@Rawaxe279 Pretty much any funny or original comment you see these days is stolen. Just do your best to make your own, and accept that people will always ride your coattails to steal thumbs.
So, here I am...King...King of all the Land. Who'd 've thought that? Huh, not me.
....Yup, I may be King, I have all the money in the world, and all the land, and all that stuff. But y' know, I don't really think I want it, I just want to go home, with Twilight, and, I don't know, have a donut. Hm. *Sigh* Not gonna happen. It's true what they say: the grass is always greener, and you don't really know what it is you have...until it's gone.
This was after the rewrite. The original line was,"Motherfucker, get me another fucking donut before I burn your fucking house down. I don't even need any fucking lemons."
@TehPedoBear2
hub: don't you think you had enough
you:HELL NO
nate99dog 9 minutes ago
SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!
jose0943 1 day ago
Got that bitch on lock.
mkfan59 1 day ago
This is the MLP version of a guy having a bad day, and drowning his sorrows at a bar. XD
DictionaryDylan 1 day ago
:watchout: gotta love troll emoticons :D
TheJedimanman123 2 days ago
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TheJedimanman123 2 days ago
OK Spike, you can have one more, but we don't want you turning back into your G3 self.
cgoodi100 2 days ago
Donuts. The Equestrian version of alcohol.
magiclapras 2 days ago
Whoa, Spike, you eat all those doughnuts, you gonna get a wicked bad tummy ache.
VandersonStudios 3 days ago
WHAT KIND OF 6 YEAR OLD WOULD GET THAT REFERENCE?
D0OMZDAYZ 3 days ago
@D0OMZDAYZ lulz who cares?
PikaJew1213 2 days ago
And then he fought a prostitute.
763376337 4 days ago
DONT KILL ME!
renovawolborg 4 days ago
I hate to ask, but what episode is this from
animedude8712 5 days ago
@animedude8712 Theres only one way to find out... LOOK AT THE ENTIRE SEASON ONE 8D
Splinterdraco 3 days ago
Play it, Sam!
Maphysto 5 days ago
Gettin' a sample for a song yeeee
PsychedelicBrony 5 days ago
...and not even Chuck Norris told him to say "Please."
MrMLPMusic 6 days ago
Me:spike you ok to drive
Spike;o......of course *hic*
OriginalxDDCTx 6 days ago
Another fanfic, Sargeant Sprinkles!
Charmolution 6 days ago
@Charmolution You HAD to do this!?
GlassedGamer 6 days ago
Donut is booze. nuff said
gameexpert385 1 week ago
Watch out guys, we got a badass over here.
YXYDanteYXY 1 week ago
I'm a Dragon!
Effen Deal With it!
ChocoBlue23 1 week ago
If I wanna blitz myself into some sprinkle-induced hallucinations, that's MY business...
TPrower 1 week ago
Another episode. Extra singing!
ProfessorGlal 1 week ago
Woah Spike, you eat all those sprinkles you're gonna get a wicked bad tummy ache . . .
standardwhitemale 1 week ago
@standardwhitemale no way I just said the same thing you crazy cunt *butchish laugh*
projectcrazy12 1 week ago
*SERIOUS FACE*
Datsapplemayte 1 week ago
WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!
IronTheHedgehog 1 week ago
I'M A DRAGON!!!
F-ING DEAL WITH IT!!!
comicshaun07 1 week ago
WATCH OUT GAISE! WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!
FlareKitteh 1 week ago
I guess you can say Spike is...
*puts on sunglasses*
Crap! I can't f**king see! *runs into wall repeatedly*
Sliacen 1 week ago
HOLY CRAP HE BROKE THAT DOUGHNUT!!!!
purplegill10 1 week ago
NO Spike dont commit Carbocide ur too young!!!!!!
SirinTheBlackWolf 1 week ago
extra sprinkles wow he's hitting it hard
UltimateEXodus981 1 week ago
Super Weeinie hut Jr.s?
sharinganwarrior77 1 week ago
@sharinganwarrior77 Nope, if he keeps eating those doughnuts, he'll have to go to Weenie Hut General!
Sparrow9873 1 week ago
Weeinie hut Jr.s?! I AM NOT A WEENIE!
GhastlyBastard 2 weeks ago
Pony:"Sir, I think you've had enough..."
Spike:"I'll tell you when I've had enough!!!"
SUPERMARIOSONICX 2 weeks ago
Watch out we got a badass over here!
AwesomenessItself87 2 weeks ago
"I think you've had enough."
