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  • can the flying spaghetti monster make farts smell better? mine are kinda icky and hot dog smelling.

  • Just let me tell you this. In about 2000 years people will find our science funny seeing how it is full of mistakes to them. So do not judge the people who live in the past to much.

  • Religion is just another view point of the human mind.

    They where primitive and did not know a lot about the universe.

    That is why they made gods. Because they feared the destructive power of nature.

    But there are some interesting facts in the bible that i have found true, but they where described by a limited knowledge and great imagination.

    See the order of creating and forget time for a moment.

    First earth, then water, then sky, then plants, then animals.

    Even then they knew the order.

  • A magician and his troll cannot discern the awesome word of GOD. Magic is the art of manipulating reality through the Luciferian occult and illuminati. They have an agenda to discredit the word of God. Read the Bible yourself and make up your own mind. Gods reality for us is stated in John 3:16.

  • A magician and his troll cannot discern the awesome word of GOD. Magic is the art of manipulating reality through the Luciferian occult and illuminati. They have an agenda to discredit the word of God. Read the Bible yourself and make up your own mind. Gods reality for us is stated in John 3:16.

  • No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true. - Oscar Wilde

    ^ Religion in a nutshell.

  • Without religion .. good men will do good things

    and evil men will do evil things

    but only in a world with religion will good men do EVIL things

  • 3:26 what a twit

  • and here i thought they were just magicians

  • I think there trying to co-opt those who figure it out and walk off the reservation! The trinity is nothing more than the Egyption trinity or the Norse trinity or the Indian trinity rehashed for the christians, with new actors! You see there a whole lot more sophisticated than us! They know human psychology and know how to enslave our minds!

  • I like what he says but why does he repeatedly sign the devils salute called the cornutos and the O.K. sign which is 666. But again I believe he brings up valid points! I know there are thousands of contradictions and its written in fairy tale fashion and is very immature and illogical for a all knowing God! The Bible was made in a story fashion cause it works!

  • nope...bible is man-made

  • Spoiler alert: Jesus dies.

  • @300isyourfriend He comes back as a robot in the sequal though. =)

  • I'm god, end of story.

  • Wasn't that shorter guy in fear factor??...

  • They are just not funny. They think they are ( that's what irks me ). And to make fun of Elvis as well, well that just tops it off.

  • Where the fuck does Penn and Teller get off talking about the Bible or Elvis Presley for that matter. They are Dim witted comediic morons , and who the hell wants to hear from them ( or him). Too bad Penn could talk because he actually doesn't have much to say. Two complete ignorant morons.

  • @jpmortician Let me take a guess... you are religious.

  • @jpmortician And you...watched it. 

  • @jpmortician What exactly did they (he) say that was incorrect?

  • @jpmortician just stop

  • The BIBLE predict that AT THE SAME TIME,FOLLOW ME AT THE SAME TIME

    You will see Earth Quake I MEAN HUGE Japan, Tsunami, Chili, Sign in the sky ( sun and moon did change position ) Men will become more EVIL, That they will be Rumors of war ( WW3 ? ) That even KID will KILL there parents, That men will be pervert, love money more then God, they many will hate the word of GOD and so on....What more do you need, I guess ONLY A FEW will Indeed enter the Kingdom, while Other will perish for ever...

  • @varix3d Japan??????? Where in the fuck is Japan mentioned???

  • @varix3d the universe runs on a time scale exponetially greater than we can comprehend. When you have layers of rock floating on a boiling ball stuff shifts and earthquakes happen, been happening for a long time. Sun and moon change positions a lot, not in our lifetime but planets still here. Evil is more a subjective thing, but no matter how you define it men have always been evil. Men love money because most are not able to fend for themselves, with that perfect being theory is out too.

  • NOW be serious....Watch this real video /watch?v=fcRWNQNCC2Y

  • I have only copy i have of the bible is in lol cat..... so it doesn't really say the same exact thing.

  • Penn & Teller make me rock hard with facts.

