My Reactions, Your Stories (Disturbing Phrases)

[StarCrussader66]

Him: Can I tell you something?

Me: Sure...?

Him: I don't know it is about your boobs but they just set me off..

Me: Oh... your scaring me so... I'm gonna leave now *walks away*

True story =__=

[xTUNERZx]

The wirdo: i got a steel rod right now (Boner)

Me: Looking at him weirdly and runs away True story...

[TheGoldrago]

The Girl: Don't my pants look like a penus?

Me: WTF are you saying your a fking girl!

[brittanyhampton123]

guy:can i have your baby

me:yea sure lol........wait wat wats wrong with u

[pikachugirlloves]

him: I love you

me: Oh i love u to as a friend right?

him: I want to f*** u

[TheRainbowTiger]

In Gay Club

Old Gay Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Me: Sure but I only am drinking Pepsi, I'm driving

Old Guy: Want to find out how well my 2nd cane can drive into your tunnel?

Then in shock I just walked away

[HeaSapphireRocker]

Me: and then it shot out. And whacked me in the ass

Middle brother: that's what he said

Eldest brother: she's talkin about when I shot my pellet gun an it bounced up and hit her ass.

Middle brother: oh, for a second I thought you were a sick bastard

[asianskullcandy]

LOOK AT MY MOUNT FUJI.

[Kevbawt]

I wanna just scrunch you in a little ball and shove you up my vagina 3

[theflubbytoilets1]

I want my stuff you told me I'd get now!

[samRAWRS]

*walking down hall, this guy i know points at my chest and says something*

*hanging out with friends(we're skipping class lol) and he shows up*

"hey, sam, yeah I was pointing at your shirt, not your boobs. I liked your shirt."

me: "uh......k"

[ThePeter296]

Man: i will rape u in your sleep

Man: I'll be waiting for you

[Bashfulemogirl]

Guy talking to girl

Guy: How big are you nipples?

Girl: WTF!?

[Monstermandyx6]

Your so cute ~

[BlowinBlue17]

Guy friend: I want to sell you to Africa as a sex slave.

Other guy friend: They got some big dicks down there.

First guy friend: -puts hood over me- DON'T BE ALARMED WE'RE JUST SELLING HER TO MEXICO.

Me: -screaming in Korean- ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU WANNA DIE?

2nd guy friend: -laughing his ass off-

True story O_O

[blazingangel908]

me:*talking with my friend then there's an akward silence*

random guy:*looks at me* So, what color are your tits?

The happened at school while I was waiting for my mom to pick me up, I'm black and the guy was filipeno

[blazingangel908]

me:*looking down at I-pod, then looks up and sees this big ass ship* HOLY SHIT, IT'S A HUGE SHIP!!!

guy friend: what? *looking down at his dick* where?

me:*look over then down at where he's looking then we both look up at each other*.............

guy friend/me:*bother start laughing out asses off*

[blazingangel908]

Guy friend:Hey [insert my name here] you have a really nice ass, could you stand in front of me?

me:NO

Guy friend:Please?

me:.............no

Guy friend:*to self* damn

[blazingangel908]

Guy friend: We're best friends right?

me:Yeah

Guy friend:Could you do me a favor?

me:Depends, what is it?

Guy friend:Could you suck my dick?

me:..........NO. Just, NO

Guy friend:*to self* damn

[firestar1721]

friend's friend: Oh so you got a gf now? yeah u got in the game score touch down!!!

friend:dude shes not my gf and we're underage idiot.

Me: O.o sicko

[blatianman]

girl:do u like me

guy:NO ur ugly

girl: i luv u

guy:i do 2

[karo120297]

Girl : can I lick your face 8)

Me: ......no and why Xp

Girl: IDk I just want too

[TheAnimeLuvr]

My friend said this while eating meat....STAB. STAB. STAB. ........wat was left....looked,like a murder scene....

[TheThebffshow]

Friend: i love math.... :)

Me: No shit your asian!

