Al Gore reads his Global Warming Poem to CNN Reporter

[lughcious]

Cincinnati has Reds. New Orleans has blues. The oceans are receding, not rising, you blood drinking poodle of Jews.

[Skeptic121]

Al Gore and Bill Clinton. Two southern white guys about the same age, both Democrats. Clinton is one of the best politicians in history; Gore one of the worst. We know there is something "off" about Al Gore but we can't really say what it is.

Is he stupid? Socially inept? Full of himself? Uncomfortable with himself? An insufferable prig? Smug? Arrogant and condescending? Yes, he is all that and more. Unlike most politicians, Al Gore is just IMPOSSIBLE to like. He LOST to George Dubya BUSH!

[Canuckism101]

@Skeptic121 You have got to be kidding me, Clinton one of the best politicians in history? well that's a head scratcher, Clinton was just as bad and even more so in certain respect then most of his predecessors and following U.S president this includes Bush and Obama. Mr Clinton is doing such a fine job with the U.S. lead Haiti earthquake recovery plan. kinda reminds me of his dictatorship in office a little on the left, a little on the right but mostly nothing at all.

[Skeptic121]

@Canuckism101 Bill Clinton was a great politician because he could lie without shame. He could pretend to like people. He was a great actor. He could read other people and react appropriately. Al Gore is so self-centered that he can do none to these things. Maybe I should have defined "great politician"...

[facelikedog]

@Skeptic121 Clinton is a psycopath. He shares the traits of psycopathy with about 4 percent of the population. Politics attract these kinds of people like flies to shit. You don't have to be a serial killer to be psycopathic, you just don't have a conscience or experience empathy.

[Skeptic121]

@facelikedog You are right. In fact, I would say a politician who is NOT a psychopath has a disability, something like a hockey player who can't stand cold weather.

[Canuckism101]

@Skeptic121 Well then I agree with you thanks for clearing that up.

peace

[89baker]

AL GORE IS FULLY OPERATIONAL

[Thisawareness]

Al Gore when confronted on his relationship with convicted Cocaine smuggler Jose Cabrera exclaimed " I thought he was only smuggling Yeyo"

Al Gore when asked about his Buddhist Temple visits weasled " I thought it was a Chinese takeout restaurant" "Simon Says told me to take the money" "Karl Marx through a medium ordered me to go there" "Madeline Albright ordered me to go there or she would bomb my mansion like she did to the Serbs"

Al Gore " I am an idiot and I approve this message"

[dredgeboater]

Al Gore...what a douche bag

[darlena1956]

Do the people that loved and believed what Al was saying now turned on him, or is it that the people that didn't like Al in the first place now are more vocal. I would like to know what impact climategate has had on believers.

[kblumhardt]

deep shit

[sexycarln]

Boy and i thought that Bush was a horrible president! Just think what it would have been like if this shit for brains would have gotten elected?

[Ed56]

Doesn't even rhyme.

[jdawg23456]

Isn't it funny that Al Gores net worth has gone from 3 million to over 100 million since he's been pushing this global warming bullshit. People wake up, these politicians don't give a damn about you or the truth. He's the scum of the earth. What he and the rest of the government cronies are doing is worse than someone robbing a bank at gunpoint.

[ctpolitics2008]

Gore is such as ass.

[wolfgangfaust]

why does this big fat man hate y e l l o w d o t so much?

it comes in the morning-every day, in the e a s t-then it gets warm. but, then it goes away in the w e s t, and it gets cold again. is he crazy? we are supposed to pay prostiticians money to make y e l l o w d o t go away?

that would be bad.

i want carbon whore algore to go away.

that would be good.

[mrdave39531]

Nice

[renumeratedfrog]

Isn't it funny that the same retards who think Global Warming is not true, are the same assholes who think that Creationism should be taught in public schools? LOL

[PastaDruid]

Isn't it funny that some who believe in Human caused Global Warming like to make ad hominem attacks rather than discuss the issues?

[recompa2]

I'll bet this moron thinks Mann's Hockey stick is accurate, Mt. Kilimanjaro's retreating glacier is caused by global warming (it's always freezing there, lack of snowfall and deforestation is the cause) and the earth core is "millions of degrees" temperature. What a fool.

[darlena1956]

This global crap was all about getting al rich, and people fell for it.

[azascan]

eye dink itz a wunduhfull pome, eye rememba wen me and al were tri ing to get off the crack and he sang his prissy pome in front of the rehab establishment. Everyone cried, im still crying and it should be part of the constitution and when al comes back to rhode island im gonna uhhhh guzzzzsh all over his pretty poetic mouth

[mrdave39531]

If u think Metallica Rocks click thumbs up

[headyo]

I can definitely believe he wrote it...just can't believe he thought it was worth sharing. What a deluded prick.

[SoCal4LifeSD]

that's so cool, and i'd love to hear it!

[13b1cdw8g]

man bear pig is real you all. i'm super serial. man bear pig doesn't car who you are, he simply wants to get you.

[AbelNOON]

Al Gore you lying scumbag, enjoy your place in hell

[SoCal4LifeSD]

i know i know, many of you are not christian and laugh at those who preach verses, however, i can't help but to post the following verses regarding al gore. enjoy =P

[SoCal4LifeSD]

Pr.16:19

Better to be lowly in spirit and among the oppressed than to share plunder

with the proud

Pr.18:12

Before his downfall a man's heart is proud, but humility comes before honor

Pr.21:4

Haughty eyes and a proud heart, the lamp of the wicked, are sin!

