THINGS Mormon Girls Say

[sawu101]

why do their mouths make spit noises!?

[StingrayOfficial]

Mormon girls are ugly, big teeth.

[neonsmilies]

As a Mormon girl, I have to say that we're not "brainwashed" into thinking/behaving this way. It's kind of a stereotype. The "Newsies," "Enchanted," and "Tangled" were 100% right though :)

[fuck8you8tube1]

@neonsmilies Obviously thats what most of these "Shit___say" videos are about!!!!!

[ashunga543]

Before I ended up dating this christian girl, she told me "we needed a DTR."

I had no clue what it stood for until she explained it to me. I always thought it was just her.......nope, gues not.

[TheKaeCouture]

I AM JEWISH! :)

[derickamundo]

Religion makes people so ridiculous. Why can't we all just be on the same page

[clarissa61190]

This is so accurate! Especially for all the Molly's in my Stake.

[theyforcedmetosignup]

what the fuck are funeral pototoes?

[ROSESAPPHIREx]

@theyforcedmetosignup funeral potatoes are what mormons eat at funerals. it's a famous funeral dish they have.

[ineedaname0608]

i love the movie Tangled.

[JellyBellyDeli]

I have Mormon neighbors, and while we're all good friends and they're the nicest people I know, this is SO accurate.

[AideenRathnaitTV]

@YootoobChyanel The religion was created before any mention of polygamy. Even so, mormons no longer practice it, so I don't know why you would hold it against them. Look, I don't really get it either. My main point is I can't believe there are people out there who feel it is their right to tell people that what they believe is wrong and stupid. Maybe it IS their only hope because this world is pretty much shit. They're just trying to get through like everyone else.

[AnonymousForJustice2]

@james163163 No, and thanks for the info :3

[missvball1]

Mormons are fake Catholics.

[MsWoodcock101]

@missvball1 Mormons are the farthest thing from catholics. LOL

[TheJayWar]

@MsWoodcock101 Catholics vs Mormons is like Dumb vs Dumber

[KrustyBuddy]

@LOGICandREASON my religion is my hope. Without hope I have nothing. Please, just let me have this one thing. Please. I'm not asking you to believe it too. I'm asking you to be able to let me believe without being bullied for it. I'm sorry if I offend you by believing in this, but it is my hope. I wish you could understand that and just at least tolerate it.

[Gouche1981]

@LOGICandREAS0N Totally agree with you!

[squizz222]

That brunette can get it.

[twinkiespark]

I'm a Mormon (and proud!!) and this is pretty legit XD

[AnonymousForJustice2]

@twinkiespark so, WHY are you a mormon, what made u believe? (Just curious :3)

[twinkiespark]

@AnonymousForJustice2 well, i was raised in the church, so that helped a lot lol. But when i began having some doubts, i read the Book f Mormon again and I just felt it was true, and it all just makes sense to me. :3 any more questions? i will be happy to answer them! :3

[twinkiespark]

@PercPhreak good for you, not everyone can say they have a true testimony because they simply wanted too. its inspiring, really :)

[twinkiespark]

@LOGICandREAS0N so you are saying that i am ignorant and delusional because i believe in something? well i'm not bashing on you because you have a belief in something, and Mormons are no different than any other person. we are still human beings, you know. have you ever met a Mormon? please just think before you post something offensive next time. i'm not trying to sound mean, i'm just tired of people hating on us because of our beliefs. no hard feelings. thank you:)

[mykidsfanclub]

Hey, @LOGICandREASON and all the rest of you having this ridiculous discussion, how about you all just exchange emails and take this discussion elsewhere?! This is craziness!

[LOGICandREAS0N]

@mykidsfanclub Believing in a religion is "craziness"

[princebenjy7]

I love this video reminds me of the girls i grew up with in Utah, not in a bad way cause they were sweet, btw straight haired brunette girl you look lik maggie gyllenhal :) Very cute.

[pnchrist]

hahah, all of my friends in high school were mormon and so is my dad, and this is pretty legit. I love it.

[meggie1610]

1:13 hahaha :)

[dearmoscow]

What's up with mormons and jell-o? O.o

[Renagade1325]

@LOGICandREAS0N And that is more insane than any other religion? 

[lukechalfantt]

@Renagade1325 Nope, just about equally insane.

[Magician12345]

i dont hate mornons, i just dont know what we could possibly do if we hung out.

[MrJuilus]

I thought this video was THINGS Moron Girls Say not Mormon lol

[Mickr4]

I never saw a Mormon before Oo

[climz1989]

she needs a bitch slap reeeaaaaaall quick

[Buddy1306]

@chiptooth06 Good lord, you are a special kind of stupid. Have fun being a troll. See ya later.

