Mass Effect 2 - Missing Credit Chit with Tali in group [HD]

[brendeng8]

I would Done The same thing!

[MrJplz2514]

Take a deep breath...

You're mocking -gasp- me! -gasp- Earth clan!

XD

[RegularNights]

Shepard is a bad ass mother fucker

[Webzlinger]

-We'll do all we ca-

-BAH!

-ALL we can to resolve this.

[xiShadowWolfx]

4:46 <3! xD

[FineGamerYT]

@Akisa37 If Tali was there it would be over before it started

[Akisa37]

This is how we shut up a racist C-Sec officer. Being a Spectre is great ! :3

The "you should get out of here" sounds a little like "Now go back to your mommy, before I unleash Tali on you !" XD

[TheStarcraftJACKAL]

Ever met a decent Volus? I thought not.

[SynisterMetal666]

I tried to hit my space bar to skip the dialogue I've already heard...

[Kjakings]

You top rated bastards. I will never be able to hear 'chit' again.

[jayboy427]

That Shit stayed in my pocket

[EIE3577]

Bull - Chit

[99knight]

"I felt her hand going in my pocket, when I checked my shit was gone"

[MunchyToast001]

I would use the Volus as a ball for football.

And the C-Sec guy would be personaly exiled from the airlock by me.

[rnukes]

2:56 you did make a mistake like that

[Uzachiha300]

ho...ly...shit...ive been running around like a jackass talking to everyone to find that thing and its in the second place i looked, the option to ask that didint evin show.............jesus.

[MrRandomdude42]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite paragon interrupt on the citadel

[Nizzemancer]

"Son of a..." gotta love that part...it's one of the reasons you should stay a spectre, calling yourself a former spectre just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[nwolwo]

i mean come on bioware had to have heard chit sounds alot like shit lol

[ElectromagNick]

When I did this, I wanted to say;

You think you're gonna "run in" a spectre? How 'bout I have my quarian girlfriend run you in with her shotgun? Damn stereotypical racist bastards. And a quarian's Pilgrimage is meant to show that they're willing to give of themselves to better the whole. Check the facts or I'll have Grunt feed you to the Thresher Maws. *Storms off, mumbling about police corruption and brutality and how that C-Sec reminded me of Harkin*

[NickMaloney92]

Stupid racist Volus. Your credit chit was in Marabs store. Dumbass. And the C-Sec Officer wasn't any help either >:(

[AsidikKitteh]

Those environment suits the female quarains wear. Oh the curves O///O

[HowlingWolf518]

Swap out Tali with a foreigner, and Random Volus with a yokel, and you've got the entire immigration argument right here. You'd think that a millenium-old space community would've figured sh-t like this out by now.

[Gravesend83]

I love how Shepard pushes the Volus like a ball.

[cjdog23]

"We don't need civilian help" as he's standing there in a full N7 armor suit and 4 weapons?

[keshaz12]

Damn tali is awesome.

I didn't know i could get her so soon!

I got her only after i got my whole team :\

[RazorsharpLT]

Quarians are like the space gypsies, and volus are like the jews.

I mean, it even makes sense, the volus don't talk much, but when they do it's hard to stop them. The quarians don't have their own world (like the gypsies don't have their own nation)

It all makes sense now, damn bioware, you racist fuck.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@RazorsharpLT They arent really "racist" well ok that too, but in this case they are more like stereotypical bastards. XD

[RazorsharpLT]

Quarians are like the space gypsies, and volus like the jews.

[M364M4Ncro]

lol google thinks quarians are koreans lol

[SodaGod1000]

<3!!!!!

[SteadyHULKiN]

"that shit stayed in my pocket"

[020stevenleu]

what happens in "shut up volus"?

[supuhfly]

SHE STOLE MY CREDIT SHT

[GuyFromNewark88]

"He runs up with C-Sec and accuses me of stealing his damn shit!!"

[Hremsfeld]

4:44 Best part right there.

