How you gonna talk about douche bags when you have that gay ass gote and wearing sunglasses in side o yeah and the hat thats just perched on your head...yeah that sounds like a douche
Fuck you bitch! I'll fuckin beat the shit out of you any day! I'm the guy that was in the 4runner and I punked you you little bitch!! I got in your face and you didn't do shit pussy!
I get a similar thing .. if I'm in a club and drunkenly bang into someone they turn, angry as shit, frowning, realize that's not a face they're looking at, but a chest, look up and apologize :p
@woppy42 Please! I not going to expend any time or energy trying to come up with something original for you. As I stated on your home channel, I don't communicate with low-life degenerates. I've got nothing against homosexuals but you're just a silly faggot. Now bugger off.
hehe funny, fu and run. what a puss. u got the balls 2 get outta the car and yell, back it up. me? I just run until the person gets bored and disappears :P I'm a puss pacifist, I'll admit it :P
Scientist: If you are correct, then why do DNA sequences show a decreasing genetic relation between modern species when we go further down in the phylogenetic tree of life? Furtermore, how do you explain that the research on neanthertal DNA found in sibiria reveals that we are closely related to them but do not, in fact, belong to the same species as you proposed? And how do you explain a seemingly ordered geological record contrary to your claims of a gobal flood?
I got flipped off by some guy in a car today. I pulled up next to him...bitched at him....until he gave me the "i'm sorry" sign. Well....accepting his apology...i pulled in behind him. The dud had a handicapped licence plate. I had just fucking threatened to beat up a middle aged cripple . My 2 seconds of thinking "i'm the man" were replaced by....."i just threatened a fucking handicapped guy...what a fucking loser am I".
Now excuse me...i'm off to beat up some school kids.
Sad that most "conservative" sons of American whores won't leave it be when confronted with facts, sometimes I wish they'd just say "Fuck you bitch" and shut up afterwards but htey continue to look past facts, make up their own imaginary world of Glenn Beck-style fear and warmongery and religious zealotry.
Reminds me of some of my own road rage stories, ever try to pass someone who's going way under the speed limit only to have floor it, then slow down again after you get back behind them?
@MaximumStackz You seem rather confused about the definition of an erection. I mentioned only testicles. Silly monkey, and erection applies to a penis which is the body part you stick in your boyfriend's ass. Now you can suck on your boyfriend's testicles and suck on his penis too but that doesn't mean testicles are the same thing as a penis. Silly monkey, you make me laugh! But don't worry. I reckon many simple minded simians like yourself often make this same mistake.
@Mjhavok I never stated I hate black people or gay people. I can't help it if you're stupid and have a difficult time understanding people. Your comments are rather insipid and devoid of logic. Maybe if you took a look within yourself you'll realize your stupidity is blatantly obvious.
The problem with morons is simple - they don't realize they're morons. Don't be angry. On the contrary, take it as a compliment. For on the intellectual scale, a moron is one level above that of imbecile. ;-)
Now there you go again with your homo-erotic fantasies, you're really letting yourself go here man... You are quite the expert when it comes to penises and balls judging from your little lecture... hmm I guess I'll have to take your word for it mr. Cockologist. Anyway I won't be taking up any of your, Bubba's and your little sister's precious alone time yall're having in that damp trailer, so you don't have to go and occupy the trailer park pc all the time alright? Take care!
@MaximumStackz there you go again - blatantly exposing your asinine stupidity! This is sad, but I am sorry to say, that apparently you have been infected with a disease called projection, in which a person projects his own insecurities, inadequacies and deviant behaviors onto someone else. It's unfortunate but quite indicative of a 24 year old man with a writing ability of a juvenile.
You are grossly fixated on sexuality. Is this is why you're a kick boxer, one who believes might makes right?
Haha how am I the one fixated on sexuality when every second word that comes out of your mouth has got something to do with male genitalia? Speaking of projection weren't you the first one to bring up erectile dysfunctions out of the blue to some stranger? Guess I don't even want to know... When you're in a hole, you should stop digging and you are definetly in one mr. cockologist. Why don't go just go back to stormfront, where there are loads of pussies just like yourself?
Also, I see your a big tough guy commenting on my channel, but at the same time blocking me from commenting on yours like a little bitch. You just made your case for yourself you flaming ass crackpot. Get help.
@mjhavok If you don't want lowlifes propagating the Earth you best attempt self castration. You should follow your own advice and tell this to your mother, who is also your sister, and your father who is also your brother.
