AskLaneyRebuttalVideo

[laneychase]

this obviously is stupid cuz he never actually masterbated in the video

[Kindofshyness]

Oh, and sorry for spamming your comments but, THE MASTURBATION MADE ME DO IT. Oh and the typos were because of masturbation, too. It didn't have anything to do with me being really tired, I swear.

[Kindofshyness]

9:19: "HE SAID TO KEEP MASTURBATING HE MUST BE CRAZY." Uh, No that is your opinion versus his that doesn't make him crazy. So I ask *you* would a person who was thinking normally post a video circling random things on pictures and calling it proof? Yeah, they would because it is their opinion. Like masturbation being okay is his. "YEAH BUT LOOK HIS SHOULDERS ARE UN-LEVEL" He leaned sideways and you took a screen cap.

[Kindofshyness]

8:16, "IF EYE BUT THIS GIANT EYEBALL HERE, IT MAKE IT TRUE." I'm not even going to touch that. 8:47 "IT MADE HIS HEAD FLAT" Uh, You can't change the bone structure of some ones head. "But it changes the muscles in your head." I don't know much about that, I DO know however that most *real* researchers have made a point that it is harmless. I do also know for a fact that it will not change your personality, or emotional ability.

[Kindofshyness]

5:53 "LOOK HIS MOUTH IS OPEN" You just took a screen shot of him with his mouth open while he was talking. "But, His tongue is out of his mouth" What? That doesn't even make in damn sense. 7:29 "HIS EYE GOT BIGGER" No, it didn't. He looks at the camera with both eyes and turns his head for the left, too. Not that it matter because bigger eyes don't make you need to turn your head to look at things.

[Kindofshyness]

4:25, "LOOK AT THIS ARROW, PROOF" Uh no, it really doesn't look diffrent. For a serious experiment you should have shown a whole body shot of Laney. That way we know it isn't something else or a existing condition. "BUT HIS HEAD CHANGED" He is just looking to one side, of course that side is going to look smaller.

[Kindofshyness]

2:48: "If I am correct then his shoulder should shrink" Uh, even if that was true then it would happen so fast. If you wanted to run a expiriment you should have gotten a control group and good body shots of a BEFORE and AFTER the tests were run "BUT, LOOK I HAVE PICTURES!" That is just him leaning to one side...

[Kindofshyness]

1:47: "Instead of giving proof, I'm going to say happeh theory, thirty more times and act like I just gave some kind of actual evidence to support my claims."

[Kindofshyness]

1:29 Pffft... But, What does modern western medicine know? Shit like this is ridiculous people. It will not make you blind or crippled. COMMON SENSE, IT REALLY ISN'T HARD.

[27091991]

your theory will aaaaallllways stay as a theory

[azura87]

*Fail

[usawanker]

What happens if you masturbate with both hands?

[happeh]

Have you ever tried? Most people cannot seriously masturbate with both hands. They might be able to make themselves ejaculate with both hands, but they won't be able to use both hands for an hour long session. One hand will get weak and turn to rubber.

[piggyboy67]

You keep forgetting to mention (everytime you say that the face is smaller on one side) that their ear dropped off. That must be a side effect of the masturbation. Of course if anyone points out that the person has his head at an angle that would ruin a portion of your theory. This is amazingly ignorant information.

[happeh]

Yes I have ignored the ears in most videos up to now. Masturbation causes the ears to pull in tight to the head. Thank you for pointing that out.

[mrmanny09]

Ok Happe(homo), when you analyzed his face, with the two halves of the oval, that should not count. His face was at an angle to the camera. logic, not science as you have decided to ignore modern science, would dictate that if an object is angled in relation to a point of reference, then that object will not appear perfectly symmetrical.

[brandon9271]

dude.. the video is a joke.. I can't believe you took it seriously..

[happeh]

This is the most common comment on all Happeh Theory videos. You are correct. A photo of something at an angle will cut off parts of the object. What you and others do not consider though, is the fact that if you take a crooked object, photograph it at an angle which produces a crooked photo, the object in the photo is not crooked because of the photo. The object really is crooked. There may be added crookedness because of the photo angle, but the object itself really is crooked.

[cOo0pie]

biggest load of bullsh*t I've ever seen, you can't change the bone structure of someone's head by masturbation, any one who believes this obviously has some skull structure problems of their own.

[happeh]

Sir. You are correct to a point. It isn't possible to change the bones structure of someone's head. So instead of attacking me, use the brain that helped you figure out bones can't change, and look for the obvious answer..........If the bones can't change size, then it must be the musculature and other soft tissue of the head that changes size, musn't it?....Why is that so hard to accept? Muscles all over the body change size. Why not the muscles on the head?

[monkfg]

The face-sied-shrinkage depends on the observers perspective :P, but I agree that too much asymmetrical masturbation can change your body posture.

[lemonbro]

What does Happeh Theory say will happen if you get a handjob from someone else? Or if you give handjobs? Do a video on that.

[happeh]

A handjob from someone else is better than your own handjob. It is still not as good as oral sex, anal sex, or vaginal sex for an obvious reason........Someone's hand can only form a half circle. The mouth, the anus, and the vagina are all full circles....Someone's hand can only handjob part of your penis, which will make only part of your body grow. Anal, oral, and vaginal sex work the full circle of your penis, so your entire body grows.

[sxeshoryuken]

Where were you guys before I did that experiment?

Now I realize that I'm in big trouble.

[pubtor]

AskLaney got pwned!

[Normanczek]

Wow, this is pretty good observation.

[TuluzSrebrov]

masturbation is GAY!