  • Here is a bit of logic for you. If I wrote a book that claimed I never existed and you believed it, then who wrote the book? See just because a book says something and you believe it to be true doesn't make it true. Also you cannot use the arguement that it is true because the book says it is because the book is a lie.

  • only way i could defend the ark...is saying perahps a few speices lived then evolved,......but now im given them ideas and i want you to think for yourself....

  • If the bible wasn't true, then why would God support it?

  • @killallnonbeliever2 Are you a troll xD? Or just UNBELIEVABLY stupid..? If your book is filled with flaws and contradictions, and your god supports this book, and his only existent is through this book, then surely that means your god does not exist? Why would your almighty god work in such mysterious ways? So mysterious infact, that his biggest chunk of evidence for his existence is so far from reality, and so irrational and so illogical that only retards believe in it?

  • @Dommorick Because he wants us to have faith.

  • @killallnonbeliever2 The Bible is not true just like God

  • @The24547377 Do you know how offensive it is to insult my beliefs? You atheists are a bunch of bigots.

  • @killallnonbeliever2 I am not a bigot i just see and tell things for what they are. If you want to believe in something you have no proof of then thats up to you. You might as well believe in Santa Clause as well as he is just as mythical as Jesus and God. You only have to think logically to see that God does not exsist.

  • @killallnonbeliever2 Bringing common sense about shouldn't be insulting

  • @TheFelixSlider

    /watch?v=fcRWNQNCC2Y

    lol Of course now watch the real fact

  • @killallnonbeliever2 The fuck off. This video is about reality

  • @The24547377

    So as the planet, the sun, the universe, So as you're A TRUE GOD.....AHAHA

    Seriously, Do you really think you,re rules the whole universe ? Went the bible 2,000 yrs ago predict event that occur TODAY. MORE then 500 predictions and still counting.

    Did the BIBLE predict that in the end they will be SIGN in the sky ? Did you look at your Sun, moon recently ? Did you notice that the change position That a POLL SHIFT did occur ? Did the Bible predict Earth Quake ( Japan 2011 )....

  • 6:28 thats a big ass apple !

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  • 139 BIBLES BASHING DISLIKE LOL

  • I worked at the nation's largest book retailer for almost 10 years and the single most stolen book is the Bible. So there ya go. Maybe that's why it never reaches the bestseller list.

  • WHAT, ELVIS IS DEAD !!!

  • I'm an atheist with a Bible. How do you think I became one?

  • @blobvision thats a great quote .. im stealing that one ...hope you dont mind lol

  • Cracking up, laughing t these two IDIOTS!

    I'm sure that Penn BULLIED his way into Tellers ASS!

    Not that Teller seems to mind!

    They're pathetic and should keep to performing those stupid magic tricks!

  • @wontinga I presume you still believe iron age fairy tales? Grow up.

  • @wontinga Haha butthurt Christian is butthurt. Hahahaha....

  • @wontinga Truly some wonderful points you make there. You really disproved everything they said.

  • 138 people are Christians.

  • if theists can conceive the notion we are all created from a supreme being then why not the belief that we are all god, subjectively experimenting within its self. that we are the divine creators? How do we not know man is interstellar and capable of reaching systems we have yet been able to replicate? what if everything we do on this earth now has a random effect on the rest of the universe? what if we have it all wrong and we are the gods we look for relentlessly... just a thought

  • I'd buy Bullshit red wine; but I can't tell if that's a good thing or bullshit in of itself...

  • fuck you THE KING OF KINGS IS MICHAEL JACKSON not elvis,

  • @Noah4543 Why do you assume what created us was a him or a being? we've discovered the natural processes of evolution which can make a modern animal like a human from bacteria given a few hundred million years, and we've discovered the physical evidence that that is what happened here on Earth, are you talking about the creator of the life? chemistry! are you talking about the creator of the big bang? we don't know, but it's probably some natural force again, chemistry again or physics, not a he

  • @RocksSpock Oh I'm sure they can tell we're both pathetic

  • @RocksSpock And yet you still reply? If I'm so pathetic, why bother replying =D

  • @Noah4543 Wtf? what proof if that do you have of all that? you are jsut spewing out bullshit

  • @RocksSpock Thats a reply to me. Keep going, its a vicious cycle. Check your ego!