[chiptooth06]

@Buddy1306 How long did it take you to think of that? goodbye Satan

[h8everyonee]

"Well i'm voting for Mitt Romney"

[Champe92]

I hate church people

[Rorshock520]

This video is too funny.

[nperez808]

FYI: you wouldn get any of this unless you live or been to Utah... so.. stop arguin and play outside :)

[flubberjibbel]

Right because praying to drive home safely and being religious is such a moron/bad thing to do.... yeah that makes alot of sense...

[goshikkuhanachan]

Oh my heck... I say almost all of these >.<

[haleyjwilson91]

Hmm. Okay so I am Mormon but I definitely don't say any of these..except parts in the prayer/s and that I love my family, which would be true whether I'm a Mormon or not.

[hayhayorkeke]

wow i always say lets go to costcos and I love tangled lolz :D

[searchwellandbewise]

No, just Newsies and Tangled.

[issabissa1]

newsies and tangled ♥

[katisoda]

this is exactly 90% of the teen population in utah. way to get it on the spot.

[blondebritt95]

notice it doesnt day shit mormon girls say....they are legit

[TowELUser101]

And I have a cousin who's mormon..and I'm not..haha

[delilahkates]

Funeral potatoes?

[MsShadamy]

@delilahkates It's like grated potatoes with cheese and corn flakes on top, it's a lds thing

[chiptooth06]

so let me get this right black people are satan?

[unifieddynasty]

@chiptooth06 nonono, black people didn't want to help Jeeeeezus against Satan, so now they're black. >:D

[unifieddynasty]

@chiptooth06 lolol, I'm agnostic. I know these organized religions are absurd; I just pointed something out, that is all. :)

[Buddy1306]

@chiptooth06 Wow, way to do the research there, retard. It's funny when people go off about something they clearly know nothing about.

[chiptooth06]

@Buddy1306 i clearly know that you are the devil and i need no research for that cracker

[Buddy1306]

@chiptooth06 Why would I be the devil? Did I say I was mormon? Do you think all mormons are the devil? Also, cracker? You're hilarious. Come back when you've grown a brain.

[chiptooth06]

@Buddy1306 No you are hilarious and you come back when you have grown a brain you are white the white man is the devil and you know it , you will pay for what your forefathers have done to humanity to the earth to the people of God do the research and you will find out who you really are just a piece of shit.

[Buddy1306]

@chiptooth06 Sins of the father, huh? So I'm guilty because of what a bunch of dead people did? Your ancestors were just as brutal, believe me.

[randombubbles13]

@chiptooth06 umm, I don't mean to be rude but I am mormon and the Cain and Abel story about black people being cursed is in the Bible, we aren't the only ones who believe that. and in fact we don't believe that we believe that Christ took upon all our sins so we won't be punished for them. Therefore they are not cursed. and we do not believe white people will be Gods in heaven. We believe there is only one God. Get your facts right before you judge us.

[haleyjwilson91]

@randombubbles13 Amen......... :D

[xxstephaniejay]

I live in Utah...And this is SO accurate. Hahaha.

[taimatsuko]

awww.. this video is totally cute. Bless You <3

[shino475]

hopefully shes kidding about the mit Romney thing he doesnt even pay his taxes lol

[sfafasfasfsa]

how do magnets work?

[lithprincess]

@issacnewton2685 lol...dont hate man.not all mormons are bad and not all of them are good;p

[lithprincess]

my moms my best friend..lol..

where did you serve your mission:)

[marikobrandon]

y'all are adorable! my fav. singer is Mormon. <3 Brandon Flowers :)

[SheWasBornToExplore]

@issacnewton2685 That's a really unnecessary comment. I'm all for self-expression but don't abuse the anonymity of the internet.

[issacnewton2685]

@SheWasBornToExplore 1st amendment my friend

[SheWasBornToExplore]

@issacnewton2685 The 1st amendment was written in the hopes that the American people would use it with grace, class, and sensibility, not as an excuse to verbally abuse one another.

[SheWasBornToExplore]

@issacnewton2685 For instance, the KKK could easily argue "Freedom of speech", but that doesn't make their proclamations socially acceptable on any level.

[issacnewton2685]

@SheWasBornToExplore True.

