Since the feeling during meditation is so blissful I feel like meditating all the time. How can I stop procrastinating all my other duties and work overwhelming the rest of my life?
Some monkey boy down in South Australia who writes like a street hoodlum tattooed addict thinks he's a real badass! Oooh, we're all scared of you! How's life as a semiliterate assmonkey? You can toss threats as well as any 9 year old fatherless boy could! Impressive! Keep writing, dark chocolate moron. People ignore you in the real world; we're going to ignore you here. Suck out my rectum. Aussiemerc-fag...
I hope you FINGER FUCK a girl with a really nice looking pussy on Christmas, or on any day of the year.
Some pussies are gross, or they stink (sometimes like fish), or the girl's thighs are flabby and gross, or they don't wipe their ass after they poop and it stinks like ass sweat "down there". But if a decent looking girl has a "pretty" pussy, you sometimes even enjoy doing ORAL SEX on their snatch. Yummy!
lol poor AJ (whoever the cunt is), i bet you aint changed no shit, cause your brain is as thick as shit, my dick in your conscience. fucking pedo bitch, yea you'd know about uni students aye cougar shit mouth. your caravan is props filled with your customers for anal fucking, aye cum wizard.
if only cancer would fucking kill your fat ugly ass, no one would miss ya besides your regulars. pigzilla fuck face, worthless piece of cheap fucking :DDDD
Hey, aborigine monkey boy, have you checked you credit scores lately? Have you noticed any surprising things, such as applications for credit you were unaware of, or applications made with grossly incorrect information?
Have you noticed any charges to your existing accounts or to accounts in your name you were unaware of???
Yeah, you aboriginal PRIMITIVE semi-human motherfucker, how is life as fucking IT college kiddie in Aussie-land? Hey, AJ, you dark chocolate, gigantic toothed UGLY muh-fugga, how's your daily existence, boy? What is your career objective if and when you matriculate (go look it up, moron) from Univ. Southern Queensland? Hope to work at a fucking desk all day, like an aborigine monkey on a keyboard? That sounds great! Do you attract hot chicks with your Neanderthal-like face and that wonderf
lol your the fucking geek whose 'tracking my ip address', and im meant to be the welfare black guy, fucking get your story straight fuckhead, gonna need to get better at this insult shit then your mother was in my bed last night, emo dick cum mouth, no one likes your fucked up vagina face fucking insecure cunt legs, yeah i live down under, wanna fucking biscuit shit face, i see that your 'degree' isn't in fucking logic or IT, make me a sandwich bitch.
4 posts in response, you literary genius? Looks like someone touched your nerves! A little concerned, FUCKHEAD? Come on, Asshole-merc, YOU'RE the one pissinh here about residing Down Under; tell us all both where you live, and more importantly, what a monkey like you does for a living. Motherfucking video game addicted college kids like you, especially whose studies FOCUS on IT, are so geeky, uninteresting, and often so clinically depressed. Quit taking out yours feelings of self worthless
and if you were smart you would know i can just change my ip address by restarting my modem, lol fucking stupid shit, and fuck your nerdy pussy ass friends, fucking faggots that fuck their computers, so imma keep waiting for your rain of destruction shit tits
They can do REALLY FUNNY things with people's credit scores, personal histories, etc. ! !
Really, I swear, it's really funny! I think you're going to experience some REALLY WEIRD, REALLY HUMOROUS THINGS happen in your life in the next several weeks, Okay, AJ? It'll be FUN!!
Hi, fucker! How are ya?! I just completed a trace of your IP address again, and, well, god damn -- Fraser Coast in the state of Queensland, and I'm still narrowing the rest of the numbers down. I'll email my connections at the University of Southern Queensland to look for a dark chocolate motherfucker who adorns his chimpanzee ass with your handle -- "AUSSIEMERC" -- and have them get back to me with secondary confirmation of your identity. Then we're going to FRY YOUR ASS.
as i said you got no life besides the internet cause society rejects you, get a life dick mouth and stop being on the internet, so go back to your tooth brush bitch its all you got.
cut yourself and hate life more ugly cunt, ill just keep on commenting till you kill yourself you emo fuck, wheres your fucking degree bitch, the fuck you do for a living besides getting anal raped by old folk, i literally laugh my fucking face off when i read your stupid shit, "australian- Har"?? what the fuck is that shit.
lol fucking ganga bitch, someone must of not paid for your services today.
your just pissed off cause your an ugly cunt with a fucked up face, i bet your bra's only used for tissues.
i bet you got all major STD's fucking hoe cunt , cum mouthed bitch i only laugh and enjoy arguing with ya, obviously you were that fat fuck of a chick at your school that everyone picked on, bet your cutting your fucking arm right now, emo cum mouth slut
fucking pigzilla's on her period, stick a tampon in it bitch.
Hey, Asshole-merc, when the other inmates anally rape you, do they wear condoms? If they don't, you DO know you're gonna get AIDS, don't you? Maybe you don't care b/c (1) you're already HIV +, and (2) you enjoy getting buttfucked.
When your chocolate ass gets buttfucked, do your boyfriends / the other inmates lubricate their dicks? Here's an idea that may bring some pleasure to your angry, pathetic life: ask them to lube-up with Icy-Hot ointment next time!!
I see that YouTube threads serve as a place for you to pretend to make a difference. Sitting in your 'crib' in the ghetto is depressing even for a fuckup like you. Buy some crack today, sell some MJ tomorrow. Then what? In five years, chocolate turd, you'll be dead. You'll either be shot dead by the cops, by another chocolate simian dope head, or you'll be anally raped and murdered in prison.
lolololol what do you mean get off.. the Internets the only life you do have fucking loner cunt :L and its good to see you fucking got the picture that i live in australia fucking geez that took its time fucking dumb bitch,
and yeh i get sex compared to your tooth brush you use as a dildo cause you cant afford a real one and cant get out your door to buy a real one, fucking over weight lezo cunt, im calling you pigzilla from now on :L
...your pathetic circumstances. You drug abusing illiterate monkey. When I get off the fucking Internet, I have a clean, crime-free comfortable world, but you exist in that squalid cesspool of bitter hate, the byproduct of the "blame Whitey" mentality you've been so stupid to adhere to. Go jack yourself off while you stick your fingers in the stinky cunt of, and suck the droopy tits of some darkie gorilla chick. You get ALL the hot women, huh, BOY!
You illiterate, angry dark-BOY. @Aussiemerc101, where in Australia do you live? Tell us about your education. Tell us all what you do for a living. Tell us what city "down under" is lucky enough to have a literate genius dark chocolate turd like you contributing to their economy.
That's what we thought.
You TURD. You vile, angry, bitter, stupid dark chimpanzee. Your life must be frustrating. Tootsie-Roll BOY, you have only to look in the mirror to see whom to blame for your pathetic c
thats a fucking joke, and you still haven't 'fucked up' my computer yet bitch
so imma keep waiting 4 that
and atleast people on welfare have respect for themselves, compared to some fucked in the head slut who has your vagina ripped open by old cunts everyday to make a living aka you.
so fuck your intellect bitch, its nothing but shit, i reckon your mother shoulda just shallowed your dads cum instead of fucking making this piece of shit called you :L
geez your more fucked in the head then i expected :L and im white you dumb bitch i've only been saying it the whole fucking time :L
keep rubbing grease into your thighs you disgusting hoe, i bet you get charged for two tickets at a threatre cause your that obese, fucking bet your banned from macdonalds and kfc cause you cant fit through the door :L
and yeh we rocking it down here in australia compared to fucked in the head americans that have some fucked up dialect, "oogah boogah"? what the fuck
Tell us, monkey chocolate BOY, where in Australia do you live? What do you do for a living? What is your racial / ethnic classification? How many chimpanzees like you ARE THERE in Australia? I'm sure you just BLEND IN down there, unnoticed. I'm sure a criminal, drug addicted, uneducated, welfare dependent piece of shit like you is a real hit with the Australian population.
You chocolate fuckup. Here, I'll write using YOUR dialect: Oogah, boogah, shee muh-fugga, honkee ass moe-foe! Jack doan wun no hep, Jack doan GIT no hep!
You pathetic semi-literate, semi-human psychotic welfare dependent chimpanzee.
Jesus fuckin' Christ, until your dependent, broken down tattooed grill-wearing chocolate simian piece of shit self came along, I really wondered WHO THE FUCK were the RE-tards who voted for obama.
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l lolz i may be high, but your an ugly slut with no boy friend, either way, i'll be sober in the morning, and stop that dog-gorilla shit, its fucking weird, and you just sound like a stupid shit, which defeats the fact that you 'claim' to have a degree, degree in what, sucking HIV dick, and stop wanting to fuck me with that 'come here boy' shit, you belong in a fucking white van you pedo cunt, come back your done fingering yourself to me, fucking desperate hoe :L
Hey, BOY, sing and dance for us, BOY! Come on, BOY, you got the rhythm! Do you wear super baggy pants, loose at the top so your gangsta boxer shorts are showing, and all bagged-up at your ankles? Do you have (fake) gold jewelry all over your neck and a fucking GRILL on your front teeth? How many times have you been arrested? What street drugs do you use regularly? You boogie dark boy. No wonder you're so angry; life must SUCK for a piece of semi-human shit like you.
