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  • Hetalia fans like myself love this guy, thanks to his "World Were a Nightclub" sketch.

  • Just saw Bret in Providence RI,  laughed my ass off,

    Thanks Corey for the tickets.

    love ya

  • My family went there because it was new... never went back. Was it just me or was the lighting too fucking dark? I could barely see my vinegar doused caesar salad. Yes, I require to see my food in order to eat it.

  • my dad never played catch with me. CUZ YOUR A LITTLE BITCH THAT'S WHY haha

  • I have cheated on a food test. Damn it.

  • @sichuevos haha me too

  • he should live in my generation

  • bitch, i'll stab you in the neck

  • dude really is genuinly funny... im surprised more people dont even kno bout him... thumbs up if u want bret ernst to make it big!..... MAAAAN FUCK TONY

    

  • @Arkanni

    coming from a medical background i say you sir are wrong

  • he's hot

  • "right now everybody just spit on each other" LOL

  • Bret's the kinda comedian i look at and say, nope hes not gonna be my kinda comedian....then after one joke i realize hes a genius and im hooked.

  • I fuckin hate that pot logic. There are economical, agricultural, and health reasons for why weed should be illegal.

  • @redshieldshatterer weird....I thought we had "medical marijuana" and that has to do with health

  • @XShad0wF1ashX Medical marijuana is ok in my opinion. I'm talking about recreational use

  • @redshieldshatterer Oh. For me, it should be legal. I don't do it, I just think it's stupid that cigarettes are legal and pot isn't. the country could use the money.

  • @XShad0wF1ashX But the marijuana companies could do the same thing to weed that the tobacco companies did to cigarettes to make them more addictive. Also if it becomes legalized, then farmland will be used to grow thos plants instead of food. My theory on cigarettes is that they are addictive like cocaine and meth, but they don't cause the downfall of a community like cocaine and meth have done. So, they are legal.

  • @redshieldshatterer True but with that logic, religion should be illegal too. Religion as a whole has done more damage to people and countries than drugs have.

  • @XShad0wF1ashX

    all substance should be illegal

  • Loved that rant LOL so true...but we don't like to admit it :$

  • ... First time I've watched this guy, I love it! I'm surrounded by rich girls and stupid boys who act all bad but are pansies who hide behind their words. If I get mouthed off at or have hands laid on me, I'm one of the few people I know who won't run and will stand up for my self, screw school, screw the "self defense" laws. I'll beat you, you hit me first!

  • you can't punch people now a days because you get arrested for it. I use to go around fighting everyone until I started getting arrested for it and put on probation.

    it's not the people that are making things change it's the government changing the people think about it. it sucks but unless it's changed thats how it's going to be

  • ill stab u in the neck

  • who ever clicked dislike...their dad prob didnt play catch with them....

  • By the way if you smoke weed have fun with it but stop trying to convince everyone it's good for you shut the fuck up and smoke it!

  • Man.. He's right..

    Our generations, let me re-phrase that, my generations are spoils..

    When somebody punch you in the street, what you gonna do?? Sue him?! Fuck, punch him back..!!

    At least, that's what I've been living, for the last 10 years of my live..

    If you're innocent, and then you got punch in your face by some stranger, punch him back.. It's not violence, it's self-defense.. Let boys will be boys, don't act like a sissy little bitch..

  • If I met him, I'd like to punch him in the face for his jokes on therapy. I used to like him but lost all respect after his comments on the subject. "If you weren't born in the depression, you're not allowed to have it"

    Are you fucking serious!! I had to watch my mom be depress for 10 fuckin' years before she was able to afford treatment and you know what, I can see how it has immensely helped her. My sister was manically depressed all throughout high school. Bert, FUCK YOU.

  • @DaRkLyDrEamiNg000 He was talking about GROWN MEN.....just saying

  • @DaRkLyDrEamiNg000 Quit being a pussy! Depression is for bitches, BITCH!

  • @DaRkLyDrEamiNg000 people in highschool shouldnt even be depressed. fucking deal with it. unless your being abused at your hosue or something like that you ahve no reason to be depressed. and dont give me that excuse that she was teased cuz of her wait. if she was teased cuz of that and she didnt like it all she had to do was put down the donut and go running. so fuck you. and deal with shit.

  • tristan kahika funniest dude on the planet

  • The girl's laugh at 1:30 is so fucking hot.

  • @n3rdbear If you got turned on by some girl's semi audible background laugh and then felt the need to post that you did, there's a 99.9 % probability you're a virgin. No, scratch that, I know you are.

  • Fuck, he's crazy hot; didn't catch a word he was saying :p

  • hte uranium bit! HAHA!!!

  • ...fuck, what do ya mean absolut? we gettin GOOSE! looooooooooooooool and the gesture to it. OH LOL!

  • Bitch its a SALAD!

  • ha, hes datin my sister..

    wait till u get to know him, he's crazy!

  • dam your sister must have phenomenal TITS!!!!

  • umm no she doesnt actually. shes a model and doin movies, shes always at the comedy store so thats how they met..lol

  • yeah an my dick makes whistlin sounds when u suck it

  • @guido6872 did keith tell you that...

  • @hboyer2 was he really dating ur sister or were u just fucking

  • hes so freaken funny

  • fuck absolute were getting goose haha so true so funny

  • at my age my grandfather had a business, a family, came back from a war. I just bought guitar hero.

  • this guy is so freakin' awesome! hahaha ...i just bought guitar hero...lol!

  • i think im going to use the uranium line when some idiot at my school defends pot.

  • Hope his carreer sky rockets as he's one of the most funniest comedians I've ever seen.

  • Ernst's strongest attribute is his physical comedy (the techno routine, and especially the roller-skating rink bit). If he crafted more of that shit into his act, he'd be unstoppable. That roller-skating routine could make me laugh at a goddamn funeral.

  • Belle you couldn't be more right. Bret is too funny not to get noticed.

  • Ernst should be 1000 times bigger than he is by now. He's the one guy I hope really catches fire. He deserves it.

  • @BelleFourche lol i took "catches fire" the wrong way haha

  • @BelleFourche its true. he has the carisma, character and looks for it. very good guy.

  • Dude this mother fucker is hilarious

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