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  • I wanted a leaf blower for years and finally had to buy my own for my b-day. My hubby thought it wasn't personal enough. I think it depends how long u have been together. I have all the jewelry I need. 

  • Buy me more jewelry!

  • nothing like a supposedly funny video to show the importance of a womans material worth

  • This is absolutely hilarious!

  • That's like.....illegal to lock them up like that.

  • First of all, stereotypes abound.

    Second of all... Ram is a fucking great gift! "Thank you for the memories" is also really cute.

  • Just by seeing this video, i Thank God for listening to the the professor, Tom Leykis for the Leykis 101 Lessons and on NOT getting hitched! My brothes-In-Laws Always end up in the doghouse for my sisters are really hard on them. ANY Self-Respecting men who love themselves would never commit & end up like this! And this is what happens when Feminazism (Feminism) rules applied, it goes to show you that most women in this American Society are materialistic.

  • Oh for f*** sakes people. Lighten up. This is not support group for misogynists or feminists.

  • @Kaalec No, you get real, when did feminists "lighten up" on men. Are you saying that what goes around does not come around? All feminists are really doing is insuring the next round of "I got you (women) under my thumb".

  • @oculist2020 I cannot decipher what your point is here, so I'll just say, in response to your home page, that no, I'm not an American. Thank Christ.

  • @Kaalec Perhaps you do not believe that in 2011 in a world still utterly controlled by men that it is not possible to put women back in the box men stuck them in for thousands of years to start with. Dismiss injustice if you like, you will soon be on the receiving end.

  • @oculist2020 There are several pressing issues facing women in North American society – equal pay for equal work, freedom from sexual harassment and abuse (although there are men who are also harassed and abused albeit not to the extent that women are). My point is, none of the serious issues are addressed by getting bent out of shape over a TV COMMERCIAL.

  • OMG! I would so love to see this done the other way around. Then it would be sexist and men would still be the assholes.

    But the most funny thing is the topic. You are a dog if you don't give your vain wife jewelry for christmas. So if I get it right - men are assholes all the time and women are superficial idiots that mostly wants to not clean? OMG!

  • @JeppeBlomgren well said

  • i would have loved that vacumn! or a new stand mixer. I never get my self thing like that I'm very practical.  I take care of the kids all day and as a army wife for months at a time with no help. So i would Love to get a vacumn when my hubby is here or even some uninterupted time to myself.

  • Fuck that - if I pay the mortgage/rent, I sleep where the fuck I want in my house.

  • BITCHES AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT HOES AN' TRICKS

  • Why so serious everyone? It's just a joke.

  • What kind of rancorous twat wife requires an expensive gift for anniversaries? Consumer culture is such bullshit.

  • I'd be happy with that vacuum cleaner! Or that laptop! I don't need diamonds, flowers or candy, give me something practical, and a nice card with a handwritten deep-felt romantic message, (or better yet, read it aloud or serenade me) and maybe a foot rub, and I'm yours!!

  • What do we do with the women who do not put out in the bedroom once they get their gifts?

  • I still remember the year my father bought my mother a food processor for Christmas!! LOL It did not go over well!!!

  • The very first birthday gift I received from my husband was a Leatherman, and we had been dating for a whole 2 months at the time. To date, it has been one of the most-used and most appreciated gifts I've ever gotten. :) And because he has been so up-front with me about how fragile a guy's ego really is, especially when it comes to things he does for his woman, this commercial makes me cringe. A lot. Diamonds shouldn't be a girl's best friend, her husband should.

  • What is that on your lip? LOL

  • Fucking stereotypes!

  • Damn. If my dad got my mom a new vacuum she would be thrilled! especially if he got her a Dyson.

  • What does men's earning power have to do with anti-male sexist commercials which seem to be everywhere? Besides, men are 93 pecent of all job-related deathes due to the jobs men do - and women don't. Women will earn as much as men when they are 50 percent of all job related deaths; now that's real equality. But it seems that women are too brainwashed by anti-male feminism.

  • Come on, admit it, your house needs to be vacuumed...I would not be offended if my hubby bought me a vacuum - just make sure its a Dyson!!

  • plz let's perpetuate the stereotypes. although...i loved the birthday when my hubbie got me a pager..so he could always get a hold of me. we have since remedied the problem and don't exchange gifts.

