Five Random Facts

[TimKoopman10]

tv's don't have nuts.

loved the dead frog.

[orson15]

You have a gap between your two front teeth, just like me!

[eulisk]

You make me smile.

[mrdojob]

Umm you heard this alot but why did you pick your nose and eat what was on your finger at the end?

[anabanana36547]

diddnt dan also say you had a dead hummingbird?

you like dead things dont you

[barley0pop]

Random yes. Kinda odd. I adore you Amber. =]

[UniqueTush]

Really random but what star sign are you....?

[vc2o6]

i know why you keep it a dead prince! ahaha.

[boredbabiixo]

i like ur frog :]

[ambocrisco]

hahaha. you're soo funny. :)

[broadwaylove52]

lmao!

[JanelleEliz]

haha, i love that u used a word like cavalier in normal convo (well, one sided convo). people make fun of me for doing that but then i call them a really fancy insult and i feel good inside for being the nerd i am! lmaooo

[JennaLovesVitas]

Lmao! A lot of this video made me giggle.

xD

When you were talking about your recordings being messed up, I thought of that Dane Cook joke... if you've never heard it, you should listen to it. Lol!

[superjess13]

i hate it when football comes on when i want to watch the simpsons

[mira32196]

Ha! Remind me not to get on your bad side! xD

[BroadwayGirl826]

Omgah I have that top! haha, that was slightly random..

[c32c7]

hahahahahhaahhahaha what a weirdo!!!!

awesome.

[ChristinaJedra]

hahahah u are so cool.

[TexasBabey]

is that your real hair?

[withoutluv]

LOL SHE ATE HER BOOGERS ROFL :D SO GREAT

[mexicanhunnie16]

omggggg, ur soo adorable, ur definitlyy my new favvvvvv youtubeerrrrr

[wickedlover101]

omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggggggggg lookkkkkkkkkkkk attttttttt meeeeeeeeeeee addddddddddddd extraaaaaaaaaaa lettersssssssssssss

[sbort]

"looks like it might wake up and kill me".

pretty great.

ps- you have 1,195 views and i have like, 209 on mine.

209. my area code. hells yeah.

[fraggle15rock]

Your videos never fail to amuse me. Thanks for yet another great one!

[divineinterests]

Haha, i know EXACTLY what you're talking about with your Simpsons. Sometimes, my DVR will record nothing... like... for an entire hour... And I was expecting Simpsons or a new episode of LOST or whatever.

[AmberNicolePatrick]

KRAZY, RIGHT?!! :)

[istheretruth]

the good lord loves a funny blog!!!!

[AmberNicolePatrick]

i certainly hope so:)

[oldestdaughter16]

i have that shirt, the one with the giraffes

[AmberNicolePatrick]

hehe...target is the bestest!

[neffers13]

Will you please tag me!?

This looks fun

[neffers13]

okay, I am such a tard. I didn't look to see that you told all ur subscribers to do one. Sorry! ^_^

Also, the frog was awesome! The thing at the end was kinda creepy, when u picked you nose... and ate it! I almost DIED!!!

[KyleeBarbara]

TAG ME!!!!!

[pheebalillian1978]

tv's have genitals! I knew it!

[fossegirl5678]

I had to lean back from the screen and I almost covered my eyes when you introduced the frog!

Anyway, that totally sounds like something I would have done.

[chellee62001]

Your videos are pretty freaking awesome. The dead frog though...sliiiightly scary. Yea random facts!!!

[FlyingHorseKnuckles]

Cool... I just finished my 5 random video, too! Come see it if you have time. We have a Harriet Carter catalogue in our bathroom right now (Lillian Vernon, too - Ha)! ~Jon

[garciaskitchen]

I'm loving this game!

So what if you wanted that dead frog?! You work it, gurl! lol

[mycatisblued]

Wow...you are AWESOME! I love your quirkiness ever so much! Though I am a little biased as a random quirk myself. Have you named the frog? If not, you really should consider it - cause old, dead, spray painted frogs appreciate being given names too, it makes them feel loved! But I name everything, so, don't feel pressured (really, I have a lamp named Lillya and an alarm clock named Deci). I think I've rambled aimlessly for long enough now, so I'll leave you with a 'Yay' to your randomness! Yay!

[AnthonyInAction]

LOL you are a random person ;D

love the dead frog

[overthemoo]

How much do I love your outfit? MUCHLY. Where do you get your clothes? Specifically the shirts here.

Your frog kind of scared me. I thought it was going to be one of those teeny tiny ones you come across all the time, but then you pulled one out that sucker that could cover a computer screen. And if YouTube had a full-screen option, IT WOULD! Scurry.

[AmberNicolePatrick]

well, i'm glad i could thoroughly weird you out with my dead amphibian.

erm....the undershirt is frooooooommmm jcpenney and the top shirt is from target!

:)

[overthemoo]

Looks like I need to go to jcpenney then. I haven't been in years...

And I need to learn not to just-barely-browse when at Target. I miss out on so many nice little things.

Thanks for the reply. :)

Can't wait for your next video!

