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  • Thats not prejudice, thats just observation. xDD

  • I'm half German and I'm forced to speak it whenever I see some of my family. I hate speaking it. The language really does sound like typewriters eating tinfoil....blah blah blah.

  • My native language is Spanish, I know some English and I like German language, Germany is a nice Country, so dude, just shut up, you're talking crap.

  • I am a pretty smart guy, I laugh at smart humor. This is just dumb...though the food is terrible.

  • @legendof Why don't you enlighten the rest of the world then. What do you consider to be "smart humor"? We will try our very best to understand it, but we may not succeed for we are probably not as brilliant as you.

  • @IgnaceR152 Well said

  • @legendof FUCK OFF YOU GIMP!!!! that is all

  • That's completely inaccurate the bit about Germans and completely hilarious XD

  • I love you.

  • typewriters eating tinfoil being kicked down the stairs XD

  • @Halldisa ahahaha. this is far from being true but very creative, i have to admit.

    oh i forgot there's lower saxonians, they actually sound like that.

  • I CANT FUCKING HEAR?!

  • Has this guy not ever eaten Schnitzel?

  • @4lligator

    Schnitzel is Austrian, not German.

  • @Mehlwurm16 yeah.. I realized that a bit later

  • i am german. all of my friends think this is hilarious. they all speak horrible english though ^^ dylan moran, we'll have you back any time to insult our food. we love you!!!

  • LMFAO

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  • i am german and i like that guy! he is great!!!

  • I am half serbian half german, and I can say thats the same clishe that the people from the Balkan have about Germans, especialy about the language. But its's funny though :D And seriously, how can you be mad about Dylan Moran making fun about Germany??? He is a comedian. I mean, german comedians do the same thing, just with other countries. So, everybody just calm down! Can't we all just have a beer, eat a bratwurst and laugh together? :D

  • I'm going to settle this debate once and for all! You're all idiots. Please stop breathing ._.

  • @IDariusTheGreat Germany is a subset of the Austro-hungarian empire, no? Descent of who now? 

  • @IDariusTheGreat scared of Germany? Are you into fear? does it turn you on? yeah i'm sure that kicking Germany's arse put the fear into the allied forces. They are not afraid, they are horrified. It brought up all kinds of questions regarding how evil human beings can be to each other. It still stands as one of the great reminders that if you let psychos into power, and you have enough people who follow orders blindly, things can get baaaaaaaad for everyone. Germans included.

  • @IDariusTheGreat you're so wrong, most people think that neonazis are closet homosexuals who haven't the balls to come out, so they take their anger and frustration out on innocents. All that big man-little man crap in neonazi circles, master slave stuff if you ask me. They should just kiss and be happy. Sure it's mostly a fashion thing anyway, all that black clothes and bald head stuff.

  • "what is HAPPENING to you from behind?"

  • "and because germany is a toilet"

  • Im German and I laughed my ass off =) hilarious!

  • @paradoxoo1 Well done! It is hilarious! I love Germany and I think we should make jokes about all neonazis, at every opportunity. What a pile of moany, ill informed idiots from hell. I enjoyed sending them all packing on the train in Dresden. The whole city rose up against these adult sized angry children and sent them back to the hole they came from. Take that, humourless feckers. I think they are just in it for the black clothes and shaved heads, and there's also something homo-erotic there.

  • @FionaTheHumanBean I dont quite understand what you are trying to tell me with this comment. Are you being ironic? are you criticizing me? do you support nazis? sorry if i am a dense human being =)

  • @paradoxoo1 eeehhh....no.....I said well done in reply to your comment 'Im German and I laughed my ass off'......??????? I am 100% antifacist. Strange.....lost in weird internet land....

  • @FionaTheHumanBean ah alright now it makes more sense, im also 100% antifacist good that we have the same views =)

  • @paradoxoo1 - Good. Because I am Greek and I laughed off too.

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  • @paradoxoo1 ..a German with ein zense of humour!! Gott in himmel :P

  • @OldSalmon you, my friend, are proof that germans do have a sense of humour :-)

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  • "hitler hitler hitler" and somehow thats anything other than our minds being controlled by liars

  • WWII debates on a Dylan Moran video. God, you lot are annoying!

  • hilarious! 

  • LOL

  • I'm german and I love this ;)

  • @wangdalf Ummm sorry? basis of fact on that please? and not Wikipedia.

  • @wangdalf

    The IRA were Nazi collaborators. The Irish government had a pro-Allies Neutrality.

  • @Dubzoomember and what?