  • my point how can king james have his version of the bible

  • @RocksSpock Still replying. Check your ego. Always trying to get the last insult in

  • @RichD4659 Jesus? Are you crazy? Thats so FAKE! You need to have your soul saved by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or else your soul will burn in a pasta saucy hell! All are loved by the great noodle god, just accept him as your lord and savior =)

  • @handsup48 Who put the savory in savior? The Flying Spaghetti Monster, that's who!

  • @RocksSpock But you're still replying, so just don't. Sounds like YOU are trying to get the last word in

  • loled at "THANK YA JEZUS!...no i dont want any"

  • @RocksSpock Be the bigger man and don't reply, I am not mature enough to...

  • @RocksSpock Still replying to me? "Check your ego" broski

  • omg that stupid bitch throughout the video that believes everything.

  • I love these guys :D

  • dumb fucks theirs why its called biblical archealogist bitch fuck you bitch i hate hd;s

  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

    -Emo Philips

  • dead as a fuckin' door nail KILLER

  • Genesis chap. 1 does not mention Adam or Eve. It says

    God created "mankind {or them}." This can indicate that there was a large group (probably outside the garden of Eden), or "mankind" of males and females before Adam & Eve. This would explain how Cain and Abel later got wives.

    In Genesis chap 2 it says Adam and the rib then Eve.

  • @RocksSpock Then why'd you reply to me?

  • Sounds like you need to fire your research team or were you referring to the idea they are on crack when they came up with these 'facts' when you said "crack research team". The number of assumptions and errors are simply embarrassing. Whilst faith is disputable facts are not, so get them straight next time.

  • @RocksSpock Hes comparing the nature of twisting what really happen based on people not knowing anything, obviously you missed it, just proves the point.

  • @RocksSpock Genesis Chapter 1 Verse 27

    "So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them."

  • This has no relevance to this video but - I burping up beer and spicy chicharrones.

  • Only thing I don't get is the idea of Genesis 1 and 2 as having two different creation stories. Genesis 1 = England beat Germany at football. Genesis 2 = England 4: Germany 2 in the 1966 World Cup Final. Same story, one just with more relevant information.

  • Bibles have pizza? Sign me up

  • Gosh that meyer guy just keeps shoveling the BS.

  • I can spot a tweeker from a mile away, that woman in the white shirt.....

  • that fuckin ridiculous women in the white top needs fuckin shooting

  • the only person who said it wouldn't stand up was the British girl another fine moment for us British

  • Me and these guys disagree on the bible. But we agree on freedom! GO RON PAUL!

  • oh and Jesus is a mental illness

  • eve's vagina was god, Adams penis was the snake

  • I have a bible but I have no idea how it got here. o_o

  • 8:24... that poor, poor girl. I presume that nutcase is her mother.

  • Thinking themselves to be wise, they became fools.

  • Wrong again.

  • Why are you so threatened by religion? Why is it so necessary to discredit the Bible and the beliefs of people of faith. What harm does it pose?

  • @tedw77 The problems arise from religious perversion not from the religion itself. Evil minded people will always find an excuse to do evil things. Others will use religion to lead people astray but the problem with no religion is that some bad acts would not necessarily be viewed as bad without something telling us that it is. It's like the sign I see when I am in Virginia at the end of the on ramp that says "No Left Turn". I guess some people need that! LOL.

  • The reason you lose credibility is because of your actions here. You try to be as insulting and offensive as possible. Why did you find it necessary to open your video that way? I don't get it.

  • Don't confuse what the Bible says with what a group of people think it means. There are many different understandings of what the Bible actually says and the symbolism of the divinely inspired records held within. None of the authors of the Bible were around at the beginning so all they know is that God created all these things and at some point in time humans began to be conscious of there surroundings and their mortality. So I say there can indeed be a gap in there that is not recorded.

