The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Pippy. P. Poopypants [10/30/2010]

[SmugleafCarriesOn]

No No, he cahnged his name into Tippy Tinkletrousers

[domaug]

so him almost losing his "girlfriend" is enough to make him shit himself? wow.

[drsjohnny]

if he ever takes the bus i'd hate to ride the bus with him if he sat near me i'd stand the rest of the way if i had to far away from him as i could

[ThatGirlWithTheCards]

Isn't Pippy P. Poopypants the name of that evil professor from the Captain Underpants series? XD

[Nothaut]

"Assidents"

Perfect.

[BARRICADE10]

do i detect a captain underpants reference? :O

[FFRrox]

chis chandler ur fucking 30 YEARS OLD (on paper i might add) and u are still shitting ur pants

thats just pathetic i dont care if hes 'autistic' he still should be doing such a disgraceful thing

[DesuOperator]

0:27

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

[TheYTChronicles]

"At least our faces are not fucking orange like a certain Cashy Clyde that I know"

Trolls and most of you lot will refuse to admit it, but Chris does have these moments where he is genuinely, and without irony, funny.

[richja23]

do people realize that this is some of the greatest comedic material in existence? the timing of his ridiculous lines to the subject matter he is saying, it's all fucking gold.

[TheYTChronicles]

@richja23 I agree, he can actually be very funny, in the sense that we should laugh with him and not at him.

[KyoSitomie]

Haha, my mind replaced "quick" to "It came out CWC".

[Majorasword64]

He just shat his pants in the middle of the fucking video!

[Gr1ff9]

@Majorasword64 Yeah he's trying to waft away the stench the whole way through.

[skrilldawg]

CRAYOLA FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC GLASSES NOW IN STOCK AT LENSCRAFTERS.

[69Poonhunter]

lol

[69Poonhunter]

LOL

[LurryDaStallion]

Its a very big deal if a person is shitting themselves at 30. :|

[DrMarilynFan]

"...I pooped my pants in public. It was just stressed-sisduced an' it could be held, it just came out quick. I mean, it was a very uncomforable ride home that day."

Sorry folks. I can't wrap my mind around that one.

[videogamenostalgia]

This is absolutely fucking disgusting, even for Chris. He's just admitted that if he shits himself, he typically just goes about his usual business as if nothing had happened, and 'walks funny', expecting other human beings to put up with the smell of his shit covered ass.

[Majorasword64]

@videogamenostalgia what's worst is that sometimes,he does it on purpose.

[smile221]

Oh BTW, if people don't know - When his PC was busted there was a fully functioning one in one of the rooms in his house that is piled with crap, but he preferred to buy a new one than clear out the room to get access to it

[Akriloth2160]

I'd call him "pants-on-head retarded", but after he said what happens to his pants...yeah, I retract that statement. Also, CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS REFERENCE IN THE TITLE FOR THE WIN! I haven't read that book series in ages!

[GenericSteve764]

He's literally a pants-shitting retard. 

[MrsPaul]

Good god, he even uses CMM to fix his glasses.

[DrMarilynFan]

@MrsPaul Correction, my friend. It's Crayola * Fuckin' * Model Magic.

[sexhaie]

thats right folks, it's completely wrong and disgusting to be a guido/chav and it's completely normal to shit your pants in public like a big baby.

[antongirdeux07]

Press 1 over and over and over and over and over again

[metalWeirdo77]

@antongirdeux07

You're paying for my therapy

[dannyday58218195]

as an adult, in order to shit yourself, youve either gotta have some kinda physical medical problem, or you just chose right then and there to shit yourself.

chris blatently makes the choice to shit! i reckon 9 times outta 10 - he'll stand there and fuckin force a chunky couple of turds outta his ass consciously - id be my youtube account on it

[psychowarrior]

@dannyday58218195 The reason he shits himself is because he eats nothing but fast food and drinks soda and energy drinks instead of water. The guy probably hasn't had fiber in his diet since he was 4. Not surprising he can't control his bowels.

[Majorasword64]

@psychowarrior No he DOES purposely shit himself.

[thomasgangsta]

It's funny how he said it's okay to be different when actually he is a homophobe, a racist, a hypocrite, a faggot. I have spoken

[BoukenCrimson]

Chris is so out of shape that his sphincter is weak. lol

[angrybull]

Chris will involuntarily shit himself as a defense mechanism when Bubba comes after him. 

