Dude wen I was 6 I needed 4 doctors to hold me down I was a very powerful n fast child n til dis day if a doctor tries 2 give me a shot I'll pimp slap da shit out their azz
"i wanna kitty cat" "what does mama say about kitty cats?" "i dont wanna say" "what does mama say about kitty cats?" "they lick their own poop chutes" "thats right, then they try to kiss your face!!"
It is funny but its like stupid foreal cuz cuz it be like DONT i wouldaa slapped dat niggah in its face gon talk to yo mama like dat if u talked to ma mom like dat she would be on her 3rd strike and it woukda have been bye bye for mommy oooh dat woulda been a shame i seen ma moma go to jail too many times smh
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LaCaptainYo 18 hours ago
Dat ass.........oh wait
iced4life3 6 days ago
256 is priceless lmao
joellejaskoski 1 week ago
OMFG i LOVE this stuart episode!!!!!!!!!!!
clojo42 1 week ago
Now stuart wat did momma say
cockduece65 3 weeks ago
Stuart, go make lemonade, now!!!!!!!!!!
iluvmyboba 3 weeks ago
I want a fucking lollipop now too.
ttsan90 1 month ago in playlist MadTv
Micheal McDonald was by far the best part of this entire show.
linkinman84 1 month ago 4
Am I the only one that didn't know what band aid she was talking about because I didn't notice it on his face?
trainsforever8 1 month ago
If you don't take it in your mouth you know where it's gonna go ............(stuart makes an awkward face)..dooooont
zaria305 1 month ago
Why???????????????
TheNinjaRicky 1 month ago
Stuart ur a trip dude! Lol
floridabeachblonde 1 month ago
"I'm taking my own route."
84ilovedance48 2 months ago 2
2:58 made my night
silvercross1024 2 months ago
"Stuart, if you don't take it in the mouth you know where it's going to go..." Long Pause "Don'ttttttt" Covers his ass lol!
HDsinemaa 2 months ago
whur did you get that byand ayd?
duhhybrid 2 months ago
What does mama say about kyitty kyats?
iCorgi 2 months ago
GET ON THE BUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
let me do it.
zombiewalker1000 2 months ago in playlist Mad Tv
4:49 is my favorite part
videogames451 2 months ago
كلكم حمير
MoOohammed11c 2 months ago
this woman reminds me of someone... is this person playing lorraine?
RedStyla 2 months ago
If I had a dollar for every pixil in this video, I would have 4 dollars.
xohnoamonsterx 2 months ago
@Castleraisins remember when are economy was good,remember everythimg was perfect :(
HiyaMichael 3 months ago
I miss the original Mad TV!
CastleRaisins 3 months ago
Hahahahhahaha
Bleugurl97 3 months ago
Lmao my baby does the same thing 1:14-1:20 lol
LindaMariposa17 3 months ago
Dude, that's supper sad. LOL
lovey42009babe 3 months ago
LOL
clayborn1986 3 months ago
This is so funny
XxSirrandomxX 3 months ago
LMFAO!!!!
vinginobabe17 3 months ago
go on stuart
i-i take my own route!
*goes down the bed stairs*
Headphones2ipod 3 months ago
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melissasookieflynn 3 months ago
Why....Why....*whispers* whyyyy
Jerseygirl0129 3 months ago
I wanna lollipop now.
HisOnlyOne331 3 months ago
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Most annoying unfunny thing I've ever watched
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thymenooijevaar 3 months ago
If you don't take it in your mouth you know where it is going to go.
UP YOUR ASS!!!!
directorman98 3 months ago
@directorman98 Yeah.....we got it. That's what we call an implied joke genius....it kills the joke when you blurt out the punchline!!!
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Kontro11edKA0S 3 months ago 2
haha, ima go make some lemonade now.
johnnyrocket566 4 months ago 3
if you dont take it in your mouth, you know where its gonna go...
HA!!
