Actually, the Italians did not invent the holy dish, spaghetti. Spaghetti was created in his image after a man saw a vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a dream. It makes perfect sense.
Obviously, such beautiful pasta MUST have been the product of divine intervention from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
R'amen, my brother! You are doing good work by spreading the love and Word of our Noodly God! I will be happy to meet you one day in the divine Kingdom of Pasta. :)
No hard feelings dear faithful believers from all religions, the FSM just gives you a taste of your own medicine. Go ahead, try to convince it's devouts that the noodled being doesn't exist. So much for ridiculous beliefs!
We are not atheists; we are Pastafarians and devout followers of His Noodly Grace. We are not stupid for our beliefs are backed up by irrefutable evidence:
His most beloved of creations, the noodles, predate the Bible by about 2000 years. This alone is proof that our Lord and Saviour, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, exists and He is the one true Noodly God.
You would be stupid not to join our family, given this evidence. The FSM accepts and loves everyone! Join now and be saved!
@BigDeepRocker May his noodly appendages touch you before the end. Repent and praise the FSM. And he will reward you with a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
@BigDeepRocker What do you believe? I bet that whatever it is, it is tremendously inferior to the FSM. To just repeat that he doesn't exist is merely ignorance. You would fall of the face of the earth unless he kept you in place with his noodles. The evidence are all around you.
@BigDeepRocker Then you are wrong. What you are sure of is rather uninteresting if you can't back it up with facts, like I can. Make a search in google for "oldest noodles" and click the first link. Should be a BBC science article about 4000 year old noodles. Funny enough, the title is "Oldest noodles unearthed in China" and not "...in Milano". Again, the facts support the FSM! Hail his meaty balls!
@BigDeepRocker It is indeed amusing that you are so blind that you cling on to whatever hope you have even though the evidence for FSM are overwhelming. You will probably regret it when you don't get a beer volcano or a stripper factory. But may his noodly appendages bless you anyhow and make you see the light.
Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."
Through His chosen prophet, Bobby Henderson, take heed the divine word of the Gospel of our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
"It is easier for a meatball to pass through the eye of a tornado than for a confused man to enter the Kingdom of Pasta." - ProvHerbs 3:40
Abandon your heretical faith and walk hand-in-hand with His Noodly Appendage. Only then will you be accepted into His divine Kingdom of Pasta. His Noodly Grace is a loving and accepting god.
It disgusts me that others do not see the light, and choose to follow false gods rather than our Noodly Lord. Do these fools not want to be blessed with a beer volcano in the divine Kingdom of Pasta?
@6630mcdo I can see you are intelligent, we just look at things differently lol Something that caused something to exist, must have a cause and a beginning of that cause as well as far as I'm concerned, anyway peace!
@6630mcdo It seems you have been watching too many Dr. Craig videos. Everyone knows he's a crack pot and people have been showing how irrational and illogical the cosmological argument is. How can anybody know that everything that begins to exist has a cause? Nobody has ever seen anything begin to exist lol
@6630mcdo So, It's illogical to assume there was anything prior to the universe being causd, because anything preceding a cause must also be a cause that was caused, the universe must be uncaused logically, and the uncertainty principle allows for this. Also, I don't believe God exists so if I want to mock the imaginary character I will, just like I would mock Spiderman or any other imaginary being that doesn't exist.
Well I guess if all the atheists believe in the flying spaghetti monster then they've realized that atheism can't account for the origins of the universe. good job.
@6630mcdo There is no evidence God exists or can exist outside space and time. There is evidence that Quantum Fluctuations exist and exist outside space and time. This means that all evidence leans towards the harsh fact you have to deal with my child:
God could not create the universe, because Quantum fluctuations did.
@6630mcdo If you knew anything about Quantum Mechanics, you would know that these fluctuations occur at the sun-atomic level uncaused, all the time. So since all evidence points to the Universe being a giant Quantum fluctuation that inflated because the mass from the original particle couldn't jump to the other one because the space between them was faster than the speed of light, then God couldn't have caused the universe to come into existence, the universe HAD to have created itself uncaused.
@6630mcdo What you don't realize is that Quantum Fluctuations take place within the quantum vacuum at scales below Planck scales for area, volume and duration. Below Planck those values have no meaning hence space-time has no meaning. Ergo fluctuations in a quantum vacuum exist outside space-time. Space-time is written upon the quantum vacuum in the form of discrete Planck-size units. The singularity of The Big Bang would have been measured at the sub-atomic level.
@6630mcdo So my child, if someone created the universe who couldn't have lived for an infinite amount of time (according to you) then he had a beginning, and a cause, meaning he could not be God because, because whatever caused him would be God....But then what caused the new God? See? How long would this have to go on for since you claim infinity does not exist?
@6630mcdo Dr. Craig is very deluded and has lost every debate he has been in, I doubt I could ever learn something from him judging by his debating skills.
'A Universe From Nothing' by Lawrence Krauss, AAI 2009
watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo
That's a video you could educate yourself on. He explains that "nothing" doesn't exist. "Nothing" is actually virtual particles popping in and out of existence without Cause. Your idea of "nothing" doesn't exist in reality.
@6630mcdo Everything that used to be super-natural has now been claimed natural by science. Out of body experiences? Studied in labs, has nothing to do with the supernatural, it's a brain trick. Uncaused somethings from nothing? Studied in labs, this happens at the sub atomic level all the time.
Debating theists is as easy as making coffee in the morning.
@craigpsimpson Not really. You know, noodles come from China. This also explains why asians tend to be shorter than others. Because his noodly appendages are more present there, pushing people down so that they don't fall off the earth.
lol Atheists are SO illogical and easy to debate. The cause of the universe must be timeless, immaterial and spaceless. Now, unless, you think time, matter and space can create time, matter and space. lol Silly, atheists! Spaghetti Monster = requires time; Spaghetti Monster = is matter; Spaghetti Monster = requires space.
@XBrockMorganX lol No, you proved atheism wrong just now. 'One cannot explain the rational to an irrational person.' lol you think matter created matter....genius.
@6630mcdo At the sub-atomic level energy is constantly being created and destroyed. Negative energy and positive energy particles come into existence spontaneously and uncaused. This does not violate the law of conservation of energy, because no net energy is created, the positive and negative pairs are created in equal amounts equaling zero. Quantum Fluctuations have been verified by experiment.
@6630mcdo So, if the universe came about through spontaneous creations of positive and negatives, what would be expect? A universe with zero total energy, our universe. It turns out matter has positive (kinetic) energy and gravity has negative (potential) energy and they balance out exactly to equal zero. So are Quantum Fluctuations independent on time and space? Yes.
@theBartone9119 Those energies are just by definition. Even if they balanced out, which would be hard to know, it would not mean something comes from nothing. There are still causes. God is real. Whatever begins to exist has a cause. The universe began to exist. Therefore, .....
@theBartone9119 No, everything has a cause. Virtual particles are another thing often misunderstood. They come from the quantum foam. There are about ten interpretations. Science requires it be repeatable and observable - evolution nor the Big Bang can do this. Bot science. If a black hole pulls time and light, why not the 'singularity'? Horizon problem? No, there is never something from nothing...silly. Atheists are very dishonest. They see what they wish to believe- not science
@6630mcdo Actually science proves that something can some from nothing, and that virtual particles can appear uncaused. You can't just make up your own idea about science and claim it as fact when you clearly have no clue what you are talking about. I don't get how Atheists can be silly, we con't believe in an imaginary friend that doesn't even exist in reality. How can it even be a "he" does he have sex? If not then why have a penis (the only way you could call God he). Silly Theist.
