Why it Sucks to Have Scorpion as a Dad (#1)

[Gengstaboy978]

TOASTY!!

[mrcegrimm]

subbed & favorited just for tha simple fact that its funny as shit & it's got my name in it >_>

[Risco98]

GET OVER HERE! IM GONNA HUG YOU!

[eljosetranki]

JAJAJAJJAJAJAJ (Y)

[JMME113]

LOL!! WTF!! it's bad but so fucking awesome at the same time!! make some more!!

[xalener]

0:45

The kid's balls dropped to make that grunt sound, but as you can tell they receded right back when he hit the ground.

[TheGavin311]

Anyone notice mortal kombat deadly alliance on tv

[starwarsfarcryteamfr]

Ok ok then i want a SUB-ZERO as dad! :D

[SolarFlamer64]

@starwarsfarcryteamfr instead of punching he would freeze him

[curtmastor]

Finish him!

[thealienhunter360]

SHAIYUKEN!!!!!! lol



[minutos6]

your video is good but the drees of scorpion is bad

[brezzy666]

Why is Hulk Hogan dressed up like Scorpion? =/

[jeffreyaviles23]

its funny how they are playing mk at 0:33 lol

[Apocalypse754]

scorpion could've used his spear when he said get over here

[Mrkittenofdeath]

Scorpion: *Using his spear as a dog leash*

Dog: *Goes over to another dog and starts sniffing the dog's @ss*

Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!! *pulls back spear*

[catastrophic47]

thats nothing. my cousin kung loa is always showing off with that hat of his. Its driving me crazy!

[ashketum12az]

fake but funny

[MrCatspaws]

@ashketum12az Fake? What were you expecting, the real Scorpion?

[brandonbet384]

i just noticed that Mk Armageddon on the TV

[thecomputerboy02]

Finish him dum dum dum get dresed for school (punches cory) scorpion win dadality

[darkty5000]

its so funny at the end

[Lordog86]

Badass costume, except when he says get over here, he sound sliek Hulk Hogan..

[yoyks]

now... FINISH HIM!

[Tiffanygorgeous]

Did you notice on the tv someone was playing mortal kombat. Lol

[gamerboy218]

what scorpion does in between games

[hivelocity100]

Damn, that costume is badass!

[haiironoyuki39]

My dad is sub zero and he decided to become a cop

people literally freeze when he yells FREEZE! then he gives me ice(cream)

[TheShadow0725]

lol at 42 mortal kombat plays at the left

[MajorasMask219]

corey, get over here!

the way he said that was just too funny

[prostarcrossfire]

lol

[noventak]

those kunf fu moves on the tv are nice

[TranquilFury1993]

This was a pretty funny vid. But if you think about it, and know Hanzo's (Scorpion's) backstory, I'd say he'd make for a pretty kickass (though somewhat of a hardass) dad.

[animaefan932]

My dad is sub zero and he always asks me if i want ice cream... or just ice

[Melli7791]

that was pretty funny xDD

[GaKVaK]

laughed so freaking hard when the kid slid across the table.

[Tiffanygorgeous]

Lol

[JohnnyCage57]

This sucks

[CommandoSac]

Fatality

[blackflamez100]

dam

[blackflamez100]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



[rjflash2]

0:33 get over here!

[jdm89s13]

so gay

[jimbo59153]

@jdm89s13 Get a life troll. This was funny.

[TheAgentx231]

Now that's comedy!!! Great job

[987Evan]

Lol, GET OVER HERE!!!! I freakin laughed my ass off. Ass holes always do that move on me! Pisses me off...

[ParadoxAnonymous]

press 9 over and over because he says hi

[Drastic1586]

lol too bad he didnt use the fires of hell before the punch

[TrUmPeTxMaSteR]

There is so much potential in this video. It would be even funnier if the was more aggressive sounding.

[MrBananaguy123]

Lol



[incogneegro]

you sound like tourettes guy with that voice.

[chwa109]

Never skip school



[BlackBalalaika]

Toosty!

[CristyS89]

Really digging the gold accents!

[oakleyorbit]

HAHahhahahahahahah



[MisterAwesomeness007]

I can't stop laughing watching this ! I was expecting the WORSE and I got an absolute EPIC WIN of a COMEDY MOMENT !

You know what I was begging to hear on this one ?

TOASTY !

[lalaele24]

haha bitch

[luigimario9100]

i started to laugh when scorpion said HELLO

[qwargos]

lol :D

[Monkeyland03]

Your son has a cool name, Orion.

[TheWaynelds]

You think having scorpion for a dad is bad? Try having Sonya as your sister and wanting to fuck her 24/7.

...yes i need help.

[SuperWing0]

hahahahahha

[shadowninjazzx21]

get over here im going to beat the shit out of u XD

[hexbomb]

@shadowninjazzx21 but only on the right side

[TheReviewSpace]

i guess someone turned off the gore.

[visoredgruntR34]

@TheReviewSpace

No blood, must be the Super Nintendo version, lol

[MrMeechie04]

wow!



