Sorry, but this is remarkable. You might not care for the genre but don't discredit him as a musician as a result. I don't like Rush, but I would always defend their high calibre of musical expertise.
There's a guy who holds the Guinness Book of World Records for fastest piano hitting notes. I think it was something like 10 notes per second. But who really cares when it isn't music? Check out 'OSCAR PETERSON LONDON 1964-6' on here to see someone who is articulate as he is fast.
The part from 0:30 to 1:10 was not only fast it also sounded very good. I think I've heard it before somewhere. Does anyone know where this part is from?
@MarkBenjaminDancer Well, I know that I can't play that. And I also know that he is playing multiple chords one after another and not just single notes the entire time, it is no doubt fast, it does not matter if there is another song or anything alike that may be as fast or faster than that one. The title clearly states that that person playing the piano is fastest not the song.
@NEONPOSSUM Do you really think using caplocks makes your comment better? What are you 8 years old? Oh and how long have you been taking it up the ass? "blistering retort"...my God what a damn queer you are, good luck with that AIDS kills. No offense, bitch :)
@CWBou812 I DO THINK YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER WHEN YOUR REQUEST FOR GENDER REASSIGNMENT IS APPROVED. DID YOUR MOTHER DO CRUEL THINGS TO YOU IN THE BATHTUB? DID SHE SHOVE VEGETABLES UP YER BUM AND TELL YOU TO POACH THEM? IS THAT WHY YOU ARE SO ILL ADAPTED TO ASSUME YOUR PLACE IN THE ADULT WORLD? . . . NO OFFENSE LITTLE ONE.
@NEONPOSSUM Again with the capslock, whats wrong mommys welfare check cant get you a new keyboard? Or do you really think you are so special you must type everything in caps? All caps makes you look like a moron. You really do have the mentality of a small child, sad little pillow biter.
Your sad attempt at vitriol sounds like the mutterings of a clubfooted, truss-wearing elderly Filipino evangelist in an ill-fitting 3 piece plaid suit, in cracked white plastic shoes and belt, cheap wig, & an old fashioned hearing aid, who reeks of Old Spice, White-out, and Preparation H. who incessantly slams the piano keybord cover on his withered member as he stands on a darkened stage and dreams of Liberace's decomposing weenie [Does a run-on sentence ease your pain my little man?]
@NEONPOSSUM Youre comments and replies here even on your channel crack me up to no end. You say what im thinking with mroe intelligence and education.
hes not even playing it fast, it just looks like he is cuz his hands are moving fast but hes just playing 1 note repetitively with 1 finger from both hands and just hitting a diff note occasionaly ..not that great
@ez123marketing Oh stop berrating. You can have as much fun with music as you'd like. Are you honestly telling me youve never experimented with the speed of songs you knew well? I love playing around with songs after i learn them. Music is a form of expression, and is held back only by the size of ones imagination. Lighten up, tempo nazi
omg. How does he do that?! Not only is he playing super freaking fast, he is lifting his hands really high above the piano! If I tried that, I would just hit a bunch of random notes! Speed and perfect precision: flippin crazy.
@holgerqueck so ein gefühl von einem Kritiker, also schlechter Musiker..... der das abweist, was er nicht versteht..... Neid hat viele Gesichte, Enge des Geistes - hohen Zaun....schon mal von moderne Musik gehört?
@Cetan1000 Moderne Musik??? Damit kann dieser Klassik-Pop ja wohl nicht gemeint sein....und dem Verständnis sind bei dieser Musik nun wirklich keine Hürden gesetzt. Ist natürlich Quatsch, ihn als den schnellsten Klavierspieler zu bezeichnen (als ob das überhaupt eine sinnvolle Kategorisierung wäre), also wenn man sich schon auf einen sportlichen Aspekt einläßt, da gibt's echt andere Kaliber, aber wie gesagt, Musik hat mit Sport und Wettkampf nichts zu tun....
@Cetan1000 Was ist denn das für eine lächerliche Antwort? Ich will jetzt garnicht mal darauf eingehen, dass die "moderne Musik", die hier an den Tag gelegt wird tonal komplett uninteressant ist (siehe Stockhausen, Ligeti usw.). Die Schnelligkeit, die Herr von Melöchin hier beweist könnte leicht durch andere große Namen übertroffen werden, wie in etwa Volodos, Wang etc. Ungekonnt ist es nicht unbedingt gespielt, aber es zeugt wenig von gestalterischem Können. "Neid" ist lächerlich.
