Tim Minchin: Angry (Feet)

[mysticnuance]

In school I had difficulty making ASHTRAYS *confused look* XD

[SparxableTunes]

his voice in this reminds me of salad fingers

[LSofieA]

I have listened to this 411 times. It's not enough by half.

[katieandjk]

SHUT UP IM NOT FAT!!!!!! Gets me every time

[soooyeahhh]

-Fat pricks

SHUT UP I'M NOT FAT!!

PAHAHA

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

BULLSHIT, YOU FAT FUUCK.

Gets me every fucking time.

[ReSpekt156]

Shut up I'm not fat!!!

[Sozzie16MJ]

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLL.

[EmmaPocketsize]

I think - not to say I don't like this vid - that tims talents and confidence have grown hugely since 07

Onya Tim!

[iluvsweets77]

33 people who disliked this must be doctors with out any feet.

[ThulaniAulis]

Reciting this is the only way for me to have an aussie accent ^__^

love it!

[zippacna]

@ThulaniAulis i have one naturally :D

[PiecesOfRainbowArt]

Tim is BRILLIANT! He pulled it off perfectly it seemed real.  Crying with laughter at the moment.

[kasocool2812]

Tim is such an amasing comedian and i would love to see him like. he gets so into the role if u didnt know its a joke u would think he really was crazy

[assassinate98]

bullshit you fat FU€K

[assassinate98]

my mmmmmm BASTARD! brother

[MrCocoabeans]

fucking love tim

[Spiritfilled63146]

Farkin doctors...

[BananaSAM13]

I have watched this so many times, it never fails to make me happy.

[vamplover9000]

this guys awsome

[Rachelw]

This video never fails to make me happy<3

[andressen]

According to Wikipedia:

The word "quack" derives from the archaic word "quacksalver," of Dutch origin (spelled kwakzalver in contemporary Dutch), literally meaning "hawker of salve". In the Middle Ages the word quack meant "shouting". The quacksalvers sold their wares on the market shouting in a loud voice.

In Germany there is the Word "Quacksalber" for a person that conducts unproven or fraudulent medical practices.

Nice how Tim makes it sound like an actual Duck... :-)

[anncarlin]

Lost count of the times we've watched this and everytime is as funny as hearing it for the first time. 

[kirsty884]

she'd never let me SLUT down :)

[kirsty884]

hahah i loveeeeeee this!! i watched this at 2am about a year ago and i was laughing so much i had big hiccups..and drink loads of water and here i go again :D

[vaeritas7]

QUACK

[xxox2]

".....vet." 

[xXLilMissRosyXx]

I have an English assignment, where I have to present my favourite poem. Oh, they're in for a shock, aren't they? Thank you, Tim Minchin!!! <3

[elsiee94]

God he is a genius. And so fucking sexy. If only he wasn't married and a father...

[banzaiblaster]

imagine Steve Carell doing this

[mrmebs]

@banzaiblaster i did and it was wasn't as good as tim

[kfeve11]

ASHTRAYS!!! Hehe...this is a brilliant performance! Tim is awesome!

[supermrkito]

Fuckin brilliant !!!!

[glenzheng]

Ah keyboard warriors. You continue to entertain me.

[lunalovedria]

this is the best performance he does of angry {feet}. cant wait to see him live though. genius, pure genius.

[Virtuefish]

So i said; we'll let's see how you move without your fucking legs.

[joshy9411]

I did this for my HSC drama performance. they loved it :D

[DaniAussiePride]

So I said, "Well Let's see how you move without your fucking legs."

And I tied him to his chair

And I pulled out my machete

And I listened to him beg

And then I cut his fucking feet off

And while he laid there bleeding

I used his feet to kick him in the head...

[Bleumange]

@DaniAussiePride Faggot

[DaniAussiePride]

@Bleumange Whatever, Don't be a Hater.

[Bleumange]

@DaniAussiePride I kinda deduced your stupidity from your pointless copypasta, but that comment seals it.

[DaniAussiePride]

@Bleumange Whatever Dude, You're A Faggot. Get Over It And Yourself. It's Fuckin Youtube for fucksake. Loser.

[Bleumange]

@DaniAussiePride The problem here is the fact that you're capitalising every single word (why?) And actually insulting me, when you describe yourself not to care.

[DevilBoyDoc]

pure gold, just pure gold.

[iNeedHelpDo]

Lets See How You Move Without Your FUCKING LEGS!!!

