Chuck Norris destroyed his periodic table when he was younger. That's because the only element that Chuck Norris believes in, is the element of surprise.
Icon54 can suck my big black dick because he is a stupid motherfucker who eats his own diarrhea. I would burn the idiot alive if I could find him, but he's too small and insignificant to waste my time on.
somebody should start "only chuck norris can do" clips
meettheturc 5 months ago
HAHAHA YOU FANBOYS ¬¬ ............ MAYBE YOU DIDN¨T KNOW .... BUT .... THIS IS A FUCKING TV SHOW .....
HE JUST CAN´T DO THAT IN THE REAL WORLD
espectroakatsuki13 1 year ago
Jesus can walk on water, chuck norries can swim on land.....
and go throw windshields
TheDoodlerR 1 year ago
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!:D
Bredou7 2 years ago
Chuck Norris destroyed his periodic table when he was younger. That's because the only element that Chuck Norris believes in, is the element of surprise.
tb516 3 years ago
When god said "let there be light", chuck norris said "say please"
ReubenNinja 4 years ago
some people eat thier meat cooked, some people eat their meat raw, but chuck norris eats his meat LIVE
oh yeah, if you see a chuck norris in the road, jump out of your car and pray to him
iamsmert123 4 years ago
he coudnt find his car keys
jah93 4 years ago
This is how he is getting in a car.
RTG2000 4 years ago
Heres another over-used joke:
Chuck Norris once had an erection,there were no survivors...
zer0vel0city 4 years ago
Please, which episode is this?
Kentaky83 4 years ago
the best one, lol i fucking love this clip
elmarco1984 2 years ago
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a dollar and turned it into four quarters!
blackattackchump 4 years ago
blackattackchump once stole a chuck norris joke from a website, that everyone has heard before, and thought he was the funniest man alive.
icon54 4 years ago
Icon54 can suck my big black dick because he is a stupid motherfucker who eats his own diarrhea. I would burn the idiot alive if I could find him, but he's too small and insignificant to waste my time on.
blackattackchump 4 years ago
your funny, lets be bffls!
icon54 4 years ago