LittleMissCountry2 4 months ago 3
5:05 I feel that exact way!!! >.< Stuart's such a badass :p
Ireallyhatethistown 4 months ago
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Ireallyhatethistown 4 months ago
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LOVE 4:25!! :D
dAnCeMaStEr218 4 months ago
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dAnCeMaStEr218 4 months ago
he always find sumthin on tha floor lol
mizzlatina7278 4 months ago
bruno movie XD
kevintww 4 months ago
AM I LOOKING AT JB ???
HAMED3030B7 4 months ago
"Doooooooooooooooont" >.<
Lmfaoo !
lilmamacrazy123 4 months ago
"if u dont take it in ur mouth u know where its gonna go" ahaha:)
sarebear13bmxloverr 4 months ago
this is stupid
chaliv121998 4 months ago
I'm taking my own route!
ilovemydog911 5 months ago
SO WHAT WAS THE POINT IN GETTING ON THE SCHOOL BUS BED??
patt1lope5 5 months ago
I couldn't really see the band-aid very well.
directorman98 5 months ago
imagine Dr Kylie and stuat in the same video..... woah~ it'll be awesome!
happy8go8lucky 5 months ago
''Im Taking My Own Root'' LMAO
OhhitsKilluhGee 5 months ago
@xkandikatzombies she is also from the show called King of Queens :)
tabbyshauna 5 months ago
This lady sounds VERY familiar. Where's she from? (the doctor)
xKandiKatZombies 5 months ago
@xKandiKatZombies she has played a lot of characters in Mad Tv, she was also Bonnie in Sh#t my dad says.
Marianita195 5 months ago
@xKandiKatZombies I do believe she also plays as Stuart's babysitter. :)
PrincessLittleMoon 4 months ago
@xKandiKatZombies she does voices in cartoons, sometimes family guy, she did some stuff on nickolodeon.
titteringfiend1 4 months ago
@titteringfiend1 Oh. :o okay. No wonder why. lmfao!
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no i dont want a shot no i dont want a shot no no shot no shot no shot no shot *goes and knocks on window * no no NOOO
nikkiluvsdaarts37 5 months ago
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nikkiluvsdaarts37 5 months ago
" Let Me Do It ! "
UhOhJessicaa104 5 months ago
XD wow that is hot !!!! that craked me up
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@BritishSwiftie Dear unoriginal pathetic internet copy and paster. COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL
confusedkid6 3 months ago
you are so funny hahaha
thetafts2002 5 months ago in playlist My Greeting Videos 2
sexy!!!!!!
lakcu488 5 months ago
"Im taking my own route!"
Arielley7786 5 months ago
i want a lollipop now lol
B3auty5150 5 months ago 48
Lemme doooo it xD
JamieWarrinerTV 5 months ago
omg stuart is so funny
birdword26 6 months ago
87 ppl wanna get kicked my stuart
AUTOGRAHPS4REAL 6 months ago
No one cheered for Ms Larkin :/
vabeach94 6 months ago
Byandaid
Razzics 6 months ago
dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooont!!!! XD
garcias57 6 months ago
I'm taking my own route..
ProjectDragonFruit 6 months ago
Dude wen I was 6 I needed 4 doctors to hold me down I was a very powerful n fast child n til dis day if a doctor tries 2 give me a shot I'll pimp slap da shit out their azz
Lilkilla2012 6 months ago
itiot haha he cked her out the window hahahah
gdedios11 6 months ago
Remind anyone of little Sheldon lol
waves2loser 6 months ago
its funny but i would go crazyy
countrychic1104 6 months ago
last time i went to the doctor, i was running around in terror screaming "NOOO, NO SHOT!" too.
livehlovesyou 6 months ago 2
let me do it......
warnerandlady 6 months ago
I DON'T WANNA SAYYYYY.
kizzystickz 6 months ago
why?
Capsfan1985 6 months ago
i remember this one it was from 1999
Metal1998 6 months ago
mo collins and stuart are funny
coolcatsamantha 6 months ago
Blu-ray quality
mindfuqq 6 months ago
Doctor : Stewart open your- Stewart : MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. GRRR RAWR.