What's up your ass, @Aussiemerc? A darkie like you who pretends to live in Australia already has some "issues", but you seem really angry! Life gotcha down? Frustrated that your pissant job and your welfare income don't give you that lifestyle you want so badly? Do you enjoy you pretend "Live In Australia" fantasy world? Tired of fucking those lard-ass Nigerian gorillas with their droopy mammaries? You pathetic darkie fuckup. For Christmas, I hope you get arrested--again.
whose that other cum mouth i used to chat to, @g17y5wb yeah you fucking lez bitch, fuck your IP address tracking shit, you gave me my predicted one and it said i lived in the fucking ocean, fucking shit 4 brains anal fucker, who would wanna jack to your pimpled ass, you make straight men turn gay, fucking ugly cunt, when your done sticking a pool cue up your meat grinding snatch come back to eat this shit.
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l who fucking lite the fuse on your tampon bitch, i bet you were born on a highway, cause thats where most accidents happen, just like your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory, i'd shove my foot up your ass but you would enjoy it you fucking slut, comment back after your done fucking your dad
@yummbagels, why do you express such intolerance and hate towards that person? You must meditate more. More, Moore...hmmmm...that reminds me, Michael Moore had finished 2 skillets of seafood scrambled eggs & sausage with chili beans when Keith Olbermann decided to do fellatio on Moore. Moore soon began to fart toxic gasses which simulated the atmosphere on Venus. Olbermann then swung an uppercut punch into Moore's balls, making him puke all over Olbermann.
I just finished listening with headphones and felt sooo released. First experience with anything like this. Just laid with eyes closed and felt stirrings of I don't know what but good and beautiful.
@meanbrew, hey, coward, remember the shit in the following post which you puked out 16 hours ago? I pointed out how fuck-for-brains liberals like you make straw man arguments [maybe your problem is that you don't understand what that means -- you ARE a fucking RE-tard] like the limbaugh shit, below, and fucking run off like a scared little dog with your tail between your legs !! !! !! "I got nothing else to say to you..."
@g17y5wb That be Rush Limbaugh you be talking about? Because it sure sounds like him. What's the problem, were you not accepted as his personal fluffer? Don't take it personal, no doubt a lot of you fanboys compete for the position. "I'll give you Rush head, pick me!" "Ditto; pick me!". That's why you all call yourselves dittoheads. Which is quicker than saying "punk-ass inbred cum-drunk retard fascist right wing indignant mouth-breathing bitches".
Hey, granola-eating pacifist viewers, here's what the buttfuck-for-brains COWARD "@meanbrew" posted at my channel, and my response to that girly-boy follows, for your viewing pleasure:
Hey, monkey BOY, YOU're the fucking one who jumped on MY ass on that thread, REMEMBER, ASSFUCK??? Remember all your 6th grade level horseshit about rush limbaugh? Or did you "sleep write" that? You motherfucking moron..
"I got nothing else to say to you..." Waaaaahh waaaahhh !! You fucking coward chickenshit pussie woosie girly boy!!!! Fuck you !!!! You started this encounter, chickenshit, I'm laughing as you fucking put up a 'white' flag SO FUCKING QUICKLY!! Chickenshit RE-tard!!
I'll be shagging your ass for quite some time to come, you buttfuck
Hey, RE-tard, would you like to try to counter some arguments I've made, instead of shadow boxing rush "the fat, loudmouthed pig" limbaugh? I like how you chose your opponent, you chickenshit asswipe liberal. Wanna try to take ME on? I'll smear your fucking face all over any channel you chose. Pick the topic, you coward asshole, and let's see whose wit and reason is better.
@g17y5wb, Let me tell you, bitch, I've been to your channel myself, and if some guy jerks his guerken after seeing YOUR pictures, there's nothing wrong with him! You bitch, with a tan like that and the lean meat you flash, there are guys all over the cyber world whose rods are oozing jizm just SITTING there as they look at your channel...
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l -- I did a track of his IP address and his YouTube activity, and he went to your channel and mine a couple of times -- you're right, I'll bet he jacks off to the pictures!
Oh, well, let the BRAINWASHED Herman Cain hater have his fun....
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l, Thanks, I think. Don't worry too much about me, deflecting shit from someone as illiterate and poorly reasoning as @meanbrew is something like shooting fish in a barrel. What the hell is this limbaugh shit he's obsessed with? Who the fuck listens to that fat idiot?
There are plenty of conservative voices in the media, many of whom are fucking idiots, but it's the RE-tards like @meanbrew who haven't the brains to distinguish among them.
Look at the post by monkeyboy, ghettoballs, obama-worshiping, "BRAINWASHED" fucking moron @meanbrew, below.
The fucking dope can't generate a legitmate argument against conservatives, so the welfare-dependent BRAINWASHED anti-Herman Cain monkey CREATES A STRAW MAN.
G17y5wb said NOTHING about limbaugh, so you pull limbaugh OUT OF THIN AIR and puke some rage against him, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO CHALLENGE G17Y5WB!! You idiot.
Go masturbate to obama posters, BRAINWASHED boy....
@meanbrew, to quote you, "...you be talking about?"
How perfectly quaint! Authentic ghetto, ONLINE! Monkey want banana?
Get the fuck out of here, BOY, and back to your rap and hip-hop youtube video threads.
"...YOU BE TALKING ABOUT?" Hahhahhaaa!! Where the fuck are you, BOY,
Hey, basketball-for-brains, go synthesize more fantasy arguments against that fucking idiot, limbaugh, since you're out of your league against thinking conservatives.
@meanbrew, Hey, BOY, I found a program which translates writing from 'CIVILIZED" into "ghetto / neaderthal" so I can try to communicate with you:
Say whuhh, muh-fugga? Honkey muh-fuh, sheee, boy, mah bro obama, he be gibben dem free-bies to me n da boyz in da hood, shee, so I be votin' foh dat boy, sheeeee.....Das right, moh-foe, he be gibben stuff to me foh FREE! Das howz I like it, broh!! Shee, honkie broh muh-fuh....
Look at the dipshit comment below. What the fuck does Limbaugh have to do with anything? Some fucking moron lib can't generate an argument against a well-reasoning conservative, so he formulates some straw man and hangs it up on an effigy of (a fucking MORON like) Limbaugh to joust against. Cute, but pretty fucking stupid. Hey, asshole @meanbrew, you think you're pretty smart, huh, LET'S GET IT ON, "BOY."
Here, in language YOU can understand: "Shee, muh-fuh, you be sayin' whu, shee?"
Fat disingenuous pig. So physically repulsive, so desperate for approval & love, he leads a movement of jealous, bitter, stupid, lazy lemmings against "authority" in the US (conservatives in particular, and adults in general) while hypocritically living as one of those targeted for their disdain. Reminds me of Al "sex offender" Gore.
@g17y5wb That be Rush Limbaugh you be talking about? Because it sure sounds like him. What's the problem, were you not accepted as his personal fluffer? Don't take it personal, no doubt a lot of you fanboys compete for the position. "I'll give you Rush head, pick me!" "Ditto; pick me!". That's why you all call yourselves dittoheads. Which is quicker than saying "punk-ass inbred cum-drunk retard fascist right wing indignant mouth-breathing bitches".
Moore tried to jack off to pictures of Elizabeth Hasselbeck but he could never get it stiff. He started daydreaming about Noam Chomsky and Fiedel Castro, and his dick turned into a rock. Fred (Herman Munster) Gywnne showed up and slid his bratwurst in Moore's asshole. Then Burl Ives grabbed Moore's pickle and YANKED on it until it broke. Then Wm. Frawley slid his pickle in Barney's Frank, and sucked Anthony's Weiner.
Moore cooked some bratwursts and decided to try a new thing to add flavor. He slid a couple of them up his butthole - I mean WAY up there. They got stuck. He dug them out, getting poop under his fingernails (which he got to enjoy gnawing out for days later). The dug-out brats were broken but covered with fecal slime and asshole sweat. Moore thought they tasted absolutely YUMMY.
Chomsky was walking his poodle through the woods when he felt the urge to pee. He looked for a deserving tree and when he chose one and approached it, he was surprised to find Burl Ives sitting at the base of the tree reading the Gita. Chomsky unholstered his dick and Burl Ives grabbed it and yanked on it with over 330 Newton-metres of force. It broke. Then then Michael Moore walked up and buttfucked both of them.
Nick Jonah fucked Justin Bieber in the poop chute, and then he spritzed Tabasco sauce on Bieber's dick. Then Screech from Saved By The Bell showed up and rubbed Vaseline on everyone's dick and hung Christmas tree ornaments from their testicles. Next, Screech inserted a cooked bratwurst into Nick's asshole, I mean WAY in there, then he pulled it out AND ATE IT.
Michael moore ate 5 bowls of All Bran cereal and a full can of peanuts and washed it down with a half gallon of expired milk and 32 oz. of porter style beer. He then ate an entire 16 inch deep dish pizza (solo) and an entire skillet of scrambled eggs covered with bleu cheese. He did this while he listened to The Dixie Chicks on his iPod and as he tried to masturbate to Rosie O'Donnell's image on TV.
So then that pig, michael moore, began farting with the same force as a gamma ray burst from Eta Carinae, a forewarning of things to come. He squatted on the toilet and began watching The View, streamed live on his laptop. He grunted--"Unnngh, ouch, unngh..." as he fought like a woman in labor to forcefully blow a brick-like plug of mucus / poop out his ass, splashing the urine-filled toilet water up against his ass, and with enough violence to trigger car alarms in his neighborhood.
Next, those scrambled eggs came out with the consistency of butterscotch pudding, smelling like a cross between cooked meat and sulfurous rotten eggs -- yummie! Finally, a deluge of foul smelling, watery diarrhea came pouring out, pungent enough to set off his smoke detector.
alors tu es un antisioniste fanatik...t un vrai comique..t'imagines pas ce qu'on peut faire sur internet comment crois tu que wikileaks a accédé a des informations gouv top secret..alors tu penses remonter des commentaires jusqu'a ton e mail puis ip etc etc vous etes payé pour faire ça?sioniste a 2 balles vous seriez capable de faire ça a l'oeil..mais si ya de la tune a se faire me contacte pas y'a des gens qui valent mieux que vous et c là qu'on when I say the word "fuck".
