Amazon FAIL (or: Twilight Made Me Gay)

[BookNutSimmer]

this is hilarious aha xx

[kankakaratestyle]

awesome. amazon sucks.

[kankakaratestyle]

@kankakaratestyle this has nothing to do with amazon but instead bad customer service.

i once spent weeks trying to get the codes for some dlc i had purchased at gamestop (you suck!) (the reciept got ruined) and in the end they said quote "There's nothing we can do since you wrote on them" (i tried to patch them) I TOLD THEM A MILLION TIMES I HAD WRITTEN ON THEM EVIDENTLY THEY CAN'T HEAR! (this was xbox live customer service) the service was good... they just suck at understanding.

ugh.

[CompletelyOlivia]

Did they ever resolve it??

By the way, you're my new hero :D

[controlchick]

LMFAO, I love you.

[madelinimartini]

I am tempted to call customer service...

[CarFox6]

You're are now totally awesome.

[100percentunique]

I'm so calling amazon. this should be ammusing..

[RekindledRebelfire]

Amazon bans fag books? I don't see the problem here.

[bigtony909ca]

@RekindledRebelfire that's because your a myopic little troll

[RekindledRebelfire]

@bigtony909ca

And don't you forget it.

[bigtony909ca]

@RekindledRebelfire well it is hard to forget utter stupidity

[kankakaratestyle]

@bigtony909ca you suck.

[bigtony909ca]

@kankakaratestyle what was that for?

[kankakaratestyle]

@bigtony909ca ooops. i thought you were reffering to her. lol sorry!

[bigtony909ca]

@kankakaratestyle no worries. I absolutely adore Jackson Pearce.

[SenseOrSensibility]

That took OVARIES!!!

Good for you!

[DaemonGirl11]

what about disney movies?

[Randomness0014]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha!

[ItsGemmaG13]

That was amazing. What a way to stick it to the man, you are too cool

[AlecsandriaM]

You are insanely amazing! :))

[CoHOCD]

2:09 I can tell we have a fangirl...

[crazyasian81]

And I thought I was the only one that Twilight made me feel funny, and not the haha funny after watching it.

[annikasunshine]

Hahahaha

You are my hero!

[myxgiftxisxmyxsong]

Holy crap, Jackson. You are my favorite.

[TheNicola31]

you rock, haha well done you totaly gave that lady the creeps,

[phoenix39]

That was hilarious! You rock so much!

[popRoxsX]

"Thank you for calling amazon, my name is Shit!" :D sorry i just love to do that every time something the is not a "bad word' beeps i put a bad word on the frace XP

[avrilrocksxoxox]

hahahaha! i love how you are a serious writer, but make the best points ina funny way:) i wanna be like that when im older.(:

[GymnasticsGirl6163]

You have brought up some excellent points. We need more people like you in the world! :D

[Quibre]

I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE MY NEW MODERN HERO. If only we were all like you...! =)

[zamille18]

TWILIGHT .... sooooooooooooooooooooooo gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! indeed!!

[nkska]

Your an author that actually gets out there and DOES something, for the fans and for the writting world. Kudos to you!!

[vicky216n]

I'm speechless, you're great!

[bakerybabe29]

You rock.

[iCharlieJs]

this is funny :P

[huskiefreek]

ROTFLOL

[marvelousmaggie]

OMG JACKSON PEARCE FTW.

[17edgar17]

twilght is gay

[FouryFruit]

bitch

[MattUK9107]

how the Fuck can you turn Gay from a book?

OMFG!!!

[uglyfudge]

@MattUK9107 it's called SARCASM. Didn't you watch the end of the video?

[OneInsaneAngel]

LMAO! *Claps*

[chelsyalexis]

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHH.

ha humm. wow. that made my whole day.

thanks!

[buttontrooper]

YOUR SO RIGHT.

but an 18 year old gets out of high school and gets preggnant thats twilight and its not adult????

[TheArukun]

@buttontrooper Twilight is a cashcow series. That's why they didn't blacklist it because they feared a loss of revenue.

[JayBellBooks]

I understand the intended humor here, but I'm afraid they probably logged your call as yet another person complaining about gay content.

It may have been more effective to complain about the blatant heterosexuality in Twilight.

[HeartBreakkkGirl]

This is my favorite video of yours. I honestly thought I was going to cry when you said that thing about Twilight making you have some bi-sexual urges.

You are awesome.

[waltergoogins]

but you're not gay in reality, right?

cause you're hot!!

[tbkj4eva]

twilight is awsome betch!!!

