Top Gear - Jag owners and the new XJ

[Ferrari73703]

My iPhone caught virus and I crushed it... In a Jaaaag!

I bet that all people who do that have Jaaaags!

[Brisk2124]

HAHA The English are entertaining but just pissed off people...They have to hate on other countrys to make themselves feel better.TYPICAL!

[Interceptor810]

I ran over the cast of Jersey Shore

...In my JAAAG

[sk7ch]

@Interceptor810 That is simply the best combination of stuff ever put in words ever.

[Tobbenin100]

15 people have a jaaaaag

[Vindog76]

This make me want a jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaag.



[0Lamborghini]

I just had extremely wild and kinky sex with your daughter... in my Jaaag!

[0Lamborghini]

Guy on the right at 1:42 looks like a fat Seth MacFarlane.

[tsubodzuka]

JAAAAAAAAAAG

[joel19758]

the fact is jaguar is a cat the car company named themselves after and no one has a copyright on how its pronounced. lets face it up until a few years ago ford owned jag and we couldve designated the proper pronounciation which wouldve been a lol moment now the indians own it and can call it what they wont you brits cant hold onto your car companies and thats what happens lmao!

[VoxJoxx]

Jag~Slag. Divergent point; Hammond is more annoying than Clarkson and with recent events that's an achievement. I think he would reduce his significant annoying ability points if he merely took of that dodgy necklace he's had forever.

[vaj99]

RAtan Tata deserves a knighthood, he saved the Midlands economy.

[05Rudey]

British ingenuity with foreign funding.

[MrChikku15]

i am an indian............

and m very proud that jagwar is INDIAN now

[animagus1]

@MrChikku15 If an Indian Jaguar is going to keep making Jaaags like this then you are welcome to it. :)) It looks fantastic!!

[MrChikku15]

@animagus1 thank u. it looks superb.

[BlueJean1138]

15 people can't say JAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!...like The Boys.

[epsteinsmutha1]

When and if I finish my doctoral work, I hope they're still going for ten grand on the secondary market here in the Midwest (around Indy).

I want a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

And I do know how to pronounce it, thankyouverylittle. It's Jag-Yoo-War, not Jagwire.

[animagus1]

Technically, it's Jag-Yoo-Are. There's only a 'w' for American accents. :-)

[epsteinsmutha1]

@animagus1 Nope, Manc as well. Mind you, how is "war" being pronounced? Is it with an open or closed "o"?

Oh how I hate how those Linguistics requirements warped me irreparably. It's not even my bloody field!

[yt4400]

Jag smell like curry...lol

[MadDogMcGree]

I want a JAAAG! How are they compared to old Citroëns? I´ve owned several of those(two XM, a GS, BX and a CX Familiale) and love them, but want to try something new. I dubt Jags are as comfortable as a CX or XM, but they should be a lot more reliable and more fun to drive.

[omfggoogle]

Funny.

[MrTheoman10]

15 people dont have a JAAAAAAAAAG

[Letinsh19]

@1910887 You could have done it in any car and the world would still wouldn't give a pigs ass :D

[woodpecker092]

pause at 1:39, Jeremy's face, LOL!

[xXGreyWolf]

The 15 dislikes are probably Americans thinking "That's not how you say Jagwar"

[ClTIZEN]

@xXGreyWolf Hahahaha

[moneshmahtani]

16 ppl dont have,JAAAG

[orihalchon]

15 people don't have a JAAAG

[genzchick]

i love the bit where hamster is talkin about running over someones dog in a jag i watched that bit like 5 times. his face lol

[genzchick]

lol love these guys!

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

[88pie88]

india? fuck that im better a beemer 

[IGNentertainmenI]

@88pie88 u didnt know poor man bmw audi and merc have manufacturing plants in india.

[88pie88]

what dosent dude lol. The only thing that europe is manufacturing, is Muslims.

[raark]

Love Jeremy's face when he says "Jaaaag!" lol

[SuperBobster10]

@1910887 Brilliant! Although even if you'd run over him in your Prius I think we'd still all be happy!

[heartlessvietboy]

Do you think people buy cars based on the money they have (income level) or they just buy a car they saw then re-examine their income level?