@dcacnc, it's because he speaks slowly and softly. Do you REALLY not 'know how' he's calming? Hmmm...Have you suffered from a cerebrovascular accident or something? Are you autistic, lacking an ability to perceive others and their emotions?
Anyway, dude, Cornfield, the clown in the video (NOT Lyle Lovett, who appears at 0:11) is a weekend cagefighter who has frequently been fined for eye gouging his opponents and for spitting in their faces. He's quite a violent type.
Chomsky only presumes that "human nature" includes the need to be free and creative, I think that's a fair assumption to make, whereas hierarchical economic arrangements like so-called "free market" systems assumes many erroneous things about human nature. I don't see why Chomsky's vision of anarcho-syndicalist society. I believe you notice me more when I use the word 'fuck'. Buckley presumes anything about human nature beyond the fact that they don't want to be exploited slaves.
Chomsky was walking his poodle through the woods when he felt the urge to pee. He looked for a deserving tree and when he chose one and approached it, he was surprised to find Burl Ives sitting at the base of the tree reading the Gita. Chomsky unholstered his dick and Burl Ives grabbed it and yanked on it with over 330 Newton-metres of force. It broke. Then then Michael Moore walked up and buttfucked both of them.
Chomsky only presumes that "human nature" includes the need to be free and creative, I think that's a fair assumption to make, whereas hierarchical economic arrangements like so-called "free market" systems assumes many erroneous things about human nature. I don't see why Chomsky's vision of anarcho-syndicalist society, I believe you notice me more when I use the word 'fuck', presumes anything about human nature beyond the fact that they don't want to be exploited slaves.
Have you ever farted but to your surprise it wasn't just air--it was some slimy, mucus wad of diarrhea? Now your whole buttcrack was filled with slimy diarrhea, and you thought "Oh, FUCK!!". But you were in class, or on a date, so you had to just sit there and act normal. But soon you started to stink like a baby's diaper, and people started looking at you....
I am taking a shit right now, right this very second. A loaf of poop is slithering out of my asshole RIGHT NOW. It stinks like ground beef with vinegar gravy and scrambled eggs.
William Frawley played Fred Mertz on I Love Lucy. Frawley FUCKED Chomsky in his rectum while simultaneously grabbing Woody Allen's woody, and wrapping his mouth around Barney's Frank. Frawley then had his own rectum violated by Anthony's Weiner.
Fred Gwynne later arrived and sprayed Kouros pour Homme on all of them, and began expelling foul smelling flatus from his butthole while he completely disrobed, revealing tattoos of Jimmy Carter and Vladimir Lenin on his butt cheeks.
FUCK the generic, manipulative imagery on TV, ads in particular.
Fuckin' BALD BLACK man and ugly greasy fuckin' white guy with long, greasy hair that he's too fucking lazy to even bother COMBING, and a 5 day beard growth. Then, of course, they're joined by the TOKEN Chinese chick.
This is "Hollywood's" shallow impression of what America (ought to...) looks like. And so many shallow minded buttfuck-for-brains lemmings mindlessly try to imitate TV ad characters. Pathetic.
So anyway, I was starting to meditate in group, but when I folded my legs into lotus position my hip popped out of its socket. Damn! It hurt like hell! I began moaning and groaning, but my fellow meditators thought I was chanting my mantra so they ignored me.
Since I was already in lotus position, I farted this rotten eggs scented flatus that wafted around the room--THAT got their attention.
Consequently, I decided to just go ahead and shit my pants, hoping they'd call an ambulance.
How about the rest of the world? You know... where America is a part off? God will not ever bless the selfrighteous or sinfull who think they are better than the rest and are Gods favorites and feel the need to hold it up as a sign of attention for ones greatness.
So anyway, I was starting to meditate in group, but when I folded my legs into lotus position my hip popped out of its socket. Damn! It hurt like hell! I began moaning and groaning, but my fellow meditators thought I was chanting my mantra so they ignored me.
Since I was already in lotus position, I farted this rotten eggs scented flatus that wafted around the room--THAT got their attention.
Consequently, I decided to just go ahead and shit my pants, hoping they'd call an ambulance.
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@contralto25: "To comment is easy, to say something meaning full [sic] is hard."
1) It's "meaningful", a single word.
2) I noticed that one of the YouTube videos which you favorited is "The Penis Song". I am sure THAT is very substantial and meaningful, also.
Everyone, please check out the channel for contralto25 and see if you can tell what kind of lady -- I mean gay -- I mean guy -- he is. He 'putts from the rough'.
@g17ywb oh im shaking in my fuckin boots 4 ya bitch :D no need to steal my fuckin payouts bitch cause you 2 much of a dum bitch to think up any :D haha wrong ip address stupid bitch :D dont know shit 4 computers aye! and oh yeah is your boyfriend the grinch who stole christmas? meditate on that shit slut! XD and yeah write fuckin up-right bitch tilt your head up if you have! fuckin geez! you get dumber and fuckin fatter every day geez! fuckin weirdo bitch, :DDDDDD comment again! :DDDD bitchz1!!
Once I was sleeping on the sofa with my boyfriend when I was awakened by him jamming his pickle into my Love Canal, from behind. We were -- I guess you would call is 'spooning', and he was behind me. His hands were holding my hips, from behind, and he was forcibly thrusting his pelvis into my buns.
i aint been 2 ur fuckin yet slut! im fearful of the fact you sum big fat bitch with pizza slices between your peanut butter vagina :DD honestly bitch what the fucks with the klu klux klan fuckin fuckin comments slut, you made the point you sum racist whore with a fuck up head with those fuckin weird comments? go ride your fat woman scooter bitch :DD and thats rite mutha fucka! i b intellectual boss :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD comment again! if you date bitch o_O ....
haha what the fuck bitch? you on cocaine, no wonder you got aids and shit. i bet you got some fucking proplems aye? stalking my profile and shit, what you want me or sumthin? i dont do lez'os ok,.. slut you aint got shit 4 brains ok, trying to gett all fucking "look this word up in the dictionary" and shit, and wtf? i aint 29. the fuck are you getting that from? go back to playing musical chairs ok, ps plz post again!!!
haha wheres your fuckin degree bitch :D dont got 1 cause its stuck up yo asshole :L i predict you brain is principles composed of 1) human feces and you know what else 2) marshmallows and tar :D haha thats rite bitch! and you be the one with fuckin HIV positive and Hepes, cause half the male population of the united states been where your degree is :DDD and yeahhh told your friend his a loner fag yet, tell us tomozz bitch! comment again :DDDDDDddd slutbiu tbitch....
@g17ywb haha fuckin stalker bitch! i aint been 2 ur fuckin yet slut! im fearful of the fact you sum big fat bitch with pizza slices between your peanut butter vagina :DD honestly bitch what the fucks with the klu klux klan fuckin fuckin comments slut, you made the point you sum racist whore with a fuck up head with those fuckin weird comments? go ride your fat woman scooter bitch :DD and thats rite mutha fucka! i b intellectual boss :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD comment again! if you date bitch o_O ....
So anyway, I was starting to meditate in group, but when I folded my legs into lotus position my hip popped out of its socket. Damn! It hurt like hell! I began moaning and groaning, but my fellow meditators thought I was chanting my mantra so they ignored me.
Since I was already in lotus position, I farted this rotten eggs scented flatus that wafted around the room--THAT got their attention.
Consequently, I decided to just go ahead and shit my pants, hoping they'd call an ambulance.
Have you ever farted but to your surprise it wasn't just air--it was some slimy, mucus wad of diarrhea? Now your whole buttcrack was filled with slimy diarrhea, and you thought "Oh, FUCK!!". But you were in class, or on a date, so you had to just sit there and act normal. But soon you started to stink like a baby's diaper, and people started looking at you....
I ate an entire bag of peanuts in the shell, and chased it with 3 bowls of All-Bran cereal. Then I washed it down with a pint of warm Guiness and some buttermilk (I'm lactose intolerant).
4 hours later I awoke from a deep sleep with intense abdominal pain, as my colon was distended and ready to rupture. I ran to the toilet and blew this huge rock out my ass before a deluge of watery diarrhea came flooding out, and it reeked like rotten eggs. Then I threw up.
Have you ever wiped your butt after you went poop, and you noticed a big gap or hole in the wad of toilet paper, so now there was this smear of poop on your bare hand?
Gross!!
But you were curious so you sniffed it before you wiped it off onto your pants.
Well, @aussiemerc101, your eloquent paragraph below pretty well establishes you as having a superior intellect.
How nice.
No wonder that buttfuck mongrels like you vote for politicians who promise to give you things which are paid for by others. You are not capable of getting an education or working productively at a job.
@g17ywb haha wheres your fuckin degree bitch :D dont got 1 cause its stuck up yo asshole :L i predict you brain is principles composed of 1) human feces and you know what else 2) marshmallows and tar :D haha thats rite bitch! and you be the one with fuckin HIV positive and Hepes, cause half the male population of the united states been where your degree is :DDD and yeahhh told your friend his a loner fag yet, tell us tomozz bitch! comment again :DDDDDDddd slutbitchslutbitchslutbitchslutbitch....
Hey, @aussiemerc101 motherfucker, 1) how many tattoos do you have? 2) do you have one of those "grilles" on your front teeth? 3) do you have a job? 4) how much welfare do you collect each month? 5) how many times have you been arrested? 6) how many illegitimate kids have you sired? 7) what schools have you matriculated from? 8) are you HIV / hep. C (+)? 9) do you realize you will be dead in less than 10 years? Have a nice day. Die.
