can anyone send me a link to the scene when chris rock is telling jay and silent bob about themselves and jay is like oh tell me something and he says he masterbates more than anyone on the planet and when he has sex he thinks about men ahhahaha
Yeah well, you see the RCC is not known for informing it's 'Children' of the truth hense this movie I guess; let's see now:-gays, lesbo's , peado's, icons yes -even the cross, false teaching and of course idolatary, all against god! Oh and condoms, well not really...as family planning is not god's thing. "Be fruitful and fill the Earth" but not until it bursts!
Awesome scene, thanks for posting. On the Dogma tip, has anyone not seen Kev Smith's video on here where he joins in anonymously with a group of fanatical religious nuts protesting the movie?!?! Search Kevin Smith Protest Dogma, it's why he's my hero...
Don't take the film seriously? Utter rubbish. This film is all about skewering the Catholic church, the last bulwark of morality in the western world. Aside from being coarse, crude, and obscenely profane it only targets the Catholic church and its belief systems as being the cause of all the world's social ills. Comedy? Nonsense. It is just thinly veiled anti-Cartholic propaganda by those who possess neither conscience nor morality. It is amazing what empty-witted actors will do to get paid.
It's a film my friend, all made in good humour. i think you need to relax once in a while, especially on the internet! Thank you for letting everyone knows the internet is "serious business" :P
Schwarznasen, blacknose, whatever, you seriously need to get a sense of humour. And I really don't see how you can possibly be an informed and objective entity in any way while spouting the words "the Catholic church, the last bulwark of morality..." in this day and age.
For anyone else who wants to flame this sheep, he's currently "10 months ago" in these comments, with 6 thumbs down and counting.
The Catholic's are Moral??? Don't make me fuckin' laugh...
the reason priests can't marry, is because in medieval times the church wanted to inherit the priests' land, so they made them have no heirs. the catholic church is the richest entity in the world, and they're always asking for donations. altar boys sometimes hear priests before church ask "what do we tell them the charity is for today?" and the pope recently went to africa and told them, "condoms are not the answer for aids." that's manslaughter, cause of death through recklesness.
This is one of those rare films that was both Entertaining and, from the looks of it, the cast had fun making it.
Scoonertuna 3 months ago
just like the beheading on the grey hound
thesimpsonsfan21 11 months ago
can anyone send me a link to the scene when chris rock is telling jay and silent bob about themselves and jay is like oh tell me something and he says he masterbates more than anyone on the planet and when he has sex he thinks about men ahhahaha
malziu 1 year ago
epic scene!
inception4ever 1 year ago
I love how Loki casually pulls out the Desert Eagle, and blows that guys brains away.. he's my favourite character in this movie.
LoyalNODZealot 1 year ago 2
What's up with the quality of this vid? There's white shit all over it.
Brittonsp 1 year ago
The audio is super quiet.
Yeshman5478 1 year ago
I've never been so attracted to Chris Rock!
ColbertPhilosopher 1 year ago
"Con Air, Con Shit!"
I loved this movie.
pokemadness1 1 year ago
no man kisses his wife like that. LOL!
doctorw2 1 year ago 3
Yeah well, you see the RCC is not known for informing it's 'Children' of the truth hense this movie I guess; let's see now:-gays, lesbo's , peado's, icons yes -even the cross, false teaching and of course idolatary, all against god! Oh and condoms, well not really...as family planning is not god's thing. "Be fruitful and fill the Earth" but not until it bursts!
markzillapage1 1 year ago
Matt & Ben should act in more movies together. They've got great onscreen chemistry!
tronicme 2 years ago 7
it would be cool if angels walked around like they did
tahthedon 2 years ago
@tahthedon They do you know...
dxpeo 1 year ago
you are just a simple creature :D lol i love that
gheale 2 years ago 6
thaaank you so much for posting this!
Martiiiin Martiiiin
iwannabeyourdog1969 2 years ago 3
Applesauce Bitch!
Gitte420 2 years ago 3
Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season
painlessissuicide 2 years ago 7
I love Jason Mews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
xXshmoeXx 2 years ago 2
Awesome scene, thanks for posting. On the Dogma tip, has anyone not seen Kev Smith's video on here where he joins in anonymously with a group of fanatical religious nuts protesting the movie?!?! Search Kevin Smith Protest Dogma, it's why he's my hero...
lesidhe 2 years ago 2
i pissed myself laughing when Matt Damon shot that guy LOL that was jjust so funny
MegerHexer 2 years ago
haha matt damon is so hot.
"whos house?
RUNS HOUSE!!
say what??"
lmao
goofygrl200 2 years ago 34
@goofygrl200 the song was in "Chasing Amy"
Ricci106 1 year ago
Lol, I love this Movie! Who's House? Runs House!lol I love Matt Damon
SarahStarr07 2 years ago 5
2:02 the punisher would be proud.
SupernovaLD 2 years ago 6
that comment is win
XjimmyXdarknessX 2 years ago
matt damon
Nicksbia 2 years ago
what's the song from 2:00 - 2:30?
fishboy13 2 years ago
beautiful naked big titted women just don't fall out of the sky you know!!??
MahinaSinger 2 years ago 50
Best part in the entire movie!!!!
XxkckoolkatxX 2 years ago
I FKN LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!
"Are you stoned?" xD
what a random song... 2:18 !
"Who's house? RUN'S HOUSE!!" OMG!! 3:20
BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE!!!! xD
"Guys like us just don't fall outta the fkn sky y'know?!"