"Don't you tell me when I've had enough! I'll tell you when I've had enough!"
FPSSJGoku 2 weeks ago
NO SPIKE Donuts are a gateway pastry! Next thing you know you'll be after cakes, cream puffs, and...*gasp* cinnamon rolls!
DragonmanX90 2 weeks ago
@DragonmanX90 and then the cupcakes...
thedash3004 2 weeks ago
@thedash3004 Heaven forbid! That's it, we need to stage an intevention.
DragonmanX90 2 weeks ago
ANOTHER EPISODE!
EXTRA FLUTTERSHY!
AnonBrony 2 weeks ago 2
he is just not taking any shit today
kzlll444lit 2 weeks ago
Another Spike. Extra what the f*ck just happened?
777GreenMachine1 2 weeks ago
And why is my cup shaking?! I don't like my coffee shaking!
NavitheElectric 2 weeks ago
IM A DRAGON
DEAL WITH IT
MarchOfHell 2 weeks ago
Luke: And while you're at it get us another coffee.
No one is going to get this reference.
legomaniac1128 2 weeks ago
Watch out, we got a badass over here
Pact1017 2 weeks ago 23
@Pact1017 Good job on stealing the previous top comment that was on there. At least put "I miss the top comment" before you steal it.
linkmaster220 5 days ago
@linkmaster220 I didn't know someone put that already. Haven't you ever heard of the meme?
Pact1017 4 days ago
"Imma dragon! Effin' deal with it!"
thisismyname1920 2 weeks ago
Watch out, we got a badass over here.
Rodaxoleaux 2 weeks ago
AND SOME SKITTLES
traindude32 2 weeks ago
Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute-- wasn't he wearing a tux earlier in the episode?
onemidnightgone 2 weeks ago
whoa look out we got a badass over here
Karathedirtyangel 2 weeks ago
Another season!
Extra friendship!
TehPedoBear2 2 weeks ago 156
@TehPedoBear2 YOU STOLE THAT COMMENT
Rawaxe279 1 week ago
@Rawaxe279 Pretty much any funny or original comment you see these days is stolen. Just do your best to make your own, and accept that people will always ride your coattails to steal thumbs.
spanishax 6 days ago
Me at the bar
sparetire1234 2 weeks ago
And don't you dare hold out on the jelly!
The38DODGE 2 weeks ago
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ MORE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!
Mr12KABOOM 2 weeks ago
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TRUE7667 2 weeks ago
I miss the comment that said:
"If you look closely, you'll be able to see Rarity in the cup."
minecraftisawesome3 3 weeks ago
Stop it, You're killing yourself Spike!
MilchSir1 3 weeks ago
Imma get fucked up.
wlkrtxtnger69 3 weeks ago
WAITERRR!
INomFrenchFries 3 weeks ago
I got 99 problems and a donut's one.
MattLikesToComment 3 weeks ago
no u.
negrita117 3 weeks ago
Hes so adorkable :3
Shadowfang1031 3 weeks ago
Woah! Looks like we have a badass ova here.
TheSoldiersMind 3 weeks ago
That's the manliest thing Spike has ever said
DeepSeaToothVideos 3 weeks ago
that's enough coffee for you spike...
orangerainbowwolf 3 weeks ago
God damn! SOMEONES been drinking a LOT of coffee!
DJ10195 3 weeks ago
We got a badass over here!
destructioncs 3 weeks ago
@destructioncs How did I know that was gonna be a top comment
videogamedude1000 3 weeks ago
/watch?v=fwixq7fff-Q
whade62000 3 weeks ago
Lou. Give me a milk. Chocolate.
whade62000 3 weeks ago
And put it on a dirty plate, Bartender!
yakkowarner1990 3 weeks ago
I think if Spike intorduced Pinkie to Donut, they'd be BFF's in less than a minute.
nigahiga68 3 weeks ago
Asshole if I do say so myself...
MrbluefaceonCp 3 weeks ago
I guess you could say Spike is
*puts on sunglasses*
a sprinkaholic
I'm horrible at this
marcosperezomg 3 weeks ago 84
@marcosperezomg You are not worthy of these *takes your sunglasses and smashes them on the ground* >:(
UntitledKirk 2 weeks ago
I guess you could say Spike is
*Puts on Sunglasses*
A Sprinkaholic
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
BoltThePegasus 1 week ago
@marcosperezomg
Maybe you could say your plan,
*puts on glasses*
Had a few holes it it
YEEEEAAA.... me too
lucaselviserickson 1 week ago
@marcosperezomg He just can't live without sprinkahol.
