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  • WTF is this?

  • LOL i love how there is almost 15 million views when other vlogbrothers usually get about 135,000ish views

  • You talk too fast, i don't understand because i'm swedish.

  • eres un completo idiota nunca vas a tener novia pendejo

  • i came here to see giraffes. not some idiot takling about bs i have to skip

  • @startfertig1 Hahahaaa the point is to show what idiots come here.

  • you are one long winded son of a bitch

  • Why are there so many American knob heads out there who think the world gives a fuck about their opinions on stuff? NOBODY CARES. Sweat to god if i had a quid for every fucking moron talking over enthusiastically into a camera I would have Zuckerberg as a butler!

  • @keircox123 Everyone has opinions. Some people want to share them (not just Americans) so they post them. And many people care because if no one cared, they wouldn't be posting videos. But I have a question, were you one of the people that was hoping to see giraffes loving other giraffes?

  • @ginarocks75 I respect that i'm just tired of these hoax videos. I wanted to see some full frontal giraffe humping!

  • @keircox123 I wouldn't call this video a hoax, but ok.

  • My vid recommendations are all messed up now. giraffe, rhino, hippo, and elephant porn everywhere.

  • 14 million views! aaaaa I had no idea that any of their videos got that many views! That's awesome! Even though most viewers are just Giant Squids of Anger...

  • Wow. One weird screenshot and suddenly the comments are infested with Giant Squids of Anger and Decepticons. Seriously, people, why did you want to see giraffes mating in the first place? And why aren't you glad that you came across the single most awesome community on the internet?

  • What happened to da kitty?

  • the shell of your old nerd

  • Any video mentioning A Love Supreme should never be disliked.

  • 9,068 dislikes from people expecting giraffe porn. Just...wow.

  • who rain sun

  • his puff in this makes me think of jimmy neutron

  • Jesus Christ, just SHUT THE FUCK UP for ten seconds. I'm so glad no one is forcing me to watch your videos.

  • @rpundurs then why are you watching them, you tool? good lord John really needs to stop attracting lunatics to Nerdfightaria with these animal-love videos.

  • booo this sucks. wheres the 1 guy 2 giraffes porn

  • CHINGAS A TU MADRE PINCHE PITO CORTO. 

  • QUITEN ESA MIERDA DE AHI QUE FALTA DE TODO,,, UN TIPO AHI HABLANDO MONDA......

  • Why so many people think anyone who clicked this video was looking for giraffe porn? I just think its hilarious to watch animals have fun.

  • fuck u...

  • @faried44 Awww, you were expecting to see some giraffe porn? You were disappointed to see an intelligent human being?

  • I had an old friend that worships you and tries to immitate you verry unsuccessfully!! Lmao!!!

    I stumbled over you rvideo..lol.. Keep rockin'

  • YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL

  • the puff is cute john calm down

  • RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL

    Okay sorry I had to do that...I'm...not really sure why.

    Also I'm now mildly disturbed by my video suggestions :\ #somuchanimalsex

  • Okay, why do people even click on videos with animals having sex? I mean, personally, I find it interesting from a scientific, nature-loving standpoint, but it this stuff like, porn to some people? What the heck?

  • I think it is funny that this video is really popular in the middle east, especially Saudi-Arabia. Do you really have to confirm prejudices?

  • I think it's hilarious people are trying to insult John by calling him a nerd. We all know that's not a good insult at all. Especially coming from people looking for giraffe porn. DFTBA, nerdfighters.

  • Hahaha, Video before this: 61K views, Video after this: 81K views, this video: 14.7 MILLION views.

  • Hey guys... I know how Paper Towns ends :D

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  • I don't understand why people are saying so many bad things about John when they are the idiots who were here to watch giraffe porn... :/ I'm sure John Green is much more interesting than giraffe porn...but maybe that's just me. Oh, and yes he is a nerd... that's kinda the point xD

  • mrmoviesound wants your views ..

  • i hate these nerdy videos where they do "cool cutting work" instead of just saying what they want to fucking say in one take. Die you motherfucking wankstain.

  • @Eldomina22 *Someone* forgot to be awesome.

  • @Eldomina22 Says the person disappointed that they didn't click on actual giraffe porn.

  • Oh i miss the old intro.

  • 2:48 The answer is "pwned". ;3

  • 8954 people were disappointed to see no griaffe sex.

  • for all lazy persons 1:44

  • hahahahahaha. Ron Paul joke was well made. Not to offend Ron Paul supporters, I respect you and Ron Paul, but jokes are healthy and he has a point.

  • Ahh, the related videos.

  • I HAVE THOSE SOCKS XD

  • You know they put rambling fools like this in special homes, away from everyone else.

  • WHOES HANK im confused >.<

  • @ClOvEr112233 his brother

  • WHERE THE GIRAFFESSSSSSS ?!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fuck you you fucking moron

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  • OMFG!!! He looks like the spitting image of Leon Trotsky, Don't believe me? search "Trotsky" on Wikipedia! :) ★

  • Oh don't mind me. Just laughing endlessly about the cat. KTHXBAI.

