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  • To clarify things. The swiss guard have Modern weapons. They have Assault Rifles, And not all of them are wearing these clown uniforms designed by Leonardo da Vinci. Some wear Plainclothes and have radio's and they carry with them M9's and some other pistols. Their Swords, Pikes and Spears are merely ceremonial in purpose. They can defend but not for long I believe.

  • They would have been really badass 500 years ago, with their full plate, lances, swords, and 9 mm's.

  • i actually wonder what the swiss guards did when Germany came into itlay :/

  • The Swiss Guard is completely awesome. Saw them when I went to the Vatican. Don't let the wickedly awesome uniforms fool you, these guys are tough. They are some of the best trained soldiers in the world.

  • If you think about it, the Vatican does have the greatest pikemen in the world at this point in time.

  • Umm I thought that Pope uses his faith to protect himself... why does he need an army and stuff? Is it really necessary in order to protect the christian phylosophy? Believing in Jesus... Judas, Allah, Buddha or Thor. It's all the same thing - a prophecy left from ancient times, living by witch different people can obtain peace of mind... and army is no sign of peace... it's a sign of fear... a sign of weakness... and fear doesn't sit well with religion...

  • @NyuSoftWorks hes catholic and he needs it because the majoridy of the worlds faiths is christian or catholic

  • they are joker not army

  • @MrFahadjani ur stupid  one soldier from every army in the world gets accepted into the Swiss Guard and they are the best from those countries so yess they are an army probably the best trained but sadly they wear tights and carry spears

  • i guess the best would be the swiss pikeman

  • hahahahaa best army thıs ıs a joke

  • The best army in the world is made of mercenaries?!? Cool!

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • I'd join.

  • @starman992

    long live the pope

  • The Swiss Guard is, in my opinion, the most deadliest military force in the world. Just look at their history.

  • Cool. Nice to see such a prominent formation and age with such music.

    Although the title of an exceptionally stupid, even if it has to be satire ... by the way I do not know why.

    Pigeon rules!

  • I love the pigeon at the end.

  • @Myles0Harcourt thats the Vatican's air force...

  • @RayVal53

    Yeah lol. It attacks its own leader.

  • @Myles0Harcourt damn those defectors!

  • vatican army + US & ISRAEL ARMY= the army of chuck norris  + Jesus!

  • Arrow proof vests!!!

  • @moondy11 Yes, it's satire. I'm glad you found it entertaining.

  • @nevermore1000 Is this video a joke? then you should learn something about this unit and its history.then wright something.

  • @sksiol333 wtf? that made no sense...

  • @RayVal53 and what made no sense?

  • @moondy11 maybe you should learn more about units like this.........

  • The halbeards are just ceremonial, you do realise the have combat armour and assault rifles and snipers. The medieaval weapons are strictly ceremonial. Essentialy their more of an advanced police force than a true army.

  • The halbeards are just ceremonial, you do realise the have combat armour and assault rifles and snipers. The medieaval weapons are strictly ceremonial.

  • they are one of the more ancient armies of the world, ceremonial, never called to fight, but defend.

  • They are more like clowns with plastic swords..

  • id like to see this army take out a apache or an ac130...

    still using swords lol

  • nice music.

  • those spears are just for the looks @parade's etc etc

    they do have real guns

    i think the vatican should openly expand the papal guard

  • 1- IDF

    2-US Army Rangers

    3-Spetznaz

    4-Polish Army

    5-Swiss guard

    ...

    392-Vatican Army

  • this not the best army in the world theyre armed with SPEARS!!

  • "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"...as If the vatican never promoted sectarianism and creed induced hatred. But thats besides the point: bottom line is you've got to be pretty damn brainwashed, to set aside your spirit of self preservation and die unconditionally to save someone who'll be replaced anyway.