[supertrendy77351]

im sooo that person they described and i have a jaaaaag ;) and from texas!

[Catytjeuuh]

@1910887 yeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh,

Is he dead???

[gsmit131]

my mom made it

[duckiesv]

JAAAAAG

[DisguisedComedy]

Awfully sorry. Will you wait here while I go warm up the JAAAG

[animagus1]

You could run over Justin Bieber in a Nissan Sunny and you would still be celebrated.

[playerjustdutch]

@animagus1

in your jaaaaag

[plscalladoctor]

@animagus1 omg i ran over justin bieber! in my jaaaaaaaag

[Wuscher]

@animagus1 Still? I'd say all the more!

[Tvr33Mathias]

I've got a JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.

[bigtruckseriesreview]

I drove the XJ-L SUPERSPORT.

I think it's beautiful- everything the Lincoln MKS should have been. But, definitely a bit too expensive considering it's a "Jaguar"

You can see that review of the car here:

epinions.com/content_512392400­516

[benm94111]

@1910887 you didnt have to use the 'in my jaaag' part people will still like that

[OlirockCP]

@1910887 makes it even better.

[ninetyninecent]

press 5 8 1 9

thats the sort of girl whose interior is a brilliant brilliant piece of design

[MrCounterstrikeforce]

@arnair81 agreed Jaguar Xjs from 2003- 2009 are more reliable compare to S class, 7 series n A8.

[mburns8395]

This is not a true Jaguar. I can say being from a family who own real "jaguars"

[natesurfswell]

I say they change the name to JAAAG for real

[TheMrbones92]

My first car will definitely be a JAAAAAAAAAGGG

[TheGuims07]

@1910887 is the car ok?

[tehfo0tsteps]

oh sry i hit your JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG. IN MY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

[walkmen89]

i love this scene soooo much! lmao! hahahhahahah

[MsMarphy]

Come on! Nobody gives a pig's arse about all that diesel stuff!

[Rarrin9378]

Ugly car

[LukeNAESA10]

@Rarrin9378 Blind person.

[Rarrin9378]

@LukeNAESA10 I'm sorry I just can't get a feel for how they look lol

[sk8rocgirl]

14 people don't have JAAGS

[EliteGhost001]

@1910887

You don't need a Jaguar to get away with that.

[allenvilson]

@1910887

When villl americans stop with beiber jokes? I know you are stupid idiots, but give me a break

[Dantinus]

I (insert some terrible act here) in a Jaggggggggggg.

[alxcsb]

@1910887 Running over that girl is OK in any car. You actually get points for it, a nice vacation in the Caribbean and a girl for free, for a month.

[sandythebear]

I took your daughters virginity

in my jagggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggggggg

[PenfoldIV]

haha lol press 7 alot of times :p

[mikealanzo]

I ran over Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Britney Speers.

"Why" you ask!?

Cus I was having a good day in my JAAAAAAAAAG...... 

[skeletorphd]

I like running over little kittens...

...in my Jaaag!

[biljanae]

me: i crashed into a zonda

richard hamond:ohhh noooo

me: in my Jagggg

[Drifter9020]

@biljanae

Richard:I don't give a pig's ass!Why did you crash into the beautiful Zonda!?

You and I:Cause we got Jaaaaags....*point at you*He did it!

*Me runs to the Jaaaag*

[V3nom36]

XDDDDDD @ 0:28

[smario2728]

14 people regret not using the Jaaaaaaagg excuse.

[mikealanzo]

@smario2728 poor bastards......

[WhoWantsSomePussy]

Terribly sorry, i ran over your dog...in mah Jaaaaaaag. Gotta love Hammond

[Dantinus]

I think of this video everytime I see a Jaaaaaaaaaaag.

[ihatethisplace999]

Jury: Alright, what did you do to Justin Bieber?

Me: I gunned him down in my car.

Jury: Would you be as kind as to tell why?

Me: Cuz I got a Jaaaag

[MarvinLR]

Lexyboy--Great story. Had a good giggle! Yes, they are strange creatures....but it's okay, because I have a Jaaag...

