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  • nice adventure

  • Woooooooooow I am so sorry bitch lol michael56781290 pls

  • Marry me :D lol ya u know u wanna I just like how u say bitch!

  • How you gonna talk about douche bags when you have that gay ass gote and wearing sunglasses in side o yeah and the hat thats just perched on your head...yeah that sounds like a douche

  • @norcalboy100 i never said i wasn't a douche...in fact, i'm a rather proud asshole.

  • @norcalboy100

    well youre a asshole? this dude seems pretty sweet to me!

  • Fuck...you...bitch...

    That's what I typed in to find this gay assssssss video

    Fuck...you...bitch...

  • LOL Coctopus is so fucking hyper and I love the way he tells a story. 

  • cool story, bro.

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  • It has happened to me but im 6'8" and 345 pounds the two men didn't say nothing

  • Jasko1 yeah right

  • Fuck you bitch! I'll fuckin beat the shit out of you any day! I'm the guy that was in the 4runner and I punked you you little bitch!! I got in your face and you didn't do shit pussy!

  • @jaskoe1 Please stop endangering other people on the road and take another drivers ed class.

  • @brongarago no

  • @brongarago no

  • @brongarago shut up stupid.

  • hahahaha That was a great story.

    I get a similar thing .. if I'm in a club and drunkenly bang into someone they turn, angry as shit, frowning, realize that's not a face they're looking at, but a chest, look up and apologize :p

  • This video us super funny hahaha

  • @woppy42 I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit better insults than you. *kiss kiss*

  • He must have been a low life, scumbag, peace of shit, show off, drug dealer, a wanna be gangester, lil fuck nigger, Dont you think?

  • What the fuck is the problem? XD

  • im a six foot five White guy:) priceless love it:)

  • "Sorry dude....I was just in a hurry". VERY few guys would admit that. Congratulations. You get the straight up no bullshit for that one. lol

  • hahahaha love it <3 lol :p

  • @woppy42 Fuck off, derelict faggot.

    

  • @woppy42 Please! I not going to expend any time or energy trying to come up with something original for you. As I stated on your home channel, I don't communicate with low-life degenerates. I've got nothing against homosexuals but you're just a silly faggot. Now bugger off.

  • @woppy42 You're responding to a message I posted 4 months ago?!?! LOL!, silly monkey.

    How about this - I paint my fist black and fuck you up the ass while it's still wet? Ha! Ha! Ha!

    You'd like that dumbass, wouldn't you?

  • hehe funny, fu and run. what a puss. u got the balls 2 get outta the car and yell, back it up. me? I just run until the person gets bored and disappears :P I'm a puss pacifist, I'll admit it :P

  • epic man... i wish this shit happened to mee to :-?

  • 5'5"?  surprised he wasnt packing heat to compensate.

  • YEAH! 

  • hahahaha ur hilarious

  • I stopped caring about ten seconds into the video.

  • LOL. Nice story.

  • Way to go Prime!

  • bahaha Man that shit happened to me too, actually a few times.

  • Scientist: If you are correct, then why do DNA sequences show a decreasing genetic relation between modern species when we go further down in the phylogenetic tree of life? Furtermore, how do you explain that the research on neanthertal DNA found in sibiria reveals that we are closely related to them but do not, in fact, belong to the same species as you proposed? And how do you explain a seemingly ordered geological record contrary to your claims of a gobal flood?

    Creationist: Fuck you bitch!

  • HAPPY (late) NEW YEAR C0C!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The description made this video not just funny, but hilarious.

  • I got flipped off by some guy in a car today. I pulled up next to him...bitched at him....until he gave me the "i'm sorry" sign. Well....accepting his apology...i pulled in behind him. The dud had a handicapped licence plate. I had just fucking threatened to beat up a middle aged cripple . My 2 seconds of thinking "i'm the man" were replaced by....."i just threatened a fucking handicapped guy...what a fucking loser am I".

