One of the best Seinfeld lines EVER.

[Jaso700]

LMAO!!!! your a cashier!!! funny as hell!

[BuddyPC]

21 cashiers think this clip just didn't make it for them.

[macewindex]

She looks like Nikki Dial.

[phishfearme2]

funny lines? only the laugh track thinks so

[LBMillard]

@phishfearme2 Seinfeld wasn't recorded with a laugh track, they used a live audience. So it's people that think it's funny.

[Cdub2k]

you're a cashier!!

lol

[novaheart7]

That woman is GEORGEOUS!!!

[AnimeGirl1723]

**watches video** Mishears word. Thought she said "legs" o.o

**Continues watching*** Hears "Ass" o.O

**Concentrates and blocks out noise in the background** Hears "Act". =D

Me: Le Yay! XD

[FGN123]

His whole stand-up bit right after that was spot on...women need to like the job of the guy they're with.

[Theakker3B]

She's annoying as hell

[LulzfaceMcGee]

Jiiri, I don't know sometiiiiimes...

[znasser1]

Agree!! My favorite line too!!!! LOL

[jameswandii]

YOU'RE A CASHIER! pmsl

[MrBillcale]

perfect

[Chrisbajs]

She's perty!

[tryithere]

The moral is "Don't write jokes that she can't cash."

[cnewton71]

Worst southern accent I've ever heard!

[nearthend]

so where was the line?? wouldn'ta made no diffrence had u just been honest here and named the clip '' Jerry gets rejected by a stupid southern redneck'' LOL-

[JazzKeyboardist1]

@nearthend,,, are you a cashier?

[nearthend]

@JazzKeyboardist1 i was for 10 years

[mobus1603]

@nearthend It should be, "Jerry get's rejected by a stupid southern redneck...whom he didn't want throughout the whole show until she didn't want him." The irony is what made funny, not to mention that it's happened to so many of us. These chicks whom we consider beneath us drive us crazy trying to get with us, and we know better than to get involved, but when we finally cave to Mr. Johnson, it never seems to work out.

[cKy420cKy]

@mobus1603 shut the fuck and get a life bro...its funny if you dont think so what are you doing here??

[mobus1603]

@cKy420cKy Uh, where in my post did it say that I didn't find this video funny? Either learn how to read or quit being a troll, brah!

[TheCoolMovement]

Correction: THE FUNNIEST

[victoriaindigo]

great clip!

[mayberry5000]

my least favorite line in a series I revere. Never mind that the logic is faulty (i.e. whatever your job, you can be good at it or bad at it) -- it's atypical of "seinfeld" 's skewed amorality.

[thinkpad411]

Sexy southern accent...

[scottieman2]

I work at a grocery store and I know what he means when he says "You're a cashier." Some act all high and mighty.

[Esorassen]

There are 11 cashiers out there.

[paulthealien204]

@Esorassen there are WAY WAY WAY more cashiers than that. your attempt at top comments or "thumbs up" has failed

[DonnyM32]

@paulthealien204 Lol really there is more than 14 cashiers? Your a rather astute observer huh.

[paulthealien204]

@DonnyM32 that wasn't my point. my point as that he failed at getting top comment which he obviously was trying to get. and did he? no. so stfu and get your head out of your momma's ass big boy :p

[UndisputedVE]

WHATS THE DEAL WITH 11 DISLIKES.... AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?

[MrBurns45]

my favorite jerry line of the whole series

[klkigar]

Probably the best one is no soup for you!

[djtrixen]

BAM!!!

[palekidtony]

"Jerry....I Don't know sometimes"

[JazzKeyboardist1]

Anyone that has uploaded some of their own creations, can relate to this,, Critics on YouTube think they are being talented and creative when they disrespect someone, The recipient says,,,''''But you are just like a cashier,,, the only thing you have proven is that you are talented at typing and clicking a mouse"""" ,,,, it has to be a Larry David line,,,lol

[BabyFawnLegs]

@JazzKeyboardist1 If someone has never professed to be an artist, that makes them a spectator and it's the spectator's right to be blatantly or baselessly critical. You don't have to be a comedian in order to criticise someone for failing to making you laugh. When you display creative work publicly, you do so with the expectation of criticism.

