@Xgya2000 since 99.9999% of people don't know the etymology of "Armageddon", they understand it as a term referring to the end of the world and as such, yes, it's pretty scary to think that your world would be radically turned upside down with wars and destruction.
@TeesByTruthSurge No, god NEVER revealed himself personally to any other people except for the Isrealities in the Old Testament. Every other culture had to accept their word on it, or be put to the sword. I'm saying if god really did disapprove of the actions of these other people, why did he not reveal himself personally like he did to the Jews, and let them know that he was the one and only god? Sounds to me like a big fat excuse to go to war and take land and possessions. Just like now!
I've actually heard an apology for all of God's killing in the Bible. They say "that those nations were being punished for human sacrifice and other greivous sins." Ok. So the best way god could come up with to spread his message was to reveal himself to ONE group of people, then everyone else is supposed to take their word on it? Why didn't god reveal himself to those other nations if he so dissaproved of their actions? The "we have the truth" method didn't work then and it still doesn't today.
God made Everything in only 6 days, causing cerebral hemmorage, resulting in bloodthirsty insanity, leading him to end his killing with a spectacular crucifixion of hisself to lay a massive guilttrip on everyone, then sat back and watched his human creation kill each other. He went insane alrighty!
@727Phoenix actually, I have the beginnings of a short story or novella that is very similar to this idea. I just can't get to writing anymore. doing vids and trying to scrounge up $ to pay bills. I gotta get job! haha
@TruthSurge And I've gotta organize my new life! I don't know if what I've been through has led to brain-damage or what. But I'm gonna talk to my wife about me having at least 1 hour from home to write, daily. No internet no distractions no interruptions. That and other things I gotta change. I havent done art or writing in years! Shit!!!
@727Phoenix It's good to set aside some you time. I'm about ready for some pay time. GRRRRR. I'm going to shave and go out and fill out some apps. There's nothing around here tho except manual labor and fast food. It's really a cultural desert here. well, good luck!
One of the best vids ive ever watched! How can all these christians keep worshipping this monster...I think it's because there scared of the fear that's been placed upon them and can't rise above the flames! One day maybe all
eyes will be opened and seek truth instead of false promises, fear, and lies. Keep up the great vids you rock!
thanks a lot! I think you are right. Fear, peer pressure, logical fallacy of thinking that if millions believe it must have some validity, etc. And don't forget pure ignorance. They mostly have not read the Bible. They don't know a lot of the horrible things in there.
@benji276289 And I think Santa Claus is more believable because he only flies around the world in 24 hours. He didn't create a universe then drown little babies to start over with the world.
well, for starters, the continents broke apart and that allowed people to live up north in the snow where all that hate and burnt sacrifices didn't help too much. heheheheh THen, those people in the snow had nothing to do outside so they began to think more and got smarter faster and formed advanced civilizations while the rest of the world was murdering their children to appease the gods. Well, maybe.
An alien race came to earth about 600 CE and one of their kids did a prank and fooled Mohammed into thinking he was hearing god tell him stuff and so he wrote the Quran. A terrible prank but yeah, that's what happened.
What really happened is that Muhammed wrote the Quran and based much of it on the Jewish OT. Then to get his new cult off the ground, he gathered some cronies together and went around threatening people and promising 72 virgins and such. Religions come and go. Some stick around longer than others, that's all.
The gospel of Mark was written intentionally as a piece of fiction. I think it was someone honing their writing skills by doing what they did then which was merging many stories into one. Homer, the old testament, Jesus, all wrapped into one tale.
I know that a lot of even the OT is copied from pre-existing sources. Some of the proverbs come from an Egyptian document called the Instruction of Amenemope and probably tons of others. But were those others "books". :) hehehe The Bible as a collection is probably the first horror story as a novel-type book. But not the first horror story ever. Gilgamesh, Hammurabi, all those cats prob had barbaric stuff.
yep. I tried this pgm to disable them programatically but it didn't work so I just left them disabled. Already hit by one vote-bot. But you can give me a 5 star comment. :) thanks.