  • What if.....The beginning when the earth was without form and void and darkness was upon the face of the earth and the time when God said "let there be light" were very far apart in time? What if evolution occurred during that time span. What if the light that God spoke into existence was actually the enlightenment of human consciousness? What if everything else that was "created" after that was actually human discovery as they were mentally able to comprehend these things now? Just sayin!

  • People seem to have a need to believe in some greater power and I respect people that do, However, I believe the truth is that there is no God or spirit that affects us. I have more peace now that I do not ponder these religious questions.

  • Eyyy people You have to be more relaxed, like Homer said, i never seen someone get so angry about religion....

  • @mike112769 haha, wow, you guys are like broken records, lol. "christians are retarded" lol "big sky daddy" haha. It's sad how someone can spend so much time calling people retards for not believing in what you do, i guess that if christians all decided to become atheist then all of the sudden the retarded would just go away! lol, you sound like a child who just realized santa clause doesn't exist and runs all around the playground telling everyone, except you're on the internet and no one cares

  • @jkbpttrsn no..you'd still be retarded...right step towards cure.

  • What you can't disprove is the revelations of the bible, which are slowly coming true. A lot of what is in the bible is meant to sound "scientifically" inaccurate or wrong as a test of faith when the nephilim return and attack the bible on all fronts. Our universe has its own properties created/adjusted by God, and then the bible was made that directly contradicts what we have learned about our universe to see who accepts and rejects god.

  • @themixedarts Bullshit.

  • @mike112769 I understand it's hard to believe, so don't. BUT, keep this in your mind: If the nephelim return, which they are suppose to soon, do not be deceived by them, they will appear and claim to be an alien species when they are truly demons.

    Sure, it could all be bullshit, and I know nothing I say will convince you otherwise, but if the day does come then, remember.

  • I've got multiple... XD

  • "actual footage" fucking win

  • Sad and pathetic, i'm not religious at all, but i know MANY christians who are kinds and loving and use the bible to help cope with death and serious issues and you get these fucking idiots who want to destroy it just because they want attention. There are soo many problems in this world that the fact that people believe in god and the bible it's that big of a deal to these douchbags it shows how bad atheist's priorities are

  • @jkbpttrsn Well, maybe some people don't care whether what they believe is true or not. I guess that's what you're saying. You're not religious, but religion is good enough for these people because it gives them comfort. Isn't that a bit patronizing?

  • @mk2escortvan who cares if they don't really believe it? how does it hurt anybody? you think that even if you disproved god, religion would go away? no! people will find new ways of believing

  • @jkbpttrsn Ask all the native people wiped out while spreading Jesus, ask the middle east people after the crusadeS, not to mention the inquisition...or the Witch Trials....how about the people murdered at abortion clinics if history doesn't convince you. Praise FUCKING Jesus. religion of peace...just like the terrorist religion of peace Islam...they're just catching up.

  • @dsrtdawg1 Oh fuck you, seriously. that argument is such BS. People back then weren't as evolved and moral as we are today. oh, and P.S. what about WW2? Stalin = atheist, Mao = atheist, and (believe it or not) Hitler = atheist. Hitler used christianity to show they were the dominant race and better than everyone. And second the Q'aran it states that killing infidels is what get's you virgins and eternal life, nothing like that in the bible. People who kill for the bible aren't real christians

  • @jkbpttrsn Oh how self serving...you believe you're more evolved. Atheist that robs a bank isn't robbing for atheism. Jihad/ Inquisition/ Crusades are killing and torturing for religion. Oh...and the bible does condone killing...keep talking and show more ignorance. Jesus has let you down again. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT) (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

  • @dsrtdawg1 When the hell did i say i was christian? maybe your dumbass should have read my first comment, and i'm not here to argue with you about religion in the past, i'm here to state about there religion in the present and how the people i know, and majority of christians i know aren't murders and killers and christianity is helpful to them. Go find someone else to argue with for the rest of the day, cause it isn't going to be me, cause i'm not going to listen to your stupidity

  • @dsrtdawg1 Well firstly a person robs a bank for a reason which can be any reason but atheists in particular don't rob it for atheism because it's not a religion.Crusades,Jihad etc. on the other hand are literally for the religion itself yes Christianity and Islam do condone religion the fact that the Bible contradicts itself every 5 or so pages doesn't mean that the quotes you like are right and the ones you don't are wrong.