  • How incredibly misandrist! I'm glad I don't shop at JC Penny's. Fuck them and fuck the jewelry industry. And speaking of the jewelry industry, I love how many radical feminists are ready to attack the sex industry but are silent when it comes to the blood diamonds that African slaves have to dig up for them.

  • I suppose that if you're going to miss the point, you may as well not even come close. Something is only "sexist" if it suggest or concludes inferiority in one gender. Simply poking fun is not sexism.

    For which "holiday" is this ad intended? Christmas, Valentines day, or both?

  • @jcaziv Depicting men as brainless buffoons is not showing them as inferior beings? As others have pointed out, it's only "poking fun" when it's done to men, but if you do it to women you're a misogynist and must be killed for ever harming women's feelings.

  • I would love extra RAM for my desktop - especially with a note like that ^_^

  • For years my wife bugged me for a blender for our anniversary, but I thought it was too impersonal. Instead I got her things like jewelery, a camera, etc. Never spent less than $500 on a gift for her. One year I relented and bought her a blender. I guess she got what she really wanted, because from then on she had an excuse to badmouth me to all her friends. I'm so glad I eventually divorced her.

  • @roccostecko GOOD JOB! u left her :D now u can find a new girl lol a better one

  • To all men watching this.

    Search for the 5 most expensive divorces in google. And search for the top ten too. In most cases it's the same thing.

    In all cases it's men paying women.

    Think twice before you buy any expensive gifts for anyone. And make sure you get a prenup before marriage.

    Romantic things are not always expensive. Sing for her. Draw a portrait of her if you can draw. But protect your money. At least, make sure you don't have to beg on the street if the worst happens.

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  • You people complaining are out of your minds. This is just creative comedy depicting real life. Hats off to them I say. This ad makes me put more thought into the gifts I give and I think I'll go to JCP for them. There is just no pleasing the human race as many just love to be derogatory.

  • Um women aren't a minority group. Also, they directly or indirectly control about 85% of purchasing decisions.

    I'm guessing JCP doesn't give a sh*t about everyone's complaining here, which by the way is way more feminine than anything in this ad.

  • This is absolutely horrible. It is demeaning to men beyond comprehension.

    It basically states that a man's act of love toward his wife or girlfriend is not enough, that he is to be ostracized and ridiculed for not satisfying his wife or girlfriend's ungrateful, selfish desires.  So much is he to be ostracized, that he is to live in a dog house, in harsh living conditions, eat dog food, and grovel at the feet of a female Parole Board". This is sick!

  • @CommonSenseBrigade Get a life I 'm guessin ur single. its just a joke but its ok when society make women look like whores

  • @CommonSenseBrigade I know what you mean. I've been there done that. I just got out but I'm permanetly outta the dog house i've been in which was years. And i've never been happier.

  • wah wah wah- if we whine like you guys boy do we hear about it !! Take it for what it is.. a funny clip...lighten up Francis !!!

  • @ME262B2 but what if the commercial turned the tables. The commercial'd be put off the air midway through it's showing.

    The commercial'd make more sense that way because If you ask me, more that a guy, doesn't a bitch belong in a dog house?

  • @MrSkiwicz - And don't you think that women come off looking like ungrateful shrews?

  • @nooneelsehasthisnam2 But that's because the majority of them are. Trust me. You'd give something to a woman and she'll guarantee spit in your face within hours about it. She'll even deny that she even received anything and tell people so, as well. Or say that what she got from you was nothing even though it costs you hundreds.

  • Women are often portrayed as frigid, non submissive nags. So waaahh, men can be depicted as insensitive and selfish, big deal. Nicely done ad by JCP. Hilarious. (And I once received a lawn mower for mothers day.)

  • Ingeniously done. Today's marketing, how scary it can be.

  • But you are right about freakin feminization of our poor society. Now drop and give me a lifetime recruit!

  • Yeah and it may show how "whipped" you are that you care what women's groups "allow".  HAW!

  • thumbs up if you were nerdy enough to laugh at "thank you for the memories"

    XXXXXD

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  • This doghouse video would be a lot more creditable if the head judge didn't look like that idiot Nancy Pelosi. But other than that, it is hilarious - even from a guy's point of view. Try not to read too much into it. Just enjoy it for what it is. I am not that insecure that I can not laugh at "Man jokes."