[iDeathpool]

well, his sphincter will be trained very well in prison.

[thgodofwar]

Why in the hell does he bring up unneeded and unwanted subjects like this?

[slimjimania]

what the hell did i watch

[FuckingCameron]

"Stress induced?"

If you're defusing a fucking bomb "Hurt Locker style", then yeah, you can shit your pants due to legitimate stress.

But being an able-bodied, unemployed 30 year old fatso with no sicknesses, no bills to pay or any real responsibility?

Go fuck yourself.

[327Vex]

As he said, it can't be helped.

[some14u2no]

I wanna know what @AFandhisOrchestra walked into.

[mrfalafl]

Is Clyde Cash even real? I'm new to this saga so somebody fill me in...

[supersonicprices]

@mrfalafl No clyde was not real, he was made up from an old 4chan meme.

[sexhaie]

"stress-ensuessd"

Dr.Suess's "the pooperman with aspergers"

[Killerthewolfdog]

-.- I am now ashamed to have Aspergers Syndrome

[JohnnyHedgeSaiyan]

@Killerthewolfdog same here =w=

[retrootakukangaroo]

@Killerthewolfdog Same Here.

[ToviaPicoru]

When I first saw this, I thought he was speaking metaphorically but then I realised he really did shit himself.

[BadgerHunter95]

"its okay to be different" said the 30 year old virgin

[Kamikitsune0]

Anyone else notice the irony of his title? "Don't P in the Oop" = Don't Poop.... this whole video is about it being ok to poop yourself.

[mlken64]

did he just say that its ok for a grown man to shit hes pants in publice

[MartyrLoserKing]

Chris was coaxed into doing this by a troll pretending to be his girlfriend. He was trying to help out a relative of said sweet heart.

[mishkinano]

incontinence =/= being too lazy to control your bowels

[Chickidydow]

lol chris. stupid shitbandit

[AFandhisOrchestra]

"It's OK to be different..."

Absolutely true.

"Sometimes, we have our accidents..."

Also true. For one, I remember this one time I walked right into...

"...and we poop ourselves..."

I'm done. That is all.

[Wesujin]

Tell em Kaka sent ya!

[AsterBarnivere]

And this dude shits himself in public... ugh!

[jcrowley1985]

This could turn out to be a self defense against him being raped in prison. I mean, would anyone go near his ass knowing that there is the chance they would get shitted on?

[mrfalafl]

@jcrowley1985 It's evolution at work. This guy might be genetically superior to all of us...

[jcrowley1985]

@mrfalafl It's like how all animals develop self defense features. Some have sharp claws, some have poisonous venom, Chris so happens to secrete a foul smelling substance when frightened.

[SomeBlokeLol]

Guys. Serious tale. I just broke up with my wife because I can't use my PC.

[MrToastOmnomnom]

...... why would he say the stuff he says? he is just begging for trolls.

[dakarus]

@MrToastOmnomnom Dont question.

[MrToastOmnomnom]

@dakarus

Good enough answer for me.

[AxelWedstar411]

God fobid Chris-chan should waste tax-payers money on replacing his broken glasses.

[TheArabSultan]

CLYDE CASH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOL

[Jesterclown17]

It's not stress induced, Chris... it's the result of a shitty diet.

[thenegativenick]

Ian should wear a diaper

[roler42]

don't know why... but, this video is where chris looks at his all-time worst (pre-tomgirl)

seriously... the pose, the manboobs, the stupid fat face, the broken glasses... he looks fatter than ever here

[ShadowNinjaX3]

@roler42 Don't forget the extremely heavy breathing.

[ApacheMan2K]

Stress-induced? You just don't go to the bathroom like a normal person, and your diet is worse than mine! Didn't you learn how to use the potty? Or did your parents just let you fill up your diapers?

[DesuOperator]

@ApacheMan2K Dude, he admitted to shitting himself on the daily & having his mom wash it. He also admits that his mom forced to him to wear diapers because he shits himself so much. Remind you that he is close to 30 years old.

Hell, he even admitted that he one time took a big shit in his bed because he was scared of Clyde Cash & left it there for a day instead of cleaning it up; his mom later cleaned it for him.