Just WHERE is your college degree from? What did you say? We'll wait....
....we're still waiting, BOY....
You provide us out here in the THINKING, CIVILIZED world a glimpse of the dirty, seedy, criminal, primitive, tattooed and mega-body-pierced snoopdog-emulating welfare-dependent, foul smelling slums out there. BOY, as you sit on your computer and spew your racist anti-whitey shit, I tracked your dynamic IP address (NOT your "ISP").
@g17ywb tell your language expert his fuckin loner fag :D your insults are like fukin so weird! and like yeah what with the fuckin monkey shit? and you still racist slut who dont like people who not b white, go back to your clan bitch you need no meditation :P and you aint fukin fortune teller slut :D so yeah heres your new name "g17y-fukin slut racist bitch fucks bin laden-wb' :D how bout dem apples bitch! commentt againnnnnnnnnnnnn :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD slutbitchslutbitchslutbitch <-copyrit
There you go, the typical moronic argument monkeys like you make: "If anything happens to me which I don't like, blame it on my race and label those who do better than me as racist". Jesse Jackass has instructed you and your race well. STICK TOGETHER means more to you monkeys than "Do the Right Thing". Why do -93% of you ALL vote the same way? You whiney racist lazy stupid failure.
Hey,asshole-merc101, I spoke with a language expert who instructed me on how to communicate with a primitive, unintelligent, illiterate urban ghetto monkey like you, so I will now speak in YOUR language:
Shheee, muh-fugga, honky beech ! Me be pumpin' mah seed in dem fat women so day makin' dem babies n gettin' dem welfare checks! I juss go by dem ho's crib n take MY cut o dat money, honey. Beats woikin' foe uh livin' , brah!
@g17ywb geez bitch you seem to hate people who aint white, got a proplem? you klu klux klan imperial wizard racist muthafukin slutpussybitch, plz replie :DDDDDDDDD
@g17ywb fuck that! im glad i aint american, you bankrupt pussies cant even fight a war against fucking civilians with a few guns that you guys fucking gave em :D and fuckin geez how many posts you need to make slut! XD geez! you aint shit at insults, i may not be an artist at that but fuck you suck at them! i'd laugh if the taliban won and you got raped by like 100 terrorists and made their bitch and sexslave, that would be pretty funny :D i've bookmarks this page as argument with crazy bitch :D
So anyway, I was starting to meditate in group, but when I folded my legs into lotus position my hip popped out of its socket. Damn! It hurt like hell! I began moaning and groaning, but my fellow meditators thought I was chanting my mantra so they ignored me.
So I farted this rotten eggs flatus-THAT got their attention. Then, since I was still folded up in lotus position, I decided to just go ahead and shit my pants, hoping they'd call an ambulance.
MEDITATION FANS--go to the channel for "Aussiemerc101" and see what a SnoopDog wanna be, who fantasizes that he's living in Australia, is like. Then put the comments which that illiterate mongrel writes here into context.
@aussiemerc101, how many fat gorilla chicks have you gotten pregnant? How many illegitmate babies are crawling around, living on welfare and ADC and SNAP (paid for by productive human members of our society) while you chum around the internet selling drugs for a living?
How many fat gorilla mamas are raising the babies b/c YOU shot your sperm into their obese pussies then ran away without marriage, let alone plans for family life?
@aussiemerc, Obama is not going to help you down there, BOY.
What the fuck, you're a liar, anyway, you're too much of a chickenshit to admit you're in urban, ghetto USA, the land where you have more opportunity to succeed than anywhere else on earth.
@aussiemerc101, But you're too stupid and too lazy to try to ACHIEVE anything. No, boy, you're one of the army of darkies who votes for obama and demands things you feel like you deserve.
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Since the feeling during meditation is so blissful I feel like meditating all the time. How can I stop procrastinating all my other duties and work overwhelming the rest of my life?
RonAlmeida 3 days ago
Some monkey boy down in South Australia who writes like a street hoodlum tattooed addict thinks he's a real badass! Oooh, we're all scared of you! How's life as a semiliterate assmonkey? You can toss threats as well as any 9 year old fatherless boy could! Impressive! Keep writing, dark chocolate moron. People ignore you in the real world; we're going to ignore you here. Suck out my rectum. Aussiemerc-fag...
g17y5wb 6 days ago
Special meditation happier life website: ss.cxx.ca
kuxia123ify 2 weeks ago
Love.
jacquelyngatta 2 weeks ago
@MockinGlobes hahaha i bet the only thing 'mocking' in your life is when people find out you have a peanut sized penis :O
i shall now leave this page cause that troll 'gj7l1 what ever the fuck name is gone now and wont harras you guys anymore...
aussiemerc101 3 weeks ago
@DjLumbee only cause your mom cant satisfy me
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
@aussiemerc101 u mad bro?
MockinGlobes 3 weeks ago
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I hope you FINGER FUCK a girl with a really nice looking pussy on Christmas, or on any day of the year.
Some pussies are gross, or they stink (sometimes like fish), or the girl's thighs are flabby and gross, or they don't wipe their ass after they poop and it stinks like ass sweat "down there". But if a decent looking girl has a "pretty" pussy, you sometimes even enjoy doing ORAL SEX on their snatch. Yummy!
Finger fuck, eat pussy, and FUCK, too.
Thank you.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
Thank you Jack Cornfield.
claffey 1 month ago
@GodsmackYouUp you only eat vegetables on the weekend? lmao
tonyhawksacriminal 1 month ago
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l aww did i say something bad below? not commenting? thats what i thought fucking pussy, hope your cutting your pathetic self..
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
and if you did track it you would know i live in california not queensland stupid fuckhead
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
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aussiemerc101 1 month ago
and no credit scores have been changed cum mouth, your brains waves are flatter then your mother after im done breaking her rips with my dick.
you should go back to your dad before he goes soft, he doesnt like to be kept waiting young lady. :L
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
lol poor AJ (whoever the cunt is), i bet you aint changed no shit, cause your brain is as thick as shit, my dick in your conscience. fucking pedo bitch, yea you'd know about uni students aye cougar shit mouth. your caravan is props filled with your customers for anal fucking, aye cum wizard.
if only cancer would fucking kill your fat ugly ass, no one would miss ya besides your regulars. pigzilla fuck face, worthless piece of cheap fucking :DDDD
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
@aussiemerc101 you take trolling to a whole new level, congrats, your life must be miserable :)
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aussiemerc101 1 month ago
Hey, aborigine monkey boy, have you checked you credit scores lately? Have you noticed any surprising things, such as applications for credit you were unaware of, or applications made with grossly incorrect information?
Have you noticed any charges to your existing accounts or to accounts in your name you were unaware of???
Have a GREAT day!!!
;-)
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
Yeah, you aboriginal PRIMITIVE semi-human motherfucker, how is life as fucking IT college kiddie in Aussie-land? Hey, AJ, you dark chocolate, gigantic toothed UGLY muh-fugga, how's your daily existence, boy? What is your career objective if and when you matriculate (go look it up, moron) from Univ. Southern Queensland? Hope to work at a fucking desk all day, like an aborigine monkey on a keyboard? That sounds great! Do you attract hot chicks with your Neanderthal-like face and that wonderf
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
lol your the fucking geek whose 'tracking my ip address', and im meant to be the welfare black guy, fucking get your story straight fuckhead, gonna need to get better at this insult shit then your mother was in my bed last night, emo dick cum mouth, no one likes your fucked up vagina face fucking insecure cunt legs, yeah i live down under, wanna fucking biscuit shit face, i see that your 'degree' isn't in fucking logic or IT, make me a sandwich bitch.
this convo gets better every day :DDD
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
4 posts in response, you literary genius? Looks like someone touched your nerves! A little concerned, FUCKHEAD? Come on, Asshole-merc, YOU'RE the one pissinh here about residing Down Under; tell us all both where you live, and more importantly, what a monkey like you does for a living. Motherfucking video game addicted college kids like you, especially whose studies FOCUS on IT, are so geeky, uninteresting, and often so clinically depressed. Quit taking out yours feelings of self worthless
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
so yeah lol fuck your 'computer skillz' bitch, your a prime example that women should stay in the kitchen.
fucking pigzilla lezo cunt
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
and its aussiemerc'101' fucking cum faced bitch
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
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and if you were smart you would know i can just change my ip address by restarting my modem, lol fucking stupid shit, and fuck your nerdy pussy ass friends, fucking faggots that fuck their computers, so imma keep waiting for your rain of destruction shit tits
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lol you really suck shit at tracking, im no where fucking near queensland bitch! :L
go back to blow jobs in ally ways slut you dont know shit. :D
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
Hey, AJ, ..."MARYBOROUGH, Queensland"...
I'll have my boys focus there.
They can do REALLY FUNNY things with people's credit scores, personal histories, etc. ! !
Really, I swear, it's really funny! I think you're going to experience some REALLY WEIRD, REALLY HUMOROUS THINGS happen in your life in the next several weeks, Okay, AJ? It'll be FUN!!
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
Hi, fucker! How are ya?! I just completed a trace of your IP address again, and, well, god damn -- Fraser Coast in the state of Queensland, and I'm still narrowing the rest of the numbers down. I'll email my connections at the University of Southern Queensland to look for a dark chocolate motherfucker who adorns his chimpanzee ass with your handle -- "AUSSIEMERC" -- and have them get back to me with secondary confirmation of your identity. Then we're going to FRY YOUR ASS.
Have a nice day.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
as i said you got no life besides the internet cause society rejects you, get a life dick mouth and stop being on the internet, so go back to your tooth brush bitch its all you got.
