Eddie Murphy chinese joke

[ska8terboy99]

nice



[Onikznsk]

fun but still be nigger =))

[DaMariozz]

Eddie Murphys arabic is actually german xD

[sronus]

FUCK you Nigga, FUCKING racism and shit

[skasman80]

He was cute then...:)

[vietboy341]

Yes this is Very funny, Very Funny. Make a special Wonton Soup for him! XD

[victor0wnzFTW]

Racism, opinions, whatever.. Eddie Murphy is great, I watched this movie "delerious" 23865432165 times, still dont have enough of it.

EDDIE FOR PRESIDENT ;D

[lonewar]

Isn't this of a little racism?

[mineshmphy]

02:08 .... his face when he says never mind men hahahaha i dont want no hockin on my burger mother fucker hahahahaha i luv eddie murphy so fuckin funny

[iSpeakERICA]

@jozeaphe Bitch shut the fuck up! And fuck the Arabs! You would be the person that bring old shit up! Sit the fuck down!

[jozeaphe]

@iSpeakERICA STFU hoe. I'm not a racist as much as I'm a social critic, and I can a joke or two about my race like calling them towel heads etc. But as long as the joke makes sense and can actually relate to reality, not just stupid meaningless bashing around like Eddie here. Like the African "vocals" (not even a language) is better?. We have an Arabic saying: "If your house is made of glass, don't stone others". find out what it means dumb "Hoe".

[bloodlightz]

take a chill dude. although you're right and he did the accent way wrong..

[jozeaphe]

Eddie.... You are just another dumb nigger. Talking about the Arabs? Arabs were your masters once upon a time. You fucking monkey fucker banana eater black ass nigger.

[magrabifromAntwerp]

@jozeaphe

I like eddie, but you're right, i didn't like when he spoke like that about arabic people,

[gigi1bokus]

His arabic impersination sound german and hebrew, maybe jiddish?

[Jvideos550]

LMFAO

[cooliobigfart11]

only Chinese wouldn't thumbs up this

[star50ify]

@veeseee128 @brightorb1 You both must be very dumb cunts if for some bizarre reason you think he was joking about Arabs. He was joking about Chinese and the last time I checked they speak Mandarin and it has about as much in common with Arabic as English has with Greek. Fuck me, too many dumb cunts on youtube.LOL

[sm0k1e]

unfunny dumb nigga

[veeseee128]

funky stinking arab language. 

[samm1809]

2:03 got me cracking up. I think Arabic is a beautiful language though.

[truebeliever786]

He was confusing Arabic with Hebrew...

[Qrxzeh]

No ............516 people are Chinese

[shash358]

516 people thhoght that "dislike" was "dis i like"

lol.........so dis i like

[unnamed1407]

KIL ZAIG mean eat shit in arabic

[gcandy777]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

:D

[GotTheGoods88]

HE LOOKS BASED

[1988Dominus]

514 chinese dont like! ;)

sorry 4 my english! =)

[vincentt9169746]

@1988Dominus make that 517 chinese dont like it i fking hate this thing it could be comidy but still too much bro? dam this guys hella shady and he looks like a constipated hippo when in attempt to make fun of us asians.

[judgefudge1337]

@vincentt9169746 get over it you pussy.... cry more

[richtoffen115]

@baymagic cool story needs more dragons

[SUPERBluegum]

there aint a fuckin word in a arabic which is like what he just fucking said .. our languagebetter than his 10000000000 times :) حيوااااااان all i can say is what he just spoke was animal style :D

[baymagic]

1.. he was not funny, repeating and repating same jokes, entire my life i saw many comedian try making laugh their audience with Indian, Arab, Chinese... use your creation and do something unusual...

2. It's not appropriate way to make a jokes with other language that he did.... I am non of these countries but i fell he is racist and doesn't like Chinese and Arab.

3. Most American movies and comedies show about sexual jokes, make fun of language and other countries.

[brightorb1]

arabic dont sound like that

[RDprodx]

@brightorb1

it's exaggerated but they do a bit...

[rocksparadox]

@brightorb1 It does sound nearly as fucked up, he did a good impression.

[sukendrotj]

thats the humor, that same we re always too talking about fuckin slaver Black People, Fuckin good stick penis to the white gils, fuckin big wek cocks.