@Cetan1000 die sache kann mit viel viel viel viel kleineren bewegungen gespielt werden und damit spart man mit energie und kann potentiell noch viel schneller spielen ...... er schlägt den luft... unnötig... if you want to hear the fastest shit ever check out yuja wang playing bumblebee flight cziffra octaves version but all "fastest" is bullshit, music is no sport. like you cant compare picasso and monet for example.... stop this folks
@Cetan1000 Well, then title it as modern music instead of "Speed Record" (the combination of both should be a crime in my humble opinion..). Someone choosing that title deserves the bashing in comments. Believe me, no one is jealous, everyone is doing it their way and that's about it.
@tobias11122 welche "es" meinst" Du? Und ja gerne, wenn ich 3 Stunden Holzhacken gehe und mich danach ordentlich betrinke kann ich auch so rumklotzen.
@goodboy2891 I'm am a pro pianist myself...which authorize me to have the statement I posted earlier...I haven't a single word to change about what I said before....
Except that I meant pedal, not peel....
And there is no question of better or worst in music...it's just a matter of talent or no talent....
This isn't really that fast, the video just makes it look so. Besides he isn't going for accuracy he's just drumming on the piano. Still it's some pretty amazing improv.
As a professional pianist, I never understand these posts with "fastest player" as a reference point - as if it's some kind of achievement simply to play fast. I suppose a layman would be impressed by such simplistic view of an enormously complex and comprehensive instrument. Ho-hum.....
HOLLY COW!
KLovesx1 5 hours ago
impressive ...
i didn't know that "the wind of the sea" thing ... but it's sounds good to me ...
:D i really dream to play piano like this ... :D
kazsumi335 1 day ago
Is that phillip Glass? no wait! It's kevin costner from water world!!!!
gulgul2006 1 day ago
you know Yuja Wang ?
Friedaa93 3 days ago
is he even fucken playing anything, just sounds like a bunch of insane noise.
tomnanoo 4 days ago
@tomnanoo no you're just gay
thegodswan 1 day ago
Natural motion blur.
ZTserenity 5 days ago
just like a cartoon.
ZTserenity 5 days ago
I still don't get why people are saying those things about him .-.
paulinia2 6 days ago
why does he hate his mother?
klausknulp 1 week ago
Poeple need to stop hating. It's the way this guy plays, it's not my style either, and I play, but damn, grow the fuck up already.
BenwareRules 1 week ago
@BenwareRules theyre just jealous
sushalinkin 1 week ago
@sushalinkin I know, either that or they just are mad because they had their hands cut off
BenwareRules 4 days ago
He shoulda been a cowboy.
DelusionalDreamers 1 week ago
Sorry, but this is remarkable. You might not care for the genre but don't discredit him as a musician as a result. I don't like Rush, but I would always defend their high calibre of musical expertise.
MinuetEnJazz 1 week ago
What rubbish
beethovens9th1 1 week ago
Il fait son kif
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kevro999 1 week ago
this is well played. but i dont think its the fastest
asiandude6 2 weeks ago
esto no es musica es una mierda pinchada en un palo !
luargambino 2 weeks ago
Bollani...
HangoverDrums 2 weeks ago
@cheradinine8 L
smokeball10 2 weeks ago
THIS IS UTTER RUBISH AND UNFIT FOR HUMAN EARS.
NEONPOSSUM 2 weeks ago
@NEONPOSSUM your an idiot you obviously do not understand music
dravenowen2 1 week ago
@dravenowen2 AVOID THIS POSER, TOSSER, SPASTIC, NO-TALENT LOSER AT ALL COSTS.
NEONPOSSUM 1 week ago
If you think about it...reminds me of that one kid from the Peanuts haha :)
xTurquoiseTVx 2 weeks ago
maybe this one is faster, but this is fast AND makes sense:
watch?v=U4FQaDQbwoE
MidnaFan111 2 weeks ago
Its fast but it all runs together it doesn't sound all that great.
PGComet 3 weeks ago
Cheated by the title, sorry , have no idea about how it is related to " The fastest piano player"...
fenixdra 3 weeks ago
Nah...boring and a shitload of double notes
drjad101 3 weeks ago
yuja wang bumblebee. search this in youtube oO
lolhcd 3 weeks ago
I masturbate all day too. So i'm super fast.
