Shite Scottish Girls Say

[thelucymillershow]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DIET COKE?! IRN BRU.

[TheMetallicaaaManiac]

The best thing is that this isn't far from the truth in some cases! Love this video.

[DunDeagh25]

I am Scottish, and I found this video hilarious. Honestly, though the lexicon was a wee bit off...it gave me the giggles.

[BadBoyMaxman]

"I'm feelin pure emotional, by the way!" Quality.

This could be any girl from Bo'ness...

[OffTheHeezayBoiiii]

so i telt her fuck off and the bus you rolled in on

[WatiTheChef]

What is a scottish?

[Bungogin]

You can take away my handbags, but you'll never take away... MY FREEDOM! I'll admit, I actually laughed out loud.

[scottswhiskywizard]

Not comedy and your not a comedian so what is your point?

[lunaleonheart]

aye!!!

[Kstylero7]

WHY...

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY­WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

[ATrippleThreatK]

hahaha I'm not glaswegian so I don't speak like that. but I know loads of girls who do :P

[MrGomey]

what the fuck is this????

[stefan1393]

ou raight nau. A wee beit smoller wigg woulda bein goed too

[MarkDayComedy]

@stefan1393 it's whit wuz available fur ten bucks or less on Amazon.....

[LostWithin]

after 7 days i still find this hilarious and i cant even explain it

[Gamer1Guys]

im scottish and this not wat a scottish person sounds like >:(

[MarkDayComedy]

@Gamer1Guys I'm scottish and I agree.

[cado3388]

poor.

[ShannieeDee]

not all scottish people talk like this.

[retodd68]

and i repeat what an idiot he sucks

[Icarus19911991]

Glad to see a comedy video again. 

[barrieev]

I don't know why there's not more of this on YouTube. ScotsSpeak is the best speak. American, descended from Browns and McKenzie's

[thezone1000]

That was poor funny man.

[Freshette]

"Fuck you and the bus you rolled in on!" Ha ha ha, Priceless!

[arolamorre]

@Freshette This phrase has become common parlance in my house over the last few days...

[joeanne1983]

funny .. peculiarly posh east end accent but funny aw the same :) .. we would never say 'crying' though .. greetin/bubblin lol

[RaeynaFicst]

hair flip at :28. yes.

[pinkpuppyball]

I had to pause in the middle cuz i was laughing so hard!

[runetang]

Fucking classic..

[mossandthesea]

Mark you're so cute!!

[crazybacon540]

Remember me Mark?... Thank you so much for this! You are the man!

[mickey6688]

Great stuff Mark. Good to have you back!

[Falconiac]

YAY!  Mark is back!

[bobpeters61]

You've been hanging around with circus folk too long. Now you're dressing up as a bearded lady. ;^)

[MarkDayComedy]

@bobpeters61 Indeed. Or, in scottish, a "hairy burd"

[TehBloodyBrit]

she's just a lazy shite .. totally took me off guard xD fucking lol

[WeDoGames]

This was fucking brilliant man! Pished maself :D

[averagebetty]

Forget the wig! What about that awesome robe?!?

[xcutecupcakelala]

@averagebetty AVERAGE BETTY!! I <3 <3 <3 YOUUUU!!!

[mincdynasty]

@averagebetty Betty, I <3 you. You classy broad.

[angusai]

Don't forget to rate this video five knock-off Prada handbags from Argos... Cheers!

[SamuelHorler]

Amazing!

[Tenakha]

Thank you, Mark. You are a wondrous man.

[friskedkitty]

Look at that FUCKIN' BEARD.

btw never seen you with hair.....it's different.

;p

[jaluck]

It's so great to have you doing a comic vid again. Thanks!

[marniespeaks]

ay prada on ebay is shite

[Shandy64]

it's affa caul

[JackzenScott]

lol

[downhill240]

A Tenner on Amazon?! Yew gawt tuk mon! LOL Oh, this was a funny bit!!

[fuckingchickenrape]

I said she said they said we said

[DanteSS3]

She/he or an inanimate object sounds like Him/Her or like wise is from the East End

[Gordo660]

how many out-takes? xD

[eluap]

Mark, you've GOT to get yourself into the movies, man! Too much talent!!!

[BarrowsBOY]

Just lol :D

[kylelockeYT]

aye.



[Happy0]

hahaha

[Frooglar]

Hey beautiful, wanna Skype sometime? ;)

[MisterBoneman]

and don' mind the beard. I'm on me period, eh?

d=^))

[katchison045]

That's a sexy look for you, Mark.

[Draxelzs]

That fuckin' wig, man... That fuckin' wig...!

[MarkDayComedy]

@Draxelzs Ten bucks on Amazon

[jamieisjabba]

XD this is fucken funny

[dunkace]

hahaha!!!! brilliant! quite true like. now wears ma prada :P

[noahdeer]

Why, what a beautiful lady, where did you find this angel?