IOSYS: Donations ♥ Please

[tomonho83]

外人ヲタマジうぜぇ

[ScorchyScorch]

I will donate~ Only becuz I cant climb Mt. Youkai and Donate at the Moriya Shrine x3

[RyanA136]

Honestly, who could say no that that face?

[ForDizzyAndMe]

Here's my wallet, Reimu. <3

[LstepmaniaL]

This is probably easier for Flandre. XD ( Imagine yourself what she would do).

[ShiMeiWo]

お賽銭はdonationじゃなくてofferingだな。

donation=寄進（神の窓口＝神社への供与） / offering=奉納（神さまへの供与）

この曲の面白さは、「窓口係に過ぎない霊夢個人が私服を肥やすた­めに、神さまをダシにしている」ところにあるので、最初から「神­社（霊夢本人）への心付けを要求する」だと、ただの欲張りになっ­て、面白さが失われてしまう。

[burnerthehedgehog]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[JadeEmbodient]

with a face adorable like that, of course ill donate to u reimu!!! ^___^

[ElectronicControl3R]

*Donates to Cuteness*

[Itadatimasu]

*donates to the shrine*

[Pikmintendo]

I can has donations?

[joytherock]

lol i am soo reimu i dont have yen but i have eeeeh condoms???

neeh ya dont need that.......i have a few katansa too...a xbox??? a pc??

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

If she showed a little bit more armpit from time to time, she may get more donations.

[WorldWalker128]

Aww!

Sry, Reimu, I need my money to pay bills. You want easy money? Consult the internet. It can enlighten (or make dirty) your mind, and fatten your wallet.

[TheLPfan2000]

@WorldWalker128 as in become a hacker.Its MMMMMMMMM gooood maaanieees!

[TheLPfan2000]

2:51-2:59 like that part dont know why

[KeithKVH]

Oh lord... It's like my friend after I told her about Reimu...

Every time she wants money, she chases me as she says, "Donations...?"

If she sees this I think she'd sing it while chasing me... :<

[swivet]

Lyrics at en.touhouwiki-dot-net/wiki/Lyr­ics:_お賽銭♥ちょうだい

[classicgamerguy112]

because its japanese, the songs name should be "donation prease"

[theagiknight23]

@classicgamerguy112 It's okay since the original is "Osaisen (love) Choudai" Which directly translate to Donations (love) Please

[spoofsrocks13]

Ah link broken and I'm to lazy to look the lyrics up.

[htfkid2000]

Actually, this sounds more like song from he PC98 not the song from Imperishable night!

[classicgamerguy112]

i wanked before i watched this and came anyways

[SurrealValley]

If Reimu smiled every time money goes into her donation box, I'd sit in front of the box all day throwing money into it. Happy miko~

[MsSeaKittens]

I'd leave a donation in her box if you know what I mean.

[Ryakoth]

*Donates Sake, Live Chickens, Onions, and marshmallows*

[Flowforged]

@Ryakoth Mmmm, sake and marshmallows... And we can trade the chicken and onions for more! Dinner has been assured for the week! Until Suika... ;A; *sake gone*

[MetaPhoenix770]

does money from monopoly count?

[nguyen275]

Cirno would donate OVER ⑨000 yens!

[siverfanweedo]

pulls out 5000000000 yen XD for you

[mmdftw]

Here you go Reimu（･∀･)つ⑩

[ChrisJunkman]

Recycle For The Planet Earth.

[TehManaGoma]

*flings 10,000 yen in box*

[roxasfruit]

THINK ABOUT ALL THE OTHER CUTE GIRLS LIKE THIS DEVASTATED BY THE DISASTERS IN JAPAN

DONATE TO REIMU TODAAAAYY

[chainofazns]

....what's a donation?

[pkslider725]

^w^ *drops over 9000 yen in the donation box*

[Chibiniachan40213]

Hey reimu that monster over there has a rupee *link comes in and kills monster takeing rupee* oh......nevermind

[Kohdok]

@Chibiniachan40213 Sorry, Reimu. I can't GIVE credit! Come back when you're a little, MMMMM, RICHER!!

[pkslider725]

@Kohdok T^T YOU DARE NOT DONATE TO REIMU? YOU MUST DIE!!!

[Moothereporter]

Armpits for Donations.

[AwkwardSpecimen]

I think this is also a remix of Spring Lane from PoFV.

[greg0050]

Sorry reimu, i was already at the kochiya shrine, i don't have any money on me right now, seeya!

[illusiondream01]

Does play money count? :P

[EXILED4LIFE]

I don't think the other people have much actual money.

[FirEner]

I'LL LEAVE A LOINCLOTH HERE.

YOU CAN GET THE REST AT KOURINDOU!

GREETS, ***NOSUKE

[CpnGame]

Reimu sings this whenever she gets a donation... so you'll have to excuse her if she goes flat a few times, she's rusty.