  • @Jenndxx And what what?

  • @Dubzoomember >insert unfounded random made up factoid here<

  • "hitler hitler" oh now, I didn't expect that.

  • @takismondeo maybe it seems like that because these two countries have a similar point of view quite often, but they are equal. A lot of people don't know that nearly every decision in foreign policies Germany makes is talked back with France and the other way around as well. When it comes to global conflicts like the Iraq case I would even say France is still the primus inter pares, the Germans leave the first move naturally up to them - its like holding the door open for a cute French girl^^

  • ah if only the people who commented on Youtube were politicians.... or mature...

  • @IrishRangersRule the Germans dont hate Irish people, why should we - I've never heard of that...maybe the Kelly family but no one else.

  • @takismondeo What does that tell us? Well not much.. my personal opinion is that British humor is boring and retarded and Germany is not in "control" of Europe; France and Germany are leading the EU they are building a contra to the greedy, naive Americans and their little dog England.

  • @MrJohnnyexcellent I am not certain France is co-leading Europe. They want to think they do but they simply follow Germany.

  • Brits have fantastic sense of humor but their empire collapsed. Germans have terrible sense of humor but they control the whole of Europe, despite losing the war. What does that tell us? Please elaborate.

  • @takismondeo dude, our empire didn't collapse- we dismantled it. And how exactly does Germany control Europe? From where I stand, my country is not controlled by Germany and it is (sadly) a member of the EU. Oh, and don't try telling me that the British empire fell... I do history at a ridiculously high level and have a firm knowledge of pretty much everything that happened in Europe post 1900.

    And anyway, this isn't some political debate, its comedy- enjoy it?

  • @misamoomin The British Empire was not bad although they lost USA pretty quickly and then that same country came back to rescue them and then split them into tiny pieces. But, like I said, the humor is superb and the British people are lovely. Germans are not so likable, although their civilisation is very good. They adapt very well too; after failing to conquer Europe by war they conquered it by economy.

  • Has anyone ever noticed that the top rated comment on a YouTube video slating a particular group of people in the name of comedy is invariably the same half-wit, dick-hunter slime with the same "Get a grip, i'm (insert group here) and I love it!" comment?

    These people are thumb whores, why else would someone feel compelled to mention their nationality? In fact I suspect that many of them are not even the nationality they claim to be.

    I personally think they should be ignored.

  • German food's amazing, Hitler was Austrian, I like the sound of the language, and when America goes to shit that's where I will most likely be. "Typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down a stairs" and onward did make me laugh a bit.

  • At first, I wanted to say how funny it is.. but now that I think of it, it's actually SAD how many people think that this part is against germany... :-(

  • I am scottish but i live in ireland dont take offence to this the irish and scottish like germans we are only having a laugh.

  • I loved Germany when I was there. Made some good friends (also made some good friends in Ireland. I'm American, and Dylan Moran has a lot to say about that. All that aside, Dylan Moran is hilarious.

  • Say it to my face morOn !!!!! say it to my face

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  • @svenbertram Shut the hell up you pathetic lowlife. Your time would be much better spent thinking up a plan for your, clearly detestable, life.

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  • Ironically this guy is about as amusing as a typical German comedian. Probably his fake twee, "Oim a bit drunk" Oirishness isn't quite as thoroughbred as he lets on. He probably has Teutonic ancestry.

  • Finnish =P

  • if your a Dylan Moran fan, dont take up smoking, just cause if you try to quit, every time you watch a vid its like SO HARD to resist popping outside for a fag! all of you non Dylan Moran fans...bugger off!

  • Im brazilian!!!!

    We have sunny beaches, gorgeous women and A LOT OF CORRUPTION!!!! :D:D:D

  • hitler was not even from germany..he was born in austria but whatever

  • Dylan Moran is funny as fuck! xD

  • What? No sorry ... everyone of us, who hadn't done anything can be blamed. Not as much, as the leading persons perhaps - but enough that we will remember, that something like this never ever may happen again. And that we have to do something when modern Nazis running through the street shouting out their hatred.

    But many modern Germans do something. And these are not to blame. ^^

  • @Narrenblut The stereotype of the humourless German lives on!

    Get a grip on yourself would yee. He's a stand up comedian telling a joke so fuck off with your 'modern germany' crap

  • @IrishRangersRule modern germany? fuck that. not all germans want that, including me. many of hitlers ideals were great.

  • @IDariusTheGreat The only people who need to be blamed for the Holocaust is the Nazi Party, thank you very much.

