More MicroMachines

[findTHEawesome]

JOHN! YOU ARE A F*CKING BOSS!!!

[GSkid3423]

i <3 crystal meth

[SamhainTheDark]

... Suddenly, the whole world seems to move at a much slower pace.

[swankrecords]

meth

[wickedclown926]

uh huhhuhhuh he's fast :P

[leprechaun81atx]

half the speed he speaks normal lol

[64xgamer]

Put on the 2x speed :D

[MrDanthesportsman]

Toys stink now, not like they use to be

[nappa0582]

@MrDanthesportsman why am i not surprised to find a nostalgiafag [-_-]

[afterlife300]

Wha?

[AliceSonicGundamFan]

BLURR!

[Swampert384]

Is it scary that I actually caught all that, and could understand most of it?

[VMIFerrari]

I used to own the aircraft carrier. To be honest I was disappointed with the scale (the ship's proportions were all wrong - it should have been about 2 feet long to be more realistic). I still own about 90% of my Micro Machines military vehicles and playsets, but I didn't shed a tear when I sold the carrier!

[kullas924]

wht the hell i wish i was a kid again godamit

[LuckyNumber48]

TECH N9NE!!

oh, no?

[zone1282]

i bet this guy made hella money back then. Because you dont see him doing commericals anymore.

[KingKelii1]

Here what I heard:wbnndsjejebahhshddjMICRO­MACHINESfdbdnsbhddhdnsbddbshsh­dhdnsbhshshshsbdhbfdnhshCARRIE­RjhshsdbdbfbWE WANT YOU TO WASTE YOUR MONEYejdjshdhshdhsyzshbsbsbbsg­dbsjshdnbdhdhshshehehhdfjjdjru­dddushREMEMBERIF IT DOESN'T SAY MICRO MACHINES ITS NOT THE REAL THING:D

[spongebob221998]

That aircraft carrier is FUCKING AWESOME, LOL!!!!!!!!!

[925goodfella]

he reminds me of the Scatman:D

[866Infernus]

thumbs up if you watched this at 2011

[siesguterfan92]

hahaha =D

[300Stalker]

i was watching irate 80 s when this poped up and its funny AS hell XD

[EqualizerC]

he can rap motherfuckin fast :D

[mrGlitch2000]

Billy, it's mother, time for dinner!

[myrealghostbusters]

whatdidhesayididnotcatchwhathe­said

[ChainAlgorithm0]

OMG I HAD THIS

[dianamadelin]

i think he just put alot of random words in 1 sentence :D

[Bright12ful]

He has the best Flows

[beethovenboy]

Fuck, takes me back.

[watdaddy55]

I had that aircraft carrier!

[eccentricity00]

NOSTALGIA

[2manyburgers]

.....................SEQUEL!!!­!.........................

Thisisthemicromachinemanpresen­tingthemostmidgetminiaturemoto­rcadeofmicromachines! Plusincrediblemicromachinepock­etplaysetseachonecomeswithitso­wnspecialeditionmicromachineve­hicleandfunfantasticfeaturesli­kethismicromachinesservicecent­reandmanymore.

Andtheseplaysetsfittogethertof­ormaperfectlyprecicemicromachi­neworld! Themicromachinescollectthemrac­ethemtradethemfromgaloobrememb­erifitdoesntsaymicromachines, its not the real thing!

[bwillson82081]

Too fast to understand what he is saying but it's hilarious though! ;D

[RandyRocksfull1]

thumbs if the irate gamer brought u here

[sycomania134]

I remember I lost this shit because it was so small

[pokemon1805]

can you repeat that sir

[MakubekuUrashima]

billy mays had a perma capslock, he didnt have a space bar

[SpiralPegasus]

@MakubekuUrashima ahahahhahahaaha!!!

10 internets for you, good sir!

[KierLightraven]

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen! wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen! wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen!

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Holy shit! He talks like a character from Speed Racer!

[FalnComx]

did I hear him say "a midget fucked my wife?"

[scir91]

i used to buy these as a kid. they were really great and portable.

[TecZero1000]

thumbs up if the commercial ended before you got done commenting

[Kaitlyn102798]

All i got was it's not the real thing. So im just gonna buy a Tow-Mater.