[MegaMusiclover125]

My friends grandma I a stripper 😣

[MaleahRene]

person- can i touch your eyes?

me-????

person- i meant!!!

me- *already far away*

[taiha99]

Guy: Can i feel your vagina?

Girl: Uhh no thank you.

Guy: Oh whatever Lemme rape you then.

Girl: Eww i am running away!

The end...

Me: I like turtles... FUCK YOU!

[obietheone2000]

I can hear it breathing. I said what.

[neonsquirrelz3]

my best friend once said to me "I wanna lick it." guess what she was talking about lol

[xCyanideSodax]

My mom told me she used to be a exotic dancer in order to pay off college....o.o

Yeah. true story....xD

[XxxMuseluverxxX]

Best friend: Im gonna rip her balls off and shove them down her throat! Me: What balls?. The ones on her face? :) Best friend: I would love it if she had balls on her face XD

[XxxMuseluverxxX]

Male friend: Just touch me, please! Me: Uh naw, do I look like Betty White?! (Some time later) Best friend: Hey, she said that she wants to rape your balls! Me: *pretends to nod and agree* Yep, its totally true! Same male friend: I would love that

[kidrider12]

Also he said to my friend The same thing to my friend too

[kidrider12]

This really happen Guy: Can I touch your hair. Me: heck no and go away freak Next day found out he is in my home room class

[TheYaoifangirlof1997]

one time this girl on my bus said- i love piss in my mouth

[SpaniishChiick1]

Guy: Heyyy your got a sexy figure

Me: Umm.... Thanks?

Guy: Wanna ditch and go somewhere... private?

Me: HELL NO!! *bitchslap*

Guy: FINNEE BUT DO YOU WANNA GO OUT?! (FAILLL)

[MunashiiHisakata]

I'm sitting in Spanish and this guy goes "Your pants are sexy."

Me: "Uhm..thanks?"

Guy: "Can I have them?"

Me: "Right now? Really you want me to take me pants off right now?"

Guy: "Yes."

[sydneyseahorse]

Some videos take a while to load on my computer so i think ill go reply to strange comments now ;)

[HeaSapphireRocker]

And another time I hit my sister in the chest and she grabbed her boobs saying "OH MY BALLS"

[HeaSapphireRocker]

One time at band camp my best friend screamed "THERES A PANDA IN UR PANTS!!"

[mmcneil32]

My bestfriend" Have you ever stuck your finger in your belly button and smelt it?"

Me" Uhhh...no"

My bestfriend"Do it now!!!"

[jilliMCRmy]

"well during a physical for guys they feel your testicles for lumps... but mine are perfect ;) "

[Jacelightwood101]

There is this year 7 at my school and he is really shirt and he wears this annoying white cap

Me:what no midget boy(and I took his hat)

Guy:give it back

Me:so I just bitched slapped him

Guy:when I was running away he slapped me on the ass

Me:I told this other year 7 and this is what he said

Id slap you on the ass but not saying that I would

[monicaanicholee]

"you wanna help me shave my nads?"

"um... no!" lol

[kindlady3]

"Will you go out with me?"

Lolz xD

[LeoniejtePietje]

Guy: are your boobs real?

Me: wtf. yes.

Guy: can I touch them?

Me: DUDE I'M FRIGGING FIFTEEN

Guy: so can I touch them?

[takumikun21]

One time this girl grabed a Klondike bar and sang to me in her version of a sexy voice, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

I looked at her and said, "Not you!"

[DoubleTapMyBrain]

Me- Hey man how's it going?

Guy i barely know- Fast and hard inside you (;

Me- STRANGER DANGER!

Guy- C'mon i want you (;

Me- Seriously pervert? Your 22. Fuck off!

Guy- Fine. Bye sexy.

Me- -.- Facebook, and Myspace really suck..

[bored1sm33]

nice ass :)

[iatezombie4breakfest]

I shaved my pubs the other day and now they look like hitlers mustache......