Absur4evr 6 months ago
stuart has got some sexy legs!
IHeArTrOcK20 6 months ago
LOOK WHAT I CAN DO! well mr gassy pants and he only got 3 lessons!
gabyjb1121 7 months ago
is he a girl lol
ludalgato 7 months ago
no shot no shot no shot no shot
falloutcool 7 months ago
I would've pushed that child ...
AsianXZeroXUnknown 7 months ago
lmfao i wouldve taken the rest of the candy too
rodsgurl89 7 months ago
let me do it
purplesodapop 7 months ago
Who's the doctor, she sounds really familiar?
swirlybuns12 7 months ago
Michael is so damn sexy. Ooh lord, lol!!!
QueenKuehn 7 months ago
NO SHOT!!!!!
MegaFunnyGuyz 7 months ago
Its HILARIOUS lol
Softballuvers 7 months ago
The mom is staring at his ass 2:11
punk3r7 7 months ago
WOW THATS HOT!!!
HeathRose2 7 months ago
doesn't he sound like elmo
AllynRad 7 months ago
doesn't hr ound like elmo
AllynRad 7 months ago
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go to my page and watch my stuart tribute comment if you like it or not =]
tiggergurl11 7 months ago
im taking my own route
DaxonizAmazin 7 months ago
Noo! Dont! Lmfao: p
1000lilwaynefan 7 months ago
Dont! lmao(:
Krissy0917 7 months ago
Why ? Why ? Lmao
reneaisahmazing 7 months ago
Sooch The Gooch ;)
reneaisahmazing 7 months ago
i wanna lollipop noww :D
MadisPickle 7 months ago
Hes
ANOOYING!!
demiandcaroline411 7 months ago
Just saw this guy tonight!! Awesome stand up show!!
Christknight1991 7 months ago
Kitty cats lick their own poopshoot hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! My favorite part
fellwad3 7 months ago
Lemme do it!
EasedSkaterChic 8 months ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hellaswagg4u 8 months ago
Stuart's is trying to figure it out lololololol 2:47
ladylovelipgloss 8 months ago
I grew up in Wisconsin and Stuarts Moms charecter is spot on!
GrandMaster2350 8 months ago
NO! NO SHOT! NO SHOT! NO SHOT! NO SHOT!
rebecasux067 9 months ago
Im Resting!!!!
igracey1 9 months ago
lol
mrscookiemonsters43 9 months ago
kitty kats lick their own poop shoe
nicholechamp01 9 months ago
@nicholechamp01 its actually poop chute, not that it matters, still funny as hell lol. This is one of my favorite Stuart clips.
tmwalkerm 9 months ago
If u pause it at 3:51 and look at his face its lol
sadie1141 9 months ago
Look what I can do!
OblivionBlade36 9 months ago
lemme do ittttt ...
lauren0988 9 months ago
"i wanna kitty cat" "what does mama say about kitty cats?" "i dont wanna say" "what does mama say about kitty cats?" "they lick their own poop chutes" "thats right, then they try to kiss your face!!"
jayhawksfan11 9 months ago
Hahaha get on the bus now stuart!! Im taking my own route!
jayhawksfan11 9 months ago
stuart is awesome!
MegaVergan 9 months ago
Lemonade!
MADDOG6400 9 months ago
stuart will always be better than Fred!!!
nerdforeverchick 9 months ago
Michael MacDonald is such a funny guy when it comes to playing like a little boy!
riderruff2011 10 months ago
Stuart, now if you dont take it in your mouth you know where its gonna go.
DooooOOOooont!
panicwiththejonasbro 10 months ago
I wanna a lollipop now.
Geoff10Kitt 10 months ago
where did you get that byandade?
GWON!!!
Scoooooch b'goooooch!
STYWERT!!!
Mister Fyancee Pyants
I love Stuart's mom :)
kabukifreak1 10 months ago
Let me do it!!!!!