[WickedFabala]

i would like to say YOU ARE AMAZING!!

[JacksonAPearce]

Thanks :)

[jhfisk]

i meant to tell you.

you are my hero.

[JacksonAPearce]

Haha, thanks! :)

[ArtemisRampant]

Amazon is riduculous. Homosexuality is only as explicit as heterosexuality, so you can find completely innocent things with both themes.

Your call ROCKED. It's so funny confusing the poor, totally lost customer help people. Especially the whole Twilight made me gay thing. ...Actually, a few guys could probably say the same thing.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

...o__o

That lady took you seriously..

xD

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

If my soon to be published book gets on amazon,and the rule isn't changed..

Twilight has necrophilia,pedophilia,domesti­c violence and other graphic stuff xD

;__; Amazon..I thought you were awesome! I was going to buy some video games off yo-..Wicked..Wicked isn't adult'd,right? Even though it is an adult book.

[tmntsplinterdude]

@NaruhinaXSasusaku And bestiality.  But nobody is really gonna care.

[Rangerpjonwebx]

Fascist conservatives dont believe in freedom. They want to control the books that people read. They plan to force homosexuals back into the closet. So now Amazon and Barnes and Noble blacklist books that affirm the gay experience, gay culture and gay pride. Instead the companies advance books that brand homosexuality as a sin and mental illness.

Dont be surprised if Amazon and Barnes and Noble blacklist books by liberals, or blacks.

Fascists cant handle the truth!

[blythe025]

LOL. This was great. Thank you.

[SpaceJunkMan]

Awesome prank!

[Sakura00003]

Yes I definatly agree. It's not fair at all, thanks for being so cool and standing up to amazon. :)

[BroadwayFanatic2008]

WOOT! Jackson, you rule!

[scottwrites]

SO best! LOL

[shroudie]

No worries, guys, it was all done for the lulz.

[slyfoot3]

Mark Probst: "I do not believe that there was any malicious intent. Case closed." tinyurl[dot]com/c89tya

Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

[JacksonAPearce]

So many levels of not that simple: Even if it was a glitch and they're corrected it, all the effected books have now suffered immeasurable sales loss as a result. As an author, I constantly stalk my sales rank, because that determines where I appear in an Amazon search. Books stripped of their search functionality naturally have sold fewer copies (potentially since Feb), and therefore even when the problem is corrected, will have a low search rank and thus cont. to sell less.

[saracross123]

Loll.

You are really funny! Great job making a funny video that takes a stand against a really stupid policy.

Good job!

It's also ridiculously hypocritical that Playboy is still ranked.

[josephwithey]

This is great and made me laugh hahaha This really upsets me

[acrrazywriter]

...I think I have your phone. XD

You're awesome by the way.

[laurenoflorien]

You win!

[jrobinwhitley]

Amen!

[Belegon]

Moby Dick? *grin* Okay, I officially love you now. Wonderful. Oh, and will be seeing Indigo Girls in June in Pittsburgh. And I'm a guy! Ohmigawd, I'm so confused.

[TheTuberRose]

This is hilarious! GOOD FOR YOU!!

[Katiefoolery]

Wow. I wonder who at Amazon thought that was a good idea.

[docjohnboy]

Hahaha, <3

[Starlysh]

This is amazing.

Dumbledore is gay. And he's awesome, so I could see how someone may want to emulate him in that way.

and lolz at Twilight.

[EmoSnapoetryFangirl]

Brilliant. I knew there was something off about Twilight. I just didn't expect this level of stupid from Amazon.

[Aniota125]

I laughed out loud.

[Kaylee1038]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[leelinau]

haha, stupid amazon. what a bunch of hypocrites, and they don't even realize it.

[Obsessionful]

This is amazing :D

[tbyank19]

thank you for making this vid

[ShizumasLover]

This is fabulous. <3

[hoppytoad79]

Twilight made you gay.  *VBG* Same here! They need to remove those books immediately for adult content! And Moby Dick. Definitely enough to make a man start batting for the other team.

[stracey18]

That was awesome!

Jackson, will you marry me?

Strictly for the tax purposes. Sadly, I've already read Moby Dick. So it's too late for me, but maybe you'll save some other poor boy from suffering. :)

[petrifiedbat]

You rock, Jackson!

[Sarahbear9789]

Great Video. I just tweeted it.

[JeneSayQua]

LOL, that was awesome. The lady sounded like she was speaking Japenese!

[MrsJasperHale08]

haha that was awesome! I agree that is really riculous that they are doing that.

<3 Josie