[supernutsinto]

LOL, love it, but please, beat up someone a little more challenging. :D

[plutoniumcore]

for the ultimate punishment...TOASTY!!!

[HaHaUrSelf]

Shouldn't he say "COME HEEEEEEEERE!" instead?

[Roosvinkje]

@HaHaUrSelf no

[VocalTrance842317109]

hahahaha

[tryandlisten]

LOL Finish Him!!!!

[PhantomAct]

Thank goodness he didn't show him what's underneath the mask!

[chowder447]

0:37 look left in the background mortal kombat shoalin monks

[PawsAndFeet1991]

Love It. <33

[Machiniman20]

Man, having scorpion as a dad, you could admit. relations got a little TOASTY!

[DDRPaladin356]

@Machiniman20 LOL Now we just need to cue the CSI music.

[ThePeaceMaker09]

LMAO!!!!! and btw thats a very well made costume, awesome!

[xDarkland]

LMFAO that was amazing!!

[juan257374]

thats messed up

[1wvic]

Lmfao

[jinpachi19]

he uppercutted his own son

[GraffBONE123]

Hmm.. dad does the Same thing whenever I have a dream

[MrPezz123]

yo b**** GET OVER HERE!!! --------------------->

[ncshuriken]

Haha, that was pretty sick mate!

[bkeddington1]

GET OVER HERE!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~>

[FlamingBat]

Okay, so the costume's not for sale. Would you, however, make another one for a fee?

[blinkjagr]

I'll give you $50,000 for the suit 

[OuterHavenAllStar]

10/10

[knightofrock1908]

dad lemme finish this level real quick please !

GET OVER HERE AND EAT DINNER !!!!!

[rmw020]

Awesome, made me laugh.

[swanton200]

toasty

[Jrmendoza25]

Hilarious!!

[EuanM1298]

that boy has to be the best actor ever since he didnt laugh when scorpion was shouting at him

[espguitarguy1]

if this is what happens when he skips school, i would hate to see what happens when he doesnt do the dishes! :O

[ChrisYayyah]

I think scorpion says "come over here"

[SpitFire3009]

CAN I BUY THE SUIT?

[gamecubemaster1990]

You did a great job ze coustuem.

[Kittenabarca]

hahaha



[ADrinkCalledFriday]

Was waiting for the "Hold Block, Up, Up".

[farazisawsome]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE HAHAHHAHAHA

[donhurlione]

awful

[Umbrella132]

I like how the kid giggles after getting uppercutted along the table xD

[holeeray]

I dunno, that's probably one of the cooler dads out there.

[tomagotchii]

did you skip school??????  pow hahahaah

[noodleboix]

u forgot the TOASTY with the uppercut goddammit!!!!

[KyiRui]

He went easy on him.. no spear..

[DirtyDayMix]

xDDDDD

[YGP64]

can I buy your suit?

[pguest1080]

how much for the suit, man?

[mrjojo04191]

0:33 mortal kombat vs dc univerce on tv

[teamstick89]

you should make more

[Guywholovesbakon]

...Not as bad as you think. He taught me the "Toasty" Fatality. And i have my own throwing knife. Example.

girlfreind: its over! *walks away*

Me. GET OVER HERE!.* throws spear...hides body in dumpster. Tells dad*

Scorpion: *sniff sniff* I've never been so proud of you!.

Me. :D

[Shamalik94]

At first I thought, "what is this disgrace?" but then a kid got an uppercut xD

[7megahertz]

Next video: Scorpion vs Child Protective Services

[IamODST1]

@7megahertz when man i cant wait

[LinKueiOokami]

@7megahertz ROFL

[MuNoZ243]

This was BEFORE Quan Chi killed his family! Buahahahahaha!!

[Screep5]

I don't say anyhthing.... because my dad is Reptile... >.O

[Mockingbirdanime306]

lmfao!

[juice0133]

lol, he sounds like the alien from Men In Black!!!

[ItalianBlackheart123]

You guys have it easy...my dad is Baraaka :(

[3rickdia5]

hahahahahahhahahahahaha , OMG'

[nekerrivera]

that was funny dude LOL.

[JLRaider]

LOL at the end =D

[aldoreshgaramok]

GET OVER HERE ~~~~~~~~~~~>

[Baynham3]

he found out i was persuading his son to skip school with me, he fatalitied me, im lying here with a spike through my ass waiting to bleed out :(

[smirkinrevnge]

dude seriously needs to work on his voice has more of a hulk hogan-ish sound to it.....

[bigfatschuh]

NICE

[KatGirlRules]

Oh you think thats bad? Well my mom Sindel always screams at me for not doing my homework. It doesn't help that my two sisters Kitana and Mileena fight with eachother all the time,and that Mileena hasnt been to the dentist in years...

[halofan9781]

@KatGirlRules you think thats bad how about having noob saibot if I dont do my homwork and i do something bad and get terrible grades I get stuck in a portal for a week in each thing I do...........