[MELiaraFTW]

when I first saw this I wanted to shoot them both in the head with explosive rounds :3

[Spazz6768]

Is it just me or is Lia the hottest Quarian in the game? (sorry Tali).

[Raguleader]

@Spazz6768 It's the way she says "I didn't steal his *damn* credit chit!" Rawr. Care to go see Fleet and Flotilla with me Friday night?

[GSSAGE7]

I love how no one comments on the fact that Lia is too tall to pickpocket from the volus just by pulling the "bump and grab" trick.

[Pigwigin]

You know -- I really like Lia'Vael :) During my first play-through of ME 2, before I knew that Tali would join my team -- I wished BioWare would have gave us the option of asking Lia to join our crew.A Damsel in Distress who likes star ships, who's rescued by a Knight in Shinning Armor...

I guessed they didn't want Tali to have any competition.I hope Lia has a cameo in ME 3 at least ^_^

[Crimsonlee2XX]

@Pigwigin Seeing is how Lia is a named character Im convident we'll see her again in ME3 :)

[cytorakdemon]

I just wanted to roll that Volus down the stairs.

[kcc1396]

tali kick him in the tiny balls

[joseph86255]

1.49 There should have been an option to say something along the lines of "How dare you speak to my friend like that?". Like, Tali was just supporting Lia by explaining that she wasn't a vagrant and that asshole of a C-Sec told her to cram it because he thinks quarians are nothing but trouble. Racist bastard!

[Tulare74]

I commented before actually watching the whole video, so I must add.

<3 !!!!! = epic

[Tulare74]

I love how well the Volus' are all voice acted. Especially when they throw "clanless" around.

[gameguy20100]

is it me or does the volus sound like hes saying shit rather than chit

[ArctheDark]

I always tell the Volus off if he's rude to Tali, even if Shepard's paragonning it up, especially if maleshep is headed towards a romance with her. No-one disses Tali!!!

[livster493]

Aside from that biotic god dude, all of the Volus piss me off. <<__<<;;

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

I like the annotation of Tali being all <3 at Shepard owning it.

Cuz that's pretty much exactly how Tali felt.

[DemocracyDefender]

Will be doing this next playthrough.

One of my favorite line

"You think youre going to run-in a spectre." Im just going HELL YEAH!!

[thecharliearmydream6]

0:47 he runs up with c-sec and acuses me of stealing his damn chit!!!! lolololol

[redratfish]

2:33, should have said shut up volus

[failurbanik]

trun on transribe audio and

PROFIT BITCHES

[darkman699]

I didn't have Tail in my group when I did this....

[ahmeddagr8one]

i always hated volus

dare fat small and cant talk properly

[n147258noah]

Wow, at 0:23 if you transcribe audio it's because she's Korean, lol...

[arwing20]

0:14 "she stole my credit shit"

[KubernetePirata]

the caption at 4:45 is priceless

[rwnachman]

it sounds like she stole my credit shit

[Feaisian]

2:47 you were looking for the option to give the go ahead, weren't you?

[ConsurgoTitanus]

wtf is nutrient paste?

[CorRomeister]

the space-jew blaming the space-gypsy, typical typical typical.

[2010Nodari]

OMG xaxaxaxa i love this moment 4:44 tali face is so hey WTF wait a minute..she doesnt have face :( BUT we can see her with mask or not ;)

[kcc1396]

What the fuck is a vagrant

[commandershadebetter]

God fucking damn it! Why does nobody pick the "Shut up Volus" option. I understand all you bitches want to be paragon but jesus people, that Volus is a damn douche so you should have no problem going renegade on his ass.

[AICW]

@commandershadebetter Because if you don't pick the Paragon option, Tali doesn't say her line about jacking the volus's olfactory filters.

[commandershadebetter]

@AICW So... I don't give a fuck. I'm sorry you Tali fans need to hear that line to get a hard on

[TheJoshMaster22]

@commandershadebetter Because "Shut up, Volus" is actually a shittly line of dialogue.

[commandershadebetter]

@TheJoshMaster22 Yea, I found that out when I finally stumbled upon a video of someone using that dialogue. I wasn't surprised, alot of the lines in ME can be underwhelming.

