Chuck Norris In Iraq

[dwpst12]

Soldier, General, Kolonel, Veteran, President, Chuck Norris.

[gaminglurp]

@dwpst12 mixed up but still funny :D

[Kefkadet]

"Willing to put their life on the line for their country and what they believe in..." I love how he worded that, even Chuck Norris knew the Iraq War was BS...

[gedsaz]

American Military + Chuck Norris = Untouchable.

[slesperado]

With Chuck Norris in Iraq, there's no need for the American military!

[chosen1162]

Don't even think about making fun of his fanny pack...

[paulmagnnum]

fuck you and your bible commercial chuck norris

[mousme117]

@paulmagnnum he gonna kill you, i swear

[FrostMan92]

america...the land where talentless people become famous

[HomersIlliad]

A black hole is what happens when Chuck Norris does a round-house kick, and hits nothing.

[crossc1988]

Chuck Norris doesn't T-Bag...he potato-sacks.

[Pervkitteh74]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the earth down.

[Klonzepam]

This is a lie, if chuck norris went to the middle east the war would be over. 

[bangermccrusher]

marines couldnt kill osama in years....they had to send chuck norris to kill him

[OutlawedSpank]

On that day he gave a magasine of ammo at a randome person, that person just happend to be a the person who shot Osama.

Coinsidence, i think not!

[TheFordsforme]

he's a pussy his directors and producers are the tuff ones

[Ryk1348]

honestly chuck norris aint that good people really exaggerate or maybe its just the fact that i grew up with bruce lee movies..



[Scoobalawn]

Chuck Norris is so cool that he flew all the way to Iraq just to boost the moral of the troops. Now that's the real Chuck Norris. :)

[cruhg]

i feel safe when im in the company of soldiers, i assume soldiers feel the same way about chuck norris

[IcomeIviewIcomment]

Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined him... as a minor sidekick.

[sugardaddy815]

Chuck Norris didn't visit Iraq, Iraq visited Chuck Norris

[CrashxoBandicoot]

Chuck Norris has a Terrorist seeking radar hidden under his beard.

[lago4]

Chuck Norris doesn't age. Each year just intensifies his right wing religious fanaticism.

[Mejikojin]

Chuck norris dosent visit the troops the troops visit Chuckl norris

[darkthrone741]

chuck norris killed osama bin ladin

[punishalltrolls]

it's his fault the war started. the christian conservative funds republicans.

[Helljumper327]

bush was right there are now weapons of mass destruction in iraq

[nevajane57]

Many years ago Chuck Norris punched a spotted horse in the jaw, its desendants today are known as the Giraffe!

[yuppyguitar1]

This dude is 71! WTF? He doesn't age!

[Br0wNN01sE]

@yuppyguitar1 Chuck Norris can outrun age.

[Kittyrevelution]

@Br0wNN01sE dude this is apparently true. He is so fast he can out run age!

[isaacmadsen]

Chuck Norris doesn't lose the game. The game loses Chuck Norris.

[mrladezman]

i think chuck norris is a realy cool guy

[CascadeFreak]

Norris Chuck...

[texas817847]

Lol @ 1:00.. he skips the black guy.

[FatherHeathen]

Chuck Norris is a bitch.

[CascadeFreak]

@FatherHeathen lol why's that

[aeiownu95]

OMG Chuck is wearing a fanny pack.

[yoshicomedy20]

he invented the army!

[Redjoker96]

When this war started we should have just sent in Chuck Norris. The war would have ended years ago. 

[LWDTRAX1]

all those soldiers combined cant take chuck norris down 

[T16Akatsuki]

and for that one day, there was peace in the middle east. until the next day when all the terrorists went insane out of fear and started fighting again

[StarsMarsRadio]

Norris for president

[AtheistView]

@StarsMarsRadio

you obviously don't know what chuck norris believes.

Chuck norris said that they should teach the bible in schools and put evolution out of schools.

[AtheistView]

@StarsMarsRadio

Chuck norris said that they should teach the bible in schools and put evolution out of schools.