  • The ads that depict women negatively are rare. Most of the time women are the ones with their arms crossed or on their hips telling men what to do. A casual glance at tv advertising is proof of that although I've made a study of this and found only two anti female ads compared to 147 (currently) anti male ads

    .Does anyone believe that our current "politically correct" culture would dare show women portrayed in the dog house in the same manner as the men depicted above? Be honest now.

  • slap the bitch up

  • Sexist ad. Any self respecting man would boycott this.

  • @MultiWingnut Sexist ad? You gotta be joking! Sexism towards men is a contradiciton in terms. I believe it is because we have too much dignity and intelligence to accept similar Politically Correct self-victimization and I am proud that sexism towards me is banned by the disgusting neo-communist societies we have become. What kind self-respecting man will run around like some member of the hundreds of previliged minority groups, wailing. "Oooo, that's discrimination!".?

  • @Matthysable

    What? Sexism towards men is a contradiction in terms? Sexism is sexism, towards men or women. What would happen if the same ad was reproduced with the men instead of women and vice versa? People will be raising hell about it, even men. In this case the analogue to the privileged minority group is women, and they have been running around wailing about discrimination since the feminist movement has started. It's time we evened out the playing field.

  • Hey, I'd gladly take the vacuum. That one he bought looks to be 100 times better than the piece of shit I'm toting around. I think it's a perception thing. Apparently, she took the vacuum as a sign that he thinks she's not keeping the house clean enough. I'd look at it as the fact that he's trying to make my work load easier. See what I mean?

  • If you need a vacuum cleaner, you go out and buy one. If you need an iron, go out and buy one. Toaster - same thing.  These aren't "gifts" they're home necessities.

  • Seriously! I would have taken the ram for my computer. The card he put with it was so cute! I would have huggled my man for the ram ^^ you know, if I had one -sits under her table all lonley and stuff-

  • Also guys, beware of giving her a lawn mower for Mother's Day!! My LATE husband did that!! Now he's gone :(

  • Men, it's really simple: go ahead and get the vacuum cleaners and blenders, but NOT for a birthday, anniv. or Christmas gift. That is when you give jewelry, spa gifts, and clothes/shoes from her favorite store. What, you don't know her favorite store? Ask her. She'll be happy to tell you. We really want to help you get us nice stuff but you have to get out of that 'I'll get her what I'd like" mentality.

  • @boogerguy2 she should be happy she's getting anything in the 1st place. Who gets angry over receiving a free gift? Women. And don't talk about men getting outta that mentality. Women get us what they like as gifts all that time, whenever they do it, which is rarely. Thank goodness for giftcards.

  • I just sent my man this video with my gift list attached!

  • Feminism

    ¬¬ xD (is the true...)

  • If it is "silly fun" then why are women never depicted in this "silly fun" manner? When there is a jerk or a dummy in an advertisement it is always the male. That's how feminized our culture has become. Advertisers are afraid of offending women but not men who are depicted as second class sub humans. Women's organizations would never accept such depictions of women. It's too "politically incorrect".

  • @MrSkiwicz You are absolutely correct.

  • @MrSkiwicz There are ads which depict women as being silly. They exist. This is just a humorous way of saying: "Men, don't think your wife is going to be over the moon if you give her a vacuum cleaner as an anniversary present". It's also obviously subversion of sexist 1950s ads. I reckon you're either looking for an excuse to be offended or you've got a chip on your shoulder about how women's role in society has changed.

  • @MrSkiwicz look up some beer adverts. and besides, i think women are allowed some harmless fun considering we live in an inherently sexist society. we have hundreds if not thousands of years to catch up on. at least we have the decency to be funny

  • @MrSkiwicz I'm with you on this on. The reality, to stereotype. Women do not have a sense of humor, men do.

  • @MrSkiwicz aww poor male feels victimised. Well don't feel bad little man, on average males still earn between $800'000-$1'000'000 over their working life.

  • @paulfitzpa

    Yes, I'm sure he, like most men makes $25 000 more per year than women doing the exact same job.

