Dilbert - The Virtual Employee

[RippVonPat]

Pressing 73!

[lovelydiva06]

dilbert's an intelligent idiot, lol

[PGSawesome]

I love seinfeld.

[dorumonfansrule]

this lags way too much no offence

[CammanderKhan]

I HATE CRACKLE

[TacTheHobbit]

Gotta love Jerry Seinfeld, the voice of Comp-U-Comp.

[nightshadesk8r]

I'm glad to see this concept made into an episode, Scott Adams wrote some hilarious bits about automated phone hell in a few of his books :D

[weylin6]

why can't I pause the commercial?

[AirStyle1200]

@weylin6 There are so many things wrong with this question...

1) It's a commercial...

2) It's a commercial...why on earth would you want to pause a commercial?

[MyNameIsUmm]

if you would like to sleep with me, press 72

[invaderHUNK]

I have no word for them: Alienware.

[sidgar1]

I had to take a huge wipqozn and missed the end of the show...what happened?

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

I'm always getting coyotes and potatoes mixed up.

[saykarpaudel]

lol Jerry Seinfeld

[SAlpsu]

I don't mind commercials when they work the way they're supposed to, but actually happens is the video just stops playing a few minutes in, and I have to refresh to get it playing again, and I'm not able to skip ahead to where I was before. So if you want to put commercials in your videos, make sure they fucking work!

[MrFlyguy124]

if you would like to sleep with me, press 73...

[willywatch10]

f***ing crackle!!

[Mario78718]

This isn't the virtual employee! This is the return!

[brlskate]

i would like to make a point to say this is not the virtual employee episode

[eyeaboveall]

Is it just me or is it just damned cute when dogbert sometimes flips his ears up?

[VictoryFire88]

Is it weird that I want to be part of Dogbert's human collection..... god I'm pathetic.

[AnubisEye009]

at around 7:25 and wally says show me the humans, there is silence and the voice says "sleep with me"

[PhilWithCoffee]

Why doesn't Dilbert just build his own computer?

[edusuntrebor]

ah.... this feels so familiar.

[TheDogGrizzly]

This is the wrong episode, this is actually "The Return" not "Virtual Employee

[moom81]

The synopsis for this episode is incorrect.

[artsyfartsy1998]

Who plays comp-u-comp? They're a good actor.

[danhabsfan9]

@artsyfartsy1998 the one and only jerry seinfeld!

[artsyfartsy1998]

@danhabsfan9 Awesome! High-Five for no apparent reason!

[MaxXimumPain]

this is "the return", the one about returning the PC

[brecht3]

Oh my god, Jerry Seinfeld.

[megabeaver23]

dear crackle

dear crackle I am writing to express my annoyance at 4 commercials in one video THAT NEVER CHANGE.

[orwellianson]

Lol Jerry Seinfeld as Comp U Comp the magnificent... BRILLIANT.

[orwellianson]

"What if they don't have live people?" Dear god... is Dilbert attempting to call Google? Good luck boyo... all you'll find is a dark harrowing maze laced with despair and shattered glass.. few have ever gone forth and lived to tell the tale. Some say it is a bottomless abyss. Others say It is a tunnel leading to the fiery depths of hell itself. All I know is... it is relentless, tedious and hopeless. You have been warned.

[MovieMonster9]

How did dogbert know about 2029 inteligent computer event?

[obiwanobiwan13]

@MovieMonster9 Because he's DOGBERT! ;)

[phyve61]

This is the wrong episode!!!

[zenerdo]

@LonelyVisions 73

[DennisBillington]

19:28! Creepy Music Plays After Comp-U-Comp Switches To Pong!

[doodlebug2k2]

this is ep 15 so where can i find ep 12?

[Pooky1991]

At fitst it had no sound, and now it won't let me watch the whole thing.WTF!

[RandomRobots100]

7:27

"If you would like to sleep with me, press 73" LOL

[wondermega4ever]

Loud Howard is the man.

[MarketMoverTrader1]

Is that Jerry Seinfeld?!

[EmDizzle2K7]

@MarketMoverTrader1 yup, and the security gaurd is eugene levey

[MoralAtheistAreWin]

10:19 There's a picture of the blue duck in the background.

[twallace72]

where the actual episode

[cumboyz]

ya mother fucking wrong ep

dude man stop taking drugs and fix this

[DoctorX41794]

73! I press 73!

[highestpower99]

SEINFELD!!!!!!!

[BioORII]

This is mislabled. It is actually "The Return"

[420smoky69]

funny stuff

[JDThePwner]

lol, jerry seinfield is comp ucomp

[BioORII]

Um, these shows are mislabled. For example, this video should be called "The Return".

[TRSStv]

Is that Jerry Seinfeld

[aquareaper3]

yah

[Axelgear2006]

This is the wrong episode. This is The Return.

[raceman1996]

I love this show!

[Zed2410]

Also this episode is the one where dilbert challenges compucompt to 3 matches

[wondermega4ever]

IT'S OLD TECHNOLOGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[stephmahumby]

bahahaha...."can i touch it if i wash my hands first....especially this one?!"

[hypnodance]

This isn't the episode described in the info box! :(

[googiek]

"Holdem Caufielder" lol

[tjrieves]

Lol. Before #74, the option was "If you would like to sleep with me, press 73".

[ETIxMOPHEAD]

does this show ever remind u of office space?

[seinfeldfan7898]

lol jerry seinfeld

[Nukepositive]

Anyone else notice blue duck @ 10:20?