[KayleRJEastcott]

@JazzKeyboardist1 Note that a comma (,) is different from a period (.). Therefore, when you attempt to construct an ellipsis (...) with commas it is strictly meaningless.

[MarioBrosClassic]

@JazzKeyboardist1 true but that doesn't mean literally 100 percent of anyone criticizing something is wrong...anyone who critisizes something immediatly is faced with "OH WELL YOU DIDNT MAKE A VIDEO DID YOU?"

[JazzKeyboardist1]

@MarioBrosClassic ,,the only people that don't like my comment are the people that realize they really don't have any talent,,since grade school, the recepient to bullying says,,,'' who the hell are you ?'' but on youtube there is a comment section,,,,,its kinda like when someone calls someone fat and ugly,,, the odds are he is fat and ugly too,lol

[MarioBrosClassic]

@JazzKeyboardist1 you are fat and ugly<----i just said that and say it all the time...WHy the fuck are the odds that the person himself is fat and ugly?...where do you get these "odds"....."the only people that don't like my comment are the people that realize they really don't have any talent".....and that is a charged statement that is incorrect...You keep saying "everybody" as if everyone is that way

[JazzKeyboardist1]

@MarioBrosClassic i am sorry,, i just realized you have the intelligence of a twelve year old,,,

[MarioBrosClassic]

@JazzKeyboardist1 ROFL so i reply with a logical response that you cant attack so you turn to name calling....Ive already won

[1000000ed]

@JazzKeyboardist1 For sure, for sure! an LD line -- and nicely done not to cross the line, as I'm certain LD said that too!! so LOL a swatch! and I'm a southerner to boot.

[JazzKeyboardist1]

@1000000ed hey,,, most people,including me,,, when they watch this clip, think they are seinfeld or at least a good friend of his, when i think larry david is thinking, creatively most of us are cashiers,especially when they were criticized for the finale lol,, it must get old for people to come up to them and act like they are witty, and just repeat jokes that jerry and larry created,lol

[uncjim]

GENIUS.

[DanFrederiksen]

good thing she didn't see Kramer at the laugh factory : )

[grometmate]

@DanFrederiksen people should really let that go. 

[DanFrederiksen]

@grometmate it's just comedy, I hold no grudge or ill will.

and it wasn't really racism, he just lashed out because his insecurity was confronted. it was embarrassing for him and really wasn't offensive.

if he wants to turn it into a positive for him he should take the opportunity to expose freemasonry as the satanism it is. as a way to cleanse his being.

I understand he's a freemason

[Adol666]

@DanFrederiksen Why? I thought that was pretty good

[CalebTheGatekeeper]

It's just so much fluff.

[SovereignStatesman]

This proves that women will use ANYTHING you say against you.... that's why they call it the MIRANDA law, i.e. some bitch by that name dumped a guy for something he said.

[tommyottul]

Please somebody can traslate  to spanish, i don´t understand nothing!!

Thanks

[Aroxid]

@tommyottul you just said you understand everything

[jenzeppelin]

classic classic classic. for me, the best moment was when she said, "it's just so much fluff." fluff, lol. lmao!

[MrSkorpio66]

What is the name of the actress in theis scene, anyone???

[Mihaita06]

@MrSkorpio66 Tracy Kolis

[jordan5221]

Her accent woulda been enough for me to totally agree with her that shit jus wasnt working out!!! She's sounded like a fuckin str8 redneck, not southern!!!

[russkie69]

What's interesting to me about Seinfeld is that it was a sleeper hit. Networks are so busy canceling shows that don't perform right at starting bell. Thanks to whoever at NBC that kept the show going even though its initial ratings were less than wonderful should be given an Emmy award for "schmartness." The current network execs should take note and give new shows a chance to settle in before pulling the plug. Just my opinion. I don't care what you think. Please don't attack me. I'm only human.