MrXenetics 3 weeks ago
everything over limit won't be beautiful
seifhindi 3 weeks ago
The Wind on the Sea??? Sounds more like The Fart in the Bathtub...
cheradinine8 3 weeks ago 59
Still prefrig Scoob Doo
ioio5661 3 weeks ago
playing piano like that and u will get winkle for every note u play @_@
damienLOVEs 3 weeks ago
everybody can punch in the buttons fast
19Matze87 3 weeks ago
Too bad it sounds like a 5 year old with down syndrome playing.
Stashman94 3 weeks ago
JERY LEWIS SCHOOL OF PIANO INSANITY. NOT WORTH THE TIME TO WATCH.
NEONPOSSUM 3 weeks ago
dafuq?
don2xify 3 weeks ago
Slow!
hoylandsvegen 3 weeks ago
hes fast but wanna see faster??? /watch?v=RnVNZ413yfE&feature=related
xXpinoypowaXx 4 weeks ago
hey! wait a minute?!.. Did I just see him jerk off for a quick second while playing the piano?
Philthee24 4 weeks ago
His face is like "The shit is this?"
iTouchAppsde 4 weeks ago
Congratulations, you can officially tap notes really quickly, now all you need to do is learn how to play the piano
DeathG4n 4 weeks ago
This isn't piano playing as it's supposed to be, it's just plain ugly and dissonant, with no feeling whatsoever.
RickvanOsta 1 month ago
What an idiot.
abmsghost1 1 month ago
@abmsghost1 how
lolmagicproductions 3 weeks ago
@lolmagicproductions What an idiot
abmsghost1 3 weeks ago
@abmsghost1 idiot?
Cetan1000 3 weeks ago in playlist Weitere Videos von Cetan1000 19
@Cetan1000
he isnt playing anything he's just mashing the keys!
shortymiget52 1 week ago
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JoshFiri3000 1 week ago
@abmsghost1 yes you are.
MacMadder 5 days ago
I feel the urge to do the same thing with my keyboard..
DeathToNewbie 1 month ago
i see like 20 hands wow!!
oCOBREo 1 month ago
lol, this piece seems to be more easier than Cziffra's "Flight of Bumblebee", nevertheless he plays it hard(.. watch Volodos mb?
TheUnknownWords 1 month ago
that was a lot of "quick noise", next time also a melody please !!!
bisschopvanmetz 1 month ago
huh what was that?that sounded like my 6 year old cousin banging on my piano with the sustain pedal on...
cwliXmas 1 month ago
piano record speeds are made by piano action designers and technicians before players have anything to do with it!
wurclav1 1 month ago
i didnt knew that pierre richard plays piano :-)
Solars78 1 month ago
Hell I can bang on the piano
dayroemer 1 month ago
How about the Flight of the Bumble Bee, could he even play that????
TheTePeHa 1 month ago
You destroy in that way a grand piano...
demsi2004 1 month ago
Very fast but didnt sound good at all! What a waste
Gfromdastreet 1 month ago
Sorry, but Yuja Chang is faster than this, and cleaner.
KarlRKaiser 1 month ago
Hiromi timeout solo... watch that instead.
cartossin 1 month ago
monkey!!!!!!!
kgiven100 1 month ago
With only 230,000 views, probably not the fastest.
bmjake 1 month ago
Please forgive me for sounding direct but WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?
movingonwards 1 month ago
Какую то билиберду играет...
TotalMonolith 1 month ago
There's a guy who holds the Guinness Book of World Records for fastest piano hitting notes. I think it was something like 10 notes per second. But who really cares when it isn't music? Check out 'OSCAR PETERSON LONDON 1964-6' on here to see someone who is articulate as he is fast.
00s00m 1 month ago
poor guy...he's going the wrong direction.
verystacy 1 month ago
Like I always say.Who cares about speed?It's the beautiful sound that is created.This piece doesn't really get to me.
Carskinify 1 month ago
lol 1:15 .... this is shit.
stebanick95 1 month ago
Piano-banging with no musical substance. Any Bach-invention is more difficult!
dexterityhunter 1 month ago
This guy is a performance artist not a piano player.
chodkoel 1 month ago
HBK SHAWN MICHEALS LOL
addiboo1234 1 month ago
Pff!... Even Derek Sherinian is Faster!... And Jordan Rudess Is Actually Faster than Derek!
krlos125 1 month ago
i gotta make a t-shirt with this guys face on it. SO INTENSE.