    And the sky is green and oceans are red.

    Riiiight....

    That $1M figure doesn't mean jack shit if its is skewed by multi-billionaires and compared among people with different professions. Having a vagina doesn't entitle you to that million - you have to at least pull your own weight like the (few) men who make that kind of money.

  • @paulfitzpa that's because we take less time off, (no maternity leave or period leave) take more risks, are more ambitious, work long days, everyday, for decades till we're dead and don't spend our money on trivial things like purses, sb coffee, nails. That's why we rightfully earn more.

  • @MrSkiwicz that's right , haha, oh well after 100's of years of women being subjected to mistreatment by men, you can suck it up. It's a parody, whatever.

  • @MrSkiwicz What a load of crap. "Feminized," my ass. Haven't you ever seen Lucille Ball? Goldie Hawn? Joan Rivers and Phyllis Diller? No, you're too full of your own self-righteous outrage to notice female comedians who play women as silly or odd or incompetent.

  • @MrSkiwicz Even the female head of a European government women's rights agency has resigned saying..."women now have more rights than men". EQUAL rights? Seems that women and the courts have been telling lies, they simply wanted to be SUPERIOR as they always believed they where. Well, men gave women their rights, excessive though they are, and the last I checked men are still running the world, seems it may be time to reel them in a little, or a lot, that to will be a woman's choice.

  • @oculist2020 If women say, which they do and will, that it is just that they are viewed as superior in order to attain equality, then the full measure of feminism may well be viewed justly as another f word, farce.

  • @MrSkiwicz *too

  • Respond to this video... Oh yes baby, I'm waiting for you. Waiting to hear how Justice is not important to women. So, come on baby, tell me.

  • lighten up peeps:) it is silly fun:)

  • One Xmas, I got a really nice Corningware set from my husband! We were at the store & he let me pick it out & when we got home, I wrapped it up. Then, on Xmas, I opened it, while he recorded my utter surprise on camera. "Oh, honey! It's perfect, just what I wanted!"

    My sweet son innocently tells me, "Momma, you can open it up & try it." I told him, "Mommy will open it later. I do love it. It's perfect." It really was perfect. We were together, all of us. That's what really matters.

  • Well I know what I'll be doing for Christmas, not using JC penny. Sexist piece of shit.

  • And any woman who gives her man a crappy present goes straight to the whore house!

  • @OzDelphi

    Dude, only problem is they'd like that!

  • This is unfortunately, yet, another male-bashing commercial (one of many). Our culture does not dare depict women in this manner because womens organizations would screech like wounded monkeys...as they always do.

  • I have about 2,000,000 points for good deeds...just can't cash them in.

  • Praise God for this amazing video!!!!!! I was touched deeply, it was not just a video... no, this is art.

  • Thats so Tara.

  • The best of all gifts is love...it is free and lasts forever. If a man's worth is judged by the monetary value of the gifts he gives, the woman recipient isn't worthy of it. If the gift he gives is motivated by love, and she deems it inadequate (shudder shudder) she should be in the doghouse, not he.

  • @catholicmaxima Yeah, good luck with that theory

  • @catholicmaxima I completely agree with you. Money can't buy love. Money can't buy time. Money can't buy common courtesy or common sense.

  • Yes, what Bandolorian said! It's a funny commercial but I've always hated the double standard when it comes to gift giving with women. Damned if you do, damned if you screw up......!

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  • My doghouse has cable, internet, a recliner a fridge and a bar. I don't wait to get sent, I go on my own.

  • So women want all these lavish thoughtful gifts? What lavish thoughtful gifts do we get in return? Oh thats right, women feel that giving THAT gift is all they need to give. You get what you give, if it doesnt come back around stop giving it period.

  • Simply hilarious.

  • This is hysterical! A woman wants a romantic gift guys, not something that says "clean the house" or "you're fat"! Personally, I'm not into jewelry, but many women are. How about a gift certificate for his and her massages? Scented soaps? Cashmere sweater? Her favorite scent (doesn't have to be the pricey perfume...there's cologne and toilet water which are a lighter version and less expensive), two tickets to a show or concert she's been talking about, etc.

