Whose Line: Shoplifting Hoedown

[MegaBlue96]

0:26 is that Asian girl in the front row saying "fucking" as a suggestion?? haha

[Wolfman12395]

@MegaBlue96 LOL I just noticed that!

[AandM1234]

I like to steal things, I do it all the time!

I even stole $2 from an innocent street mime!

But I recently stole something that really wasn't fun!

Never again will I try to steal the effing sun!

[AlleStephano]

BRKSEDU!

[khonx]

Quem veio aqui por causa do Brks Edu e não entendeu nada do vídeo da Joinha b '-'

[HarchGameplays]

BRKSEDU

[DesignerPedro]

Tem que saber inglês pra achar graça meu chapa KKKKK

[Thaleszi22]

so vi por causa do edu e nao vi graça

[MineGamer235]

BRKs_EDU 

[COCA1CENATION]

BRKsEdu.

[TaVeneno]

entao eu acho q eu vim elo msm motivo q a maioria dos BR

[MrKillerGames]

BRKsEdu

[BrunoBRSystem362]

Nem preciso falar pq quem eu vim né!

[menino40]

Joinha se veio pelo EDU!

[mrjuningamer]

BRKsEDU

[TheTitto09]

I like to steal things, if you couldn't tell

cops are always on me, i wish they went to hell

i always get away, i never leave a trace

but maybe its because im hiding in outer space

[caliscribe]

Five fingered discounts are my stock in trade

If I steal just enough, I'll have it made!

But on my last job I didn't get too far

That's the last time I try to shoplift a new car!

[VanessaVanity95]

i don't get colin's joke :/

[yokozuma2]

@VanessaVanity95 facepalm

[Bonzostar]

Laura Hall is a legend!

[Reyalejandro13]

@eric0100 You should really quit talking about depressing shit.

Especially on a clip from a show that's a hit.

I don't know why you're saying things that would make us frown.

Especially during a comical Hoedown!

[calborhin]

@eric0100 If you have problems, solve it...don't comment it on one of the funnest tv shows on youtube...

[ClintonKelly87]

@eric0100 - This isn't MySpace, asshole.

[iorchd]

@eric0100 tell me more, i enojy how pathetic is your life

[CornpickerX]

@eric0100 U did the right thing :)

[55Leafsfan]

16 people are store owners

[zsbenzc280]

Greg sucks...not funny at all

[uome20bukz]

@zsbenzc280 You're in the very very small minority of people who think that.

[bronstain27]

nehehehe congealed weapon

[loadedjogger]

I hate going to shop at the mall,

Because people think that I just take stuff off the walls.

If I get stopped by the cops one more time

I'm gonna take receipt and shove it up in their behind.

[BacentRekkes]

Everyone on this show can tell the future. They knew how much Obama lies

[billyjoedelfigalo]

that woman said fucking

[DancingDawnKeys]

why doesnt ryan like hoedowns? 

[Mixmancory]

@DancingDawnKeys he doesnt like the singing it seems he acts the same with Irish Drinking Song

[weariesky]

2:20- Greg kicks REALLY high O.o

[wickedfeylady]

Greg's was very funny 

[Lovelygal152]

Colin's was the best by far.

[TrowinSaelle]

Dzhang379... I swear I think she was yelling "fucking", too! That woulda been the greatest hoedown ever!

[doodthepude]

I like fat Drew Carey better

[Pyrofusion15]

where are they now?

Drew Carry is the host of "The Price is Right"

Ryan Styles is on "Two and a Half Men"

Greg Proops is the anchor of "Odd News" and stars in "True Jackson VP"

and god knows what happened to everybody else!

[Taitmomma]

@Pyrofusion15 Wayne Brady was with Let's make a deal...... And according to Canadian Youtube, Colin is working with TD Banking

[dzhang379]

did anyone else think the woman wearing blue in the front of the audience was shouting "fucking!" at audience suggestions?

[17kensethrules]

Gymnastics Hoedown

------------------------------

Well let me tell you something I bet you didn't know

I got these tight buns from doing tibo

It really is quite fun doing all that gymnastics

But there was an accident a clock got shoved up my butt and now my *** ticks.

[crazyei8htsGH5]

They always think I'm stealing when I'm at the grocery store.