  • @jkbpttrsn As well as religiously motivated violence, which has already been mentioned: I imagine it is quite distressing to believe that your unsaved friends will be tortured forever after they die. It also often causes divisions, as Christians who do believe this often badger other people so much (probably with good intentions) that they Often go their separate ways.

  • @jkbpttrsn I'm a Jesus freak by the world's standard and I admire you're sense of right and wrong. Bless you :-))

  • @jkbpttrsn They need their big boy and girl panties not a magic book. IF IF it was just coping and comfort for the weak minded, knock yourselves out. Why no one is worried about Bigfoot believers and Flat Earthers. BUT, a great deal of harm is caused by religion and the good done is easily accomplished without believing in magic.

  • @dsrtdawg1 lol, alright, you obviously have more problems than people who believe in magic, because obviously you feel threatened by them if you're so passionate and angry. I'm agnostic, but i'm closer to being a theist than an atheist, cause many of them, like you, are no different than evangelicals who go on ranting about non-believers, or believers in your case. I atleast have the balls to say that we can't know for sure, obviously you must know something that most scientists dont

  • @jkbpttrsn you're obviously full of crap. If you don't see how people are getting killed, maimed and tortured in the religions of peace...you're a fool. I can't say for certain Santa Claus doesn't exist but, bragging about my faith and living my life as if he did would get me committed. CLAIMS require proof...not you can't prove it...I'm done with you.

  • @dsrtdawg1 lol, yes, you hear about christians blowing themselves up and beheading non believers, lol. You atheists are so funny, you guys attack christianity BECAUSE it's a peaceful religion and you don't have to worry about retaliation, you guys wouldn't even touch islam with a mile long stick if you had the chance, lol, bunch of pussies. I would love the day that you see people like these ones if Maher making fun of islam on their show

  • @jkbpttrsn ISLAM IS PILE OF CRAP. Mohammad stole his Quran from the old and new testament writings. He's a much a liar as the Morman's John Smith and just as wrong. Muslim's are idiots biting off a big chunk of BULLSHIT..He was pimping Jesus's turf passing off false relgion...becacuse it's all false. Israel is still there Allah hasn't helped that deal... How's that?. go suck you camel again.

  • @dsrtdawg1 lol, wow, what a big pair you got! to say those things on......the internet! i'm talking about jackasses like these ones and Maher and all the other ones who spend 90% of their show attacking a peaceful religion! And i'm betting you that you have never even once entered an islam video and attacked the people there. But thanks again for showing what the true atheist is today = absolutely no different that christian lunatics and bible thumpers and spends most of his day insulting

  • @jkbpttrsn Eric Robert Rudolf was clearly a peaceful man. Great troll though.

  • @dsrtdawg1 Ummm...I will say for certain that Santa doesn't exist.

  • As someone who doesn't like Christianity, I must say that young man with the PhD had a bullshit argument about Genisis. That "contradiction" about Adam and Eve was not a contradiction at all. The first chapter is more like an introduction.

  • "Go get your goddamn bible!" I stopped reading the bible a long time ago.

  • @SixFootTallMidget faith by definition is to believe without evidence

    but if there is evidence out there to be learned and you dont seek it out

    then faith becomes ignorance

  • @SixFootTallMidget the point of the comment was to show how ridiulous it all is,claiming to be a god or knowing god,is just as dumb,and the people who believe them are even dumber

  • 5:28 the guy say's Adam talked to God and told Him he is lonely. Wrong. Does this guy know any basic facts about what he seems to be claiming to be an expert on?

  • @takioc The guy is right

  • @boyka1408 No he's not. He doesn't know what the bible say's because it doesn't say what he say's it does.

  • @takioc Yes it does say what he is saying. Check your facts before posting stupid shit.

  • @boyka1408 Nay lad have a look in the bible, the atheist in the video doesn't know the truth.

