DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WIL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST PSSIBLE BY THE LOVE OF YOU YOUR LIFE TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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Don't be like Pat.
lyricspeople1234 9 hours ago
1:09 LOL
xboxdude456 1 day ago
I love how in the entire video Amir fully believes he is making carpets
dier108 3 days ago in playlist Season 1
this is my favourite jake and amir.
3pt1415926535 5 days ago
Anyone else genuinely scared seeing amir around power tools?
OnlyBlix 6 days ago 3
Years since this has been released and I just saw it. :)
robojason88 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
WILL YOU STOP LIKING THE SAME TWO COMMENTS?
skylouis2 1 week ago 4
First Jake and Amir I ever saw <3
WoodyTheWoodrow 1 week ago
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TheCandleBurns 1 week ago
the cosbey has to poop eventually! tha t was a jello pudding snack!
mcdonaldsman7 1 week ago
Funniest one
aryattack 2 weeks ago
Luv da Hatt amirr
MrNomekop32 2 weeks ago
hahahahhahaha
animepro100 2 weeks ago
My first thought when I saw this video: "Amir surrounded by dangerous tools..that's safe."
gunjank 3 weeks ago 4
I clicked on this video knowing Amir was going to bleed.
MisterDoucheBag1 4 weeks ago 52
Hahah "can you build me a ladder super quick?" Haha I was like crying by then! This is the funniest video they've made I think! HAHAHA
EMILYROXURSOXOFF5140 1 month ago
no intro no view lol
titfucker1990 1 month ago
Me in shop class last year
benbbxc 1 month ago
I have that exact same hat! And not even the same style, the exact same North Face hat.
23trink 1 month ago
Did he say "We're going to learn some carpenter today"
JackLewisB 1 month ago
I'm too strong... lol
dorayouki 1 month ago 2
"It's next to my three-piece dresser drawer."
I fucking lost it.
jazon345 1 month ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
wheres pat? i wanna try and saw his arm off like "jhhsh"
NFLAXBRO 1 month ago
TOP COMMENT FILLER
futbala2597 1 month ago
@futbala2597 not really
kannaboom24 1 month ago
is the game called dude..stop douching i am trying to hit you
rajilia24 1 month ago
@rajilia24 You mean ducking... right?
TheThreeHeadedDragon 1 month ago
@rajilia24 He also said that the game was called "Doom."
TheThreeHeadedDragon 1 month ago
i want to split a soda with amir :D
butterscotch1942 1 month ago
Did not even see the ladder in the background. I'm slow today
FishDontBlinq 1 month ago
Can you build me a ladder super quick? LMAO
drumArthur 1 month ago
WHO SAW THE LADDER BEHIND AMIR????
hifeyracer 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 3
BUILD ME A FUCKING LADDER AND HELP ME GET DOWN!!!
vIBULL3TIv 1 month ago
I Cant stop watching!
theravinglunatic470 1 month ago
the good old days T~T
MrXdomination 1 month ago
Stop ducking im trying to hit you lol
jmoney1243ps3 1 month ago
the bloody hand print on the wood made me LMAO! =D
KO9958 1 month ago
WILL YOU STOP LIKING TWO COMMENTS THAT ARE SIMILAR TO EACH OTHER?
joshua0327980 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 2
This was back when Amir was being a dumbass to be a dick, not he's just a dumbass.
MsJanet1993 1 month ago
i pooped and water splashed up my ass again@@@@!@! its pissing me off and its cold =(
TheOldpeep89 1 month ago 4
@TheOldpeep89 cool story brah
WolfDemon1314 1 month ago
@TheOldpeep89 hahahahaha love it!!!
smiwytube 1 month ago
I want a ladder.
PyroLive 1 month ago
Wanna split a soda and body come on i got the saw on and every thing
WolfN931 1 month ago
always loved the rough continuity in Jake and Amir, this is a prime example
JMcKaySV 1 month ago
amir was only like 3 feet above the ground, he didnt need a ladder
parisraccon 1 month ago
the two top comments need the caps un-lock button
DeZeRtEaGl101 1 month ago
0:36 guy on the right just couldn't hold his laugh back anymore xD
FinalFantasyLover14 1 month ago
yer seriously guys! stop liking the same two comments
OFrazzle 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@TheKudosGiver wow didnt know the video had subtittles
zvertigoz444 1 month ago
1:33 ..no need to build one.... (:
itstheleoshow 1 month ago
Lol
robohalo200 1 month ago
adding this to: reasons why i love amir
thepurplekoalabear 1 month ago
lol the two top comments are in all caps :)
DualWieldClaymores 1 month ago
No Intro?
fbiseyal 1 month ago in playlist Jake and amir: rapping
The awkward moment when *ingnores both top comments* .
yup :D
MistaTurdburgerz 1 month ago
wtf same top comments yaoming.jpeg
hashmonkey333 1 month ago
Ive seen this 2314342 times
MatMcB 1 month ago
Did anyone else notice that Pat had no lines he was just there?
shoot4thestars1000 1 month ago
i hate when the two top comments are the same thing
TheHaloking996 1 month ago
"does anyone wanna split a soda with me?"
