That's what friends aren't for

[pedagogic1]

Mr. Wacky talk? My trousers would have been at my ankles and they would have been advised to direct all commentary to my legal council, Mr. Penis

[Elaina43]

re: "I'm such a fucking nice guy."

Why does this strike me as one of your best bits of comic hilarity?

I can believe you're a nice guy.

I can.

Really.

But I'm still chuckling...

I need to chuck one "friend" in particular but I'm afraid to... Whaaa

help me overcome this and do what I want...

Can I just consider this your responsibility as of this moment? Thanks.

[DoctorMeh]

The ending to this was glorious.

[soleofsoul]

It's good for me to go over this video for reference. Awesome work.

[ordinarypaul6009]

i liked this story. girls can be sooo mean when they gang up against a guy and bully him. you are a guy so you must be wrong! i think it's just basic bullying based on jealousy of someone being different.

[perkele0079]

'workaholic conventional motherfucker'. Priceless.

[perkele0079]

I think the biggest reason for the violence plaguing Australian cities is the lack of respect people have for eachother in this 'me first' self-entitled society. A nation of spoilt brats that needs a period of protracted war and pestillence to extirpate this egocentrism.

[PsychoticCat723]

What does extirpate mean? I could only figure out what you meant by ''context clues''. My teacher tells me they're a good way to figure out what people are saying. I don't like her though, she smells like rotting tomatoes.

[perkele0079]

I don't reason with cunts.

[perkele0079]

I think Jesus had it right when he said 'And a man's foes shall be those of his own household'.

[rockstarazz09]

"i've seen you masturbating in the street! what?"

[PsychoticCat723]

lol the total degeneration of an argument into "making shit up". You should keep a statement in reserve, mine is: "I know you've been raping puppies, I've seen behind the refrigerator." The more details the better. The absurdity should take you to a surreal place. cheers.

[Elaina43]

I'm glad you got over your need for a dramatic gesture... now go hug your girlfriend. Have a happy December and a fun New Year's Eve!

I don't want to command more than that at this point in time.

[RawBiznasProductions]

3:58 "But anyway, fuck that shit for I have a dream"

Quite possibly my favorite thing this man has ever said.

[MonkeyMagic88]

Tell them to go fuck themselves , repeat it until they leave your living space. Just continue saying "Go fuck yourself" over and over... then squirt them with a water pistol , laughing the entire time.

[atothej2009]

pruned my friend tree the other week too, got rid of a few drooping roses that that looked like insects had used their petals as a quickie motel for the night, a small prick when removing them at the end to reminded me how fuckin useless they really were...

[NorwegianGrandma]

Sean, you're priceless!

I've pruned my family tree (it was growing in the Garden of no love), and it never looked better - because sometimes less is absolutely more!

Keep up the good work, mate!

Best regards,

NorwegianGrandma

[not2tees]

Walk out into the Garden of Love, and prune the Friend Tree . . . YESSS!

[angryislander56]

That exact thing happened to my mother! In the

nursing home with someone who didn't get off the

island, didn't get an education and didn't *make*

something of herself. Of course neither one of them

knew who they were or where they were so the

laughs were minimal.Life has a silent laugh track.

[Semimaru]

fucking dead right, keep doing what u want dude!

[gabrielized]

New goals!!

[CrankyCrone]

You are fucking priceless! I just love you! But I'm also grateful I won't be in the same nursing home room as you!

[missuscake]

Man you are getting better everyday and I you were all ready fantastic. The ending was my favorite part.

[analiasahotmail]

Prune carefully...

=)

[deantown]

Great ending Sean! "I did what I wanted. Hahaha!"

[RobTheGamer]

Perhaps I am way off base here, but it sounds to me like they said, "Sean, you need to get a fucking job." And you said, "Fuck off, I'm an artist, you don't understand me." Have I got it about right?

[seanbedlam]

Yes, yes, I know, artists have no credibility. Looking out my window, that seems to be working really well for everybody.

[RobTheGamer]

You make videos on YouTube mate, and while I enjoy them and your ranting, it's not going to pay your bills. So if the fight was about that, they do indeed have a valid point, yeah?

[blugreenblu]

Stunningly astute but than again, gaming won't either Rob. Which is why HOBBIES aren't for profit.

[popatire23]

i thought that whole "sphincter, trail of brown" analogy was actually quite well thought out! kudos to you sir!

[williammorley]

friends who fuck and fucking friends

[jamesmorgandavies]

``Got an asshole friend? Hit the eject button. ``

Mmm - done & done.

It was niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiice.

[homesickalienpoet]

Amen. The rest of the world does a fine enough job of dragging one down without allowing the friends to do it too.

[carolperez]

like the little music bit

[digitaldissent]

"Not give a fuck with both barrels"

You did the right thing Sean.

[aproxxy]

Revenge is a dish best served on the interwebnetz.

Glad you have rid yourself of these "friends". That designation is used too often to poke unsolicited "suggestion" sticks regarding personal decisions instead of support & (as best people can muster) unconditional support.

You have my unconditional support. As long as you keep posting videos.