And THAT is why the early Jews wrote it. To scare the populace into control. What child would hit their dad knowing that god commanded them to be stoned for so doing? And to think witches were burned in Europe even as recently as 200 years ago. Unbelievable.
Reminds me of that one time I found a copy of the bible in the "Christian Fiction" section of a bookstore...no wait I lied. I saw it on a demotivational picture. But it was still hilarious.
they should definitly make a horror film, "God's true face." Where he reveals himself and starts killing one by one like a slasher movie and then some one will defeat God for good.
Thanks! Yeah, I was only using common language more or less to match the "bear" part but thanks for the info. Never apologize for pointing out something wrong! How else would the guy know his pants are unzipped? hehehe
This is SICK!!! Mad skills!!! You point out all the facts I believe that are contradicting. Yeah, you should definitely make a flask cartoon and illustrate this! It will be bomb!!!
TruthSurge!!! This is just way too damn funny! You crack me up! Thanks man, keep them coming!
DaddyBare2002: Did you really mean to spell it DaddyBear? Because when I see DaddyBare, I think of a perverted man standing nude over his trembling 8 year old daughter. Do you have an education at all? You sound like you are a HS drop out. Xtians depict gawd with human characteristics, I don't think it's blasphemous for TS to do the same, after all EVERYTHING he used in the vid comes from the bible!
Thanks, alpmc4. Yes, that is the frightening part. Every last thing in this and part 1 come directly from the Bible. What a book. To think that over 2,000,000,000 (that's 2 BILLION) people claim to believe it.
Ohhh, WOWZERS!!! Even after experiencing your sickness first hand, this mockery is UNBELIEVABLE!!! However, the Creator {the One Who "doesn't exist", ya know} will handle you, quite efficiently. Just a note to anyone you allow to see this, though ~ you, now, demnstrated that you KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about BLASPHEMY, HELL; or, several other things you've mentioned in your "masterpiece", here; but, of course, *I* discovered your TOTAL lack of knowledge with your refusal to answer ANY questions.
DaddyBare2002: Why don't you ask a question about this vid? A specific question? Are you afraid to ask a question here in public where everyone can see? I won't hold my breath.
Ohhh, absolutely, NOT ~ As I said in my private attemptsw to discuss things with you ~ I was doing that ONLY in order to TRY to keep from EMBARASSING you in public any more than YOU have, already done. Anyway, no QUESTION is necessary. The old adaqe of "It's better to be quiet and be THOUGHT a FOOL than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" applies to you fabulously. You've, already, PROVEN your satanism and ignorance.
Speaking of keeping your mouth shut, is that why your first private message to me was so lengthy it would have taken me 20 min just to read? Despite the convoluted rambling and personal attacks.
Ask a question. Come on. Jump right in with a question. I will only answer it. How bad can that be?
no you dont know anything about the bible because you are reading it literally( at least the Old Testement)...yea thats my ?, when did God ever kill(besides natural death, i mean for punishment) anyone in the NEW testement
OH BOY, the three year old has commented again! Your grammar skills and breadth of knowledge are simply bewildering! At least you didn't call me a pedophile in this comment like you did on my guitar lesson vid.
Oh, an example of God killing someone in the NT? Didn't you watch part 1? Annanias and Saphira. Axed. Dead. Gone. God did it. But I wouldn't expect a three year old to have read the Bible.
I just could'nt resist! DaddyBare, how old are you? You sound like a child! I have known TruthSurge for many years now! There is not a xtian ALIVE that knows more about the bible and it's origin than TruthSurge!! None of YOU could possibly embarrass him with any question or presumed knowledge! You won't ask questions because you're all cowards! There's only one uneducated bare fool posting here!