[pumishumi]

he should start all his commercials with "Kids Kids Kids!"

[manuelgreed]

GOLDEN LOST TIMES!! >< *_*

[PIE50100]

thank god this guy doesn't do audio books

[MahdiRanger]

well played Busta Rhymes but can you do it like him.

Look at him now

[98shahn]

all i can say is DAMN that man talks fast

[bwillson82081]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! This guy was funny years ago listening to this commercial, Listening to it again today is still funny! Great job making this video! It rocks! Keep it up!!!!!!!!!! :D

[tombusbytmb]

anybody else look this up after watching cornshaq baby please?

[McAwsomedude1]

this dude need to slow down and smoke some weed

[freimiser]

That was fast! Thank god this guy doesn't do audiobooks.

[MoonshadowCaz]

Classic Toy Room!

[tamerdp]

CGR and Nostalgia Critic! HOOOOWAAAA

[gravionist]

More CGR ftw :D

[Megatron5435055]

Thumbs up if Mike from classic game room brought you here

[Frankfurtdabezzzt]

@Megatron5435055 his name is mark, dumbass

[Fredde1Widde]

@Megatron5435055 Who is Mike? Mark sent me from Classic Toy Room.

[TheSnoopyfan29]

wooooaaaahh thats a big mouthful there

[Safin1]

Dane brought me here !!! :D

[MakubekuUrashima]

@Safin1 that would work if he LINKED the video, telling you to search is not sending you here

[trueking128]

@MakubekuUrashima Actualy it is

[Safin1]

Dane broughtme here !!! :D

[joda294]

can he say "to the face" 5 times in one sec?

[MrHunterChandler]

How does he talk so fast

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

how much does the 30-seconds-ad cost? - 5,000 bucks - hmm...what about 15 seconds for the same thing?

[BigDog40962]

ok then *paints the word Micro Machine on a Hot Wheels"

[dyumbla]

Going once, twice, SOLD!

[SilverSword522]

he talked so fast i couldnt understand him

[PsychoticEarwig]

Your comments seem so slooooooow now!

[Reigam4]

Just image that guy running a Phone-sex line

[iNvictaStudios]

So this is what Coke does...

[mbenzsl2000]

looks like 1 person bought a fake micromachine...

[MarioFlashOsu]

i want these to be ads on YT...

[LordDracha]

i lost all of the little planes, boats, and parts within a day or two. for the rest of my childhood my wars involved a random ghostship aircraft carrier

[GekiMS]

I'm sorry what

[thegreatmasteryuri85]

that's micromachines not FASTmachines!

stop talking fast i can't understand anything!!!!

[2manyburgers]

themicromachinemanhereaircraft­carrierthereyoucanthavethatbut­youcanhavethis

thenewmicromachineaircraftcarr­ie­rplayset! thedramaticallydetailedreplica­­oftherealthingthatholds25micr­omachineswithfabulousfantastic­features2totallyterrificelevat­o­rsrealworkinghoistrunwayand2­ca­rgolocks!

thenewmicromachineaircraftcarr­ierplaysetfromgaloobrememberif­itdoesntsaymicromachines, its not the real thing!

[mirrorkat23]

@2manyburgers OMG I LOVE YOU!!!! for typing this! We needed the words for a school project xD

[Billy1RBstudios]

@2manyburgers LOL i cant read this in the same speed that he talks

[RandyRocksfull1]

@2manyburgers wow

[redtailhawk71]

one person can't keep up

[KingKehra]

wow I had this boat when I was a kid lol but the hull was blue

[Jsuarez6]

You lost me at "The MicroMachine man..."

[zangetsu9196]

This guy could produce sonic booms with the speed he speaks at.

[lizerdspherex]

HOLY CRAP IT'S BLUR!

[albusron3490]

wow, 2 commercials within a timespan of thirty second. John Moschitta should do more TV ads.

[MOONRAK3R23]

The fuckn micro machines guy was fuckn awesome. The toys weren't bad either.

[MaryStewart]

scatman!

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Wait Galoob was the same company that made the Game Genie!

[starscream372]

fuck,slow down you tool!XD,just kidding,this guy is a classic.