[yellow1ops]

SACRE BLEU



[codiebodie]

@dekada00 & @lavobone chill outtt!!!Does it matter gosh its a joke take tbh i love chinese people,they r soo kind and respectful... But im sure other countries likd that have jokes of england too do we cant really argue!;) and i honestly believe hes not racist its just a joke!!!!

[Lordromolo]

The 507 dislikes are chinese people

[whatAhead26]

i dont want know harken on my bread muthafarka,

he's so funny

[freakyfadge]

2:03 lol

[MurphGiovanni]

this is such hack humor...a chinese impersonation...i'll give him the benefit of the doubt since this is old as hell, and if was the first to do it...coool...but watching it in 2012 it just seems so bland and stupid

[totorosan428]

@MurphGiovanni i agree...

[Draculoid]

@MurphGiovanni definitely. Anyone who actually finds this sort of thing legitimately funny is a little...slow.

[asger03]

keep pressing 3



[airving300]

i am pretty sure the 502 people that disliked this were chinese

[MrMachinimator]

wtf is he wearing? lol

[ebuz218]

@MrMachinimator dude this outfit was the off the fuckin chain back in 1982

[AnimeXprincess10]

@MrMachinimator It was the 80's dude, deal with it.

[raskec1]

@MrMachinimator 80s...

[MeBenatos]

@MrMachinimator you will never understand ......

[blica1]

@MrMachinimator it was 1984 for fucks sake ! give him a break !..LOL !! it is pretty funny though !

[Searcheur]

sensitive fucks these days

[Searcheur]

haha arnold accent

[TomManoHD]

press 6,5,7,5 over and over. 

[raptorsrule4]

LOL thats so true!! arabs sound like retards!!! HAHAHA

[strejdapepa45]

@raptorsrule4 oh you better watch your mouth you ugly motherfucker!!!!!

[raptorsrule4]

@strejdapepa45 STFU before i shit in your mouth

[MrJarth]

LOL its not racist if he is bagging out everyone fools :D

[MrJarth]

What is with the 500 dislikes? I though china censored youtube?

[MentalEminence]

Hey I'm a gook! Blast my ass, Eddie! Yum yum nigger dick!

[shash358]

Press 0, and then press 5 =)

[damod15]

he fucking went down hill big time

[brownbar20]

mother fucker ... nooooooot funny at all

[94KSWIFT]

0 then 2 :)

[MrThorvald95]

How the fuck do you say i gotta shit in french ?? i wanna say it to my teacher :D

[PurpleMoonYef]

@MrThorvald95 "je veux chié"

[MrThorvald95]

@PurpleMoonYef thx soo much! :D

[osamabrosinc]

Disney really brainwashed him.

[msmakingfunofpeople]

Arabic is a beautiful language, the holy Quran was written in Arabic, our beloved prophet muhammad ( PBUH) spoke Arabic!!! Don't talk badly about other peoples language!!! IGNORANT PEOPLE PISS ME OFF!!!!!

[ExpensiveGun]

@msmakingfunofpeople Fuck the Koran and fuck Mohammad. You should stop loving a murdering thieving pedophile.

[RuzzaDuzza011]

JOKES I LOVE IT!!! COMEDY AT ITS BEST!

[RuzzaDuzza011]

this makes me sick!!! grrr so racist 

[Lovinnblue3422]

this shit is hilarious its a joke fuck off

[softhausstudio]

@9999yomo no. that's true, you don't make us look bad. you doing well youself. but in exchange, you explose us. nice



[9999yomo]

@softhausstudio no see you are ignorant because osama bin laden came from Afghanistan which is not an arab country

[pdd21]

@9999yomo bin laden is not afghani, he's arab...a rich arab. he just chose to hide in afghanistan

[9999yomo]

@pdd21 just stop talking about it ok

[CodroStyle]

@pdd21 he didnt hide in Afghanistan he hid in Pakistan... but he chose those countries because of their high population of Taliban members to protect him.

[anirvanroy84]

after watching russell peters, this is sooo not funny anymore!

[1337Chaosboy]

@anirvanroy84 this was so many years before russell peters -__-

[anirvanroy84]

@1337Chaosboy true

[MrFaaadil]

fooooooooooooooool



[HungoverSwEeT]

this guy is a legend!