(like a child) I double dog dare you to embarrass TruthSurge!
well, child ~ I don't, really, NEED to embarass him. THAT he does quite eloquently, himself ~ as I see YOU do, as well. In the private message referred to, I had asked him NUMEROUS questions and he FLATLY REFUSED TO ANSWER A SINGLE ONE ONE OF THEM. They were, perhaps, the SIMPLEST of questions but he couldn't handle them and had to manufacture his "convoluted" BS to accuse me of in order to make himself feel better about his IGNORANCE. *YOU* NEED TO GET OUT MORE if you think he knows anything!!!
Is this the best you have? Like your pal BareDaddy, you lack the intelligence to respond in a civil, lucid manner. Both of you are cowards!!!!! Ask the man a question! How hard can that be for you?? I know you won't ask questions because you know you can't defend your bybull!And, like all xtians, you can't think or speak for yourselves! I also think, based on your comments, that your both very young and uneducated.
Someone should make a flash cartoon to this, would be awesome! I can picture Satan in my head :D Too bad I don't have any talent at all when it comes to making flash cartoons :(
hahahha thanks. I just whipped it together after reading other people's ideas on another site. My fav part is God getting so excited about torturing everyone in hell.
This Satan sounds like a sniveling, groveling, annoying crybaby version of the Saddam character from South Park's "Bigger, Longer and Uncut."
EdM021 6 days ago
7:26 What's scary about "Armageddon"?
I mean, its basically Har Meggiddo, or Mount Meggiddo
Are people nowadays scared of mountains even when there aren't burning bushes in front of them?
Xgya2000 6 months ago
@Xgya2000 since 99.9999% of people don't know the etymology of "Armageddon", they understand it as a term referring to the end of the world and as such, yes, it's pretty scary to think that your world would be radically turned upside down with wars and destruction.
TruthSurge 6 months ago
@TeesByTruthSurge No, god NEVER revealed himself personally to any other people except for the Isrealities in the Old Testament. Every other culture had to accept their word on it, or be put to the sword. I'm saying if god really did disapprove of the actions of these other people, why did he not reveal himself personally like he did to the Jews, and let them know that he was the one and only god? Sounds to me like a big fat excuse to go to war and take land and possessions. Just like now!
TempleofInanna 10 months ago
I've actually heard an apology for all of God's killing in the Bible. They say "that those nations were being punished for human sacrifice and other greivous sins." Ok. So the best way god could come up with to spread his message was to reveal himself to ONE group of people, then everyone else is supposed to take their word on it? Why didn't god reveal himself to those other nations if he so dissaproved of their actions? The "we have the truth" method didn't work then and it still doesn't today.
TempleofInanna 10 months ago
in fact it really pisses me off lol
illyas1 1 year ago
@illyas1 hehehe
TruthSurge 1 year ago
God made Everything in only 6 days, causing cerebral hemmorage, resulting in bloodthirsty insanity, leading him to end his killing with a spectacular crucifixion of hisself to lay a massive guilttrip on everyone, then sat back and watched his human creation kill each other. He went insane alrighty!
727Phoenix 1 year ago
@727Phoenix actually, I have the beginnings of a short story or novella that is very similar to this idea. I just can't get to writing anymore. doing vids and trying to scrounge up $ to pay bills. I gotta get job! haha
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TruthSurge And I've gotta organize my new life! I don't know if what I've been through has led to brain-damage or what. But I'm gonna talk to my wife about me having at least 1 hour from home to write, daily. No internet no distractions no interruptions. That and other things I gotta change. I havent done art or writing in years! Shit!!!
727Phoenix 1 year ago
@727Phoenix It's good to set aside some you time. I'm about ready for some pay time. GRRRRR. I'm going to shave and go out and fill out some apps. There's nothing around here tho except manual labor and fast food. It's really a cultural desert here. well, good luck!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
One of the best vids ive ever watched! How can all these christians keep worshipping this monster...I think it's because there scared of the fear that's been placed upon them and can't rise above the flames! One day maybe all
eyes will be opened and seek truth instead of false promises, fear, and lies. Keep up the great vids you rock!
jamie30701 1 year ago
thanks a lot! I think you are right. Fear, peer pressure, logical fallacy of thinking that if millions believe it must have some validity, etc. And don't forget pure ignorance. They mostly have not read the Bible. They don't know a lot of the horrible things in there.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Ha! Another one to laugh at! Thanks. (:
xochelsea08 2 years ago
God sounds very suspiciously like Santa Claus
benji276289 2 years ago
@benji276289 And I think Santa Claus is more believable because he only flies around the world in 24 hours. He didn't create a universe then drown little babies to start over with the world.