[StarsMarsRadio]

@AtheistView Well I didn't hear that in this video. I think that the religion shouldn't be taught as a mandatory class in public schools, but I also don't think that they should teach the evolution theory as fact.

[AtheistView]

@StarsMarsRadio

Evolution IS fact. There are significant evidence proving the evolution theory.

[StarsMarsRadio]

@AtheistView Theory.

[AtheistView]

@StarsMarsRadio

so is gravity. Don't believe it? go jump off a building :)

[StarsMarsRadio]

@AtheistView Gravity isn't a theory, what causes gravity is the gravity theory. Don't tell me to go kill myself. Evolution is very likely. The evolution theory that we evolved from monkeys is a theory.

[AtheistView]

@StarsMarsRadio

gravity is also a theory, you dummy xD

[StarsMarsRadio]

@AtheistView The gravity theory is what causes gravity not gravity itself.

[AtheistView]

@StarsMarsRadio

that's stupid.

you're basically saying: the claim that gravity exists is what actually causes gravity to exist.

The reality is: Gravity exists whether someone claimed that gravity exists or not.

actual gravity isn't caused by the existence of a theory that says gravity exists, Gravity is still being studied to this day, and we don't understand fully how it works and what really causes it. But we do know that is TRUE and it exists.

[AkakuBen]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

[lilbeaveymac]

chuck norris is named chuck norris because thats what he told the doctors he wanted on his birth certificate when he was born.

[mercturq]

god damn... Chuck is the only person who can wear a fanny pack and make it look threatening

[c0y0tx]

Now we know why Bin Ladden got killed.

[MEC7991]

The bullet that killed bin laden wasn't a bullet it was one of chuck norris's nose hairs!

[HIGHLIFE1414]

I see y bin laden died

[kankanlovers3]

someone trying to throw granade to chuck norris and bruone mars catch the granade to protect the granade from chuck norris

[apartsart]

That's so cool that he to visit the troops, and thanks again troops for your service

[WEEGEE6607]

four years later osama in laden go news chuck norris was in iraq...

[illcommentu]

Chuck Norris has a kill death ratio of 1,000,000/ 0...he doesn't play video games.

[coquito21419]

chuck norris uses second chance in real life and revives himself

[kingkell2]

@coquito21419 he doesnt need to do that, chuck norris cannot die.

[whatsgoingon07]

Obama: it is with great pleasure that we can now bring home all of our troops as Chuck Norris will be taking over from here

[NukeMASTAR]

chuck norris killed osama bin laden

[fillmorenyc1]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

[yajo891]

lol i love you americans with these quotes about him being a badass:P

[AmericanMan44]

someones at your door, you gonna answer it?

[eLoveHate]

vote LOVE for Chuck Norris on the eLoveHate website! you know he's awesome

[30albundy]

he found saddam hussain with his beard

[AllSortVids]

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest

[tut28Angel]

USA:Hey guess whos here Iraq?

Iraq:Who ur mom?

Chuck Norris:No I am. *Stands up*

Iraq:O SHIT WE URRENDERED PLZ DONT KILL US

USA:Once more Chuck is epic

[15peewee12]

imagin if chuck norris was a Marine and serving with him

[69poopers]

chuck dose not need a gun he looks at them and they die!

[MasponsUSMC]

I was there and said what's up to him while he was eating at the chowhall

[loribomb]

chuck norris is the original BIG RED ONE

[xxSpike1989xx]

when chuck norris farts he splits atoms!

[furvert101]

@xxSpike1989xx im not sure that would be something to brag about... 

[xxSpike1989xx]

@furvert101 not bragging its a fact! when the norris lets one rip things get explosive. the A bomb's key ingredient is NBF - Norris Bottled Fart!

[furvert101]

@xxSpike1989xx just saying, thats gotta be the worst gas ever...

[xxSpike1989xx]

@furvert101 Yea! you'll never catch me standing behind him!