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  • its called the swiss guard because itis the swiss guard :)

  • They'd kill us all, we'd die laughing. lolz =P

  • Ak-47 with extended drum mag would wipe them out

  • swiss guard stop kgb what make you think anyone could

  • Viva il Corpo della Gendarmeria della Cittá del Vaticano

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  • 1:56 nice swagger!

  • THE BEST JOB EVER EVER, I WILL GIVE MY LIFE FOR THE POPE!

  • @ShokaTube rofl...yeah I bet its a trully rewarding experience, as you exhale for the last time you must really feel that you achieved something grand. I can't help wondering: Do you get extra credit with the man above for sacrificing yourself and saving the top executive of his global child molesting enterprise? Are you granted a "special pass" to a VIP section of heaven where you can engage in sexual intercourse with thirdworld underaged choir boys ad libitum?

  • pablozie = full sectarianism hate

  • whether the armor protect the wearer is not the case because they wear the uniform as tradition and that their main mission is to protect the pope, they have new weapons but they are not required to use it in public.

  • son unos payasos eso es lo que son ni correr pueden con ese uniforme de bufon bastardos

  • WOW what the fuck is this costume party...

  • You just can't fuck with the VC

  • swiss army the best of europe défencif

  • Without a shut, the comander of the swiss guard broke the soviet regime

  • nice made

    btw in the beginnin it sounds a bit like oh fortuna

  • @joppy125 Same lyrics.

  • How come guard units dont wear normal clothes -_-

  • @InfernoZombie123 , Why did you even come on this video ? If you knew anything you`d know they are the Swiss Guard and they have been wearing this same uniform for 500 years and doing the same job for the last 500 years and that is protecting the Pope

  • XD XD 

  • the're more for show then anything else.

  • yeah right!!

  • Vatican doesn't have any armed forces. xD

  • Btw the way, I'm Canadian...

  • It's so funny, people comment saying their army is better! xD They don,t realise that this video was made to make fun of the people who say their army is the best in the world and blah blah blah. xD

    By the way people, there is no official world army ranking... There are too many components to be judged to make such a ranking... Though, based on numbers and investments, the USA would be the best. But what about training? What about how the soldiers respect human rights? Anyway...

  • It's ironic, look in wikipedia they are 30...

  • Vatican Army best in the world? You're hallucinating.

  • @TheGenuineChristian No, I'm satirizing. Please read video descriptions before you comment.

  • @nevermore1000 : What makes you think that it actually isn't? After the years of service the Swiss Guards give at the Vatican City, they all end up enrolled in the FBI and CIA. Now how about that? You mustn't judge them by th uniform cause that is just for ceremonial purposes. They are fully trained and armed and very well aware of technological equipment.

  • @kahlani Man for man, the Swiss Guard are probably the best, but wars aren't won man to man. The Swiss Guard have no air power, no navy, no ballistic missiles, no heavy ground forces, and almost no light ground forces.

  • @nevermore1000 : That could be true but remember that the Swiss Guards' role is not that of a military unit to protect the Vatican City but it is the bodyguard unit of the Pope and the protector of the Apostolic Palace. It belongs to the Holy See and not to the Vatican State. This means that if the Pope had to change his residence, the Swiss Guards would move along with him and not stay in VC to protect it. Italy unofficially provides military protection to VC. However thanks for the vid! :)

  • @nevermore1000 who fights wars like that anymore

  • @nevermore1000 is there a parking place for all that? St Peter's Square maybe?

  • @nevermore1000 im swiss we maybe dont got much navy but we got a air force who can mess with others and we got alot of ballistic so pls learn about the armys........Swiss got all what a country need in war

  • @nevermore1000

    The catholics and the pope got more than just the Swiss guards behind them...

  • @nevermore1000 Such a stupid an naive comment must be from an american. Sorry for that but only the truth. For sure, america has the best army: I have to laugh when I think about Iraq and Afghanistan. Only poor little boys from the midwest or anywhere without education killing innocent civilians. My Respect! Be proud of your army, wuahhha!

  • @kahlani why does the vatican have an army?