*crash*
"Beautiful, naked big titied women just don't fall outta the sky y'know!" <3
siggster03 2 years ago 3
hahah whole class laugh here
Imaaze2 2 years ago
Is the Rufus saying "that sucked" a comment on scene from "con air" ? If so, i agree, lol!
lox12 2 years ago 2
Who's house?! RUNS HOUSE!
PeeweeEre 2 years ago 3
"she's fucking pissed dude, she's never gonna fuck us now. Well, maybe you, but definitely not me." hahaha
elchupanibre22 2 years ago 2
"Fuck you, 'cause time's gonna tell on that one."
HAHA.
HAMSTERk 2 years ago 5
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kevin smith has good ideas but he's not such a great dialogue writer
planetdarwin 2 years ago
It's RUN's Hosue, from RUN DMC. Idiots.
xXx1TripleG1xXx 2 years ago 3
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Ron's Housee......Biatchh xD
stencils118 2 years ago
Ron's House :D
Parkourmarci 3 years ago
Run's house.
alexpoutine 3 years ago 4
hahahahaaahhaahahahahaah ron!
mfgdrummer 3 years ago 3
what?, who's house?
leightonfrancis 3 years ago 2
run's house!
i said who's house?
mfgdrummer 3 years ago 2
what?
who's? house?
RONS HOUSEE!!!!!!!!
but seriously
who's house?
leightonfrancis 3 years ago
RUN'S HOUSE!!
mfgdrummer 3 years ago
Who's house?!
ThrashStiller 3 years ago
i love how whenever they kill someone,upbeat music plays.
jls7596 3 years ago 3
Loki's an ass.
But he only kills the bad people....
Littlegoddess15 3 years ago
can't hear anything, terrible audio
saiyarana 3 years ago
Whoooooo's house?
Hahaha, I love Mat Damon in this movie.
Canadia420 3 years ago
I am in that scene. When it first shows the inside of the bus I am the red head on the right.
dckitt 3 years ago
sorry i don´t see you
o0YaRiKiMiNi0o 3 years ago
the man? the first person on the right ?
ryanc0llins 3 years ago
I am the guy on the right with the short red hair.
dckitt 3 years ago
OHH My GOD!!!
You're Sooo lucky!!!!
Littlegoddess15 3 years ago
"con air con shit" lol am i the only one who noticed that? cause i really dont see any other comments on that.
blaketriksdurst 3 years ago
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Don't take the film seriously? Utter rubbish. This film is all about skewering the Catholic church, the last bulwark of morality in the western world. Aside from being coarse, crude, and obscenely profane it only targets the Catholic church and its belief systems as being the cause of all the world's social ills. Comedy? Nonsense. It is just thinly veiled anti-Cartholic propaganda by those who possess neither conscience nor morality. It is amazing what empty-witted actors will do to get paid.
Schwarznasen 3 years ago
It's a film my friend, all made in good humour. i think you need to relax once in a while, especially on the internet! Thank you for letting everyone knows the internet is "serious business" :P
smarmara 3 years ago 13
Schwarznasen, blacknose, whatever, you seriously need to get a sense of humour. And I really don't see how you can possibly be an informed and objective entity in any way while spouting the words "the Catholic church, the last bulwark of morality..." in this day and age.
For anyone else who wants to flame this sheep, he's currently "10 months ago" in these comments, with 6 thumbs down and counting.
The Catholic's are Moral??? Don't make me fuckin' laugh...
lesidhe 2 years ago 10
the reason priests can't marry, is because in medieval times the church wanted to inherit the priests' land, so they made them have no heirs. the catholic church is the richest entity in the world, and they're always asking for donations. altar boys sometimes hear priests before church ask "what do we tell them the charity is for today?" and the pope recently went to africa and told them, "condoms are not the answer for aids." that's manslaughter, cause of death through recklesness.
lovelovehatehate57 2 years ago 3
No one touches silent bobs coat!
applechick562 3 years ago 6
whos house? runs house!
daviddasiywenham 3 years ago 5
"Guys like us just don't fall out of the fucking sky, iunno?"
"WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH *splat*"
"...beautiful naked big titted don't just fall out of the sky, iunno?"
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ScarletFlamia 3 years ago 6
That's some great writing and acting. When they got off the bus no "I told you so" or any crap like that. Damon is priceless.
The only thing I don't get it why they start walking back the way the bus came instead of walking the way the bus was headed.
MattinNC74 3 years ago 2
lol becaus they needed to find another way of transportation. there was no way they could get to jersey in time without any transportation.
jackylegs94 3 years ago
2 her huhhuh
thephenom511 3 years ago
LOLS
Adultry
DeidarasBabyLover 3 years ago 2
This is like, the funniest movie ever! =D
FanvidProductions 3 years ago 4
"its usually long rufus, but its a little cold out here, you understand?"
lol
x
DesolateNeuroticCatt 3 years ago 3
"whos house? runs house! i said whos house? runs house! whos housw? say what? runs house! say what? martin! martin!"
"kill it kill it"
"that sounds familiar"
"con air con s**t
daviddasiywenham 3 years ago 3
matt damon is SO white. xoxo
nikkipamplemousse 3 years ago 5
"Kill it, kill it!!"
fragmentideasxx 3 years ago 3
sounds familiar
shadowforce420 3 years ago 2
who's house? RUNS HOUSE!
phatman12 4 years ago 7
this is so fucking funy xD i love this movie :D
messerschmitzraver 4 years ago 6
I totally love this scene!
trueblue360 4 years ago 8
lol
DieDude 4 years ago 2