[hannahmalfoy12]

good thing that guy doesn't do audio books

[CR055H41RZ]

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remember if it doesn't say micromachines, it's not the real thing

[charlesc300]

if this guy was your teacher you'll probably have 15 min classes

[commander672]

@charlesc300

Imagine SPANISH CLASS!

[charlesc300]

@commander672 imagine the test of that class

[tylerkillspoon]

@charlesc300 "All I remember is something about MicroMachines..."

[drago433]

@charlesc300 or less

[charlesc300]

@drago433 or i thing your head would explode trying to assimilate things at that rate

[ChirlaxxFlave]

@charlesc300 well it depends how fast you take notes

[charlesc300]

@ChirlaxxFlave No nobody can take notes and teachers at college does not wait their time until you take notes

[Titan990]

I wonder if he can do an audio book

[dexter280]

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

[Wingslinger1]

is he hispanic?

[dabrooklynbomb8]

not the way for a pharmacist to talk

[Aquatica4]

OMG I remember this commercial!!!

[CDenic]

First time I saw this commercial, I was annoyed that he said I couldn't have the real aircraft carrier.

Still working on aquiring one though...

[evildead818]

miss them micro machines but then again i used to get yelled at from my mom cause i left them laying around and she stepped on them!

[kingfanboi]

I miss these especially the star wars ones :(

[Contrajoe]

@kingfanboi Personally, I wish I could have had the battleship(s?) and carrier(s).

[aedryanchklar]

one day that man will explode and we will lose a great person

[2biodude2]

i wonder if 5 year olds can comprehend this

[Contrajoe]

@2biodude2 I think the intended role of 5-yr-olds is to go "MOMMY THAT LOOKS SO COOL I WANT IT!"

Comprehension doesn't matter very much.

[2biodude2]

@Contrajoe do u think he's a pedo?

[Contrajoe]

@2biodude2 I do not know of any evidence that suggests as much.

[RoboTekno]

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MEN!!!

[StarFighters76]

OMG IT'S BLURR!!

[radbmx81]

hahaha i still have that carrier

[ALT980]

I wanted that aircraft carrier, bad!

[ifranz11]

lol rock on dude

[grooveclubhouse]

shame they had to make micro machines not so micro anymore so kids wouldn't eat them....

[42ndSSPanzerDivision]

question what ever happened to Micro Machines/ Galoob?

[Jourell1]

@42ndSSPanzerDivision Galoob is still around, it's now a division of Hasbro. As for MM, they've pretty much been discontinued. there have been a few attempts to revitalize them but they weren't popular.

[Kopeke88]

bla bla bla bla? u talk so fast that i dont understand like... ololololimanoobomgwtfbbqlookmi­cromachinesiscoolblablabla so.. WTF

[Beatnick79]

@Kopeke88 lmao

[MaYheMfortheMaSSeS]

@Kopeke88 This is a classic commercial from the 1980's, if you have never seen, or played with micro machines, then why are you watching this anyway? These commercials sold millions of micro machines and are some of the most memorable commercials in history, so I would say it was a great marketing idea.

[TrashDevil3000]

bohr cool

[steaminghotnoodles]

(my translation)

"the micro machine man here, air craft carrying hair, you can tap hats, but you can tap piss. the new micro machine playset! the drematicaly detained, terribly trimmed replica of the real thing that holds 2 to 5 micromachines! with crap and fantastic features, real working toys, run away, and 2 bottle rockets the new micro machines hair crap carrier playset....if it doesnt say micro machines, its not the real thing...

[HumanDaikon]

Hey don't diss Micro Machines. They're awesome, so is John Moschitta.

[steaminghotnoodles]

@HumanDaikon

i aint, im just joking around, not disrespecting micro machines, they ARE awesome!!!!!!!!

[HumanDaikon]

@steaminghotnoodles

Okay, sorry.

[bradmann85]

i used to have a remote controlled micro machines car that was hard wired to the remote.

[joejumps4fun]

Micro machines ruled the 80s-90s!! Galoob....now it's just Hasbro.

[LaFylnn]

isnt he the Scat Man? ;p

[HumanDaikon]

No, that's somebody different.