[bobmarley1234577]

funny shiittttt

[MadameDeJaVu]

Some of you clearly have no concept of how this joke works on so many levels. In this example, a mere 2.20mins of a 70 min 1983 Stand up routine called 'Delirious' take note of his words, he is empathising by reversing the joke back on the people who mock or mimic, essentially saying we can all be mocked. I'm English, and I do not consider it racist, if someone mocks my accent. We are quite good at mocking ourselves it is our trademark. These were the days when Eddie was actually still funny.

[seelecho]

@purplerain7100 We have more comedians than you do, and you don't understand our humor. The reason that Chinese react so strongly is that our comedians never make their materials with insensitive, offensive, scandalous remarks of other races. It's so pathetic that you can only enjoy this type of jokes.

[oknbjiuhvcgy]

Ohhhh, purplerain doesn't feel happy now.

[sisiroxu]

This wasn't funny..... Just very stereotypical

[MrHiishii]

Chinese ppl are soulless 

[purplerain7100]

I meant hear, not here

[purplerain7100]

Wow, chinese people have NO humor....when I hear jokes about white peoplw and they are funny, I laugh. Even when hispanics or blacks here jokes about themselves they laugh.....man no wonder there are hardly, if any Asian comedians. Except margaret cho

[purplerain7100]

Lol so true about chinese people leaving. And copying their accents...funny. Don't do it all the time though.

[KingOfPopDisney92]

@MrRhurbarb Have a nice day. :)

[MrRhurbarb]

@KingOfPopDisney92 btw, do you like abusing kids just like MJ did? Good thing he was rich enough to pay them off though , huh?

[losangelesrox123]

479 people must have gotten the "special wonton soup"

[KingOfPopDisney92]

@robynsegg Um, I think you have the wrong person. Believe me, I saw the entire show and I was laughing from beginning to end. I was just saying that if you find this offensive then why hang around? I found this part and every other part of the show hilarious. If you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at, right? I take it you're an MJ fan too? Glad to hear it! :)

[MrRhurbarb]

@KingOfPopDisney92 Maybe hang around because you want to point out that you don't like racist, bigoted disphits. How about when Kramer started shouting "nigger"? Did you laugh at that? I sure as hope you didn't hang around or even voice disapproval. Otherwise that would make you a hypocritical dipshit too.

[DaveKarl]

Just lost all respect for Eddie Murphy.

If your gonna make comedy about race/religion you should do it properly. You need to come across as an informed person. Murphy just comes across as ignorant and stuck up and kind of bigoted.

Russell Peters is an example of a comic that does it much better.

[ImDeathNote]

nigger

[MultiGarygarygary]

he swears too much

[SonOfTheJonesGirls]

BEEG MAC, AND LUGE ORDA FRY, AND A CHEDDY PIE!! Lmao!!

[DaDrunkDuckProducts]

"Make a special wone tong soup for him" AHAHA PISSIN MYSELF. ;)

[TELEVISIBLE]

Nigger

[AceCmbatguy26]

@TELEVISIBLE im white but still FUCK YOU!!!

[TELEVISIBLE]

@AceCmbatguy26 I am chinese and I found it very offensive, fuck you nigger lover

[AceCmbatguy26]

@TELEVISIBLE hes a black guy not a niger dumshit i know it may be offensive though =/

[gaspingduck]

@AceCmbatguy26 He's a nigger

[AceCmbatguy26]

@gaspingduck nigger is racist,your a shit fuck thats has no humer fuck of

[AceCmbatguy26]

@gaspingduck i meant humour

[HotChickSamatha]

@TELEVISIBLE because dumb motherfuckers like you have no sense of humor faggot. this is pure comedy and if your to ignorant and stuck up to open up and find the humor in it ur pretty fucking stupid

[vegasnegas111]

@HotChickSamatha Nigga please.

[HotChickSamatha]

@vegasnegas111 fyi thats chris rock NOT EDDIE MURPHY

[vegasnegas111]

@HotChickSamatha Piss off, nigga.

[shangrigreige]

@HotChickSamatha says: "because dumb motherfuckers like you have no sense of humor faggot."

My word you're a nasty little thing, did you learn that from mama?