  • @takioc He does say the truth, read your bible.

  • @boyka1408 Genesis 2:18 Then the LORD God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone; I will make him a helper suitable for him.” So please provide where exactly in the bible it say's what you and the atheist in the video claims it say's. At 5:28 the guy say's that Adam got lonely and told God he was lonely. So simply show me where it say's this.

  • @takioc ????????????????????????????

  • @takioc Difference between quoting and free narrating (btw vs20). Point is, gen1: animals, then adam+heva. gen2: adam, then animals, then heva. Thus, [at least] one is not literally correct.

    Nitpicking on his free narration doesn't refute the point. Either you acknowledge one version is not literally true, and thus, no part of the bible can reliably called literal truth. Or you go hardliner and say god wiped out lilith and the animals inbetween genesis 1 and 2. And perhaps remade adam.

  • @takioc The KJV translation is "And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him." It does not state who had the idea, just that the situation occurred. /shrug So to me you are as wrong as him....

  • @Eginyn It does state who 'had the idea', KJV Genesis 2:18And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.- 2 verses before the one you quoted.

  • @takioc To live a life based on the bible, would mean living an immoral life. You'd be a slave, or own a slave. You would beat the slave within an inch of his/her life, and stone some homosexuals along the way. On the way back to your house, you have sex with your sister, and then sell the daughter a few years later into slavery. All of that is OK'd by god according to the bible. Adam and Eve had a child. They kept having children. When they died, the children had sex to make more kids. Ilegal.

  • @nuggetking1012 If I told you that you're interpretation of the bible and how a Christian should live is incorrect would you believe me and accept it?

  • @SixFootTallMidget faith just means your too lazy to find the truth

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  • the bible is simply an ancient comic book

    to put that in context,imagine if three thousand years from now,people claiming that superman is the one true god?

  • hey dumb fucks... when he sayd "adam" he means the first man.. just giving him the most recognizable name... ever heard of making an inference?

  • Read it , takes no Faith! Genesis 1 no Adam and there was the first flood in it not Noah arc , trick statements and Fake accreditation right?

  • There Blinding you , If you actually read it. Genesis 1 there was no Adam . His name was not mentioned! So this video is Bull Shit ! They are tricking you, if you know your Bible. so easy to see!

  • 1st Chapter mentions no name Adam, It does say in last sentence of chapter 1 the host of them which is all the people of races. There is no mention of adam in Genesis 1 . They are even misinformed or are being deceitful . Or maybe trying to separate Wheat from Tares?

  • Go get your God Damn Bible! hahahahaha best line ever

  • ill burn your bush

  • Interesting video and food for thought for any clear-thinking individual - whether your inclined to be religious, or not. I read the New Testament and found it to be a good guide for living - maybe the best. But is the Bible contradictory at points? Absolutely. Can you know that the Bible is "the word of God"? If you mean "know" in any sort of meaningful, conventional sense, absolutely not. And most folks can't discriminate between supernatural faith and literal truth -and that's a problem.

  • Why does this Penn guy specifically attack the Christian faith anyway? Is it because it is the most mainstream religion in the US (guessing, could be wrong)? Or is it because he read the bible and it turned him away from the religion? I'm just curious.

  • @KeyOfReason001 I'm guessing both although you shouldn't take my word for it and look it up yourself. Christians have the most influence in american society. It's a more widespread bullshit.

  • @ForYeensSake Bullshit is a term for people who reject something out of doubt, fear, dislike, or opinion. For Penn it seems to be utter distaste/dislike, he just wants attention. Why i keep feeding it is moronic, why it took me so long to realise it is beyond me.

  • @KeyOfReason001 Are you really going to base your whole argument on what you think is the reason to use a certain word ? Like really ?

  • @ForYeensSake Thank you for proving you are not intelligent. Good bye.

  • @KeyOfReason001 IQ of 137 and I got ADD. Goodbye :P

  • Um, no intelligent christian claims the Bible is fact. We say that it is "God's Word" which could mean that, but in my eyes it means that in the words of said God whether real or not; that some cra