    Now excuse me...i'm off to beat up some school kids.

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  • You're 6 feet 6?! Holy shite, dude.

  • HA HA HA! That's all I can say!

  • i wouldve hit him, but different strokes different folks

  • LOL

  • The, "Fuck you bitch" part wasn't nearly as funny as the way you delivered the entire story leading up to it.

  • haha that sounds like it was fun XD

  • Should have put a bullet in his face.

  • I don't usually like swearing but it's kinda sexy when you do it.

  • You have retards like that everywhere...

  • Hey C0c does it matter that you're white and not black and he is black and not white? lol

    I'm sure the same thing would've happen if the skin color was reversed. Funny story.

  • Damn C0c..you really that tall? I would have never guessed.

    I love the comment in the crotch bar :)

  • Are you 6 foot 6 and weigh 245? Kinda broad at the shoulders and narrow at the hip?

  • You liberal scum! You want to know how i am going to counter ALL of your Fox News videos?

    FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

    Feeling dumb AREN'T YOU! Now behold as I laugh like Friction does.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • Lol funny story.

  • ah i was hoping for a story about you just destroying that mofo..

  • wow dude i never woulda guessed you were that tall... since your always sitting down.

  • You don't fuck with the C0ct0pus!

  • Good one.

  • Yeah fuck that guy!! you dont mess with the coc

  • Sad that most "conservative" sons of American whores won't leave it be when confronted with facts, sometimes I wish they'd just say "Fuck you bitch" and shut up afterwards but htey continue to look past facts, make up their own imaginary world of Glenn Beck-style fear and warmongery and religious zealotry.

  • well elast he didnt call you a racist LOL

  • You are awesome. NEED to make more vids

  • 5'5? Fucking hell I thought Gary Coleman was dead.

  • Whatsa "kimbo slice" ? Great expression...

  • LMAO!!! I'm a 6'6 Black Guy hahaha I fuckin LOVE IT!!!

  • i want that spiderman on the wall or door there xD

  • Reminds me of some of my own road rage stories, ever try to pass someone who's going way under the speed limit only to have floor it, then slow down again after you get back behind them?

  • ^ have them floor it even

  • nice story, now what the color has to do with it? wouldn't be different if the guy was white? 

  • You win .... F u bitch for the F up drivers out there....

  • I wish I was 6'6

  • @spyduhmahn

    ...and that there had been a second unit of measurement, so you could say 6'6'6 :D

  • I missed your anger, it was nice to see some again.

  • @MaximumStackz You seem rather confused about the definition of an erection. I mentioned only testicles. Silly monkey, and erection applies to a penis which is the body part you stick in your boyfriend's ass. Now you can suck on your boyfriend's testicles and suck on his penis too but that doesn't mean testicles are the same thing as a penis. Silly monkey, you make me laugh! But don't worry. I reckon many simple minded simians like yourself often make this same mistake.

    Take care! ;-)

  • @GoodVibezin So you hate black people and gay people. Quite a bigotry list you are racking up.

  • @Mjhavok I never stated I hate black people or gay people. I can't help it if you're stupid and have a difficult time understanding people. Your comments are rather insipid and devoid of logic. Maybe if you took a look within yourself you'll realize your stupidity is blatantly obvious.

    The problem with morons is simple - they don't realize they're morons. Don't be angry. On the contrary, take it as a compliment. For on the intellectual scale, a moron is one level above that of imbecile. ;-)

  • @GoodVibezin

    Now there you go again with your homo-erotic fantasies, you're really letting yourself go here man... You are quite the expert when it comes to penises and balls judging from your little lecture... hmm I guess I'll have to take your word for it mr. Cockologist. Anyway I won't be taking up any of your, Bubba's and your little sister's precious alone time yall're having in that damp trailer, so you don't have to go and occupy the trailer park pc all the time alright? Take care!