@theBartone9119 No, this is wrong. They come from quantum foam, a sea of energy. This is very dishonest and seeing only what atheists wish to see, not truth aka reality. You seem not to know that science is not provable. It's merely a model - nothing in science can be proven. It's far inferior to logic. Very weak indeed. You will see God one day. Hitchens is no longer an atheist. Praise the Lord!!!
@6630mcdo You aren't very bright are you, I already explained that "nothing" is actually the Quantum Vacuum. You can't seem to wrap your mind around the fact that your idea of nothing (absolutely nothing) never existed. You still have no better theory, God certainly does not stand up to the facts.
@theBartone9119 Atheists are SO angry!!! Always angry people! Why? Lack of love from immorality and not knowing God! Praise the Lord! Nothing means or = 'no thing', no properties, no potentiality. 'The man of science makes a poor philosopher' Einstein Good day!
@6630mcdo Actually considering you are the one typing in all caps it seems the one who is angry is you. I mean I haven't used an exclamation mark this who conversation, yet you do like crazy, it seems you are the one who is very upset. The character of the God of The Bible murdered, endorsed slavery, and was immoral, so anyone who follows him, would be immoral. Making Atheists moral. Have fun being an angry deluded theist.
@theBartone9119 Dont *debate* with him I think he is a *troll* saying on youtube that atheist dont want to see the truth and they just believe what they want, Is funny in many ways since theist are the ones believing in illogical things and doing it (This is what many of my theist friends tell me ) they feel like it or because their family tells them, By the way I am impressed by how much you know and explain it, You know when or if Lawrence Krauss book Universe from nothing is released?
That's because "nothing" isn't really nothing. "Nothing" is simply the Quantum Vacuum, there has never been absolutely nothing. Plus there is NO cause for these fluctuations, these are facts.
@theBartone9119 Mr. Krauss word for word - see that's only being an naive philosopher. Is nothing is something then it isn't nothing!!! Basic logic! Atheists see what they wish to see - why do you wish God does not exist? It's bias science if so - just look at Krauss.
@6630mcdo I don't wish that he doesn't exist, it's just all evidence points to he doesn't, so it seems outrages to believe he exists (since you want to talk about logic). You seem to not understand when he said "Nothing isn't nothing anymore". He was making the same point you did, it's not nothing...But I already detected you weren't too bright, so I can let one slide. The Quantum Vacuum exists outside of space and time, therefore eliminates your God by simply math, he gets canceled out.
@theBartone9119 Then that 'nothing' is not nothing! YouTube:"Doesn't Quantum physics proves something came from nothing?" I doubt its exists outside, but if so, that's the universe also. Nothing has no properties, no potentiality, no thing. Got it?
@theBartone9119 But the universe began to exist. I agree that God existed before the universe. In terms of time, matter and space, there was nothing for them. So, it depends what you mean by nothing and where. If God did not exist in 'no-thing', than nothing would ever exist since there was no cause.
@6630mcdo You make no sense. God doesn't exist and never has existed. There has always been a Quantum Vacuum producing positive and negative particles, our universe is just a product of a space between the two particles growing faster than the speed of light. The negative energy of gravity balances out the positive energy of matter exactly to equal zero. This means that God never existed, the simple rules of physics exist without this imaginary friend of yours.
@theBartone9119 God exists. No, quantum vacuum is something! No-thing has no properties. I know you've read atheists' sites, but they are just views. There are 10 interpretations of the Copenhagen Events - many of which prove with math that the particles come from energy into mass and vice verse! YOUTUBE "Doesn't Quantum physics proves something came from nothing?"....Your logic is false anyway. Even if (impossible) you proved that, it does NOT disprove God - false/poor logic.
@6630mcdo God does not exist. I can agree that the Quantum Vacuum is something since you are sensitive about the word "nothing". So, since Quantum Fluctuations are the reason we exist, this means God is NOT the reason, meaning he does not exist. Believing in God is like believing in Santa Clause, it's childish, foolish, silly, and laughable. God can suck my dick, but he doesn't exist, so i'll just call up one of my hoes to blow me off. Praise Satan! lol
@6630mcdo Someone believing in God telling an Atheist that he has poor logic, is like a Nazi telling a Jew he is anti-semitic. The Irony is belly bursting laughable.
@theBartone9119 I've studied atheists very well. They do have very poor logic. I've concluded it is because they start with a desire for no God aka false premises and only reason for believing their conclusions is their belief aka circular reasoning. I just laugh at the sophomoric statement 'quantum vacuum is nothing.' Nothing is 'no thing, no properties, no potentiality for being or even properties of being.' Praise the Lord!
@6630mcdo Do you need someone to shove water in a freezer for ice to exist? No. All you need is H20 and below 0 temp and ice will appear. If the universe was ice, you believe someone had to have put the water in the freezer, I'm telling you, the ice will appear naturally as long as there is water and below 0 temp, meaning no need for a creator. I would never praise a Lord that doesn't exist, you just with he did because you are scared of death and hope for an afterlife. How pathetic.
@6630mcdo Who has more logic? The one who says ice cannot exist unless there is someone to put the water in the freezer, or someone who says that ice can appear without anyone creating it as long as conditions are right? Exactly, it's the theist who has the lack of logic not the atheist.
@6630mcdo Infinities do not exist in reality? Ok, then God cannot have lived for an infinite amount of time (since you just said infinities to not exist). This means he has to have a beginning, so what caused God to exist since he couldn't have existed for an infinite amount of time according to you?
@theBartone9119 My child, when I speak of God being infinite, it is His quality such as all-powerful, all-loving, all-knowing. Infinities in quantity cannot exist such as numbers or infinity of atoms. God is a timeless being - it is illogical to state God needs a cause. Only things that begin to exist need a cause. My child, God exists outside of time. He created time. Time, matter & space cannot create time, matter and space. The cause must be timeless, immaterial & spaceless.
@6630mcdo So if someone says everything has to have a cause, I just tell them they must have never heard of virtual particles. They pop in and out of existence all the time uncaused. Sorry, but your God does not exist.
@theBartone9119 My child, virtual particles come from quantum foam, a sea of vibrating energy. It is merely the ignorance or deceitful scientist that states otherwise. They are energy converting into mass. Praise the Lord!
@6630mcdo My child, I never said that the virtual particles didn't come from the quantum foam, they do, but they are uncaused. The singularity was at the sub-atomic level, meaning the Quantum Fluctuations created the universe. There is no evidence God can exist outside space and time, but planck scales prove the "Quantum foam" does exist outside space and time. This means God couldn't have created the universe. It's impossible.
@theBartone9119 Read again, child. They are not uncaused. Without quantum foam they would not come into being. Atheists believe what you wish. What dread when they die! Oh, unhappy day! What shall thy thinkst on such a day!
@6630mcdo The quantum foam isn't what causes them, this is just the environment they happen it. I already proved that fluctuations exist outside space and time because of planck scales. Jesus was a bronze age carpenter, nothing more. Quantum Mechanics disproves God. What a waste of a life you have indulged in, when you die nothing happens. Your beliefs are a joke.