  • The views comparison between this vlogbrothers video and other vlogbrothers videos not including this thumbnail in addition to the amount of dislikes is proof that we live in a sad age.

  • @PSspecialist Most definitely.

  • @vlogbrothers wake up dude this is reality mima mr and the other comment that hated you because your using false picture to make viewers view your video but it doesn't show the thing that you use as a picture I like your video so much but they still got a point :(

  • Weirdo.

  • fick dich du arschgesicht

  • @owlcityluvs23

    *I've, *ever, *because, and finally *your as in "Couldn't your dad get arrested for beating someone to a pulp?" Also, how does "he will be on it ass so fast" make any sense?

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  • Hahaha. Ron Paul's minions

  • FUCK LIKE GIRAFFES !!!

  • This is the Stupidiest thing ive evar seen, yeah don't you dare try to call me an idiot cause my dad is a cop and he will be on it ass so fast ur head will spin

  • @owlcityluvs23 ... you're an idiot.

  • @owlcityluvs23 sorry, i couldn't resist. but i legitimately am sorry for you. please don't troll. its not nice. please? DFTBA!

  • @owlcityluvs23 I also take it you're not a nerdfighter and you don't understand this.

  • @owlcityluvs23

    first of all, stupidest isn't a word

    secondly, even if it was, that's not how you spell it

    and finally, there is nothing illegal about me calling you the fool-born addlepated gudgeon that you are...

    DFTBA!

  • @owlcityluvs23 why does it matter who your father is

  • @owlcityluvs23 I believe you may be 5 years old. Just saying.

  • @owlcityluvs23 Decepticon!

  • @owlcityluvs23 Considering the fact that this is the internet and this video hasn't physically harmed you,I think not!Oh and you aren't an idiot honey, you're an IMBECILE!Is your dad gonna get a boat and sail to England to 'be on it ass' or is he gonna swim here?!And yes, it is obvious you're not British as you used the word 'cop', which is considered quite an American/Canadian word, if I'm not mistaken.Also, what does 'stupidiest' mean??

  • I am a Nerdfighter. Just sayin'. :D oh... *obligatory comment on how it makes me angry that people blindly disliked this video because they were perverts looking for ACTUAL giraffe sex*

  • 話太多

    吵死了

  • Someone, please, comment instead of me! I'm to tired of this shit...

  • @Kaushikkajal

    Thanks Kaushikkajal, you're real friend! :-)

  • U FUKIN GEEK I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK TOMORROW MORNING ON YOUR WAY TO WORK!!!! AND AT THE YOUR FUNERAL I WILL BRING TWO GIRAFFES AND THEY WIL FUK ON TOP OF YOUR GRAVE U LIL MOTHERFUKER!!!! THAT MY COMMENT TO YOUR STUPID SHITTY ASS VIDEO YOU AMERICAN PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!

  • @midomirza Sir, I think you need to calm down. For one, you should not insult someone like that, and for another, LEARN HOW TO SPELL! If you want to actually insult someone, or something, you are doing a terrible job, and if you do not like what he has to say, that does not mean you have to say anything about it. I'm sure you've heard the saying, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

  • @midomirza i am so confused it hurts...bro why u so mad...and two shut up you idiot because if this is the best you can do to hurt someones feelings...wow

  • @midomirza Who goes to work on christmas?

  • @midomirza pioagoghogoigfsoshgoPIHG!!!!

    Giant Squid Of Anger Much?

  • How did I get from Tobuscus to VlogBrothers to HomeStuck to melting gummy bears and back to VLogBrothers?

  • @xXAlbinoCrowXx because vlogbrothers are so awesome that its difficult not to watch them twice

  • @xXAlbinoCrowXx an amazing trek through the bizarre world know as youtube. few survive it. well done.

  • @stormhunter77 xDD heheh

  • @xXAlbinoCrowXx The internet.

  • PWNED!

  • have 14mill people actually seen this video. seriously cmon

  • fucking fagggggggggg

    

  • your so fucking gay! get a life and stop jerking it to your parents having anal

  • @Kno3explode4u28585 if he was gay why would he masterbate to straight sex?

  • why does this have so many dislikes? I do not understand...

  • i've never seen so many dislikes or views on a vlogbrothers channel.

  • fuck you mother amınaaag

  • your stupid volgbrotherthers the videos are stupid i mean com on for reall??

  • @thealtec100 that is the worst spelling of a word i have ever seen

  • PICKO

  • pobre infeliz pa  poner este video. estupido.

  • maika ti ebu na zadna pederas6 6iban nedoklaten

  • Alright so I stupid for asking this but then I figured, "He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever."- Chinese Proverb. Here I am being a fool, can anyone help me answer the question: “Which 'awesome' initialism did the vlogbrothers create and popularize?”.? I've been searching for the answer and typing in everything I can think of but nothing is working. Please help me! I want to join Nerdfighters!