[jordan5221]

@russkie69 I totally disagree u fuckin idiot!!! J/k lol I def. agree 100%!!!

[MrLunitunz]

@russkie69 It wasn't the network that kept Seinfeld alive (well it was at first but not for as long as it survived) it was the critics. Critics were watching Seinfeld and giving it good reviews years before people latched onto it and it became popular. The problem is that so very few shows are critically popular anymore, because mindless drivel seems to be the most commericaly produced in Television.

[russkie69]

@MrLunitunz Thank you for your insights! I thought it was fans who wrote in that kept it alive. The early episodes are really the best. You can see them getting comfortable in their roles and with each other. It's pretty cool. By season 3, they were becoming super stars. By season 5, they were making millions per episode, at least that's how it seemed to me. The last episode was so poorly done and was so unfunny. They should have just done an episode like nothing was happening. Sad spinoffs.

[MrLunitunz]

@russkie69 I think the last episode was okay. Kind of a clip-show in terms of the various testimonies. Completely adverse to the realism of the show in the way the trial was presented and how Samaritan Law was presented. And the gang really did seem like total jerks, all of them, as opposed to being the mixture of cynical personalties (except Kramer) that they usually were. But it wasn't a bad episode, there were some very funny moments, and it left the fans wanting more, always a good thing.

[henrylee54]

YOUR A CASHIER!

[mantoocha]

The best lines on Seinfeld are the bass-lines! Nevertheless, that was an awesome moment on the show :)

[Hayward000]

YOU'RE A CASHIER!!!!! hahahahaha love it

[NobleMotives]

Bitches be bitches.

[kanescud]

Jerry Seinfeld- funniest man alive!

[TheHysteryChannel]

She's so bad at faking that southern accent.

[fmwalters21]

i love the blooper to this where she ends up laughing saying "now that's funny!" haha!

[SovereignStatesman]

This shows that even cashiers can have good taste, Jerry was NEVER really that funny as a stand-up comedian. "Why do airlines serve peanuts? It's not like elephants ever buy tickets!"

The REAL reason she's breaking up is obvious though: she's Southern white girl and he's a Jew LOL

[MrLunitunz]

@SovereignStatesman If she were racist, why would she go out with him in the first place? She probably knew he was Jewish.

And as for Jerry not being funny, firstly I've seen him perform and I can say he had the audience eating out of his hand, secondly he had a reasonable amount of input in the humour of the series and most people find the series to be very funny.

[SovereignStatesman]

@MrLunitunz

Yeah, some audiences will laugh at any joke a celebrity tells; and when Larry David left the show when to SHIT, so that shows which cylinder wasn't firing.

You clearly have no sense of humor anyway, as your initial comment proves where the joke flew right over your flat little head.

[MrLunitunz]

@SovereignStatesman It didn't fly over my head, it just wasn't funny.

And Jerry managed to keep the show going and keep it a strong show even when Larry David left. Seinfeld finished its run #1 in the Nielsen ratings, no small feat given that Seinfeld had stiff competition in those days with Friends and Frasier and all storts of other sitcoms that were just as popular.

[SovereignStatesman]

@MrLunitunz

No, if flew over your head, as proved by your stupid question.

And Seinfeld only led the Nielsen ratings in its sixth and ninth seasons, which were the last 2 years that Larry David was there as a writer. Likewise, Friends sucked ass, and Frasier was a spin-off.

You don't know shit about comedy if you think seasons 7-8 were anything more than crap.

[MrLunitunz]

@SovereignStatesman Clearly YOU don't know shit. Larry David left AFTER season 7. 8 and 9 were Jerry Seinfeld's baby, Larry only wrote the Finale, with Jerry. Seinfeld was in the top 3 in the ratings since its Fifth season. The quality or nature of Friends and Frasier is irrelevant, the point is they were both popular.

What it all comes down to is, you're trolling.

Plus I didn't ask you a question, so you fail again.