[SoCal4LifeSD]

Pr.11:2

When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom

Pr.13:10

Pride only breeds quarrels, but wisdom is found in those who take advice

Pr.16:5

The LORD detests all the proud of heart. Be sure of this: They will not

go unpunished.

Pr.16:18

Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall

[JRiles20]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Fraud put Madhoff in Jail for life

Next is you!

[tRoss87]

since when is fraud exploiting facts?

[TheDepreso]

what a douchebag

[cyborgjk]

I'm SUUUPPERR CEREAL!!!!! C'mon guys!

[bmont777]

Someone needs to kick this dude in the teeth!

[jaideepbs]

The father of all douchebags.

Darwinism fail

[Jacobrester]

These elite pieces of shit are so full of themselves it makes me sick

[eche73]

i used to like this dude, even though when i met him he was such a square and his pants were too short. Now he's up to something evil, trying to save the world...

[raazstone]

lying whore, lying whore! oh shit it's Al Gore.

[anniebee1]

lol...wow

[Monkeysniffer08]

They're already dead, didn't you listen to me? They got attacked by Manbearpig and Manbearpig leaves no one alive, I'm super cereal! And nobody'll listen to me. I'm cereal!

[Zarodako]

No stupid! It's ManBearPig!

[rocketman6464]

oh al.....please. cmon dude are you friggin kidding me?----and people/sheeple are actually buying the nonsense from this moron?--god help us.

[maineladydi]

You righties are killing our plantet and you call yourself conservatives! Glaciers are melting and species are dying as I write this!

[pthompson2010]

I"ll tell you why the glaciers and ice caps are melting and it has nothing to do with us. Glaciers aren't formed every winter because it snows a lot, they form during ice ages, we aren't in an ice age so the majority of glaciers which only exist naturally during an ice age are melting because any climate short of an ice age doesn't support their existence, as for ice caps, the temp never gets above freezing in antarctica, but it is melting, why? It is because the ocean currents erode it

[pthompson2010]

the measure of a good poem is if it accurately reflects the author, this poem has beautiful words and if it were written by some hippy tree hugger, I'd believe it and say it was a great poem, however, it was written by a dishonest and morally vacant politician who doesn't believe a word of what he says, there was a time when i believed what he said and I took far greater strides than he ever has to fight "global warming", this poem doesn't reflect the real al gore, therefore, it sucks

[sonotnews]

PROBLEMS WITH CLIMATE CHANGE

watch?v=krJ80YfWUJo

Enjoy!

[VerbotenDingleberry]

ROFLMAO!

ManBearPig!

[mrotha]

what a nut!

[HUGEBRANE]

Charlatan Al Gore's poem is just more evidence that crap oozes from every pore of that doofus.

[yankinga]

Reminds me of an old joke where a guy tells his friend to woo his girl with poetry.

He tells him to say "Your beauty lies within your eyes, and that's what makes the Sun rise.-Shakespeare".

Unfortunately, the friend has a few too many belts of liquid courage and when he tries to recite the poem to the girl he says "Your beauty lies between your thighs and that's what makes my dick rise.-Snakeshit".

[transferman98]

One bitter January soon, we will all freeze our butts off wishing for June!

Sources of heat taxed to death.

Hard to conceal our last free breath.

Yet global warming isn't real. This stupid moron unloads his schpiel.

They believe him with heads full of air.

As they watch the box with a worshipful stare.

In disbelief and a grain of hope.

We all hail him the Enviro-Pope!

[RomeoMD25]

The global warming scam passed by Congress. Goldman Sachs is in the middle of it, as usual a potential trillion dollar sure thing.

And Former Vice President Al Gore who will profit from the cap-and-trade plan through his company, Generation Investment Management,

Gore is joined by three former Goldman Sachs heads in their carbon offsets business.

[gunkie81]

I read a poem once...that sounded just like it

[aDorkyman]

RamKing, pretty good.

Ever think of running for President?

[RAMKING61]

The wooden clown stood there getting ever fatter

His worthless opinion: does it ever matter?

Although his only grade in college science was 'D'

He still has the nerve to charge an exorbitant fee.

He hopes his connections to Goldman fade

While his fondest dream is of 'Cap & Trade'

For if it passes the Banksters say

Algore will hit on a major payday

[Armigerous]

You want poetry?...I'll give you poetry...

Al was bowing down to Buddha,

Like a hungry barracuda,

And got $50,000 from the Chinks,

He should drop this 'global warming',

And address what does the harming,

'cause Tipper's dirty pussy really stinks!

[gunkie81]

@Armigerous dude...you should totally have that published

[ThinkOregonNow]

This is all you have to now about Climate Change.

[mikemuench]

"Here are your tools." The only tool I see is reading an idiotic poem.

[CaliBeach0007]

LOL. So true.

[timray99]

a poet aster he is not.....so what....he is receiving attention because he is Al Gore...i write bad poetry too...it is why i call it wordsmything....only crime really is continuing the myth, but i happen to like polar bear/baby seal jerkey...oh i am looking for women who would like to tie me up and make me write bad poetry

[SavannahsRUs]

Ok, so not only is he a treasonous, criminal traitor fraudster who needs to be locked up; he also writes abominable poetry.

What a guy.

[tatonkagirl]

This is a bloated, self-important, jerk. He is making tons of money from his carbon credit fraud. Gradually the lie is being exposed.

[Rickardio54321]

If Gore and Madoff had gay sex, who would be on top?

[theifoncross]

I didn't know eunuchs could have sex.

[spyguy49]

hahahahaha, he is so self absorbed and delusional. and he proves it every time he opens he big ugly mouth

[jhnrndll]

al gore is a big lyier.