The very least you could do is learn the proper use of a condom so that if your mother has the displeasure of you inside her, that will be the least of her troubles. Perhaps you turn towards men folk. If so, tell your father\brother. Remember, a condom doesn't prevent AIDS.
@Mjhavok LOL. You just copied my insults. How original.
LOL. No kidding? I must say you're very original in your slurs, insults and retorts. Seems like you've had a lot of practice. Quite obvious, really, but typical for a pretentious moron - one with a modicum of intelligence necessary for the ability to string together a few words.
You aren't just pretentious, you're an imbecile. How sad for you.
@SirFakeName The only people calling my opinions racist are morons like yourself. Do I wonder why? Of course not! Now if a moron calls an intellectual racist does that mean the intellectual is racist? Of course not! The moron is simply a moron. I don't expect you to understand, simply because your're a moron.
P.S. I hear Burger King is hiring. Now go do yourself a favor and get off welfare.
For the part where he was driving up your tail end, a friend of mine has a funny (if dubiously legal) solution. He has a small switch wired to his brake lights. It does noting to th brakes themselves, just makes it look like you slammed on the brakes.
So funny when some hard ass in a beemer or merc thinks they can drive two feet from his rear suddenly thinks he braking. I wonder how easily brown marks come out of leather seats......
You're not alone C0ct0pus. I've noticed more and more people driving offensively or resentfully. I've watch people get in each others' way, clearly out of spite. Hopefully, it'll taper off now that the pressure of the holidays is off.
Some country in the African continent must have a export the twat's scheme going to Southampton England. There are nice people and there are dicks like anywhere but we also have some black guys who all have similar accents who will talk down to everyone and anyone for what they see as wrong (including women in short skirts)
I've had to step in a few times when they've go off people, they aren't so brave talking to me and I'm only 6'2".
@MaximumStackz Aw, did I hurt your iddy biddy feelings? LMAO internet wimp. It must be tough for you not being able to get an erection in real life - being the little monkey that you are. Go ask your mommy for a kiss. Then do something productive like climb a tree. Trust me, you'll feel much better.
You seem rather pre-occupied with other dude's erections. Is your boyfriend letting you down in bed again? Why come here though, don't you have some little kids forum to talk shit on or something?
maybe he was a Crackhead . but it sounds like the typical wannabe Macho Motherfucker who thinks he is all tough till he see's the Reality and backs down .
Who said that guy ever grew up? Please, let's not give credit where credit is not due.
By the way, plenty of time when I'm on the streets there's always some fucking braindead behind the wheels who likes to sleep at the green light. And then I have to fucking honk like insane to get this motherfucker to move, while a mile long traffic jam is forming behind this asshole/bitch. Pathetic piece of shit excuse for drivers.
Really, sometimes I have to give MYSELF credit for staying sane.
I can picture him in a dark room with the only light being of the monitor and him crying at his computer desk while you're in the video going "fuck you bitch".
Lmfao i've had similar situations where people want to start shit, i get out of the car and they run away like nothing ever happened. I'm 6'10" 500lbs :) love that shit
The guy was obviously fucking with people in traffic. I'm glad he didn't have enough sense to not pull in beside you. Little pricks like this need to be confronted. The only thing that would have been a happier ending is if he took a swing...then got a pounding. Sorry, too many pricks on the road these days, bored and looking for ways to piss people off. I have a little bit of road rage in my old age.
Well done. I am 5'7" and I have been bullied by jerks like that my whole life, especially when no one is watching. It is still politically correct to pick on someone smaller than you! And that is why short people should get to carry any kind of weapons we want! Peace through superior fire power. Have a wonderful day:)
It's just their internet balls (concerning the youtubers) ;p Same with the douche in the parking lot though...he had his internet balls on until he saw what he was up against XD
Just because someone describes someone doesn't make them racist. They are just trying to give you a visual. It's not like he said a "a 5'5" n****er. Calm down.
Glad that it worked out for you this time, but you need to be more careful....5'5" guy can carry a gun that will put a 1/2" hole in your head. 6'6" can also be intimidating to someone that doesn't know how to fight, but if they do you might as well be 5' tall and female. GOOD STORY!!
