GLEE - Brittany-ism: Time Machine

[MParisTrekie16]

So your dates are really my dates ....

Yes, Win

[TheAghet1915]

oooh,.. i just love her

[Jax3323]

best one Artie: Brittney why are you still here Brittney : I've been here since 1 period I have a cold I took all my antibiotics at once now I dont know how to leave

[baraon1]

Brittany. S. Peirce. 'nuff said.

[SilenceTruthScreams]

"What's the Capital of Ohio?" (Teacher) - "O" (Brittany)... Best one.

[NarutoAJfighter]

oh brittany.....

[callieolovesgh]

What's the capital of Ohio?

Brittany: O!

[zoegirl1996]

Love her

[lucywa13]

My cat has been reading my diary...

[famousgirll77]

i love her she is so funny...always makes me smile. :)

[justcallmeNoah]

she's awesome! :D

[badkiller3]

It took me a while to understand when Brittany squeezed Artie's leg...lol poor him, he can't feel a thing.

[821maya]

haha..you just gotta LOVE Brittany! aka HeMo <33

[166deh]

I LOVE BRITANNY, she is the best, haha

[BluBirdable]

I love that finger thing she does at the end!

[Myidolarmy]

So Cute : )

[pavaruthpoom]

The reason i love this girl <3

[onedirection1235m]

yes brittany i am working on a time machine

[athenacat96]

DOLPHINS ARE JUST GAY SHARKS!!

[TheAaabbbaaayyy]

@Ladypinklicious ......prom. Lol

[Ladypinklicious]

the prom part is from what episode please

[spogee]

@Ladypinklicious Prom Queen.

[mvek04]

Fondue for two!! <33

[officialGLEEK1234]

Teacher: What is the capital of Ohio?

Brittany: O.

I love her so much... WE NEED MORE BRIT LINES!!!!!

[OnTheSamePaige1]

And thist, is why I love Brittany.

[anjanellerosa]

im just gonna dance, so all your dates are gonna come and dance with me so your dates are really my dates

[mynameishaydenreed]

why is the first 20 seconds so quiet?!??!?!

[jessiemiles97]

We want more!!!!!1

cant wait to see glee back on jan 17!

[EriiTurd]

We totally need more Brittany one-liners.. and some full on Brittany conversations.

[tayswiftfan14]

the best one is

teacher: Who is the president of the united states?

Brittany: Will.i.am

[heylovex3]

Britany wait are you working on a Time Machine:)

priceless

[heylovex3]

Glee is back<333333333

[deoontheverge]

I love her!

[lipgloss675411]

lol well what was the point in that...oh and btw brittany isnt funny :P

[YoungOscarWinner]

Brittany is annoying. I don't see what everyone loves about a stupid slut.

[fahahhaa]

dolphins are just gay sharks :>

[ZeMusicLover]

@DrededHead224 Nah, it's fine working with Matthew Morrison. But you're right I really hate Cory Monteith.

[elisericciardelli]

"That's my man and his legs don't work." Cracks me up every time haha!

[Pride4TheDownfall]

"Mr. Shue, is he your son?"

:)

[shinmunkday]

anyone else think of Sugar when they see the words "Brittany" and "time machine" together? You get me?

[SuperShazzy786]

Heather is my favourite. <3

[JessieJGURL]

She is a hoot!

[Drededhead224]

Heather and Naya are too good to be working with Matthew Morrison and Cory Montieth.

[pjgirl96]

love her

[OJMcG]

I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary!!! :/

[90210su]

brittany is the best !!! I love his little sign at 0:24 ;p

[blondies99999]

@YoshiMiharu, Yes, Damian was One winner, but there were two! Samuel won too, don't forget that! ;)

[bankerdanny]

The missed the best Brit moment of all: "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"

[crueltyvictim]

OMG, can't wait for the return of Glee! it's actually next week right?! :)

[LisaThieme]

brittana is so on :)

[xSTITCHERx]

BRITTANA.

is inspiring me, helping me come out. Love Brittany.

[cherylho1220]

Is that blood at the end~?

[smileyVideos101]

@cherylho1220 No it's a slushie

[FHMS97]

unicorns are just gay sharks :3

[xoxohighonsugarxoxo]

@FHMS97 I'm pretty sure it's dolphins :)

[KeriTheGreat08]

@xoxohighonsugarxoxo Lol, but their comparison is pretty hilarious too! :P



[xoxohighonsugarxoxo]

@KeriTheGreat08 true :)

[aaronjimmypalmer]

Oh god.. more of these useless dykes. Why is this unnatural crap being thrown onto our tv

[xXxkamaraxXx]

Don't watch it then

@aaronjimmypalmer

[not12stare]

@aaronjimmypalmer Oh god... more of these useless ignorant idiots. why are you watching Glee if you hate the gays???

