Breast Feeding

[letho1997]

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[kitkat123340]

I'm not listining to you Bich

[ItEzoOlEsYaTv]

lmfao just wow

[Gangster89x]

god damn... you must have no life... -.-''

[Zarbod]

@Gangster89x That's true. So what's your point?

[Gangster89x]

@Zarbod I have no... why do not you do a video with your voice? and best stay where you then see? that's just cowardly !!

[Zarbod]

@Gangster89x I do use my own voice sometimes. You probably need to watch more of my films.

[annacakes79]

Right-on Zarbod! Breast is best! lol @ your braces bothering your mother!

[Zarbod]

@annacakes79 Thank you :)

[IIISoulxReaverIII]

i'm not kidding when i say i'll fucking kill your mother =)

[Zarbod]

@IIISoulxReaverIII Do you really think it wise to threaten me with violent crime, in public, in writing?  Good luck with that.

[ZDude5]

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[kibuso]

I want to suck a tiity

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, I was recently informed that Earth Women are now replacing one of the milk dispensers with a tea dispenser.. Frio, First Science Officer.

[valleycomanche]

YOU MUST HAVE NO LIFE

[allpurerandomstyle]

Oh gosh! what the hell did i just watch!!!

[loginwin]

n'importe quoi

[Thirty3rty]

What the heck is this? :D

[johnny07652]

Zarbod is stupid and gay. It has a little to do with his ugly alien look, but it has a LOT to do with his faggy british accent. I'm sure he takes Space dick up his alien bunghole on a daily basis.

I would like to put Zapod in a burlap sack and then beat him with a baseball bat till he's crippled, and then throw the sack in the middle of the street and run him over with my car, and then back over him, and repeat that several times. He's a fucking asshole. I wish death upon him.

[Zarbod]

Interesting. I see your mind went straight to homosexuality. Why do you think you think of gay sex so quickly? What's that all about? Sounds like someone has some issues to work through. I hope you can figure it all out. I'm not saying you're obviously a repressed homosexual--I just think it's odd that you gave so much thought to anal sex and then shared your feelings so publicly.

In the future I'll try to make my videos as good as your's though that would be tough since you have none.

[johnny07652]

Of course my mind went straight to homosexuality, it usually does when I see a homosexual, like you, Zarpod, you asshole. I would love to put you in a burlap sack and throw you in the road and run you over, and then back up on your head, and do this several times till you're pulverized into a messy burlap bag of guts.

And I'd rather you make NO videos than the stupid, shitty ones you make.

Now run off with your space alien dildo and go F yourself. :)

[cooler318]

now why r u talking avout him like that what did he or she ever do to u sooooo all of u who gonna be a ass u can take that somewhere else so all yall who is like that u all are super gay so dont talk about ppl that way. p.s. dont be a ass

[risquexp0sur3]

freaking GAY!!

[Zarbod]

Oh no! That's the worst kind of gay.

[MalubaySyecado]

How stupid does a woman have to be not to know how to breast feed? Women have been doing this naturally throughout time.

[Zarbod]

I've had the same thought. Apparently it can be troublesome sometimes but I suspect most women and babies can figure it out without a book.

[theflamingbunnies44]

u fucking suck

[Zarbod]

Oh no! That's the worst kind of sucking. Ironically, this whole video is about about sucking. So your slam is actually apropo.

[rangergirl333]

what in the hell was the?

[BeccaxYates]

wtf?

[themisisalive]

creepy much????

[Zarbod]

I hope so.  That's kinda my thing.

[sweetdeathgiver]

what does this have to do with breast feeding videos?? which are educational...

[Zarbod]

They're similar but mine are funnier. Glad you liked it!

[CBsgirl001]

??????????/

[deepseeing]

shit!!!!!

[Zarbod]

If you're having that problem then you may be sucking from the wrong port. Aim higher!

[70sMiLA]

Hey Zarbod, are you dating anyone rite now?

[Zarbod]

I'm not. Can you believe it!