But it's all in my cart, and there is nothing more.

The clerks try to catch me whenever there's a chance,

But for the last time, there's no "banana" in my pants.

[mdadnan]

@crazyei8htsGH5 Banaaanaaaaaaa in my Pantsssssssssss!!!!!!!

[ziadn27]

I love shoplifting i find it very fun

I walk in through the door and pull out my gun

But then one day i walked right in and found my mom inside

she begged me not to rob her again then sat down and cried

[17kensethrules]

(Bad Driver Hoedown)

There was a guy on the highway, his driving was sub-par

I am guessing he had just been to the bar

I called him a moron and he must've heard

Cause right after that he flipped me the bird

[17kensethrules]

ryan's face at 0:08

XDDDDD

[wobbawobba147]

Everyday after school I would go to park

Steal some babies lollipops until it gets dark

One day my mom was walking by and caught me in the act

and then she said to me "oh so thats how you got fat."

[DeathByEpicness]

i like to steal things from

the store across the street

i steal some dirty magazines

then i steal something to eat

but i stopped this bad habbit

the other day instead

cuz when i stole the stuff

my mom "caught" me in my bed

[SuperChuckles19]

once i stole some gnomes, right out of someones yard

it was my next door neighbor, and his name is bernard

he called the cops on me, thinking i wouldnt get to far

but when the cop rolled up, i stole his shoes, gun, then his car

[EmoKittyValentine]

When I was just 10

And at the candy store

I took a bunch of gummies

And ran right out the door

No one gave a crap but

It still felt so wrong

I was so scared that

I changed my name and moved to Hong Kong

[2354Twilight]

Greg and his President jokes :p

[halfdogderek]

OH Colin and his puns

[MistaBen33]

Colin wins this one

[Gleek215]

I cannot begin to express my love for this show!

[doyourememberanna]

Oh Collin, you so funny :D

[silva0003]

lol Ryan last one to get up after Drew announced the hoedown

[rrrsegmentat7]

I've never stolen anything since i was a lad

But even if i tried my daddy would get really mad

I guess he saw right through me and knew what gonna do

Well I guess thats what happens when i tried to steal his poo

[Frostyincave]

LOL @ Colin's pun.

[KaptKan1]

"...and I never tell the truth 'cause I'm a president!" LMAO!

Words of wisdom there...

[edwardcullen62019011]

i dont steal as u can c

and neither does colin mochrie

he almost did once but ill give him some slack

he had a good friend like ryan who made him put it back :)

[Yellow4494]

I couldn't come up with a hoedown if my life depended on it. I still think Chip is the king of hoedowns. And Colin is the king (or queen) of Irish drinking songs.

[AnimeOtakuist]

Haha did anyone see the asian girl with the bright blue shirt in the beginning suggesting fucking? XD

[anicoleantoinette22]

@AnimeOtakuist yes i saw it ~! XD

[Panachinator]

My wife was watching videos upon a youtube page

Someone's stupid comment made her ALL CAPS RAGE

Said you just went full retard, and surely i believe her

Use a fucking proper rhyme when mocking Justin Bieber

[biggerthanyou79]

@Panachinator r u fucking kidding me? u did the same shit i did

[Panachinator]

@biggerthanyou79 You're the one who said that nothing rhymes with bieber even though yours rhymed ok, and you obviously failed to notice that i said "you lot" referring to people who put Justin Bieber comments up desperate for thumbs up. I didn't single you out. You're the one who got all fucking butthurt and took it personally.

and "at least im not one of those stupid pricks who asks for thumbs up"

Yes, yes you are. Posting JB mocks is a desperate cry for attention via thumbs up. deal with it

[biggerthanyou79]

@Panachinator u obviously singled me out since u replied to my comment. if u werent singling me out u would have just put that without replying to me. once again, i do not ask for thumbs up. simply stating my opinion about bieber being a little girl. i could care less about getting thumbs up or not

[brittboo858]

@Panachinator ahaaa:)

[3ace13]

I went in the store, I was really broke

All I really wanted was .2 lbs. of coke

The clerk look at me really scary

Then he realized that I was Drew Carey

[Bioniclejab]

My first name is Colin, That I've always Known.

