The Chief Fails to guard Halo 3

[LastODSTStanding]

He was busy trying to call Cortana.

[TheMarioMan2121]

@LastODSTStanding hes calling cortana for a lift to her place hehehehehe

[TheLastODST1]

@AMaZinGKILLERZ OR, chef justs sucks shit !

[AMaZinGKILLERZ]

Must've been legendary mode

[UnitedStatesOfSpange]

I bet that guy hates his job

[StupidWizardFilms]

Chief-WTF. Cums bac wit mahs haloz

[WoAProximity]

"So.. this IS pizza planet...?"

"Yeah, ill have a medium... SHIT FUCK, NOT AGAIN"

[JustSCR3AM]

117 dislikes?

[Soccerrockker6]

@JustSCR3AM he didn't touch anything, that's why...

[cidien]

@JustSCR3AM Maybe we wouldn't dislike it if he maybe, I dunno, did what the title says? Dude just jumps in the frame then jumps out.

[TheLastODST1]

@JustSCR3AM LOL :)

[inoiwasrong]

Why is the top comments the same?

[ext5127s]

He didn't touch any thing

[Cilor101]

(Before a guy is infected by the flood)THANKS A LOT CHIEF!(after he's infected)GRAAAAH!

[WatchMeSpore]

*Steal*

"Hey, come back here, punk, I WAS AFK JESUS CHRIST"

[wereboy2k11]

wha did he steal?

[gpgpgp13322]

@wereboy2k11 air

[iseeubitch1]

did anyone see the kid in the background stealing shit

[TheBlackSpade144]

He was experiencing a lag. DUH!

[winnieizcool]

i want to wear that costume for halloween!

[froZeNGam1ng]

Did it not occur to anyone that they were taking a picture of the chief and so the guy who supposedly stole it was just trying to be courteous and not get in the way

[WolfOfSilentDarkness]

@froZeNGam1ng i whatched it like 7 times tryin to see what he took....than i saw ur comment XD

[omgidontgiveafuck24]

@froZeNGam1ng As you can see there was nothing on the table for him to take ,_,

[Wolfyxxx91]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololol epic xXfAiLX

[alecinsel]

on the launch of halo anniversery he should stand at the door of game stop and yell at the people buying a dfferent game.

[JoeRingo118]

@alecinsel chief is the quiet type... he would probaly say with his dark voice''is that really a good idea''? then he would point his assault rifle at the person.

[trav1th3rabb1]

damn it leroy!!

[50N1C]

I WANT THAT COSTUME!

[Nadenick1779]

Goddammit Fisher! The mission is over!

[TheLastAscension]

is that supossed to be a halo manican or something

[AwesomeSauce1000]

@TheLastAscension Suit. It's on a phone, and moving,

[TheLastAscension]

@AwesomeSauce1000 Oh...Hilarious Video By The Way ahahhaha FAIL Chief FAIL aha

[HatemailMagnet]

Sad Face :(

[TheZnarfquad]

he didnt even take anything!

[BustDays]

@TheZnarfquad Yea I know people just want to think he did because then it would actually be funny.

[BlindReaper74]

@TheZnarfquad -Because he knew would be Tea Bagged

[MrDanderskoff]

anyone know why youtube is down? no videos will pop up for me.

[michaelpp2]

@MrDanderskoff ya i had the same problem the other day but now its better. youtube has been doing updates that make certain browsers not able to watch videos. all i did was wait because not much u can do if youtube is messing up.

[falkon2321]

mk ese difras esta una chimba

[GatremagWenYm]

@Mrmugen93 I JUST HATE PEOPLE THAT USE CAPS IN THEIR COMMENTS SO PEOPLE WILL GIVE THEM ATTENTION! WTF!!!

[Mrmugen93]

I JUST FUCKIN HATE ADS AT THE END OF THE VIDEO THAT BLOCKS THE FUCKING BROWSER! WTF!!!

[bamarantes]

Was that a fat kid or a geek?

[TheAirsoftsolder]

@bamarantes fat geek kid

[swahini]

is there any place i can buy a suit like this? or did ya build it?

