Cyanide & Happiness - Barbershop Quartet Hits On Girl From Taxi (Legendado)

[lucasfavoretocruz]

Senhorita

Oque Voçê Precisa?

Quer dar uma volta?

Voçê tem belas Tetas

OH MERDA!

[invasion003]

Vc tem belas tetas KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[SageTheKitten]

I might have translated wrong. It sounds like:

-Baby...Watchu need?Do you want to hang out? You got nice titttss....Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

[SageTheKitten]

Translated.

-Miss! What do you need? You want a ride? You have bullets tits! OH SHIT!

XD

[piranucu89]

:l eu ri kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkk

[MrChozy]

oooooowwh shit!!!! lol

[TheBunnyImmortal]

alguem viu que faltou um barbeiro?

hahahahahhahhah

[shyguy895]

now i know what merda means XD

[ExitSignProductions]

This should be called "how to steal a video,"

[lukazuzu11]

@ExitSignProductions no this video have subtitles in portuguese to who dont speak english can understand what they talking and the uploader gave the credits to explosm

[afiebrados]

why do peapol always soell brasil with a z its a s you spell it with a s look it up

[thedragonborn100]

@afiebrados no its not dude they even spell it with a z on maps

[NameIsHenry]

@afiebrados It's Brasil only if written in Portguese, in the English language, Brasil is written with a Z

[ParamoreDCD]

Ooh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.......­.......**crash**

[jjnana100]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[goldyfish123456789]

OH MERDAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

[jhgcc]

hahahahahahaha

[pedropunk22]

mto bom

[jakrock100]

awwwww....poor grey mustace guy got stuck in the car...... ;(

[MannyzWorld133]

why the fck evry1 gotta hate on america fck."

its only some idiot that make the rest look bad.

fcking ignorant pieces of shyt..

[ThreePointNOM]

@MannyzWorld133 You're the person who makes all of us look bad, because of your rancid language, and the way you type. You make us all look like complete Morons.

[MannyzWorld133]

@ThreePointNOM im too lazy to type right and besides its the internet who gives a shit how people type.

[ThreePointNOM]

@MannyzWorld133 People who have futures.

[MannyzWorld133]

@ThreePointNOM i leave to bootcamp in less than month so i believe i do got a future..

and as i said before i dont really care how i write on the internet..

[MannyzWorld133]

@ThreePointNOM im going to bootcamp in less than a month so i believe i got a future...

[matmater1]

fuck you stupid americans FUCK YOU

[J3rEmY17]

@matmater1 FUCK YOU ignorant bitch for thinking all American are stupid. Well glad we got that out of the way so go have a shitty day.

[killer2611]

@J3rEmY17 you're right, only 75% of americans are stupid.

[J3rEmY17]

@killer2611 Wow you demonstrated the capability to pull statistics out of your ass... congratulations.

[killer2611]

@J3rEmY17 TROLLOLOLOLL

[BensVids1234]

thx 4 telling me a bad word in a different language i wont get in trouble

[MrBrando3609]

haven't you seen the new axe commercial hot chicks cause accidents

[rachaSka]

oooooh shiiiit.....

[Razaelkkk]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk



[iagostrong]

@YozVideos What's your name agora é What or Name? Ah vá a merda.

[YozVideos]

what or name ? agora é do que vc precisa? ahhh vá a merda

[woldanchampion]

uma coisa tao besta e eu ri tanto

[InuYashaMart]

I don't speak spanish, but i do know that "how are you?" is something like "Como esta?" in spanish. Well "Senhorita" really doesn't sound spanish to me anyway...

[sozati70]

Cazzo!!!

[sozati70]

Know I know why my Italian uncle says im Big merda.

[ZachX888]

lol

[soa71095]

First person: Hey there

Second person: Whats your name?

Third person: Do you wanna hang out?

Taxi driver: You've got nice tits

All: Oh shit !

[xbot668]

@soa71095 I don't believe you. Not possible.

[IDHPT]

It's not spanish -.- It's Portuguese +.+

And yes, merda is shit in PORTUGUESE

[LetsGoLongBoarding23]

haha it a city of Plano water tower

[JodyJody90]

So.... Merda: Shit?

[benjf99]

Im guessing due to the license,Her name is Heater

[RacoonBurglar]

@benjf99 heather

[UberUltraMegaGuy]

0:05 50 mile an our man is running behind bus!

[AAGUNVIDS]

1.its portuguese

2. @NataliLol portuguese not brazilian portuguese from portugal DUHH

[NataliLoL]

@AAGUNVIDS Honey, there is difference of Portugal Portuguese for Brazilian Portuguese. If the legend is Brazilian Portuguese '-' DUUH

Ou você só foi irônico? ._.

Baka. . .

[VERYevilVIDEOop]

FUCK U U COPIED THIS

[dark1blade11]

XD

[dark1blade11]

OOOooo shiiiiiiiiiiit

[Whateves567]

I just want to know what the girl did after that.

[CRackaJack210]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA i cant even...