But, can someone tell me, why I'm on this show?!

I have lots of talent, I'm a funny guy.

Yeah I did one snack commercial, mention it and you die!

MENTION IT & YOU'LL DIE!!!

[mikeythornton]

Buying things in a store is not just right.

Buying them makes me angry, I just want to fight.

So I steal stuff from the stores and the clerks wife

I take all their guns and drew careys knife!

[wildtaz369]

this show was the best on air

now its not on its not fair

the hoedowns had so many rants

it maid me piss my pants

[thisiswho2]

I like stealing from stores, I do it all the time

Sometimes for a dollar, Sometimes for a dime

But I stole something that gave me the fever

I guess thats what you get when you steal from Justin Bieber.

Sorry, I had to do that.

[ACanuckSince92]

The Laura Hall Hoedown:

Ryan:

I work with Laura Hall, each and every day;

I see her all the time at work, think of it what you may;

Wait, no, it's not like that, we are just performers;

Although when I hear her play, I tend to get boners.

[x98347x]

I have extremely dark colored skin, I blend into the night;

That sure is really helpful when I'm stealing from the whites;

It's true that I'm a stereotype, but don't feel bad for c**ns;

Cuz when we're in the bedroom we have larger d*cks than you.

Sorry I got off topic, but I decided it was too funny not to post.

[jbshlover]

In what hoedown is it that colin doest sing anything

[DarkDragon3088]

I love to steal everything, even people's money

Making their lives miserable, is so f****** funny

But now I am in prison, I lost my house and wife

My name is Bernie Madoff, I'm doing 25 to life

[567hurricane]

One time I tried to rob a convience store

I was so drunk that I almost shot a whore

So when I got to the place where they had the candy

I froze in surprise canuse I was beat by Drew Carey

[wolfpac1able]

I stole a polly pocket when i was just five

I just decided to give stealing a try

what i learned were hard cold facts

i'm a boy but they had no might max

[chanegreen019]

hey! it's mr. maddigan!

[Thedudeonyoutoob]

I shoplift everyday, it is really easy.

Although sometimes my nerves make me queezy.

Yesterday I finally got caught by a dyslexic cop.

He quickly charged me for liftingshop

[kimla61197]

I feel so bad for ms. hall, the audience kept clapping off beat...

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

Oh my God Colin's verse was amazingly witty.

[jude2k11]

this is a tribute to all the whose line cast

i miss watching this back in the past

it really makes me teary

God i miss those puns about drew carry

[awesomenesspuff1]

:( I dont understand Colin's Hoe-down D:

[youngtreythetruth]

@awesomenesspuff1 Revolver = gun.

Gelatin: Jell-O (kinda)

The correct term for what Colin was trying to say was "concealed weapon" which means a weapon that nobody else can see, and if seen, you can be arrested, but instead of "concealed", Colin said "congealed" which is when it forms into something like gelatin, but he just used a play on words.

[uknowispeaksense]

@youngtreythetruth it kinda loses its effect when you have to spell it out to people lol. good job though.

[youngtreythetruth]

@uknowispeaksense Yeah, but it's not funny in the first place if you can't understand it! Hahahah.

[MsWendylynne]

@youngtreythetruth no you dummy congelled is a term for the harding of jello and gelatin, learn some chemistry !!

[rofflemows2]

@MsWendylynne learn some english, Dr. Einstein  =P

[MsWendylynne]

@rofflemows2 jst being funny and i thought to mess it up myself would be funny too, but yeah i gots me some of dem brains !!!

[MsWendylynne]

@rofflemows2 yep thought that was funny too, and yeah i gots me sum of them thure brains !! lmao

[TheyCallMeNis]

@youngtreythetruth thank you for explaining that.. lotta dumbasses out there ;)

[PasswordsFailMe]

@youngtreythetruth Gelatin is not Jell-O. Jell-O is a company that happens to manufacture gelatin; they also make pudding, mousse, etc. However, no one seems to say "gelatin" anymore; it's all "Jell-O."

[nodders07]

@PasswordsFailMe i think thats the point of the (kinda) afterwards.

[MoonshotMaster]

@youngtreythetruth um yeah we are not idiots we fucking understand the joke. but thanks for being the official whose line joke interpreter. weird-o, oh did u see tht you used jell-o but said weird-o get it!!!