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
cut yourself and hate life more ugly cunt, ill just keep on commenting till you kill yourself you emo fuck, wheres your fucking degree bitch, the fuck you do for a living besides getting anal raped by old folk, i literally laugh my fucking face off when i read your stupid shit, "australian- Har"?? what the fuck is that shit.
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
lol fucking ganga bitch, someone must of not paid for your services today.
your just pissed off cause your an ugly cunt with a fucked up face, i bet your bra's only used for tissues.
i bet you got all major STD's fucking hoe cunt , cum mouthed bitch i only laugh and enjoy arguing with ya, obviously you were that fat fuck of a chick at your school that everyone picked on, bet your cutting your fucking arm right now, emo cum mouth slut
fucking pigzilla's on her period, stick a tampon in it bitch.
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
Hey, Asshole-merc, when the other inmates anally rape you, do they wear condoms? If they don't, you DO know you're gonna get AIDS, don't you? Maybe you don't care b/c (1) you're already HIV +, and (2) you enjoy getting buttfucked.
When your chocolate ass gets buttfucked, do your boyfriends / the other inmates lubricate their dicks? Here's an idea that may bring some pleasure to your angry, pathetic life: ask them to lube-up with Icy-Hot ointment next time!!
Have a nice day! :-)
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
You get online using the prison computers. Hey, darkie BOY, wouldn't you better use your inmate computer time looking at porn?
Hey, "merc", you simian chimpanzee motherfucker, tell us--have they buttfucked you yet? Did you enjoy it?
Asshole. Tell us your college degree. Where is it from? What do you do for a living?
....yawn....
That's what we thought.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
You chocolate monkey. "Australia"--Har!!!
I see that YouTube threads serve as a place for you to pretend to make a difference. Sitting in your 'crib' in the ghetto is depressing even for a fuckup like you. Buy some crack today, sell some MJ tomorrow. Then what? In five years, chocolate turd, you'll be dead. You'll either be shot dead by the cops, by another chocolate simian dope head, or you'll be anally raped and murdered in prison.
Come on, BOY, maybe you're ALREADY in the joint-
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
and you only contribute to the world by being a tool, cause your always used
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
lolololol what do you mean get off.. the Internets the only life you do have fucking loner cunt :L and its good to see you fucking got the picture that i live in australia fucking geez that took its time fucking dumb bitch,
and yeh i get sex compared to your tooth brush you use as a dildo cause you cant afford a real one and cant get out your door to buy a real one, fucking over weight lezo cunt, im calling you pigzilla from now on :L
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
...your pathetic circumstances. You drug abusing illiterate monkey. When I get off the fucking Internet, I have a clean, crime-free comfortable world, but you exist in that squalid cesspool of bitter hate, the byproduct of the "blame Whitey" mentality you've been so stupid to adhere to. Go jack yourself off while you stick your fingers in the stinky cunt of, and suck the droopy tits of some darkie gorilla chick. You get ALL the hot women, huh, BOY!
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
You illiterate, angry dark-BOY. @Aussiemerc101, where in Australia do you live? Tell us about your education. Tell us all what you do for a living. Tell us what city "down under" is lucky enough to have a literate genius dark chocolate turd like you contributing to their economy.
That's what we thought.
You TURD. You vile, angry, bitter, stupid dark chimpanzee. Your life must be frustrating. Tootsie-Roll BOY, you have only to look in the mirror to see whom to blame for your pathetic c
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
and yeh gonna "track my ip address" again :L
thats a fucking joke, and you still haven't 'fucked up' my computer yet bitch
so imma keep waiting 4 that
and atleast people on welfare have respect for themselves, compared to some fucked in the head slut who has your vagina ripped open by old cunts everyday to make a living aka you.
so fuck your intellect bitch, its nothing but shit, i reckon your mother shoulda just shallowed your dads cum instead of fucking making this piece of shit called you :L
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
geez your more fucked in the head then i expected :L and im white you dumb bitch i've only been saying it the whole fucking time :L
keep rubbing grease into your thighs you disgusting hoe, i bet you get charged for two tickets at a threatre cause your that obese, fucking bet your banned from macdonalds and kfc cause you cant fit through the door :L
and yeh we rocking it down here in australia compared to fucked in the head americans that have some fucked up dialect, "oogah boogah"? what the fuck
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
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Tell us, monkey chocolate BOY, where in Australia do you live? What do you do for a living? What is your racial / ethnic classification? How many chimpanzees like you ARE THERE in Australia? I'm sure you just BLEND IN down there, unnoticed. I'm sure a criminal, drug addicted, uneducated, welfare dependent piece of shit like you is a real hit with the Australian population.
Ooh ooh, aaah aaah, monkey want banana?
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
You chocolate fuckup. Here, I'll write using YOUR dialect: Oogah, boogah, shee muh-fugga, honkee ass moe-foe! Jack doan wun no hep, Jack doan GIT no hep!
You pathetic semi-literate, semi-human psychotic welfare dependent chimpanzee.
Jesus fuckin' Christ, until your dependent, broken down tattooed grill-wearing chocolate simian piece of shit self came along, I really wondered WHO THE FUCK were the RE-tards who voted for obama.
You little chimpanzee.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l and the name's "AUSSIE"merc for a fucking reason :L yeah your a dumb bitch, fucking hoe :L
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l lolz i may be high, but your an ugly slut with no boy friend, either way, i'll be sober in the morning, and stop that dog-gorilla shit, its fucking weird, and you just sound like a stupid shit, which defeats the fact that you 'claim' to have a degree, degree in what, sucking HIV dick, and stop wanting to fuck me with that 'come here boy' shit, you belong in a fucking white van you pedo cunt, come back your done fingering yourself to me, fucking desperate hoe :L
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
@Aussiemerc101,
Hey, BOY, sing and dance for us, BOY! Come on, BOY, you got the rhythm! Do you wear super baggy pants, loose at the top so your gangsta boxer shorts are showing, and all bagged-up at your ankles? Do you have (fake) gold jewelry all over your neck and a fucking GRILL on your front teeth? How many times have you been arrested? What street drugs do you use regularly? You boogie dark boy. No wonder you're so angry; life must SUCK for a piece of semi-human shit like you.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
What's up your ass, @Aussiemerc? A darkie like you who pretends to live in Australia already has some "issues", but you seem really angry! Life gotcha down? Frustrated that your pissant job and your welfare income don't give you that lifestyle you want so badly? Do you enjoy you pretend "Live In Australia" fantasy world? Tired of fucking those lard-ass Nigerian gorillas with their droopy mammaries? You pathetic darkie fuckup. For Christmas, I hope you get arrested--again.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 1 month ago
whose that other cum mouth i used to chat to, @g17y5wb yeah you fucking lez bitch, fuck your IP address tracking shit, you gave me my predicted one and it said i lived in the fucking ocean, fucking shit 4 brains anal fucker, who would wanna jack to your pimpled ass, you make straight men turn gay, fucking ugly cunt, when your done sticking a pool cue up your meat grinding snatch come back to eat this shit.
aussiemerc101 1 month ago
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l who fucking lite the fuse on your tampon bitch, i bet you were born on a highway, cause thats where most accidents happen, just like your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory, i'd shove my foot up your ass but you would enjoy it you fucking slut, comment back after your done fucking your dad
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gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 2 months ago
What is his name?
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gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 2 months ago
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l how do you remember your username
jonesn77 2 months ago
@jonesn77 with this username, ask him how he remembers his password..lol!
TheAtheistHindu 2 months ago
@yummbagels, why do you express such intolerance and hate towards that person? You must meditate more. More, Moore...hmmmm...that reminds me, Michael Moore had finished 2 skillets of seafood scrambled eggs & sausage with chili beans when Keith Olbermann decided to do fellatio on Moore. Moore soon began to fart toxic gasses which simulated the atmosphere on Venus. Olbermann then swung an uppercut punch into Moore's balls, making him puke all over Olbermann.
Thank you.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 2 months ago
I just finished listening with headphones and felt sooo released. First experience with anything like this. Just laid with eyes closed and felt stirrings of I don't know what but good and beautiful.
traeflan1 2 months ago
I think I'd break my right hip again if I sat like that. I'd love to read this mans books, Dr. Mark Epstein is great too. Winnocott too.
sandbar3000 2 months ago
if this video has a petty, stupid argument then we're all doomed.
jimmyshitbags 3 months ago
Seems like non of you guys in the comments are zen, but thats cool.
satansavenger667 3 months ago 2
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I'm on the toilet going poop RIGHT NOW, this very second.
It hurts.......
This hard chunk of shit came out first. It took awhile. It really hurt, like labor pain. It was associated with nausea, it hurt so much.
Then it was as if a dam had burst, and this fucking deluge of watery diarrhea came pouring out, and it stunk like rotten eggs.
Thank you.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 3 months ago
@meanbrew, hey, coward, remember the shit in the following post which you puked out 16 hours ago? I pointed out how fuck-for-brains liberals like you make straw man arguments [maybe your problem is that you don't understand what that means -- you ARE a fucking RE-tard] like the limbaugh shit, below, and fucking run off like a scared little dog with your tail between your legs !! !! !! "I got nothing else to say to you..."
Haha hhaaaa!!!
You will have a meaningless life, you dumbass...
g17y5wb 3 months ago
@g17y5wb why don't you go away? this video is meant for peace.. take your hatred elsewhere.