[TheJoshMaster22]

@commandershadebetter Well think about it: There's gonna be some missteps because mostly every part of a conversation has two or three options to choose. I'm still fine with that because I end up having trouble hearing TIM at the end of the game; I only get a lot of bullshit from his end.

[Chingophia]

scary shep eyes

[Samaugsch]

Tali going <3 is the best part of this video. :P

[LchaosiX]

Um, you forgot to let Marab know that "this is my favorite store on the Citadel"

[MajorShepard]

I wish I could get tali on the 360 version just for this at the start...but they couldn't even fit the game on one disc T.T Wish that you could use the install game feature to install all the data and use it like the pc version...I don't know why they don't do that now. Well maybe the next xbox will have blu ray, one that microsoft make as they don't like to use other companies products (especially sony). :Sigh: wish the companies would just make a universal console...

[charlessunkyst]

@MajorShepard you don't NEED the PC version to get this scene, it's not a mod to get Tali early, you can simply do this quest later on in the game sometime after she's in your party. In fact, I missed this quest early on, and just happened to have Tali in my group the first time I ran across this quest.

[KidShinobi]

"I need you to talk, and take a deep breath."

Me: He takes enough damn breathes with every word that comes out his mouth. :/

[Crazyrocksteady]

is the volus's pocket is in his shoulders? come on

[Skidern]

Is it possible to kill that douce?!

[TheJoshMaster22]

@Skidern No, but I can understand why it would be worth some Renegade points.

[elgar101]

Awww they should have replaced 'You think your gunna run it a Spectre?' with 'Come at me bro'

[Hi0123456789]

C'mon man! She stole mah credit shit!

[akku95]

What is this credit shit evryone is talking about?

[MajorShepard]

@akku95 its like a credit card.

[sgtboom7]

i luv 4:46 lol probobly true

[pyramidheadkitten9]

i guess quarians are supposed to be middle easterns or something. they wear shawls, have indian/arabic accents, have a situation similar to the jewish diaspora, and have a "pilgrimage".

[Henmo501]

@pyramidheadkitten9 They're supposed to be based on eastern european gypsies.

[Noble6SPARTANB312]

Best thing is if you also have Garrus in your party, he will say at 2:45, "Remind me not to get on your bad side"

[theexile909]

@TolHydra

lol with me you wouldnt find 1 batarian alive. And the council wouldnt survive much past that

[SpReEwElLpImP]

C-Sec: "How bout I run you in for obstruction of justice."

Shepard: "How bout you lick my balls! I'm a specter BITCH!"

-Renegade +10

[Chingophia]

aw chit son!

[TolHydra]

i wish you could've kill anyone in game like fallout those volus and some bitch asari needed to get a shot in the face

[shotgunshells2]

you should have been able to contact Lia during Tali's loyalty mission. also, if you helped out Kenn on Omega he should have shown up.

[zenon381]

@shotgunshells2 shown up where? ive never seen kenn after omega

[shotgunshells2]

@zenon381 during Tali's loyalty mission, you can incite the crowd to defend her. if you do, Kal'Reeger and... that guy from tali's recruitment mission will show up and vouch for her. I was saying that if you give Kenn the money he needs, he should also turn up at the trial.

[5ilverhalo]

Wow. Male Shepard's voice has a lot less passion and bite behind it than the female voice acting... I use to assume people were exaggerating the differences, but it's huge in this particular scene. The acting sounds flat, indisputably worse. Anyway, I've always liked this scene. Love Tali!

[CollateralDmage]

thanks for the upload, i still have problems making my options more clean because i havent heard that dialogue before...

[Krisshomez]

i have to go take a huge CHIT!!

[GhostSnake]

She stole my credit shit

[Rommimies]

3:09

*RENEGADE INTERRUPT*

I wish Shep could use that too

"Ah yes 'Reapers'. An immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dism..."

BAH!