[sbort]

ugh! i'm trying to post my video again (cuz i did last night) and it won't let me! like, it won't even come up! gah, this sucks... ????

[woodlandcreature22]

woooooo! i can't waitttt!!!

[nrblock]

i forgot that i have a dead fish! ... I didn't want to bury it when i was little so i made it a box. thanks for the reminder.

[xchristiesays]

you're probbbably the only person i wouldn't mind taking 7 minutes and 20 seconds to watch a list of only 5 facts. =) you make it so entertaining.

p.s. dead frogs are what's up.

[cvn18]

the last part was so ramdom.

[cvn18]

OMG! Tell me about it. I always hate it when baseball is on then the simpsons! You are really something.

[JerkyPuck]

Your obsession with Hariett Carter makes me smile. Your personalized pencils are on backorder.

[kozeraag]

So I have this bad habit of reading the comments before watching anything and I saw people mention a dead frog. So when you brought it onto the screen I just thought "oh, there's the dead frog. That's TOTALLY normal."

[AmberNicolePatrick]

ah, normal shmormal

[fiver00]

Holy Hell you're awesome. :) And this video just proves it more.

I don't have a license either. And I'm 22.. so we can be strange together. At least you've had your beginners. I've never even attempted it.

And I also have a dead frog. But it's in the freezer, not in a bag. I think you win that one too. :D

[AmberNicolePatrick]

THAT'S AWESOME! *kindred*

[orchipea]

Those catalogs are a great way to waste a bit of time, lol.

And you aren't the only person that waited a long time to get your driver's license... I didn't even bother getting mine until I was 24... I never needed it until I got a job out in the boonies, and therefore never bothered, lol. And I went through at least 4 of those temps as well! XD

I'm also a total TV addict, and that upsets me too! :P

[AmberNicolePatrick]

i'm glad you share my TV pain.

and we late-licensers need to UNITE and stop the fascism!!!!

[JerkyPuck]

Oh boy....I've been tagged! I should probably figure my camera out now LOL!!!

[joannamarierogue]

Cool random facts. Catalogues are fun!! :-)

I don't have my driver's license yet either - eyesight issues / confidence a bit...it's weird sometimes how people are shocked about that stuff.

I LOVED your finishing touch...hmm..where did that froggie go? hehehe

[AmberNicolePatrick]

yeah, i totally don't get being all *shock! horror!* about things like that. it's a driver's license NOT a killer unicorn (but how cool would THAT be?!)

[sbort]

omg unicorns are my favorite animal ever and KILLER UNICORNS would be flawless. *hump*

[sbort]

um, i just made a baby watching this.

and i can't believe you tagged me.

YOU SUCK!

i was SOOOO done making videos.

ok. ONE MORE- just for my lover.

ps- that's you.

[nrblock]

that was adorable . . . even the frog . . . kinda

[AmberNicolePatrick]

thanks...hey, it could be worse...you could've actually puked in your hand...and THEN where would we be?

;)

amber

[nrblock]

exactly

[maggiemae35]

Well those were random forsure!!! Kristena and i loved them though...lol like the dead frog fact.... definately RANDOM!

U definately keep our household laughing!!

Kristena had asked u a while ago for a kelly clarkson song request....think of any yet????

If your wondering who kristena is......she is on my friends list..and is my daughter.lol

Ok well....look forward to new videos!!:)

[maggiemae35]

Well those were random forsure!!! Kristena and i loved them though...lol like the dead frog fact.... definately RANDOM!

U definately keep our household laughing!!

Kristena had asked u a while ago for a kelly clarkson song request....think of any yet????

If your wondering who kristena is......she is on my friends list..and is my daughter.lol

Ok well....look forward to new videos!!:)

[AmberNicolePatrick]

ha! i'm glad she was pleased!!!

i'm a little backed up on requests but i haven't forgotten! i actually got the tracks to walk away and anytime so one of those is definitely coming up (probably anytime)!

again, i'm glad you guys enjoy the fact that i'm a little nutty:) . . .

lovelove,

amber:)

[banion5]

You murdered someone?!?!

Licenses are for pussies, anyway. But, keeping dead animals in your room is gross (i.e. you and Brian's bird in your chamber of death)

PETA is going to KICK. YOUR. ASS!

It IS football's fault, by the way.

[AmberNicolePatrick]

OMG!!!  I FORGOT ABOUT THE BIRD!!!!!!!! How did it not rot?!?!

And it was my dorm room NOT my "chamber of death." Being able to see the floor is overrated.

[littlemamas686]

Ummmm Amber.......

Seriously, this is why I looooove you!!!

[AmberNicolePatrick]

because i'm insane . . . :-P

and i love you for appreciating me:)

[RentandWickedRock]

I love you and your dead frog!

[payette]

ok the frog thing blew my mind lol

[mocor082]

i like your froggie

[MissBroadwayDork]

OMG I love those catalogs. I haven't seen one in AGES.

"I wanna punch the television right in the nuts" LMAO!!!

And I love your outfit.

[musicpearl]

The nose-picking was genious!

[AmberNicolePatrick]

ahhh...thank you for appreciating my gross:)