[kalai131]

@MrLunitunz exactly, she wouldn't date him in the first place, that's how fucking guys arenot girls, girls are a lot different than guys in mentality and what they want which is also why guys on youtube fucking pout and whine all the time, women are not violent blood drenched psychos like guys who started with KKK and ARyan Nation, just about every person involved in a lynching was a guy, sorry hater that's to Sovereignstatesman of course, but women are not racist, that's why she dated seinfeld.

[MrLunitunz]

@kalai131 It's not a man/woman thing. Women can certainly be racists. It's like I said, this particular woman probably knew Jerry was jewish, she went out with George in the episode, they're two Jewish men. Logically if she were a racist, why would she go out with them?

[thefatman69dude]

lol a fucking cashier.....is turning down a comedian.....ide have more respect for her if she was a stripper 

[SovereignStatesman]

@thefatman69dude

You respect a stripper more than a cashier?

You're weird LOL

[pinkstrawberrypig]

Jeeeeery....I don't know sometiiiiiiiimes xD

[andmaketherain]

I've had dates end like this metaphorically...

[hautxtalons]

I have to watch this on low volume right now and for a sec, I thought she said "your leg", "it's too much fluff". LOL guess it could have worked both ways

[mnypwrrspkt]

cunt

[bettyfelon1]

The funniest thing about this is Jerry desperately trying to change her mind. He's most upset that she doesn't think his act is any good. An artist obsessed.

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

Blanche?

[GoldenGhost42]

I thought he was gonna say "You're a hooker!!" LOL

[jaredleesix]

I was a little kid when I saw this and I remember even then bursting out laughing hard at the "You're a cashier." line.

[Dorak13band]

@jaredleesix same here dude :)

[xThatFrenchGuyx]

I thought she was a transvestite. 

[OasisFallingDown]

@xThatFrenchGuyx

You're French. Therefore you are gay. So shut up.

[xThatFrenchGuyx]

@OasisFallingDown Actually I'm Australian, nice fail.

[NORTHERNKONFLIKT]

@xThatFrenchGuyx what's an australian? never heard of em before...

[ShaithMaster]

@NORTHERNKONFLIKT Oh Austrailians? they're gay too, you got it right.

[numberman52]

@xThatFrenchGuyx dirty french abbo

[EmotionalVirtuosity]

Please what´s the name of thes beauty woman

[athenasatanjesus]

How did this Actress never make it? She's a good actor,beautifull,and has range,(her personality makes her seem like a completely different person in the other episode she's in.)

[mykhbh]

you call this comedy ??

[KenjiMancini]

@mykhbh Yeah, its hilarious D:

[krebsfreakshow]

I remember seing this and wishing i could rewind the TV at that very moment.

[MrSkorpio66]

She's hot. Who is she???

[stephenjoy]

the one person who disliked this is a cashier

[sanbi221]

@stephenjoy And Jerry for having to relive the memory of this break up.

[Bisbeatle]

Ah!!!!! It annoys me! She's sooo hot, yet has such an unattractive voice! Lol.

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@Bisbeatle what are you talkin about? her voice is nice

[dander337]

Jerry's "apartment" is actually in Los Angeles, on S. New Hampshire Ave. Near Vermont and 8th.

[edDDBoiE]

xDDD I saw this a million times, but it's still funny. Seinfeld, I don't know how you guys do it <33

[ilikevines]

YOU'RE A CASHIER! YES take that all you dumb bitches

[HotBroodish]

@ilikevines in a twisted way it makes sense though.. his job is a deeper reflection of his personality. His sense of humor comes out in what he does, and it's a valid reason to judge someone. Her job has little to do with who she is, it's just a menial job for money.

[AnotherSchmoe]

@HotBroodish

Lol, that is true actually.

[calalilygirl]

@HotBroodish Great point.

[BabyFawnLegs]

@ilikevines Grow up.

[TittyTittyBangBangXX]

UR A CASHIER!!!!!!

[rjp203]

"I HEARD the material."