  • @OscarApollo I think I'd much rather pin it on Hitler himself and a few high ranking officers.

  • @OscarApollo Who voted the Nazis into power though!

  • @IrishRangersRule Hitler used condescending tactics to get voted into power. How the hell were the German people supposed to know he was going to kill his own people and start a war with virtually the entire world? And once he was in power he used totalitarian methods to make sure they couldn't vote him out.

  • @IrishRangersRule It is the same, as it ever was, Mick: the real history passes you by.

    Btw: Your fucking country will go bankrupt soon. Beside your mediocre history, your devastating present becomes even more gruesome, not to mention your future...

    Greetz from Germany

  • @deutschbisinsmark how many Europeans and Americans go on vacation to Ireland, compared to the number who go on vacation to Germany? The fact that you can seriously accuse Ireland of having a mediocre history merely proves how little you know about history. Ireland has a fascinating past stretching back 1000s of years and a culture that is know world wide. What do most people across the world think of when they hear the word germany? I'll let you mull that one over yourself.

  • @tommyboomboom Are you stoned? I have to correct myself: not just history passes you by, you totally lost reality too!

    Never mind, soon you will sober up and start your potato begging tour.

  • @tommyboomboom lol, Germany has more tourists internationaly. > Cannibal Witch Doctor Tribes > Catholic Missionaries. > 4 Gaelic clans fight, constant civil war for 1000 years. > Catholic England colonises areas. > Anglican England colonises areas. > Great Famine kills almost non-Anglo Irish. > Catholic vs. Other Christian Civil War. > Gain partial independance. > Terrorism > Failed Walfare State GLORIOUS HISTORY!!! Glad to be Irish.
  • @Dinyang Wow, are you really a German who is trying to list the failings of another nation? Do you really want me to list all the dreadful things German has done in the short time it has existed?

  • @tommyboomboom

    He said Irish History was superior.

    It really isn't.

  • @deutschbisinsmark Wait till your country's exposure to the whole Eurozone becomes more apparent we'ill see who's down the tubes. I didn't realize how much Germans hate the Irish. . Your family must've been to busy exterminating 6 million jews, around 45 million slavs and the gypsy community to come after the Irish

  • @IrishRangersRule It's like you said: 'we'ill' see who's down the tubes.

  • @IrishRangersRule germans dont hate irish. its far too small of a country to matter to then, or pose any threat. im half irish, hlaf german btw

  • irelands reaction to the war! haha epic cuz its tru :D

  • I'm not entirely sure how great the land of Germany is but, well, think about what they're famous for.

    Beer, chocolate, fantastic cars.

    Far superior to drinking, smoking, fighting Ireland and England, the land of terrible dentistry and an incestuous royal family.

    Nothing positive about Australia though.

  • its funny how people think all germans are sensitive about the war. i am german and dont care. hitler wasnt all bad. i personally think the irish,english etc are jealous of our coutry. its really more of a compliment that they have the need to say bad things about us hahaha

  • @Tibialmario ireland isnt jealous of anyone we like germans where only messing

  • @JordoF6 i know man sorry just went on a rant ther lol. ive been living in ireland since 16 years and im half irish myself, so i didnt mean it as an insult.

  • @Tibialmario So... What about Hitler wasn't "all bad" then?

  • @Halqion many things. is there any point in me listing out many boring things which he did, that were good for our country, you will probably just disagree anyway.

  • @Tibialmario That's completely uncalled for. I'm not interested in picking a fight with you, I honestly would want to hear about the good things he did (in your opinion). Are you talking about what he did for the economy perhaps? I replied to your comment because it's not often you hear people say: "He's not all bad."

  • @Halqion well im not trying to pick a fight with anyone either :) just been reading all these comments and wanted to add that not all germans are sensitive about the hitler topic. some people respect many of his ideals in germany.

  • @Tibialmario Warum versuchst du, bei den irisch/englischen Inzuchtfressen Aufklärungsarbeit zu leisten? Die sind durch Alkoholismus und Inzucht so degeneriert, daß die ihre eigenen Lügen wirklich glauben.

    In der Tendenz bin ich bei dir, aber der Versuch Feinde zu überzeugen ist sinnlos.

    Ein deutscher Gruß an dich!

    mit deutschem Gruß

  • @deutschbisinsmark du hast schon recht, es hat kein sin.

    eine deutscher Gruß zurück an dir!