[TheDoglover23456]

when chuck norris went to iraq Osama bin Laden went to hiding

[Tyann82]

@beararm2 they only resain they could find tge wmd is because he is one

[slobzer]

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

[BEARARMZ]

even chuck norris couldnt find WMD's

[deathbaron82]

@BEARARMZ chuck norris is the wmd

[EIIBipolarpig]

0:52 badass fanny bags!

[XimbetterthanuXx]

this is what started the war

[Bowseefuss101]

RAMIREZ! GO GET BEARDPUNCHED BY CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[doceinholeite]

the right way is not AD or BC.Its BC AC Before Chuck Norris After Chuck Norris.

[whiteshark450]

if those marine fought chuck norris they wont be call marine but deadrines

[WhatGodNow]

Chuck Norris had a friend named Bruce Lee, who was a Non Believer in any God.

Bruce Lee is a great role model for Atheists.

[yaboiijavs]

Chuck Norris doesn't use steroids, steroids use him!

[vipercobra451]

Coverup: Osama actually killed himself when he saw this video

[blackmetal631]

this is why the Nazi lost because of chuck Norris

[916Hoorah]

Chuck Norris kills 2 stones with one bird

[lastdaysguitar]

Chuck Norris is really giving back. God bless him!

[Anthonyk312]

Chuck Norris attacks anxiety.

[rafelin6707]

@AndyHarglesis steroids get their power from chuck norris not the other way around

[NOLFGirl]

FAKE. Real Chuck Norris Would have made a blast crater out of the whole middle east.

[horrorflesh]

Chuck Norris wears a beard where others wear shorts.

[iDropShot856]

Damn chuck norris could have ended both wars by him self why couldnt we have just sent him

[directorlog]

Bruce Lee is still better!

[xXXdimixx]

@directorlog Bruce Lee is any martial fighters idol Chuck Norris is no any martial artist

[RampantFury925]

@xXXdimixx Six time world karate champion and hes no martial artist?

[xXXdimixx]

@RampantFury925 I meant to say no any martial artist you see anywhere... Ofc he is martial artist he is king

[bikr27]

The only thing between chuck norris and justice is an equal sign

[evadful]

One day a mute man was swimming in a far corner on a beach and had a cramp and was drowning. luckily as he drowned, Chuck find him and drag the man to another island and gave the man a cpr, the man revived... and to this day became the famous Tenor the World has ever known.

[superdavelane4]

Notice Chuck didn't shave his head before going out there.

[uncharted31000]

yea chuck is complete shit! who is that knocking on my door?

[neovlascen]

norris is the war and peace

[zangatangring]

Chuck Norris obviously didn't fight. The war isn't over.

[punishalltrolls]

@zangatangring he's a conservative republican. he helped start it.

[walmartpimp2]

Those Marines must be honored to be in the presents of a real hero.

[romefox]

The war ended as soon as he arrived, Chuck Norris didn't accomplish the mission, the mission accomplished Chuck Norris!

[JoeSparro]

at that time he search all of iraq and said he was not there. but he smelled punjab beans

[fingerfrequency81]

wow i seriously thought i was going to get RickRolled..

[crusty21]

00:55 Notice the drill instructor receive the quickening when Chuck shakes his hand.

[Territomauvais]

Even if he is an idiot irl, at least he can make people happy.

[busabunimalfredo]

Jesus walked on water... Chuck swam on ground!

[xxxiraqisoulxxx]

@619destin yeah like killing inocent people and children in iraq ... you only love your self you fat american

[xxxiraqisoulxxx]

@faustnightmare are you dumb OSAMA WAS IN AFGHANSTAN

[icecool1065]

@xxxiraqisoulxxx Actually Osama Bin Laden was found and killed in Pakistan, not afghanistan.

You're a moron.

[HeidernMr]

the war is over.. chuck norris is here.

[BeExperienced]

Chuck Norris is crap! BRB someones knocking a my door..

