omg watch this and I can guarantee you will pee your pans --- anyone that knows me personally I am just like peanut I mean really i think I even talk like peanut and I am just as crazy as peanut is
When I was younger, my parents had told me that Santa didn't exist. "So, who cares?" I said to them. But about a month afterwards they had told me that Peanut was just a puppet and not a real person... I cried all night and day.
!!!!!!!!!!! OMG i always watch this when i have a bad dayand today is one of those days! :/ of course my parents are going to take care of it tomorow :)
The awkward moment when you have realize you have no chance of having a "top comment" cuz the people who DO have "top comments" have too many "thumbs up"!
wow, i love jeff, but he's really "cool", js... he drives a powder blue prius, he has a 3lb chihuahua, his car has pretty christmas decorations on it, he makes a living with dolls, he's gay...no jk he no gay
lol!!! 5:17
torresmark16 19 hours ago
Peanut: Cuz I'm your pal
Jeff: Thank you
Peanut: So i'm concerned
memacky1998 4 days ago
24 people are DUNHAMS!!
toughmonkey17 4 days ago
I always forget Peanut isn't real!!!!!
toughmonkey17 4 days ago
EVERYONE SHOULD GO VISIT JEFAFA dunHAM dot com
mrdcfan1996 6 days ago in playlist JEFF DUNHAM STUFF!
peanut rocks always lmfao when i listen to him
Rosie6321 1 week ago
i love it!
TheGabbygray 1 week ago
am i pissin u ofafa lolXD
MyRandomCupcakes 1 week ago
omg watch this and I can guarantee you will pee your pans --- anyone that knows me personally I am just like peanut I mean really i think I even talk like peanut and I am just as crazy as peanut is
supersunshine451 1 week ago
When I was younger, my parents had told me that Santa didn't exist. "So, who cares?" I said to them. But about a month afterwards they had told me that Peanut was just a puppet and not a real person... I cried all night and day.
CelticKamikaze 1 week ago
hes so good at this i actually think they are real :O
Clairelover23 1 week ago
i love this video it is so funny lol XD
catwoman1011 1 week ago
peanut is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coolguy77123 1 week ago 8
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the same guy, got both top comments, both with the same sentence, both a month ago, and then almost the same amount of likes on both of them……wtf?
327bran 1 week ago
Jeff is fucking sexy.
Executus300 2 weeks ago
HEEEYYYYYY.....HE MAKE I FUN OUR CAR!!! HE SAY IT GAY. it no gay, HE GAY. let's get godzilla to kill him. Rawr, eee eeeeee. NYEEEEEOOOOOOOOOW.
AvidAnnihilator 2 weeks ago
Assert your feeling Jeff-fa-fa Dunham dot com......
literally the best moment of my life
littleangel7900 2 weeks ago
'jeff fa fa dunham.com.'
partyrockevo 2 weeks ago
"holy crap youre quick, its like you know."
TheDonAK57 2 weeks ago
Hey... Peanut's chicken sounds exactly the same as Walter's chicken?!
How is that possible? ;)
nxtbuilderman 3 weeks ago
Peanut: You friggin picked... you nose!
* Goes under Jeff's face*
Jeff: What!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Peanut: You didn't do a very good job!
Jeff: Stop it!
suenyaz 3 weeks ago
Peanut: "am i pissing you of-fa-fa?"
kaitolenandmikulover 3 weeks ago
german yaugh chinese hoaaaaa gay guy nyaaaaaa guy drivining a blue prius thump ughhhh
chuckyxify 3 weeks ago
omg! you frickin picked your noooose. what! you didnt do a very good job lo fuckin l hahAhahahaha
chuckyxify 3 weeks ago
assert your feelings Jef-fa-fa!!!!
redartsxxl 3 weeks ago
1 like and i will put a video onn here of me saying u freaking picked your nose
twilightlover10115 3 weeks ago 2
!!!!!!!!!!! OMG i always watch this when i have a bad dayand today is one of those days! :/ of course my parents are going to take care of it tomorow :)
twilightlover10115 3 weeks ago
can u say ADD and ADHD
squiddy1624 3 weeks ago
still watching this in 1919.