Childman64 1 month ago
The part from 0:30 to 1:10 was not only fast it also sounded very good. I think I've heard it before somewhere. Does anyone know where this part is from?
madsmadser 1 month ago
boring..
LoseFatRapidly 1 month ago
whereisagarmonyfullsh
12ZzsP714 1 month ago
Less is more
DickersonJohnG 1 month ago
That's no faster than a Liszt Transcendental Etude
MarkBenjaminDancer 1 month ago 15
@MarkBenjaminDancer Well, I know that I can't play that. And I also know that he is playing multiple chords one after another and not just single notes the entire time, it is no doubt fast, it does not matter if there is another song or anything alike that may be as fast or faster than that one. The title clearly states that that person playing the piano is fastest not the song.
Leif903 4 weeks ago
@Leif903 you've gotta admit that he performed that composition preferably fast though, eh? heh-heh.
Leif903 4 weeks ago
next...
Chronologie7 1 month ago
@Grroocx: Thanks for taking it with humour!
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MrIncredible2293 1 month ago
this is bushit valentina lisitsa is more faster
onaga2021 1 month ago
Check out marasy8, i warn all of you who check his channel. His piano playing speed is gonna blow your mind!
NovazaneBB 1 month ago
TAKE YOU FOOT OF THE SUSTAIN PEDAL AND WORK ON PHRASING AND EMPHASIS. UTTER RUBISH AS IT NOW
NEONPOSSUM 1 month ago 35
@NEONPOSSUM I agree, it's rubbish!
excusemaker 1 month ago
@NEONPOSSUM Jeah! kinda like holding Caps Lock!! :)
Gloojo 1 month ago
@NEONPOSSUM Got a video of you playing better?
CWBou812 3 weeks ago
@CWBou812 WHAT A BLISTERING RETORT. CHECK BACK WITH ME WHEN YOU FINISH GRAMMAR SCHOOL. NO OFFENSE.
NEONPOSSUM 3 weeks ago
@NEONPOSSUM Do you really think using caplocks makes your comment better? What are you 8 years old? Oh and how long have you been taking it up the ass? "blistering retort"...my God what a damn queer you are, good luck with that AIDS kills. No offense, bitch :)
CWBou812 3 weeks ago
@CWBou812 I DO THINK YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER WHEN YOUR REQUEST FOR GENDER REASSIGNMENT IS APPROVED. DID YOUR MOTHER DO CRUEL THINGS TO YOU IN THE BATHTUB? DID SHE SHOVE VEGETABLES UP YER BUM AND TELL YOU TO POACH THEM? IS THAT WHY YOU ARE SO ILL ADAPTED TO ASSUME YOUR PLACE IN THE ADULT WORLD? . . . NO OFFENSE LITTLE ONE.
NEONPOSSUM 3 weeks ago
@NEONPOSSUM Again with the capslock, whats wrong mommys welfare check cant get you a new keyboard? Or do you really think you are so special you must type everything in caps? All caps makes you look like a moron. You really do have the mentality of a small child, sad little pillow biter.
CWBou812 2 weeks ago
Your sad attempt at vitriol sounds like the mutterings of a clubfooted, truss-wearing elderly Filipino evangelist in an ill-fitting 3 piece plaid suit, in cracked white plastic shoes and belt, cheap wig, & an old fashioned hearing aid, who reeks of Old Spice, White-out, and Preparation H. who incessantly slams the piano keybord cover on his withered member as he stands on a darkened stage and dreams of Liberace's decomposing weenie [Does a run-on sentence ease your pain my little man?]
NEONPOSSUM 2 weeks ago
@NEONPOSSUM DUDE you totally stole my comment.... I was just gonna write that exact same thing!
Strangetouch 2 weeks ago
@Strangetouch lol
NEONPOSSUM 2 weeks ago
@NEONPOSSUM Youre comments and replies here even on your channel crack me up to no end. You say what im thinking with mroe intelligence and education.
Strangetouch 2 weeks ago
I hate douchbags that jump on a piano and plays crap like this. Hey watch me play these two notes and this once cord over and over again.
fapestar 1 month ago 2
@fapestar i play better than him and i still dont study epic fail
Cooller1993 1 month ago
I like watching his hands
GaryEddyOnline 1 month ago
Pointless. Stick a one fingered note through an arpegiator in abelton.
davidhdaisley1 1 month ago
He is an Asian in disguise...