[brucewilliammcgrath]

@KatGirlRules your family is hot

[MrWarioman64]

@KatGirlRules That's nothing! My Uncle Shao Kahn always wears this wierd skull when he watches wrestling on TV. And for some reason, everytime a guy gets dizzy he says FIINIISH HIIM! Worst of all, last time he was at a furneral he was chosen to say some words. You know what he said!? Fatality.

[Mysterio4981]

@MrWarioman64 LOL



[xxDeadlyDECAYxx]

@MrWarioman64 LMFAO!!

[andytheshark]

@MrWarioman64 You think thats something, My grandpa Shang tsung always gets me in trouble, all he does is sit on his favorite chair and lets nobody on there, and every time I got to sit on there, he says "YOUR NEXT OPPONET IS..." and some random guy comes out and beats my ass. And sometimes, he takes my form and breaks things around the house and i'm the one who gets in trouble. And did you know what he said when I was hanging on one arm over a cliff with a guy nearby? He said "Finish him!"

[AzraelBurnz]

@MrWarioman64 U think dat's bad!! My Aunt Sindel always makes her hair so damn long! Every time she sees a hobo on the street she says You are pathetic and weak! Worst of all every time we go KFC she says I will finish what the Lin Kuei could not!!

[viralencore84]

LOL! Good vid man!

[blackswordshinobi]

it was funny i know child wasnt hurt make of this video i love it it was funny

[jprest13]

lol, CHILD ABUSE IN THE GAME OF LIFE!

[starwarsfarcryteamfr]

Hahahahaha xDDDDDD

[crazychickenthatflys]

Thats nothing my dad is reptile I have to come home from school to see him eating flys and even worse he eats raw mice and my mom Kitana dosent help all she wants to do is be half naked and when she picks me up from school all my friends stare and yell out "MILF" it sucks and dont let me get started on my brother that fucking retard thinks hes so cool just because hes always wearing tights sun glasses and no shirt FML

[JuanPaXD94]

259 youtubers have Scorpion as a Dad XD

[MystMK615]

Yeah, not so cool when Scorpion's your father and Mileena's your mother. Yeah, im a girl, and I play MK since 4 yrs old >:D. BUt seriously, my dad does say "Get Over Here" a lot and my mom laughs like Mileena a lot. O.O

[1212kenshi]

damn...lol

[Dylanquinn666]

This really does deserve a million views. well done :)

[kurvos]

I think you made him act a bit too goofy close to the end when he crouches and says overreacting "Did you skip school?!". This would have worked better if you didn't try so hard to be silly... that, and also to have stopped the clip before the kid starts to laugh. :P

[macrobio6]

Amigo, prestá estos trajes para la realización d juegos y/o d peliculas!!!!

Very good!!!!!!

[1mloser]

f**king epic

[AaronCarterRocks]

I sucked a dick just to try it

[lowmonte1978]

where you get that costume that was pretty nice

[SuperSoundwave100]

Congrats on 1,000,000 views!!

[Dylanquinn666]

You sir, are a genius. great video :P

[ecuabron]

dude what about that costume, tell me all about it.

[TheDoom13]

hahaaa child abuse!

[MegaRYANNNNNNN]

IS THE SUIT FOR SALE SORRY HAVE TO ASK

[camaroXpharaoh]

Sounds like Hulk Hogan haha

[bigtruckseriesreview]

This guy's voice SUCKS.

[TheFreeBang]

love the paintball gun up the TV

[RockmanMegaX]

haha, did he laugh a lil at the end?

[searchin4hentai]

And, how is it to have him as a son? I bet his parents aren't quite proud of Scorpion in this very moment... xD

[CrASYmUZIk]

Im the 1,001,007 viewer lol

[TOMdavies95]

I haven't even watched the video yet but , i've paused it before it starts... But I can imagine the 'get over here' jokes -_-

[FunnyLimbo]

bad ass costume

[oreoisnumber1]

xD hahahhah

[Weskerredfield]

Very pretty costume and nice voices!

[mikmik461]

lmao actually pretty legit

[MrAmbition774]

that sucks but my dad is Baraka when i skip school he cuts my..............well you get the picture.

[NECROLORDZ]

GET OVER HERE! xD

[funnykid201]

LOL

[SirJacobDale]

HOLY SHIT!!! He really hates when kids skip school! LOL

[ryNmeg1010]

HAHAHAHA

[NewToTheLyte]

I thought the kid was going too go through the ceiling

[imnotjustinbieber96]

I wish my dad was scorpion

[gregnice25]

LMFAOOO...DID YOU SKIP SCHOOL?....(((PEW))) *kid slides off table*..LOL

[d3athstrok3JJ]

HAHAHA!

[ponce1015]

You think that's bad. My dad is sub zero. Not only do I have to sleep in a cold ass house but when I get bad grades he freezes me for a week.

[cocopuffs903]

@ponce1015 shit thats funny

[xgamerx350]

@ponce1015 meh you think thats bad? goro is my dad and if i ever get bad grades dis-obey or do anything he dosent like he breaks my fingers and gets quan chi to make them better! then he breaks them again! and it dosent help when my mum dos a quadruple bitch slap to my face aswell!