[StrangePerson260292]

KIIILLLLL- Listened to this on the bus earlier, I couldn't help but burst out laughing at that bit. The looks I got..

[Giner1988]

I breast fed till I was 9.... He looked so confused when the people laughed at that

[OrphansTasteLikeCake]

30 people dislike this video

[jamestomo]

In primary school I had trouble making ASHTRAYS!..friends...

[benchchipmunk]

Poontang!

[vampiricme98789]

lol i love his face when he says KKKIIIIIIILLLL lolol

[vampiricme98789]

"my mother was a STUPID BITCH! kind lady..."

[magicspark95]

classic!

[1974Asha]

His comic timing is superb, this is simpley GENIUS!!!

[linkyfox]

30 people are POONTANGS!

[RSealy95]

Lets see how you move without your fucking legs

[monkeymash1]

30 people are WRONG!....perfectly entitled to their own opinions.

[KeyrunBenji]

@monkeymash1 Agreed, I hate those comments

[The1LaughingMan]

@monkeymash1 correction, it's thir-WAH...thirty.

[SuperSmashyfication]

@monkeymash1 Thats a FUCKING UNORIGINAL ARESEHOLE good comment.

[Bleumange]

@monkeymash1 But unjustified

[Killerzac]

@monkeymash1 their wrong opinions 

[punkndpunked]

@monkeymash1 wow 3 months have passed and only 2 dislikes :D

[musickf1]

This is how I imagine a conversation with someone with Tourette's would be like.

[Skorphie]

@musickf1 More like coprolalia, but yeah.

[Amethystasheryn]

"In primary school I had trouble making ASHTRAYS!" Aha! So he was one of those kids who hung around B.A. Baracus when he wasn't on jobs with the A-Team. :)

[brothermongrel]

the wonder of tim minchin

[muffinzized]

i quite like PORN

[Pokemonboy1337]

The greatest poem of all time.. It's old but its still funny as hell.

[trollolololololo]

I brought in this poem to my school for poetry month a few years ago...the guidance counselor from there still talks to me every once in a while...

[OisirM]

@trollolololololo That's the worst and funniest idea I've heard in some time...

[sunfighter15]

my boyfriend introduced me to Tim four days ago by means of this video. I am now madly in love with Tim, and in a slightly arkward position.

[shuttheflyingchuckup]

... then as he lay there bleeding i used his feet.. to kick him in the head

[OakLongbow]

So i tied him to his chair i listened to him beg and then i cut his fucking feet off.

Well thats tim!

[mexsesshomaru]

I love how the word "Vet" seems so forced. Like someone told him that's what he wants to be. Lol.

[snorro65]

You are a funny guy you know

[CynicalFrequency]

2:27

Yep, new message tone.

[sunfighter15]

@CynicalFrequency what does he actually say there? thats the one bit of the song that I can't quite make out :L

[EddySawl]

@sunfighter15 puntang...slang for vagina

[sunfighter15]

@EddySawl oh i see. thanks :D

[LetsPlayWithCoryCee]

"And at 180 bucks a session, I think I'll take the -THIEVING QUACK BASTARD- chap's advice."

[ZOMGMiki]

"and I have a mmbaSTAARD... brother" xD

[mozmootar]

lets see how you move without yu fucking legs.

:L :')

[thexemoxnarutard]

KILLLLL!!!!



[TheRealBarnez]

"...yes it's all right Kentucky Paterson."

1:06

[Anima10pontonet]

I like how after he says "POLITICIAN", a few seconds later someone slowly claps twice.

[TheNoblestPursuit]

POONTANG!

[marinita333]

I just can't believe he's able to keep a straight face when saying all those tourette type things. Not even a smile. This man's just fucking amazing.

[SyntheticDawl]

"I cut his fucking feet off...o_o"

[ipoddude2454]

thaats bullshit u fat-fuck!!

[TheBenjiman6]

and while he lay there bleeding, i used his feet... to kick him in the head. Tim minchin is fucking mad :D

[FurryVegetables]

please, just press 8 continually.

[Snerttwin]

2:48 to 2:57 i love the wtf look he does lol

[Seanog24]

Its Allright KENTUCKY PATTERSON

[FurryVegetables]

continually press 8. trolololololol!

[joejoejoejoeish]

he said im not progession, said im not moving forward so i said lets see how you move without your fucking legs

[Sankarintarina]

24 people have problems with anger management. They should start writing letters

[peanutbutterlove99]

@walenski2404 WTF. is ur problem

[walenski2404]

Go and get a physical job that pays money you nut job! Listening to you makes me feel very ill!