[KeriTheGreat08]

@aaronjimmypalmer That swastika you have tattooed on your anus starting to itch or something? Let's get with this century, shall we?

[delacuestlovely14]

hahahaha.............love you brittany

[ale2albondiga]

-please watch my pick-up lines vid

[88michellea]

<3 her

[tunedude19]

britanny is too smart now i miss the old britt

[mariannightmare]

I don't like Brittany at all. 

[dumbbandgeeks101]

@mariannightmare Well aren't you a ray of sunshine.

[cowlvr16]

@dumbbandgeeks101 Hence her screen-name lol.

[TheIndianN1whitegirl]

Favorite Brittany Line: I live in the shadow of Brittany Spears, my name is Brittany S. Pears, Brittany Spears.

[JulietTony10]

ughh i miss brittany and artie. stop being lesbo and get back with him!

[cofuggle]

what's interesting is that the Brittany-isms Glee on Fox decided to show are from the time she was with Artie and single, LOL! ----Brittana doesn't exits to them :(

[Gleek4Ever14]

Oh Brit. Ur 2 funny.

[CrankDatJonasBoi]

O.M.G. what Britanny said is EXACTLY what happened to me at prom!!! awesomeness!!!

[xmareeRawrx]

hahaa. i just love britanny! <3

[snosslehop]

Britanny: I have pepperoni in my bra. Santana: Those are your nipples!

My fave line. Too funny!

[Kotakat64]

shes my favorite charactor for sure XD

[thefruit8]

they don't write these lines, she ad-libbs them

[kisakye92]

Just play 0:24 again and again

[MsPrettylittleliarz]

she has pure epicness

[saramartins95]

shes awesome :D

[michelaco15]

:D



[madrcool]

I LOVE BRITTTTTTTTTTTT

[LuvCatz905]

Oh Brit....why are you so adorable?

[13to17]

In love... <3 :D

[hiddedisney]

Are you working on a time machine too?

[totalpokemongirl]

Brittany is the best comedian ever!

[llYolandall]

"So, your dates are really my dates." Lol Brittany! 

[nickjfan9806]

Love her

[Something2look4ward2]

Brittany finger twirls and fist pumps FTW!!!

[dagoofyhost321]

She is to wonderful :D

[ItsChristinaK]

Brittany has EPIC lines..!!!Do a Santana one!!!!

[Olhaoqueijo]

Brittany is everything to me. 

[IMarj0lein]

So all your dates are really my dates *funny dance* :)

[AlchemistxBankai]

I love that last line

[PtoRicanDBLT]

I love love Brittany but I can't help to just restart the vid at 9 seconds... it's like, this is all I need to see... Lol

[SnowCoveredHill]

@funkycandyshop If you mean Damian, he already plays Rory, since the episode "Pot O'Gold". If you mean Sam I've read he'll come somewhere in January, although I think he'll appear in February, which is soon anyway.

[sirine408]

oh my gosh i so freaking looooove her <3

[YoshiMiharu]

@funkycandyshop Um...He is on the show...It's Damian McGinty otherwise known as Rory Flanagan...

[SnowCoveredHill]

@YoshiMiharu I think she meant Sam.

[DarkChobit939]

@smileystella

[funkycandyshop]

omgggggggggggggg its glee !!!!!!! dude i missed it soooooo much !!! lol wouldn't it be just the best to have another episode completely devoted to Brittany !!! i sooo miss that cat of hers!! & btw is anyone else wondering when the glee project winner is gonna come on the show already !!!!

[gingerzarecool]

I cannot wait for 'Yes/ no' :-) i miss glee

[BrynnYoung]

heather's the funniest. no questions asked.

[BiLLiesGirL96]

oh my gosh i love her so freaking much ♥

[cookiemonster0l0]

@perhapsyellow yup, sounds like Brit wants to be a time lord ;)

[Piplupvidz0105]

Did anyone else scream with joy at there screen? :')

[Keleejj]

You gotta lovee her x3

[rosaroteblume9897]

She's so cute

[kyndsister]

Love, Love, LOVE Brittany! and her "isms"! It is to bad that some people that watch, clearly do not get the message of the show. Still mean, still saying mean & untrue things regarding the characters. Maybe you are watching the wrong show?!

[argarcia1004]

because of the thumbnail, i thought that brittany and artie got back together, i forgot about that scene.

[perhapsyellow]

Why is she working on a time-machine when she can just call the Doctor and travel in his TARDIS?

[justcallmeBABS]

@perhapsyellow Can I love you?

[feelinginspiredlike]

@perhapsyellow A Glee and Doctor Who lover? I am officially your best friend. :D

[itsfunnyDUHgsm]

I used to love brittany but right now they're just making me think she's seriously a retard or something and it's not funny anymore

[BALACUBACO12]

Did she know that dolphins are just gay sharks ?

