zOMG BLASTOISE

[volunteersclan]

secret japanese mind control of our american youth-pokemon

[mattduke1997]

it looks lik hes laughing

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

Once he got Mewtwo and he just exploded

[CowboyPoedy]

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[YeJiub]

lmfao at the nrvana music in the background

[funnyman1995103]

imagin if pokemon was real he'd faint (super effective)

[funnyman1995103]

i lost it on 0:16-0:20

[diogovb1]

oloko 

[NicoNicoNess]

Now he can make a Rain Dance deck!

Oh wait, that was viable 9 years ago.

[qwerty6699]

whats in a blastoise anyway?

[ST3RDz]

...seizure?

[Jaerad333]

He probably doesnt even know how to play the game, I have a blastoise and im not freakin out.

[darlthris]

@Jaerad333 the only time i freaked out is when i suddenly had a missingo. that was when things turned to shit!

[Jaboxxd]

watch?v=vfjpb9RhCIQ

watch?v=vfjpb9RhCIQ

watch?v=vfjpb9RhCIQ

watch?v=vfjpb9RhCIQ

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Blublio]

achou o supertrunfo!

[FlamedOn97]

16 people didn't get Blastoise

[kolbeidolbs]

lololololololol



[sxyphatboy]

press 8 for crazy laugh

[Screbas2]

no 0:12 ele parece o hulk



[Bummville]

Its over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GameRecorder123]

Reminds me when i got 3 god cards in yu gi oh xDDD

[albertooo16]

hsauhuhsuhushuaushauhsuhuasua

[MaRcOut3]

16guys doiesn't have blastoid

[BakemonoTuralyon]

i like the blastoise pictures with the snare hits at the beginning lol

[NinaArgus10]

<3 90's

[1DarkUchiha1]

CHIDORI..........RASENGAN

[Acetopy2]

The effects are really annoying. But otherwise...BLASTOISE!!!

[zesgan]

16 ppl got a Ivysaur on chistmas...

[RafaMGSR]

This kid gonna suicide himself when he grown up

Esse cara vai se suicidar quando ele crescer

ou não(sem fins ofensivos)

[Lundt93]

BLASTOISE !

[Guailo17]

boooooooo!!!!!!! 0:38

[j4sp10n]

c eu ganhasse na mega faria bem pior que esse maluquet

[disgaeahavok]

Press 7 & 8. LULz dancing.

[katejarvis1]

pause unpause press 6 (spazm!)

[katejarvis1]

pause then unpause press 3

[Gusezinho]

BLASTOISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[Pr0nuser100]

press 4 repeatedly.

[ant64423]

imagine a people who destroy this card! the kid will be you worst nightmare!

[tathyellehyuuga]

Blaaaaaaaastoooooooiseeeeeeeee­e

[MacPwnsPC]

he came

[cutetogepi]

Press 8 repeatedly

[Blackwingggys]

Charizard is Better and more expensive

the retard

[Johmeyful]

THIS. NEVER. GETS. OLD.

[Jground08]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk mlk doido GÉZUIZ!

[hamhawk816]

whys there a bird coming out of the wall in the beginning?

[disgaeahavok]

@hamhawk816 it's in a cage, lol

[hamhawk816]

@disgaeahavok ummm....not its not actually. got eyes?

[disgaeahavok]

@hamhawk816 Alright then, smartass. It walking on the wall then somehow. Ya happy now?

[hamhawk816]

@disgaeahavok yes i am. i won so of course i am. even though winning against a mentally handicapped kid isnt a big deal, yes, im still happy :)

[disgaeahavok]

@hamhawk816 What? Sure, you're brave on the net but come down to it, you're the tard here!

[hamhawk816]

@disgaeahavok lol where at trad-o?

[disgaeahavok]

@hamhawk816 U just proved my point. I mean, trad-o? TRAD? REALLY?

[hamhawk816]

@disgaeahavok YES REALLY! so where am i going you pussy faggot?

[disgaeahavok]

@hamhawk816 To HELL...