ShelbyGT500TT 4 weeks ago
i am the biggest fan i still watch this
Mw3BOYPRO 4 weeks ago
I personaly thought that Peanut was real xD
LoveCrystal10 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
not as good as terry fator
geutsler 4 weeks ago
jeff Dunham is very funny I love peanut I love the show
anmarie4annmarie 4 weeks ago
"Her pime is now, and yours was 20 years ago.."
youngmuzi4202 1 month ago
"GUY DRIVING A BLUE PRIUS.. THUMP... UGHHHH..."
youngmuzi4202 1 month ago 18
"YOU FREAKIN PICKED YOUR NOSE." PEANUTS BEST LINE
youngmuzi4202 1 month ago
JEFF FAFA DUNHAM DOT COM
youngmuzi4202 1 month ago
xD
puppy2931 1 month ago
at 1:40 who is the other one?LOL????
TheCanes53 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY MY FAVORITE CHARACTERM!!!!!!!!!! DID I PISS U OFF JEFF FAFA
stars2002pink 1 month ago
INSERT YOU FEELINGS JEFF FAFA
Ab678Kb 1 month ago
JEFF FAFA......DUNHAM..... DOTCOM :3
Ab678Kb 1 month ago
The awkward moment when you have realize you have no chance of having a "top comment" cuz the people who DO have "top comments" have too many "thumbs up"!
Harrypotteraholic 1 month ago
I Love Peanut =3
And You ? "Like" ;3
SailorMine 1 month ago
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Peanut:> You didnt do a gread job it wingeled xD
fidoahmed 1 month ago
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"am i pissing you off-fa-faa??"
fidoahmed 1 month ago
i <3 peanut..and i have watched this like 20 times and its STILL hilarious !!! i love jeff and peanut!!!!!!!!!
southrnchick13 1 month ago
thumbs up if u love peaNUT
havenlee29 1 month ago 2
very funny hahaha...
havenlee29 1 month ago
the part when he says gay guy and the next shot is a gay guy...
CstarForLife 1 month ago
He is genious!!!:)
it's like you know!!:P
realhinke 1 month ago
its me and james chalk (but im defo peanut!)<3
18Lovee18 1 month ago
which program did you use to make your video hd?
Dirtpros 1 month ago
the dislike bar is like a ninja it's there but you can't see it.
dedeviI 1 month ago
Funniest ventriloquist in history.
rumours77 1 month ago
oh look....the dislike bar is a big a Justin Bieber's dick! xD
parrotbabe 1 month ago
when u get insulted by ur own puppit :L x
ponymad678 1 month ago
its like you know
MrTherussian24007 1 month ago
coolest video in the world freaking beast
therudedog629 1 month ago
4:00 - 5:20 My favorite part!(:
LiveVolleyballLove 1 month ago
'' oh come on, you go purple you never go back! ''
LMFAAAAAAAO.
Reidumbo 1 month ago
"am i pissing you off-fa-faa??" HAHA gets me every time (x
ciddycracker15 1 month ago
love it
TheMeggieiscool 1 month ago
the quality is perfect, thanks for this video :D
dalodalo90 1 month ago
LMAO
laranblunt6474 1 month ago
@ipodvids101 omg that was funny!!
ericahillock 1 month ago
7:00-7:25 i laft my ass off. will dam relly during the whole freaking show!!!!!! lllllloooooooollllllll xx x'''>
ericahillock 1 month ago
it's like you know.... LOL
fabsdesign 1 month ago
the sound sucks!
ThePinca13 1 month ago
we're on the road a looot. yeah? u're away from home, a loooot. yeh. and ur wife sit home alone, a loooot. okey? arrrrhhh
bml2k 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
dunham
leemanwhite91101 1 month ago
dunHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM
ipodvids101 1 month ago
ilove Jefafaa!!
070Angelaa 1 month ago
peanut reminds me of Judi [voodoo] from Bad Girl's Club and Love Games
charms71 1 month ago
Ahahaha!!!!! Once u go purple u never go back!!!
LilMizAngelGirl 1 month ago
i always forget Peanut isn't real!
91696taylor 1 month ago 121
@91696taylor what you talking about??
JohnDarkSyde 1 month ago
@91696taylor HES NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackGoatee 1 month ago
@91696taylor he is like real but u yr not real XD
havenlee29 1 month ago
Heeeey.... He makeh mava car!!!
Hise car ise gay. he is not gaye he GAY!
let send godzilla to kill him GGGGRRRRR TIITIIIIT hiiaaaang!!! xD
antonioking1992 1 month ago
JHAWUL Whaha freaking Frunky xD
antonioking1992 1 month ago
WHAHA AWESOME AT 05:47 - 06:11...