[Moras701]

-I'm gonna arrest you

-I'm a specter, get the fuck out of here

-oh, shit... (EPIC FAIL)

[EddardStark102]

Say clanless Quarians five times fast..xD

[DanishDoom]

2:34 YOU ARE AN IDIOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAH! (to understand this joke, please visit: piv.pivpiv.dk)

[sulfura3]

Plus, she has a Shotgun!

[BuckyRitualist]

BAH!

[Wuartz]

2:46 ...awkward silence, lol :D

[TheDynastQueen]

lol @ "<3!!!" xD

[metallicust]

I dunno why, but I find Lia'Vael the hottest quarian in the game!

[META1997]

@metallicust um... AFTER Tali, right?

[hubris777]

0 people believe the Quarian could have still stolen the credit chit.

[FlyingFocs]

This is something that has always confused me: exactly what kind of accent is it that Tali has? If anyone knows, please tell me.

[AICW]

@FlyingFocs Well, Tali's voice actress's last name is Sroka, which could either be Polish or Ukrainian... I'm going to go and say it's an imitation of a Russian accent, because there are points where Tali's voice sounds a lot like a Russian classmate I had once. But there are other times when it kinda... drops.

But still, Tali played by a cute Eastern European girl? Just when I thought she couldn't get any hotter, lol.

[FlyingFocs]

@AICW Yeah, I thought that it was Eastern European of some sort (some Moldovans came to my school once, so there you go). I just wanted to be sure.

[AICW]

@FlyingFocs Yep, it's a lot more pronounced in ME2. In ME1 her accent fluctuated a lot more. She improved a lot in the interim... that, and grew up a bit as well considering her voice is rather deeper than it was in the 1st game. I love the way she trills her r's, lol.

[tou153]

tali is soooo hot when she gets mad !!

[Riond551]

Anyone else see the other Quarian's boobs shaking a bit?

[taybar00017]

I need you to take a deep breath

you're moking *breath* me

lmao nice

[cortanaV]

This is like a future episode of Cops.

[Yankees2743]

i love Tali :D

The volus are like "that guy" who's fat, ugly, and sucks at life, and takes it out on everyone else.

Don't deny it, you know it's true.

[malevc]

@Yankees2743 Except they're also richer than you, own banks, and have been around longer than most countries, though they still don't get no respect. Have to ask what BioWare were thinking with this one.

Even when they're not blatant analogies of human cultures, I kinda wish sci-fi writers wouldn't resort to the cheap, old "we need a new archetype, so let's come up with a new alien race instead of diversifying one we've already got lying around".

Unless I'm reading too much into this. I dunno.

[Samaugsch]

@malevc They still act like snobs though.

[Samaugsch]

@Yankees2743 Yes I do, which is why I'm racist against Volus. =P

[commandershadebetter]

@Yankees2743 Not every volus is like that you racist fuck.

[emorafael]

@Yankees2743 hay hay hay im fat ,ugly maybe suck in life but i dont take it out on peoples

[Bobby3OOO]

@Yankees2743 Hate the game -- not the volus.

[21fretsalute]

@Yankees2743 Yeah, there needs to be more Renegade options where you create a pinhole leak in a volus' suit or something.

[marcelvisser1337]

You missed the "Want an endorsement?". This video is now rendered useless.

[DartLuke]

Do Tali and Lia have the same voiece?

[stathamajf]

This guy seems to know a fair bit about pickpockets

[alphaspecie224]

YOUR MOCKING ME EARTH CLAN!!!!

[MrCerberus14]

I have a sudden urge to shoot every voluse i see :)

[albinomonkey27]

Shepard after leaving afterlife: yous framing this poor volus you midget quari-- *vomits*

Officer:sir ur under arrest for public intoxication

Shepard: U RUN A SPECTRES HOLY SHIT MY BOSS

Tali: Shepard how about u lay down

[QuiDxRazer]

Tali: <3 xD

[InuKH2Sammy]

How would ANYONE pickpocket a Volus and not get noticed? C'mon she would have to crouch to get in his pockets. Unless thats Altair in that suit.