[NukaColaQuantumVault]

Jerry Seinfeld. =P

[ChrisNCaleb]

This should of been on longer

[PopeKurt]

I had the feeling that Crackle not only had all the episodes out of order, but that some were miss-titled. This is the episode called The Return.

[Rufftyroff]

How do you earn travel miles, vacation miles, phone miles, and medical miles?

[truefun87]

if you would like to sleep with me press #73

[candysweet96]

I knew it was jerry seinfeld!

[WulfBONES]

can i touch it if i wash my hands first?...especially this one?

[coolmooseproductions]

the blue duck is at the post office from art

[ChrisNCaleb]

Did you guys hear # 73? on the the phone

[candysweet96]

lol yeah

[xxblob18]

yes vladimir1944 but they got over 230 episodes. thats pretty F'ing god

[anthony51266]

thats just the episode codes. 210 would be season 2 episode 10

101 would be season 1 episode 1. so on... so forth

[meeatfood2]

I would be fine with the commercials if it wasn't the same one every time!!!

[vladimir1944]

I wish this great show could have stayed on Air much longer, it deserves more than just 2 seasons :)

[ninggy369bhagwandin]

same thing with "[cant stop the] Boondocks"

[Alvaris]

I see that one picture in the post office looks like the blue duck.

[Bassbait]

seinfeld. lol. Noticed that a few seconds into the comp-u-comp scene.

[jakeeyes3]

press 73 to sleep with me

[jakeeyes3]

does anybody know where i can get these on dvd

[kwiiboy]

bestbuy?

[enimuetheanimator]

is anyone going to eat that last napkin? superior, huh?

[assassinkillz]

jerry sienfeld ftw

[vivalaresisty]

Wow. No Chili's commercials. Nice.

[Theditor]

it's jerry seinfeld!!!! Compucomp the magnificent!!!

[anewgenre]

what happened to the 12 episode? i

[Cyrathil]

There are two 215's.

[Zibathy]

lol dogbert's a saint :P (0:53)

[elcacto123]

9:47 lol they have a snail in the post office poster... i am a very observant fellow :)

[nukleopatra88]

good eye ;)

[BenjaminHayden]

They posted the wrong episode. This episode is a double post of "The Return" episode, not "The Virtual Employee" episode. :(

[tacosizgood]

It's only fifteen seconds.

Not that big of a deal

[phantomspellchecker]

there really is a compucomp website!

[ThatFlyinNinjaMidget]

Lol. 7:25 "Press 73 if you would like to sleep with me"

[dontcallmedert]

7:26 lol listen 2 phone XD

[whygetausername]

you know if they didn't put in the commercials they would have to charge us in order to keep youtube running now is that really what you want

[snowysolstice]

And theyre the same commercial every time. I dont mind the fact that this has commercial if youtube needs them to pay for this, I mind the fact that its the same commercial for every dilbert episode. At least show 4 different commercials! What we really want, (btw, im suprised you graduated elementary school with that kind of capitalization and punctuation) is a little variety. (you'll notice I chose to use the . and shift buttons in MY comment)

[cweigle]

actually they dont, youtube is owned by google which gets millions just from the search engine

[emceetelevision]

@whygetausername really? thats wierd

[jakejumpover]

@whygetausername Yeah but they should at least let you mute them. I don't need an ad for chocolate mousse shit.

[Kororocks12]

@whygetausername but the thing is, youtube makes enough money alreadyd to pretty much not need commercials... :3

[whygetausername]

@Kororocks12 well of courcer they make enough money but why would that stop them from wanting to make more with the adds that is sort of the point to the whole free market economy and commercialism its so that people have a right to make money however they want (with some legal restrictions of cource)

[scraster911]

Life's to short for stupid commercials

[GideonWells]

Wait... this is "The Return", not "The Virtual Employee"....

[fireinmycrotch]

I used to work in a call that did tech support for SBC man i loved dropping the assholes back in the phone Q after they had waited for like 10 mins to get someone lolz

[IWontGetOvertheDam]

And the biggest douchebag in the universe award goes to...

[SeanGoesP0P]

7:25 WHAT????? lol.

[nightlink25]

will you guys quit whining about the comercials they last 5 seconds my god

[fireinmycrotch]

i wish they would just up damn babies lol

[RWright2006]

they last 15 seconds.

[Kingdomhearts427]

SEINFELD!!!! YEAH

[dabriggs18]

was that jerry??

[Kingdomhearts427]

yeah no one else noticed?

[zyxwvutruq]

lifes too short for bland commercials.

[mike080293]

hey the comp u comp is jerry

[alankennedy1]

yeh

[evilbirthdaycake]

why is there no ep 212?

[Oz206]

This,isn't The Virtual Employee episode

[benyg64]

dogbert 4 ruler of earth! he is so funny lol!

[mattone]

10:19 and 10:20

look in the background, blue duck stamp :0

[nightlink25]

this show kicks ass

[TheEYEofProductions]

This episode is as awesome as wipqozn!

[kluesy2]

i love waffles

[conor7433]

epicly made of win

[Seligsuper]

The description has nothing to do with the video.

[Lckelear]

"Is anyone gonna eat that last napkin?"

[Darkest797]

7:27 "If you'd like to sleep with me, press 73." LOL!!!

[conor7433]

lol

[Darkest797]

Epic title sequence

[manonfire7734]

jerry sein field woot