YummBagels 3 months ago
@g17y5wb That be Rush Limbaugh you be talking about? Because it sure sounds like him. What's the problem, were you not accepted as his personal fluffer? Don't take it personal, no doubt a lot of you fanboys compete for the position. "I'll give you Rush head, pick me!" "Ditto; pick me!". That's why you all call yourselves dittoheads. Which is quicker than saying "punk-ass inbred cum-drunk retard fascist right wing indignant mouth-breathing bitches".
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g17y5wb 3 months ago
@meanbrew
@meanbrew
@meanbrew
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g17y5wb 3 months ago
Hey, granola-eating pacifist viewers, here's what the buttfuck-for-brains COWARD "@meanbrew" posted at my channel, and my response to that girly-boy follows, for your viewing pleasure:
"meanbrew (1 hour ago) (Pending approval) Approve | Remove | Block User | Spam
Bitch, you have to actually present an argument before daring somebody to counter it. I got nothing else to say to you."
g17y5wb 3 months ago
Hey, monkey BOY, YOU're the fucking one who jumped on MY ass on that thread, REMEMBER, ASSFUCK??? Remember all your 6th grade level horseshit about rush limbaugh? Or did you "sleep write" that? You motherfucking moron..
g17y5wb 3 months ago
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"I got nothing else to say to you..." Waaaaahh waaaahhh !! You fucking coward chickenshit pussie woosie girly boy!!!! Fuck you !!!! You started this encounter, chickenshit, I'm laughing as you fucking put up a 'white' flag SO FUCKING QUICKLY!! Chickenshit RE-tard!!
I'll be shagging your ass for quite some time to come, you buttfuck
g17y5wb 3 months ago
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@meanbrew,
Hey, RE-tard, would you like to try to counter some arguments I've made, instead of shadow boxing rush "the fat, loudmouthed pig" limbaugh? I like how you chose your opponent, you chickenshit asswipe liberal. Wanna try to take ME on? I'll smear your fucking face all over any channel you chose. Pick the topic, you coward asshole, and let's see whose wit and reason is better.
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g17y5wb 3 months ago
I've read your writing; your GRAMMAR is so far below me it would be ridiculous for you to even TRY to be compared to me in that respect.
Fuck you, coward idiot RE-tard.
g17y5wb 3 months ago
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l,
You're sick. Thanks.
;-)
g17y5wb 4 months ago
@g17y5wb, Let me tell you, bitch, I've been to your channel myself, and if some guy jerks his guerken after seeing YOUR pictures, there's nothing wrong with him! You bitch, with a tan like that and the lean meat you flash, there are guys all over the cyber world whose rods are oozing jizm just SITTING there as they look at your channel...
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 4 months ago
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l -- I did a track of his IP address and his YouTube activity, and he went to your channel and mine a couple of times -- you're right, I'll bet he jacks off to the pictures!
Oh, well, let the BRAINWASHED Herman Cain hater have his fun....
g17y5wb 4 months ago
@gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l, Thanks, I think. Don't worry too much about me, deflecting shit from someone as illiterate and poorly reasoning as @meanbrew is something like shooting fish in a barrel. What the hell is this limbaugh shit he's obsessed with? Who the fuck listens to that fat idiot?
There are plenty of conservative voices in the media, many of whom are fucking idiots, but it's the RE-tards like @meanbrew who haven't the brains to distinguish among them.
Yeah, he's BRAINWASHED
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Look at the post by monkeyboy, ghettoballs, obama-worshiping, "BRAINWASHED" fucking moron @meanbrew, below.
The fucking dope can't generate a legitmate argument against conservatives, so the welfare-dependent BRAINWASHED anti-Herman Cain monkey CREATES A STRAW MAN.
G17y5wb said NOTHING about limbaugh, so you pull limbaugh OUT OF THIN AIR and puke some rage against him, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO CHALLENGE G17Y5WB!! You idiot.
Go masturbate to obama posters, BRAINWASHED boy....
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 4 months ago
@meanbrew, to quote you, "...you be talking about?"
How perfectly quaint! Authentic ghetto, ONLINE! Monkey want banana?
Get the fuck out of here, BOY, and back to your rap and hip-hop youtube video threads.
"...YOU BE TALKING ABOUT?" Hahhahhaaa!! Where the fuck are you, BOY,
Hey, basketball-for-brains, go synthesize more fantasy arguments against that fucking idiot, limbaugh, since you're out of your league against thinking conservatives.
You pathetic idiot liberal.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 4 months ago
@meanbrew, Hey, BOY, I found a program which translates writing from 'CIVILIZED" into "ghetto / neaderthal" so I can try to communicate with you:
Say whuhh, muh-fugga? Honkey muh-fuh, sheee, boy, mah bro obama, he be gibben dem free-bies to me n da boyz in da hood, shee, so I be votin' foh dat boy, sheeeee.....Das right, moh-foe, he be gibben stuff to me foh FREE! Das howz I like it, broh!! Shee, honkie broh muh-fuh....
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 4 months ago
Look at the dipshit comment below. What the fuck does Limbaugh have to do with anything? Some fucking moron lib can't generate an argument against a well-reasoning conservative, so he formulates some straw man and hangs it up on an effigy of (a fucking MORON like) Limbaugh to joust against. Cute, but pretty fucking stupid. Hey, asshole @meanbrew, you think you're pretty smart, huh, LET'S GET IT ON, "BOY."
Here, in language YOU can understand: "Shee, muh-fuh, you be sayin' whu, shee?"
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gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 4 months ago
Fat disingenuous pig. So physically repulsive, so desperate for approval & love, he leads a movement of jealous, bitter, stupid, lazy lemmings against "authority" in the US (conservatives in particular, and adults in general) while hypocritically living as one of those targeted for their disdain. Reminds me of Al "sex offender" Gore.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
@g17y5wb That be Rush Limbaugh you be talking about? Because it sure sounds like him. What's the problem, were you not accepted as his personal fluffer? Don't take it personal, no doubt a lot of you fanboys compete for the position. "I'll give you Rush head, pick me!" "Ditto; pick me!". That's why you all call yourselves dittoheads. Which is quicker than saying "punk-ass inbred cum-drunk retard fascist right wing indignant mouth-breathing bitches".
meanbrew 4 months ago
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Moore tried to jack off to pictures of Elizabeth Hasselbeck but he could never get it stiff. He started daydreaming about Noam Chomsky and Fiedel Castro, and his dick turned into a rock. Fred (Herman Munster) Gywnne showed up and slid his bratwurst in Moore's asshole. Then Burl Ives grabbed Moore's pickle and YANKED on it until it broke. Then Wm. Frawley slid his pickle in Barney's Frank, and sucked Anthony's Weiner.
Thank you.
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Moore cooked some bratwursts and decided to try a new thing to add flavor. He slid a couple of them up his butthole - I mean WAY up there. They got stuck. He dug them out, getting poop under his fingernails (which he got to enjoy gnawing out for days later). The dug-out brats were broken but covered with fecal slime and asshole sweat. Moore thought they tasted absolutely YUMMY.
Thank you.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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Chomsky was walking his poodle through the woods when he felt the urge to pee. He looked for a deserving tree and when he chose one and approached it, he was surprised to find Burl Ives sitting at the base of the tree reading the Gita. Chomsky unholstered his dick and Burl Ives grabbed it and yanked on it with over 330 Newton-metres of force. It broke. Then then Michael Moore walked up and buttfucked both of them.
Thank you.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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Nick Jonah fucked Justin Bieber in the poop chute, and then he spritzed Tabasco sauce on Bieber's dick. Then Screech from Saved By The Bell showed up and rubbed Vaseline on everyone's dick and hung Christmas tree ornaments from their testicles. Next, Screech inserted a cooked bratwurst into Nick's asshole, I mean WAY in there, then he pulled it out AND ATE IT.
Thank you.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
"MICHAEL MOORE'S DIETARY INDISCRETION"
A Food Love Story
Michael moore ate 5 bowls of All Bran cereal and a full can of peanuts and washed it down with a half gallon of expired milk and 32 oz. of porter style beer. He then ate an entire 16 inch deep dish pizza (solo) and an entire skillet of scrambled eggs covered with bleu cheese. He did this while he listened to The Dixie Chicks on his iPod and as he tried to masturbate to Rosie O'Donnell's image on TV.
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g17y5wb 4 months ago
So then that pig, michael moore, began farting with the same force as a gamma ray burst from Eta Carinae, a forewarning of things to come. He squatted on the toilet and began watching The View, streamed live on his laptop. He grunted--"Unnngh, ouch, unngh..." as he fought like a woman in labor to forcefully blow a brick-like plug of mucus / poop out his ass, splashing the urine-filled toilet water up against his ass, and with enough violence to trigger car alarms in his neighborhood.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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Next, those scrambled eggs came out with the consistency of butterscotch pudding, smelling like a cross between cooked meat and sulfurous rotten eggs -- yummie! Finally, a deluge of foul smelling, watery diarrhea came pouring out, pungent enough to set off his smoke detector.
Thank you.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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alors tu es un antisioniste fanatik...t un vrai comique..t'imagines pas ce qu'on peut faire sur internet comment crois tu que wikileaks a accédé a des informations gouv top secret..alors tu penses remonter des commentaires jusqu'a ton e mail puis ip etc etc vous etes payé pour faire ça?sioniste a 2 balles vous seriez capable de faire ça a l'oeil..mais si ya de la tune a se faire me contacte pas y'a des gens qui valent mieux que vous et c là qu'on when I say the word "fuck".
Merci.
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g17y5wb 4 months ago
@dcacnc, it's because he speaks slowly and softly. Do you REALLY not 'know how' he's calming? Hmmm...Have you suffered from a cerebrovascular accident or something? Are you autistic, lacking an ability to perceive others and their emotions?