@theBartone9119 They do not exist outside of time. Also, remember, child, that you are only believing in one of the ten interpretations that suits your belief system. My child, I must correct your logic. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Even if your statement about no evidence for God were true, it would not disprove God. Stephen Hawking has no understanding. Where did gravity come from? Mr. Krauss is naive of the meaning of nothing - it isn't quantum foam.
@6630mcdo Energy cannot be created or destroyed, this means there can be no creator, meaning no God. See how easy it is to disprove God? Go back to the drawing board my son.
@theBartone9119 You must remember that nothing in science is provable. It is merely a model. If God did not exist, nothing would exist. If a single atom exists, God exists. How beautiful! Jesus proves God. You will also believe one day soon. Who is like God! Who hath known the mind of God? Who has been His counselor? Show me the proof of something coming from nothing.
@6630mcdo I'll say it again, Quantum Fluctuations take place within the quantum vacuum at scales below Planck scales for area, volume and duration. Below Planck those values have no meaning hence space-time has no meaning. Ergo fluctuations in a quantum vacuum exist outside space-time. You have no proof God can exist outside space and time, but what I typed proves the Quantum Vacuum does.
@theBartone9119 Hello, again. You are believing in one of the ten interpretations of quantum mechanics. You must remember that quantum mechanics is merely mathematical theory. Also, remember nothing in science is provable - not even Newton. The universe requires a cause. The cause must be timeless, immaterial and spaceless. It's sad that so many will go to hell. When St. Bernard died about 60,000 also died, 2 went to heaven, 6 purgatory and the rest to hell. Man does not try-sad.
@theBartone9119 Effects are observed by the cause is mathematical. Anything that begins to exist requires a cause. The universe began to exist. I've talked with many atheists. I am now convinced they only wish or desire God does not exist. It is self-evident that God exists. You will soon no longer doubt one day. You will see at your death that there is a God. You will see that you have only been fooling yourself by convincing yourself otherwise. I will pray for you.
@6630mcdo All you are doing is spewing that cosmological argument which has been debunked and deemed incredibly stupid. Have you ever seen anything begin to exist? Nobody has, therefore there is no way to know that everything that begins to exist has a cause. The quantum laws actually say that uncaused events happen all the time.
@theBartone9119 Of course, we see things begin to exist! Did you always exist? Did dinosaurs exist prior to the earth? It's the substance vs accidents in beings' nature. Again the error in your argument is only things that BEGIN to exist need a prior cause. God always existed. Quantum mechanics is not fact. Ten interpretations and nothing in science is provable anyway. Christian and atheists see quantum mechanics differently - again, it's a desire to support one's views.
@6630mcdo Quantum Fluctuations begin to exist in the Vacuum uncaused all the time. so the premise that everything that has to exist must have a cause is a fallacy and disproved by modern physics. Also, a thing that began to exist did have a cause, that cause must also have a cause. So if you ask "You begin to exist, what caused that?" I would say "the sperm fertilizing an egg", you should say, "what caused that?" I would say "Sex" you would say "What caused that?"
@6630mcdo So if something that begins to exist must have a cause (which it doesn't) that cause must also have a cause, and there you have an infinite regress. This means the universe must be uncaused, because if something caused it, that would also have to have a cause. The cosmological argument fails on every level, and is utterly stupid and moronic.
@theBartone9119 The error with this argument is that 'only a cause the BEGINS to exist needs a cause.' The cause of the universe would be timeless and therefore no need for a cause. I agree infinity does not exist in reality - one only needs to read Dr. Hilbert's Hotel to know this fact. You seem like a very intelligent person. It is sad that so few try - even Christians - far less than 1% live Catholic lives daily. People live for themselves, not God.
@6630mcdo "only a cause that BEGINS to exist needs a cause"
How do you know? Have you ever seen anything 'begin" to exist? You have no reasoning for saying everything that begins to exist has a cause, it's a fallacy.
Infinity cannot exist, therefore causes have to stop somewhere, if you go back in time, they stop at The Big Bang. Therefore The Big Bang is uncaused. God is an irrational hypothesis and does not exist in reality, like infinity.
@theBartone9119 I disagree. Where did quantum foam come from? Do not mock God. If you have a talk with a theist, control your emotions as an adult. The only reason we worship God is because He is holy - no other reason deserves worship.
Where did God come from? He couldn't have come from anywhere because he doesn't exist. Also, Quantum Fluctuations take place within the quantum vacuum at scales below Planck scales for area, volume and duration. Below Planck those values have no meaning hence space-time has no meaning. Ergo fluctuations in a quantum vacuum exist outside space-time. Space-time is written upon the quantum vacuum in the form of discrete Planck-size units.
@theBartone9119 God always existed but outside time. It is not possible for a timeless being to begin to exist. Time, matter and space cannot create time, matter and space. It is circular reasoning. Logic is superior to science. Science demands logic be true for itself to be valid.
Nothing uncaused can exist before a cause, because every cause must have a cause that was caused. That is logic. Logic + science prove God to be silly.
@6630mcdo There is no way around it. Anything preceding a cause, MUST be a cause that was caused. To say God is uncaused is non logical. Also, to claim "Anything that begins to exists have a cause" is illogical, because nobody has ever seen anything begin to exist. The only things we know that pop into existence are vacuum fluctuations, they are uncaued due to the uncertainty principle. The cosmological argument is one of the biggest fallacies, and is as far away from logic as you can get.
@6630mcdo If a car gets made it didn't "begin to exist". The parts where there, those parts used to be dirt, that dirt used be star dust ect. If you follow it all the way back there is infinite causes until you hit The Big Bang. Meaning the event is uncaused.
@6630mcdo Gravity cannot exist without matter, so if you have a sea of potential energy that turns into gravity (negative energy) because of a quantum fluctuation, then matter has to come into existence (positive energy) so it can all equal up to zero. The space between the 2 particles grew faster than the speed of light, meaning it is always trying to catch up to zero, which is why we have the freak accident known as our universe, uncaused, with no creator possible.
@6630mcdo Gravity has negative energy and this has been proven by experiment, nobody denies it's a force, but it's a force with negative energy.Two pieces of matter that are close to each other have less + energy than the same two pieces a long way apart, because you have to expend energy to separate them against the gravitational force that is pulling them together
Since it takes positive energy to separate the two pieces of matter, gravity must be using - energy to pull them together.
@6630mcdo So gravity is a force, but it's a force with negative energy. Please educate yourself a little more, it seems your God delusion is prohibiting your learning capabilities and logic.
@theBartone9119 haha Forces are not energy. And, so your statement is illogical. All energy is positive. Negative would only be by definition, i.e., meaningless.
@theBartone9119 First, those 'energies' are just definitions! nothing in science is provable anyway. Gravity is NOT an energy! It's a force. Second, the logic is false: if people own money to banks for always a net of zero, does money not exist???!!! NO! So, EVEN IF, the false logic were true from the false definitions, it would not disprove God! Praise the Lord!!! To understand, you must watch: "Doesn't Quantum physics proves something came from nothing?"
