Sorry, but I'd loke to take a trip to "Old Timey Ville." I'm personally tired of this 'Technologically Advanced Age,' that's slouching fast to Gomorroah.
I am going to go into a barber shop and when he asks what type of hair gel I want, I want to say "I don't want _____________, goddammit. Imma dapper dan man!" When he suggests a different one.
Fop: Fop became a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes in 17th century England.
A modern-day fop may also be a reference to a foolish person who is overly concerned about their clothing and incapable of engaging in intellectual conversations, activities or thoughts.
i remember seeing this scene for the first time in the theater and laughing out loud for a good 10 seconds or so, Clooney's sarcasm really made the line funny as hell! some people around us didn't quite get it i guess.
i have used that line before, i was getting gas on night and the guy told me it would take like an hr. b/c a gas truck was runnin late i yelled that to him and he just looked at me ,lol, i walked out and didn't get the gas.lol,
Me at the drug store
"I dont wont AXE goddamn it, Im a Dapper Dan man!"
cjcool91 2 weeks ago
Best movie ever!
loadsled 2 weeks ago
I just went to the bathroom. Vote thumbs up.
einherjar927x 1 month ago
The two top comments both stem from two different youtube comment stereotypes.
jfennimore 1 month ago 5
a dozen hairnets fahahahahaha
dickassman420 1 month ago
BEST.LINE.EVER.
mikechorizo 1 month ago
3 people use FOP instead of Dapper Dan
xzzytv 1 month ago
damn! were in a tight spot!
picaticatara 2 months ago 6
don't want FOP goddamn it!
PurelyTruly 2 months ago
FOP stands for Full Of Piss... So don't buy it!
RalphCQ 2 months ago
@RalphCQ Well I don't want FOP goddammit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!
ohcysp10 1 week ago
Fop sucks. I hate when I can't find any dapper dan... :/
zrh1132 2 months ago
Sorry, but I'd loke to take a trip to "Old Timey Ville." I'm personally tired of this 'Technologically Advanced Age,' that's slouching fast to Gomorroah.
jeff62rey 2 months ago
3 people are fop men, not dapper dan men...its a damn shame
MistaMase102 2 months ago
"FORGET IT!"
*smack*
"That's uh...dozen hairnets."
bohemianbabe08 3 months ago
Press 5 for amazingness
stutternaut 3 months ago
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BoxxyizQueen 3 months ago
3 people are FOP men
nickatina40 4 months ago
0:26 . . . "Well, ain't this place geographical oddity . . . two weeks from everywhere!" - Love it!!!
sidDkid87 4 months ago
press play on the video on press and hold 6 on your keyboard
justinshell01 4 months ago
click 0:16 over and over
yamaharules2010 4 months ago
@yamaharules2010 LOL! love this scene
sidDkid87 4 months ago
What is the Coen Brothers' obsession with pomade? See Raising Arizona. There's someone in their lives that appreciates hair treatments.
bettyfelon1 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you're a dapper dan man
PowerGlove79 5 months ago 79
@PowerGlove79 If I could find it, I would definitely be a Dapper Dan man, but until then, I'm a Suave user.
ChaneyDeMunn 10 hours ago
"Well.... errrrr... Ain't this place...errrr. Geographical oddity.... Two weeks from everywhere!" ---> Epic
SkyBlu001 6 months ago
FOP's packaging looks like shit compared to Dapper Dan.
jazzmasterjesus 6 months ago 2
I don't want FOP goddammit! I'm a dapper dan man!
jazzmasterjesus 6 months ago 6
Press 5: There's the gravy.
Kensei007 6 months ago
hes like a kid cryin for candy lol i want dapper dan damnit!
SpbillycSp 7 months ago
Forget it!....... A dozen hair nets
lebanonhouse35 7 months ago
thumbs up across the board!
oneezy 8 months ago
*sheds tear* Ahhh, my namesake.
dapperdanman88 8 months ago
Warcraft 3 Bandit.
CarnifaxMachine 8 months ago
I love this movie. I'm a dapper dan man
LeaderDontShiv 9 months ago
Three people live two weeks from everywhere!
WolfeCoBen 9 months ago
great movie, gotta love the coen brothers
Theburn77 10 months ago
3 people love fop
babeofthestreets 10 months ago 6
Well I don't want FOP god dammit! I 'm a dapper dan man!
deathjudge2006 11 months ago 5
Press 9 for super beat off mode!
cnmwolf3 11 months ago 3
Is anyone else reminded of the Old Man from "Pawn Stars" when they see and hear the store owner?
JackLoyal93 11 months ago 10
hit 5 lol
cavegirl627 1 year ago
... a dozen hair nets. (classic!)
HunterMann 1 year ago
I really like Clooney's acting in Syrianna and his more 'serious' films but he is such a great comedic actor - so funny!
madeinengland90 1 year ago
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thejasoninator 1 year ago
Hit the number five over and over.
JonnyAmp27 1 year ago
@JonnyAmp27 to annoy nearby catholics
thejasoninator 1 year ago
@JonnyAmp27 Hit the 8 over and over: "2 weeks from everywhere"
HunterMann 1 year ago
I am going to go into a barber shop and when he asks what type of hair gel I want, I want to say "I don't want _____________, goddammit. Imma dapper dan man!" When he suggests a different one.
DarkAssassin2259 1 year ago
Maybe my favorite part of what is one of my favorite movies
MegaAldoN 1 year ago
Fop is the best name for any product ever.
Spectic 1 year ago 2
Two people like fop.
Tails137 1 year ago 2
He has great hair.
KoroRoopu 1 year ago
Lmfao!!! I luv this movie!! Sooo fukin funny!!