[TheBenjiman6]

@walenski2404 if u dont like it, why look it up???

[mcfartson]

24 people are seriously fucked up!

[jonnyhawes303]

24 people need to question themselves

[TheJBalls1]

keep pressing one

[AGirlNamedLydia]

Transcribed audio:

"Paper that necessarily no I do is %uh write poetry."

How the HELL did they get a %?

"This is a poem about being good"

"It's cold"

[JollyHolly1410]

the look on his face after "POLITICIAN!"

and the look in his eyes as he says "KIIIILLLL..."

LAWL

[thepacoro]

Hilarious poem performance. His songs are funny, too.

[THEBrookalis]

"In primary school I had trouble making...ASHTRAYS!!" ;>.> "...Friends?"

XDD I love you Tim Minchin!!

[shandy2470]

the live ones funnyer than this one but this is a good virsion! :)

[JollyHolly1410]

@shandy2470 i thought this was the only version, do u have a link to the live one? xx

[shandy2470]

@JollyHolly1410 yeah i willb find it for you :)

[MrGazoink]

@shandy2470

hmm this was recorded live, on "The SideShow" ABC programme here in Australia....

[Mejse10]

Feet :P

[MrCharlie1101]

who would dislike this

[chikkyybang]

Let's see how you move forward without your fucking legs!!!

[bloodsugar55]

breastfed till i was nine

[bl0tt44]

absolute genius x

[MSC350]

she never let me SLUT down

[BubbleWrap5505]

the doctor made 23 youtube accounts?

[HopeLess1212]

i recited this is world history today to mah buddy Derik. he loved it :3

[lolgnwissoawesome]

23 people don't have feet.

[nugget634]

holy shit its like midnight and i got school tomorrow, but i CANNOT stop watching it!!!

[Samukuai]

Ive watched this this like 20 times now and its just gotten better and better

[HopeLess1212]

"And when I die (KILL)" fan-fucking-tastic.

[cozzysoberhead]

He turns really sexy at 4.35 when he says "Well lets see how you move without your fuckin legs."

Am I strange for finding his sadistic confident switch in character a turn on?

[Burtonslittlehelper]

Closed Captions are actually very different from what Tim is actually saying.

REAL: And I said let's see how you move without your fucking legs.

Captions: And I said let's see how you move without hip-hop and legs.

REAL: My mother was a STUPID BITCH!

Captions: My mother was a star.

REAL: Doctor.

Captions: Dot dot.

REAL: fatbrick, shut up I'm not fat! kids.

Captions: siskel and loads of fun kids.

[DJSukkaSlappa]

@Burtonslittlehelper

he doesnt say fatbrick, i says Fat Brit.

[Burtonslittlehelper]

@DJSukkaSlappa why would he be saying "fat brit"? he is an australian on an australian TV show.

[DJSukkaSlappa]

@Burtonslittlehelper

Well, Fat Brick doesn't make sense. Bricks aren't fat. And he was born in the UK.

[Burtonslittlehelper]

@DJSukkaSlappa as if you've never heard of the name "fat brick". goodness. and although he was born in the UK, he was brought up in WA.

[chikkyybang]

@DJSukkaSlappa i thought he said fat fuck????

[DJSukkaSlappa]

@chikkyybang no, thats at a different part. when he says 'Bullshit, you Fat fuck...'

[Mrjordak]

@Burtonslittlehelper He says Fat prick.

[Burtonslittlehelper]

@Mrjordak that makes a lot more sense than "fat brick" amd "fat brit"

[KaylaJanePianoPro]

"And when I die.... KILLLLL!!!!" LOL

[WhoGroupie1973]

OMG, his face at 4:06!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first time i saw this it scared the crap out of me!

[MildlyMoist]

4:28 is definatley the best bit

[SuperBwen]

I actually love this. Please put it on iTunes Tim :D xx

[chrisrox24]

books on GUUUNNS!

[jayden1010]

Repeat Button: 0:55

[becauseimabigdork]

"SHUT UP I'M NOT FAT!"

[wefyb3]

Poontang is a term derived from Torres Straight Islander (near australia)

And has been filtered through to form the word poon, a tern used for vagina or pussy.

Poontang used by itself with original spelling ect. is used as a term for a bitch, a slut, or pretty much any other derogitory words applicable only to women. Hope that clears things up a bit for you guys ;)

[thegirl44]

@wefyb3

I've never thought of "Poontang" as a derogatory term towards women.