CoastersBolts 10 months ago
Best episode yet!!!
flourecentclear 10 months ago
is he wearing blush?
ClythiaMystica 10 months ago 46
@ClythiaMystica he always does lol
brypoprox 10 months ago
@ClythiaMystica Yeah it's to give him that boyish look lol.
juliefisher4000 4 months ago
im taking my own route
dyllybar619 10 months ago
wer did u get that beuandaide? wtf lol
dyllybar619 10 months ago
i dont whant to
MrBobbyraygee 10 months ago
Scooch the gooch!
kiester92 10 months ago
hahaha "I'm taking my own route"
JuJuBee290 11 months ago
lemonade made
chriscicoria 11 months ago
DONT.... LET ME DO IT(:
ass10686 11 months ago
the quallity SUCKS
MegaSheen15 11 months ago
lol the quality's so bad i couldn't tell where the band aid was until i saw that red stain
writofmandamus 11 months ago 13
Mo Collins at her best
TheThomas64fan 11 months ago
no shot no shot no shot ahahahahah
Rook156 11 months ago
It is funny but its like stupid foreal cuz cuz it be like DONT i wouldaa slapped dat niggah in its face gon talk to yo mama like dat if u talked to ma mom like dat she would be on her 3rd strike and it woukda have been bye bye for mommy oooh dat woulda been a shame i seen ma moma go to jail too many times smh
yanibooful 11 months ago
"Let Me Do IT" hahahaaa XD
zerowow123 11 months ago
i like the part where he ses dont
utubepoopcrap 11 months ago 2
240p <3
mmpantherdude 11 months ago
docter: *touch*
Stewart: dontttttttt
lol [LIKE]
princess1999ily 1 year ago
notice the tool box in the background hhhHHHAHAHA
308man100 1 year ago
stewart if you don't take it to the mouth you know where it's gonna go ? lol
giannispecioso 1 year ago 32
@giannispecioso
Whhhyyyy???
aahole651 6 months ago
ommg thats amazing!!!!!!!!!!! lol
gillibean3427 1 year ago
HEY GUYS ITS JUSTIN BIEBER!
videogal1010 1 year ago
@videogal1010 Stuart is more manly than Justin Bieber will ever be.
oxmarlenaxo 1 year ago 3
@oxmarlenaxo I worship you. Lmfao.
videogal1010 1 year ago
@videogal1010 justin beibe u suck eggs maaan..imma kill u but let me do it
lovepitbulls100 11 months ago
@lovepitbulls100 jusstin bieber is the coolest ur just jealous cuz ur a nobody!!!
ChowderPepper 11 months ago
@ChowderPepper and your a fag....
CGDrummer96 10 months ago
Lmfaooo, LET ME DO IT !!! (: bahahaa i loveee stuart !!
oswaldscool123 1 year ago
He has a pretty nice ass
TickleMehNancy 1 year ago
that's scary
ForeverTaylorSwift11 1 year ago
"I dont wanna say it"
Everbloom098 1 year ago
boy if he were my kid, I'd have a BELT ready at all times. Funny show though lol. makes me glad I am having a hysterectomy LOL.
grettagrids 1 year ago
cant stop watchin dis video
hilarious
MDFilms1234 1 year ago
I'd suck that.
krsblp 1 year ago
me and my friend reese always say in the middle of classs, (stuarrttttt whered u get that beyonnndaideeeeeeee!) ahahhahahahahahahhahahaha
dreamsquad1 1 year ago
Stuart's on twitter now! lol I found him!
panic042 1 year ago
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If you don't take it in your mouth you know where it will go! mhuuumm haha
StrickenFuture 1 year ago
@ ashrox91 , that was supposed to be a thumbs up xD
Stargirl977 1 year ago
81 people don't want lollipops
ashrox91 1 year ago
@ashrox91 that shits messed whos cares for damn lollipops:(
VampireTeenGirl 1 year ago
she landed on her feet just like a kitty cat! damn.
heidipaige08 1 year ago