Me: I have a water gun

Girl: I want you to shoot it in my mouth

Me:THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[Zefhyra]

i was at a camp and some people in my group said the following:

Guy: What if your having sex with a girl and "boom" her period starts?

Girl (Counselor): Periods don't just start... they gradually begin.

All the girls in the group: BOOM, PERIOD!

That was our catch phrase the rest of the week.

[peruvianjapkenji95]

can i rape u

[bg420fl]

bro i have nothing to match the list you have potrayed...verygood

[WheeXwX]

dick machine 0-0..

[BFMV459]

my friend aske dme if ia shave dmy pubs

[MilliKataine]

My friend and I were having a conversation about Juicy Fruit today in class. Some guy who sat next to me looked at me and said in a really deep voice, "YOU CAN JUICE MY FRUIT."

me: o_e

[shaydannyable]

my frend said look at mi weener and then pointed to his... and they guys next to him looked down at it...

[isuke1382]

i like turtles :)

[Fullmetal1087]

A ghost raped a girl

[bluestarocks]

I'm hidding in ur pants XD

[nova945]

i has at school and said" go touch hers"

[Baileycakes143]

show me your gosh darn elbow!!!!

[xxxxbriaxxxx]

or one day when me and my friend were eating pickles and she said ''gawsh i remember when i choked on a pickle. my thought:thats sooo what she said lmao. and so i said ''haha oh really, how did that happen?'' and she said ''yeah! i sucked it and the juice got in my throat and i choked'' and so finally i said thats what she said!! LOL :)

[WhispererRose]

for a while as a joke, whenever i would IM my friend asking where they were, they'd say "look in your pants"

[TheDownxFall]

This is even more awkard just watching his reactions o_o

[peruvianjapkenji95]

my god sister: hey can I rape you I'll be gentle me: WTF D8 o_0 I'm only 15

[blueprincess45]

my guy friend: is is true that your balls explode if you dont cum

me: HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW IM A GIRL

[TasteForDisaster]

@blueprincess45 just an fyi... they don"t

[cookiesryummeh]

"Your hair looks good. Can I eat it?" I was like WTH?!!??!

[xXxemoXanimexXx2]

.. dammit my last comment was jacked up I mean he said tht his foot was gonna be up some guys ass and out tht guys mouth.. yeah I kinda found tht disturbing..

[xXxemoXanimexXx2]

The next thing you know my foots gonna be up your ass and out ur foot.. yeah my friend said tht when he got pissed at thig dude..

[1AsianBoii]

my freind sed "ow, my boobies

and this is a guy

[78violetfantic]

Me : *sitting on a bench reading* Random guy from class : " i'm gonna hit your g-spot so hard that i'll go deaf from you screaming so loud.'' Me: *sprays water on his face then leaves*

[Desi1204]

Have you considered spending the rest of your life with me, me:I don't kno you

[StephanieNguyenLmao]

I gave this guy a hug on the last day of school and he said "your hug gave me a boner" o.0

[HeaSapphireRocker]

One time me and my friend thought we were texting my cousin My friend: -text- hey Random: hi My friend: how are you Random: Horney. My friend: umm Random: can I see your pussy? My friend: -sends picture if my cat- there Random: can I see your boobs My brother: -takes the phone- ok I'm fucking 15 dumbass peodphile. And of you text me or my friend ever again I will hunt you fucking down and gut you with my sisters katana if the police can freaking find you. Random: ok Me: have a nice Life in hel

[Bradkalproductions]

I see so much pedophilia in these comments 0.0

[GirlSinger1000]

one day at REDS *flashback* Guy: U boobs are pretty big gah me:um ok wat do u want guy:just to touch u in all the wrong places me:ummmmmmm(i couldnt move) guy:do u like this(pushes me aainst wall holding him really close to me a lil to clos) me:can u get off of me plz guy:no i cant do that honey bear(starts woohooen me) me:get off of me >:O guy:(takes me to the back undresses me and starts umhumen me) me:*slaps* yep not my best experence considering im 16 and thats was this year

[Bradkalproductions]

@GirlSinger1000 I'd punch that guy then Id make it that he couldent have babys!