TruthSurge 2 years ago
How did we ever progress past the bronze age?
Zuul030 2 years ago
well, for starters, the continents broke apart and that allowed people to live up north in the snow where all that hate and burnt sacrifices didn't help too much. heheheheh THen, those people in the snow had nothing to do outside so they began to think more and got smarter faster and formed advanced civilizations while the rest of the world was murdering their children to appease the gods. Well, maybe.
TruthSurge 2 years ago
Then how do you explain the Muslims? :D
Zuul030 2 years ago
An alien race came to earth about 600 CE and one of their kids did a prank and fooled Mohammed into thinking he was hearing god tell him stuff and so he wrote the Quran. A terrible prank but yeah, that's what happened.
TruthSurge 2 years ago
Huh. Interesting Hypothesis.
Much like Xenu and Scientology.
Zuul030 2 years ago
What really happened is that Muhammed wrote the Quran and based much of it on the Jewish OT. Then to get his new cult off the ground, he gathered some cronies together and went around threatening people and promising 72 virgins and such. Religions come and go. Some stick around longer than others, that's all.
TruthSurge 2 years ago
TruthSurge...any chance of you getting your own program on Fox News channel? Would give me a reason to watch that channel.
benji276289 2 years ago
@benji276289 yeah, that will happen! Just hold your breath! hahahha
TruthSurge 2 years ago
We didn't have nukes!!!!
taoism23 2 years ago
If you think about it, The Bible makes for a pretty good drama and fiction book.
TheScout91 2 years ago
The gospel of Mark was written intentionally as a piece of fiction. I think it was someone honing their writing skills by doing what they did then which was merging many stories into one. Homer, the old testament, Jesus, all wrapped into one tale.
TruthSurge 2 years ago
Yeah, you are right!! God is a f.u.c.k.i.n Bastard. Well he doesn't exist.
saaitar 2 years ago
actually the Bible was not the first horror story ever written as the Sumerian texts predate the Torah by a couple thousand years.
GnikNusEht 2 years ago
What horrors are found within those texts?
TruthSurge 2 years ago
the foundation for Genesis, almost verbatim in some instances...
GnikNusEht 2 years ago
I know that a lot of even the OT is copied from pre-existing sources. Some of the proverbs come from an Egyptian document called the Instruction of Amenemope and probably tons of others. But were those others "books". :) hehehe The Bible as a collection is probably the first horror story as a novel-type book. But not the first horror story ever. Gilgamesh, Hammurabi, all those cats prob had barbaric stuff.
TruthSurge 2 years ago
Ultimate thing! 10 star from 5! Those creative comments besides the pure checklist ignited this :)
gagnashdiak 2 years ago
EPIC
TheScout91 2 years ago
thanks!
TruthSurge 2 years ago
No prob man. This thing is the SHIT! This would rank number 3 in my "Top Ten Funniest Moments of All Time"
TheScout91 2 years ago
hehe it is ridiculous. God making a checklist of death. hehehe Then he gets ticked and sends Satan to hell! hah
TruthSurge 2 years ago
I mean seriously, there would probably not be another funnier "God's Checklist" than this one right here.
TheScout91 2 years ago
hehe I tried to make it like he was just so uncaring about it. Afterthoughts. I scripted it but read it like he was just winging it. hehe
TruthSurge 2 years ago
haha this was epic awesomeness.
jamie30701 2 years ago
thanks!