[dsq4d96d4]

ê que loko , pokemom é realmente do capeta !!!

o muleke ta posuido não é possivel kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[dsq4d96d4]

ê que loko , pokemom é realmente do capeta !!!

o muleke ta posuido não é possivel kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[merdaviada]

EITA ESSE MULEKE EH DOO DEMONIO

[euvann]

BLASTOISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[captainjotaro]

TInha que ser americano !

[SaulimTUF]

A careta dele é muito engraçada. kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Csongibongi011]

Image the moment when he realised he didn't have a Wartortle.

[lucaschileno]

Verdade acho Que nem se eu Ganha-se na Mega Sena Eu iria Ficar Tão Alegre xD~

[TTKMASTER]

'"Pessoas mais inteligentemente burras da Terra 2"...'

É errado gostar de pokemon? VSF seu sem-infancia

[fdsp1977]

muinto manero a risada possuida desse muleque só por causa da carta..........kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkk

[luflagui]

ptz se eu ganhasse na mega da virada acho que ficaria assim olhando para o bilhete premiado....pô..de boa viagem...

[horamerda2]

BLASTOISE VS CHARIZARD NIGGA !

[pokemonlegendstryker]

i would do the the same thing if i pulled a rare mewtwo

[pokemonlegendstryker]

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssstttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[lwin300]

@pokemonlegendstryker your doin it rite!!!11 XD

[gyc0503]

so cute boy

[loudshooter1]

kid on right) brb

blastoise kid) BLASTTIOUSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kid on right )WHAT?

blastoise kid ) BLASTTTOUISEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

kid on right) o MY GOD!

GOD) YOU MY CHILD WILL ASSUME THISS!!!!!!

[CarollinaSEP]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[joaocpgabriel]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh caraiiiiiiiiiiii que coisa horrenda cariiiiiii a veia do demonho ia estora,caraiiiiiii

toma no cu,num durmo hj bobba

[Alemaxxado]

0:38 Chora na risada maligna do menino

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkk

[tiagopocan]

esquenta com o capeta n o negocio e aproveitar o video HSAUSHAUSHAUSHAUHSAUH BLASTOIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[MegaBrunolol]

blastoiiiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee afff kkkkkkkkkkkk

[ViniciusCzank]

depois que diz que Pokemon eh do capeta num sabe pq

[samirls]

ok dude, blastoise

[gmarques9]

Rosemary baby



[gmarques9]

Rosemary baby

[Dominic4n]

13 people still havent got their Blastoise card LOL

[boogiensarah]

kinda scary lol

[Jhe2901]

Blastoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeee

[xAusrotten]

Turned out they were fake cards from some Korean vendor at a flea market.

[joaopreto24]

Imagine blastoise face watching this video..

[50CeNtnnn]

QUE PORRA E ESSA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Cinemasterable]

que medo desse muleke....

agora eu sei pq pokemon foi banido de alguns paises...

[felipegoten]

Imagina se ele Pega um Lendário???

[video166]

lmao 0:39

[TheStarflare]

Imagine wen see sees a girls boobs......

[ricardimdkt]

oh god....

[MsRalin]

saiiii capetaa larga de ser doido porra

[ChinaMVZ]

imagina depois do primero sexo?

[lebocharp]

now imagine if you snatched the card from him and ripped it into two

[kidkeior202]

nem se ele ganhase os 3 dragoes brancos de olhoes azuis esse lek ia ficar mais feliz

[PredoLionBelmolth]

@kidkeior202 tá sabendo eim ? mano... meu amigo. Isso é POKEMON... não é aquela BOSTA de yu-gi-oh não. até meu baralho de truco é melhor que yu-gi-oh.

:B

[Cinemasterable]

@kidkeior202 ti POKEMON já foi pra YU-GI-OH....

vc é parente desse muleke???

[ThiagoKitesurfmania]

Daqui a 10 anos, quando ele crescer, ele vai sentir vergonha dessa porra toda...!!!

[lapislawliet]

nos 0:12 me lembro do Arnold Schwarzenegger e nos 0:40 o Amaury Jr D:

[COWBOYSANDBEER]

I know the perfect way to end the war.

Give this kid an antimatter gun and tell him that Bin Laden stole his Blastoise.

[J4P4100]

porra que que isso veio

[ZeldaLinkFan7777]

At the end he got all demon on ya

[lionshanic]

it is the demon moment... even if i win in lottery i will be so happy XD

[Soulslayerkira]

que musica é essa?