  • @culid333: It is not the Vatican's army but the Holy See's. It was established hundreds of years ago to protect the Pope when there were lots of battles to conquer neighbouring lands.

  • no just bodyguard

  • @TheGenuineChristian due to some particular reasons it can be truly called the best army in the world and to tell the truth I expected such a naif & clueless comment from a wasp dumb , but not from a cultured Russian ......!

  • first get guns than we can deside wich is better

  • wat is the song that is played in the background??

  • @juranamo08 "The Mass", by Era.

  • I think they actually carry like SIG p238s or something now adays.

  • Vatican army is loyal to the pope, but at 3:31 you see the Vatican air force going rogue.

  • Wow, how terrible would that be, to "storm" the vatican only to be taken out by men in stripped pajamas rocking 14 or 15 century armor and weapons... Would that constitute and "epic fail"?

  • @RayVal53 USA.... no comment....

  • @SwissHunter88 lol? Huh? 

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  • DAMN RIGHT!

  • Everyone of them has gone through the Swiss Army's training as a regular Swiss conscript where they are trained on modern weapons. They then apply, compete actually for a spot in the Swiss Guard but to be eligible they have to be Catholic of good morals and from only certain Cantons in Switzerland. If selected they then continue their weapons training w/ more medieval stuff as well as pistol training etc.(it used to be micro-uzis?) as well as keeping current w/ the SIG assault rifle.

  • Everyone of them has gone through the Swiss Army's training as a regular Swiss conscript where they are trained on modern weapons. They then apply, compete actually for a spot in the Swiss Guard but to be eligible they have to be Catholic of good morals and from only certain Cantons in Switzerland. If selected they then continue their weapons training w/ more medieval stuff as well as pistol training etc.(it used to be micro-uzis?) as well as keeping current w/ the SIG assault rifle.

  • Don't mess with the Swiss!

  • m8 vatican soldiers are made to walk nice and dress nice, but they are not trained to fight.. they are real nice showers, but vatican dont even need a real army, its not in any danger, the soldiers have middle ages weapons, they are trained to look nice and walk stright, but not fight

  • @davidds0 Actually, they receive extensive training, first by the Swiss Army, and then at the Vatican. Hidden inside their uniforms are pistols, submachine guns, and/or assault rifles. The level of training they receive increased dramatically after Pope John Paul II was nearly assassinated in 1981.

  • @nevermore1000 ohh nice so they are actuilly meant to protect the pope? well thats not make them the best army in the world but that can make them the best guards, see it depends which goal the person is trained, for instence the IDF are trained for urban warfare mostly and because they have so much war experiance i can guess they are the best for urban warfare. but nice i dident knew these soldiers also have a real protection and not just the show

  • @davidds0 I don't actually think the Swiss Guard are the best army in the world (though they probably do receive more training on average than any other armed force, since they're all elite).  This is a satire of nationalistic military videos, which I collect.

  • swiss guard  would kill IDF

  • @DemonNoles7 ofc... the guard is so trained its amazing...guarding against an imaginary enemy that there is a chance of 0.001% that will come.. he is so badass trained its amazing right?

  • imaginary enemy ?????protestant terrorists ( orange order KKK AOg) and Atheist radicals Kgb untill fall soviets

  • @DemonNoles7 you still compare this to well funded 2 terror orginazations? also in the past around 4 Arab countries?

  • swiss guard keep Charles V napoleon / mussolini out of Vatican City

  • @DemonNoles7 that was long time ago... and if they really wanted vatican they could outnumbered the guards so much they wouldnt have a chance.. wouldnt you agree?

  • in 1960 italy National try

  • @DemonNoles7 look i dont say swiss army is crap, but i dont agree that swiss can defeat israel... israel is one of the strongest armies in the world.. american and indian soldiers trained in israel for urban warfare..

    israeli air force defeated US airforce in Red Flag 60 to 1 !!

    show some respect i dont say others crap ..