  • @deutschbisinsmark Ich glaub du warst nie im Irland oder England, nu? Bist du sicher das du hast eine ahnung? Wegen deine hoehe ausbildung, bestimmt, gymnasium und universitaets ausbildung im politische wissenschaft oder sozial psychologie? ja? LOL. Bist du denne ein neonazi? DU bist der grosste schande fuer meisten Deutscher. Deine eigine leute wollen das du existiert nicht! Du hast kein recht fuer Deutschland zu sprechen, du bist eine minderheit, und das du existiert ist peinlich.

  • By the way, Hitler also murdered people of weak intellect, so be careful what you wish for, it could be the death of you!

  • @Tibialmario that's the lamest answer ever.......like.....'oh he did lots of great stuff but i'm not telling you....i do know though.....you can bet that i definitely know.....i'm just not saying coz you never listen to me anyway.....' boohooo......are you 5 years old?

  • @IDariusTheGreat There isn't much of a difference. The only difference is that he was born in Austria, not German. That doesn't massively impact the sort of person he was, does it?

  • @OscarApollo He could have had born on the moon as well, it doesn't matter where did he come from, iT's what he did with his power that is what is really important. And The other bastards that surrounded him? Goebbels, Himmler etc. they were born in Germany.

  • "Hitler, Hitler, Hitler..."

    That so cracked me up. xD

    I love this guy! He must be the best irish comedian ever.

  • Comon people, this is funny but bullshit at the same time. :-) I'm NOT German or Austrian or whatever, but I know many germans and they are brilliant people.Very friendly and strong personalities, not like spoilet British or French guys. Also Germany has a great landscape, cities, culture events, theire food is very tasty (at least for me from Czech Rep.) and so on..

  • @yksniset Dude, do you realise how hypocritical all that is?

  • @yksniset Your comment is quite hypocritical.

  • you cant speak german it sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs

  • Simply fantastic!

  • @IDariusTheGreat yea the location

    

  • Since everybody else is, apparently, I'm Irish, and because of this guy I'm proud of that!

  • i love this man! black books is epic :)

  • funny how a englishman would comment on bad food, when england is the mecca of bad and disgusting food...

  • @char1eston Dylan Moran isn't English. He's Irish, which isn't the same. I admit Ireland isn't known for it's food either... but we have good food in England! Fish and chips! Sunday roast!

  • @char1eston He's Irish. Different country.

  • @char1eston he sais hes irish in the video

  • @char1eston you're joking yeah? good.

  • It's so true when you say your from Germany u think of hitler and all that shit he did so funny.Irish build america we rock!

  • I think the key part of this joke that people miss is when he says "On the same weekend that I went to California and Austrailia" haha which is saying that he didn't stay there so he's relying on stereotypes that which, ironically, he accusses the English of doing...the main part of this joke is the first part and the rest of it is supposed to be German stereotypes which, if you live here (Germany) you'll find aren't true and are funny to people here when foreigners say them.

  • As a binational, bilingual German-Briton, it's kind of ironic I get to hear the food is bad from the other country all the time. I haven't died yet, it must be a miracle! XD

  • oh everybody get over it. it's comedy. it's hilariously funny, and I'm german.

  • @peteblueeyesfromBI I'm from Denmark, and I'm actually quite sad about how small a country we are. Because then people like Dylan Moran can't make fun of us... :)

  • such a cocksucker

    

  • His "german" sounds more like dutch :D

    But as a german I do find this funny. Because at least half of it is true... :D

  • @JordoF6 I know, but there is only one dentist for both islands, right?

  • Ist nicht lustig ô_ô" (it's not funny) ...

  • He fails to mention that German girls are incredible in bed.

  • I'm Brazilian and i'm highly offended!!

  • @Derviczen how? then u obviously have no humor sinoire!

  • There were Germans that fought hitler and got placed in camps, either they died or joined the east german government. There were Irish that helped the uk, joined the blueshirts or like eamon de Valera that gave German ambassador his condolences when hitler committed suicide

  • I am german and found it funny as hell! but german food is the best! sooo good will make you fat but thats what exercise is for.

  • I dont think that Germans take that serious, its just a bit strange that someone from GB complains about food- what is the next thing he comments, German dentists?

  • @MrJohnnyexcellent someone from gb hes fuckin irish yah twatbag!

  • "What is happening to you from behind?"

    xD That's a very good question!

  • anyone else think he was influenced by eddie izzard?

  • @badharvz What stand up comedian wasn´t influenced by Eddie Izzard :D

  • @grabush77 There is one kind that isn't influenced by him. The kind that isn't funny.

