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  • Me at the drug store

    "I dont wont AXE goddamn it, Im a Dapper Dan man!"

  • Best movie ever!

  • I just went to the bathroom. Vote thumbs up.

  • The two top comments both stem from two different youtube comment stereotypes.

  • a dozen hairnets fahahahahaha

  • BEST.LINE.EVER.

  • 3 people use FOP instead of Dapper Dan

  • damn! were in a tight spot!

  • don't want FOP goddamn it!

  • FOP stands for Full Of Piss... So don't buy it!

  • @RalphCQ Well I don't want FOP goddammit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!

  • Fop sucks. I hate when I can't find any dapper dan... :/

  • Sorry, but I'd loke to take a trip to "Old Timey Ville." I'm personally tired of this 'Technologically Advanced Age,' that's slouching fast to Gomorroah.

  • 3 people are fop men, not dapper dan men...its a damn shame

  • "FORGET IT!"

    *smack*

    "That's uh...dozen hairnets."

  • Press 5 for amazingness

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  • 3 people are FOP men

  • 0:26 . . . "Well, ain't this place geographical oddity . . . two weeks from everywhere!" - Love it!!!

  • press play on the video on press and hold 6 on your keyboard

  • click 0:16 over and over

  • @yamaharules2010 LOL! love this scene

  • What is the Coen Brothers' obsession with pomade? See Raising Arizona. There's someone in their lives that appreciates hair treatments.

  • Thumbs up if you're a dapper dan man

  • @PowerGlove79 If I could find it, I would definitely be a Dapper Dan man, but until then, I'm a Suave user.

  • "Well.... errrrr... Ain't this place...errrr. Geographical oddity.... Two weeks from everywhere!" ---> Epic

  • FOP's packaging looks like shit compared to Dapper Dan.

  • I don't want FOP goddammit! I'm a dapper dan man!

  • Press 5: There's the gravy.

  • hes like a kid cryin for candy lol i want dapper dan damnit!

  • Forget it!....... A dozen hair nets

  • thumbs up across the board!

  • *sheds tear* Ahhh, my namesake.

  • Warcraft 3 Bandit.

  • I love this movie. I'm a dapper dan man

  • Three people live two weeks from everywhere! 

  • great movie, gotta love the coen brothers

  • 3 people love fop

  • Well I don't want FOP god dammit! I 'm a dapper dan man!

  • Press 9 for super beat off mode!

  • Is anyone else reminded of the Old Man from "Pawn Stars" when they see and hear the store owner?

  • hit 5 lol

  • ... a dozen hair nets. (classic!)

  • I really like Clooney's acting in Syrianna and his more 'serious' films but he is such a great comedic actor - so funny!

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  • Hit the number five over and over.

  • @JonnyAmp27 to annoy nearby catholics

  • @JonnyAmp27 Hit the 8 over and over: "2 weeks from everywhere"

  • I am going to go into a barber shop and when he asks what type of hair gel I want, I want to say "I don't want _____________, goddammit. Imma dapper dan man!" When he suggests a different one.

  • Maybe my favorite part of what is one of my favorite movies

  • Fop is the best name for any product ever.

  • Two people like fop.

  • He has great hair.

  • Lmfao!!! I luv this movie!! Sooo fukin funny!!

  • 2 people arent dapper dan men

  • @rockaugust

    They use FAP when they go and search for internet porn I guess.

  • I am from Bristol, and everywhere else is two weeks from here!!!! LOL

  • "Well, I don't WANT Fop, goddamn it!"

  • Fop: Fop became a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes in 17th century England.

    A modern-day fop may also be a reference to a foolish person who is overly concerned about their clothing and incapable of engaging in intellectual conversations, activities or thoughts.

  • @AmiableOrchid

    Interesting, thanks

  • "Forget it... I'll have a dozen hair nets."

  • Well i dont want FOP God damnit...Ima dapper dan man

  • A Dapper Dan Man is hard to stop!

  • Thumbs up if you don't wanna tell tales out of school. :D

  • There's nothing worse than being betrayed by a Hogwallop! LOL

  • I wouldn't want Fop either. Even the name is bad...

  • well...aint this place a geographical oddity....2 WEEKS FROM EVERYWHERE!

    *slaps money on the counter*

    just uh...2 dozen hairnets

  • Idont want FOP Goddammit

  • I dont want fop god damnit!

  • Hahaha, what the hell kind of name is FOP anyway? It's great though. It's amusingly satisfying to hear 'FOP' juxtaposed to 'Goddamnit!'

  • and stay outta woolworths. class!

  • Love this segment ... funny stuff! We're in a tight spot!

  • I'm a Murray's man myself...

  • This is the best movie George ever made! My favorite civillian movie!

  • lol Dapper Dan...its like vaseline haha

  • This line goes well anytime something doesn't go your way with a teller, regardless of what store you are at or what you're buying. I swear by it.

  • I used this line at a paintball store in CA.... and got the boot out the door "Refusal of servicce" appartently he never saw this movie.

  • LOL, did you slap the money down?

  • @Hopllyte You shouldn't have done it in California, lol.

  • hairnet

  • "I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

  • This is absolutely brilliant dialogue! So funny

  • "Ain't that a Geographical Oddity? 2 weeks from everywhere." Clooney is funny is this movie! lol XD

  • "Forget it! ...Just, a dozen hairnets."

    Haha great scene.

  • Big Dan Teague - "So long boys. See you in the funny papers."

  • i live two weeks from every were and its super

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  • i remember seeing this scene for the first time in the theater and laughing out loud for a good 10 seconds or so, Clooney's sarcasm really made the line funny as hell! some people around us didn't quite get it i guess.

  • I'm a FOP man, and can't see anything wrong with it.

  • Young Feller..

  • Hold on now, I don't want this pomade *Whack* , I want Dapper Dan!

  • @JonLTD

    I don't sell Dapper Dan, I sell Fop.

  • @EricAKATheBelgianGuy

    Its "I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop."

  • @pimpdaddy316 Well, close enough. But still, I love how deadpan that guy is.

  • i have used that line before, i was getting gas on night and the guy told me it would take like an hr. b/c a gas truck was runnin late i yelled that to him and he just looked at me ,lol, i walked out and didn't get the gas.lol,

  • LOL thats awesome, that would have made a good youtube video ha

  • did you get a dozen hair nets?

  • I did for him and he's never been happier. Goddamnit!

  • ha mine too! thanks for posting this! I've been looking for this scene only and can't believe I just found it.

  • lmfao favorite scene in the movie

  • LOL I'm glad other people found this scene as funny as I did when I first saw this film.

  • lol a dozen hair nets

  • i dont want FOP goddamnit! im a dapper dan man! watch your language young feller.

  • I don't want FOP! I'm a dapper dan man!

  • @OmegaXP you forgot "goddamn it"

  • @OmegaXP I love his little head thing he does when he says FOP!

  • @OmegaXP

    favourite quote of all time!

  • "A dozen hair nets." lol

    I love this movie.

    5/5.

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