IvyCreager 1 year ago
2 people arent dapper dan men
rockaugust 1 year ago 15
@rockaugust
They use FAP when they go and search for internet porn I guess.
Bram25 3 weeks ago
I am from Bristol, and everywhere else is two weeks from here!!!! LOL
damnigotoldquick 1 year ago
"Well, I don't WANT Fop, goddamn it!"
EricAKATheBelgianGuy 1 year ago
Fop: Fop became a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes in 17th century England.
A modern-day fop may also be a reference to a foolish person who is overly concerned about their clothing and incapable of engaging in intellectual conversations, activities or thoughts.
AmiableOrchid 1 year ago
@AmiableOrchid
Interesting, thanks
MegaAldoN 1 year ago
"Forget it... I'll have a dozen hair nets."
marinecorps29 1 year ago
Well i dont want FOP God damnit...Ima dapper dan man
nailson6917 1 year ago 4
A Dapper Dan Man is hard to stop!
tedh754 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you don't wanna tell tales out of school. :D
LighterMan98 1 year ago
There's nothing worse than being betrayed by a Hogwallop! LOL
Helicon2112 1 year ago
I wouldn't want Fop either. Even the name is bad...
420Slaterson 1 year ago 3
well...aint this place a geographical oddity....2 WEEKS FROM EVERYWHERE!
*slaps money on the counter*
just uh...2 dozen hairnets
bpoohed189 1 year ago
Idont want FOP Goddammit
unkwonstudios 1 year ago
I dont want fop god damnit!
Xunh0lyX 1 year ago
Hahaha, what the hell kind of name is FOP anyway? It's great though. It's amusingly satisfying to hear 'FOP' juxtaposed to 'Goddamnit!'
FastDashEight 1 year ago 4
and stay outta woolworths. class!
beenee1000 2 years ago
Love this segment ... funny stuff! We're in a tight spot!
lonewulf44 2 years ago
I'm a Murray's man myself...
philjohn25 2 years ago
This is the best movie George ever made! My favorite civillian movie!
paratrooper629 2 years ago
lol Dapper Dan...its like vaseline haha
joeygsmom 2 years ago
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"I'm a Dapper Dan man!" GOTTAMNIT!
homohemuli2 2 years ago
This line goes well anytime something doesn't go your way with a teller, regardless of what store you are at or what you're buying. I swear by it.
bxymox 2 years ago 8
I used this line at a paintball store in CA.... and got the boot out the door "Refusal of servicce" appartently he never saw this movie.
Hopllyte 2 years ago 4
LOL, did you slap the money down?
bpoohed189 1 year ago
@Hopllyte You shouldn't have done it in California, lol.
TheJamesDun 1 year ago
hairnet
chickennone 2 years ago
"I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
YouGotMeJuicy 2 years ago 2
This is absolutely brilliant dialogue! So funny
DES32988 2 years ago 3
"Ain't that a Geographical Oddity? 2 weeks from everywhere." Clooney is funny is this movie! lol XD
MrYomanwhatup 2 years ago
"Forget it! ...Just, a dozen hairnets."
Haha great scene.
Mickvh 2 years ago 2
Big Dan Teague - "So long boys. See you in the funny papers."
tresfenton 2 years ago
i live two weeks from every were and its super
bilbobagins1951 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
I don't want FOP, g*dammit! I'm a Dapper Dan Man!
Ha! Clooney was great!
CuteLilTeacher 2 years ago
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CuteLilTeacher 2 years ago
i remember seeing this scene for the first time in the theater and laughing out loud for a good 10 seconds or so, Clooney's sarcasm really made the line funny as hell! some people around us didn't quite get it i guess.
jelani96 2 years ago 7
I'm a FOP man, and can't see anything wrong with it.
StonyRay 2 years ago 5
Young Feller..
ThePolkovnik 2 years ago 3
Hold on now, I don't want this pomade *Whack* , I want Dapper Dan!
JonLTD 2 years ago 4
@JonLTD
I don't sell Dapper Dan, I sell Fop.
EricAKATheBelgianGuy 1 year ago
@EricAKATheBelgianGuy
Its "I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop."
pimpdaddy316 1 year ago
@pimpdaddy316 Well, close enough. But still, I love how deadpan that guy is.
EricAKATheBelgianGuy 1 year ago
i have used that line before, i was getting gas on night and the guy told me it would take like an hr. b/c a gas truck was runnin late i yelled that to him and he just looked at me ,lol, i walked out and didn't get the gas.lol,
revesse 2 years ago 8
LOL thats awesome, that would have made a good youtube video ha
MPG350 2 years ago
did you get a dozen hair nets?
madscout96 2 years ago 3
I did for him and he's never been happier. Goddamnit!
bxymox 2 years ago
ha mine too! thanks for posting this! I've been looking for this scene only and can't believe I just found it.
mittelfrueh 2 years ago 4
lmfao favorite scene in the movie
swallowyoursoul91 2 years ago 4
LOL I'm glad other people found this scene as funny as I did when I first saw this film.
Althman 3 years ago 7
lol a dozen hair nets
1mockme1 3 years ago 5
i dont want FOP goddamnit! im a dapper dan man! watch your language young feller.
dylan962300 3 years ago 5
I don't want FOP! I'm a dapper dan man!
OmegaXP 3 years ago 95
@OmegaXP you forgot "goddamn it"
jamesmichael123 1 year ago
@OmegaXP I love his little head thing he does when he says FOP!
DarthTurducken 1 year ago
@OmegaXP
favourite quote of all time!
MrCravendish 4 months ago
"A dozen hair nets." lol
I love this movie.
5/5.
MordantWinter 3 years ago 18