TruthSurge 2 years ago
shame you disabled the ratings, i would give you five stars. Fave and subscribed!
timtheloner 2 years ago
yep. I tried this pgm to disable them programatically but it didn't work so I just left them disabled. Already hit by one vote-bot. But you can give me a 5 star comment. :) thanks.
TruthSurge 2 years ago
Scary shit.
ImPotatoes 3 years ago
And THAT is why the early Jews wrote it. To scare the populace into control. What child would hit their dad knowing that god commanded them to be stoned for so doing? And to think witches were burned in Europe even as recently as 200 years ago. Unbelievable.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
lmao brilliant
shubidubar 3 years ago
hehe thanks! I had big fun doing it.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
The Bible is the greatest horror book ever written!
TheAgnosticAspie 3 years ago 2
And it's the best-selling book ever written, too! Man, can you imagine the royalty checks on that one? hehe
TruthSurge 3 years ago
Reminds me of that one time I found a copy of the bible in the "Christian Fiction" section of a bookstore...no wait I lied. I saw it on a demotivational picture. But it was still hilarious.
MarlinBeta 3 years ago
Most of the Bible stories are fiction. Time is uncovering that fact.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
God=best villain ever.
RebirthedKarma 3 years ago
WORST villain. :) Or, best at being bad! Wouldn't it make a scary horror movie?
TruthSurge 3 years ago
there was Scary Movie.
why not God Movie?
AutonoAnarch 3 years ago
Just when you thought it was safe to pray....,
duh duh duh duh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHGGHHGGHG!
hehehe
TruthSurge 3 years ago
they should definitly make a horror film, "God's true face." Where he reveals himself and starts killing one by one like a slasher movie and then some one will defeat God for good.
timtheloner 2 years ago 2
ROFL! I can't stop laughin .......
SethVincent 3 years ago
thanks. I think part 2 is better than part 1.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
Hilarious !!!!! Great Part 2
SethVincent 3 years ago
"Yeah bitches you're on the list!" hahaha
angelxtreme6 3 years ago 5
Thanks! Yeah, I was only using common language more or less to match the "bear" part but thanks for the info. Never apologize for pointing out something wrong! How else would the guy know his pants are unzipped? hehehe
TruthSurge 3 years ago
06:28 -- God's Canadian eh?
sy1234 3 years ago
Might be. hehe But he doesn't say about as "aboot" so I'm not so sure he is Canadian. hehe
TruthSurge 3 years ago
This is SICK!!! Mad skills!!! You point out all the facts I believe that are contradicting. Yeah, you should definitely make a flask cartoon and illustrate this! It will be bomb!!!
tamiher01 3 years ago
thanks! i prob won't do it but maybe someone else with more animation skills can.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
TruthSurge!!! This is just way too damn funny! You crack me up! Thanks man, keep them coming!
DaddyBare2002: Did you really mean to spell it DaddyBear? Because when I see DaddyBare, I think of a perverted man standing nude over his trembling 8 year old daughter. Do you have an education at all? You sound like you are a HS drop out. Xtians depict gawd with human characteristics, I don't think it's blasphemous for TS to do the same, after all EVERYTHING he used in the vid comes from the bible!
alpmc4 3 years ago
Thanks, alpmc4. Yes, that is the frightening part. Every last thing in this and part 1 come directly from the Bible. What a book. To think that over 2,000,000,000 (that's 2 BILLION) people claim to believe it.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
Ohhh, WOWZERS!!! Even after experiencing your sickness first hand, this mockery is UNBELIEVABLE!!! However, the Creator {the One Who "doesn't exist", ya know} will handle you, quite efficiently. Just a note to anyone you allow to see this, though ~ you, now, demnstrated that you KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about BLASPHEMY, HELL; or, several other things you've mentioned in your "masterpiece", here; but, of course, *I* discovered your TOTAL lack of knowledge with your refusal to answer ANY questions.