[ApacheMan2K]

@DesuOperator I know. But what I don't understand is why he'd just let that happen. It couldn't really be stress-induced, as he says it is. The CWCkipedia suggests it's because of a condition he has. I can't remember what it's called, but it involves involuntary crapping, basically.

[DesuOperator]

@ApacheMan2K It's probably encopresis, but I think it has to do with the fact Chris, because he's autistic, thinks he should have the free will to shit himself anywhere at any time. It probably doesn't help that he hasn't experienced any real stress in his life, so anything that's not china or his world makes him shit himself.

[Hyenajaws]

"At least your face is not fuckin' orange."

This is the second video in a row I've watched and heard him say that. Is that gonna be his new verbal signature or something?

[TheHowks]

Now why on earth did i not think of uploading a video talking about shitting my pants? Clearly it's the best way to gain respect and make friends.

[empororofultra34]

>"It's OK to be different."

>"At least I ain't orange!"

>mfw Chris is a hypocrite.

[orangevonzeppelin]

"It was a very uncomfortable ride home."

Yeah, no shit!

.....no pun intended...

[cdbutler1204]

You people do know he wears dresses now, correct?

I foresee disaster, given his....special problem!

[TheHowks]

Give this man his own stage and people would come from hundreds of miles to listen to his incredible wisdom and insight.

[albee1000]

Hey ladies - he's single!

[Se7enHxC]

i broke up with my virtual girlfriend, so i shat myself.

[Iwonderwotsfordinner]

AT LEAST THEIR FACES AREN'T FUCKIN' ORANGE

The most normal, non-retarded I have EVER heard Chris sound. His voice I mean, not the content. I did a double take, and had to replay it several times.

[Se7enHxC]

u just had my 420 spliff and i cant understand what this video is about som1 please fill me in? chris chan shits himself or something?

[DukeNukem2020]

"Pippy P Pooppants"?  Where do you come up with some of your titles?

[hyenalord]

@DukeNukem2020

What's weird is that, with the power of childhood nostalgia, I can answer that. It's from a book series called Captain Underpants by Dav Pilkey.

Come for Chris-Chan, stay for nostalgia, I suppose.

[basmachestvo]

@DukeNukem2020

It's a Captain Underpants reference.

[hyenateethx]

I honestly think this entire thing is an act and Chris has devoted everything (his life, his reputation, EVERYTHING) to his comedy

[jcrowley1985]

@hyenateethx

Seems quite unlikely considering the videos from his childhood, particularly from when he won that Sonic contest at age 12. I doubt he was planning a lifetime of lols and trolling from such a young age considering he can't even effectively plan things out short term.

[mrfalafl]

@hyenateethx Is being arrested for assault part of the act? Because that's what he did. He and his mom tried to run over the owner of a game store.

[Kekuems]

@mrfalafl Is his mom fucked up too?

[mrfalafl]

@Kekuems Where do you think he gets it? Certainly not from his father, who seems almost normal

[MrsPaul]

@mrfalafl

Yep.

[444Tazer]

@scheiSSkind77 If this is a trick, he's really dedicated to it. I mean, I wouldn't shove a medallion up my anus just to troll.

[LuketheSpartan]

I wonder how this "Gulliver"(on the off chance he even exists) feels about getting a shout out on a video in which a 28 year old guy talks about how he shits himself.

[Andreazor]

"And it's mostly stress induced *squeezes one out*"

I was fucking EATING!

[KiraShikaku]

@Andreazor And now you making my face hurt from laughing so hard at this statement.

[Majorasword64]

@Andreazor teaches you to not eat while watching chris-chan.

[Cutelilteen]

It's not the fact that he shits himself that I find most disturbing, but the fact that, rather than quickly disposing of his soiled underpants and going commando for a bit, he instead tries to preserve them by wiping them (and, might I add, he only says 'maybe', implying he's actually gone around with a full turd in his pants), and going on with his day. So basically, he'll walk around in public with filthy, reeking underpants. I wonder if this has ever happened while using his attraction sign?

[CKO92]

@Cutelilteen I wouldn't be surprised if it did.