[isabellatheotonio]

ooooooooh shiiiiit kkkkkkkkk

[MrSKREW360]

Yooouuu Haaavvee nniiiiicccee tiiiiits!

[GoinDownTonight]

I thought at the end they would crash to the tree and he car will explode

.

guess FAIL

[acr027]

Mfw a idiot don't know portuguese and spanish is so fucking different

[ShadowStrider09]

0:33 The number plate

[nuculearpancake17]

OH MERDA!

[smallmak5]

lol yea you can really see the 50 mph man running at 0.06 lol

[nzephier]

i like how the quartet was literally all the same guy for the most part XD excluding the taxi driver

[daimondylan]

press 6...eooooooooooo...you got nice tits...ooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[dany20100001]

0.06 50 mph man

behind the bus

[dany20100001]

0.06 50 mph man

[TrainStudios]

Look at the license plate near the end

It says H34 THR

[DowntownLAKid]

Its funny how in portuguese he says

"You got Beautiful. tits"

[MultipleAdam]

The listens plate says hey there after they say oh shitttt

[qazqazpizza]

why did you steal this video?

[RGavin11]

@qazqazpizza I think it's one of those 'translated' videos ...

[afgrebel12]

Thumbs up if you saw the "Hell's Gateway" thing on the Green Post at 0:05

[470Productions]

0:34 The Number plate says "hey there" :P

[levichulo]

haha that guy felt out his car by that tree x3

[MrRCS95]

thumbs up if you saw there liscince plate was he4thr

[1kelseysmith]

@BloodlustDclan its 0:05!

[pivotnoob236]

press 4 then 7 to see epic crash

[jblackapple]

i like how the cab driver flips but hes still checking out the blonde lol

[1kelseysmith]

0:27 !!!!

[gunguy100]

Press 6 then 7 and u get hang out oh shit ROFL

[gunguy100]

Press 5 then 6 and u get hang out oh shit ROFL

[KoriLuvsNuggets]

Arent there 4 singers? Maybe the fourth one's gay! No prob!

[saleri]

OH MERDA!

[gunguy100]

press 777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­77777777777777

[Bloxy123]

@gunguy100 Sorry, I don't think 7777777777777777777777777... is a key on my keyboard.

[gunguy100]

Keep pressing 7 and it sounds like ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh­ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh­ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh­ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh­ohohohohohoh

[jingtaoooo]

Press 6 then wait until he come out of the window then press 8,

he look like jumping out of the car



[KaylaLovesHockey02]

My absolute favorite

[itsdaloKar]

why didnt the dude with the big mustache sing along???

[killer8479394]

@Semperfiscout79 puta stupido picha myeda! I'm Mexican deal with it

[Dragonx1185]

I thought it said "Oh tits!" lol

[duffie93]

you have nice tits lol

[ItachiTruques]

Aperte 3 repetidamente e acelera seu próprio taxi :|

[sebastien12364]

OOOOooooooohhhhhhhh Meeeeerrrrrrrddddddaaaaaa!

[AnJeongHyuk]

Ooooohhhhhhhh Shhhhhiiiiiiiittttttt

*crash*

[NyorexDC]

LMAO

[time2blowstuffup]

ROFL

[catparker5]

how the hell did i end up here.

[SemperFiScout79]

now i know how to swear in spanish

[DarkTuga96]

@SemperFiScout79 its in portuguese not spanish

[MrHeavyagu]

@SemperFiScout79 That's portuguese

[rThorWenzel]

@SemperFiScout79 That's Italian, but OK.

[RiseAgainstGirl1999]

@SemperFiScout79 Well, ur a loser.

[Rocketfing3r]

@SemperFiScout79 lol, i actually thought it was italian! :(

[r8w7]

@SemperFiScout79 I know Spanish, and this isn't Spanish .... i think this is Portuguese

[hmleonhart]

@r8w7 You're right, this is portuguese :)

[AgentFlipit]

@r8w7 yup it is portuguese already.

Im portuguese :D

[GEP97]

@r8w7 its no spanish

[DarthFoxProductions]

@r8w7 this is portuguese ¬¬ of Brazil!

[dKillerb]

@SemperFiScout79 i believe thats portuguese but yeah its kinda the same.

[orlanswf]

@dKillerb It's totally different!! Stop saying it's the same! It's not!!!

[JasonBeckerFan]

@SemperFiScout79 it's portuguese

[SemperFiScout79]

@JasonBeckerFan u have no idea how many people have been saying that to me, i get it!

[19pyromania94]

@SemperFiScout79 thats Portuguese!!!

cabrão de merda, o ignorante teve umas aulas de espanhol e de repente já pensa que todo o que ele ouve que não seja a língua dele tem de ser espanhol. metes-me me nojo.

[SemperFiScout79]

@19pyromania94 hey, go eat merda

[orlanswf]

@SemperFiScout79 It's portuguese man.

[Qwerty97817]

@SemperFiScout79 The subtitles are in portuguese.