FeatherPosing 1 month ago
no intro?
anotherhappyasianboy 1 month ago
Oh yeah that's gotta be a 2 foot drop, so yeah we'll just build you a ladder.
gelatojoe 1 month ago
Watching this in 2012
BebopVox 1 month ago 2
Same top comment. FUCK!!
kiki123kirby 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
WILL YOU JUST BUILD ME A FUCKING LADDER TO HELP ME GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
pandora3579 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 2
WILL YOU STOP LIKING THE SAME TWO COMMENTS?
55assassin55 1 month ago 132
@55assassin55 lol, they thumb up your comment XD Do you think they'll thumb up mine?
venato75 1 week ago
WILL YOU STOP DUCKING?! I'M TRYING TO HIT YOU!
stm013 2 months ago
holy shit i flinched so badly through this looool
PURCorp 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Lmfao I was cryin laughin too hard... :D
Amir,, poor guy I feel srry for him
SZVale 2 months ago
i dont think amir would be a good carpenter
Awaveboarder 2 months ago
I honestly feel if Amir tried to take woodshop by himself... he might actually, no probably get killed...
42animefreak 2 months ago
Amir's hat. xD
dunebuggy4000 2 months ago
The blood speard
akohagg 2 months ago
Well that's what separates you from me
NUFC1432 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
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NegitivexMarshmellow 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@NegitivexMarshmellow Yes it's called blood pools and his hand was their leaving a whole hand mark.
cjhurst1001 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
amir sounded like michael fox at the very end .. :\
Itsnotreallyrelivant 2 months ago
anyone wanna split a soda with me?
MitchellDeneau 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
mmm chocolate fondue fountain, hmm strawberry, mmhmhmhn mhdnmmnnn, one for the road
brettathias 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Whenever I watch Jake & Amir, I wonder if Amir is like that in real life. I hope so.
SamiiLovesYourMom 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
will you stop ducking im trying to hit you :D
Lott74 2 months ago 3
HUH
GTSampsn 2 months ago
This is one of my fav Jake and Amir's!
volleybal0325 2 months ago
"Will you stop ducking! Im trying to hit you!"
Best line
MartinTours93 2 months ago 87
Has anyone read the description? haha
katvogel98 2 months ago
my favourite episode
ScrollerRoller 2 months ago
Only Amir can trace his hand with a drill.
HELPTHEPICKLEISALIVE 2 months ago
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luisalex81 2 months ago
awwwwwwwwww how far they have come
eyebrowsQ8 2 months ago
Definitely one of the best. I wish they'd shown Amir "splitting" that soda though.
ancilodon 2 months ago
Haha, n00b meets Amir.
TheTwistedDiamond 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
This is so the best one I've seen so far.... Lol
MissMoeWheeler 2 months ago
funny stuff
johnnye263 2 months ago
thumbs up if your watching this in 2011
Sampson673 2 months ago
@Sampson673 thumbs up if sampson is a fag
MarcusVel13 2 months ago
favorite one yet. ;)
Runescapeweedhead 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Will u build me a fucking ladder so I can get down
MAGNAHEAD35 3 months ago
0:25 0:26 they are all not trying to laugh :) !
itsmebree100 3 months ago
When i saw his feet i thought he hung himself
CrazyStuntmen8000 3 months ago
Does anyone want to split a soda with me?
FuckMyLife66666 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
PSA: build amir a fucking ladder!
AwesomeChannelTV 3 months ago
They should start with a crafting table.
mcdiddy98 3 months ago
@mcdiddy98 nie minecraft refrence yay um im pissed i never have ladders when i need them though..
BAMFxXxproductions 3 months ago
I literally watched this for the commercial
123lightingman 3 months ago
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1212thedoctor 3 months ago
The plank amir is swinging comes dangerously close too pats head the first time.
ZacRothe 3 months ago in playlist Jake and Amir
i need to see harold and kumar 3 just for amir
joethatguyfromlife 3 months ago
dont build him a carpet till he tells you houw he got up there
C0lt45 3 months ago
WILL U STOP DUCKING IM TRYING TO HIT U!!!!
mw2quickscop3z 3 months ago
ok so hurry up and BUILD ME A FUCKING LADDER AND GET ME DOWN!!!
Boost4lifeCP 3 months ago
quote
HunterAssThompson 3 months ago
okay so i've just stumbled across these and i love them :D
MissAraya92 3 months ago
Best J&A
tranmanakt 3 months ago
Pure comedy. Brilliant hahahahaha
ItSyAbOiIsSa 3 months ago
"Will you stop moving? I'm trying to hit you"!!!:)
moniczka1234567 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 3
OMG This has to be the funniest Jake and Amir ever!!!!
paulohsacktime 3 months ago
this is actually one of the best episodes
pbant25 3 months ago
How to get in the top comments on Collegehumor vids:
[insert comment about not being like Pat Cassels]
[insert comment about how Streeter should an actor]
[insert comment about how hot Jake is]
[insert comment about how Dan is funny about everything]
[insert this comment]
MrFudgeDuck 4 months ago
"WILL U STOP MOVING IM TRYING TO HIT U"lol!!!,
tyrahutcherson02 4 months ago
0:24 Don't be like Pat Cassels
smallvanable 4 months ago
Yeah...this is definitely my favourite Jake and Amir of all time.
radicalbabe 4 months ago
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BassmanCDL 4 months ago
This the best Jake and Amir
nAtSaPop 4 months ago
will you stop ducking im trying to hit you!!!