[drewbone1]

Hey zorbod, I"m still sucking on nipple I started doing that 38 years ago when I was a infant what's wrong with me/

[Zarbod]

That's perfectly normal. Better stop by 40 though. You don't want to be clingy.

[drewbone1]

oh boy I better get some therapy then, becuase I"m on a roll that I doubt that I"ll be able to stop.When I start sucking on any ole nip

[Zarbod]

You don't need therapy. You just need a breast pump and stock up!

[mightezezima]

wow lol.. sad

[Zarbod]

Thanks.

[SixthTreeAtNoon]

wow your very well educated on human culture

for an alien.

[Zarbod]

Well I try to be of service to all people. Of course, one day I will blow up your planet, but until then I'll try to be a mostly agreeable chap.

[bobburnstein]

i need a massage

[Zarbod]

I'll be right over.

[Zarbod]

We'll see.

[Zarbod]

Thanks.

[Zarbod]

I don't know.  I have pretty high standards.

[AskBlackie]

WTF?

[Zarbod]

Which word are you having trouble with?

[mia0899cs]

Great vid! The baby looks quite similar to you in utero.

[Zarbod]

Thanks.  The fellow made his debut last Thursday! Everybody's doing well and is happy.

[LuvableBaka]

Creepy. Really.

[wolfen150]

....

[jakemiller5000]

Fucking alien perverts!

[jasik00]

....

[Zarbod]

Good point.

[mitchellt2007]

tht was shit ...lmao

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. The Asian markets are tanking again. I quess that means the stock market could fall even farther today. We soon won't own any of our stock. ZarStar Industries will be bought out by China for a Yen. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

Sounds good to me. I'll be glad to dump the dollars.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select. Dump them my way. Thanks. Frio, First Science Officer.

[yeahgirlpartypoopoo]

wierdo

[Zarbod]

Weirder than you know.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select, I shall need psychological treatment because of watching this video. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

I'd say you were already in need.

[frio109]

Zarbod, the Select. You always put that down on my service review record. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

That's cause I use mine as a template.

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, Well that would speed up the process. Frio, First Science Officer. Breast, Breast........two of them.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[Zarbod]

MIKMA!!!

[irontoad123]

In many countries the women who brest feed are paid by the government. Thats how important it is.

I thought you might reveal the wonders of zreo-g breast feeding soon. Maybe the diaper-wearing-murdering-woman­-astronaut has some tips about this.

Mama Zarbod is being mentioned a lot lately in your vids. Is there some conflict here?

[Zarbod]

Are you implying that I have Mother issues? That's crazy talk.

You know crazy astronaut lady didn't even lose her job!

[irontoad123]

really

i thought she killed someone

or kidnaped them

is this the sort of woman we aliens want in our space lanes and UFO parking stopps?

something must be done!

[frio109]

Zarbod the Select, Number 1 Alien Fantasy is to breast feed. Frio, First Science Officer.

[Zarbod]

What would you like to feed?

[Zarbod]

You sick little monkey.

[distorteddogma]

Ah, kids. They are very little trouble at that age.

Be Well.

[Zarbod]

What age? 0-22? That's my theory.

[bwings]

very cute, did they get a uc done or just the ultrasound? Don't know if you have it way out there but here in canada for a certain amount of cash you can get yellow pictures that are more 3-d than an ultrasound.

[Zarbod]

Yeah, it was just an ultrasound. I've seen the 3D version, though I've heard it called "4D". Perhaps they have limitations under European socialist healthcare. I kinda wonder if the new ultrasound technology will change our persception of prenatal development.

[bwings]

this is a thought. Definitely puts things into perspective. Congratulations again btw.

[Zarbod]

Thanks I'm very excited.

[FISHGAL69]

Congrats!

[Zarbod]

Thanks. I'm so excited!

[theDave1956]

Congratulations to Uncle Zarbod!

[Zarbod]

Thanks Dave. Pretty excited.