[K2stazh]

My teacher told me that i write like a boy T_T

[tifftang323]

The most disturbing thing anyone has ever said to me was when my former teacher said this thing that made me feel virbally raped!!! I was in the first grade!!! But I don't remember exactly what he said because i was too tromatized. I don't think that I slept that night... or the next few nights of that month.

[SmexySkillz]

After sex

Me " so do u have herpes too?"

Girl " wtf......O.O"

me " just Kiddding LOOL "

girl " slap"

[truechild4real]

he looks like jeremy in you're beautiful at some points....

[xxNoodleLoverxx]

Someone: Can you rape me

Me: NOOO YOUR SO RETARTED !!!!

[ladiiEnikii]

hahaha this is a funny video. xD a guy once asked me to watch him masturbate. D:

[halomaster22323]

Guy: You look so sexy that I want to tongue you & fuck you while you're have naked

Me: are you gay or something & HELL NO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX!!!

[blondechickxxxx]

'i wonder what an eye tastes like .. hey, can i lick yours ?'

and then i was pinned down and eye assaulted o.o 

[TheMadison011]

lick my bananas

[taylorweed109]

my  friend told me that she was going to take the widshield off her car and shove it up my butt while she read my diary if i didnt stop talking about anime so much... ._.

[kaylanieba]

one time when i was 8 my 6 year old cousin told me to lick his bananas, the worst thing was is that i was eating a banana while he said that to me

[Lovegirlteneille]

your pants makes you look like u have a penis

[xAlyssaRenae]

I told my guyfriend, when I got mad at him.. : You know that little slit on your penis ? Imagine a rough, crispy piece of paper sliding through it. oOoOoh papercut.

[brickstudios1000]

friend: RAPE ME. Just kidding

me: The f**ks wrong whith you! *walking away*

[CharlotteEnvy]

One time in science my teacher said 'Orgasm' instead of 'Organism'.

[sceneprincess117]

@CharlotteEnvy mine has too! ewwwwww

[LanceandTomo]

Me: hmmm... this is an awkwardly silent conversation

Guy: yeah... well, I was touching myself while thinking about you yesterday and decided to masturbate to the imagination of your boobs.

Me:......... uhm.......

other time

Me: so what's up?

Guy: I'm watching sexy anime girls fight! so much action.

Me: ew! well, so long as you aren't jacking off.

Guy: what do you think I mean by action?

Me: O_O"

[MrBigmoney0990]

@LanceandTomo OMG D; lol

[TehJuggalo93]

@LanceandTomo o.o

[tellyoumysadstory]

"lover"-drunken pussy's what I'm thinking

Me......*silence*......

[AhaMadeYouLook]

@tellyoumysadstory Hollywood Undead :D

[xXMintChocolateXx]

"i like math" loll xD

friend: can u plz send me a pic of ur boobs?

me: only if u send a pic of ur dick

loll i think my friend was serious but i was jk....

[78violetfantic]

guyfriend - do you like this feeling? me- ummm that's what he said ^__~

[MultiChanz]

LOL idk why ths bothers me so much but when ppl say let me see your feet wtf

[iMajOrViEt]

My friend said this to me during track , "Tht girl it so hot, I'd finger her so hard it would come out of her nose."

[xAznBubbleTeax]

guy friend:"she squeezes hard..."

Me: "...thats what she said :D"

[Nekoro35]

someone asked me, "when twins are born are they born with 2 testiciles each or 1?" then the person beside me said 1

[rockstar2988]

my asian friend said "omg ur soo cute that I just want to bite ur cheek, can I bite it" his face was right up against mine and we were in the cafeteria at skewl >.>

[RawRRR221]

The Most Disturbing Thing I've Ever Heard Is...

"Do Girls Have A Vagina Bone?"