You are AWESOME!!! That guy was such a punk ass bitch. I'm 5'7"(black) and got into a big verbal altercation with a huge(white, not that it really matters) football player(a total homophobic fucktard who was bugging my 6'1" friend who was also white about his being gay) when I was at USF and I didn't back down. If you're gonna act like you have stones you better have fucking stones. I wasn't stupid though we were in the Cafeteria and I made sure i had a chair handy in case it got outta hand.
great story,..... ive seen this played out so many times,..... only the guys that are insecure and deep down know there pussies are the ones who act tough..
@C0ct0pusPrime :O cool story bro XD jk No but seriously You're not the first person to have sumthing like this happen to you >.> THough I liked the way you told it I lold
@C0ct0pusPrime ironic that you would give such a story 5 christians has run off after attacking me this week alone on youtube when faced with facts. You have what 2 jobs or something is that why you can't make as many videos as before? Anyways you should know that your videos are always much appreciated.
i have a 19 inch dick and to be honest it is not as great as it sounds. Every time i get a boner i pass out and i have to be careful because when i am driving it might make my steering wheel stuck and no girl will sleep with me.
It's a known fact that the 18 to 35 year old age group are the most prone to murder and becoming a felon. You can't control the other guy's hormone level but you can try to control your own. The toughest guys in America are doing time behind bars. Try to lose your sense of Ultimate and absolute justice. Because it is not only not real, but believing that it is will drive you to violence.
Great story, man. If only I could count all of the times people have pussed out on me when they realized they weren't just fucking with some dip shit kid. Great points by you all around in this one.
It's funny, because some moron in a Toyota nearly took me out *in a parking lot* 20 minutes ago as I was edging out of a space (literally, with my foot on the brake). I'm not sure why people consider honking and swerving to be a good alternative to braking.
I've also noticed lately that, for some reason, every idiotic road-rager feels the need to own a pickup, Hummer, or Mustang.
@AdHocRationalizing i guess my camera and my car have something in common: they both make me look shorter...most likely because i'm usually sitting down while using both ;)
nice adventure
husky19864 1 week ago
Woooooooooow I am so sorry bitch lol michael56781290 pls
michael56781290 2 weeks ago
Marry me :D lol ya u know u wanna I just like how u say bitch!
yourgirl2019 1 month ago
How you gonna talk about douche bags when you have that gay ass gote and wearing sunglasses in side o yeah and the hat thats just perched on your head...yeah that sounds like a douche
norcalboy100 1 month ago
@norcalboy100 i never said i wasn't a douche...in fact, i'm a rather proud asshole.
C0ct0pusPrime 1 month ago 5
@norcalboy100
well youre a asshole? this dude seems pretty sweet to me!
carlyraebaby 1 month ago
Fuck...you...bitch...
That's what I typed in to find this gay assssssss video
Fuck...you...bitch...
ilike269ha 2 months ago
LOL Coctopus is so fucking hyper and I love the way he tells a story.
GetTheHook 3 months ago
cool story, bro.
TNTacdc 4 months ago
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wburton16 4 months ago
It has happened to me but im 6'8" and 345 pounds the two men didn't say nothing
davidel990 4 months ago
Jasko1 yeah right
CalebAndrewFlowers 5 months ago
Fuck you bitch! I'll fuckin beat the shit out of you any day! I'm the guy that was in the 4runner and I punked you you little bitch!! I got in your face and you didn't do shit pussy!
jaskoe1 5 months ago
@jaskoe1 Please stop endangering other people on the road and take another drivers ed class.
brongarago 5 months ago
@brongarago no
jaskoe1 5 months ago
@brongarago no
jaskoe1 5 months ago
@brongarago shut up stupid.
jaskoe1 3 months ago
hahahaha That was a great story.
I get a similar thing .. if I'm in a club and drunkenly bang into someone they turn, angry as shit, frowning, realize that's not a face they're looking at, but a chest, look up and apologize :p
Skindoggiedog 6 months ago
This video us super funny hahaha
CalebAndrewFlowers 6 months ago
@woppy42 I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit better insults than you. *kiss kiss*
theonlyrel 6 months ago
He must have been a low life, scumbag, peace of shit, show off, drug dealer, a wanna be gangester, lil fuck nigger, Dont you think?
tariqaaa 6 months ago
What the fuck is the problem? XD
bananas498 7 months ago
im a six foot five White guy:) priceless love it:)
cheer195 7 months ago
"Sorry dude....I was just in a hurry". VERY few guys would admit that. Congratulations. You get the straight up no bullshit for that one. lol
rebelshovel 8 months ago
hahahaha love it <3 lol :p
chipmunk3797 9 months ago
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@why760niiitro fuck off dumb faggot.
