Elf Bowling: The Movie - sales promo trailer

[DeliciousNarwhal]

Fire on the poop deck.

Fire. On. The. Poop. Deck.

[Manimal347]

Just. Wow. Looks. So. Bloody. Awful. That. I Am. Too. Shell-shocked. To. Even. Type. Somebody - gasp - airplane sickness bag, bottle of scotch and a pack of Kleenex, please? I'll need that if you make me audition this!

[FeroxTheMightyena]

I just lost faith in humanity.

[EdzleWasTaken]

... I thought this was some kind of sick April Fool's joke. IT'S A REAL THING?

[HalfBurntToast]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL THING

[kagetsukiko]

I've never even heard of this game.

[899robinson]

They should've stuck to making bottled water!

[Peachiihime]

Good God, this is even worse than the Super Mario Bros Movie

[MissMeowMeowMeowMeow]

A tale of bold pirates, legendary heroes, cool babes, evil villains, romance, redemption, tender moments, musical numbers, labor strikes, spares, and more sctick than you can shake a stick at.

Is it just me, or do those things not belong in a movie titled "Elf Bowling: The Movie"

Seriously, who thought of this and said "What a brilliant idea!"

[KingKrebin]

Dear god why does this exist

[heartlessmushroom]

One of the worst movies you'll ever see guys.

You won't believe how stupid the whole cast acts, Idiot Balls everywhere.

[PilotRyanProductions]

Comming soon to a theater nowhere...

[MasterGir]

fuck sake this is just insane

[lolRakan]

I like how half the trailer is them vainly trying to describe why they thought making this piece of shit was a good idea. "POPULARITY STATISTICS! AOL!"

[jackrubyultima]

Why is mrs Claus voice by Zsa Zsa Gabor?

[Jay4P]

2:59 looks like a terrorist

[888chilly]

1st. is that a real movie

2nd. what do they have against Fiji

3rd. the game sucks. you can get it on the ds for 20 bucks and it has the same gfx and animations as the flash game

[slamaplaya]

saying its a phenomenon is like saying, "Ive never seen anything like it" :)

[beachyA7]

That is the best movie I've ever seen

[hokage97531]

@beachyA7 are you some kind of humanoid who spoares his time on a computer eating doritos and watching porn and never go out with friends to see movies or at least sharoen your social life?

[PilotRyanProductions]

@beachyA7 uh what?



[jason123455666666666]

i like that game good but to bad is free suck i pay a games went dick so i tack my cusin insinter on pc my friend say thnks to so i like it to bad

[frostwolf1]

Are you dyslexic, by chance?

[BenLaserLove]

I'm staring at the absolute low of the industry.

[keyblading13]

I dont thin this has anything to do with the industry

[BenLaserLove]

Do you have any clue what you're talking about.

[kingnarutorule]

cooooool !