@theBartone9119 The quantum mechanics has a mathematical core of its science and THEN it has an INTERPRETATION - up to ten now. So, nope, still nothing makes nothing. Goodness, I hope so - pink unicorns popping into my truck would ruin it. Silly also - it's worse than magic or voo doo!
@theBartone9119 YouTube: "Doesn't Quantum physics proves something came from nothing?" You will learn a lot. I know atheists wish to see things - but that's not reality. We need to be scientists and learn. Take wishes out. It is hard - but be honest and mature. Most scientists are very poor philosophers and do not even understand nothing!
@6630mcdo Quantum Fluctuations exist outside space and time because they take place within the quantum vacuum at scales below Planck scales for area, volume and duration. Below Planck those values have no meaning hence space-time has no meaning. Ergo fluctuations in a quantum vacuum exist outside space-time. Space-time is written upon the quantum vacuum in the form of discrete Planck-size units.
So instead of praying to your imaginary God friend, thank Quantum Fluctuations.
@6630mcdo Quantum fluctuations produce something from nothing all the time at the subatomic level, with no cause. If the "singularity" before the Big Bang could be measured, it would be at the sub atomic level. At this level, particles are created out of nothing uncaused all the time.
Therefore, the universe has no cause, it is a quantum fluctuation that inflated instead of destroyed itself (because of the space between the two particles growing faster than the speed of light
Forgive the blasphemy, but I think Pirates can be very bad people and we get the blame for their actions. Its 2011 people, Im sure there are others who can get the FSM's blessings and be holier than pirates.
There are words, that most people don't understand. Like ecology: most people think it is about environment protection, or doing things in natural way.
PS. midgets are blessed to win more horse races than regular persons. They just hold spirit in more concentrated package
@dkthg if the spaghetti monster doesn't punish and reward then this is a fundamental flaw with the religion. All the "great" religions have at their core terrifying consequences for lack of faith in them for the non-coverts or any doubting members... obviously this is a key to their successful spreading and longevity.
@S2Cents I was once a lost meatball just like you, but he is REAL! Allow his noodley appendage to touch you and your heart will overflow with ragu! RAMEN.
@dkthg I've considered the Church of the Subgenius. They make it feel more real by strongly encouraging you to send them money or else Bob (their savior figure) considers you "pink" i.e. a nobody schmuck. The SM needs to get a little nastier and make people feel they just might not be noodled. Can't make it too easy, because people always kinda on some even small level hate themselves and life, esp. those attracted to religion
@SimilarFunction can u plz upload some gosphel music 4 teh noodle one. also whats the end world predictions. btw ive withness his face in my calzone and i felt him and speak in italian
BLASFEMY, the only true GOD is the purple invisible dragon that lives in my backyard. YOU ALL HERETICS SHALL BE BURN BY HIS FIRE BREATH FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!
I do mean offense by saying this, If you actually believe in the bullcrap than you honesly have some serious issues,who in their right mind would believe in a floating ballsack covered in noodles
@wadacash Capital I after a comma, "the" in place of "this", "than" in place of "then", honestly spelled without a T, no space after second comma and that's about it, I expect such grammar and spelling from under 5's.
this is the most wierd teaching in the intire universe!you can't prove that this is the creator.how can he create the human,world and everything?he cannot create a good image of his own.look at him he is not good looking he is horrible creature to be imagine.yuck!
@erkb96 our Lord FSM is merely a deity who chooses to represent himself as noodles and meatballs, so it is not a sin to eat pasta my poor lost soul, RAmen
@gramosjr7 I like where ur head is but one thing...everyone sins...it's in our nature but if we repent and confess to the lord he is forgiving and u r again right with him
WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!
BigDeepRocker 1 week ago
Actually, the Italians did not invent the holy dish, spaghetti. Spaghetti was created in his image after a man saw a vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a dream. It makes perfect sense.
VDeath10 2 weeks ago
@VDeath10
Obviously, such beautiful pasta MUST have been the product of divine intervention from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
R'amen, my brother! You are doing good work by spreading the love and Word of our Noodly God! I will be happy to meet you one day in the divine Kingdom of Pasta. :)
foojuice101 1 week ago
No hard feelings dear faithful believers from all religions, the FSM just gives you a taste of your own medicine. Go ahead, try to convince it's devouts that the noodled being doesn't exist. So much for ridiculous beliefs!
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I'm a Christian and I'd like to this is a slap in all of our faces.
NeonisDead 2 weeks ago
ATheists just being stupid..wow how smart you are..lol
RunColorado100 2 weeks ago
@RunColorado100
We are not atheists; we are Pastafarians and devout followers of His Noodly Grace. We are not stupid for our beliefs are backed up by irrefutable evidence:
His most beloved of creations, the noodles, predate the Bible by about 2000 years. This alone is proof that our Lord and Saviour, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, exists and He is the one true Noodly God.
You would be stupid not to join our family, given this evidence. The FSM accepts and loves everyone! Join now and be saved!
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@BigDeepRocker May his noodly appendages touch you before the end. Repent and praise the FSM. And he will reward you with a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
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@BigDeepRocker What do you believe? I bet that whatever it is, it is tremendously inferior to the FSM. To just repeat that he doesn't exist is merely ignorance. You would fall of the face of the earth unless he kept you in place with his noodles. The evidence are all around you.
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@BigDeepRocker Stupid question. He has allways been.
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@BigDeepRocker Then you are wrong. What you are sure of is rather uninteresting if you can't back it up with facts, like I can. Make a search in google for "oldest noodles" and click the first link. Should be a BBC science article about 4000 year old noodles. Funny enough, the title is "Oldest noodles unearthed in China" and not "...in Milano". Again, the facts support the FSM! Hail his meaty balls!
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BigDeepRocker 2 weeks ago
@BigDeepRocker It is indeed amusing that you are so blind that you cling on to whatever hope you have even though the evidence for FSM are overwhelming. You will probably regret it when you don't get a beer volcano or a stripper factory. But may his noodly appendages bless you anyhow and make you see the light.
stunhabterm 1 week ago
Did he make Bush sound like an idiot? That makes sense. ;)
TheREALforeverone 4 weeks ago
Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."
Watch:
" youtube.com/watch?v=YZPmTH6sloo"
"youtube.com/watch?v=lutJYDxP6ys"
"youtube.com/watch?v=R9ike7PKd8U"
Regards.
TrumpetCallofGodLT 4 weeks ago
@TrumpetCallofGodLT
Through His chosen prophet, Bobby Henderson, take heed the divine word of the Gospel of our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
"It is easier for a meatball to pass through the eye of a tornado than for a confused man to enter the Kingdom of Pasta." - ProvHerbs 3:40
Abandon your heretical faith and walk hand-in-hand with His Noodly Appendage. Only then will you be accepted into His divine Kingdom of Pasta. His Noodly Grace is a loving and accepting god.
Repent and be saved!
foojuice101 2 weeks ago 9
@foojuice101 R'amen brother!
stunhabterm 2 weeks ago
@stunhabterm
And R'amen to you too!
It disgusts me that others do not see the light, and choose to follow false gods rather than our Noodly Lord. Do these fools not want to be blessed with a beer volcano in the divine Kingdom of Pasta?
O hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! :D
foojuice101 2 weeks ago
@foojuice101 You speek words full of wisdom.
stunhabterm 2 weeks ago
@stunhabterm
R'amen, my brother!
foojuice101 2 weeks ago
Makes Sense for me :)
JamesMovingTarget 4 weeks ago
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@6630mcdo I can see you are intelligent, we just look at things differently lol Something that caused something to exist, must have a cause and a beginning of that cause as well as far as I'm concerned, anyway peace!
theBartone9119 1 month ago
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theBartone9119 1 month ago
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@6630mcdo It seems you have been watching too many Dr. Craig videos. Everyone knows he's a crack pot and people have been showing how irrational and illogical the cosmological argument is. How can anybody know that everything that begins to exist has a cause? Nobody has ever seen anything begin to exist lol
theBartone9119 1 month ago
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@6630mcdo So, It's illogical to assume there was anything prior to the universe being causd, because anything preceding a cause must also be a cause that was caused, the universe must be uncaused logically, and the uncertainty principle allows for this. Also, I don't believe God exists so if I want to mock the imaginary character I will, just like I would mock Spiderman or any other imaginary being that doesn't exist.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
Have you been touched by his noodley appendage?
ScopzLiFe 1 month ago
PINK FLOYD YEAH!
TripleTrollForce 1 month ago
Well I guess if all the atheists believe in the flying spaghetti monster then they've realized that atheism can't account for the origins of the universe. good job.
mccfowler 1 month ago
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@6630mcdo There is no evidence God exists or can exist outside space and time. There is evidence that Quantum Fluctuations exist and exist outside space and time. This means that all evidence leans towards the harsh fact you have to deal with my child:
God could not create the universe, because Quantum fluctuations did.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo If you knew anything about Quantum Mechanics, you would know that these fluctuations occur at the sun-atomic level uncaused, all the time. So since all evidence points to the Universe being a giant Quantum fluctuation that inflated because the mass from the original particle couldn't jump to the other one because the space between them was faster than the speed of light, then God couldn't have caused the universe to come into existence, the universe HAD to have created itself uncaused.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo What you don't realize is that Quantum Fluctuations take place within the quantum vacuum at scales below Planck scales for area, volume and duration. Below Planck those values have no meaning hence space-time has no meaning. Ergo fluctuations in a quantum vacuum exist outside space-time. Space-time is written upon the quantum vacuum in the form of discrete Planck-size units. The singularity of The Big Bang would have been measured at the sub-atomic level.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
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@6630mcdo So my child, if someone created the universe who couldn't have lived for an infinite amount of time (according to you) then he had a beginning, and a cause, meaning he could not be God because, because whatever caused him would be God....But then what caused the new God? See? How long would this have to go on for since you claim infinity does not exist?
theBartone9119 1 month ago
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theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Dr. Craig is very deluded and has lost every debate he has been in, I doubt I could ever learn something from him judging by his debating skills.
'A Universe From Nothing' by Lawrence Krauss, AAI 2009
watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo
That's a video you could educate yourself on. He explains that "nothing" doesn't exist. "Nothing" is actually virtual particles popping in and out of existence without Cause. Your idea of "nothing" doesn't exist in reality.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
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@6630mcdo Everything that used to be super-natural has now been claimed natural by science. Out of body experiences? Studied in labs, has nothing to do with the supernatural, it's a brain trick. Uncaused somethings from nothing? Studied in labs, this happens at the sub atomic level all the time.
Debating theists is as easy as making coffee in the morning.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
Yes the Italians are
funnyvidssnet 1 month ago
May sauce be upon Him!!!
chris9b0134 1 month ago
Does this mean Italians are the chosen people?
craigpsimpson 1 month ago 7
@craigpsimpson Not really. You know, noodles come from China. This also explains why asians tend to be shorter than others. Because his noodly appendages are more present there, pushing people down so that they don't fall off the earth.
stunhabterm 2 weeks ago
lol Atheists are SO illogical and easy to debate. The cause of the universe must be timeless, immaterial and spaceless. Now, unless, you think time, matter and space can create time, matter and space. lol Silly, atheists! Spaghetti Monster = requires time; Spaghetti Monster = is matter; Spaghetti Monster = requires space.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo You do realize that it's just a means to show you how ridiculous religion is?
XBrockMorganX 1 month ago
@XBrockMorganX lol No, you proved atheism wrong just now. 'One cannot explain the rational to an irrational person.' lol you think matter created matter....genius.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo At the sub-atomic level energy is constantly being created and destroyed. Negative energy and positive energy particles come into existence spontaneously and uncaused. This does not violate the law of conservation of energy, because no net energy is created, the positive and negative pairs are created in equal amounts equaling zero. Quantum Fluctuations have been verified by experiment.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo So, if the universe came about through spontaneous creations of positive and negatives, what would be expect? A universe with zero total energy, our universe. It turns out matter has positive (kinetic) energy and gravity has negative (potential) energy and they balance out exactly to equal zero. So are Quantum Fluctuations independent on time and space? Yes.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 Those energies are just by definition. Even if they balanced out, which would be hard to know, it would not mean something comes from nothing. There are still causes. God is real. Whatever begins to exist has a cause. The universe began to exist. Therefore, .....
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 No, everything has a cause. Virtual particles are another thing often misunderstood. They come from the quantum foam. There are about ten interpretations. Science requires it be repeatable and observable - evolution nor the Big Bang can do this. Bot science. If a black hole pulls time and light, why not the 'singularity'? Horizon problem? No, there is never something from nothing...silly. Atheists are very dishonest. They see what they wish to believe- not science
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Actually science proves that something can some from nothing, and that virtual particles can appear uncaused. You can't just make up your own idea about science and claim it as fact when you clearly have no clue what you are talking about. I don't get how Atheists can be silly, we con't believe in an imaginary friend that doesn't even exist in reality. How can it even be a "he" does he have sex? If not then why have a penis (the only way you could call God he). Silly Theist.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 No, this is wrong. They come from quantum foam, a sea of energy. This is very dishonest and seeing only what atheists wish to see, not truth aka reality. You seem not to know that science is not provable. It's merely a model - nothing in science can be proven. It's far inferior to logic. Very weak indeed. You will see God one day. Hitchens is no longer an atheist. Praise the Lord!!!
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo You aren't very bright are you, I already explained that "nothing" is actually the Quantum Vacuum. You can't seem to wrap your mind around the fact that your idea of nothing (absolutely nothing) never existed. You still have no better theory, God certainly does not stand up to the facts.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 Atheists are SO angry!!! Always angry people! Why? Lack of love from immorality and not knowing God! Praise the Lord! Nothing means or = 'no thing', no properties, no potentiality. 'The man of science makes a poor philosopher' Einstein Good day!
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Actually considering you are the one typing in all caps it seems the one who is angry is you. I mean I haven't used an exclamation mark this who conversation, yet you do like crazy, it seems you are the one who is very upset. The character of the God of The Bible murdered, endorsed slavery, and was immoral, so anyone who follows him, would be immoral. Making Atheists moral. Have fun being an angry deluded theist.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 Dont *debate* with him I think he is a *troll* saying on youtube that atheist dont want to see the truth and they just believe what they want, Is funny in many ways since theist are the ones believing in illogical things and doing it (This is what many of my theist friends tell me ) they feel like it or because their family tells them, By the way I am impressed by how much you know and explain it, You know when or if Lawrence Krauss book Universe from nothing is released?