[SkylerBitches]

LOL The most disturbing thing was when I seen a status thatt read "like this and I'll inbox you my weird habit ;D" so I did I got an inbox that read "Whenever I type or draw I always have to cup my right boob in my left hand for concentration" my reaction "can I help you concentrate?" xDDD

[russhenninger]

"I want my dick inside you; really, REALLY bad!" ~ Small town proverb

[kawaiikaew]

i find this video hard to masturbate to

[RubberPiggesAndGir]

my friend: you know that cheeto I gave you?

me: yeah why?

my friend: yeah..well I licked that.

[TheRoseOfSomeone]

When a guy pisses me off I tell him "I'm going to rip your dick off and shove it so far up your ass you'll be able to masturbate with your tongue....."

does that count? :)

[SerahChoi]

"the school should have a separate PE class for asians because all asians sucks at sports" That was said to my friend who's a korean when she got her face hit by the volleyball

[yentruoc8888]

wanna play who's in my mouth? Close your eyes and open your mouth!

[yentruoc8888]

I know you have a boyfriend but can I play with your boobs?

[Rainyday891]

dis is too good...

[78violetfantic]

1)

teacher- *mumbles random stuff* g-spot

boy- you have a g-spot, want me to find it?

me- (thinking-when you grow a dick) wtf no!

2) *at a school capming trip

friend- *pulls me on the wall* "do you like this feeling

me- uuuh no, can i leave now?

[booklover1425]

walked into class and heard someone yell "MY BOOBS KEEP VIBRATING"

[Nikkiaj96]

1) can i suck your nipples? (At lunch in a middle school cafeteria wtf)(boy says to me)

2) omg you make me puke up your nostrals (my freind is just slow sometimes)

So many damn parenthasieees!!!!!!!

[ndpatd]

(at a salsa dancing course)

"Hey, do you masturbate?"

[clobearrxx]

your hair is so cool!!! btw thats not a quote ;) xx

[Egirl01]

"I hope you get raped by a giant pie monster with a 12 foot penis"

That is what was said to me after I said I didn't like sweet potato pie :P

[urw0rththewait]

2:24 <3

[AnimeLoverOfTheYear]

I was scarred for life when someone asked me if I had a unicorn and if I knew how to ride it.

[selena4003]

@AnimeLoverOfTheYear Wow. That's a bad one....

[vaujor111]

my most disturbing commet would have to be, " Last night when you were sleeping you looked like an angel,oh and don't ,ind the spots on the the floor." I was weirded out

[vaujor111]

my most disturbing commet would have to be, " Last night when you were sleeping you looked like an angel,oh and don't ,ind the spots on the the floor."

[donteshuffle]

i think u got in my eye...

...thats wat she said...literally 

[TheXnarutardx]

"I love you" ... That makes one of us :l

[gentodentonoodles]

friend: how many times do you wipe your ass?

me: WTF!!!!!!!

[onehalfsoul]

"My cats face says no, but her purring says yes"

[gontiletti]

someone said "my penis is so long, when i put it on my keyboard, it reaches A-Z"

THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER!!!!

poor keyboard._.

[MapleRamen7]

MY DICK IS INVISIBLE!!!

[Asianstereo]

Can I put my fortune in your cookie?

[sagebasoma]

can i stick my finger in your ass?.....XD lolz i heard that in the hallway at school!

[SA0is0not0Special0A]

My friend said 'would you like pie UP YOUR ASS?' and I went 'no, i'd prefer it IN MY MOUTH'.

...that's what she said.

[Lilkaish17]

my friend was in an exam and she told me that this teacher we call miss saggy ;) was standing there watching her so i was like: i bet she milked herself and wanted you to have a little taste! :L and then i was like: nah i bet you wanted to suck her dry :P

[EmoChimp1]

@Lilkaish17

I was the Friend ...