[CommieBastard93]

@SemperFiScout79 its portugese

[orlanswf]

@SemperFiScout79 It's portuguese asshole

[SemperFiScout79]

@orlanswf i think you have me confused with someone that gives a fuck

[MrNicoAug]

@SemperFiScout79 Please tell me you don't actually think that's Spanish...

[shashelasse]

@MrNicoAug for someone not knowing spanish it cant be easy to identify what language it actually is... they're practicly identical

[MrNicoAug]

@shashelasse No they're not... But I understand that, it's just a bit frustrating that people get confused so easily..

[shashelasse]

@MrNicoAug enough words are identical for people to get confused... don't get mad over just that dude... i'm from sweden and some people think i'm from switzerland

[shashelasse]

@MrNicoAug and i must apologize for my last comment there if you feel offended... about midnight and i missed a vital part of your comment

[9joao6]

@SemperFiScout79 Portuguese/Brazilian, ma friend :)

[NataliLoL]

@SemperFiScout79 Portuguese Brazilian, dude. ² (:

[thestorniolo]

@SemperFiScout79 it's portuguese,not spanish ¬¬

[nimchuks12]

@SemperFiScout79 hahahaha FAIL. that's not spanish hahahaha

[fenrirgg]

@SemperFiScout79 I just wanted to point that it's portuguese, not spanish. (Probably you have received tons of responses but those thumbs up's mean this must be pointed frecuently).

[loling53]

1-Press pause

2-Press: 4, 9, 1, 6 then 7

3-Press play

there you go... you got "Oh Shit"

[RevolverRicoche]

Starring: Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman, Taxi Driver, Hot Chick, 50 Mph Man, and a tree. (Watch Waiting for the bus 1 & 2 and you'll get it.)

[Onrusttand]

Lol @ the guy with the grey moustache at 00:16

[MrJordan922]

is that the bus from the running Guy

[TheDutchkins]

MERDA TU!

[squawesum1]

hahahha i think they wer talking to me when they sed u got nice tits!;)

[KSelite]

When the bus goes by, you can see the man that can run 40mph. :D

[vetkin123]

pause at 6 second or somewhere between 5.1 seconds to 6 seconds to see 50 mph man :D thumbs up if you saw him

[XxRandomKnivesxX]

Press 6 alot, and give the driver brain damage for trying to get a girl

[LuigiBro345]

lol xD

[TheLightingStudio]

I like part when they Say Ooooooooh Shiiiiit!

[gamecubemaster1990]

how did the guy on the left not fall out when the car hit the the tree

[Daelhorhota]

@gamecubemaster1990 It's a cartoon.

[MrCjthadj]

Thumbs up if the taxi driver looks like the 50 ph man.

[LazerGuy89]

@MrCjthadj It does look like him, but he's wearing a different shirt.

[AnesBosna]

Hey there.

Nice to meet you.

Do you wanna hang out?

You have nice tiiits

OooooooooooooooOoooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit *Bam* *happy guy fells out *

[AthosCerezer]

corrigindo a tradução:

- Oi garota (hey miss!)

- Qual seu nome (what is your name?)

- você quer sair? (do you wanna hung out?)

[shankful1]

thumbs up if you saw the h34 thr (hey there)

[liquidinercorse]

hahahahahahaha that was funny

[uuful1]

you got nice titd oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh­hh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit bam

[runeboy55444]

Press one then rite when 6 comes pause it. U can see the 50 mph man :D Thumbs up ;P

[TheEdux500]

yas k gilipolles xDDDDDDD pero el video es weno eh xD

[MrSoulLugia]

1.- Press pause

2.- Press play

3.- Press 5 and then 7

Ull get Hey There... O Shit

[ColonelHoraldo]

@MrSoulLugia ...So?

[CannibalTr0ll]

@MrSoulLugia OMFG I DID IT and it was a complete waste of time and it wasn't even mildly amusing.

[marajomi]

stop at 5 sec its the 50 mph bus!



[jjlucas0]

a legenda ficou errada só em uma frase; na segunda "cantada" o cara fala:" What's your name?"(Qual o seu nome?!)

e não como está aí: "O que você precisa?"

[CrazyGerbility]

cara, que acidente grave!!!! morreu tudo

[purpovich]

how that guy fell out of the window made my day

[JugadorXEI]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOHHH SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIT

[MrZagattto]

Aos 00:05 do video,a hora que o onibus passa,reparem do lado direito

é o corredor de 50km :D

hahaha

[CrazyGerbility]

@MrZagattto da para ver a cabeça dele

[kaymay12345]

...there were 4 singers in the backseat but when they sang there was only 3...

[miklitov23]

the funny shit is they were all like OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT but the crash was so small.

[loytokega2]

did anyone else see the guy from waiting for the bus run by next to it?

[HU4EVA5]

ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh­h shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *POW*

[runinshadows5]

reminds me of sweet life of zach and cody

[mikesvampire]

Chase Suddarth can never sing... like Chris Arnold!

[N0WL0AD1NG]

Fucking Classic XD

[pivotnaza]

you can see the bus whit the "50 miles per hour man"