously means this video fails.

[gonjamon99]

StinkGayX2, you're progressively making less and less sense. I think you need to let Jesus cum in your brain.

[LinkGrayX2]

Clearly you are no computer savvy...

[gonjamon99]

Clearly, you do not own a dictionary. Look up "savvy," retard.

[wwwinplainsiteorg]

On your hospice death bed you will bed crying out for Jesus..........

[creegirl9]

I dont know how I ended up here... but that was great editing! too funny

[BobTheAlmightyRabbit]

lmao i hope jesus used protection

[Anubis4400]

Rofl jesus raped him

[SecularNATION]

Who is the guy in the video?

[MistressDracona]

ROFL

[Speakwhatyouthink]

LOLOL, to much freetime, but i love it

[CousinoMacul]

Holy Cum!

[enslaver]

lol jesus? or was that a priest from his school days....

[unrare]

HAHAHAAA

Hilarious. great job!

[PappyRoo]

juvenilia

[Exsecrabilis]

clipping the video again?

LOL..

[Speakwhatyouthink]

lmfao

[denito9474]

holy shit, that's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[TAKENnameARGH]

How much did he cum? Like 5 gallons... Only Jesus could do that.

[happyjesus123]

Don't mock Jesus, don't you know he is cumming again real soon.

[nightpotato]

hahahahaahahahah

[creepsomber]

I can see this piped into the video feed at christian evangelical, the ultimate prank.

And I see 10,000 christians puking.

I know I almost did.

5 stars.