Eeeeneaaw!!! ... ok Look you do it now. you do it just go (Eeeeneaaw)
Noo no.. it's always your thing...
Oh comon Just do it short (eeneaaw) But Long (Eeeeeneaaw)
DOOO IITT!!!!
antonioking1992 1 month ago
I could watch it all night long :)
Nhhhhyaaaooo :D
iPrincessJule 1 month ago
i talk u talk i talk u talk THATS IT
focasl!!!
musiclovertul 1 month ago
assert ur feelings jeff fa fa
am i pissing u off fa fa
soccerstar19931 1 month ago
Good video
masteerjacob99991 1 month ago
i love how all of his puppets have completley diffrent humor
peterman30062 1 month ago
i have stopped considering peanut "just a puppet" XD
TheGreatCake1 1 month ago
gay guy......nuuuh
wackyee123 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
they are laughing like HELL hahaha
shamustess 1 month ago
Ohhh He's good!!!
neomary66 1 month ago
sorry i was mistaken 05:16
superbllyboy 1 month ago
lol 05:18
superbllyboy 1 month ago
Still watching this in 2012 ^^
aj2010musician 1 month ago 137
@aj2010musician im watching it in the year 2000 BC on my istone
RandomVidTV 1 month ago
@RandomVidTV Old over used joke. 'Arrow to the knee' Same thing, so be quiet.
About10M1dgets 1 month ago
@About10M1dgets ur really cool
RandomVidTV 1 month ago
Funny I like Achmed the the best
me51802 1 month ago
PEANUT YOU DISSED MY CULTURE D=!
kelvedran3 1 month ago
@kelvedran3 what was it gay?
MrAndrewJackson1 1 month ago
JEFFAF! DUNHAAAMMMMMMM! WHAT WAS THAT "WHAT"?YOU PICKED YOUR NOISE!
kelvedran3 1 month ago
best part 00:00 - 10:00 !
LINOxBIEBER 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
EEEENYONG!
French Guy- NYO
German- GALORK
Chinese- OWAAA
Gay guy- NYEEEAAA!
=))))
Miickerzify 1 month ago 2
@Miickerzify It's Javol in german
Kille483 1 month ago
@Miickerzify Actually the German is "JAWOHL!", which is kinda like the military version of "yes". Greetings from Germany ;)
wheeper 1 month ago
@wheeper Oh sorry, :D I heard it wrong :D thanks for your corrections
Miickerzify 1 month ago
6:24
slenegomezisawsome69 1 month ago
peanut is da BOMB
dmusil17 1 month ago
I love the way at 03:50 he does his we head thing. LOL!
JessieLyricsGirl 1 month ago
Insert your feelings, Jafafa.
JessieLyricsGirl 1 month ago
JEFAFAAAH! DUNHAM! Dot cooom! :D
piperrox13 1 month ago 2
there are 19 nose pickers and 2,346 funny people
wackyee123 1 month ago
MAKE IT TALK THAT BE FUNNY AS HELL
wackyee123 1 month ago
OMG U PICKED YOUR NOOOOOSE
wackyee123 1 month ago 5
@wackyee123 You Ment OMG... You Freaked Picked Your Nooooose xD
antonioking1992 1 month ago
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antonioking1992 1 month ago
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@antonioking1992 And btw WHUUUTT!....
Peanut:> You didnt do a gread job it wingeled xD
antonioking1992 1 month ago
NGGGGGGGGIEEWW~
Alder1989 1 month ago
OOOHH GOOOOD!!!!
LOL XD
MrMrbigpapa69 1 month ago
i should be top comment
maddoggs253 1 month ago
Jefafa DUNhaaam lol
princesscutiepie422 1 month ago
@princesscutiepie422 DOT C0000000M! ;D
wishespirit 1 month ago
jeff fa fa dun ham .com
maddoggs253 1 month ago
hahaha neow funny as hell
austinvsrandyrko 1 month ago
penut i bet you need alot of lotion to enter your girlfriend achmed now thats sssshhhhhmmmwwwwweeeeeeeerrrrrrrr
MrDeon1000 1 month ago
i forget Jeff isnt real hes got a puppet master behind him with his hand up his ass
MrDeon1000 1 month ago
i would pay him to come to my birthday party
powerpuffgirls186 1 month ago
funny as hell
powerpuffgirls186 1 month ago
PEANUT I LOVE HIM (NEEEEEYOM )
bad speller i know
elliemayflock14 1 month ago
5:16
imasipmoscato 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
5:18, every time I watch this part I cannot stop laughing!