[horsemania1]

Wtf is going on in the vid, i dont see it

[0121D0ONE]

DAM YOU FATKID DAM YOU TO HELL!!!!!!

[DORONUMAKUN]

なんだ、アメリカの日常風景か

[gipro1]

this video makes my firefox lag when it finishes. does that make any sense?

[bubnbubby2]

LOL 0:05 a kid touches the suit like "Holy crap I have to touch it!"

[1scott231]

cheif isnt fleet admiral hes Master Chief thats his rank

[riotechdeck1]

wierd



[mw2freak47]

he doesnt even take halo 3 how fail

[Swordofswordom]

To quote the Prophet Of Truth "Your inability to safeguard Halo was a colossal failure".

[MoustachioGuy1996]

@Swordofswordom yeah guess what else is colossal

[Swordofswordom]

@MoustachioGuy1996 Yeah, in retrospect; I feel like a colossal nerd.

[MoustachioGuy1996]

@Swordofswordom welcome to the club wanna cap ?

[WOLFOFIRON85]

@Swordofswordom That sentence is grammatically redundant...I laughed the first time I heard it. Maybe, "your inability to safeguard halo resulted in colossal failure". Or "your attempt to safeguard halo was a colossal failure". As it stands, the prophet of truth effectively says - You failing was a failure. C'mon truth, say it like it is :P

[161616spike]

@Swordofswordom well its the *puts on sunglasses* truth YEEEEAAAAAAA

[DarkNinja1107]

@Swordofswordom nay it was heresy

[fiveoclock8888]

..... he stole the game of halo 3 in the back round... dumbass vadunchee...

[vadunchee]

What's up with ze fat kid in the back?

Did he take a cookie or somethin..?

[TheAzzledazzle1]

Later in the evening, the poor boy who poked him was found dead with a halo stuck up his ass ;)

[TheGamingPug]

wat did he do?

[Flashlight1996]

If i had that suit id just crash into the window of the nearest game stop, steal a halo game and crash out and run away.

[MONSTERxFULL]

rofl

[Bladesrcool]

GOD DAMMIT ANOTHER CHILD IS ON THE WAY TO HALO3! We Must Kill The Enemy! The Path For Are Journey!

[Qwork142]

@freezeframeguys ...lies...

[thewalkereffect]

Hes like a lame version of the stig

[jasonmichaelfan]

YOINK!

[AceDudeyeah]

"YOINIK!"

[pokenerd99]

Maybe you can make a built-in phone into the helmet and push a button on your head to answer it.

[silversurfer052000]

your right he shouldent be on the phone

[antoni0818]

he didnt even grab anything

[catgirlmeeow]

the guy didint even take anything he just looked like it

[bikerdudefiftynine]

lol

[Paco201111]

Dude make a recon armour!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pyanapple]

The visor is to big, you fail

[Lyf3isM1s3ry]

@Pyanapple And where is your armor?

Oh, lol, right.

[Pyanapple]

@Lyf3isM1s3ry

Wtf is that kind of stupid argument,

that's like i'm saying

Lyf3isM1s3ry is a stupid it name

and you say: And where is your yt account with way too much letters in it?

Faggot

and you know I'm right so give some good arguments

[Lyf3isM1s3ry]

@Pyanapple @Pyanapple For one, I don't like my username and neither does anyone else, so I really don't give a damn if you point out the fact it's terrible. I find it kind of funny, actually. And for two, all I was saying is you shouldn't condemn others for slight flaws if you can't do better. But then you throw a tantrum instead of just replying calmly or taking the time to prove your point. I'm not going to have a pointless insult war with you; they're just excuses for lack of a better fight .

[hypersteven101]

@Lyf3isM1s3ry And where is your armor?

Oh, lol, right

[Lyf3isM1s3ry]

@Pyanapple And where is your armor?

Oh, lol, right.

[thatcrazygamer1]

shush master cheifs on the phone

[rarehands]

The kid didn't actually get anything!

[vladekcobyvladivosk]

Where do you get the full armor

[macedmatt]

@vladekcobyvladivosk you could buy the "bungie version" online or try to make it

[RandomPerson964]

@200PurplecatsXD You can't even see his face.