GoodVibezin 9 months ago
@woppy42 Fuck off, derelict faggot.
GoodVibezin 9 months ago
@woppy42 Please! I not going to expend any time or energy trying to come up with something original for you. As I stated on your home channel, I don't communicate with low-life degenerates. I've got nothing against homosexuals but you're just a silly faggot. Now bugger off.
GoodVibezin 9 months ago
@woppy42 You're responding to a message I posted 4 months ago?!?! LOL!, silly monkey.
How about this - I paint my fist black and fuck you up the ass while it's still wet? Ha! Ha! Ha!
You'd like that dumbass, wouldn't you?
GoodVibezin 9 months ago
hehe funny, fu and run. what a puss. u got the balls 2 get outta the car and yell, back it up. me? I just run until the person gets bored and disappears :P I'm a puss pacifist, I'll admit it :P
cruelbusiness1984 9 months ago
epic man... i wish this shit happened to mee to :-?
dragonsword343 1 year ago
5'5"? surprised he wasnt packing heat to compensate.
wideosvatcher 1 year ago
YEAH!
blackbull420 1 year ago
hahahaha ur hilarious
lucasdaudt22 1 year ago
I stopped caring about ten seconds into the video.
theonlyrel 1 year ago
LOL. Nice story.
Meowbay 1 year ago
Way to go Prime!
halette20001 1 year ago
bahaha Man that shit happened to me too, actually a few times.
ShockOfTod 1 year ago
Scientist: If you are correct, then why do DNA sequences show a decreasing genetic relation between modern species when we go further down in the phylogenetic tree of life? Furtermore, how do you explain that the research on neanthertal DNA found in sibiria reveals that we are closely related to them but do not, in fact, belong to the same species as you proposed? And how do you explain a seemingly ordered geological record contrary to your claims of a gobal flood?
Creationist: Fuck you bitch!
Steidemeister56 1 year ago 9
HAPPY (late) NEW YEAR C0C!!!!!!!!!!!
BriansBannister 1 year ago
The description made this video not just funny, but hilarious.
LastOptionPils 1 year ago 16
I got flipped off by some guy in a car today. I pulled up next to him...bitched at him....until he gave me the "i'm sorry" sign. Well....accepting his apology...i pulled in behind him. The dud had a handicapped licence plate. I had just fucking threatened to beat up a middle aged cripple . My 2 seconds of thinking "i'm the man" were replaced by....."i just threatened a fucking handicapped guy...what a fucking loser am I".
Now excuse me...i'm off to beat up some school kids.
MrJmm999 1 year ago 2
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GlorifiedTruth 1 year ago
You're 6 feet 6?! Holy shite, dude.
ZenCross1 1 year ago 2
HA HA HA! That's all I can say!
dreamstate808 1 year ago
i wouldve hit him, but different strokes different folks
crowdaddy13 1 year ago
LOL
xn117 1 year ago
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LOL fucking hilarious.
xn117 1 year ago
The, "Fuck you bitch" part wasn't nearly as funny as the way you delivered the entire story leading up to it.
LiberalVoiceTV 1 year ago
haha that sounds like it was fun XD
RAQueenNicole 1 year ago
Should have put a bullet in his face.
NotSoOldHippy 1 year ago
I don't usually like swearing but it's kinda sexy when you do it.
gibozzo 1 year ago
You have retards like that everywhere...
Evilanious 1 year ago
Hey C0c does it matter that you're white and not black and he is black and not white? lol
I'm sure the same thing would've happen if the skin color was reversed. Funny story.
R3APER24 1 year ago
Damn C0c..you really that tall? I would have never guessed.
I love the comment in the crotch bar :)
buzzausa 1 year ago
Are you 6 foot 6 and weigh 245? Kinda broad at the shoulders and narrow at the hip?
BoozyBeggar 1 year ago
You liberal scum! You want to know how i am going to counter ALL of your Fox News videos?
FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
Feeling dumb AREN'T YOU! Now behold as I laugh like Friction does.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fonkymaster 1 year ago
Lol funny story.
jwilla11 1 year ago
ah i was hoping for a story about you just destroying that mofo..
therealaug 1 year ago
wow dude i never woulda guessed you were that tall... since your always sitting down.
hellboymaine 1 year ago
You don't fuck with the C0ct0pus!