[lapislawliet]

@Soulslayerkira Nirvana - Smell Like Teen Spirit

[Soulslayerkira]

@lapislawliet faleu kra vc é d+

[sppedyegg]

eu entrava nakele quarto amarrava ele e picotava essa maldita carta.

[GBiih]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[hpitogordo]

Blastoise losts his carapace :(

[isapist]

Se eu visse esse garoto amarrava concreto nos pés dele e jogava ele no rio. (6)

[jowjeew]

Drank to much redbull's eh?

[Scorpiontrooper0II]

@jowjeew No rob not everyone is addicted to Dem redbulls laik joe

[VitorCroni22]

Smells like teen spirit de fundo!!!

[YangBomber]

cabaço

[richkymano]

so pode ta com o capeta no corpo essa praga

[joaopedro6]

@RSKorosiya mewtwo card sucks, lol

[Unleashed696]

Blastoise eh o kralho seu filho da puta

cabaço

[LexxxDeliod]

LMAO!

[viniciusgabriel10]

Não é atoa que esse menino é uma das "Pessoas mais inteligentemente burras da Terra 2"...

Tem gente que fala que Pokémon tem mensagens subliminares, do mal...

Agora...

Eu também estou começando a acreditar...

XD

[hmarzalek]

@viniciusgabriel10 hahahahahahahahaha excelente comment

[viniciusgabriel10]

@hmarzalek Valeu! =D

[Jean121JNP]

ausshuahs eu fiz o mesmo quando tirei o Mewtwo :P

[GeneralBRA]

imagina a mãe desse mlk cortando a carta na frente dele, EU IA RI MUITOOOOO

[gogman25]

Be better if it was a mudkip.

[Larandjaa]

Thats really Blastoise. . . OMG!!!

[tommahawk101]

Blastoise is easy to get for me when I collected

[aelita12345678910]

0:21 spy:promise to not bleed on my suit. DAMN hes not dead damn razorbacks

[Wietheuperlima]

0:43

omg, i faced the evil 0_0

[gkaldh]

i dont know why many find this reaction so strange when i found a blastoise in my pack i reacted the same way including the explosion the only thing diffrent in my reaction back then and this kid is that i stripped naked, slapped my mom in the face, jumped true a window went running screaming true the streets and finally getting arrested, wich sucked because my blastiose card was taken from my shortly afterwards....

[rizzoquefren]

OMG Imagine he playing magic....

AKORMA AKROMA FUCKING AKROMA!

[UpperCrustthe3rd]

ROTFL. Could you imagine if his parents took it away from him or if somebody stole it?

[TheDullahan]

Irony being this kid has completely forgotten what a Blastoise is and realizes how lame his youth was that he played these lame card games.

[guifalc12]

A FUCKING DEVIL KID

[TheHornet79]

0:40 nothing is more precious than a childrens laughter ;)

[Franchico60]

In the video description is write "Kid gets blastoise in a pack of cards". But is a kid or a "demon gets blastoise in a pack of cards"?

[RagingNidoking]

The one on the right is the most hilarious one, he's like WHat!? OMG!! then he just looks at his cards and ignores him

[RagingNidoking]

0:30 to the end he turned into the devil... i think somebody needs to call the Exorcist

[filipearaujo1408]

kkkkkkkkkk,, Muitoo Engraçado

[Welyssonll]

kkkkkk vi tbm no mundo canibal muito massa! kasoksoksoaskasa

BLASTOISE!!!

[Franchico60]

@Welyssonll eu tb :D

[Aldinho97]

name off yhe music??



[Dude10256]

Imagine his reaction to a charizard...

[10empregado]

ÓIA ESSE MULEKE......TÁ POSSUÍDO VÉIO!!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

BLASTOISE! BLASTOISE!! BLASTOOOOOOISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!­!!

[xbox360copy]

i swear to god.... THAT's Pokepics getting he's first rare pokemon

[mntmaster007]

Eu vi isso no mundo canibal hehe

[Franchico60]

@mntmaster007 eu tb

[Viniciusmn100]

SAIIII SAIII DESSE CORPO QUE NAO TE PERTENCE !!!!