[xjxm]

Doujinshi song remixes of doujinshi game songs.

Zun, I am impressed.

[ImbaCheater]

Touhou is a great game, so she isn´t relly poor! o.0!

[KanakoKuroko]

@ImbaCheater "The poor red-and-white miko, she's actually doing great business.

The Touhou boom isn't abating, so there's no way you're really poor, you swindler woman!" Someone's busted. ^^

[maesemario101]

@KanakoKuroko let komachi do the work then...oh right, she is resting XD

[OzixiThrill]

@KanakoKuroko

Actually, that money goes to ZUN... which then goes away to bring Beer, and it never returns... So no, my friend, Reimu Remains Poor...

[ButtaNToast]

Pfft. Go play Imperishable Night, 4th stage as Sakuya and Remilia on Lunatic. You'll find that Reimu really does't need those donations. She's fucking tough, she'll live without them.

[todbot1]

Ice money will do too!

[IAmFurby090]

Only if you give a long look at the armpits back!

[691hey]

uhum...Reimu...i don't have any money in my wallet for now...oh how about Credit Card? :D

Reimu: *punch*

[Gurrengelion]

Her voice... SO MOÉ!

[mspap123]

PEOPLE! SHE SAYS IN THE SONG THAT INTERNATIONAL WORKS TOO!

[kanenash]

Dearest Friend

My name is Reimu Hakurei and I am a Gensokyo's maiden whose shrine is being overrun by youkai and suffers of the side effects of fairy civil war, I was a greedy person but Byakuren-sama has filled my heart and I want to do something good before Gensokyo's conflict take me down.

The Hakurei faimily amassed a fortune of 20 thousand million yens, knowing I cant let this sum fall in youkai's hands I wish you to give me your credit card account so I can deposit all that money there.

[animielover2010]

@kanenash Classic XD

[UTAUDaisukeKagoshima]

@kanenash omg i love you

[BigusGeekus]

@kanenash Heh.

[ShadowOfLight3000]

@kanenash Seems legit.

[chainofazns]

@ShadowOfLight3000 seems like a scam. remember never give anyone your credit card info. she's putting negative dollars in your account

[Aberrant17]

@kanenash Not happening. But I'll give you $100.00 if you teach me how to fly. ;)

[BPMification]

@kanenash Greatest. Scam. EVER.

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

@kanenash 20 thousand million yens... OF DEBT!

[ChernovGitz]

@kanenash oh you!

[catleeena]

@kanenash I know i might sound crazy, but...

Dear Reimu,

I will give you my credit card account. :D

[UnitedStateofMonkey]

@kanenash I can't like that! Your likes are exactly on 123!

[TheLPfan2000]

@UnitedStateofMonkey For every video you dont like I'll like 3.

[samiarts]

@kanenash *gives credit card* o' u o' the pin is *insertrandompinnumberhere*

[MrMK109]

Do you accect euros?

[mspap123]

*gives 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000,

000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 yen*

Oh no........Im all out.....

DONATIONS TO THE DONATOR?

[shadowclock12]

The only person the Nigerian Prince wouldn't scam.

[NagisaxKaworu]

@shadowclock12 I LOLED.

[TheHanyouKitten]

I'm not giving you anything, because since the Touhou boom isn't abating, there's no way you're poor, you swindler woman!

[mspap123]

@TheHanyouKitten *reimu gives evil stare* GIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHanyouKitten]

@mspap123

-throws Flandre at Reimu-

[dnomy]

This is Gensokyo everybody. Different currency maybe? Putting rice in the donation box... Heh heh

[Masterpicher]

@dnomy don't forget to put in some side dishes °w°

[409lego]

Do you accept American Dollars?

[dnomy]

What kind of currency do they use?

[JosephinetheHedgehog]

@dnomy

They use yen.

Give her a $10 american dollar an she'll have 10,000 yen. At least... that's what I learned from my aunt. She'd been to Tokyo

[Naglfar52]

@JosephinetheHedgehog That's >1000 yen. An American cent is a bit more than 1 yen.

[AugustaVladrica]

Here's a $50, Reimu

[Theillousionprincess]

In the words of the awesome Shikieiki:

Reimu! The poor red and white miko, she's actually doing great buissiness...... The Touhou boom isn't abating so there's no way your broke you swindler woman!!!

[pikmin00]

@Theillousionprincess Yay for White and Black judgement!

[mspap123]

i wonder if you have an mp3 for this song...

[Clearie552]

omg I always lol when she starts whining in the middle~!

[Clearie552]

thanks reimu, I know how to say 'donation" now.

[shymyn]

Me: Ehhhh Reimu i'm broke

Reimu: *Punch*

[Sage222222222222]

"Donates sword" That is all I have on me.