Totema1 1 week ago
@marcosperezomg ( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
xXchocolate1997Xx 1 week ago
@marcosperezomg *throws sunglasses in trash*
tallbutshort111 5 days ago
who actually goes to a donut shop and does this when theyre upset?
sonosacario 3 weeks ago
@sonosacario You mean you don't?!
Gyrogia 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from kyrospawn
Watch out yall! We're dealin' with a badass here!
XM177ColtCommando 3 weeks ago
IM AN EFFIN DRAGON DEAL WITH IT
onemariobro 3 weeks ago
SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
bestshowontheweb 3 weeks ago
*notices werewolf873*
DAMMIT!!!
SeamsRock 3 weeks ago
Watch out, we got a badass over here!
SeamsRock 3 weeks ago
*Cues The Sprinkle Sargent *
CaptainHalodude 3 weeks ago
woah guys, were dealing with a badass over here!
werewolf873 3 weeks ago
Uh oh, the two top comments are replies to older comments.
stickmantribe 3 weeks ago
And for every one I don't find, I shall kill you!
Manonthe3up 3 weeks ago
Spike is a badass. Let's just say you don't want to be NEAR him, when he flips
Karlos1234ify 3 weeks ago
4 hours later..
waiter pony: "Don't you think you had enough"?
Spike:" Don't tell me, I had enough bronie! Just give me anouther extra sprinkle dont, OKAY!"
TitanDragon100 3 weeks ago
Real men eat donuts with extra sprinkles.
NarutooftheRasengan 3 weeks ago
@NarutooftheRasengan yeah there called, FAT MEN!
Play me off olie *olie play on the panio*
CutieMikell 3 weeks ago
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ShrkofSnrk 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Anthon1996 said:
So, here I am...King...King of all the Land. Who'd 've thought that? Huh, not me.
....Yup, I may be King, I have all the money in the world, and all the land, and all that stuff. But y' know, I don't really think I want it, I just want to go home, with Twilight, and, I don't know, have a donut. Hm. *Sigh* Not gonna happen. It's true what they say: the grass is always greener, and you don't really know what it is you have...until it's gone.
.....Gone.....
.....GONE........
TheGreaterLegoman 3 weeks ago
Holy crap, Spike is a COP!?
FanarnarBoi 3 weeks ago
faggots
dalaxvansan24 3 weeks ago
@dalaxvansan24 trolls
lewa3910 3 weeks ago
@dalaxvansan24 I'm not gay because I love ponies.
I'm gay because I love cock.
TheGreaterLegoman 3 weeks ago
Obvious rference to bars, and they say MLP:FiM is only for kids
pokemonmaster914 3 weeks ago
Watch out, we're deal-
*reads other comments*
...damn. :(
thenight106 3 weeks ago
extra
NeonRaveHuskey 3 weeks ago
rainbow dash doesnt have to ask for other sprinkles
NeonRaveHuskey 3 weeks ago
and this is supposed to be a bar?
arceus1008 3 weeks ago
:watchout:
monkeyflip159 4 weeks ago
This was after the rewrite. The original line was,"Motherfucker, get me another fucking donut before I burn your fucking house down. I don't even need any fucking lemons."
wlkrtxtnger69 4 weeks ago
What out guys where dealing with a badass over here :shakes hands:
DfRaid 4 weeks ago
Whoa, Relax Spike, You are getting out of control.
mitchconner35 4 weeks ago
WATCH OUT GUYS,THERE'S A BADASS OVER HERE.
MRsaimaannorppa 4 weeks ago
Holy shiet, spike dont get into it its so (eats a donut) freaking adictive
CrazyJuancho 4 weeks ago
Watch out we have got a badass over here
Shift1888 4 weeks ago
>Getting pissed off over donuts
>Still badass
World1Level2 1 month ago
looks like spike's gonna go back to his G3 days O_O
cgoodi100 1 month ago
Bitch!
Sparrow9873 1 month ago
Bartender another shot LOLZ
Dflowen 1 month ago
watter pony:" don't you think, you had enough?"
Spike:"don't tell me I had enough donuts... right, Homer!"
Homer:"YEAH! And now give us our damn freaking extra sprinkle donuts!"
TheTitandragon100 1 month ago
i think hees homer now
epiclazyman123654 1 month ago
i miss the comment that said:
Another season.........extra friendship!