Robotocracy 1 year ago
Good one.
bandoli66 1 year ago
Yeah fuck that guy!! you dont mess with the coc
Danovio 1 year ago
Sad that most "conservative" sons of American whores won't leave it be when confronted with facts, sometimes I wish they'd just say "Fuck you bitch" and shut up afterwards but htey continue to look past facts, make up their own imaginary world of Glenn Beck-style fear and warmongery and religious zealotry.
underbjorn 1 year ago
well elast he didnt call you a racist LOL
johndebbra 1 year ago
You are awesome. NEED to make more vids
2g00dt0btru 1 year ago
5'5? Fucking hell I thought Gary Coleman was dead.
BriansBannister 1 year ago 32
Whatsa "kimbo slice" ? Great expression...
beachcomber2008 1 year ago
LMAO!!! I'm a 6'6 Black Guy hahaha I fuckin LOVE IT!!!
looneyboy221133 1 year ago
i want that spiderman on the wall or door there xD
Nytephyre 1 year ago
Reminds me of some of my own road rage stories, ever try to pass someone who's going way under the speed limit only to have floor it, then slow down again after you get back behind them?
GodlessInfinity 1 year ago
^ have them floor it even
GodlessInfinity 1 year ago
nice story, now what the color has to do with it? wouldn't be different if the guy was white?
yelowgizmo 1 year ago
You win .... F u bitch for the F up drivers out there....
krittmasta 1 year ago
I wish I was 6'6
spyduhmahn 1 year ago
@spyduhmahn
...and that there had been a second unit of measurement, so you could say 6'6'6 :D
chiggevara 1 year ago
I missed your anger, it was nice to see some again.
dawncampbell666 1 year ago
@MaximumStackz You seem rather confused about the definition of an erection. I mentioned only testicles. Silly monkey, and erection applies to a penis which is the body part you stick in your boyfriend's ass. Now you can suck on your boyfriend's testicles and suck on his penis too but that doesn't mean testicles are the same thing as a penis. Silly monkey, you make me laugh! But don't worry. I reckon many simple minded simians like yourself often make this same mistake.
Take care! ;-)
GoodVibezin 1 year ago
@GoodVibezin So you hate black people and gay people. Quite a bigotry list you are racking up.
Mjhavok 1 year ago
@Mjhavok I never stated I hate black people or gay people. I can't help it if you're stupid and have a difficult time understanding people. Your comments are rather insipid and devoid of logic. Maybe if you took a look within yourself you'll realize your stupidity is blatantly obvious.
The problem with morons is simple - they don't realize they're morons. Don't be angry. On the contrary, take it as a compliment. For on the intellectual scale, a moron is one level above that of imbecile. ;-)
GoodVibezin 1 year ago
@GoodVibezin
Now there you go again with your homo-erotic fantasies, you're really letting yourself go here man... You are quite the expert when it comes to penises and balls judging from your little lecture... hmm I guess I'll have to take your word for it mr. Cockologist. Anyway I won't be taking up any of your, Bubba's and your little sister's precious alone time yall're having in that damp trailer, so you don't have to go and occupy the trailer park pc all the time alright? Take care!
MaximumStackz 1 year ago
@MaximumStackz there you go again - blatantly exposing your asinine stupidity! This is sad, but I am sorry to say, that apparently you have been infected with a disease called projection, in which a person projects his own insecurities, inadequacies and deviant behaviors onto someone else. It's unfortunate but quite indicative of a 24 year old man with a writing ability of a juvenile.
You are grossly fixated on sexuality. Is this is why you're a kick boxer, one who believes might makes right?
GoodVibezin 1 year ago
@GoodVibezin
Haha how am I the one fixated on sexuality when every second word that comes out of your mouth has got something to do with male genitalia? Speaking of projection weren't you the first one to bring up erectile dysfunctions out of the blue to some stranger? Guess I don't even want to know... When you're in a hole, you should stop digging and you are definetly in one mr. cockologist. Why don't go just go back to stormfront, where there are loads of pussies just like yourself?
MaximumStackz 1 year ago
@GoodVibezin
Also, I see your a big tough guy commenting on my channel, but at the same time blocking me from commenting on yours like a little bitch. You just made your case for yourself you flaming ass crackpot. Get help.