[Viniciusmn100]

SAIIII SAIII DESSE CORPO QUE NAO TE PERTENCE MAIS!!!!!

[maringa05]

BLASTOISE AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

O MULEKE PARESE QUE TA COM O CAPETA NO CORPO

ASHAHSHASHASH EXORCIZA ESSE MULEKE MEU DEUS TENHA PIEDADE DELE

OLHA A CARA DO MULEKE EU ACHO QUE DEPOIS DE UNS RISOS DESSES ELE

FICO COM UM ANELRISMO CEREBRAL

[Alvesk8]

Não creio em exorcismo, mas esse aí está precisando...Huahua. Notem só, a alegria dele aumenta quando percebe que o amigo não ganhou nada de relevante.Huahua

BLASTOISE!

[Biiah182]

HEIUAHEUIAHEIUAHEIAU que medo D:

[ColorzBox]

Hypo toad use .....

Blastoise used Hydro Pump

Hypno toad fainted

ALL HAIL THE BLASTOISE.

[RBRAZIL81]

o muleke viaja desde cedo hein... imagina daqui a algum tempo

[jeanstrondaaa]

Esse muleque ta possuido

so pode!

nem se ele ganha na mega-sena ele fica tão feliz assim

kkkkkkkkkkk

[Franchico60]

@jeanstrondaaa mundo canibal, não?

[RafaMGSR]

yah really...

i have 5 blastoises so fuck u

but realy nic video pretty funny

make another with pikachu

[Franchico60]

@RafaMGSR huahuahuahua

[rafaelsrubim]

maluco deve ter alguma doença mental não é possivel ¬¬'  dava pra fazer um filme de terror com a ultima risada

[tosadore]

opaa dorgas detected IARIRIARIRIARIRIARIRIARIRIARIR­IARIRIARIRIAR

asdhiudsafhoiushadfiushadfiuha­sdiufhsiaduhfs veeeiiiiii como eu keria rasga essa carta desse mlk mano e enfia na boca dele asdhaiushdoiausdhiahdiuahsd so pra ve a reaçaaaao adhoaiusdhaishdas

[murilsom100000000000]

Prefiro charizard

muleke do capeta



[felipemf2010]

si eu foc o pai dece muleke botava pa fora a baze de bicuda ¬L¬ esa cartinha vale algo ??

[deko2060]

Concordo com o mundo canibal eu acho q se eu ganhasse na mega sena nem eu ficaria tao feliz assim veio

[joelalex2009]

Cheio de acido na cabeça

[FGGFGFJJHKHVKBKJBKJ]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Franchico60]

BLASTOISEEEEEE!

Crack na lata! Ou cachaça no copo?

[japapauloxD]

jah penso se alguem rasga aquela carta mano

o mlk ia pegar uma faca e da na cabeça =D

[rafaorus]

BLASTOIIIIIIISSSSEEEEEEE!

[FiremakingSkill3r]

He looks like Hitler when he laughs.

[rbfalchi]

pra que essa felicidade??

nem se fosse a carta do mew eu ficaria rachado desse jeito

[viciadoemhalo3]

É o demonio!

[Franchico60]

@viciadoemhalo3 pior, até o mundo canibal acha isso

[lcjv14]

vcs perceberam!

tem um amigo dele la atras morrendo de inveja!!!

imagina se esse amigo dele resolve rasga essa carta!!!!!

ele vira o capeta!!!! imagina o q esse muleka ia xora!!!!

ahhhh se isso acontecesse!!!!

eu ia me caga inteiro de rir!!!!!!

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[rafaelsrubim]

@lcjv14 falo a mesma coisa que o mundo canibal falo

[k9iko9]

blastoise A FELICIDADE HUMANA

[luck1102]

Ja penso se você rasga aquela carta? SUAHSUASHAUSHAUSAHUSh o cara ia fica puto suahsaushausahsuahsaushaus

[xandi309]

BLAASSTÓÓIISSSSSSIII BLAUUUUUSUSTÓÓIÍ´´ISISIEEEEEEE­E AAAAA :@@@@ :DDDD :@@@@ :DDDDD :0

[Alpitalo]

OMFG at the end im fucking scared XDDDDDD