Ewww miss saggy - I can never ever look at her the same again -,-

[lovableenough]

on youtube wit my bro who is 7 XD bro: hey,do you watch porn? me:wat?! Bro:would u tell if i told u i have? Me: *silence*......no Bro:well i have. Me:when/ Bro:today when u were playing out. Me:umm ok Bro: do you want me to show you the porn site :). Me:ummmm no Bro:plzzzzz Me:no *5 mins later* Bro:go on youtube. Me:kk Bro:type in porn on da search... Me: -_-"

[GreyValkyrie76]

one day at school during a yo mamma fight......*flashback*

me: well if your mom lets me come inside this time...

Friend:wo wo wo wat du say cupcake?!!D:<

me:..your house?

friend:Oh.....well then i'll come in your mom's......house too

me:HEY!!! if i wanted my own come back, i would've wiped it off your mom's chin this mourning

[cLoudofamazingness]

ah, i was over my friends house one time and he said " you know, some other kid who i had over showed me his p3n1s. you know, i was playing WoW, and he just pulled it out, and i was like 'Yo buddy, PUT THAT SHIT AWAY', you know?" i was somewhere between saying you were fail-raped and laughing fucking ass off.

[kpopaddict1998]

Friend: Dude, Your boobs are not jiggling

Me: Why are you looking at them?

Friend: Aren't you dancing??

Me: PERVERT!

[ChibiVietGirl]

Person: I wanna feel your boobies...XD

Me: I wanna feel my hand on your face! -.-"

[LilDInuankik2]

Me: Don't Hate on my Fluffy dinosaur!

Friend:Don't hate MASTURBATE!

*Awkward silences*

Friend:Sam Why is your dick so small?

Me:Because it doesn't want to show itself to you, it fairs you so it only show's some.

Friend:EwD;

Me:Newb!

[kittyRAWRz47]

friend: hey

me: hey

friend: *puts arms around my waist i wanna rape u so bad

me: *leaves....

[Lphams2]

i like math

No shit ur asian

[theoriginalmacles]

"I love math"

"No shit, your Asian"

LMAO.

I only laughed at that one.

Until I heard the one about evil dumps.

[MyLawu]

Gosh man, my toe smells like an elephants butt that was lit on fire.

[karatekid264]

Freind: Hey want to be pen15 im pen 14 :D

Me: Shure if i can borrow your juguler. 

[dollyrules101]

i made that on my head

[DarkBloodVamp1]

friend=> "I'm gonna cut ur ass up then use ur blood as lubricant to rape u to death!"

me=> O.O' ... what the hell? r u gay or somethin?

[msaweomeness]

me and my friend where messin around and she knowsi like this one dude and she txted him this(how big is ur *whoo hoo* in inchs) i flipped out praying he would respond!! guess what he did and he was like y dont u come over and see then he did a an XD thingy! i was like wtf !!! yup thats my story. I <3 YOU SHIMMY!!!

[msaweomeness]

@msaweomeness

[Finaljudgement232]

Girl: Your boxer had a nice smell.

Me: I had no boxers today... Wait did you fuc*ing take mine?

[TamekaAngel08]

WTF!

[kevinn408]

i love math, no shit ur asain

[HaleyLuvsTomKaulitz]

Me: If I died!? What wud you do?

My boyfriend: have the best sex EVER without hurting you.you virgin asshole :)

[renjiluvah]

my guyfriend says to me

"u have approxiamately 364 bones in ur body, do u want anotha one??"

[clipperthepenguin]

phrase => dude it was like a moist crusty cuntscab down there

[oddy128]

the friend:im going to cut off your head and fuck your throat hole.... to far?

[oddy128]

im going to cut off your head and fuck your throat hole.... to far?

[gdragonanddanny]

at 3:03 it looks like his pointing to his boner!

[AmandaLynnCorkum]

I have two..

The first is: "I want something in my mouth."

My friend said this the other day and I also said it a while back, but I was referring to some gum.

The second is (from a girl friend): "Oh, are you guys (boyfriend and me) fucking? If so can I watch?"

-_-

[ASIANERDful]

my math teacher says: i like to squirt O______o..

[DeSdEmOnIa13]

gay friend: they come in all sizes! big, small, medium. know what I mean? me: that's what she said. him: no. that's what I said ;O