[YouWish8]

How can nicole richie breast feed when she is breastless ? or is thta a mystery of life

i have 3 nephyews and 1 neice , im catching up to you !

[Zarbod]

They're amazing. Plus, you can leave at the end of the day.

[Unenthusiasticly]

ooo Tell me :O

[proverbialpinkteddy]

Yeah..but if it were that bibgirl from ur other video u could still be breastfeeding! lol

peace...

[GregGallows]

congrats zarbod!!

[qiranger]

congrats!

[ddlsr]

Grats on the new nephew, Z. I assume this means you have siblings, though. Why don't you ever talk about them? Is it because you're embarrassed because they're taller and smarter than you? Or just that your mother likes them better because they provide her with grandkids?

[Zarbod]

Not at all. She has other reasons to hate me.

[biblegirl7]

You still have your umbilical cord?

[ddlsr]

Maybe it's an alien thing.

[Zarbod]

In the freezer! It's the one Tom Cruise said he was going to bit through.

[LucyShy]

K, *sputtersputter* seriously-choke- I JUST took a big mouthful of Lucky Charms when the soundtrack came on to this video;

BAHHHH HAHA HAha HA ahha ahAHA..

*cough-sputter*

Please don't do anything that fuckin funny again!

;D

[Zarbod]

Sorry about that Lucy. Seemed to work better than Nirvana's "Milk It" or Garbage's "Milk".

[rockyxx]

Congratulations on being an Uncle again...and I certainly see the resemblance...it's the large cranium, right?

[Zarbod]

Yes, that's what I meant. Apparently everyone's mind is in the gutter again. Losers.

[Rowdyeh]

Do female Aliens even have breasts? And if their mamary's that small does that go across the species where everything's a nub? Does that mean you've subscribed to enlargement therapy? LOL!

[Zarbod]

WEll, with my limited social life I've not really ben able to verify anything in my life so far.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Zarbod.

Like you,I was breast fed.Sliced and sauteed was my favorite. Dr Lechter always did a splendid job,feeding me teats.

[rockyxx]

God bless, Hannibal...he's so kind to children.

[Zarbod]

"it puts the lotion on its skin, or..."

[Blargaldalien]

It gets no tit again.

[proverbialpinkteddy]

Which brought me to my next point...Zarbod which female do you think makes the best milkshakes?! lmao

peace..

[Zarbod]

I think Betty and McDonalds is pretty good at it but Susie at Jack In The Box is the Dairy Queen!

[proverbialpinkteddy]

LOL!...this one was pretty good! but maybe in a twisted alien sort of way..lol

peace..

[DameEdithDivine]

Zarbod, don't tell me you have an umbilical cord growing out of you naval! Will wonders never cease?!

[Zarbod]

No. Actually some viewers said I may have misunderstood what was going on. Wouldn't be the first time.

[Addue]

oh dear...where to start with this one, Zarbod. rofl

Maybe I'll just leave it alone.

PS: that was the umbilical cord

[biblegirl7]

Perhaps he's not as bright as he would to have us believe.

[Zarbod]

That's a safe bet.

[Zarbod]

Really? My own fetal memories are a little hazy. I better read up on that.

[bubbleteamaylee]

your videos have been rather naughty lately...

[Zarbod]

Yeah sorry about that. I'll get back to the election soon. But RiddleSpider told me that I wasn't offensive enough in my last video. And my video to Krash2012 verged on being sappy and inspirational. Anyway, my mother actually does think that joke about the braces is pretty funny. Maybe I should go meditate a little and search my soul a little.

[bubbleteamaylee]

the election is sort of naughty too. well, it's perverse anyway...

[Zarbod]

Well, it hasn't started to get nasty yet. Just wait until left and right start fighting. I'm not sure one of the parties even has a chance this time but you never know until the election actually happens. Tuesday I thought Clinton would have done much better. I also thought Romney was going to crush Huckabee but Romney did terribly. In a earlier race they thought Hillary was up by 5% but she lost by 9%. Makes me wonder what the pollsters have been smoking.