[fanofdiesel]

Who gives a pigs all about all that diesel stuff?

[ChristewieTV]

14 have never seen a JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAG

[LondonItalian]

I drive an XJR & I dont see Jezzers point at all...

[alxcsb]

@LondonItalian Yeah, right.

[LondonItalian]

@alxcsb Yeah right what? Oh, hang on, I just saw your other comments, your obviously a bitter, twisted little boy... oh well.

Keep playing with your toy cars, maybe one day you`ll get your dream Dacia kid...

[alxcsb]

@LondonItalian Relax pal, it was a sarcastic comment. Considering the fact that I am 23 and I make 5 grand a month, I'd say I'm doing pretty well, wouldn't you? Oh, and for the toy car comment, I was 16 back then, it's what you do at that age, you know?

[LondonItalian]

@alxcsb 1. I`m not your `pal`, 2. I`m perfectly relaxed, 3 I dont care how old you are or what you earn & 4. you need to study sarcasm more, because your comment made no sense, or, was simply bitchy... Ciao!

[MarvinLR]

My wife is divorcing me (really), but it's okay 'cause I went out and got a Jaaag....(really). Hope it pisses her off, along with the house with the stupendous view I got...(and the garage that I park my new Jaaag...).

[TheLexyboy]

@MarvinLR just about pissed myself when i read your comment, my ex-wife claimed the car we shared (02 megane cabrio). You should have seen her face when i drove up to the lawyers in my new Alpha Brera! Not a Jaaaag, but the sentiment is the same lol

[732lover]

Pardon me while I run over Justin Bieber in my Jaaaaaaag.

[281Braden]

evidence here that you need a smokers voice to say jaaaaaaag properly

[Nothefaceyoubitch]

@281Braden I would imagine Jaaaaaaaaag owners to smoke either Park Drive, Dunhill or of course cigars.

[NecronRon]

@1910887 Sadly, I would've applauded you with or without the second statement.

[Mrawesome954]

And its okay....because he's got a Jaaaaaag

[aymthebest]

@1910887 Everybody would be delighted even if you ran over him in a Beetle.

[majerliviu]

13 lossers

[SHASHANKIYER]

lol everyone laughed coz they thought jeremy was kidding about jaaags coming from india now :D

[SHASHANKIYER]

@cadillacman007 lol ur right......now what?

[SHASHANKIYER]

@cadillacman007 ahahaa thats always awesome (Y) cheers mate

[squidballlove]

full tg episodes could be seen at loveteevee(dot)com

[Ally1391]

13 people disliked this video and it's okay because the've got JAAAGS.

[XavierJ61]

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[JanissarialGuard]

That's gotta be the sexiest ass i've ever seen

[RudeXBoii]

Jaaaaag

[tufty1990]

I never get bored of this segment

[mondeost2202008]

12 People are FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

[MrPaulclt]

@mondeost2202008 now  are 15

[2011Yuval]

"why?"

because is a J-A-G!!!!

[cyanman123]

I like jags

[TheArcher1801]

Awfully sorry, bit of issue with the white. Will u wind awfully settling this while I go warm up the Jaaaag?

[MrNoahthefox95]

@TheArcher1801 with the WALLET

[extremeplayer]

12 people drives a JAAAG

[wiebehoukes]

TG is awesomeeeeeeeeeee, unlike Jags xD

[i7rs]

Why is everyone laughing? Jaguar is Indian company now indeed.

[pandurang81]

I love JAAAAAAAAAGS

[Ally1391]

oh guys, i'm terribly sorry but i disliked this...

in my JAG.

[harris3693]

Im gonna buy a JAAAAG XJ in a few months!!!!

[mrawesome911]

hes got a Jaaaag

[Bullet1967]

Jag pwns you all

[iliabashel]

@Bullet1967 true :D:D

[gunsnflamethrowers]

man "terribly sorry, I had sex with your daughter last night" Mother of Daughter "You what!" Man "In my Jaaag" Mother of Daughter "oh, how splendid!"

[agentm31]

Anyone want to take a stab at how many buttons Richard has on his shirt?