NoNameAvailable875 1 month ago
please shoot who ever put this up
papajohns77 1 month ago
Wow
SDQuarx 1 month ago
Hiromi is faster!!
woMw 1 month ago
hes not even playing it fast, it just looks like he is cuz his hands are moving fast but hes just playing 1 note repetitively with 1 finger from both hands and just hitting a diff note occasionaly ..not that great
Swilzertipsandhelp 1 month ago
Really now?
More notes in less time = better music?
ez123marketing 2 months ago 2
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@ez123marketing Oh stop berrating. You can have as much fun with music as you'd like. Are you honestly telling me youve never experimented with the speed of songs you knew well? I love playing around with songs after i learn them. Music is a form of expression, and is held back only by the size of ones imagination. Lighten up, tempo nazi
drizzt0909 1 month ago
omg. How does he do that?! Not only is he playing super freaking fast, he is lifting his hands really high above the piano! If I tried that, I would just hit a bunch of random notes! Speed and perfect precision: flippin crazy.
miracles423 2 months ago
Ich glaub nicht das er der schnellste ist aber er kann gut spielen.
1405ccc 2 months ago
I can play as fast as this guy, it would sound like crap though 'cause I'll just be banging the fuck out of the piano. LOL!
danielangilello 2 months ago 2
everyone close you mouths and stop drooling......... but bro ur sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!!!!
XxBasTNinJ4xX 2 months ago
FK everyone here the name is Jordan Rudess
Piliskner 2 months ago
i'm really really like to learn piano but now i'm 22 :(
TheLtlpxru 2 months ago
@TheLtlpxru you can still do it, those who started as a child are "limited" someway, adults have a higher limit.
WladBlank 2 months ago
@TheLtlpxru It is never too late!
Qieerbushe 2 months ago
watch?v=8hrOrFUO-QQ
MEpianist 2 months ago
speed record melody pnodrummer
ivan89705 2 months ago
Check out Yuja Wang. Flight of the bumble bee in octaves.
renegjose8 2 months ago
Er könnte die Hände auch quer nehmen, wäre nicht viel schlimmer ;)
holgerqueck 2 months ago
@cetan: ist doch sehr fehlerhaft und ungekonnt gespielt
holgerqueck 2 months ago 4
@holgerqueck so ein gefühl von einem Kritiker, also schlechter Musiker..... der das abweist, was er nicht versteht..... Neid hat viele Gesichte, Enge des Geistes - hohen Zaun....schon mal von moderne Musik gehört?
Cetan1000 2 months ago
@Cetan1000 Moderne Musik??? Damit kann dieser Klassik-Pop ja wohl nicht gemeint sein....und dem Verständnis sind bei dieser Musik nun wirklich keine Hürden gesetzt. Ist natürlich Quatsch, ihn als den schnellsten Klavierspieler zu bezeichnen (als ob das überhaupt eine sinnvolle Kategorisierung wäre), also wenn man sich schon auf einen sportlichen Aspekt einläßt, da gibt's echt andere Kaliber, aber wie gesagt, Musik hat mit Sport und Wettkampf nichts zu tun....
mariusfelix 2 months ago
@Cetan1000 Was ist denn das für eine lächerliche Antwort? Ich will jetzt garnicht mal darauf eingehen, dass die "moderne Musik", die hier an den Tag gelegt wird tonal komplett uninteressant ist (siehe Stockhausen, Ligeti usw.). Die Schnelligkeit, die Herr von Melöchin hier beweist könnte leicht durch andere große Namen übertroffen werden, wie in etwa Volodos, Wang etc. Ungekonnt ist es nicht unbedingt gespielt, aber es zeugt wenig von gestalterischem Können. "Neid" ist lächerlich.
XxConnyKingxX 1 month ago
@Cetan1000 die sache kann mit viel viel viel viel kleineren bewegungen gespielt werden und damit spart man mit energie und kann potentiell noch viel schneller spielen ...... er schlägt den luft... unnötig... if you want to hear the fastest shit ever check out yuja wang playing bumblebee flight cziffra octaves version but all "fastest" is bullshit, music is no sport. like you cant compare picasso and monet for example.... stop this folks
JureGorucan 1 month ago
@Cetan1000 Well, then title it as modern music instead of "Speed Record" (the combination of both should be a crime in my humble opinion..). Someone choosing that title deserves the bashing in comments. Believe me, no one is jealous, everyone is doing it their way and that's about it.