Cheers *sips beer*

[NightQueen1313]

this should have included a cut to the we like to party dance that mormons seem to know XD one of my best friends always takes me to these stake dance thingies and the dance is so silly and fun looking lol and mormons do pray so much! I've never prayed before unless in a temple lol

[MyLifeIsMusic16]

As of right now, I'm not a Mormon, or at least I'm not baptized. But I don't understand why people feel it is necessary to comment with all this stuff about how dumb it is to be Mormon. I mean, what's it to you if someone else is a Mormon? Can't we all just enjoy the humor and move on, please? :)

[abbyxx19]

@MyLifeIsMusic16 I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure there's one of these for every group...not just Mormons...

[GoldenArc]

@MyLifeIsMusic16 What's it to you if someone doesn't like Mormons? Can't we all just enjoy the humor and move on, please? :)

[SodaPopElectric]

ACCURATE.

i grew up going to a mormon church. my grandparents are missionaries. most of my cousins are mormon.

but youre missing "im getting married!!" and "im pregnant again! yay!". i'm serious.

[acds413]

You know this is all true because if it wasnt made by mormos the title would read "Shit mormon girls say"

[YoungBowieLover]

I'm agnostic with mormon cousins...and this is just like them. X}

[PottaBoy10]

yeah i regularly follow a guy who found magical plates and read them through a hat but wouldnt show anyone....NAWT

[horsegal789]

Oh the wonderful world of Mormon-related humour :P

Hey all. Guess what? I'm a Mormon. And this is funny xD Honestly, stuff like this makes me grin. What makes me sad though is how people insist on commenting about Mormons and the morons they are etc etc... Yeah some of the things we believe aren't so socially mainstream, but ya know what, I myself love what it means to be a mormon, and I love doing what I do. Just enjoy the humour and then move on :)

I now pass the time over to... xD

[xChiefRunningWater]

@horsegal789 Great comment. I am an atheist but I do laugh at some of the shit we say too.

[horsegal789]

@xChiefRunningWater Awesome ^.^ I have a good friend who's an atheist. It's nice when people can laugh at themselves. :)

[SodaPopElectric]

@horsegal789 i cant fathom why someone would seriously hate on a mormon. personally i find it all pretty silly but seriously, mormons are like the most generous, kind, wholesome people. i dont care what you believe in as long as those traits shine through

[horsegal789]

@SodaPopElectric Well, I'm gonna say thanks I guess lol. :) I like to think that I'm generous etc etc. We do try. lol. And people hate when they don't understand things, or in some cases, are jealous of. Honestly, the solution to these to problems is simple. If you hate because you don't understand, ask. If you hate because you're jealous, drop jealousy and give curiousity a try :) Most of us are pretty happy to answer questions methinks. :)

[VictoriaSobocki]

haha

[beefyoso]

molly mormons are great

[dance4life1122]

Tangled <3 awesome movie

[SaraofHades]

haha That's my friends! But they say Oh My Life instead, or OML for short.

[Treknologist]

what's the Newsies connection?

[MySuitsOnFire]

Holy crap. This is my friend in a nutshell.

[Fluteorwrite]

...I don't go to church very often, but when I do...oh my, I hear/say this A LOT!

[Tmanstext]

Oh my god. All this stuff is so true. I live in Utah, I can't even count the number of times I've heard "I will now turn the time over to brother (Insert name here)"

[somethingXyouXmiss]

lol, awesome job, very true

[somethingXyouXmiss]

lol, awesome job, very true

[nycgurl017]

SHAYTARD HOUSEHOLD

[themanclaw2]

Wow, I'm glad I'm not mormon.

[Sukaisutaa18]

Wait I meant wouldN'T want to be judged... spelling fail :/

[Sukaisutaa18]

Lol I've said like half of those things!!... probly cuz im Mormon too......

To all those haters who say that Mormons are morons, you shouldn't judge people, especially not in a way you would want to be judged!! I'm pretty sure most of you would be pissed if I said you were morons for NOT being Mormon!

[kara123125]

@uberrrich actually it's not even allowed. it's pretty much been banned for like over a hundred years, but everyone still stereotypes us as freaks with plural marriages, when in actuality, we think it's gross and wrong too.

[sarannosaurusrex1]

there was a hunger games commercial before this video. that made this video 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000,872 times better!!!

[erickaguero123]

That is so true cuz there's this girl at my chuch that does all the same things lol

[chmarisco]

Religious people should be included in the DSM.

[flythegadsden2012]

@chmarisco that was sort of a shitty thing to say, but since you brought it up, check out collective neurosis

[chmarisco]

@flythegadsden2012 You're right. It was a bit intense. By religious people - I meant the more fundamentalist ones.... You know the "bible is literally the word of god and everything in it is fact" kind of people. For the past year, I've been living in an area dominated by evangelicals.  And many of the people I've met are psychologically disturbed. So, I suppose I'm just fed up. Sorry if I offended you.