[youngtreythetruth]

@MoonshotMaster Somebody didn't understand it. I was trying to be nice and help them understand it. I wasn't even trying to get top comment. I just did. I know a lot of people understood it, but awesomenesspuff1 didn't. I was trying to be a good person and help. Not trying to be a dick, but I'm just saying.

[CHRISmartialARTIST]

@MoonshotMaster ur a dick

[tykk86]

Ryan is soooooooo pissed that he has to do another take of the hoedown :p

[jakamneziak]

piratesofthec3 - it does work (i have tried it on more than one occaision)

[Statalyzer]

@jakamneziak If you have no concept of rhythm or syllable emphasis it works just fine.

[jakamneziak]

you wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a bike

so why would you steal a film? Don't tell me what i'm like

I will steal anything, i want if it suits me

From movies of horror to straight up pornography!

*based on the lunatic copyright adverts

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

@jakamneziak Try singing that out loud to yourself.  It doesn't work.

[tvu86]

Wayne shoulda said:

Every weekend I would like to go to the mall

I'm struttin down the walkway with my tshirt and draws

All the ladies stare all up at my sack

It's not because I stole - but really because I'm black

[p14zm40nu]

i was slowly scrolling down and in the blur @ 0:13 I swore I saw colin holding up a gang sign or something... my vision always goes out of whack around 2am!

[BKAllmighty]

When i go to the store, i take everything in sight,

The store clerks don't care at all, they never put up a fight.

But it seems that even the best stuff they have there is swill,

So maybe i should steal from somewhere else besides Goodwill.

[CanadaMuthafukka]

Well I stole something just the other day

But it backfired in a big way

Man I kicked my self, I'm a stupid crook.

Why'd I steal Chris Gaines Identity from Garth Brooks.

[2012Castle]

@ReyaitheShadowWolf That is f*****g hilarious, to bad it will never be on TV. Lol!

[ReyaitheShadowWolf]

I was at the grocery store stealing some great treats

Then I heard the sirens, I had to escape the beat

When I was arrested I asked, "What is my offense?"

The police said "You have a Twinky exposed from your pants"

[Dragon4eva]

colin's always great...

[coyotemoon722]

Best Hoedown ever.

[zao24]

Isn't Greg usually first?

[TheRimben]

I love to shoplift it's really quite a thrill

but im no that good at it so I end up in jail

I isnt very healthy and leads to other crimes.

even now i have to yell the semen is'nt mine!

[marchman3000]

What was Colin's last line??? I couldn't hear it!!!

[vampirichild]

@marchman3000 "i was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon" XD

[PSIboy66]

@vampirichild Actually, it was congealed weapon

[youngtreythetruth]

@marchman3000 Mochrie.

[tanaciousninjanikki]

I shoplifted just the other day

my sister told me "NO DONT DO IT" but i got my way

I stole a 550 dollar locket

then the Security officer takled my sister cause i put it in her pocket

everyone is making their own Hoedowns so i thought i'd try :D

[TolpuddleMartyr]

I love the way they start dancing and messing around after they've got through their verses, like they're so happy it's over.

[EAG1015]

I love Colin's puns.

[LPRalph]

Why is the audience ALWAYS so bad at keeping in rythm when they clap?

[wwetitle818]

Shoplifting is something I would never ever do

Being caught I'd get a year in prison or two

You'd think it'd be better than getting life

but there's too much risk of becoming someones wife

[frijamabob1]

Man its annoying everyone trying to be a smartass and doing their own hoedown in comments...

[13m1st5r13]

@frijamabob1 Quit being jealous of other people's creativity, dude.

[frijamabob1]

@13m1st5r13 if you wanna hoedown.. you go to a live show and do it.. not sit in front of computer for an hour trying to be a smartass. understand the difference? by the way most hoedowns in the comments suck.

[13m1st5r13]

@frijamabob1 Oh, and you are some kind of officially recognized arts critic or something? This is frickin' YouTube. And besides, better a smartass than a dumbass, right? ;)

[BloodyDooku]

I don't know why anyone would want to try to steal

They'd go to prison and have to eat a horrible meal

I once tried to steal from Pizza Hut

And now my cell mate wants to put his penis up my butt.