[ahmadulwan]

thank God, she is not with santana

[AliiVolkova]

@ahmadulwan Actually, she is.

[ahmadulwan]

@AliiVolkova what ? -_- so she is still with santana, oh come one, she should be with Artie

[90210su]

brittany is the best !!! I love his little sign at 0:24 ;p

[AcaciaRaff]

i wish i was brit

[1997tommy]

your dates are really my dates, haha

[gLeefanatic2009]

two seconds of my life i will neva get back

[EmJayDotAwesome]

I love her!

[SuperStephanie251]

BRITTANA, Y U NO KISS?

[serymr]

My favorite Brittany lines are those of season one though xD

Like 'did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?'

or *looking at Jesse* Mr. Schue, is he your son?'

Brit is EPIC :)

[howandreviews]

Brittana <3

[alexchooo123]

I Love Her!

[Gecgec001]

Thumbs up if you think Brittany is Freak'in hot

[gleetiernz]

Can't wait till Glee comes back to Australia!!

[daolumachine]

This should have been longer.

[TalysAlankil]

Really ? No "dolphins are just gay sharks" ? I am disappointed.

[DesireForDramione]

I miss brittany and artie .. even though I love brittany and santana ...

[AdrianaLizette818]

"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks." -Brittany S. Pierce

[DommerBoo]

oh my gosh. was that pomplamoose I heard as background music? Maybe? :)

[Ezza01]

You're prefect. I'm so glad that I named one of my guinea pigs after you <3 lol

[budds]

:)))

[TheRhenstar]

all i saw is Bartie.

[psychoukoh]

I love that hand gesture Brittany does after a good saying! Represent!!

[Catatonyx]

All your dates are belong to Brittany!

[MingRoseC]

She's great with one liners. They're giving her too many lines and it's not funny anymore. Don't get me wrong, I love her character, but they took away the randomness of her talking which was part of what made her lines so funny.

[chadishot]

@MingRoseC Seriously? Brittany hasn't had of a speaking part in Glee any more, last time she said anything was in Mash off.

[MingRoseC]

@chadishot She just needs the really funny lines like the lines from the first 2 seasons.

[MichelleButterfly96]

@MingRoseC you're right :)

[MingRoseC]

@garptwin really? You're implying that I'm stupid because of a TV show? She doesn't need more lines, she needs more funny lines. The lines aren't as funny to me as the the earlier ones.

[garptwin]

@MingRoseC So wrong. Brittany needs MORE lines.

[MingRoseC]

@garptwin Okay let me re-word that. She needs funnier lines. I liked the lines from the 1st couples seasons like "did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" "I don't know how to turn a computer on" Also, what happened to Matt Rutherford?

[noookzzz]

She is the best! GIVE HER MORE LINES DAMMIT

[wisdom1610]

love heeer!

[xxiluvnileynjoejxx]

I love her!!!

She's the best!! <3

[awbreelove]

Lol iloveheeeer.

[crystrol227]

I think it is @PerezHilton lol :O

[skiak13]

Favorite character EVER!

[ale96tutty]

i adore heather morris<3 and obviously brittany

[Avrilrevol]

hahaha HeMo deLivers those one Liners fantasticaLLy.. she says the word "ignore" weird tho, in the Line "...and then aLL your dates wiLL ignore you and come dance with me.." 0:18

[MrAlejandrojuarez12]

I love Glee, but I think this season is a little different then the others. I miss the old actitude of all the characters!

[PerezHilton]

I love HeMo!!!

[transientsonata]

@PerezHilton wait, is this the actual Perez Hilton?

[KarenLovesGaGa]

@PerezHilton Are you really Perez?!! :O

[goofydood]

@PerezHilton lol

[90939smiles]

@PerezHilton don't we all.

[TheMisaokusakabe]

Brittanyyy:)

[brittanaforever2]

<3 i love her

[rodrigosalasja]

love her

[letsgoapples]

brittany.. did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?

[AwAriDoll]

lol i love britt!!

[yummy1234098]

so like, if you put fan and Glee together would that make glee fans, Flees??

[lstacherski]

@yummy1234098 Obviously it would make Glans... otherwise it would be 'fans glee'. Engage brain before trying to be funny.

[allaroundthemorning]

A fan could make a better video, just based on all the clips given to us! The fandom's awesome that way.

[IheartHeathermorris]

Brittany is my favorite. And she CAN act. I can't believe she said on letterman she doesn't act very well . She doesn't have to be self conscious! she's doing amazing. We love you hemo! AND WE WANT MORE LINES FOR HER!

[l3rille]

Was it just me? Or did the girl doing the singing at the end of the video sound like the girl form the band Pomplamoose?

[mileycyrusrocks0920]

lol u just have to love Brittany!

[elchulo646]

Wen is gonna be the next ep??