[Bebba1234567]

She Killed Millions of youkai and what does she get for all her hard work? NOTHING.

[BoneBeastKimimaro]

@Bebba1234567 Only problem is, many of those Youkai were good Youkai since Reimu doesn't descriminate. To her, all Youkai are evil, even the ones who actively try to help humans, like Nitori, Hina, or Byakuren.

[ItsudemoOtakun]

@BoneBeastKimimaro

Erm, she doesn't actually kill Youkai, it's Youkai Extermination in name only. In the PC-98 games, the common enemies were ghosts. It's been made clear in the series that ghosts can't be killed. Common enemies are now fairies. Fairies resurrect shortly after being slain so it's not really a problem if they get damaged. Then come the bosses and mid-bosses, neither Reimu nor Marisa nor any protagonist actually kills any one of them. No one's really evil in Gensokyo, m'kay?

[259]

@ItsudemoOtakun Except maybe Utsuho. It'd be pretty hard to say that wanting to see the world burn is not something evil.

[ItsudemoOtakun]

@259 Well, we could use a little riddance of pesky humans every now and again. Youkai retaliation against humans is only to be expected as they did actively hunt youkai and became the dominant species despite being so weak. Besides, Utsuho merely misunderstood Kanako's reason for granting her the gift and after the misunderstanding was corrected she promptly enjoyed tea with Reimu and Marisa after events. She tried to do so for the sake of the oppressed youkai race, not for laughs. ~_~

[Shintear]

@ItsudemoOtakun Tea solves all your problems in Gensokyo. 

[ItsudemoOtakun]

@Shintear Yes, it certainly does; on a side note, milk tea is certainly delicious. Tea is relaxing and purifying, therefore tea can kill evil. Awesome. =D

[Shintear]

@ItsudemoOtakun I like milk tea too.

[Subtra]

@Bebba1234567 She got something....a new Highscore XD

[wesley1132311]

@Bebba1234567 Considering that gensoukyo is made up of youkai and 4 humans

no one pays her to kill the majority of the population

[Ytiruces]

@wesley1132311 I think you forget about the human village. Y'know... The one that Keine watches over/teaches/CAVES at?

[ExzcellionGamma]

@Ytiruces Reimu gets money there as she helps/teaches...

[Ogihci2]

@Bebba1234567 She does get ice money.=3

[UltraDragonDragon]

@Ogihci2 God dammit Yu... Cirno!

[Ogihci2]

@UltraDragonDragon Hehehe hard to break a habit huh?

[CombineHgrunt]

@Bebba1234567 YOU LOSE!

GOOD DAY MAIDEN

[TuucciZ]

@Bebba1234567 "I killed millions of youkai and all I got wasn't even a lousy t-shirt!"

[munkki100]

@Bebba1234567 -.- People or youkai dont die in those battles. All battles are fought along "Spell card battel rules" and rules were made by Reimu. Why everyone play by her rules you may ask? Reimu supports the barrier between Gensyko and normal world so if she would happen die, the barrier would collaps and that is bad thing.

sry am i taking Touhou too seriously...?

[twilightblade124]

@munkki100 It's impossible to take Touhou too seriously.

[Donqco]

@munkki100

Bullshit... those rules were made by ZUN

[munkki100]

@Donqco Your comment makes no sense.

[geniusxtra]

I don't think she has credit card machine. She can't afford to pay the fees for it.

[washu22]

This one is pretty cool<3

[rongrong07]

I'll give her new donation box ...

[cheetah672]

*donates $29*

That's all I got in my wallet Reimu

[Selryam616]

Why yes, I'll give 10,000 dollars. Zimbabwean dollars, that is.

[2muchwatching]

I donate ⑨ pennies.

pennies that can dance.

[0odarkheroo0]

*gives 100 dollars*

Reimu: WTF IS THIS?!

[Scott97169]

I'll donate to box if get kiss on cheek from Reimu.

[Arvalorn]

@Scott97169

I'm second in the line xD

[Bujin123456]

@Scott97169 thats 70000. another 20 and you can touch her boobs

[Bujin123456]

@Scott97169 its a referance to a touhou comic...

[Shorinnes]

@Bujin123456

Wait, what boobs? There is no such things as boobs in Gensokyou! (minus two or three characters QAQ)

[Bujin123456]

@Shorinnes sideboobage

[pikmin00]

@Shorinnes What are you talking about?! After Touhou something (my memory eluded me, because I donated it), most of the Touhou girls had boobs, except a few flats :3. The whole point of the game is to be a bishoujo Danmaku, and it DOES a GOOD JOB! BYE!

:3

-So Zetta Slow!

[madbikes]

If that picture is Reimu as a kid, she's adorable!

The song is nice though

[Tehpengwan]

Damn, Reimu is a hardcore Capitalist.