[sidnomis1]

Every line is one of the BEST Seinfeld lines EVER! :)

[LiesAPlane]

Jerry should've just kicked her out of the car after owning her with the "cashier" line. At least he would've went out with some dignity instead of being reduced to begging. He was right anyway, she has no right to talk!

[wowPenguinfeet]

this woman also plays the waitress at monks in "the soup" episode.

[ShaithMaster]

@wowPenguinfeet ur right.. the one with george and the walking date

[venusblew]

Is it just me or is this particular scene the best Jerry has looked in the the series?

[crackles36]

I have other stuff you should come see me on the weekend!!

[zipthehip25]

my fav was no soup for you

[WirelessHotShot]

??? That was really bad.

[j19527]

She is so hot-like cat woman those cat eyes

[Fersomling]

I love that Southern accent. Sounds authentic.

[MarcIzKool23]

Jeeeerrryyy, I dont know sometimes.......

[gregliples]

Damnn, pwned by a cashier

[PeterHBne1]

I do love how Jerry always took the piss out of his own comedy style constantly. Sign of a great human being.

[tmoney4479]

i remember this funny shit

[souriezmoimilord]

LOOOOOOOLLL this is one of my favourite Seinfeld moments !!! i loved how he would always date the oddest girls :D

[buhlar]

nice fuckin hill billy accent bitch

[FutureNewsAnchor]

Why don't you shower up and we'll get some burgers and catch a movie.

[pinkfloyd8973]

is that a southern accent?

[Elfinesmom]

@pinkfloyd8973 It's supposed to be *rolls eyes*. If she's from down here she's exaggerating the hell out of it for Hollywood. We are not impressed,

[SavoyTruffle78]

@Elfinesmom:

You're retarded. Southerners don't understand "Seinfeld" at all. You morons shouldn't even be allowed to watch this genius show.

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@SavoyTruffle78 im from the South west...Awriyt Me Babber?

Dont worry i dont talk like that but they do..

only reason i dont get it is because i dont have speakers lol!

[haroldbroyles]

@SavoyTruffle78 YOU'RE RETARDED, BITCH

[M1GARRAND1]

@SavoyTruffle78 Seinfeld didn't have such high ratings because Jewish New Yorkers watched it. Most of my friends here in Nashville have all nine seasons of this. And for the record, that is a fake accent she is attempting. We were just voted the 4th smartest city in th US. Before judging, maybe you should travel outside of fly-over country.

[SavoyTruffle78]

@M1GARRAND1:

Flyover country?? ROTFL!! I grew up and still live in NYC, you idiot. The entire country wants to visit here. LMFAO, flyover country my ass. Who the hell wants to come to Nashville?? Hahahahahaaa.....

[M1GARRAND1]

@SavoyTruffle78 New York is a sewer. Ask anyone who lives there. Give me one good reason why anyone would want to live in NYC. High taxes, high crime, rude people, and shitty housing for the money.

[mjax1111]

@SavoyTruffle78 I'd rather visit New York than Nashville. I'd rather live in Nashville than New York.

[senor47]

@mjax1111 Well said. In my opinion, and this is just my opinion, NYC seems like a fun city. Maybe for someone in their teens and twenties.

[senor47]

@SavoyTruffle78 I am from Houston, TX and I love this show. And yes Seinfeld is indeed a genius.

[lost2fairyfate]

YOUR A CASHIER!

LMAO

[yashumbala]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaa­a!

[yashumbala]

"it just didn't MAKE IT for me-it's just SO much fluff!"

[yashumbala]

Well,he DOES have OTHER STUFF, and,

she should comeandseehimontheweekend:)

[jazzyroxhardcore]

one of my favourite scenes. YOU'RE A CASHIER! thanks!

[metalfan8806]

no problem

[BLACKSTARSHABACH]

@jazzyroxhardcore hahahahaaaaa, yeah that was funny

[warlocks4life]

Thanks for posting. My favorite scene!

[metalfan8806]

classic.

[cindyshealed]

She talks like Elvis, dingy bat.

[1FaithHopeandLove]

Yes she does - and,IS. She just "can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do!"