KaanMusic 1 month ago
@holgerqueck stimmt kannst du es für uns noch einmal richtig spielen bitte? xD
tobias11122 1 month ago
@tobias11122 welche "es" meinst" Du? Und ja gerne, wenn ich 3 Stunden Holzhacken gehe und mich danach ordentlich betrinke kann ich auch so rumklotzen.
holgerqueck 1 month ago
Hahahaha fastest piano player my arse
jonjones20143 2 months ago
0:19 MINDDDD FUUCCCCKKKK!
ifeanyi12345 2 months ago
Gematsche hoch 10
holgerqueck 2 months ago
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holgerqueck 2 months ago
@holgerqueck Wie bitte?
Cetan1000 2 months ago
watch starcraft players atm more amazing than this :)
bartuk994 2 months ago
just watch showpianisten and you will see whos the real faster in piano and he plays also very neat unlike to this fucking video....
robinhoodibanez 2 months ago
Hideous...!!!!
Lousy music...very bad pianist....
Heavy shoes...he should try to stay away from the peel from time to time....
UBULEZEBU 2 months ago
@UBULEZEBU cant you do better from he? i dont think so
goodboy2891 2 months ago
@goodboy2891 I'm am a pro pianist myself...which authorize me to have the statement I posted earlier...I haven't a single word to change about what I said before....
Except that I meant pedal, not peel....
And there is no question of better or worst in music...it's just a matter of talent or no talent....
UBULEZEBU 2 months ago
@UBULEZEBU if youy so frickin great where is your video.peel this.ahole
GIGITIOGA 2 months ago
@GIGITIOGA That's it...life is too short for wasting precious minutes chatting with idiots....
BYE !!!!
UBULEZEBU 2 months ago
looks like I'm chatting with some nice girls
Wambo218 2 months ago
That's not so fast.
k0rc 2 months ago
Must be some grade A crack
b20jdmintegra 2 months ago 2
I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OR START THE POLE SHIFT SURVIVAL GROUP
sexypoetry 2 months ago
me on tap tap revenge...
quinto551 2 months ago
Well, for me it looks very fast because of the camera angle and his show.
toruweber 2 months ago
That's pretty much how I look every day, trying to get my computer under control. Only I have less hair.
Grroocx 2 months ago 6
Uhm. Type in 'Lang lang' click on any video and you'll see faster.
thejesusfreak919 2 months ago
@thejesusfreak919 Except this was in 2008, fastest player in 2008.
StormTrooopr 2 months ago
@StormTrooopr
Lang lang has played faster since he was 6, around thirty years ago.
So.
thejesusfreak919 2 months ago
This isn't really that fast, the video just makes it look so. Besides he isn't going for accuracy he's just drumming on the piano. Still it's some pretty amazing improv.
jaythoven67 2 months ago
As a professional pianist, I never understand these posts with "fastest player" as a reference point - as if it's some kind of achievement simply to play fast. I suppose a layman would be impressed by such simplistic view of an enormously complex and comprehensive instrument. Ho-hum.....
MIKE1238673 2 months ago 14
@MIKE1238673 get over yourself
UncleStumpy 1 month ago
@UncleStumpy I have no interest in what that even means.
MIKE1238673 1 month ago
@MIKE1238673 you jelly?
monsterstereo 1 month ago
@monsterstereo that's not even a sentence. Stop clogging my inbox.
MIKE1238673 1 month ago
@MIKE1238673 what did i even say. it was probly something ignorant
monsterstereo 1 month ago
@MIKE1238673 Dear God that is so middle-class. pompous and dismissive I actually find it arousing. Call me x
0ldsage 1 month ago
@MIKE1238673 wait no i found it. yeah youre jelly
monsterstereo 1 month ago
@monsterstereo is English your first language?
MIKE1238673 1 month ago
@MIKE1238673 englesh is my 6th language
monsterstereo 1 month ago
@monsterstereo It shows.
MIKE1238673 1 month ago
@MIKE1238673 you still jelly
monsterstereo 1 month ago
I liked the part with the piano
Carbon657 2 months ago
I guess masturbating with those hands can be very complicated
I can't picture this guy using a laptop...."H... pop up appears keyboard not detected".. its all down to voice recognition
Let alone in the shower...
or....
Having an itch....
All deadly results
SuperUltiMatt 2 months ago
now imagine him prepping pizza dough
SuperUltiMatt 2 months ago 3
@SuperUltiMatt hahahahahahahahaha!!!
xPhwoar 2 months ago
who steped on the cat?
The123hsoj 2 months ago