[AdmirSarajevo]

@faustnightmare

Haha yea me2 first time i heard it =D

[derranthefunnyguy]

get all the soldiers out of afgan and send chuck norris in alone and un-armed

[Bigtymme]

"So God created Chuck Norris in his own image, in the image of God he created him; afterwards he decided he needed lesser beings for Chuck to rule over he called them male and female and he created them" - Genesis 1:27

[LittleJamesL]

Yer yer look it's chuck Norris big woop man I hate that bastard he is so big headed and fuck off with the crap puns people your only making yourself look like a bigger idiot than you already are

[AdmirSarajevo]

Chuck Norris had sex secretly with every woman in the world, they now bleed once a month.

[619destin]

chunk norris tears can cure cancer two bad he never crys

[go1godfurther]

Was that a kevlar hairpiece he was wearing? When you're going into a war zone, you gotta have some protection for your bald patches lol

[AMANMETONAMETAKEN]

Chuck Norris once stabbed a knife with a man.

[godofwar6511]

@AMANMETONAMETAKEN that doesnt make any sense

[yoleekmendeek]

@AMANMETONAMETAKEN without a knife

[Bloodyblade3]

chuck norris such a nice guy always has been. :)

[Fraugee]

Q: What's going through the mind of Chuck Norris' enemies?

A: His foot.

[Themenandres7]

chuck norris mata a todos esos soldados con un corta uñas

[xtremejohnny69]

Why can't more celbrities be more like him? They don't have to support the war, but they should still visit the troops and keep morale up. After all, it's the military that allows them to make millions in the entertainment industry.

[DaloToni1]

oust gamimenoi Amerikanoi kai sy paliomalakare Chuck

[DeesVarco]

After he was done in Iraq, he decided to go to pakistan, no more Bin Laden

[gameboy699]

chuck noris is not in iraq, iraq is in chuck noris

[gmk120]

1 may 2011: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD!

In other news Chuck norris comes back from his holidays from pakistan...

[chrissywissy321]

osama must have committed suicide the moment he heard chuck norris was in town

[TACOOOOOOOOOXD]

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet...

The pool gets Chuck Norrised.

[gerodinis]

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Texas.

[dominic970]

@gerodinis lol

[cjb2581]

Chuck Norris' mom has a tattoo that says "Son".

[TheEXpothead]

When chuck norris eats a cow, he gets the cow to cook itself for him.

Chuck Norris can runaway from his clothes while he's wearing them.

Chuck Norris punches are so strong, they dont even have to connect to be deadly.

Chuck Norris can put out fire with fire.

[killshot2247]

when the taliban saw chuck norris they simply surenderd osama bin laden and said,'' here don't kill us 

[pekestor]

HE FOUND OSAMA BIN LADEN AN KILLED HIM

[luislopez509]

osama wasnt killed by a navy seal .thats becuase chuck norris roundhose kicked him in the neck and died from suffication

[R1chWaltz]

Chuck Norris just killed osama bin laden...by himself

[CRiley1038]

Did she say SOMEWHAT mythical abilities.

[StrallyMan]

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity... He then got it back

[dave00dance]

this was the day iraq surrendered

[mmbz67a]

So if Chuck Norris is in Iraq! then why is there still a conflict? Oh I remember "IT'S BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS ALLOWS IT".................

[mbenzsl2000]

most people grill using charcoal briquettes...chuck norris grills with rods of uranium

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

America was about to lose that war so they sent Chuck Norris down there and the day after that Saddam Hussein was hanged

[101techkid]

Chuck Norris wasn´t born...he was created.

[FALLEROMAYOR]

@101techkid What are you saying!!!! :O Chuck Norris never was created...he created himself

[ajahn027]

After that day, Saddam Hussein hung himself

[LaeXblock]

IF i play chuch norris in cod i'd rage quit , if the terroist went up against chuck norris they would commit suicide

[megaterra69]

Chuck Norris makes a fanny pack look cool.

[Guizoman10]

he won the war alone :)

[StretchGargan]

@1:31 Pause it! and look at the bottom left lmaoo

Like this so others can see

[errman2]

one time chuck norris shot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "bang"

[xCh34pShOtx]

Chuck Norris doesn't have to earn the Marine uniform. :O