TheWesmaister 1 month ago
@6630mcdo "there is never something from nothing"
That's because "nothing" isn't really nothing. "Nothing" is simply the Quantum Vacuum, there has never been absolutely nothing. Plus there is NO cause for these fluctuations, these are facts.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 Mr. Krauss word for word - see that's only being an naive philosopher. Is nothing is something then it isn't nothing!!! Basic logic! Atheists see what they wish to see - why do you wish God does not exist? It's bias science if so - just look at Krauss.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo I don't wish that he doesn't exist, it's just all evidence points to he doesn't, so it seems outrages to believe he exists (since you want to talk about logic). You seem to not understand when he said "Nothing isn't nothing anymore". He was making the same point you did, it's not nothing...But I already detected you weren't too bright, so I can let one slide. The Quantum Vacuum exists outside of space and time, therefore eliminates your God by simply math, he gets canceled out.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 Then that 'nothing' is not nothing! YouTube:"Doesn't Quantum physics proves something came from nothing?" I doubt its exists outside, but if so, that's the universe also. Nothing has no properties, no potentiality, no thing. Got it?
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Nothing doesn't exist. There has never been nothing. There has always been something.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 But the universe began to exist. I agree that God existed before the universe. In terms of time, matter and space, there was nothing for them. So, it depends what you mean by nothing and where. If God did not exist in 'no-thing', than nothing would ever exist since there was no cause.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo You make no sense. God doesn't exist and never has existed. There has always been a Quantum Vacuum producing positive and negative particles, our universe is just a product of a space between the two particles growing faster than the speed of light. The negative energy of gravity balances out the positive energy of matter exactly to equal zero. This means that God never existed, the simple rules of physics exist without this imaginary friend of yours.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 God exists. No, quantum vacuum is something! No-thing has no properties. I know you've read atheists' sites, but they are just views. There are 10 interpretations of the Copenhagen Events - many of which prove with math that the particles come from energy into mass and vice verse! YOUTUBE "Doesn't Quantum physics proves something came from nothing?"....Your logic is false anyway. Even if (impossible) you proved that, it does NOT disprove God - false/poor logic.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo God does not exist. I can agree that the Quantum Vacuum is something since you are sensitive about the word "nothing". So, since Quantum Fluctuations are the reason we exist, this means God is NOT the reason, meaning he does not exist. Believing in God is like believing in Santa Clause, it's childish, foolish, silly, and laughable. God can suck my dick, but he doesn't exist, so i'll just call up one of my hoes to blow me off. Praise Satan! lol
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Someone believing in God telling an Atheist that he has poor logic, is like a Nazi telling a Jew he is anti-semitic. The Irony is belly bursting laughable.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 I've studied atheists very well. They do have very poor logic. I've concluded it is because they start with a desire for no God aka false premises and only reason for believing their conclusions is their belief aka circular reasoning. I just laugh at the sophomoric statement 'quantum vacuum is nothing.' Nothing is 'no thing, no properties, no potentiality for being or even properties of being.' Praise the Lord!
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Do you need someone to shove water in a freezer for ice to exist? No. All you need is H20 and below 0 temp and ice will appear. If the universe was ice, you believe someone had to have put the water in the freezer, I'm telling you, the ice will appear naturally as long as there is water and below 0 temp, meaning no need for a creator. I would never praise a Lord that doesn't exist, you just with he did because you are scared of death and hope for an afterlife. How pathetic.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Who has more logic? The one who says ice cannot exist unless there is someone to put the water in the freezer, or someone who says that ice can appear without anyone creating it as long as conditions are right? Exactly, it's the theist who has the lack of logic not the atheist.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 That is called a false analogy. The true analogy would be you saying water appears from nothing!!! Now, who's more logical?
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Infinities do not exist in reality? Ok, then God cannot have lived for an infinite amount of time (since you just said infinities to not exist). This means he has to have a beginning, so what caused God to exist since he couldn't have existed for an infinite amount of time according to you?
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 My child, when I speak of God being infinite, it is His quality such as all-powerful, all-loving, all-knowing. Infinities in quantity cannot exist such as numbers or infinity of atoms. God is a timeless being - it is illogical to state God needs a cause. Only things that begin to exist need a cause. My child, God exists outside of time. He created time. Time, matter & space cannot create time, matter and space. The cause must be timeless, immaterial & spaceless.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo So if someone says everything has to have a cause, I just tell them they must have never heard of virtual particles. They pop in and out of existence all the time uncaused. Sorry, but your God does not exist.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 My child, virtual particles come from quantum foam, a sea of vibrating energy. It is merely the ignorance or deceitful scientist that states otherwise. They are energy converting into mass. Praise the Lord!
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo My child, I never said that the virtual particles didn't come from the quantum foam, they do, but they are uncaused. The singularity was at the sub-atomic level, meaning the Quantum Fluctuations created the universe. There is no evidence God can exist outside space and time, but planck scales prove the "Quantum foam" does exist outside space and time. This means God couldn't have created the universe. It's impossible.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 Read again, child. They are not uncaused. Without quantum foam they would not come into being. Atheists believe what you wish. What dread when they die! Oh, unhappy day! What shall thy thinkst on such a day!
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo The quantum foam isn't what causes them, this is just the environment they happen it. I already proved that fluctuations exist outside space and time because of planck scales. Jesus was a bronze age carpenter, nothing more. Quantum Mechanics disproves God. What a waste of a life you have indulged in, when you die nothing happens. Your beliefs are a joke.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 They do not exist outside of time. Also, remember, child, that you are only believing in one of the ten interpretations that suits your belief system. My child, I must correct your logic. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Even if your statement about no evidence for God were true, it would not disprove God. Stephen Hawking has no understanding. Where did gravity come from? Mr. Krauss is naive of the meaning of nothing - it isn't quantum foam.
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theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo And the quantum foam is a sea of potential energy. Gravity is potential energy, meaning:
"Because there is a law such as gravity, the Universe can and will create itself from nothing." - Steven Hawking
"Nothing isn't nothing anymore in physics" - Laurence Krauss
Nothing is now something, which would be this sea of potential energy you talk about.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Energy cannot be created or destroyed, this means there can be no creator, meaning no God. See how easy it is to disprove God? Go back to the drawing board my son.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 You must remember that nothing in science is provable. It is merely a model. If God did not exist, nothing would exist. If a single atom exists, God exists. How beautiful! Jesus proves God. You will also believe one day soon. Who is like God! Who hath known the mind of God? Who has been His counselor? Show me the proof of something coming from nothing.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo I'll say it again, Quantum Fluctuations take place within the quantum vacuum at scales below Planck scales for area, volume and duration. Below Planck those values have no meaning hence space-time has no meaning. Ergo fluctuations in a quantum vacuum exist outside space-time. You have no proof God can exist outside space and time, but what I typed proves the Quantum Vacuum does.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 Hello, again. You are believing in one of the ten interpretations of quantum mechanics. You must remember that quantum mechanics is merely mathematical theory. Also, remember nothing in science is provable - not even Newton. The universe requires a cause. The cause must be timeless, immaterial and spaceless. It's sad that so many will go to hell. When St. Bernard died about 60,000 also died, 2 went to heaven, 6 purgatory and the rest to hell. Man does not try-sad.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo "You must remember that quantum mechanics is merely mathematical theory"
Wrong. It's effects have been indirectly observed and confirmed by many labs.