[spyinfiltrator]

haha. Colin's was pretty clever.

[dstebbin]

Does anyone find it stereotypical that Wayne is saying "I sure love this one" when the topic is shoplifting?

[triplek809]

@Bigngreen yes yes he has.the ryanless hoedown look it up.

[beinghumangirl]

i love to steal things it is very fun

hell id take things from kids in a slum

one night i took a gun and it backfired

then a guy in red stood over me and ha ha your hired

[Bigngreen]

Did Ryan ever get to sit out on a hoedown?

[timberwolf84]

@Bigngreen yes

[darkangelina42]

awww no burns

[BeeVan19]

I love when they start dancing always makes me laugh..

[deputyseal409]

Colin rules!

[bastatoja]

I like to steal things but it is not for you

I can do enything coz I am a jude

we'll bomb your country and call you "friend"

becouse we are the AMERICAN GOVERMENT

[brookeeycookeey]

Colin is such a genius!!!

[randomusername013]

...I'm pretty sure there was an Asian girl in the front row yelling "f***ing!" when suggestions were asked.

[mthwildcat827]

13 people got caught shoplifting. :)

[clcsqueejy04]

I never steal a single thing, and I make that a rule

Cause my girlfriend's got morals, and she thinks that it's cool.

She thinks that I'm so honest, and we'll have eternity,

She'll think different when I steal... her virginity.

[ilikepiepotatoes11]

i love how when drew said "it's everybody's favorite game hoedown" ryan is the last one to get up

[theabnormal1]

haha you can see the contempt on ryan's face at the beginning as drew acts so cheery about the hoedown

[DragnSly]

the other day I stole some clothes from the grocery store,

I saw it was a 2-for-1 sale, so I got more!

As for medicine, I got myself some ether.

Now for some thumbs-up: blah blah blah, Justin Bieber!

[DairyBastardGOW1]

woah,woah,woah, Greg. Colin is the only one who makes jokes about the president.

don't forget that......

[bcrusher3]

Too many times I've stolen something

No one really cares if its just nothing

However there is one thing you really have to watch out for

one time i had a piano in my pants and the pants, they tore

[laurasmall09]

I wonder if Laura Hall hears the hoedown song in her sleep at night? she was excellent

[biggerthanyou79]

A girl was caught stealing tampons from a store

The guard ran after her and yelled "stop you whore!"

He caught her and asked if she had stupid fever

Then he turned her around and saw that it was justin bieber

[Panachinator]

@biggerthanyou79 wtf is with you lot always leaving justin bieber verses on these vids. it's pretty gay. half the time you don't even rhyme it right

[biggerthanyou79]

@Panachinator u mad bro? fuck off if u dont think its funny i dont give a shit. first off nothing rhymes with bieber, secondly he is worthless and did nothing to get to where he is yet he is popular. his existence is ridiculous

[Panachinator]

@biggerthanyou79 Nobody asked you. And UMAD? it's a shitty excuse to hide your own anger.

And yes there is proper rhymes for justin bieber! you just have to be clever! Here, i'll write one just to show you it's not hard!

[weirdaljedifan2]

@biggerthanyou79 Very original. -_-

[biggerthanyou79]

@weirdaljedifan2 deal with it. at least im not one of those stupid pricks who asks for thumbs up

[weirdaljedifan2]

@biggerthanyou79 touché

[semara10]

@biggerthanyou79 omfg EPIC WIN!!!!! that made my day when i read that i nearly pissed myself when i read that

[coldrose813]

@biggerthanyou79

absolute genius!!!!!

[sweetiepatty7]

@biggerthanyou79 i laughed my hea off at this your brilliant

[metzdawg3000]

This is how I am and this is how I feel

but when I'm in a store I simply have to steal

I'm rich so I shouldn't take or steal either

but I cannot help because my name's Winona Ryder.

[ConanVictor]

Wayne's face is priceless!

[ewanmcfadyen]

Laura Hall is a living legend

[mrraceguy6056]

RYAN ALWAYS PWNZ!!!

[BeeVan19]

Seeing four grown men dance like that makes me smile :D

[ItheSwick]

Collin and Ryan need their own show lol