MaximumStackz 1 year ago
@mjhavok If you don't want lowlifes propagating the Earth you best attempt self castration. You should follow your own advice and tell this to your mother, who is also your sister, and your father who is also your brother.
The very least you could do is learn the proper use of a condom so that if your mother has the displeasure of you inside her, that will be the least of her troubles. Perhaps you turn towards men folk. If so, tell your father\brother. Remember, a condom doesn't prevent AIDS.
GoodVibezin 1 year ago
@GoodVibezin LOL. You just copied my insults. How original. You aren't just idiotic, you are boring. How sad for you.
Mjhavok 1 year ago
@Mjhavok LOL. You just copied my insults. How original.
LOL. No kidding? I must say you're very original in your slurs, insults and retorts. Seems like you've had a lot of practice. Quite obvious, really, but typical for a pretentious moron - one with a modicum of intelligence necessary for the ability to string together a few words.
You aren't just pretentious, you're an imbecile. How sad for you.
GoodVibezin 1 year ago
I wish I were 6 foot 6 XD It would save me a lot of trouble :P
TurboDally 1 year ago
@SirFakeName The only people calling my opinions racist are morons like yourself. Do I wonder why? Of course not! Now if a moron calls an intellectual racist does that mean the intellectual is racist? Of course not! The moron is simply a moron. I don't expect you to understand, simply because your're a moron.
P.S. I hear Burger King is hiring. Now go do yourself a favor and get off welfare.
GoodVibezin 1 year ago
Were you in the Army Coctopus?
haltrix 1 year ago
those kind of guys are usually the biggest pussies
terminaldeity 1 year ago
you do look 6'6. I have always thought u look really manly xx
KymUk25 1 year ago
LMFAO the giant has spoken thanks for that story it made me happy
dutchgangsta1 1 year ago
As short as it is thats basically his concession speech.
I had something like that happen a month ago, pissed off to hell during the event, but it was funny shit after the fact.
crimsonsamuraiftw 1 year ago
lol cool story bro, im quite the opposite i always get out of my car first, and they never get out of theirs. peace !!
TOMMYfromtheBRONX 1 year ago
perfect!!!!
juneausucks 1 year ago
Fuck me bitch.... ;)
EvilJamJar 1 year ago
See, this happens to me every single day. Douchebag drivers LOVE fucking with me for some reason.
ReverendPopeFoxyFox 1 year ago
For the part where he was driving up your tail end, a friend of mine has a funny (if dubiously legal) solution. He has a small switch wired to his brake lights. It does noting to th brakes themselves, just makes it look like you slammed on the brakes.
So funny when some hard ass in a beemer or merc thinks they can drive two feet from his rear suddenly thinks he braking. I wonder how easily brown marks come out of leather seats......
Cowinspace 1 year ago
LOL, that really WAS funny.
Cheers
ekhaat 1 year ago
Why are all the suggestions hip hop songs?! Anywho this kind of crap is always amusing
theblackfalcon6969 1 year ago
You just gained sexy / hot points.
Coeleomic08 1 year ago
Yay, another c0ct0pusPrime vid.
shaedies 1 year ago
I fucking love you, C0ct0pus. Methinks you need to do another BlogTV soon.
TKOblue 1 year ago
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Rasayana85 1 year ago
You're not alone C0ct0pus. I've noticed more and more people driving offensively or resentfully. I've watch people get in each others' way, clearly out of spite. Hopefully, it'll taper off now that the pressure of the holidays is off.
KataVideo 1 year ago
Some country in the African continent must have a export the twat's scheme going to Southampton England. There are nice people and there are dicks like anywhere but we also have some black guys who all have similar accents who will talk down to everyone and anyone for what they see as wrong (including women in short skirts)
I've had to step in a few times when they've go off people, they aren't so brave talking to me and I'm only 6'2".
rarrmonkey 1 year ago
Too funny c0ct0pus! Love yr vids man. Make a few more often. Please?
farriskc 1 year ago
Fuckin' loal.
dildace 1 year ago
My word, 198cm. That's freakishly tall!! :)
SkaAllison 1 year ago
The Magic of Orlando Metro area commuting. See what I did there?
zygrottwanger 1 year ago
DONT FUCK WITH THE C0C!!!!!!
maidenfucknrulz666 1 year ago
You should have taken the nigger down. One less nigger on the streets is good for our community.
GoodVibezin 1 year ago
@GoodVibezin
Lmao internet tough guy, must be hard for you not being able to vent your frustration in real life.. being the little weasel that you are.