[200PurplecatsXD]

He also needs get some sunlight.

[TheDavve000]

*cough*

[NinjaOnWeed]

*Yoink*

[MzaCrack]

You halo kids need to grow up,

realize its just a video game.

Smoke a bowl

and then get on some Modern Warfare

[blackyoshicp]

@MzaCrack Modern warfare you kidding me

[MzaCrack]

@blackyoshicp

Its more of a stoner gamee...

and look at this..kids are going crazy over a guy in costume!

you guy's need to introduce marijuana into your life

[blackyoshicp]

@MzaCrack srsly why fight over a VIDEO GAME srsly its just a game and also they are both good games

[thelegoman09]

@MzaCrack and you, my friend need to not promote drugs to children.

[Lone77Wolf]

@MzaCrack .....you realize your statemeant fails right?

[unscrecon117]

@MzaCrack mw2 is gay and halo 3 is rated m game kids shouldnt be on it in the first place.

[Whynotwatchthese]

@unscrecon117 Theres nothing M about Halo 3 it should be T.

[wasterzphysco2]

@MzaCrack yea like we on halo dont piss our selfs about quick scoping and shit p.s black ops has time delay! shit game

[Airmaner1]

@MzaCrack its a FUCKING VIDEO GAME!!!!! I play both, they are both great games and some fucking retarded gay faggot fanboy wont change my mind so SUCK ON THAT.

[syphon135]

halo 3 is a sandwich????

[Himan891]

a kid touched him at 0:04

[Rotneybot]

Sgt. Johnson: Chief, YOU FAILED! YOUR FIRED!

Chief: *Tear*

[Jaramo1]

@Rotneybot

For Christ's sake, Chief.

The mission's over.

[Rotneybot]

@Jaramo1 Chief: *Tear* FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU-

[GoldenWolfPictures]

@Rotneybot dishonorable discharge!

[Rotneybot]

@GoldenWolfPictures *Wha Wha Whaaaaaa...*

[Someonece]

@Rotneybot Chief is a fleet Admiral and Johnson is a Sergeant.. how he fire him?

[Rotneybot]

@Someonece Or it could be the store manager... :P

[SkullKingPro]

@Rotneybot johnson cant tell chief what to do

[Rotneybot]

@SkullKingPro I thought Johnson gave orders to Chief.

[SkullKingPro]

@Rotneybot lol, he is the chief, way beyond the authority of marines...

[Rotneybot]

@SkullKingPro lol

[ryanroxs141]

@Rotneybot no it be like Sgt Johnson: YOUR FIRED

Chief:no your FIRED *BLOWS JOHNSONS HEAD OF WITH A SHOTGUN*

[Rotneybot]

@ryanroxs141 LOL!

[theruinedshadow4]

master chief:-looks back- hey were the...-looks left- HEY FAT MAN! -gives cell phone to camrea man- master chief:hold this HEY FATTY COME BACK HERE! -LOADS ASSULT RIFLE- -2 hours later.- master chief:bullets are gone for dmr battle rifle pistol plasma pistol and whatever else i had in my backpack... TIME TO USE THE BIG GUNS! -TAKES OUT ROCKET LAUNCHER- fatty:OH MOTHER...

[xXKi11X5HOTXx]

RUN CHUBY RUUUUUUUUUUUN its not a good idea to steal master chiefs sandwich

[learntodrivenow]

0:05 star wars kid!!

[TheRedstormshadow]

I want to get into halo man I just got my first xbox360 my friend gave it to me lend me his 20GB system because he bought the super nice new one.the black one I'm having trouble getting used to the controller buttons.since I play ps1 ps2 all my life the xbox360 control is weird but awesome weird!

I got deadspace an call of duty 2 ,,,the graphic's are fucking sick!

[itsmyhalovid]

@TheRedstormshadow i tink i love u no being gay but its rare u see 4 year olds ps3 owners switch sides and like halo better if u want an introduction and some fun frends to hang out send me a message or sumtin and we do some forge or sumtin byu the get reach

[Mikeyc2k6]

YYYYYYOINK!