[flythegadsden2012]

@chmarisco it's all good. I'm not offended. I'm not even religious. Just advocating for live and let live is all. We all need to turn down the heat on the culture wars

[sincere2da]

she kinda looks like Kate Holmes

[ShadowManV3]

I could never be friends with someone like that haha

[henrylefens]

ok ok ok , the piano cut away is gold

[henrylefens]

mormon girls are rarely genuinely funny, on purpose,  but this is alright.

[thatbirdftw]

You are precious. <3

[sac66064]

i dont get it, but i'm not mormon.

[uberrrich]

If i were a mormon, i could marry both girls?

[kara123125]

@uberrrich no, actually you couldn't. mormons hate polygamy; ask of of them.

[uberrrich]

@kara123125 so it's allowed but looked down upon?

[comineeyeaha]

@uberrrich Nope, it isn't allowed at all. Hasn't been for a very long time. Rather than make an angry comment about it, however, I urge you to do some research on the topic to see how that is a serious misconception.

*I'm not mormon.

[uberrrich]

@comineeyeaha an angry comment? jeeze what a wuss, i was just asking.

[comineeyeaha]

@uberrrich no, I was saying that I won't make an angry comment about it, since it's ridiculous that people still think Mormons are polygamists.

[uberrrich]

@comineeyeaha ah, fair enough. Why do people think they are if they aren't?

[comineeyeaha]

@uberrrich Because they used to, but that was like 150 years ago.

[ledezmavlog]

This is hilarious



[lavenderflames]

I thinks Mormons seem really sweet.

[hellotheremrkitty]

what would a mormon be doing at an actual party with alcohol? hahah

[kara123125]

@hellotheremrkitty well clearly not drinking haha

[MandeeSparkle]

You forgot Princess Bride!

[applepieisgood100]

im greek, john stamos marry me please

[sistermaid]

Lol I love how it says THINGS

[AwSomeChick566]

So funny! I totally say some of this stuff

[arwentheelf02]

I watch Shaytards, and now I understand this video. :)

[TheLedCan]

nickmo means non-comitted make out

[TheLedCan]

lol the only differences for me is I say Prsident Uchdorf is kinda hot. I wonder what he looked like when he was younger? and I also say hey you wanna watch the Singles ward 2?

[SheNoob087]

Tangled is boss.

[oAzureSkies]

She's kind of like a really annoying Maggie Gyllenhaal.

[pandasergio]

man, now ive gotta look for caijia1314's comment =______= nah, next vid.

[sariahluvcandy1]

im mormon.....

[GillianGrayce]

This makes me laugh at least twice a week! Hilarious!

[FIGHTSEEN]

I must confess...when I'm dealing with someone I know to be Mormon...I do not cuss. :-)

Generally I don't go "vulgar" anyway...but I'm more aware of my "filter" in those situations.

I also find people who insist that a good time has to include alcohol to be annoying.

[ItsWaterproof]

I live in a town with a huge Mormon community. Hilarious.

[gidget144]

I'm a Catholic who grew up with a ton of Mormons. This makes me so homesick and nostalgic. :D

[chriscolferisMINE14]

my borfriends mormon. i showed him this and he went "yup, that's every sunday for ya!" haha

[kayleedanza]

most mormons arent hardcore like this anymore. but for the ones that are this is true.

[TheLarsenc]

If someone tried handing me a Hamm's I'd say I didn't drink either

[LOLWutCosplays]

Yep, I live in Utah and this is so much truth. XD

[MikePattonFan24]

Thats why I get pre blessed food.

[MrTheSeance]

@MikePattonFan24 hehe julian smith

[MikePattonFan24]

If they made a video called what mexicans say everyone would flip out.

[RandomNeonRainbows]

@MikePattonFan24 they did make that video...nobody freaked out

[ilovedisney84]

@MikePattonFan24 there's a "shit mexican girls say" lol i thought it was pretty funny :D

[megaead69]

Mormon girls are super hawt.. just sayin'....

[MrBobbyBrew]

And this is why Id never marry a mormon girl.

[AeroXHunter]

@MrBobbyBrew Seconded.

[xXStillWatersXx]

It's funny because it's true! I say more than half of this stuff. XD

[caijia1314]

that awkward moment when you misread mormon for moron

[Ejwoods08]

@caijia1314 that awkward moment when I can't see a difference between mormon and moron

[zmrdjz]

@caijia1314 arent they the same thing?

[LuvaLautner]

@caijia1314 omfg , yesss !!!! THAT EXACT SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME !!

[PepperNinja0069]

@caijia1314 there's a difference? @_@

[chipsrun]

@caijia1314 no you didnt misread anything