MaximumStackz 1 year ago
@MaximumStackz Aw, did I hurt your iddy biddy feelings? LMAO internet wimp. It must be tough for you not being able to get an erection in real life - being the little monkey that you are. Go ask your mommy for a kiss. Then do something productive like climb a tree. Trust me, you'll feel much better.
GoodVibezin 1 year ago
@GoodVibezin
You seem rather pre-occupied with other dude's erections. Is your boyfriend letting you down in bed again? Why come here though, don't you have some little kids forum to talk shit on or something?
MaximumStackz 1 year ago
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GoodVibezin 1 year ago
I recognize that story...
People only find the gas after you've passed them!
tomaselvis 1 year ago
Hahaha, great story!
Paxmax 1 year ago
At what point did you wake up and realise it was all a dream? ;-)
JesusCockInAllahAss 1 year ago
maybe he was a Crackhead . but it sounds like the typical wannabe Macho Motherfucker who thinks he is all tough till he see's the Reality and backs down .
oaklandlatinosunited 1 year ago
Grown ups can be such children, not you C0c.
MexxPowers 1 year ago
@MexxPowers
Who said that guy ever grew up? Please, let's not give credit where credit is not due.
By the way, plenty of time when I'm on the streets there's always some fucking braindead behind the wheels who likes to sleep at the green light. And then I have to fucking honk like insane to get this motherfucker to move, while a mile long traffic jam is forming behind this asshole/bitch. Pathetic piece of shit excuse for drivers.
Really, sometimes I have to give MYSELF credit for staying sane.
mickeypopa 1 year ago
Nicely done, but you have to watch out for the crazy fuckers packing heat, stay safe dude.
xdir 1 year ago
I can picture him in a dark room with the only light being of the monitor and him crying at his computer desk while you're in the video going "fuck you bitch".
lildread1 1 year ago
Lmfao i've had similar situations where people want to start shit, i get out of the car and they run away like nothing ever happened. I'm 6'10" 500lbs :) love that shit
Dozzer 1 year ago
The guy was obviously fucking with people in traffic. I'm glad he didn't have enough sense to not pull in beside you. Little pricks like this need to be confronted. The only thing that would have been a happier ending is if he took a swing...then got a pounding. Sorry, too many pricks on the road these days, bored and looking for ways to piss people off. I have a little bit of road rage in my old age.
Boomer1949 1 year ago
Make more vids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aHAZmatty 1 year ago
I got a mate who's 6'3 & drove a mini (old one, not the new one) This use to happen to him all time too!
bornagainatheist1 1 year ago
There are a lot of guys, even on the atheist side who act like they are badasses on the internet, when in real life they would have such bravado.
freethinker3161 1 year ago
Holy hell, you are 6'6"? I am 6'3" just about and I thought I was tall...
then again, I am only 15 so maybe i'll get taller :)
thexavierproject 1 year ago
It's all fun until somebody gets shot in the face. I don't play raindeer games anymore. Too many crazy fucking retards out there.
bigboy45454545 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime i hear yah i get that all the time and know what its like to get that treatment and back peddling from lazy minded fools
TheAmusingHeckler 1 year ago
Gary Coleman back from the dead.
wikkedSeth 1 year ago
Well done. I am 5'7" and I have been bullied by jerks like that my whole life, especially when no one is watching. It is still politically correct to pick on someone smaller than you! And that is why short people should get to carry any kind of weapons we want! Peace through superior fire power. Have a wonderful day:)
a11m0n 1 year ago
6'5 and up club brofist.
*You can only be in this club if you aren't a skinny bitch either.
Waggabagaboo 1 year ago
Pretty funny. I guess there are internet tough guys IRL too lolz
ninjapirate0507 1 year ago
It's just their internet balls (concerning the youtubers) ;p Same with the douche in the parking lot though...he had his internet balls on until he saw what he was up against XD
Jexyss 1 year ago
holy fuckin shit this is priceless...
all the videos i see in Suggestions are: bone thugs n harmony, snoop dogg, dr dre, spice 1, gang starr
Joesexy424 1 year ago
I wish I was a 6'6" white guy. You got a fuckin foot on me.