It's just another term for your pussy. A man going out looking for some poontang isn't too worried about the qualities of the woman attached to it.

[Croccifixo]

@thegirl44 Actually, where I live, poontang has been used derogatory as a cheap woman from somewhere down in SEA (Thailand, Phillipines, Vietnam and so on)

[thegirl44]

@Croccifixo

It never ceases to interest me how different words are perceived and applied in different cultuures.

Thanks for your response.

[AngelSMW]

In Britain we call a psychiatrist a quack.

[42connorzielinski42]

for the discussions that seem to be going on:

quack=terrible (or fake) doctor

poontang=pussy (often used to mean they only care about a girl for the sex)

I'm from the US and have heard both these many times.

And yes, it is a GOOD question where he pulled out the machete from..

[Megapitbull100]

Poontang is an offensive word for women!

[thegirl44]

@Megapitbull100

Why is it offensive?

[soooyeahhh]

@Megapitbull100

really...i just thought it meant minge.....

if that's a case then are words like 'cock' offensive to men?

[blkshp3c]

My (QUACK) doctor says I'm fine as well. What did he do with the feet? I'm asking only because at Xmas I'm stumped for stocking-stuffers.

[NatakuGundam15]

sooooo smegin funny

[NatakuGundam15]

sooooo fucin funny

[theothersituation]

i dont get it is he quacking?

[xxElitezz]

@theothersituation fake doctors are sometimes called quacks :) its an old saying :))

[Megapitbull100]

@theothersituation people call doctors quacks in other words Ducks :)

[Chrisbutler1993]

@theothersituation ya, he's saying the doctor is a quack doctor

[Smilesallnightlong]

4:05

[Smilesallnightlong]

4.05 =)

[dinwoodie1]

Poontang.. Anyone wondering where this came from could give Full Metal Jacket a look :-)

[akear1]

Why does everyone assume Poontang is UK slang? Poontang has been around forever and didnt originate in the UK... It is general slang. Im just voicing my confusion on this issue.

[MeeSheeLaa]

@akear1 I think it's just that mostly the place people still say it is in the UK. It's not that common in the US at least, I'm not sure where you're from.

[akear1]

@MeeSheeLaa I am in the US but i just want people to be recieving accurate information. I am not trying to talk down to them or anything I am just very into making sure people know the proper facts. Even on trivial stuff such as the origin of poontang. Its kind of a problem i have :(

[MeeSheeLaa]

@akear1 Haha I understand that, I'm not judging :) Just, y'know. A lot of people are ignorant of things like that, which gives those of us who aren't all the more reason to use them.

[metal00kitty]

@MeeSheeLaa I'm from the UK and I have never once heard someone say poontang so I don't think it's from here

[MeeSheeLaa]

@metal00kitty Hm, perhaps it's Australian like Tim is. :P

[tattybojangles13]

@metal00kitty i think poontang is american?

i first heard it in south park if that helps

[xXXVIDEOxchickXXx]

What a *demented sick fuck!!!!!!*.... clever person! This is just addictive. I think I've watched this seven times now... It DOESN'T get old. It makes me happy to know that I'm not the only one that had trouble making ashtrays in school... I just don't know how this guy comes up with all this stuff! lol... 'Poontang!' gotta love UK slang.

[Splitzy7]

@Tcrumpen...yeah...means vagina haha

[Splitzy7]

@repamoano76 ...Poontang....in the uk, its another word for a vagina!! haha oh what interlect we have in the good ole uk! fuckin love this, gets me every time!

[danmoose99]

This is so so such such, so much geniiiius in one man.

And hes not even that ugly, and he can sing, and play piano,

what the fuck

[happenstance1234]

"... and I pulled out my machete..."

I'd personally like to figure out where he pulled that machete out of. Those things are pretty hard to hide.

[dogonname]

@happenstance1234 but you forget... its Tim Minchin!

[repampano76]

what's that high-pitched word in 2:27??? i can't figure it out & it's breaking my heart...

[JesseJames123123]

@repampano76 He says poontang

[Tcrumpen]

@repampano76 Pootang, don't know what it actually means (i orginally thought he said painting)

[MrIndia19995]

If you turn the transcribed audio on, it transcribes

"My mother was a *STUPID BITCH*" as "My mother was a star"

Slight teeny weeny difference there methinks :)