[gssee880728]

i love Jaaaag! :)

[ScuderiaBull]

I bet Clarkson has a Jaaaaag! XD

[peanuts2105]

@ScuderiaBull he had the old XJR

[ScuderiaBull]

@peanuts2105 ,

Never too late to get a nother one obviously!

[peanuts2105]

@ScuderiaBull especially as it's drop dead gorgeous!

[ScuderiaBull]

@peanuts2105 ,

or cuz all of the free drinks in clubs he will be getting in the future

[blackness010]

jääääääg :d

[sarzamineiran]

what does he mean after he says "awfully sorry"?

[TheEnglishRedneck45]

@sarzamineiran 'Awfully sorry' means very sorry indeed. Then when he says 'Would you mind settling this' - means pay the bill. 'Settling' - can have numerous meaning however, but in this context, it means pay the bill.

[TheMrbones92]

@sarzamineiran The jag owner has forgotten his wallet and can't pay the bill :-)

[dottorrent]

and its ok becuase hes got a jaaaaag

[fforziney01]

Jaaaaag

[Starfleet0]

i have a jag XD

[mavadd88]

ITS A JAAAAGG....im cool

[NottinghamForest22]

When is Top Gear going to review the XJ??

[Sinngh]

@NottinghamForest22 this series, episode 6

[hamster639]

@NottinghamForest22 Tomorrow I think.

[NottinghamForest22]

@hamster639 I hope they review the XJL Supersport.

[smihy1]

love richards faces soo funy ♥

[jeessiccaax]

Love the way hammond says that :)

[thebrownerboy96]

james may cant say jaaaag

[leprachaunskate]

pause at 0:02

[fforziney01]

Xj6 is the best jag

[Idtelos]

it's hedious... he XF looks wayyy better.

[mauownage]

Ian Callum strikes again.

[crenulatewilll]

Officer: do you know how fast you were going sir?

Me: 155, Sir

Officer: Would you like to explain why sir?

Me: Ive got a Jaaaag

[tnguyen318]

The 2011 Jaguar XJ is Luxury. The back looks upside down other than that its near perfect. Interior is premium. Build is second to none.

[TheMikulover666]

bloody hell...harry potter and ron weasley would've made off with it!

[pointlesspeasant]

12 people are in prison for a bit of tax-dodging

[MultiTopgearfan]

Richard is always funny... James is randomly funny and Jeremy is always funny too... love these guys!!!

[TheMrsorso]

Jags were cool. At the moment I'm not so sure.

[birkenstockcaster]

i have such a JAG and i like itttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silver4883]

When we sold Rover to the Chinese for just £30million- the price of a very expensive house, we lost out as Rover in China is considered chinese. The Germans and Indians have a lot more respect for the British and both Mini and Jags are very much British. Just as the Chinese removed red British phone boxes from HK they did the same to Rover. This will not happen with Mini or Jaguar.

[silver4883]

Thanks to TATA there will be no factory closures in the UK in fact they will be taking on 2000 more staff in the UK. And if the profits are £233 Million already just think about the profits when Jags are introduced in China and India the two fastest growing economies in the world. Within 5 years Jaguar will have profits of over a Billion pounds which will mean more new models and more engineering jobs and design jobs in te UK

[silver4883]

This is a great car- this is the first time Jaguar can challenge BMW and Mercs. Germans actually respect this car-they welcome the competition. JLR are now in profit £233 last quarter. If it wasn't for TATA Jauguar would have suffered the same fate as Hummer as the US car industry collaspsed. TATA have skillfully turned this company around and kept its britishness something the Chinese did not do with Rover.

[captain31893]

"c'mon no body gives a pigs ass about that diesel stuff" LOLZ

[Mrfufflypebles]

I am about to buy one absolutely my favorite car 

[UberMan5000]

Richard looks so sad and pitiable at 1:04 but then it's all okay because he says JAAAAAAAG!

[764Crimson]

David Cameron committed suicide in my Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggg!

[manoman0]

Jaaaaaaaggg!

[Dominoes911]

JAAAAAG!!

[multiestonian]

very funny part at 1:00-1:08 im terribly sorry , i ran over your dog..:O ouuuu ..in my Jaag:D