Roobitz 1 year ago
6'6"
Jesus christ.
lumbeeboy92 1 year ago
Just because someone describes someone doesn't make them racist. They are just trying to give you a visual. It's not like he said a "a 5'5" n****er. Calm down.
chanteurion 1 year ago
Glad that it worked out for you this time, but you need to be more careful....5'5" guy can carry a gun that will put a 1/2" hole in your head. 6'6" can also be intimidating to someone that doesn't know how to fight, but if they do you might as well be 5' tall and female. GOOD STORY!!
12TattooYou 1 year ago
You are AWESOME!!! That guy was such a punk ass bitch. I'm 5'7"(black) and got into a big verbal altercation with a huge(white, not that it really matters) football player(a total homophobic fucktard who was bugging my 6'1" friend who was also white about his being gay) when I was at USF and I didn't back down. If you're gonna act like you have stones you better have fucking stones. I wasn't stupid though we were in the Cafeteria and I made sure i had a chair handy in case it got outta hand.
chanteurion 1 year ago
racist
pinochet222 1 year ago
Yep. He pwned you good lmao
freethinkeronice 1 year ago
c0ct0pus, you are a good fellow, that was a funny story, I approve of your existence, as I always have.
MechaSixVII 1 year ago
That has to be the best argument I ever saw.
APPROVED!
xXshinzoXx 1 year ago
8 people who watched this video own a Toyota 4 Runner
anikinippon 1 year ago
great story,..... ive seen this played out so many times,..... only the guys that are insecure and deep down know there pussies are the ones who act tough..
TaNgLeD2121 1 year ago
I hate retarded drivers...
dhcrazy333 1 year ago
this made my day... love stories like this
omfggtfo 1 year ago
That is a color blind story. There are ass holes of all sorts.
a300pilotster 1 year ago
You don't look 6'6.
ChiefRepublic 1 year ago
@ChiefRepublic i bet through the computer screen i don't look like i have a ten inch dick either...but i do :)
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago 78
@C0ct0pusPrime :O cool story bro XD jk No but seriously You're not the first person to have sumthing like this happen to you >.> THough I liked the way you told it I lold
1337h4x0rm4573r 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime
You mean ten ten inch dicks?
KarinMikazuki 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime Well, damn. You've got three inches on me in both categories.
GeneralFatman27 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime Now who is the one making up shit on the internet? :)
Great vids man. Keep em up.
Alemond 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime only 10 inches? Far away from viking standards.
10thAngel 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime
That's all?
pbmdh 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime ironic that you would give such a story 5 christians has run off after attacking me this week alone on youtube when faced with facts. You have what 2 jobs or something is that why you can't make as many videos as before? Anyways you should know that your videos are always much appreciated.
FilipH86 1 year ago
@C0ct0pusPrime
i have a 19 inch dick and to be honest it is not as great as it sounds. Every time i get a boner i pass out and i have to be careful because when i am driving it might make my steering wheel stuck and no girl will sleep with me.
Tr0llinator 1 year ago
It's a known fact that the 18 to 35 year old age group are the most prone to murder and becoming a felon. You can't control the other guy's hormone level but you can try to control your own. The toughest guys in America are doing time behind bars. Try to lose your sense of Ultimate and absolute justice. Because it is not only not real, but believing that it is will drive you to violence.
KasparHauser5 1 year ago
Dude I fucking love this. Completely badass man.
ReThinkHeroic 1 year ago
Great story, man. If only I could count all of the times people have pussed out on me when they realized they weren't just fucking with some dip shit kid. Great points by you all around in this one.
pumarunner88 1 year ago
It's funny, because some moron in a Toyota nearly took me out *in a parking lot* 20 minutes ago as I was edging out of a space (literally, with my foot on the brake). I'm not sure why people consider honking and swerving to be a good alternative to braking.
I've also noticed lately that, for some reason, every idiotic road-rager feels the need to own a pickup, Hummer, or Mustang.
oathkeeper27 1 year ago
Central Florida is a bitch.
MrBradley10 1 year ago
This is why you kick ass ^_^
GodlessManitoban 1 year ago
The guy acted like a prick from start to finish. Someone's gotta live with all his shit, too. Poor bastards.
BigMrFirebird 1 year ago
Damn, 6'6"? Your camera makes you kind of look like a little kid, I never would've guessed you are a mighty giant.
AdHocRationalizing 1 year ago 10
@AdHocRationalizing i guess my camera and my car have something in common: they both make me look shorter...most likely because i'm usually sitting down while using both ;)
cheers
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago 19