DarkKnightroolz 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 15
The first Jake and Amir i ever saw.. Oh the memories.
LostSkateTeam1 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 6
1:28 or you could just use the ladder against the wall lol.
TheRunescapeeman 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
amir + powertool= AWESOME!
TheBurningTire 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
why is pat there??
YoungKeley 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
0:59 one of the best jokes on youtube!
movieaddict92 5 months ago in playlist Jake and Amir
"WILL YOU QUIT DUCKING IM TRYING TO HIT YOU!!!" LOL FUNNY AF
atlsoulja01 5 months ago 8
I don't know how Jake does it!
DaniFlakes 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
just build me a fucking ladder and help me get down
divadla007 5 months ago
I laughed out loud so many times at this. At the ending i was legit out of breath
TwoStupidGirlsYT 5 months ago
Such rediculous videos, yet somehow very addicting to watch..
tobisinn 5 months ago
Hm... i think a stepladder would be better, actually so...
Roronoa2zoro 5 months ago
Someone please slap amir :L
streamer97 5 months ago 2
If you haven't seen Amir in 5 minutes, chances are he's getting into trouble
samisback321 5 months ago 236
@samisback321 you mean "if you havent seen amir chances are hes in trouble"?
suzake2 3 months ago
I like how much it bothers people what the top two comments are...
Arrivinglate 5 months ago
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OnAiTe 5 months ago
Make This Top so the top 2 aren't the same -_______-
Tempachur 5 months ago
@Tempachur no, nobody is going to do that, but at least you are a creative thumb whore instead of just saying "thumb me up"
Vgamer311 5 months ago
@Vgamer311 Yeah i kinda figured that I just hate it when two people do that. |:E
Tempachur 5 months ago
People gotta stop giving thumbs up to quotes from videos, and instead give thumbs up to comments that are actualy creative.
BrazillianFOsho 6 months ago
WILL YOU STOP DUCKING IM TRYING TO HIT YOU!!!
Sonesifi 6 months ago
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if your gonna have 2 top comments quoting the video, just have none.
if your gonna have 2 top comments quoting the video, just have none.
familyguy1231 6 months ago 40
i would be pretty damn scared if i was in a workshop with Amir ..
KarliifknKickback 6 months ago
I hate when the two top comments are the same...
Joniarts 6 months ago
@Joniarts WILL YOU STOP DUCKING I'M TRYING TO HIT YOU!!!
Justaddwater428 6 months ago
"YEAH! LETS MAKE SOME CARPETS!" doesnt he already have one on his head?
qnaqna321 6 months ago 193
@qnaqna321 thats a comment that should be at the top and not a spoiler
MrToddino 6 months ago
@qnaqna321 its called a hat, retard.
6c685 3 months ago
@6c685 U jealous bro?
qnaqna321 3 months ago
@6c685 it was a joke dumbass
alston53 2 months ago
Phew, good thing theyres 2 top rated comments that are exactly the same!
I couldnt understand the first one!
ThePhaksz 6 months ago
i hate when the top comments are the same
ssj2destroyer 6 months ago
I want Amir's three piece dressers drawyer, i hope Ikea got some..
FelzieX 6 months ago
Man i wish i can work for college humor
Overpopulationinfi 6 months ago
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teeds88 6 months ago
I fucking hate it when the funny parts are ruined because of the top comments.
chicargoshtyle 6 months ago 8
@chicargoshtyle i fucking hate u
eminemisthedopest 6 months ago
@eminemisthedopest do you yeah? good for you :) you stupid cunt :D
chicargoshtyle 6 months ago
only amir can make this kind of work fun
sirluckduck 6 months ago
why does amir hate pat so much?
abehammy 6 months ago
CUM
LUCKYJ3SS3 6 months ago
i hope one time in my life i have to say "could you just build me a ladder real quick"
profssrfunk 6 months ago
I hate it when people are saying they hate it when the 2 top comments are the same.
rietveen26 6 months ago
oh thank god, i didnt get the first top comment, but i understood the second one :D
lulinajim 6 months ago 5
h8 wen 2 top comments are the exact same -_-
WGAFproductionz 6 months ago
He says "Will you build me a ladder?" But at 0:50 you can see a ladder! Haha
Mcflicker123 6 months ago
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Oh I know a line to make my comment the top rated one: WILL YOU STOP DUCKING I'M TRYING TO HIT YOU!
Haha, please.
MyComicStyle 6 months ago
why do the top rated comments say the same?
mindricofox 6 months ago
Or they could just use the ladder right behind Amir :D
joethehobo5 6 months ago