[sickermentor]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJ!

[monkeyboyreviews]

NIGGA STOLE MY GAME

[xFIRERUSHx]

looks like the fight isnt finished...

[mewfourx]

too bad the fat kid didnt steal anything



[mickobee]

the guy doesnt take anything

[HALOLOVER4EVA]

my sandwich, no!

[keyboardfriend]

ITS A TRAP!

[oron345]

@keyboardfriend IT'S A FRAP!

[austen7898]

hey chief!!! chief!! song guy just stole halo 3!! chief!! chief? hello? get off the phone chief!!! sir? john? 117???? oh come on....

[MRthingymabob]

wowo worst theif ever he forgot to take what he was supposed to steal lol

[MrMuffinman789]

He should have had an aimbot.

[bloodsuckingqueen3]

fat guy in little coat stole the halo. sic em chief

[Sangdrax]

It is about half Nightmare suit and the non-Nightmare parts (Helmet and Guantlets) are more accurate. The current incarnation of my suit has only the ass from the old suit and is almost like it stepped out of the game.

The Nightmare suits painted by NAS look fancy because they use car paint to gloss them up. This suit was done with a more realistic military flat finish.

[crzywhiteman01]

@Sangdrax Mjolnir armor is supposed to be shiny because it has a reflective coating on it to help reflect plasma fire. If you just clear coat your armor it would look the same.

[TheOnlySpartan666]

guess the chief's sensors weren't working

[radioguysbrother]

LOL

[mgnperson]

lol this is funny....-_-

[gogetoku10]

Can I have ur suit I'll give u $500 for it

[trankin70]

@gogetoku10 suits worth about 1k

[stickmanbrains]

@gogetoku10 They're worth more than that bud.

[KirbysFeelingAwsome]

THAT WAS THE HEAVY WEAPONS GUY! HE HAS THE SANVICH

[super3slug]

WHERE?!!!! IS?!!!!!! THIS?!!!! SUIT?!!!!

[xXChikenNoodleSoopXx]

@super3slug look around on youtube for halo 3 suit.. I forgot the designer people that make it. but they have like schematics and materials so that you can make it yourself. if not I think they'll open up the shop soon. but i dont know

[indyg1138]

@xXChikenNoodleSoopXx the people who design these suits are from Nightmare Studios. they also made all of the COG outfits from Gears of War

[stickmanbrains]

@indyg1138 I don't believe this particular suit is from Nightmare Studios because their standard of Mark VI armour looks a lot better than this. More realistic.

[xXChikenNoodleSoopXx]

@indyg1138 There you go.. thanks man. forgot about em

[arccity]

lol

[Traxxas1992]

dude wtf the kid doesnt even take anything theres nothing there before he does it

[BobDawg173]

Snadvich

[killingfrenzy1993]

Zomg its like "YOINK". xD

[vVCoDFAtHerVv]

lol fail

[LaughingKangaroo]

Where's Cortana? She needs to make him another sandwich.

[AZproductions117]

@LaughingKangaroo She's in the kitchen.

[tk6110]

What's cheif holding anyway?

[dbwtfst0tsdb]

the guy got nothing

[Sporevideomaker]

lol..... gf

[vengeanceproductions]

Active camo. The only explanation.

[XiaNingTian]

gamestop?

[gdude009]

lol fat guy took a piece of what ever that white thing is

[artard1456]

@gdude009

its called semen

[kawa1spaz]

guy in background: MINE!

[JoeyBoyEre]

is it me or does that fat guyin the background look like the star wars kid???? lol

[Halomaster7720]

MOTION SENSERS DEACTIVATED???

[Halo2loverboy]

The guy didn't even take anything...

[elspoko]

Spy's sapping my sandvich!

[BlzKn1ght]

DAMMIT CHIEF XD

[TheAceofOcea]

lol thats funny i was like "wtf is this vid nothing sounds cool right now, then i see the guy flashing behind, just what i was expecting xD

[5dmc1]

lol he sounds like Simons (from RvB)