[jokefunlaugh]

GAY!!!! your too lame!

[EQuestionmark]

I did what I wanted. Exactly.

[truvelocity]

I thought you were talking about pruning your pubes...

[citruspinman]

I know what you mean, Sean. I sense that this may happen to me very soon.

[AtheistCitizen]

why did I ever subscribe to any other aussie? great work.

[BadAlbert]

It's a wonderful dream Sean but sadly you won't make it to that idyllic retirement home in the sun because NIBIRU aka PLANET X is going to collide with Planet Stupid in 2012! Only the internerds can save us with their secret knowledge...

[hollowspine]

I too have had my share of friends who were nothing more than thinly disguised gaping assholes...many years from now I shall invite them all to a lavish dinner party, and the main course shall be my vengeance, spraying bullets at them from guns held in both hands.

[saltwatersky]

sean that is a badass scar

[hollytoo]

I apply this practice to family members as well.

I am now an orphan.

[MasterOhSo]

Absolutely...no need to discriminate....I too am an orphan...freakin' rocks don't it?!

[Xakryn]

I don't have many friends, so I try to keep the ones I have. They seem to tolerate my placid existence, because they too, are losers like me. I find it comforting not to have standards to live up too. If I don't have any expectations about how things are going to turn out, I'm never disappointed. While I write this, I feel fuckin pathetic. But hey, I'm allowed to feel that way about myself, I don't need other people to tell me how to feel... or worse, how to fix it. I'll get there... eventually.

[Sav3TheWorld]

I'd think you'd have more friends. You make other people feel better about their crappy lives.

[Xakryn]

I try my best not to.

[jmeiskues]

what do you do exactly

[MustafaPresents]

Sounds like our Sean is a victim of the World Chick Conspiracy---it's sort of like the World Zionist Conspiracy but instead of Jews you have...uh...chicks.

[AudibleOpinion]

So no more threesomes for seany boy ha about time making the rest of us jealous with your group anal antics with THREE women.

[thewhitebrazilian]

how do you film the groound ehinf you? greenscreen or just hanging from like a swing?

[jonsi317]

quality

[RillyMonsterZero]

good call on sharing on your personal life it was all that more entertaining

[oojamaflipper]

friggin awesome vid.. as per.. licklicklicklick

[unkdaved]

"Sewing up your Sphincter"

Bwa ha ha...

[downhill240]

Yes, if you want to be able to say, "I did what I wanted.", better hang up the "relationships out of order" sign. Once commited to a relationship, well it's what it is. You will be "Commited". You look a bit like Rhett Butler on acid dewd!

[purplepanda11]

ur beard is snazy

[SamuelDrake27]

"...but not that often do you get the chance to not give a fuck with BOTH BARRELS." that's poetry.

[Sin355]

When my friends begin to irritate me I simply shun them. It's publicly announced and takes a few months to a year for forgiveness. If friends don't respect you rules and boundaries, why keep them around? I simply tell them, that if they wish to enter my presence again, they must change or fuck off permanently. It's harsh but honestly...You only live once and assholes are everywhere and in need of a good filtering.

[nijaexhile3]

Genius mate just genius. Best one so far. 16,000 stars....Crap. theres only five...five then.

[tyrbolo]

They were only trying to help.

It was for your own good.

Bereft of guidance you will now swirl in the vortex

laughing hysterically.

There are few thrills that match the sight of a

do gooder departing in a huff.

Well struck !!!

[StylidiumLane]

I hope your GF told them to FUCK OFF too!

[hjeremy2222]

fun stuff

[AlterEgoTrip]

yeah, I got that every day of my pathetic life.. only, it was about 10 years ago I met my mother in law... and still, she can give me a look, or hint at something which will make me feel like an utter looser, even if she knows and I know the reasons I don't do MORE than freelance. I'm worried about the day coming for avoiding all the grief.. some face to face, and most behind my back..I don't know which is easist to deal with. ah so is life.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

I weeded out the assholes from my circle of friends a long time ago. After doing it the only question I asked myself was: Why didn't I do that years ago?

Sometimes I feel like spending a day with these pricks just to remind myself how good life without them is.

[sunsetlover]

its interesting the timing of this video, my first tweet was I give , I give, I give and when is it my turn to get.... I give when I dont have it to give and when is it my turn to get? I am going to get me something to start pruning with right now....

[popebenadict16]

classic sean.

[SavvyDrifter]

That was awesome!

Totally reminded me of this video....

/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8

[marniespeaks]

just imagine if everyone did what they wanted...

[marniespeaks]

thumbs down?!

What's the big idea?

I don't know you anyway

fuck off!

how's that Seanie?

[funkwurm]

I loved the ending, absolutely agree.

Reminds me slightly of something Randy Pausch said that I hold close to my heart. When you're on your death bed, you don't regret the things you've done, you regret the things you didn't do.

[iLuckyyy]

"You cannot beat the power of not giving a fuck." XD I agree..

[StrangeGlobal]

You make me smile :)

[DanOlooney]

good screw em

[mooxim]

best in a while. Loved the end.