[Kitsunefan9]

"Stay tuned for an execution of him , in a future video"

Oh god, Chris gave up on Sonichu and is making Snuff films

[thgodofwar]

I feel sorry for myself for being diagnosed with autism. And it's all because of Chris.

[LordOcelot]

Who does he look winded?

[PurpleStorm8]

God damn Chis is whack!

The only time I came close to going to the bathroom in my pants was when my friend Matt made me laughed really hard.

[crashmidget15]

@felixthecatboy :(

[Popanator2010]

I poop in my pants all the time. Sometimes I leave it in there and not change it all day. At the end of the day, I have some stored poop to snack on.

[ryanwashere21]

Only a matter of time before his parents are too sick and the state takes his house

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

As a representative for the autistic people, I feel compelled to make the following statement: IT IS NEVER ACCEPTABLE FOR A WALKING, TALKING ADULT HUMAN TO SHIT HIM OR HERSELF. NEVER.

Thank you.

[LamaPaj]

@rabidrabbitshuggers Not even when you are ill? :C

[videogamenostalgia]

At least if you have an orange face you can just move to the Jersey Shore and fit right in. People who shit their pants will stand out from society no matter where they are in the world...

[Jumpybeaver]

I love how as soon as Chris chan finishes saying, about his "stressed induced" accidents. He makes a sound, like he just shit himself.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

@Jumpybeaver He also made a face--a face I have seen my baby nephews and niece pull when they are dumping ass.

[crashmidget15]

WAS THAT AN ETCH A SKETCH YOU KEEP YOUR NOTES ON?!

[CKO92]

"You know, it's OK to be different..."

Says the guy who trashes gays and people with Asperger's every chance he gets.

[DJVTrans]

and he shat him self in public in he's 20...

[CaptainOlimar247]

@DJVTrans Actually, he's 30.

[JohnMooreification]

It's okay to be different, but it's not okay to be geughh.

[foof811]

Why the fuck is this guy not institutionalized!?

[nancyfarmer555]

I've got IBS and mild Crohn's disease and I've been in situations where I felt like I was going to die from pain trying to get to a toilet, but I've never fucking shat myself. Fucking hell.

[KiraShikaku]

This guy has no shame.

I'm starting to admire him... I mean damn... most of his life is on the internet.... talking about all the times he shit himself and in detail? Posted online?

This guy has NOTHING he's afraid of.

[IDeafpool]

be a guido or shitting pants at random.... fuck is that even a choice?

[ThriceDog]

Still waiting for the day chris comes out as the greatest troll of all time and is really a billionaire with lots of free time, married to a supermodel.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

@ThriceDog Me too. At least, I HOPE so.

[orangevonzeppelin]

@ThriceDog I think about that sometimes, he just gets his cousin to draw his comics, smokes a lot of weed to come up with his material...

[CKO92]

@ThriceDog You may as well stop waiting. He's real....horrifyingly, mind-blowingly, nauseatingly real.

[Inuboy1000]

@ThriceDog That will only happen in our dreams.

[IdontlikeusingLOL]

You could devote your entire life to pouring over the retarded details of this mans life

[schnitzal]

Thank you for these vital life tips.

If you have an issue like this...I would definitely not invest in adult diapers. I would listen to these words of wisdom.

Oh and don't forget the snuff film to come...

Remember: Ian Brandon Anderson is a good man.

[papermario2006]

0:14 "Sometimes WE have our accidents. WE poop our pants."

I don't recall having a bowel disfunction, so excuse me if i decide NOT to be a part of this "WE" you speak of, a group of individuals that, in fact, probably only consists of YOU. And newborn babies.

[ApacheMan2K]

To quote one of the kids who trick-or-treated at AVGN's old apartment and beat up Michael Myers, "Look! It's the Poopyman!"

[Algahiem]

"Y'know, it's OK to be different." - True, but there's a difference between "being different" and not being potty trained!

"...it just came out quick." - EWW! NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THESE THINGS, YOU MUCKY PUP!!!

"At least my face isn't fucking orange..." - I'd rather have an orange face than a never-ending case of irritable bowl syndrome.

[albee1000]

@Algahiem

"At least my face isn't fucking orange..."

Yeah, Chris, but his shorts are still white ....

[Edfan10]

Isn't this man just the best role model? (And that was obviously sarcasm.)

