omfg alex is a fucking bitch, she wants to be shagged 24/7 and shes unhappy with the marriage when i leave her 1,000 a day and she lives in castle fairfax -.-
I need help when i married alex i went to live in fairfax castle with her but then the mission came up saying rescue alex i dont know where to go and the light keepsl eading me to the castle but isearched everywhere.
@MADDHATTA88 i have the same problem but i married lady grey wit the castle and it says recue her son i searched everywhere i can't find the bitch .lol.
I left my house for one day and my wife was sooooo mad at me we had baby that night i was so fed up with her i took her to a cellar and shot her with a blunderbuss
my brother was an evil character and was pretty poor at the game, he got a bit drunk and started playing, got married to the jewler, he woke the next day not remembering anything and saw her in his house by the stairs, so he said OMG SOMEONES IN MY HOUSE, pulled out his gun and shot her over the banister, i started pissing myself laughing and i explained that he was married and he laughed to!
1. Buy the expression book with Come Back to My Place, use it and your wife will want to have sex with you.
2. Go to a bed you own and use it, and it will say have Protected sex or Unprotected sex.
Second option:
1. Use lots of Flirty expressions on your spouse until they offer you a good time, then give them the thumbs up expression and they should auto follow you.
2. Go to a bed you own and choose Protected/Unprotected sex.
Hey atticfan1234, i bought the book and unlocked the epxression "Come Back To My Place". The wife is saying that wants to rip off my clothes (lol) but when we're moving upstairs the two beds have only the sleep option.
Are you having your spouse follow you to the bed? The "Come Back To My Place" should make them auto-follow you. I don't know why it's not working for you, it might be a bug. Always worked for me.
"I've... I've got a headache. I think it'll last a while..."
That, or she just doesn't wanna have sex with you.
Fernyheather 1 year ago
how long does it take for the baby to grow to a actual "child" instead of an actual "baby"?
thegamer403 1 year ago
I prefer a Japanese bride.
ZeroRequiemGX 1 year ago 2
y were u losing lots of gold?
elterible2k10 1 year ago
@elterible2k10 For buying all the books
SputniksArmy 1 year ago
I haf the same wife and same houz lolz.
HaloCool97 1 year ago
lol instead of marrying her i gave her the note, she commits suicide
Kiwimcb96 1 year ago
buy teh castble faifax its just 1.000.000
Gamerporter 1 year ago
start this video at 4:25
DaLilShorty8999 1 year ago
When it said "-500", it was blunderbuss time XD
2good116 1 year ago
I married also a whore from Bloodstone, but she seems nice after all :p
TheMrDarkSideR 1 year ago
swords can stab enemies that are knocked down or unconscious.
Fgundam 1 year ago
omfg alex is a fucking bitch, she wants to be shagged 24/7 and shes unhappy with the marriage when i leave her 1,000 a day and she lives in castle fairfax -.-
TheNoobpwning 1 year ago
@TheNoobpwning Kill the bitch.
2good116 1 year ago
@2good116 lmao i was tempted too but theres no point now because ive stopped playing it
TheNoobpwning 1 year ago
I need help when i married alex i went to live in fairfax castle with her but then the mission came up saying rescue alex i dont know where to go and the light keepsl eading me to the castle but isearched everywhere.
MADDHATTA88 1 year ago
@MADDHATTA88 i have the same problem but i married lady grey wit the castle and it says recue her son i searched everywhere i can't find the bitch .lol.
88Purolatinnation88 1 year ago
im married to a whore...from bloodstone.
1brian55 2 years ago
im married to a badass girl from bloodstone to. we have a kid and she is pure evil (Y)
P3X80v 1 year ago
@1brian55 so am i... so am i...
cyba9608 1 year ago
I married that chick Alex as well. She was one of the sexier girls in the game.
Bellocks1 2 years ago
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Bellocks1 2 years ago
achually u can, theres a achievement on the xbox 360 version for getting married while ur already married
fillyme8 2 years ago
I left my house for one day and my wife was sooooo mad at me we had baby that night i was so fed up with her i took her to a cellar and shot her with a blunderbuss
atomicstapler 2 years ago
my brother was an evil character and was pretty poor at the game, he got a bit drunk and started playing, got married to the jewler, he woke the next day not remembering anything and saw her in his house by the stairs, so he said OMG SOMEONES IN MY HOUSE, pulled out his gun and shot her over the banister, i started pissing myself laughing and i explained that he was married and he laughed to!
awsomeharry 2 years ago 3
@awsomeharry
that made my day
Ryutouchdown 1 year ago
@Ryutouchdown lol thats what im here for :)
awsomeharry 1 year ago
lol i just got married and had a baby and when i left and came back we divorced that was quick not even 2 or 3 days.
evilblood746 2 years ago
Well she probably got mad for leaving you with a new born baby anyhow xD
SpitfireSweden 2 years ago
""do you want to have sex here?""