DaddyBare2002 3 years ago
DaddyBare2002: Why don't you ask a question about this vid? A specific question? Are you afraid to ask a question here in public where everyone can see? I won't hold my breath.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
Ohhh, absolutely, NOT ~ As I said in my private attemptsw to discuss things with you ~ I was doing that ONLY in order to TRY to keep from EMBARASSING you in public any more than YOU have, already done. Anyway, no QUESTION is necessary. The old adaqe of "It's better to be quiet and be THOUGHT a FOOL than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" applies to you fabulously. You've, already, PROVEN your satanism and ignorance.
DaddyBare2002 3 years ago
Speaking of keeping your mouth shut, is that why your first private message to me was so lengthy it would have taken me 20 min just to read? Despite the convoluted rambling and personal attacks.
Ask a question. Come on. Jump right in with a question. I will only answer it. How bad can that be?
TruthSurge 3 years ago
no you dont know anything about the bible because you are reading it literally( at least the Old Testement)...yea thats my ?, when did God ever kill(besides natural death, i mean for punishment) anyone in the NEW testement
coolliger 3 years ago
OH BOY, the three year old has commented again! Your grammar skills and breadth of knowledge are simply bewildering! At least you didn't call me a pedophile in this comment like you did on my guitar lesson vid.
Oh, an example of God killing someone in the NT? Didn't you watch part 1? Annanias and Saphira. Axed. Dead. Gone. God did it. But I wouldn't expect a three year old to have read the Bible.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
"the NEW testement"
Oh the version after god changed his mind!
God got it wrong first time, well second time too.
Polygamy4Five 3 years ago
If you have to rewrite your book. It must of not been good in the first place.
Snuvs 2 years ago
Referring to the New Testament.
Snuvs 2 years ago
I just could'nt resist! DaddyBare, how old are you? You sound like a child! I have known TruthSurge for many years now! There is not a xtian ALIVE that knows more about the bible and it's origin than TruthSurge!! None of YOU could possibly embarrass him with any question or presumed knowledge! You won't ask questions because you're all cowards! There's only one uneducated bare fool posting here!
(like a child) I double dog dare you to embarrass TruthSurge!
alpmc4 3 years ago 2
well, child ~ I don't, really, NEED to embarass him. THAT he does quite eloquently, himself ~ as I see YOU do, as well. In the private message referred to, I had asked him NUMEROUS questions and he FLATLY REFUSED TO ANSWER A SINGLE ONE ONE OF THEM. They were, perhaps, the SIMPLEST of questions but he couldn't handle them and had to manufacture his "convoluted" BS to accuse me of in order to make himself feel better about his IGNORANCE. *YOU* NEED TO GET OUT MORE if you think he knows anything!!!
DaddyBare2002 3 years ago
your an idiot that needs to just go cut himself and stop talking about things you know nothing about.
coolliger 3 years ago
Is this the best you have? Like your pal BareDaddy, you lack the intelligence to respond in a civil, lucid manner. Both of you are cowards!!!!! Ask the man a question! How hard can that be for you?? I know you won't ask questions because you know you can't defend your bybull!And, like all xtians, you can't think or speak for yourselves! I also think, based on your comments, that your both very young and uneducated.
alpmc4 3 years ago 5
My bad! My previous comment is meant for DaddyBear2002 only!
alpmc4 3 years ago
This is great! Very accurate description, too.
Someone should make a flash cartoon to this, would be awesome! I can picture Satan in my head :D Too bad I don't have any talent at all when it comes to making flash cartoons :(
laffer35 3 years ago
Well, if anyone wants to do that, they have my full permission (as long as they don't sell it or try to make $ from it).
It would be cool. hehe I do some Flash but my drawing skills aren't too hot.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
Again 5 stars! Nice Sound...Epic!
Dutchdrummer99 3 years ago
thanks.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
hahahha thanks. I just whipped it together after reading other people's ideas on another site. My fav part is God getting so excited about torturing everyone in hell.
TruthSurge 3 years ago
Fantastic!! I love your devil!!
farvision 3 years ago
roflmao...love it ... 5/5 and favoured
SuperFlyNB 3 years ago
and shared too...
SuperFlyNB 3 years ago