[JohnLWright]

hilarious

[thenevereverboy]

Hahaha. Oh God... three mothers in law, fuck.

[philos4r]

I think you should just love your girlfriend why after 8 yrs this hasnt shined through. I prefare people to like me and my freinds know this its allso a major weekness. but with this in mind try an be over nice to them, what are they gonna say your sean is being overly nice if this dont work it will at least bother them.

Grrrr if people interfeer with your personal life you have to declare war, i say good luck mate. great vid

[zndprophet]

The ending was great.

Yeah, my ex had 1 friend who tried to run a smear campaign against me. The faux intervention is only meant to emphasize to your girlfriend how much of a worthless fuck up you are, so that your girlfriend will eventually leave you and join her friend in her utter misery.

And of course-never mind whether the friend has her shit together or not.

My ex's friend was 30 years old and worked as a delivery driver for a restaurant. I was 22.

[JamesCalico]

lol

[maartenruetten]

Righteous!

[codyatbest]

Escaping through the window is difficult when you live on the fifth floor.

[ROBwithaB]

Pretty simple, really.

Your girlfriends friends want you.

[anonymousstormchaser]

Sean Bedlam is my father figure.

[anonymousstormchaser]

doubleteamed up the butthole by 2 bitches. XD

[azrienoch]

OH, FUCK HER FRIENDS!!! You reading this, friends? Fuck you!

[diogeneslaertius666]

heroic

[diogeneslaertius666]

Sean, you are doing vital work.

Your bravery and continual honesty have made me a better person.

You have touched millions of people, and I for one need an adult.

[diogeneslaertius666]

I think we've all seen our fair share of bloodshed due to the nefarious activities of the bitchface honor guard.

Truly, they are a menace.

[wolffenhaus]

Stand up for us the Art is the Life.

[SauronsEye]

I'd be having a talk with the girlfriend about her female friends. I'd be asking if there was anything she's said to them that would make them react like this.

I would suggest the girlfriend has said positive things about you and the girlfriends can see they're being pushed out of your girlfriend's life in favour of you, thus their drunken attack on you.

I'd ask the girlfriend to consider their loyal to her because they're clearly working hard to undermine a significant part of her life.

[SomeBSUTubeName]

Haha...nice vid. Think of all the conventional dorks who are now looking for minimum wage jobs or are standing in food bank line-ups who just realized that all of their ass kissing got them nowhere.

[thes0rleymussed]

Aw, you poor baby. If you're happy, fuck them. Not all women are sphincter raping she devils, tho.

Your girlfriend is lucky-you are adorable.

:-)

[kristin7858]

Love it!

[battousaiashe]

Oooh, Seany. I've been there. The pruning can indeed be a bitch but it's needed, as you so eloquently spoke.

[Wyrdmaven]

I haven't taken an axe to a friendship, but for a few years I've reduced the oxygen level to it, until it's been shrunk down to a pathetic, shriveled thing that not even Paris Hilton would have sex with. But now even that the relationship resembles a piece of beef jerky that even a dingo wouldn't eat, every now and then it whimpers like that little fly dude in that movie, saying "help me"

I ignore the little leathery wossname and then I ask "want to know how I got these scars?"

[Wyrdmaven]

Oh, wait a minnit. I did take an axe to a friendship. I had forgotten the Case of the Tasmania Devil. That one involved axes. Along with X-Acto knives, arc welders and those little widgets you use to get CD wrappers off.

[blackcrow6667]

LOL

[Nysswald]

Great stuff, as allways :D

[pyrolite2]

"hire a life coach, slit his fuckin throat, look in the mirror and say 'sean mate, you need to do that to these people more often"

ha HA. yess. i fucking love you man.

[mistaspot1]

I'm sorry that happened to you. It's funny well, not really) how people equate success with money as if that was the real mission in life. I don't think I need to start naming all the geniuses that were totally unappreciated in their time. Thomas Paine comes to mind...

[wjob48]

Sean was 4 down in yesterdays New York Times Crossword (Pandemonium).

[StevenTheStar]

hahaha I love his laugh at 4:21

also bitches be crazy.

[Sexytrader123]

just because no-one understands you doesn't make you an artist.... :P

[seanbedlam]

BOOOO!

[Sexytrader123]

aaaaaahhh!!!

this is the first time the uploader of the video has ever replied to me...going in my journal!!!

also, whoever thumbs downed me, fuck you it was a joke, its a quote by some guy "just because no-one understands me, doesn't make me an artist" if you're that uncultured then :P to you

[dkittv]

Superfly! Whatever that means...

Definite sound advice, sorry you had to go through a non-urination climaxed fuck-off party.

[meavid]

This is a dangerous time for you. When you will be tempted by the dark side.

[abominableangel]

i love you sean, yes i too have had to trim that tree just a week ago, and the only thing im sad about is that i didnt do it sooner... live and learn i guess

[FantasmaBAnco]

I uprooted that tree ages ago.

[abominableangel]

lets hope the friend tree makes good compost that way we can grow the money tree to maximum strength lol