TheKhrystalRose 1 month ago
I frickin love when Peanut bites Jeff's nose! Haha
Bridgett30 1 month ago
i tlak you talk i talk you talk thats it.! FOCUSS.! LOL
Deenightmare23 1 month ago
Sooooooo funny!!!!!!!! Good Clip!!!!!
tanta77hbs 1 month ago
im going watching him this april cant wait :D xxx
tashalt1 1 month ago
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6samolson 2 months ago
Do iT!!!!
Alder1989 2 months ago
roftlol
kimberlyannnason 2 months ago
jeff needs to bring the gorrila out of reterimnt for once to do a skit with peanut
deepwoodskentuckian 2 months ago
Peanut > Achmed > Jose > Walter > Little Ugly AssJeff
xKillZz 2 months ago
1:55 cracks me up so much everytime
brumster225 2 months ago
LOL
Chinese! WAAH
Gay guy! neeeuhh.
YelloFascination 2 months ago
PMSL! "am i pissing you OOFFFA!" XD
RedLadyBug 2 months ago
jeff looks like dave off of alvin and the chipmunks
orangehot88 2 months ago
....DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
JessieTheRockette 2 months ago
5:18 XD
JessieTheRockette 2 months ago
jeff-fa-fa dunham .com xD
JessieTheRockette 2 months ago
I'm I pissing you off-fafa jeff-fa-fa dunham dot com xD
kakashi86100 2 months ago
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kakashi86100 2 months ago
I love peanut peanut he's so fckn funny lolxD
xElitexMossyx 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you want to watch peanut ft walter :D
Alder1989 2 months ago
why is hermoine granger's fart scene in my suggestions...:s
ptvino89 2 months ago
I think the real puppet is Jeff
Adriano6709 2 months ago
Peanut: The heck was that?
Jeff: What..
Peanut: What did you just do?
Jeff: I didnt do anything
Peanut: You picked your nose... did you see that??? OH MY GOD! You freakin picked... your nose!!!
lol me and my cousin love that part xD
LoveCrystal10 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
NEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWW!
mrdcfan1996 2 months ago in playlist JEFF DUNHAM STUFF!
jeff you are good i cant stop watching you and peanut its funny x
victoria38591 2 months ago
7:58 thats bad lol
MyTormentedDreams 2 months ago
wow, i love jeff, but he's really "cool", js... he drives a powder blue prius, he has a 3lb chihuahua, his car has pretty christmas decorations on it, he makes a living with dolls, he's gay...no jk he no gay
MyTormentedDreams 2 months ago
Search your feelings Je-FA-FA!! XD
TheDevilsdaugther 2 months ago
NEEEEEEEEEEEOW
Maddiewuvesu 2 months ago
i love peanut!!! i think he is the best puppet of all of them.. haha funny shit!!!!!
Apples420rasta 2 months ago 32
I can watch this over and over again and STILL laugh everytime xD ! Sometimes I forget he's Peanut o.o
MyLife12711 2 months ago
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
mrdcfan1996 2 months ago in playlist JEFF DUNHAM STUFF!
wheres part 2?
popmanguy 2 months ago
heyyyyyyy...eee maykin of aour karrrr!!!! 7:21
blackhakwar 2 months ago
:)):)) 5:18 :)):))
Adriano6709 2 months ago
16 people drive a blue prius
DL1NBA2K 2 months ago
thats what she said 7:55
unsaferlattice23 2 months ago
this is so funny. i would love to see Walter and Peanut go at it together. thatd be halarious hahaha
16ginagirl 2 months ago
Wow, to actually feel that there are two people having a conversation is what makes this guy such an awesome ventriloquist, amazing
sephiros9999 2 months ago
6:08 Do It!!!
Iparker5555 2 months ago
i amost forget that he's doing both voices
laelproffit 2 months ago
heeey the 'jawohl' was actually really goodxDD i love this guyxDD
KP0PCookie 2 months ago
I trust her
ha
DbzMajinLamp 2 months ago
jeff fa fa dun ham . com :D am i pissing you off fa fa ?
HopeLovesYou114 2 months ago 2
I don't get the lotion
bielieberforeva01 2 months ago