  • @MaximumStackz there you go again - blatantly exposing your asinine stupidity! This is sad, but I am sorry to say, that apparently you have been infected with a disease called projection, in which a person projects his own insecurities, inadequacies and deviant behaviors onto someone else. It's unfortunate but quite indicative of a 24 year old man with a writing ability of a juvenile.

    You are grossly fixated on sexuality. Is this is why you're a kick boxer, one who believes might makes right?

  • @GoodVibezin

    Haha how am I the one fixated on sexuality when every second word that comes out of your mouth has got something to do with male genitalia? Speaking of projection weren't you the first one to bring up erectile dysfunctions out of the blue to some stranger? Guess I don't even want to know... When you're in a hole, you should stop digging and you are definetly in one mr. cockologist. Why don't go just go back to stormfront, where there are loads of pussies just like yourself?

  • @GoodVibezin

    Also, I see your a big tough guy commenting on my channel, but at the same time blocking me from commenting on yours like a little bitch. You just made your case for yourself you flaming ass crackpot. Get help.

  • @mjhavok If you don't want lowlifes propagating the Earth you best attempt self castration. You should follow your own advice and tell this to your mother, who is also your sister, and your father who is also your brother.

    The very least you could do is learn the proper use of a condom so that if your mother has the displeasure of you inside her, that will be the least of her troubles. Perhaps you turn towards men folk. If so, tell your father\brother. Remember, a condom doesn't prevent AIDS.

  • @GoodVibezin LOL. You just copied my insults. How original. You aren't just idiotic, you are boring. How sad for you.

  • @Mjhavok LOL. You just copied my insults. How original.

    LOL. No kidding? I must say you're very original in your slurs, insults and retorts. Seems like you've had a lot of practice. Quite obvious, really, but typical for a pretentious moron - one with a modicum of intelligence necessary for the ability to string together a few words.

    You aren't just pretentious, you're an imbecile. How sad for you.

  • I wish I were 6 foot 6 XD It would save me a lot of trouble :P

  • @SirFakeName The only people calling my opinions racist are morons like yourself. Do I wonder why? Of course not! Now if a moron calls an intellectual racist does that mean the intellectual is racist? Of course not! The moron is simply a moron. I don't expect you to understand, simply because your're a moron.

    P.S. I hear Burger King is hiring. Now go do yourself a favor and get off welfare.

  • Were you in the Army Coctopus?

  • those kind of guys are usually the biggest pussies

  • you do look 6'6. I have always thought u look really manly xx

  • LMFAO the giant has spoken thanks for that story it made me happy

  • As short as it is thats basically his concession speech.

    I had something like that happen a month ago, pissed off to hell during the event, but it was funny shit after the fact.

  • lol cool story bro, im quite the opposite i always get out of my car first, and they never get out of theirs. peace !!

  • perfect!!!!

  • Fuck me bitch.... ;)

  • See, this happens to me every single day. Douchebag drivers LOVE fucking with me for some reason.

  • For the part where he was driving up your tail end, a friend of mine has a funny (if dubiously legal) solution. He has a small switch wired to his brake lights. It does noting to th brakes themselves, just makes it look like you slammed on the brakes.

    So funny when some hard ass in a beemer or merc thinks they can drive two feet from his rear suddenly thinks he braking. I wonder how easily brown marks come out of leather seats......

  • LOL, that really WAS funny.

    Cheers

  • Why are all the suggestions hip hop songs?! Anywho this kind of crap is always amusing

  • You just gained sexy / hot points.

  • Yay, another c0ct0pusPrime vid.

  • I fucking love you, C0ct0pus. Methinks you need to do another BlogTV soon.

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  • You're not alone C0ct0pus. I've noticed more and more people driving offensively or resentfully. I've watch people get in each others' way, clearly out of spite. Hopefully, it'll taper off now that the pressure of the holidays is off.