  • i travelled through Germany for 6 months with work i hated the people and the food,but the countryside is amazing but this guy is a comedian and if any of you dont like then dont watch.Some people on here are far to serious and surprise they are nearly all German......shocking that isnt it.

  • hitlerhitlerhitlerhitlerhitler­hitler

    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA­!!!!

    

  • Its so true.

  • ugh he has such a SEXY mouth.

  • @myuzeefreak  He has such a sexy what?

  • I'm new to his page butcan eveyone please remmber that thi is a joke? I'm Australian and he also makes fun of us Aussies in this show but I don't mind as it is done in good humour and that, franly, it's utterly hilarious. It's a pleasureto have a genius like him tell jokes of any kind, so can everyone plese take these joke as nohingmore than jokes?

  • @hardstyle905 hahahaha

    I'm from South Africa and even I know he isn't hiding in a computer screen.

  • Fairly amusing but I hope next time he picks on an African country about shit they are ... oh wait a minute....

  • Oh Lord my people would decapitate him for that, no I'm just kidding..

  • I'm Australian ..... well everyone else is saying what nationality they are, i wanted to join in! :D

  • @moviecrazy01

    yes, the Australian, always happy :D

  • @moviecrazy01 im australian too :D

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  • @MRhumperbumperpurper So my grandfather is a dumbhead? At least he is not a fucking pussy hiding behind a computer screen. Because he went through the war. I don't like my family "mocked" you fucking bitch.

    How would the Brits like if we mocked their stupid queen or said "all your ancestors are imperalistic fucks that caused world poverty and slavery"

  • @hardstyle905 get down ^^ I don´t want to upset you and your grandfahter. I just want to say the truth and many smart people in germany say this.

    I just can speak out of my experiences and what I wrote is what I expirience. and I dealed with a lot of people. But I think your Grandfather wasn´t one of them ;)

  • @hardstyle905 seriously grow up

  • @hardstyle905 the british mock their own ancestors on a daily basis, that's the point you're missing, being able to laugh at your own culture is seen as a sign of maturity, humour relies on grey areas, he's confronting stereotypes. They mock the queen too, by the way, on UK national tv. Debate and free speech is the basis of democracy, afterall. Perhaps you would prefer to return to imperialism, where free speech is not allowed and nobody can say that Hitler was a useless, evil little man?

  • @MRhumperbumperpurper If you like England so much, maybe you could learn their language properly...

    Quote: "And the most german people don´t understand it so it isn´t funny for them and they feel attaked."

    Hör zu, du Depp, bevor du den Inzuchtfressen in den Arsch kriechst, solltest du dein Englisch verbessern, damit du überhaupt verstehst, worum es geht. Moran ist nur ein tumber Rassist. Würde er über ein afrikanisches oder arabisches Land sagen, es wäre eine Toilette, hätte er ein Problem...

  • @deutschbisinsmark

    Ja, daran muss ich noch feilen.

    Und stimmt, meine Meinung von ihm wahr wohl zu voreilig.

    Trotzdem sollte man schon einsehen, dass es ziemlich lächerlich ist als

    Deutscher ein Patriot zu sein.

  • @MRhumperbumperpurper Wenn du meinst...

  • 'uhm uhm , yeah yeah, hitlerhitlerhitlerhitler.' LOL sound effects!!!

    'what, theres a what on? sorry, i'm not dressed.'

  • 43 people are modern, affable german persons.

  • AND because germany is a toilet. :'DDDD

  • @yuxxuy go die in a shithole.....

  • @IDariusTheGreat Wel well well, you do get easily offended by someone commenting on youtube. I commented because I was offended that you used a phrase that implied that Hitler deserved any sort of admiration. I'm sorry we had this misunderstanding but there's no need to get so upset about a comment on youtube and call me a troll.

  • @IDariusTheGreat I don't think it's so much as me not reading context clues as you not understanding the slang you're using.

  • @IDariusTheGreat The word badass implies some sort of admiration and THAT is what I'm arguing against. Being scared doesn't mean they admire the country. If someone thinks Germany is terrifying, it's probably because of Hitler, if someone thinks Germany is badass, it's absolutely not because of Hitler unless they're a seriously messed up person.

  • Yes! i thought it was funny too.

  • @IDariusTheGreat I don't know about in Germany, but I don't think anyone but a Nazi thinks Hitler was a "badass". Hitler didn't create a stigma that the German people were "badass", he created a stigma that they were heartless evil murderers. Now this isn't true of the modern day German people, but that's what it's a stigma and not truth. But I have no idea why you would think anyone thinks Germans are badass because of an evil man who committed mass genocide.