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  • Don't be like Pat.

  • 1:09 LOL

  • I love how in the entire video Amir fully believes he is making carpets

  • this is my favourite jake and amir.

  • Anyone else genuinely scared seeing amir around power tools?

  • Years since this has been released and I just saw it. :)

  • WILL YOU STOP LIKING THE SAME TWO COMMENTS?

  • First Jake and Amir I ever saw <3

  • the cosbey has to poop eventually! tha t was a jello pudding snack!

  • Funniest one

  • Luv da Hatt amirr

  • hahahahhahaha

  • My first thought when I saw this video: "Amir surrounded by dangerous tools..that's safe."

  • I clicked on this video knowing Amir was going to bleed.

  • Hahah "can you build me a ladder super quick?" Haha I was like crying by then! This is the funniest video they've made I think! HAHAHA

  • no intro no view lol

  • Me in shop class last year

  • I have that exact same hat! And not even the same style, the exact same North Face hat.

  • Did he say "We're going to learn some carpenter today"

  • I'm too strong... lol

  • "It's next to my three-piece dresser drawer."

    I fucking lost it.

  • wheres pat? i wanna try and saw his arm off like "jhhsh"

  • TOP COMMENT FILLER

  • @futbala2597 not really

  • is the game called dude..stop douching i am trying to hit you

  • @rajilia24 You mean ducking... right?

  • @rajilia24 He also said that the game was called "Doom."

  • i want to split a soda with amir :D

  • Did not even see the ladder in the background. I'm slow today

  • Can you build me a ladder super quick? LMAO

  • WHO SAW THE LADDER BEHIND AMIR????

  • BUILD ME A FUCKING LADDER AND HELP ME GET DOWN!!!

  • I Cant stop watching!

  • the good old days T~T

  • Stop ducking im trying to hit you lol

  • the bloody hand print on the wood made me LMAO! =D

  • WILL YOU STOP LIKING TWO COMMENTS THAT ARE SIMILAR TO EACH OTHER?

  • This was back when Amir was being a dumbass to be a dick, not he's just a dumbass.

  • i pooped and water splashed up my ass again@@@@!@! its pissing me off and its cold =(

  • @TheOldpeep89 cool story brah

  • @TheOldpeep89 hahahahaha love it!!!

  • I want a ladder.

  • Wanna split a soda and body come on i got the saw on and every thing

  • always loved the rough continuity in Jake and Amir, this is a prime example

  • amir was only like 3 feet above the ground, he didnt need a ladder

  • the two top comments need the caps un-lock button

  • 0:36 guy on the right just couldn't hold his laugh back anymore xD

  • yer seriously guys! stop liking the same two comments

  • @TheKudosGiver wow didnt know the video had subtittles

  • 1:33 ..no need to build one.... (:

  • Lol

    

  • adding this to: reasons why i love amir

  • lol the two top comments are in all caps :)

  • No Intro?

  • The awkward moment when *ingnores both top comments* .

    yup :D

  • wtf same top comments yaoming.jpeg

  • Ive seen this 2314342 times

  • Did anyone else notice that Pat had no lines he was just there?

  • i hate when the two top comments are the same thing

  • "does anyone wanna split a soda with me?"

  • no intro?

  • Oh yeah that's gotta be a 2 foot drop, so yeah we'll just build you a ladder.

  • Watching this in 2012

  • Same top comment. FUCK!!

  • WILL YOU JUST BUILD ME A FUCKING LADDER TO HELP ME GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WILL YOU STOP LIKING THE SAME TWO COMMENTS?

  • @55assassin55 lol, they thumb up your comment XD Do you think they'll thumb up mine?

  • WILL YOU STOP DUCKING?! I'M TRYING TO HIT YOU!

  • holy shit i flinched so badly through this looool

  • Lmfao I was cryin laughin too hard... :D

    Amir,, poor guy I feel srry for him

  • i dont think amir would be a good carpenter

  • I honestly feel if Amir tried to take woodshop by himself... he might actually, no probably get killed...

  • Amir's hat. xD

    

  • The blood speard

  • Well that's what separates you from me

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  • @NegitivexMarshmellow Yes it's called blood pools and his hand was their leaving a whole hand mark.

  • amir sounded like michael fox at the very end .. :\

  • anyone wanna split a soda with me?

  • mmm chocolate fondue fountain, hmm strawberry, mmhmhmhn mhdnmmnnn, one for the road

  • Whenever I watch Jake & Amir, I wonder if Amir is like that in real life. I hope so.

  • will you stop ducking im trying to hit you :D

  • HUH

  • This is one of my fav Jake and Amir's!

  • "Will you stop ducking! Im trying to hit you!"

    Best line

  • Has anyone read the description? haha

  • my favourite episode

  • Only Amir can trace his hand with a drill.