[BCete]

i renember when i was little....I could not shit. Over a half year....No shitting...When my mom gave me some water with some powder stuff in it i was like GOOOOOOOOOOOD GOD ARRRRRRRRG KILL MEEE JUST KILL ME GOD WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME WHYYY?! and i thouth i would die that day. I was about to black out

[Quart]

yeah its okay to be different...but its not okay to shit yourself at 30.

[theshak06]

eeeh....what??

[ANGRYMAPLE]

@07Disneygrl Chris-Chan does quite alot of bad things, stalking women at a mall everyday probably being the most tame thing he's ever done. He brings it on himself from what I've seen, and Autistic people even have a go at him. Chris uses autism as a crutch, as an excuse and he basically steals thousans of dollars of taxpaters money because he won't get off his ass.

[stsaylor29]

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo spoiled nonononononononononononononono­nono 

[Popanator2010]

MR POOPY PANTS!!!

[albee1000]

Pray you never get stuck in an elevator with this man.

[FurySaterra64]

@albee1000 Or anywhere for that matter...

[angrybull]

@07Disneygrl You're new to the whole Chris-Chan thing, aren't you? There is far more wrong with this guy than just autism.

[TheSkunkCat]

I would rather have an orange face, all things considered.

[RobotwarsKing]

"My middle name is Pee-Pee"

[MrRaspberryNutsack]

It came out quick n slippery

[Deathfromabove5]

@MrRaspberryNutsack ewww

[JimmyJSmits]

i pooped my pants laughing so hard at this

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

It's okay Chris, I poop myself because I'm autistic too.

[Armystuntman]

@ScrewLimbBizkit NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ApacheMan2K]

It's not because you're stressed that you crap yourself. It's because of your disorder, or did you not learn to use the potty at all? Seriously, you need to do something about your problems!

[Deflecto3]

SUMO TUBA

[sexhaie]

"clean myself out"= get home. take off pants and undies. leave "accident" still in undies. put in laundry. change into new undies and pants. wait for mommy to discover your mess. hide. wait for her to do your job for you. have her wipe your ass next. finish not feeling ashamed your a 30 year old man still having mommy do your laundry and cleaning your mess you made as well as doing YOUR dirty laundry.

got it, thanks, ian.

[ThelronFjord]

Also, it looks like his getting a good exercise talking, considering he's out of breath.

[ThelronFjord]

I remember reading Captain Underpants as a kid, and being inspired to make a comic book about my cat. A comic about my cat has more originality that Sonichu.

[CWCvilleMovie]

You guys, you guys, calm down. Save your energy. This is only the beginning. You know when the real fun will begin? Once his ancient, decrepit parents die. (not that he or anyone else will notice at first, with how much they keep to themselves). What will he do? Can his monthly tugboat tug the house, utilities, whatever other taxes they have in Virginia, and his addiction to buying useless shit? What will happen then? Only time will tell, my friends, only time will tell...

[sirpico123]

@CWCvilleMovie its pretty obvious, he cant look after himself, totally delusional, actually fear for him when bob & babs pass away, you can imagine an eastern european troll, asking him to sell his home and send the money over there, so he can marry some beloved olga..............and you know he would do it!

[mike2223312]

are you fucking serious, i mean really? fucking serious?

[7698466]

I bet he shit himself after recording this video

[angrybull]

@7698466 I bet he shit himself WHILE recording this.

[7698466]

@angrybull Yeah that too hahaha :D

[glitch77]

@angrybull 0:26

[nucleardeath07]

Chris would fit nicely into the obese + geeky + scat fetish niche of the gay porn industry.

[sirpico123]

way too much information, "the only way people may know you pooped yourself is by a weird way of walking or the stench" LMFAO 

[areeb10000]

Is he truly that lazy that he cant hold in his own shit! ... wtf ... maybe it wont come out so quick if he didnt fucking eat so much!

[ChibiWaira]

This video is shitty.

[dystopianlover]

Homo Sapien Sapiens:

Step 1: "I... I think I just shat myself."

Step 2: "I will never mention this to anyone, and will get red of my pants, pronto."

Chris-Chan:

Step 1: "I shat myself."

Step 2: "I shall make a video describing the incident. Moreover, I will attempt to vindicate myself - and all pants-shitters - in the eyes of the general public."