  • BS!!!Us and Uk are strongest military without uS /Uk help israel wouldnt lastl day

  • @DemonNoles7 Israel has 187,000 active duty personnel; the Swiss Guard has 134. Israel has nuclear weapons, while the Vatican is limited to holy hand grenades. I don't think there's much contest.

  • Swiss Guard has 189 in honor brave men who give their life protecting pope from CharlesV

    Swiss Guard are back up by 1 Billion Catholics

  • @nevermore1000 lol fuck yeah you israeli?

  • @nevermore1000 and there u bring the biggest argument HOLY HANDGRANADES amplified power to the max ^^ :D

  • @nevermore1000 nukes are for wussies, in worms the holy ggrenade is a very powerful weapon so don't you dare to mess with a guard^^

  • @sgtscream1291 Whatever, a Neckfart could kill a Trogdor with or without nukes.

  • US and UK are total pussies. Nobody can stop the Swiss guard. Gun power does not get through their metal armor and they are always moving, so it is not easy to get them ABC weapons/artillery.

    Discipline, honor and God's help make them much more powerful!

  • @AustrianAtheist That metal armor is not going to stop a modern bullet from killing anyone wearing it. Plus who want's to walk around in a clown out fit?

  • You guys don't get any irony, do you?

  • @PCHSRAIDER09 Yes, and a shipment of up-armored unicycles, exploding stuffed animals and anvils has just been shipped from the Acme factory as well!

  • @AustrianAtheist dam i thought u were atheist

  • @AustrianAtheist wtf? delusional rantings much??

  • i respect you guys, but the Vatican city isnt even a mile big! My town in california has a population 200 times of that, and it is pretty big! But i do respect the vatican long live..........................­....

  • I dont agree with all the catholicism. I am a protestant christian. BUT I respect VATICAN! The bbc the cnn the Rfi the aljazeera the reuter the chinese Tv and so on .......never talk about the persecution of christians in arabic nations or muslim nations or bouddist nations. Till that day many many Christians are persecuted, killed ....Why should I tell something bad about VATICAN or other Christians institutions??? NO NO NO !!!!

  • lol hahaha best army in the world rofllmfao my neighbourhood has more people u could put like BOSNIAN ARMY!!!!!!!! BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!! omfg my 11 years old friend could kill them all together ur such a retard

  • @kiki0391 I collect videos of "the best armies in the world." I have two for Bosnia, one calling it "the hardest and toughest fighting force in the Balkans" and one just calling it "the best".

  • @kiki0391 man....it is a strong army....oh i am sorry , i thought it was uploaded at 1500 or something like that....but it is 2010 right???man...their only weapon is some swords

  • @Kostas7117 they have also the sig 550

  • @kiki0391 My FRIEND, I ALWAYS SHALL PRAY FOR THE CHRISTIANS AND THE VATICAN OR OTHER CHRISTIAN ORGANISATIONS;

  • @kiki0391 Every day every hour, I LL keep on praying for the Christians or the VATICAN or other organisations. Vatican army will be killed or defeated by your 11years old friends. It s not a pb and we ll never be a problem.

  • oh yea not ment to be racist or offensive to anyone! but the best army can't be wearing bright colors and have weaponry from the dark ages and still be wearing metal armor and no camouflage

  • AH! its the invasion of the clowns!!!

  • LOL

  • good job there are so many carnivals at the Vatican that they blend right in

  • well their very colourful to say the least

  • Rival of British Queen's Guards

  • lol nice Camouflage

  • whats the title of the music?

  • "The Mass", by Era.

  • who is dumb enough to go against the vatican. u must be crazy. GOD OF WAR IS THERE.

  • idiot

  • God is not for war.

  • @AppleFan2000 God is not meant for war, but in fact is the best reason for war ( along side with power, fame and fortune ). 2000 bloody years between Christian and Islam prove that.

  • Uhm I know this is most likely a stupid question, but are they qualified with guns? I mean I like the symbolism but no offence, but but pikes aren't exactly practical nowadays.