Poofy3145 1 month ago
Look out, we got a badass over here.
LK5869 1 month ago
I wanted my donut with extra sprinkles!
*sprinkles fall out of sky*
...this changes NOTHING!
CobaltOtaku 1 month ago
Sprinkles add NOTHING to the flavor.
gir42399 1 month ago
@gir42399 Sprinkles are crunchy and sweet.
Snovurr 1 month ago
I miss the comment that said OH!! no we've got a real bad ass over here.
Oneyearwarpilot 1 month ago
@Oneyearwarpilot Watch out, we've got a badass over here...
wookiedestroyer101 1 month ago 12
@wookiedestroyer101 that's the spirit sparky.
Oneyearwarpilot 1 month ago
"I'm a dragon! Effin' deal with it!"
thisismyname1920 1 month ago
Real hardcore, pal!
sonicdahedgehogfan1 1 month ago
Another season! Extra Friendship!
AgentSmith700 1 month ago
Why does everyone call Rarity a marshmellow?
longsolid9 1 month ago
I'm drunk!
JoseWithAStick 1 month ago
When did Homer Simpson get 20% cooler?
Ygdrasel 1 month ago
*this Video*
Roger as a Brony: u got it one diet dounut!!! B)
Spike: ...I didn`t say diet... -_-
Roger: No but your thights did, i heard u walking 2 miles a away (here comes spike here comes spike)
CutieMikell 1 month ago
Bartender: I think you've had enough.
Spike: DON'T YOU *hic* TELL ME WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH *hic* DOUGHNUTS, BITCH.
CultClassicMashtah24 1 month ago
What everybrony will be doing if ACTA's passed.
MrInsanity25 1 month ago
I miss the comment that said:
ANOTHER SEASON!
EXTRA FRIENDSHIP!!!
darkwolf9877 1 month ago
Furious!! OUTRAGED!! SICK WITH ANGER!!
cgsilverscreen2020 1 month ago
I miss the comment that said: " Another season EXTRA friendship!"
scoobystar97 1 month ago
watch out without his donut nothings stopping him from fucking you up
xOwenCapx 1 month ago
Derpy walks up, "make that 2 muffins."
billybobjoe444 1 month ago
How many has he had?
None. He just likes to stand there and hold it
iToasterFace 1 month ago
another Donut extra Sprinkles
quinnie39654 1 month ago
@quinnie39654 Yes, we know. We all saw the video.
20weeodst 1 month ago
ooooo extra sprinkles...spikes gettin the strong stuff. lol.
iamchris4lifefan11 1 month ago
hahahahaha! fucking shit!
DynastiEatsCake 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.
xXShadowWolf666Xx 1 month ago
THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY; YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
roller6902 1 month ago
Spike: another doughnut Extra sprinkles
Simon: *drinks beer (milk)* Another
Shadow200343: Bloodymary W/ Blood
shadow200343 1 month ago
ANOTHER SEASON
EXTRA DERPY!
misheardlyricsman65 1 month ago
Spike is Drunk because he drinks 1 chocolate lol
megaprime4 1 month ago
IM A DRAGON! EFFEN DEAL WITH IT!
pmsherndon 1 month ago
GIVE ME MY AlCOHOL...wait, I'm too young to drink.
Ah well, I'll just take a Dr. Pepper instead.
K9RacingAndStuff 1 month ago
Extra splinkles! :watchout: We gotta a badass here
NemesisApocaliptic 1 month ago
@waffelcopter
That was my point...
ZsupersayianZ 1 month ago
Ohshit. Looks like we got another badass, boys.
DarkBladeZD 1 month ago
Meanwhile, at McDonald's...
thesega99 1 month ago
Rarity is inside the cup!
ZsupersayianZ 1 month ago
@ZsupersayianZ rarity is a marshmello
waffelcopter23 1 month ago
i miss the comment that said:
Careful boys looks like we got a real badass here.
jayha242 1 month ago
If you look closely, you can see that Rarity is in the cup.
MegaDerptard 1 month ago in playlist More videos from kyrospawn 100
@MegaDerptard I went back to see, and then I laughed. Hard.
LaughSleepEat 1 month ago
@MegaDerptard ...?
Moshakra 1 month ago
@MegaDerptard oh LOLOLOLOL
Moshakra 1 month ago
@MegaDerptard What i don't see....i see what you did there
123rockingsocks 1 month ago
@MegaDerptard where?!
AkatsukiLuver88 3 weeks ago