  • Darn it! I made a typo in the first part of that. Its supposed to read, " Alright so I feel stupid..."

  • @louiseisthebeesknees dftba

    google it

  • @louiseisthebeesknees If you seek to become a nerdfighter, then you are a nerdfighter. I believe the brothers have a video called "How to become a nerdfighter" that explains it all.

  • @TheCONNORCO Thank you!

  • @louiseisthebeesknees DFTBA Don't forget to be awesome. Also, if you want to be a Nerdfighter you are one, so-- Hello fellow Nerdfighter!

  • @louiseisthebeesknees Could you be referring to "DFTBA: Don't Forget To Be Awesome?" Which quite a lot of people are doing on this commenting thread...

  • A lot of people clearly came to the wrong video...

  • you are a big cazzabbombolo!!!

  • You could have at least combed your g*d damned hair

  • @xAmericanBrunette why did you censor the word God and you are clearly not a nerdfighter because you would know that the puff is one of johns defining features

  • @yes1sir1no1sir ........... 1st of LMFAO (about the puff).... 2nd what is a "nerdfighter?"

  • @xAmericanBrunette 1st. i forgive you for starting with a 'what is a...' nerdfighters are the best people ever...anyone who is a fan of the vlogbrothers...if you want to be a nerdfighter you are a nerdfighter! : )

  • where is my giraffe porn?

  • @anetoiu You looked in the wrong place, dude. But instead you found the Vlogbrothers, which is 100000000000x better than giraffe sex.

  • Peter Parker ´? 

  • so many dislikes only because people were expecting giraffe sex. These people are not Nerdfighters. so disappointed...

  • Are you.....SPIDERMAN??

  • a love supreme!! sweeet

  • WHERE THE GIRAFFES PORN  !!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

  • WHERE THE GIRAFFES PORN !!!!!!!!!!!!!????

  • r u gay =}

  • @weedman440 Nope, he's married with a son. Are you gay?

  • fuck off retard!

  • @mihailupu23 Get out of Nerdfighteria!

  • ไปชักเว่าไปไอน่าหี

  • พ่อมึงตาย สัส

  • you suck

  • girafes love your mother

  • @IKoNaXI

    *You *? *You * actually *did *You *And (it's also incorrect to start a sentence with and)

    Let me show you how insults are supposed to work: Thou art a very superficial, ignorant, unweighing fellow. Your gratuitous use of "fuck" causes me to feel that you have very little to say, and are just trying to fill up space by cursing.

    Whore does not work in this context, because whores sell sex for money, which John is not doing. In the future please educate yourself before commenting.

  • @IKoNaXI you do realise that the 'Jump cut' you are refering to is infact John crossing between the footage he was recording and then the old out takes he was talking about. if you listened you would know this, if you tried to take in information you would see that not only did he flaten the puff but he was wearing a different T-Shirt and the angle of the camera had changed. you mad bro??

  • you down

    

  • strunz

    

  • This tosser looks like a twat!!

  • @ChristianThomas16 nice alliteration :)

  • what the fuck happened to your eyebrows?

  • nerd virgin and retard

  • @Nemrod867 Yeah because it's not like he has a wife called Sarah and a son called Henry...

  • @Nemrod867 John doesn't deny being a nerd but seing as he is married to the yeti and he doesnt seem to be retarded...a guess your other to arguments are invalid

  • zebra

    

  • @AshFireheartRocks Honey badger

  • WHAT!? No giraffe sex? Ridiculous!

  • did I just watch this whole thing expecting giraffe breeding...? maybe...

  • @RippleBottles que marditooo tan estupidoooo

  • keep clicking on 1:43

  • i dont give shango

    

  • Why does this video have so many dislikes? Anyone?

  • @ladysbaby cause it's WACK!

  • @PhatassVision Wack? what is this 1999?

  • @ladysbaby well if you notice, this is the most viewed nerdfighter video, and if you look in the suggested videos, there is a lot of animal sex videos, with millions of views. So more than likely, people who were watching animals have sex came to this one expecting to see giraffes have sex, but they didn't get that, so they disliked

  • anyone else got the vauxhall advert with the giraffe in the car? made my day XD

  • You nerd

  • this guy got problem with himself...

  • RAw aS Fuck

  • WHERE THE GIRAFFES PORN

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW ME THE VIDEO!

  • @vlogbrothers Haha, you're funny :)

  • @ninjawiththeforce but thatsss what i wanted badddd... and this is not sexual at all i was just curious

  • I just figured out that the pw- word was pwned.....I'm smart

  • true... i did wana c giraffes hving sex

  • Rick

    rolled!

  • @ninjawiththeforce yeah like comon guys, he;ss kinda cute :3 ;))

  • hm bin so lieb

  • soccer - air forces - arab drifting - camels having sex - people who loves giraffes who loves giraffes >>>>this my way to here,,, fuck youtube