Also the universe does not require a cause. It actually can't be caused.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 Effects are observed by the cause is mathematical. Anything that begins to exist requires a cause. The universe began to exist. I've talked with many atheists. I am now convinced they only wish or desire God does not exist. It is self-evident that God exists. You will soon no longer doubt one day. You will see at your death that there is a God. You will see that you have only been fooling yourself by convincing yourself otherwise. I will pray for you.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo All you are doing is spewing that cosmological argument which has been debunked and deemed incredibly stupid. Have you ever seen anything begin to exist? Nobody has, therefore there is no way to know that everything that begins to exist has a cause. The quantum laws actually say that uncaused events happen all the time.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 Of course, we see things begin to exist! Did you always exist? Did dinosaurs exist prior to the earth? It's the substance vs accidents in beings' nature. Again the error in your argument is only things that BEGIN to exist need a prior cause. God always existed. Quantum mechanics is not fact. Ten interpretations and nothing in science is provable anyway. Christian and atheists see quantum mechanics differently - again, it's a desire to support one's views.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Quantum Fluctuations begin to exist in the Vacuum uncaused all the time. so the premise that everything that has to exist must have a cause is a fallacy and disproved by modern physics. Also, a thing that began to exist did have a cause, that cause must also have a cause. So if you ask "You begin to exist, what caused that?" I would say "the sperm fertilizing an egg", you should say, "what caused that?" I would say "Sex" you would say "What caused that?"
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo So if something that begins to exist must have a cause (which it doesn't) that cause must also have a cause, and there you have an infinite regress. This means the universe must be uncaused, because if something caused it, that would also have to have a cause. The cosmological argument fails on every level, and is utterly stupid and moronic.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo 1. Anything preceding a cause, must also be a cause that had a cause
2. Infinity is an irrational number that should be avoided
3. If you trace all causes back in time they have to stop at the beginning of the universe
4. The Universe is uncaused
To rebut the above with a statement like "God was uncaused prior to the first cause" would break premise 1.
Therefore, premise 4 is correct because with this hypothesis, the uncaused doesn’t precede first cause, it is the first cause.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 The error with this argument is that 'only a cause the BEGINS to exist needs a cause.' The cause of the universe would be timeless and therefore no need for a cause. I agree infinity does not exist in reality - one only needs to read Dr. Hilbert's Hotel to know this fact. You seem like a very intelligent person. It is sad that so few try - even Christians - far less than 1% live Catholic lives daily. People live for themselves, not God.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo "only a cause that BEGINS to exist needs a cause"
How do you know? Have you ever seen anything 'begin" to exist? You have no reasoning for saying everything that begins to exist has a cause, it's a fallacy.
Infinity cannot exist, therefore causes have to stop somewhere, if you go back in time, they stop at The Big Bang. Therefore The Big Bang is uncaused. God is an irrational hypothesis and does not exist in reality, like infinity.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo The fluctuations take place on a foam but it's not the foam that causes them to happen, you need to educate yourself.
Quantum fluctuations = Universe
God = Non existent.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo So I have proved:
The universe can come into existence uncaused on the Quantum Foam
Fluctuations exist outside space and time
You haven't proved:
God made the universe
or that God can exist outside space or time
Meaning = You have no case for God. Jesus wasn't magical, we was a bronze age carpeter, worshiping the fuck head is stupid lol
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 I disagree. Where did quantum foam come from? Do not mock God. If you have a talk with a theist, control your emotions as an adult. The only reason we worship God is because He is holy - no other reason deserves worship.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo "Where did quantum foam come from?"
Where did God come from? He couldn't have come from anywhere because he doesn't exist. Also, Quantum Fluctuations take place within the quantum vacuum at scales below Planck scales for area, volume and duration. Below Planck those values have no meaning hence space-time has no meaning. Ergo fluctuations in a quantum vacuum exist outside space-time. Space-time is written upon the quantum vacuum in the form of discrete Planck-size units.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 God always existed but outside time. It is not possible for a timeless being to begin to exist. Time, matter and space cannot create time, matter and space. It is circular reasoning. Logic is superior to science. Science demands logic be true for itself to be valid.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo "God always existed but outside time"
Nothing uncaused can exist before a cause, because every cause must have a cause that was caused. That is logic. Logic + science prove God to be silly.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 Vulcans are so annoying........ :P God appears in forms we understand like The Flying Spaghetti Monster. ;)
TheREALforeverone 4 weeks ago
@6630mcdo There is no way around it. Anything preceding a cause, MUST be a cause that was caused. To say God is uncaused is non logical. Also, to claim "Anything that begins to exists have a cause" is illogical, because nobody has ever seen anything begin to exist. The only things we know that pop into existence are vacuum fluctuations, they are uncaued due to the uncertainty principle. The cosmological argument is one of the biggest fallacies, and is as far away from logic as you can get.
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theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo If a car gets made it didn't "begin to exist". The parts where there, those parts used to be dirt, that dirt used be star dust ect. If you follow it all the way back there is infinite causes until you hit The Big Bang. Meaning the event is uncaused.
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theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Gravity cannot exist without matter, so if you have a sea of potential energy that turns into gravity (negative energy) because of a quantum fluctuation, then matter has to come into existence (positive energy) so it can all equal up to zero. The space between the 2 particles grew faster than the speed of light, meaning it is always trying to catch up to zero, which is why we have the freak accident known as our universe, uncaused, with no creator possible.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Gravity has negative energy and this has been proven by experiment, nobody denies it's a force, but it's a force with negative energy.Two pieces of matter that are close to each other have less + energy than the same two pieces a long way apart, because you have to expend energy to separate them against the gravitational force that is pulling them together
Since it takes positive energy to separate the two pieces of matter, gravity must be using - energy to pull them together.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo So gravity is a force, but it's a force with negative energy. Please educate yourself a little more, it seems your God delusion is prohibiting your learning capabilities and logic.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 haha Forces are not energy. And, so your statement is illogical. All energy is positive. Negative would only be by definition, i.e., meaningless.
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 First, those 'energies' are just definitions! nothing in science is provable anyway. Gravity is NOT an energy! It's a force. Second, the logic is false: if people own money to banks for always a net of zero, does money not exist???!!! NO! So, EVEN IF, the false logic were true from the false definitions, it would not disprove God! Praise the Lord!!! To understand, you must watch: "Doesn't Quantum physics proves something came from nothing?"
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 The quantum mechanics has a mathematical core of its science and THEN it has an INTERPRETATION - up to ten now. So, nope, still nothing makes nothing. Goodness, I hope so - pink unicorns popping into my truck would ruin it. Silly also - it's worse than magic or voo doo!
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@theBartone9119 YouTube: "Doesn't Quantum physics proves something came from nothing?" You will learn a lot. I know atheists wish to see things - but that's not reality. We need to be scientists and learn. Take wishes out. It is hard - but be honest and mature. Most scientists are very poor philosophers and do not even understand nothing!
6630mcdo 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Quantum Fluctuations exist outside space and time because they take place within the quantum vacuum at scales below Planck scales for area, volume and duration. Below Planck those values have no meaning hence space-time has no meaning. Ergo fluctuations in a quantum vacuum exist outside space-time. Space-time is written upon the quantum vacuum in the form of discrete Planck-size units.