  • @sbf54 This is the fundamental problem, vanity. Women feel empowered to demand special consideration ("go buy me something I don't need but expect you to provide for me, a git that appeals to my vanity"). Of coarse special this consideration is nice, but in the grand scheme, not necessarily due. You get down on your knees to beg the boss for more hours bust your ass getting the work done, then spend the extra cash and jeopardize family financial security to feed this vanity. (cont)

  • Yet again women are portrayed as manipulative, uncommunicative and passive-aggressive, while men are portrayed as weak, fumbling idiots. Way to persuade us to spend money in your store.

    The dog house is a "place" men are sent by virtue of the woman shunning and not talking to the man, making him feel awful. This is psychological torture. I, for one, will never stand for that. Talk about issues. It's really quite easy.

  • ...i actually got my gf a gym membership with yoga matts/video and a workout game for the wii last year...300$ of MY hard earned money to save our relationship and i havnt been out of the dog house since, i still think it was a wicked gift, id love to get that stuff.

  • Two Xmas ago, I gave my wife a to- of-line iron because I thought she needed to replace the old one. I never heard the end of it for a week. Another time, I bough her a Scanpan that comes with a lifetime warranty, I nearly wore it on my head.

  • Really. Are woman that damn superficial? My engagement ring, before we were gifted one that was stering silver and cubic zirconia, was a mood ring that cost $3. And I was perfectly happy with it, even when it started turning my finger a wierd green color. I was happy because we didn't have much then, and we don't have much now. Love shouldn't be limited by how much jewelry a man gives his wife or GF. Grow up, and start caring about shit that is worth something.

  • I know someone who actually gave a mechanical, sleeping puppy to his wife in lieu of a real one. Can you say DOH!!!! What an idiot.

  • I would be happy if i would get a RAM, i need one. :D But i would be far more happy for a ring or something :D

  • Pansies...

  • My wife wanted (and received) an electric drill for her holiday ;-) Way cool ;-)

  • "Thanks for the memories" -aaawwww! I have to admit, I once got excited over getting a new printer, but the boyfriend (now ex) was still a jerk. He should get a life sentence in the Doghouse!

  • "Thanks for the memories" -aaawwww!

  • been there...

  • 89 men gave their girlfriends the wrong gift...

  • Daul bag, this is the best vacuum you'll ever have" lolz

  • That was like a $300 vacuum cleaner.

  • @DiCkRiChArDz ...more like a thousand, i got my gf a dyson ball vacuum for her bday it was 980 plus tax and if i hadnt of ducked i would have worn it as a mask

  • A misandrist's wet dream.

  • i love that they're eating quiche and having chai lattes!

    i'm like, 'wait, is that a punishment?' and then i realized i DON'T know any men love either of those as much as me and my girlfriends do. lol!

  • Every woman should have a doghouse in her backyard with an electric chain link fence.

  • Hilarious

  • Funny how only women find this hilarious, I bet'cha wouldn't find it hilarious if it were women who were betrayed negatively.

  • Well this shit is sexist against men. Fukken downvoted.

  • Did anybody else notice how damn pretty the first chick was? He should have bought her a better gift, like a ring or some crap like that....

  • @ripperduck ..he should have given her a dick in a box

  • I just love this video - came in handy today - sent to my husband (of barely a year) because he Forgot it was my birthday untll After he got to work and was writing the date. I never said a word...wanted to see how long it would take him.

  • @toomanycats305 ..thats entrapment, my ex would have done that

  • I'm so thankful I've never been in the Dog House

  • Oh this is funny....funny!!!

  • ya well i got my wife things she liked and she just wanted too much and treated me like shit... we are going to divorce now. stupid bitch can go find a guy who will give her all the money in the world and put up with "your the reason why Im so depressed"...yet take my money every fuckin time just because she wanted to get something b4 her friends and cuzins leaving me a month behind on my bills...

  • @hawaiiancerveza

    Dude, pass her over to me and i'll sort her out!

  • Every guy should watch this... Don't end up in the Doghouse like ole' 'Dual Bag'........ Hahahaha

  • too predictable-boring as hell

  • "What's that on your lip?"  LOL

  • Relax, it is a joke....how many sexist jokes are there for women? It works both ways, but it is not always funny, that much is true...