[LynkxMan]

It's that teacher from Saved by the Bell

[HumanDaikon]

Yes, he was in an episode, but I never watched the show, I just read that he was, and I don't know if it was just a guest role or a regular character.

[jostein91]

I feel sorry for those who's going to sub/dub this...

[Billy1RBstudios]

you are very right, this guy talks super fast!

[LookMaNoBrains]

They don't make good toys anymore. Coz kidz nowadays are only obessed with online game and Mcdonalds.

[HumanDaikon]

Yeah, I know. Really.

[FLICKGEEK]

I had that aircraft carrier, god I feel old.

Why the hell did the stop making Micro Machines?

[XanderCage416]

Me too. It was one of my favorites.

[Billy1RBstudios]

because now they make games about micro machines

[HumanDaikon]

They've been making Micro Machines games since 1991 when the first one came out for the NES. I don't have that version though, I have the Genesis/MegaDrive version.

[ogomar]

lol holly shit !!! now that i look back this is funny

[AaronJamesPatterson]

God damn! I just remembered that I owned that aircraft carrier when I was a kid. That thing was the shit!

[monotar]

Good god man! BREATHE!

[CooLDsteR]

And i thought his voice was just sped up like the "fine print voice" at the end of commericals and infomercials.

I remember MM! So cool back then.

[bobdash101]

didn't galoob make the game genie?

[Tomuduzuru]

@bobdash101

yes, yes they did

[Ratchetreviews]

"Remember if it doesn't say 'Micro Machines,' it's not the real thing." Teaching kids about illegal bootlegs since the 1980s.

[2003Lego1]

lol

[BassX0]

@Ratchetreviews Transformers copied Micro Machines by releasing their own Micro Masters were were just as small and also had their own bases and carrying vehicles.

[Ratchetreviews]

@BassX0 they ended up buying micro machines in the early 1990s

[Fmaack]

@Ratchetreviews Yep. Because kids really give a crap about brand names and not the quality of the product. A kid doesn't care if it's made by Galoob or a Chinese exporter.

[Fmaack]

@Ratchetreviews

"Galoob was involved in a landmark intellectual property lawsuit, Lewis Galoob Toys, Inc. v. Nintendo of America, Inc. [Nintendo charged that the Game Genie violated copyright by creating an unlicensed derivative of their copyrighted game. Galoob won the suit."

Irony.

[janit3443]

Nah, this dude is and was the fastest talker in the world. He plays zblurr from Transformers , both the Animated series and the original 80's series. Jeez, I actually understood most of that!!

[stone85]

he looks like a fast talking luigi i wonder if this guy won the most fast talkatvie in high school senior superlatitive he'd talk sof fast if he were luigi to talk bowser into submit rather than mario defeating him the hard way

[DavidRck]

he said midget

[crudly123drawn]

I woudn't be suprised if people bought micro machines just because of this guy.

[Buckroger13]

Hey, I collected micro machines when this aired. The toy line went down after they quit using him.

[meplayvgalot]

lol the elevator sucked.

[TheGoldenIke]

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[Tommunist07]

Holy shit....

[osufan2817]

imagine if he ran for persident and his speeches

[TitaniumToothpaste]

fun fact

at his time jfk was the fastest talker in the world

[Tigerman1138]

@osufan2817 You know...imagine HOW MUCH could be done?! See the STATE OF THE UNION in 1/80 the time!

[Ookamiboy12]

he could do a half hour infomercial in five minutes 0.o

[tannermoo]

HERE LIES THE BEST TELEMARKETER EVER!

[trekkiegus]

Ahem. Billy Mays and Vince?

[rorey77]

I wonder where he works now

[Ninox37]

I still have the supersonic aircraft pack, it came with the XB-70 Valkirye, the Bell X-1 and an F-104 Starfighter. Micro Machines were the shit!

[mrwoods22]

I guess you thought no one would already know that.

[Ookamiboy12]

i didnt 0.o

[SorcKalina]

Just recently I was flipping through channels and came across Saved By The Bell.... and he was a substitute teacher for some class. And he talked just as fast then as he did in the commercials, so yes, it definitely wasn't dubbed lol. Still can't hardly understand what the hell he says half the time lol