Anyway, dude, Cornfield, the clown in the video (NOT Lyle Lovett, who appears at 0:11) is a weekend cagefighter who has frequently been fined for eye gouging his opponents and for spitting in their faces. He's quite a violent type.
Peace, brother.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
this guy is calming for some reason no idea how...
dcacnc 4 months ago
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FUCK all palestinians and all those who support them.
Fuck all arabs and anyone who supports them. Primitive semi-human mongrels.
Thank you.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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Chomsky only presumes that "human nature" includes the need to be free and creative, I think that's a fair assumption to make, whereas hierarchical economic arrangements like so-called "free market" systems assumes many erroneous things about human nature. I don't see why Chomsky's vision of anarcho-syndicalist society. I believe you notice me more when I use the word 'fuck'. Buckley presumes anything about human nature beyond the fact that they don't want to be exploited slaves.
Thank you
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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Chomsky was walking his poodle through the woods when he felt the urge to pee. He looked for a deserving tree and when he chose one and approached it, he was surprised to find Burl Ives sitting at the base of the tree reading the Gita. Chomsky unholstered his dick and Burl Ives grabbed it and yanked on it with over 330 Newton-metres of force. It broke. Then then Michael Moore walked up and buttfucked both of them.
Thank you.
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Hot fucking cocksucking two timing bitch,
Mama's in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, Father's in hell And brother's in jail
Sister's on the corner yelling "Pussy for sale!"
Danke.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
Chomsky only presumes that "human nature" includes the need to be free and creative, I think that's a fair assumption to make, whereas hierarchical economic arrangements like so-called "free market" systems assumes many erroneous things about human nature. I don't see why Chomsky's vision of anarcho-syndicalist society, I believe you notice me more when I use the word 'fuck', presumes anything about human nature beyond the fact that they don't want to be exploited slaves.
Fuck you all.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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Have you ever farted but to your surprise it wasn't just air--it was some slimy, mucus wad of diarrhea? Now your whole buttcrack was filled with slimy diarrhea, and you thought "Oh, FUCK!!". But you were in class, or on a date, so you had to just sit there and act normal. But soon you started to stink like a baby's diaper, and people started looking at you....
Well?
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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Hey, assholes, ponder this:
I am taking a shit right now, right this very second. A loaf of poop is slithering out of my asshole RIGHT NOW. It stinks like ground beef with vinegar gravy and scrambled eggs.
Uuunnngh....
There. I'm done now. It stinks like hell in here.
Thank you.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
William Frawley played Fred Mertz on I Love Lucy. Frawley FUCKED Chomsky in his rectum while simultaneously grabbing Woody Allen's woody, and wrapping his mouth around Barney's Frank. Frawley then had his own rectum violated by Anthony's Weiner.
Fred Gwynne later arrived and sprayed Kouros pour Homme on all of them, and began expelling foul smelling flatus from his butthole while he completely disrobed, revealing tattoos of Jimmy Carter and Vladimir Lenin on his butt cheeks.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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I'm on the toilet going poop RIGHT NOW, this very second.
It hurts.......
This hard chunk of shit came out first. It took awhile. It really hurt, like labor pain. It was associated with nausea, it hurt so much.
Then it was as if a dam had burst, and this fucking deluge of watery diarrhea came pouring out, and it stunk like rotten eggs.
Thank you.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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William Frawley grabbed Lyle Lovett's pickle and yanked on it until it broke.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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SREKCUFREHTOM
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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S R E K C U S K C O C U O Y
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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S S A Y M T O U T A E
g17y5wb 4 months ago
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FUCK the generic, manipulative imagery on TV, ads in particular.
Fuckin' BALD BLACK man and ugly greasy fuckin' white guy with long, greasy hair that he's too fucking lazy to even bother COMBING, and a 5 day beard growth. Then, of course, they're joined by the TOKEN Chinese chick.
This is "Hollywood's" shallow impression of what America (ought to...) looks like. And so many shallow minded buttfuck-for-brains lemmings mindlessly try to imitate TV ad characters. Pathetic.
Thank you.
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g17y5wb 4 months ago
So anyway, I was starting to meditate in group, but when I folded my legs into lotus position my hip popped out of its socket. Damn! It hurt like hell! I began moaning and groaning, but my fellow meditators thought I was chanting my mantra so they ignored me.
Since I was already in lotus position, I farted this rotten eggs scented flatus that wafted around the room--THAT got their attention.
Consequently, I decided to just go ahead and shit my pants, hoping they'd call an ambulance.
g17y5wb 4 months ago
MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA ! !
g17y5wb 4 months ago
@g17y5wb
How about the rest of the world? You know... where America is a part off? God will not ever bless the selfrighteous or sinfull who think they are better than the rest and are Gods favorites and feel the need to hold it up as a sign of attention for ones greatness.
theR34p3R 4 months ago
Learjet three-five alpha be advised -- all airspace above one thousand feet is closed for a military operation.
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g17y5wb 4 months ago
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Learjet three-five alpha be advised -- all airspace above one thousand feet is closed for a military operation.
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Learjet three-five alpha be advised -- all airspace above one thousand feet is closed for a military operation.
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g17y5wb 4 months ago
I think that guy whose hip popped out WAS serious.
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g17y5wb 4 months ago
Can there be no serious comment? This was a very nice video and even relaxing just to watch.
Us4rnam3 5 months ago
So anyway, I was starting to meditate in group, but when I folded my legs into lotus position my hip popped out of its socket. Damn! It hurt like hell! I began moaning and groaning, but my fellow meditators thought I was chanting my mantra so they ignored me.
Since I was already in lotus position, I farted this rotten eggs scented flatus that wafted around the room--THAT got their attention.
Consequently, I decided to just go ahead and shit my pants, hoping they'd call an ambulance.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 5 months ago
@g17ywb your face is a cornfield bitch :D fuckin replie!
aussiemerc101 5 months ago
Cornfield is a weekend cagefighter who gets called for eye gouging and spitting in his opponents' faces.
Fuck.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
There are dozens or more specific styles of meditation practice; the word meditation may carry different meanings in different contexts. Meditation has been practiced since antiquity as a component of numerous religious traditions.
Please watch video for some ways or tips on how to do MEDITATION by meditationtips101.
meditationtips101 5 months ago
@g17y5wb and yeah what the fuck you stole three of my comments >:( give em back bitch! :D
aussiemerc101 5 months ago
@g17y5wb oh and your so fuckin perfect bitch :D dont think this convo's over yet slut :D or do you surrenda mutha fucka! :D
aussiemerc101 5 months ago
@contralto25: "To comment is easy, to say something meaning full [sic] is hard."
1) It's "meaningful", a single word.
2) I noticed that one of the YouTube videos which you favorited is "The Penis Song". I am sure THAT is very substantial and meaningful, also.
Everyone, please check out the channel for contralto25 and see if you can tell what kind of lady -- I mean gay -- I mean guy -- he is. He 'putts from the rough'.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
@g17ywb oh im shaking in my fuckin boots 4 ya bitch :D no need to steal my fuckin payouts bitch cause you 2 much of a dum bitch to think up any :D haha wrong ip address stupid bitch :D dont know shit 4 computers aye! and oh yeah is your boyfriend the grinch who stole christmas? meditate on that shit slut! XD and yeah write fuckin up-right bitch tilt your head up if you have! fuckin geez! you get dumber and fuckin fatter every day geez! fuckin weirdo bitch, :DDDDDD comment again! :DDDD bitchz1!!
aussiemerc101 5 months ago
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Emerson also wrote,
"Hot fucking cocksucking two-timing bitch,
Mama's in the kitchen cooking red-hot shit, Father's in hell, and brother's in jail,
Sister's on the corner yelling, "Pussy for sale!"
Fuckin' A.
Thank you.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
Hey, @aussiemerc101 ghetto monkey, "˙ʎoq" 'dn noʎ ʞɔnɟ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯɐ ı 541˙601˙68˙46 :ssǝɹppɐ dı ɹnoʎ sı ǝɹǝɥ ˙ǝɯıʇ ƃıq ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɹnoʎ dn ƃuıʞɔnɟ uo ƃuıʞɹoʍ ɯɐ ı puɐ 'sɹǝʞɔnɟ llɐ ɟo ɹǝɥʇoɯ noʎ 'ssǝɹppɐ dı ɔıɯɐuʎp ɹnoʎ ǝʌɐɥ ı
g17y5wb 5 months ago
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g17y5wb 5 months ago
Hey, @aussiemerc101, ˙pɹɐʇsɐq noʎ ˙sı pɐp ɹnoʎ oɥʍ ʍouʞ uǝʌǝ ʇ,usǝop ɯoɯ ɹnoʎ 'pǝǝpuı ;pɐp ɐ pɐɥ ɹǝʌǝu noʎ ¿ʇunɔ ɹǝɥ ɟo ʇno noʎ pǝddod uǝɥʇ puɐ 'uolǝɟ ǝɯos pǝ-puɐʇs ʇɥƃıu ǝuo oɥʍ 'ǝlɐɯǝɟ pǝıɹɹɐɯ-uǝǝq-ɹǝʌǝu ɐ ɟo plıɥɔ ǝɥʇ ǝq oʇ lǝǝɟ ʇı sǝop ʍoɥ 'ʎoq ʎǝʞuoɯ 'ʎǝɥ
g17y5wb 5 months ago
Once I was sleeping on the sofa with my boyfriend when I was awakened by him jamming his pickle into my Love Canal, from behind. We were -- I guess you would call is 'spooning', and he was behind me. His hands were holding my hips, from behind, and he was forcibly thrusting his pelvis into my buns.
It was awesome.