  • you find this sexist shit funny? you must be a fucking whore because honestly shit like this is not funny,in fact it shows men as idiots,if you think men are idiots you can go and eat shit before jumping from the highest building head first.

  • hahahahha this is fucking gold, i rofled through the whole video it was hard watching it roofl XD hahhaha fuckin aaaye man, gr8 idea xD hahahhaha and it's so real rofl

  • The woman's voice on the PA in the background is sort of funny too. "stop checking out other women in restaurants", "express your feelings"....etc.

  • My father-in-law and I watched this with my mother-in-law and my Wife..and the women laughed. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I wasn't sure about them laughing..but this had me rolling on the floor!

  • Brilliant! Dual Bag LOL

  • Moustache Wax!! LMAO

  • Having bought jewellery in the past, I was about to get my wife a really nice DAB / iPod docking station.

    Having watched this J C Penney ad, I realise that the docking station is wrong but jewellery only buys a temporary stay of execution and I haven't got any better ideas. The doghouse is inevitable so I might as well spend the money on DVD box sets to keep me entertained while I'm in it.

  • "what is this, cheese pie?" i am laughing and crying at the same time....i swear

  • Remember, it is a commercial for J.C. Penney Jewelry!!!!!!

  • that was kinda crappy wasnt that funny kinda but not really

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  • It's funny, you retards. It's not a documentary. This is as much a joke about women as it is about men.

  • this if offensive to men;

    We need a Man Group to hold woman accountable for their hateful commercials.

  • I don't understand.

    For decades, women have been insulted by jokes. Now finally, a commercial comes along about a guy being in the "doghouse" and now you guys are bitching about it.

    Don't watch it, if it offends you.

  • @FrostyFrostbite For decades? So has men, were have you been the last 30 years? I find it funny how women always say "grow some humooor" yet if it was the other way around they'd be like "omg that's so sexist!"

  • Yeah this Male Bashing mixed with marketing expensive material gifts. Lets see something humorous against women.

  • I thought the computer RAM gift was awesome/sweet gift XD....pssht.. some women!

  • @SakuraVixen

    that would be awesome... and the memory pun too... pwnt

  • @SakuraVixen

    well, choose your women wisely. my last boyfriend gave me RAM for my netbook and I was pretty psyched! :D

  • @teehype @teehype I am a woman, haha. I'm just saying some chicks need to get their tampons out of their butts. I would love RAM for my pc from my bf :D

  • Does this mean that women only like grovelling, snivelling, brow beaten cardigan wearers?

    Pulleeeaasssee.. how many times have I had to sit through countless hours of 'chic flicks' only to be insulted by HER falling asleep half way through the movie!

    These feminist adds are demeaning and as bad as the sexist flicks of the '60's.. any self supporting male wouldn't be 'walked' anywhere by a women.. soo NOT funny!

  • I guess I'm weird... my husband gave me a Dyson and I love it!! My son gave me more RAM for my laptop, and I appreciate it! Oh, well.

  • man i woulda given her a brain they all need one..lol

  • What bullshit... Like she's not going to use that vacuum the majority of the time. What a cunt.. Feminism today pfft, I'll never get married, gives them too much power.

    A toolset is thoughtful but a vacuum cleaner = "sexism" ... Hypocrites.

  • lol,... quiche!

  • WOW! Perfect timing for me to see this vid! my anniversary is in exactly one month from today! This video is really going to work on my boyfriend when I show it to him tonight! Muwahahahaa!

  • so ill cancel the bowling ball i ordered for wifey. nice ball too... =(

  • This is the cleverest commercial of all time. Great production, acting and scripting: funny as hell! This is what viral/spiral marketing is supposed to be; how can you not send this on to all your buddies? Wit, sophisitcation and vibrancy. Will the agency who did this please stand up?

  • Yeah, just wait till she finds out you got her jewelry from JC Penney instead of a real jewelry store.....

  • Absolutely Hilarious! "Dual Bag" LOL!

  • Does this mean turn yourself into a girl and then you'll get along?

  • Now, I may be on my own here, but stick with me... couldn't this use another, oh, I don't know... 4 or 5 minutes? I mean that 4:45 just FLIES by as-is. I guess what I'm saying is I never want this video to end. It's THAT good. </sarcasm.