[lordslifer666]

why dont donate a pc?

she can play with herself so explode like a thousand times with flandre¨s Nice boat

[EMOshoter]

@lordslifer666

[NethayrusShadowblood]

I will donate 300 Yen, so a banana floats like a jellyfish.

[deusprogrammer]

Do you accept Master Card?

[Arvalorn]

@deusprogrammer

lawl xD

[GherkiKnight]

@deusprogrammer No! Only Visa.

[DarkMurdoc666]

Poor Reimu. I'll donate an electric generator, a TV, my NES, and the games I have for it. That way she won't be bored :)

[Iceforsugar]

Sorry Reimu, but I have only zł so...

（＾３＾）つ120zł

[SlayerVan23]

i'll donate an F O E

[OMGItsChrisLaws]

The poor red-and-white miko, she's actually doing great business. The Touhou boom isn't abating, so there's no way you're really poor, you swindler woman!

[259]

@OMGItsChrisLaws DANZAI!

[OMGItsChrisLaws]

@259

DANZAI!

[lolghurt]

@OMGItsChrisLaws Conviction! Hard Labor, and 300 grams of your breasts each!

[OMGItsChrisLaws]

@lolghurt

You all have so much, so giving away a little is fine, right?!

[TheKingultraOmega]

@OMGItsChrisLaws

A forced search, a pushy investigation;

We can deal with finding evidence later.

I'll let out my stress in the trial,

I won't allow a turnabout.

[OMGItsChrisLaws]

@TheKingultraOmega

Absolute conviction armageddon!

I won't accept any objections to my sentences!

Goddamn, I love how instead of criticizing the video, people who watch videos that feature Touhou-related music work together in their comments, and stuff. Call me a faggot if you want, but that's touching, really.

[TheKingultraOmega]

@OMGItsChrisLaws

TheKingultraOmega has died.

You gain 999 experience.

OMGitsChrisLaws has reached level 9!

You learn: Minus ⑨.

Same here.

[ninryu4]

@lolghurt Reimu have no boobs. ( ´●ω●｀)

[SirFair1]

@ninryu4 By the looks of it, she looks like she's 7 years old so that's normal at that age...

[ninryu4]

@SirFair1 No, Reimu is around 15.

[SirFair1]

@ninryu4 I can't argue with that however the picture just makes her look half her age.

[mrnuage]

Sorry Reimu, i can't give credit. Come back when you're a little mhhhhhhh richer!

[D197JN]

Reimu:How long do you think this donation will last? It's just a ice cream cone!

Me: 18 inches.

[dreadful0chicken]

I'll donate if you let me lick and sniff those delicious armpits.

[Ricewarrior01]

（；； へ。へ）つ[５＄]

Sorry, I don't have Yen, only dollars.

[EgosumParduas]

does she provide the Hakurei Shrine 100000 Yen Course? :)

[ucantcme]

（＾３＾）つ50￥

[FallenangelLeon]

I'll donate a Shirai-ryu

*Reimu opens box and a spear comes out at her8

GET OVER HERE!

[z3Ndix]

( ・3 ・)つ 9000 ¥

[hlpbgh]

( ・w・)つ[100 ¥]

Is this donation enough to lower the barrier? Just for a bit? Pleeeease?!?

[PopMusicKiller]

Make this a PV IOSYS! NOW!

[Clone394]

(　・▽・)つ{394}

[JapanForSale]

Cutest Raymoooooooooooooo pic in the history of Reimu pics.

[ezweb443]

(　・▽・)つ旦~

[lohin2912]

（･∀･)つ⑨

[Cokacolapepsicolawot]

This sorta has a "teto's turn" melody

[zjork]

OVER 9000 ¥ for you Reimu!

[Manonthe3up]

（･∀･)つ[300]

[aqws3]

（･∀･)つ⑳

[kaomellow]

カね カね カね ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥

[xReimu]

nice ^^

[akieto]

（･∀･)つ⑩

[mtallmen184]

Too bad. I don't believe in Gods.

[italian504]

Last time i donated something to her, She just chucked a ying-yang orb at my head. I gave her i think 5$ in American money yet how was i suppose to know it has no value in Gensokyo?!

No matter...

At least Marisa apologized for hitting my head with her broom at full...speed...

DAMNIT! she meant it!

[kanenash]

Hey guys, you know, when we go to the supermarket sometimes the lady at the cash register asks "Want to donate those cents of your exchange to the Harukei Shrine?", be sure to answer yes.

And by the way, instead of living in this crappy physical world full of smog and defeatism Reimu lives in Gensokyo (The Land of Fantasy) thus in our hearts and dreams, where she can be one for everyone and improve the life of their people with her adventures and stories =D

[Afrokoopa]

reimu shoudln't touch money, it's dirty she doesnt know where it has been