So instead of praying to your imaginary God friend, thank Quantum Fluctuations.
theBartone9119 1 month ago
@6630mcdo Quantum fluctuations produce something from nothing all the time at the subatomic level, with no cause. If the "singularity" before the Big Bang could be measured, it would be at the sub atomic level. At this level, particles are created out of nothing uncaused all the time.
Therefore, the universe has no cause, it is a quantum fluctuation that inflated instead of destroyed itself (because of the space between the two particles growing faster than the speed of light
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theBartone9119 1 month ago
R'amen.
TheApatheistic1 1 month ago
I wish I could make stuff with my noodly appendage...
Godless61 1 month ago
Not sure if trolling
Or very stupid
XilenSniper 1 month ago
@XilenSniper sir, that is sacrilegious, and i do NOT appreciate it. I will still pray that you may be touched by his noodly appendages
SovietFlavoredHorse 1 month ago
wut did i just watch...
TheBedrockNews 1 month ago
I call for a reformation.
Forgive the blasphemy, but I think Pirates can be very bad people and we get the blame for their actions. Its 2011 people, Im sure there are others who can get the FSM's blessings and be holier than pirates.
o' FSM, forgive me for I have broken-wind
test123ok 1 month ago
There are words, that most people don't understand. Like ecology: most people think it is about environment protection, or doing things in natural way.
PS. midgets are blessed to win more horse races than regular persons. They just hold spirit in more concentrated package
leszken 1 month ago
he boiled for your sins
V0dk4n4tion 1 month ago 7
And........... A midget lol
DSKGxQuICkSCOPE 2 months ago
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Sauce be upon him
pimpjuice739 2 months ago
i fuking hate this stupid spaghetti monster. It isn't funny
S2Cents 2 months ago
@S2Cents BLASPHEMY! Respect my religion!!
dkthg 2 months ago
@dkthg if the spaghetti monster doesn't punish and reward then this is a fundamental flaw with the religion. All the "great" religions have at their core terrifying consequences for lack of faith in them for the non-coverts or any doubting members... obviously this is a key to their successful spreading and longevity.
S2Cents 2 months ago
@S2Cents I was once a lost meatball just like you, but he is REAL! Allow his noodley appendage to touch you and your heart will overflow with ragu! RAMEN.
dkthg 2 months ago 3
@dkthg I've considered the Church of the Subgenius. They make it feel more real by strongly encouraging you to send them money or else Bob (their savior figure) considers you "pink" i.e. a nobody schmuck. The SM needs to get a little nastier and make people feel they just might not be noodled. Can't make it too easy, because people always kinda on some even small level hate themselves and life, esp. those attracted to religion
S2Cents 2 months ago
@S2Cents Not as funny as "god" and his hippy son.
lewisner 2 months ago
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please prove the non existance of the flying sphagetti monster...... All hail his noodly presence
iHateCensorship99999 2 months ago
@SimilarFunction can u plz upload some gosphel music 4 teh noodle one. also whats the end world predictions. btw ive withness his face in my calzone and i felt him and speak in italian
MegaGangstaparadise 2 months ago
Pastallah!
GodOfUnbelief 2 months ago
Believe in him, faithfully accept his passing through intense parmesan cheese & the taking of the fork for you & thy shall be saved!
cuevarap 2 months ago 17
@cuevarap My friends and I ate your god for dinner last night. he tasted pretty damn good
ryanstringfling 1 month ago
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swimcom1 2 months ago
@swimcom1 same here. nice tits though!
DELLIS0503 2 months ago
ramen brother
nuttah310 2 months ago 27
@nuttah310 it is RAmen
doombybbr 2 months ago
Let his Noodly Appendage guide us!
TheSoldiersMind 2 months ago
Awesome video!
May you be touched by his noodly appendage, RAmen
adnh311 2 months ago
BLASFEMY, the only true GOD is the purple invisible dragon that lives in my backyard. YOU ALL HERETICS SHALL BE BURN BY HIS FIRE BREATH FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!
shadowknigth94 2 months ago
@shadowknigth94 billions n billions of degrees?
Niveous23 2 months ago
@Niveous23 Indeed.
shadowknigth94 2 months ago
I truly love the Flying Spaghetti Monster with all my heart., and he tastes so good.
veronicats100 2 months ago
@whatyouchating I could accept it as tasty food but im not gonna accept it to praise and worship it.
mark12130 3 months ago
can i be saved? will the flying spaghetti monster accept me into his gloriousness?
sladedavis 3 months ago
Praise him!
lilmizzscatterbrain 3 months ago
How does this go? You say the following are equivalent probabilistically speaking:
An intelligence caused the universe to start 13.7 billion years ago
A spaghetti monster caused the universe to start 13.7 billion years ago.
They both would be "god". The first one is less specific. I'm more inclined to go with that one.
MPaulHolmes 3 months ago
What is this FSM? How did this theory started? Who proves it? Why did it ever came up? How did it came up?
It looks like a joke to me!! haha..Are you seriously praising that FSM thing??
angelbelle578 3 months ago
I do mean offense by saying this, If you actually believe in the bullcrap than you honesly have some serious issues,who in their right mind would believe in a floating ballsack covered in noodles
wadacash 3 months ago
@wadacash Learn English, please.
MrMonsterCactus 2 months ago
@MrMonsterCactus Sorry english is all i know.
wadacash 2 months ago
@wadacash Capital I after a comma, "the" in place of "this", "than" in place of "then", honestly spelled without a T, no space after second comma and that's about it, I expect such grammar and spelling from under 5's.
MrMonsterCactus 2 months ago
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@MrMonsterCactus No how I know you're gay, cuz your a fucking grammar nazi. Now gtfo faggit
wadacash 2 months ago
this is the most wierd teaching in the intire universe!you can't prove that this is the creator.how can he create the human,world and everything?he cannot create a good image of his own.look at him he is not good looking he is horrible creature to be imagine.yuck!
dukhalamang 3 months ago
@dukhalamang Learn English.
MrMonsterCactus 2 months ago
Raaaamen
todanp 3 months ago
Its spaghetti for fucks sake. Now that i think about it, I may have ate your 'god' for dinner last night. My bad.
erkb96 3 months ago
@erkb96 our Lord FSM is merely a deity who chooses to represent himself as noodles and meatballs, so it is not a sin to eat pasta my poor lost soul, RAmen
psycho81212 3 months ago
FSM!
Ramen!
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youneekk 3 months ago
Hmm. Why do people have the need to fight over their religon??
Izzy666ify 3 months ago
How Can Spagetti Create the world PROVE IT BITCHES!!!
dddboyvsrexcool 3 months ago
@dddboyvsrexcool lmao!
keithdwill90 3 months ago
FSM!!! GOD of the atheists.... woo-hoo
Landotter1 3 months ago
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Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster
amen
PFeynmann 4 months ago
is this real thin if he is a god what created him ....noodel sauce and meatballs i eat his kids every day
Amurtv1 4 months ago
@gramosjr7 I like where ur head is but one thing...everyone sins...it's in our nature but if we repent and confess to the lord he is forgiving and u r again right with him
TheCreativeOstriche 4 months ago