[MrRhurbarb]

@HotChickSamatha What I find funny about this is the hypocrisy of people (like you) say that its OK to use bigoted stereotypes and insults about Asians and gay people (like calling someone a "faggot") but we all know that if there was a comic routine directed at your own race you would be the very first one on here bitching and moaning and stamping your feet. Pure ignorant, dipshit hypocrisy.

[koektoful]

@MrRhurbarb

you're dumb.

it's a joke. i hear a lot of jokes about women and i don't get offended, i hear loads of jokes about russians, and i still laugh at them, because i HAVE A FUCKIN' SENSE OF HUMOR. that's the problem with you. If you're not ashamed of your race, gender or orientation, you won't be offended by the jokes about it.

[baymagic]

@koektoful it's not just a jokes to me or to some people, and not all of us as like you. Some of us do not like to hear swearing or using bad language against their country or language this may cause offense people. Earlier I mentioned I am non of these country but how he is speaking that hurts me. You may have a sense of humor, but obvious he did not show RESPECT.... If there is no respect then I shit this actor. He was not even funny many comedian do same kind jokes nothing unique.

[lavabone]

@MrRhurbarb I'm Arab. And that shit was hilarious! Cause sometimes we be talking like that shit Lol. If you got offended over the Asian bit, I feel sorry for you.

[MrRhurbarb]

@lavabone Who gives a shit if you are Arab? What does that have to do with it? This isn't about Arabs. And we all know that Arabs are really great at just laughing it off when people make fun of them, right? Like with those Danish cartoons, yeah? The Arabs were just rolling around laughing at that.

[lavabone]

@MrRhurbarb Calm down. This isn't something to go off on me for. All I was stating was that people shouldn't get offended from jokes nowadays since people are getting offended of some of the Asian jokes here. If you've been mad lately don't take that shit out on me man. Just chill.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@MrRhurbarb Arab =/= Muslim

[dekada00]

@MrRhurbarb I wanna see YOU roll around a 9/11 joke :)

[spxeli]

@TELEVISIBLE Racist. 

[rattlesnake514]

so true

[AdieuxAlisa]

:'D

[zzzaaa09900]

i am chinese gay, and i find this so funny. sorry for bad english, not my first language

[laladais1]

@zzzaaa09900 idiot

[zzzaaa09900]

@laladais1 you are idiot. faggot

[laladais1]

@zzzaaa09900 right back at ya, slick.

[zzzaaa09900]

@laladais1 fuck off faggot.

[laladais1]

@zzzaaa09900 since you think you're so clever I'll leave it to you to 'decipher' the 'tone' of that.

[Ng2Clan]

its too bad eddie murphy isnt funny anymore :(

[hailmary7283]

Does anyone else notice that his impersonation of an Asian impersonating an American sounds austrian?

[KingOfPopDisney92]

@MrRhurbarb You really need to work on your comebacks; they're not very creative. If you're gonna talk to people, do it in a mature manner instead of insulting them left and right; it's not gonna help you get what you want. This is my final reply to you so have a nice day. :)

[JoshRA]

O.O BIG MAAAK LAAAAG ANDA LARGE ODA O FRY ANDA CHERRY PY!

[KingOfPopDisney92]

@MrRhurbarb You find this offensive. We get it. Why are you still here? And don't say it's because you find people ignorant and racist and they need to be given a piece of your mind.

@2conscious Either ignore MrRhurbarb or like LuckyApplehead said, send messages to each other. The comment page isn't a place for arguments.

[MrRhurbarb]

@KingOfPopDisney92 I am "here" because I dislike with racist, bigoted garbage. I don't like shit but someone has to flush man! unconscious is just a turd floatin' around that I am flushing down!

[MrRhurbarb]

@KingOfPopDisney92 By the way, who are you to say what this page is here for? Do you own youtube or something? Aren't people allowed to have discussions and debates here now on your say so? Seriously, fuck you. 2conscious may be a bigoted, racist piece of useless garbage but at least he is willing to fight his corner, to argue his points like a man. What the fuck do you want? Sesame Street? Seriously, fuck you.

[robynsegg]

@KingOfPopDisney92: I respect you because you are an MJ fan, but I think you got it wrong. The essence of comedy is to be able to laugh @ yourself AND EVERYTHING surrounding you. If you can't laugh @ ALL OF IT then you laugh @ NONE OF IT. @2concious made a very good point. The audience was multi ethnic & ALL RACES, COLORS, CREEDS & CLASSES and ALL where laughing. I watched this back in 1983 & I still laugh @ ALL OF IT almost 30 years later. If you can't laugh @ all, you laugh @ none.