  • Some country in the African continent must have a export the twat's scheme going to Southampton England. There are nice people and there are dicks like anywhere but we also have some black guys who all have similar accents who will talk down to everyone and anyone for what they see as wrong (including women in short skirts)

    I've had to step in a few times when they've go off people, they aren't so brave talking to me and I'm only 6'2".

  • Too funny c0ct0pus! Love yr vids man. Make a few more often. Please?

  • Fuckin' loal.

  • My word, 198cm. That's freakishly tall!! :)

  • The Magic of Orlando Metro area commuting. See what I did there?

  • DONT FUCK WITH THE C0C!!!!!!

  • You should have taken the nigger down. One less nigger on the streets is good for our community.

  • @GoodVibezin

    Lmao internet tough guy, must be hard for you not being able to vent your frustration in real life.. being the little weasel that you are.

  • @MaximumStackz Aw, did I hurt your iddy biddy feelings? LMAO internet wimp. It must be tough for you not being able to get an erection in real life - being the little monkey that you are. Go ask your mommy for a kiss. Then do something productive like climb a tree. Trust me, you'll feel much better.

  • @GoodVibezin

    You seem rather pre-occupied with other dude's erections. Is your boyfriend letting you down in bed again? Why come here though, don't you have some little kids forum to talk shit on or something?

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  • I recognize that story...

    People only find the gas after you've passed them!

  • Hahaha, great story!

  • At what point did you wake up and realise it was all a dream? ;-)

  • maybe he was a Crackhead . but it sounds like the typical wannabe Macho Motherfucker who thinks he is all tough till he see's the Reality and backs down .

  • Grown ups can be such children, not you C0c.

  • @MexxPowers

    Who said that guy ever grew up? Please, let's not give credit where credit is not due.

    By the way, plenty of time when I'm on the streets there's always some fucking braindead behind the wheels who likes to sleep at the green light. And then I have to fucking honk like insane to get this motherfucker to move, while a mile long traffic jam is forming behind this asshole/bitch. Pathetic piece of shit excuse for drivers.

    Really, sometimes I have to give MYSELF credit for staying sane.

  • Nicely done, but you have to watch out for the crazy fuckers packing heat, stay safe dude.

  • I can picture him in a dark room with the only light being of the monitor and him crying at his computer desk while you're in the video going "fuck you bitch".

  • Lmfao i've had similar situations where people want to start shit, i get out of the car and they run away like nothing ever happened. I'm 6'10" 500lbs :) love that shit

  • The guy was obviously fucking with people in traffic. I'm glad he didn't have enough sense to not pull in beside you. Little pricks like this need to be confronted. The only thing that would have been a happier ending is if he took a swing...then got a pounding. Sorry, too many pricks on the road these days, bored and looking for ways to piss people off. I have a little bit of road rage in my old age.

  • Make more vids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I got a mate who's 6'3 & drove a mini (old one, not the new one) This use to happen to him all time too!

  • There are a lot of guys, even on the atheist side who act like they are badasses on the internet, when in real life they would have such bravado.

  • Holy hell, you are 6'6"? I am 6'3" just about and I thought I was tall...

    then again, I am only 15 so maybe i'll get taller :)

  • It's all fun until somebody gets shot in the face. I don't play raindeer games anymore. Too many crazy fucking retards out there.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime i hear yah i get that all the time and know what its like to get that treatment and back peddling from lazy minded fools

  • Gary Coleman back from the dead.

  • Well done. I am 5'7" and I have been bullied by jerks like that my whole life, especially when no one is watching. It is still politically correct to pick on someone smaller than you! And that is why short people should get to carry any kind of weapons we want! Peace through superior fire power. Have a wonderful day:)

  • 6'5 and up club brofist.

    *You can only be in this club if you aren't a skinny bitch either.

  • Pretty funny. I guess there are internet tough guys IRL too lolz

  • It's just their internet balls (concerning the youtubers) ;p Same with the douche in the parking lot though...he had his internet balls on until he saw what he was up against XD

  • holy fuckin shit this is priceless...

    all the videos i see in Suggestions are: bone thugs n harmony, snoop dogg, dr dre, spice 1, gang starr

  • I wish I was a 6'6" white guy. You got a fuckin foot on me.