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g17y5wb 5 months ago
Ponder, to wit: The following eloquent panegyric from our socratic neologist, "aussiemerc101": (go look it up, you illiterate monkey motherfucker)
Three paragraphs of prose, comparable to that of Ralph Waldo Emerson, follow....
g17y5wb 5 months ago
i aint been 2 ur fuckin yet slut! im fearful of the fact you sum big fat bitch with pizza slices between your peanut butter vagina :DD honestly bitch what the fucks with the klu klux klan fuckin fuckin comments slut, you made the point you sum racist whore with a fuck up head with those fuckin weird comments? go ride your fat woman scooter bitch :DD and thats rite mutha fucka! i b intellectual boss :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD comment again! if you date bitch o_O ....
g17y5wb 5 months ago
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haha what the fuck bitch? you on cocaine, no wonder you got aids and shit. i bet you got some fucking proplems aye? stalking my profile and shit, what you want me or sumthin? i dont do lez'os ok,.. slut you aint got shit 4 brains ok, trying to gett all fucking "look this word up in the dictionary" and shit, and wtf? i aint 29. the fuck are you getting that from? go back to playing musical chairs ok, ps plz post again!!!
g17y5wb 5 months ago
haha wheres your fuckin degree bitch :D dont got 1 cause its stuck up yo asshole :L i predict you brain is principles composed of 1) human feces and you know what else 2) marshmallows and tar :D haha thats rite bitch! and you be the one with fuckin HIV positive and Hepes, cause half the male population of the united states been where your degree is :DDD and yeahhh told your friend his a loner fag yet, tell us tomozz bitch! comment again :DDDDDDddd slutbiu tbitch....
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g17y5wb 5 months ago
look below everyone, stupid bitch attempts to make a point!
aussiemerc101 5 months ago
Everyone, look below--they're giving the inmates access to computers and WiFi!!
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g17y5wb 5 months ago
@g17ywb haha fuckin stalker bitch! i aint been 2 ur fuckin yet slut! im fearful of the fact you sum big fat bitch with pizza slices between your peanut butter vagina :DD honestly bitch what the fucks with the klu klux klan fuckin fuckin comments slut, you made the point you sum racist whore with a fuck up head with those fuckin weird comments? go ride your fat woman scooter bitch :DD and thats rite mutha fucka! i b intellectual boss :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD comment again! if you date bitch o_O ....
aussiemerc101 5 months ago
So anyway, I was starting to meditate in group, but when I folded my legs into lotus position my hip popped out of its socket. Damn! It hurt like hell! I began moaning and groaning, but my fellow meditators thought I was chanting my mantra so they ignored me.
Since I was already in lotus position, I farted this rotten eggs scented flatus that wafted around the room--THAT got their attention.
Consequently, I decided to just go ahead and shit my pants, hoping they'd call an ambulance.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
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Have you ever farted but to your surprise it wasn't just air--it was some slimy, mucus wad of diarrhea? Now your whole buttcrack was filled with slimy diarrhea, and you thought "Oh, FUCK!!". But you were in class, or on a date, so you had to just sit there and act normal. But soon you started to stink like a baby's diaper, and people started looking at you....
Well?
g17y5wb 5 months ago
I ate an entire bag of peanuts in the shell, and chased it with 3 bowls of All-Bran cereal. Then I washed it down with a pint of warm Guiness and some buttermilk (I'm lactose intolerant).
4 hours later I awoke from a deep sleep with intense abdominal pain, as my colon was distended and ready to rupture. I ran to the toilet and blew this huge rock out my ass before a deluge of watery diarrhea came flooding out, and it reeked like rotten eggs. Then I threw up.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
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Have you ever wiped your butt after you went poop, and you noticed a big gap or hole in the wad of toilet paper, so now there was this smear of poop on your bare hand?
Gross!!
But you were curious so you sniffed it before you wiped it off onto your pants.
Fuck.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
Hey, meditators, Check out the youtube channel for "aussiemerc101", where he describes himself as "Muthafucking Boss".
Hmmmm...
Can you imagine what this clown smells like when he sweats?! Wow, I'll bet he STINKS!! (You KNOW what I mean...)
Look at the little goofball symbols he repeatedly enters -- I think that boy is maybe 12 or 13 years old.
Hey, "Muthafucking Boss", PLEASE QUIT COMING TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND M A S T U R B A T I N G TO MY PICTURES.
You gross pig. You REALLY stink.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
Well, @aussiemerc101, your eloquent paragraph below pretty well establishes you as having a superior intellect.
How nice.
No wonder that buttfuck mongrels like you vote for politicians who promise to give you things which are paid for by others. You are not capable of getting an education or working productively at a job.
You illiterate RE-tard .
REKCUFRETHOM
g17y5wb 5 months ago
@g17ywb haha wheres your fuckin degree bitch :D dont got 1 cause its stuck up yo asshole :L i predict you brain is principles composed of 1) human feces and you know what else 2) marshmallows and tar :D haha thats rite bitch! and you be the one with fuckin HIV positive and Hepes, cause half the male population of the united states been where your degree is :DDD and yeahhh told your friend his a loner fag yet, tell us tomozz bitch! comment again :DDDDDDddd slutbitchslutbitchslutbitchslutbitch....
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g17y5wb 5 months ago
Hey, BOY, get a job.....
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g17y5wb 5 months ago
Uh, yeah, okay.
Just WHERE is your college degree from? What did you say? We'll wait....
....we're still waiting, BOY....
You provide us out here in the THINKING, CIVILIZED world a glimpse of the dirty, seedy, criminal, primitive, tattooed and mega-body-pierced snoopdog-emulating welfare-dependent, foul smelling slums out there. BOY, as you sit on your computer and spew your racist anti-whitey shit, I tracked your dynamic IP address (NOT your "ISP").
Love ya!
g17y5wb 5 months ago
@g17ywb tell your language expert his fuckin loner fag :D your insults are like fukin so weird! and like yeah what with the fuckin monkey shit? and you still racist slut who dont like people who not b white, go back to your clan bitch you need no meditation :P and you aint fukin fortune teller slut :D so yeah heres your new name "g17y-fukin slut racist bitch fucks bin laden-wb' :D how bout dem apples bitch! commentt againnnnnnnnnnnnn :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD slutbitchslutbitchslutbitch <-copyrit
aussiemerc101 5 months ago
@aussiemerc101,
There you go, the typical moronic argument monkeys like you make: "If anything happens to me which I don't like, blame it on my race and label those who do better than me as racist". Jesse Jackass has instructed you and your race well. STICK TOGETHER means more to you monkeys than "Do the Right Thing". Why do -93% of you ALL vote the same way? You whiney racist lazy stupid failure.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
Hey,asshole-merc101, I spoke with a language expert who instructed me on how to communicate with a primitive, unintelligent, illiterate urban ghetto monkey like you, so I will now speak in YOUR language:
Shheee, muh-fugga, honky beech ! Me be pumpin' mah seed in dem fat women so day makin' dem babies n gettin' dem welfare checks! I juss go by dem ho's crib n take MY cut o dat money, honey. Beats woikin' foe uh livin' , brah!
g17y5wb 5 months ago
Ooh ooh aaah aaah, monkey want banana.
Hey, BOY, you began this thing.
Fuck off.
PS: isn't it time for you to make another monkey chick pregnant and then abandon her?
Have a terrible life. You will be dead in less than 8 years.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
@g17ywb geez bitch you seem to hate people who aint white, got a proplem? you klu klux klan imperial wizard racist muthafukin slutpussybitch, plz replie :DDDDDDDDD
aussiemerc101 5 months ago
@g17ywb fuck that! im glad i aint american, you bankrupt pussies cant even fight a war against fucking civilians with a few guns that you guys fucking gave em :D and fuckin geez how many posts you need to make slut! XD geez! you aint shit at insults, i may not be an artist at that but fuck you suck at them! i'd laugh if the taliban won and you got raped by like 100 terrorists and made their bitch and sexslave, that would be pretty funny :D i've bookmarks this page as argument with crazy bitch :D
aussiemerc101 5 months ago
So anyway, I was starting to meditate in group, but when I folded my legs into lotus position my hip popped out of its socket. Damn! It hurt like hell! I began moaning and groaning, but my fellow meditators thought I was chanting my mantra so they ignored me.
So I farted this rotten eggs flatus-THAT got their attention. Then, since I was still folded up in lotus position, I decided to just go ahead and shit my pants, hoping they'd call an ambulance.
gj7l1O0ij49gq1l00O0l 5 months ago
MEDITATION FANS--go to the channel for "Aussiemerc101" and see what a SnoopDog wanna be, who fantasizes that he's living in Australia, is like. Then put the comments which that illiterate mongrel writes here into context.
See ya.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
@aussiemerc101, how many fat gorilla chicks have you gotten pregnant? How many illegitmate babies are crawling around, living on welfare and ADC and SNAP (paid for by productive human members of our society) while you chum around the internet selling drugs for a living?
How many fat gorilla mamas are raising the babies b/c YOU shot your sperm into their obese pussies then ran away without marriage, let alone plans for family life?
You primitive, illiterate mongrel motherfucker.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
@aussiemerc, Obama is not going to help you down there, BOY.
What the fuck, you're a liar, anyway, you're too much of a chickenshit to admit you're in urban, ghetto USA, the land where you have more opportunity to succeed than anywhere else on earth.
g17y5wb 5 months ago
@aussiemerc101, But you're too stupid and too lazy to try to ACHIEVE anything. No, boy, you're one of the army of darkies who votes for obama and demands things you feel like you deserve.
You uneducated, illiterate, stupid, violent, criminal, ugly, HORRIBLE SMELLING SWEATY mongrel motherfucker.
g17y5wb 5 months ago