[aznkid1452]

when was this?

[TheLukieBoi1]

@aznkid1452 1983

[aznkid1452]

omg, i cant stop laughing!! even tho im Chinese..

[wertuiking]

funny that niggas talk about other races... haha

[caittyk]

I love this when shit didnt always have to be so p.c.

[lorf151]

Nah man.., His chinese jokes didnt made me laugh at all..

[richie8811]

@lorf151 wafadafadafada

[KINGOUNIT]

ahaaaha i do this all the time

[Hunter4party]

457 people are CHINESE

[ddjjnt3]

455 people are Chinese

[2conscious]

Finally---to all you dumbasses who navigated to an old CLASSIC stand-up of Eddie Muphy (but you comment because you are too young to know history, too sensitive, non-American, or dumb to research ANY history) you should know that is a HUGE auditorium of many classes, ethnicities, religions and cultures. THEY are not offended and are laughing their asses off. At least back in the 20th century we could be REAL with each other FACE TO FACE and not hyper-sensitive and whining about everything.

[robynsegg]

@2conscious: THANK YOU!!!!!! APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!!

[robynsegg]

2 thumbs up. We can't even be real w/ each other anymore. & You're right. All this whining, bitching, moaning & complaining has gotten out of hand.

[Sanyah]

@2conscious as if Americans know any other nations history but their OWN. They can't even get that right sometimes.

[de34eva]

@2conscious You should come to Australia man at least you would understand our humor, everyone that comes here from overseas just think we are a racist country, when really we are one of the most multicultural places, we deal jokes to other races (whilst they are with us) then expect they deal it back and that's what's so funny - to know our flaws made into a joke - most people just think take shit so harshly these days.

[tabletka666]

@2conscious lol non-american? actually non-american never had same issues with race as u did in states... holocaust doesnt count coz its not racism...

[susaetern]

Calm down, folks. The comments posted on YouTube are about 100% more racist than the "jokes" mentioned in this clip.

[renesay]

he's actually not insulting the chinese... he makes a few jokes about em at first but then he says some good shit in favor of the chinese (with the won ton piss and the big mac joke)

[jananivivek]

Russell peter made his whole career out of this clip... he copied it from, Murphy, Chappell and bill maher..

[WuTang011]

Well, Eddie, almost 99% of everything you're using now are made in China....so....jokes on you.

[MrAussiebloke12345]

@WuTang011 I dont think Eddie would give two shits.

[yamum0433]

FUCK THE CHINESE CUNTS CHING CHONG.

[nancynay1]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[nancynay1]

The first thing that made me laugh was the way he's dressed...hahahaha...lets hear what he has to say...

[babz180]

His chinese impersenation is crap

[MingrelianLaz1]

@babz180 COME ON CHINESE HE IS ONLY JOKING

[buzzclick500]

@MingrelianLaz1 : I haven't cum on a Chinese for AGES--they DO love it, though.

[MingrelianLaz1]

@buzzclick500 for money lots of races will love it

[buzzclick500]

@MingrelianLaz1 :  ;])

[val1527219]

Nowadays if you make fun of the Arabs on live television, your house better be bomb prove

[Hypster123]

@val1527219 bombproof you redneck.. you dont live in a house.. besides last time i checked it was the americans bombing houses.. tosser

[val1527219]

@val1527219 Don't be offended my friend, only joking, most Arabs can't take a joke targeted at them. I know i have many Muslim friends, really nice people btw, probably the most peaceful friends i have, all those stereotypes are wrong. Most of my Muslim friends wouldn't even hurt a fly.

[Pensfan8726]

451 people are Chinese

[mojado1996]

Funny as shit.

[driveintherain]

Best comedians make fun of themselves. When u find everybody else is acting funny u r the one who's actually f***ed up... the only part I found funny in this video is the guy's orange dressing.

[spxeli]

@driveintherain Wow what a stupid comment. Why don't you watch the rest of the concert and see how racist Eddie Murphy actually is. He made one fucking joke, and some of his humor is self depreciating. But apparently the best comedians are the ones that don't observe things but spend 90 minutes only making fun of themselves? come on man.