  • 6'6"

    Jesus christ.

  • Just because someone describes someone doesn't make them racist. They are just trying to give you a visual. It's not like he said a "a 5'5" n****er. Calm down.

  • Glad that it worked out for you this time, but you need to be more careful....5'5" guy can carry a gun that will put a 1/2" hole in your head. 6'6" can also be intimidating to someone that doesn't know how to fight, but if they do you might as well be 5' tall and female. GOOD STORY!!

  • You are AWESOME!!! That guy was such a punk ass bitch. I'm 5'7"(black) and got into a big verbal altercation with a huge(white, not that it really matters) football player(a total homophobic fucktard who was bugging my 6'1" friend who was also white about his being gay) when I was at USF and I didn't back down. If you're gonna act like you have stones you better have fucking stones. I wasn't stupid though we were in the Cafeteria and I made sure i had a chair handy in case it got outta hand.

  • racist

  • Yep. He pwned you good lmao

  • c0ct0pus, you are a good fellow, that was a funny story, I approve of your existence, as I always have.

  • That has to be the best argument I ever saw.

    APPROVED!

  • 8 people who watched this video own a Toyota 4 Runner

  • great story,..... ive seen this played out so many times,..... only the guys that are insecure and deep down know there pussies are the ones who act tough..

  • I hate retarded drivers...

  • this made my day... love stories like this

  • That is a color blind story. There are ass holes of all sorts.

  • You don't look 6'6.

  • @ChiefRepublic i bet through the computer screen i don't look like i have a ten inch dick either...but i do :)

  • @C0ct0pusPrime :O cool story bro XD jk No but seriously You're not the first person to have sumthing like this happen to you >.> THough I liked the way you told it I lold

  • @C0ct0pusPrime

    You mean ten ten inch dicks?

  • @C0ct0pusPrime Well, damn. You've got three inches on me in both categories.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime Now who is the one making up shit on the internet? :)

    Great vids man. Keep em up.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime only 10 inches? Far away from viking standards.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime

    That's all?

  • @C0ct0pusPrime ironic that you would give such a story 5 christians has run off after attacking me this week alone on youtube when faced with facts. You have what 2 jobs or something is that why you can't make as many videos as before? Anyways you should know that your videos are always much appreciated.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime

    i have a 19 inch dick and to be honest it is not as great as it sounds. Every time i get a boner i pass out and i have to be careful because when i am driving it might make my steering wheel stuck and no girl will sleep with me.

  • It's a known fact that the 18 to 35 year old age group are the most prone to murder and becoming a felon. You can't control the other guy's hormone level but you can try to control your own. The toughest guys in America are doing time behind bars. Try to lose your sense of Ultimate and absolute justice. Because it is not only not real, but believing that it is will drive you to violence.

  • Dude I fucking love this. Completely badass man.

  • Great story, man. If only I could count all of the times people have pussed out on me when they realized they weren't just fucking with some dip shit kid. Great points by you all around in this one.

  • It's funny, because some moron in a Toyota nearly took me out *in a parking lot* 20 minutes ago as I was edging out of a space (literally, with my foot on the brake).  I'm not sure why people consider honking and swerving to be a good alternative to braking.

    I've also noticed lately that, for some reason, every idiotic road-rager feels the need to own a pickup, Hummer, or Mustang.

  • Central Florida is a bitch.

  • This is why you kick ass ^_^

  • The guy acted like a prick from start to finish. Someone's gotta live with all his shit, too. Poor bastards.

  • Damn, 6'6"? Your camera makes you kind of look like a little kid, I never would've guessed you are a mighty giant.

  • @AdHocRationalizing i guess my camera and my car have something in common: they both make me look shorter...most likely because i'm usually sitting down while using both ;)

    cheers