[LastODSTStanding]

@InuKH2Sammy

Volus: "She stole my credit-"

-Quarian pulls hidden blade and impales his eye-

C-Sec: "Stop!"

-Quarian does backflip over the edge of the platform and lands on speeding skycar-

[SlytherclawXD]

@InuKH2Sammy New theory: Altair is a Quarian. Must find evidence. 

[commandershadebetter]

@InuKH2Sammy I don't even see any pockets in that suit.

[unit657]

Do you spend alot of time at the used shit dealer?

[kaoticXIII]

Volus: "I felt her hand go into my pocket."

Shepard: "She can put her hand in my pocket anyday..."

[228zip]

That's a Paragon action ? Looked more like renegade to me.

[Gonzalodark3]

@228zip he didnt kill anyone that is pretty paragon for shepard xD

[bgibson36]

He didn't say Spectre when I did this last time, he said former Spectre, because I told the council to shove their offer up their asses.

[Gonzalodark3]

@bgibson36 i was a spectre and he still say former spectre :/

[nathanbailey1230]

@Gonzalodark3 did you talk to the council and get reinstated? since you died they removed your rank and I think if you let the council die you can't be a spectre.

[LordRevan107]

I always wish this side-mission would let you give Lia'Vael some kind of hope... like, a few hundred credits, like the Quarian kid on Omega. Even on Renegade playthroughs, she's just treated so poorly... it bugs me. But bringing Tali along for this is always such fun.

[burningxnecro]

Did anyone else feel an intense desire to shoot that volus and the c-sec guy?

2:40 I agree with Tali's gut, mess up that bastard.

[wheresmysoup]

C-Sec Officer-How bout I run you in for obstruction of justice?

Shepard- Can't run me in without any legs can you?

[carboat45]

I cried when the speech bubble popped up. They usually are annoying but that was damn funny!

[kyhle111]

"a minute later, he runs up with C - Sec and acusses me of stealing his damn shit!" xD

[jubjub5721]

Tali :D

[ktrum492]

Civilian help? That comment made me rofl considering your shepard is carrying the cain (basically nuke launcher), a geth pulse rifle and a sniper rifle that I don't know probably cause its from DLC stuff. It's kinda funny. :-)

[AresimSoto]

The Heart over Tali made me laugh xD!

Nice Add...

[CaptainPwnt]

Renegade option: let Tali jack the volus's suit's olfactory systems, then punch the c-sec officer :3

[182crazyK]

The vol fails at accusing pickpockets:

1. Quarians have 3 long fingers. Would you not feel those in your pockets?

2. Quarians are about 5'11". Vols are about 3'3" at the tallest. The quarian's arm would extend about to a vol's neck if she were standing upright.

[Kastrenzo74]

Lol @ 4:45

I think you can only keep your spectre status if You play through the first game.

[800Frozone]

just kick his ass (C-sec or volus)

[zodiaccurse12]

@800Frozone hopefully in ME3 there is a option to punch or kill anybody, that would be awesome to deal with some a-hole NPC like the volus and the c-sec tool

[800Frozone]

That was a quote from Jack, but Zaeed will say "A gun but to the head woud be better.

[deadlyzebra123]

Tali is my romance figure, so I lol'd at that <3 annotation.

[blueblood2486]

nice <3 annotation

[daggerls]

Chit!

[mattstorm360]

No Quarians.

a bunch of dam alien racist there.

her people can make old ships to new ones

[LWStupidus]

That <3 annotation was perfect

[zodiaccurse12]

is this only possible on the PC version because I replayed the game like 4 times and I can get this part with Tali

[deadlyzebra123]

@zodiaccurse12 You get her loyalty?

[zodiaccurse12]

@deadlyzebra123 well maybe I should help the quarian after I recruit Tali, I don't like to see injustice.

[deadlyzebra123]

@zodiaccurse12 Yeah, I plan on recruiting her as soon as I am able too in my 2nd playthrough.

[Linkforlife199]

Shepard: "Don't fuck with a Spectre!"