  • awwwwwwwwww how far they have come

  • Definitely one of the best. I wish they'd shown Amir "splitting" that soda though.

  • Haha, n00b meets Amir.

  • This is so the best one I've seen so far.... Lol

  • funny stuff

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

  • @Sampson673 thumbs up if sampson is a fag

  • favorite one yet. ;)

  • Will u build me a fucking ladder so I can get down

  • 0:25 0:26 they are all not trying to laugh :) !

  • When i saw his feet i thought he hung himself

  • Does anyone want to split a soda with me?

  • PSA: build amir a fucking ladder!

  • They should start with a crafting table.

  • @mcdiddy98 nie minecraft refrence yay um im pissed i never have ladders when i need them though..

  • I literally watched this for the commercial

  • The plank amir is swinging comes dangerously close too pats head the first time.

  • i need to see harold and kumar 3 just for amir

  • dont build him a carpet till he tells you houw he got up there

  • WILL U STOP DUCKING IM TRYING TO HIT U!!!!

  • ok so hurry up and BUILD ME A FUCKING LADDER AND GET ME DOWN!!!

  • quote

  • okay so i've just stumbled across these and i love them :D

  • Best J&A

  • Pure comedy. Brilliant hahahahaha

  • "Will you stop moving? I'm trying to hit you"!!!:)

  • OMG This has to be the funniest Jake and Amir ever!!!!

  • this is actually one of the best episodes

  • How to get in the top comments on Collegehumor vids:

    [insert comment about not being like Pat Cassels]

    [insert comment about how Streeter should an actor]

    [insert comment about how hot Jake is]

    [insert comment about how Dan is funny about everything]

    [insert this comment]

  • "WILL U STOP MOVING IM TRYING TO HIT U"lol!!!,

  • 0:24 Don't be like Pat Cassels

  • Yeah...this is definitely my favourite Jake and Amir of all time.

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  • This the best Jake and Amir

  • will you stop ducking im trying to hit you!!!

  • The first Jake and Amir i ever saw.. Oh the memories.

  • 1:28 or you could just use the ladder against the wall lol.

  • amir + powertool= AWESOME!

  • why is pat there??

  • 0:59 one of the best jokes on youtube!

  • "WILL YOU QUIT DUCKING IM TRYING TO HIT YOU!!!" LOL FUNNY AF

  • I don't know how Jake does it!

  • just build me a fucking ladder and help me get down

  • I laughed out loud so many times at this. At the ending i was legit out of breath

  • Such rediculous videos, yet somehow very addicting to watch..

  • Hm... i think a stepladder would be better, actually so...

  • Someone please slap amir :L

  • If you haven't seen Amir in 5 minutes, chances are he's getting into trouble

  • @samisback321 you mean "if you havent seen amir chances are hes in trouble"?

  • I like how much it bothers people what the top two comments are...

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  • Make This Top so the top 2 aren't the same -_______-

  • @Tempachur no, nobody is going to do that, but at least you are a creative thumb whore instead of just saying "thumb me up"

  • @Vgamer311 Yeah i kinda figured that I just hate it when two people do that. |:E

  • People gotta stop giving thumbs up to quotes from videos, and instead give thumbs up to comments that are actualy creative.

  • WILL YOU STOP DUCKING IM TRYING TO HIT YOU!!!

  • i would be pretty damn scared if i was in a workshop with Amir ..

  • I hate when the two top comments are the same...

  • @Joniarts WILL YOU STOP DUCKING I'M TRYING TO HIT YOU!!!

  • "YEAH! LETS MAKE SOME CARPETS!" doesnt he already have one on his head?

  • @qnaqna321 thats a comment that should be at the top and not a spoiler

  • @qnaqna321 its called a hat, retard.

  • @6c685 U jealous bro?

  • @6c685 it was a joke dumbass

  • Phew, good thing theyres 2 top rated comments that are exactly the same!

    I couldnt understand the first one!

  • i hate when the top comments are the same

    

  • I want Amir's three piece dressers drawyer, i hope Ikea got some..

  • Man i wish i can work for college humor

  • I fucking hate it when the funny parts are ruined because of the top comments.

  • @chicargoshtyle i fucking hate u

  • @eminemisthedopest do you yeah? good for you :) you stupid cunt :D

  • only amir can make this kind of work fun

  • why does amir hate pat so much?

  • CUM

  • i hope one time in my life i have to say "could you just build me a ladder real quick"

  • I hate it when people are saying they hate it when the 2 top comments are the same.

  • oh thank god, i didnt get the first top comment, but i understood the second one :D

  • h8 wen 2 top comments are the exact same -_-

  • He says "Will you build me a ladder?" But at 0:50 you can see a ladder! Haha

  • why do the top rated comments say the same?

  • Or they could just use the ladder right behind Amir :D