Craziest game question i ever seen
berzzerker 2 years ago
i want that castle fairfax to be my marital home.the sex makes me lol.i wonder if u can cheat on your wife?
amazo88 2 years ago
ya u can me and divorced me cause i did another chick haha B)
cj7698 2 years ago
lol
too bad u cant have more than 1 wife. XD
amazo88 2 years ago
@amazo88 @amazo88 you can. You just have to take them to different places in albion.
I have 2 wifes and 1 husband. One of the wifes lives in Oakfield, the other
one beyond the demon door. My husband lives in Bowerstoon. xD
Emochan89 1 year ago
@Emochan89 I like the demon door house because you know they'll never fuck about somewhere else and die
joelyboyy84 1 year ago
@Emochan89 your bisexual
Spartan8471 1 year ago
@Spartan8471 Gnah, I'm just a free 'Pan'. :)
[Pansexualism ftw]
Emochan89 1 year ago
btw I hate it when you buy a bunch of stuff and theres constant - signs
killerfire23 2 years ago
wow i wnt this game lmfao... "Well you done it I'm pregnant" lmfao
xS1D3xK1CKx 2 years ago
if you do then buy knothole island to add even more fun
killerfire23 2 years ago
lol what ur wife said at 4:00
zjames26 2 years ago
can your spouse cheat on you?
Francis3113 2 years ago 2
my character was FEMALE and my spuse was A LESBIAN. WE HAD A CHILD TOGETHER WTF. Girl+Girl=Child? i think my wife was cheating on me.
AwokenDemon 2 years ago 2
hahah i have a female to thats funny
meisboxcat33334 2 years ago
i marry alex and had two boys conner and dean but dean keeps vanishing but love your videos mate 5/5
xocerysox11 2 years ago
Cool you can own a doggie too :)
DriedGooshies 2 years ago
How to have sex with your spouse:
First option:
1. Buy the expression book with Come Back to My Place, use it and your wife will want to have sex with you.
2. Go to a bed you own and use it, and it will say have Protected sex or Unprotected sex.
Second option:
1. Use lots of Flirty expressions on your spouse until they offer you a good time, then give them the thumbs up expression and they should auto follow you.
2. Go to a bed you own and choose Protected/Unprotected sex.
atticfan1234 2 years ago
Hey atticfan1234, i bought the book and unlocked the epxression "Come Back To My Place". The wife is saying that wants to rip off my clothes (lol) but when we're moving upstairs the two beds have only the sleep option.
What am I doing wrong?
billviper 2 years ago
Are you having your spouse follow you to the bed? The "Come Back To My Place" should make them auto-follow you. I don't know why it's not working for you, it might be a bug. Always worked for me.
atticfan1234 2 years ago
Yup, my spouse is always following me to bed, although i've got the sleep option only.
Anyway, thanks man.
billviper 2 years ago
I always choose the follow expression and then thumbs up. Always works for me...
cyba9608 1 year ago
How did you make SO much money?!
gearsofwar2maniac 2 years ago
Just loot everything..
jorden452 2 years ago
i buy out houses and put them up for high rent:) i make a million every few minuets and still have good purity cus i own everything.
AwokenDemon 2 years ago
hey my friends trying to have a kid with his wife and he cant figure out how to get the protected/unprotected option any help?
pooton688 2 years ago
i think you have to get a condom if you want to have that option. seriously you have to find a condom i think
leejustin96 2 years ago
Check my comment up above.
atticfan1234 2 years ago
....man this better come out on pc :(
84368004 2 years ago
It doesn't, it's a 360 exclusive.
Coreypsich 2 years ago
I just love that you got the apologize expression right after she got pregnant. Talk about great timing.
icannotdothesmurf 2 years ago 32
yoh
did the sex option just pop up to you when you were near the bed?
or how did u get that to happen?
Behemoth130 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Check my comment up above.
atticfan1234 2 years ago
4:38 one of two thoughts goes rushing through your guy's head.
1. SWEET! i'm gonna be a dad!
2. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
sm2142 3 years ago 11