  • Yes. Swiss Guards on bodyguard duty are pretty much indistinguishable from Secret Service Agents. Even the ones in full uniform have firearms hidden in their enormous poofy pant legs.

  • @RetiredEmo Vatican elite army has guns, which are the elite Swiss guard.

  • @RetiredEmo of cause the Vatican Gards only Soilders who have served in the Swiss Army

  • @RetiredEmo: lol..are you serious? Pikes are used during parades and ceremonies.

  • Hahahahahaha the BRITISH special air service are the best in the world!. i support the vatican 100% but would stand not a chance againts the british

  • Back on topic..

    I like the fancy pants division. So is this considered a religious duty or military service?

  • Actually a little of both. The members are all swiss-german and from thier military. They are top levels and appointed to protect the pope

  • I don't know but me thinks they fly commando.....

  • @ Mathew, Hagia Sophia was transformed into a mosque (Instanbul).

  • They are quaint and ceremonial but 'the best army in the world" ? PLEASE! not even bya long shot....how many countries have these lawn decorations liberated? Oh they fought bravely during WW II didn't they? They are no different than the Guards in front of Buckingham Palace...just for decoration.

  • Please read video descriptions before commenting.

  • @matthew220891 well EXCUSE ME! I stand corrected and I'll Her Majesty a letter of apology.

    Now if only,if maybe they could liberate Muslim occupied Britain.......that would be a nice thing indeed.

  • Muslim occupied Britain? WTF? Seriously what is wrong with you? How is Britain occupied by Muslims? They make up less than 1% of the population, but you probably didn't know that.

  • Oh really? What about all the "No go" areas....Churches turned into mosques, your own born and bred extremists, plans for the largest Mosque in Europe in London, wanting to implement Sharia Laws....The Brits walk on eggshells "not to offend the Muslims"

    Sounds like an all out take over to me......seems like that 1% you claim is quite strong & powerful ...been to Londonistan or Manchesterabad lately?

  • There are hardly any extremists in Britain, it's nowhere near as bad as most pople say it is. Not one church in the UK (that's a fact) and probably in the world has ever been turned into a mosque.

    And they are not no go areas, you can go there if you want, you just don't want to. But believe me there really are no go areas for Muslims.

  • @matthew220891 dickhead while the British were busy getting ass kicked by the Normans . The Swiss guard where fighting all across Europe where they earned a name for being unbeatable , loyal and deadly . The Pope hearing of their bravery hired them part time but being so impressed with them they have remained in Vatican city for centurys . Theres no need to brag about your a British army we all know how good they are at getting slaughtered in Afghanistan ...

  • @NativeNewYorkGuy

    If you want to statistically go on about the best army. That would infact be the israili army. They've never lost a war.

  • @Brickers I wouldn't mess with Israeli Army, the IDF kicks ass. ....they swat flies with sledgehammers.

  • They've never lost a war man.

    Tha Vatican is definatly on my to visit list. I dig the structural beauty of the place. And the renassiance throw back.

  • In fact, this song is "O Fortuna" from Orff's Carmina Burana.

  • While Era's The Mass is based on Orff's arrangement, they are not identical.

  • I'm an orthodox, but:

    God save the Holy Father!

  • Lol this is not a guard its a expensive joke , those trousers and colourful feathers look pretty gay ,these are not elite troops just puppets of ceremony why they even in this category to dishonour real forces like SAS,DELTA,and other real elite forces

  • matthew220891 !! No need for that you foul mouth little bastard ,your mum should have done a better job with your manners

  • @baloo041

    I wouldn't discount the Swiss Guard. They are an elite trained army. There are more twisted nuts out thier trying to off a pope the most world leaders.

    The Rangers, Delta, Seals ect serve the same purpose to serve and protect. The vatican is considered a country with in a country. The Swiss Papal Guard is thiere army...however the swiss guard wear thier dress uniform 90% of the time. Whilst most others have dress uniforms for certain events.