Top 10 Shortest Wars

[dyotomi]

shouldn't the georgian invasion (2008) be number 2? it was only 5 days

[jubjub444]

My war against eating food- 0.0000001 seconds

[MrKoolguy121]

Plains of abraham 20 minutes

[fernager1]

war for slovenia independence: 10 days

[bladevlajk]

Yes after ten 200 Serbs just went home. You are so brave

[kijuita]

Um you missed one. Child fights another child for 30 seconds 5 seconds later they are freinds. :)

[dagurbezisinthemalof]

thanks to gr.8 history, i knew the number 1. :D

[larryup4play]

The conch Republic Fight for independence 15 min.

[LogicShadow]

38 minutes ??? Hey I got time to watch the simpsons. XD

[ThePolsss]

Russian-Georgian war (2008) was 3 or 4 days long

[veramd2351]

@ThePolsss 9 days

[26Janissary1453]

Battle of Mohacz---2 hours---over 20000 casualities....

[XxANZMFxSTUDIOSxX]

gotta love the jewish state they had nothing now they have something and their not going to give it up. good on them.

[magnitocool]

flew awaส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

[magnumdong123]

@magnitocool wats rong wt tat

[MultiVietMinh]

dam right we kick those chinese asses

[MrWolframagnum]

you forgot russian vs georgian 2008

[JustFullofGames]

You forgot the 1/2 hour American-Spanish War on the Philippines.

[cheezycrackers221]

@JustFullofGames it was 4 months.

[JustFullofGames]

@cheezycrackers221 No I meant the Mock Battle

[albertohacepan]

it's not Falklands it's Malvinas

[BMWM3GTRLOVER]

@albertohacepan it is Falklands as long as Britain owns them. so shut up you turd

[theidiotize]

Balkan wars 32 days .. : over 233 000 casualties :/

[aquaman839]

Some more facts would be nice, why the war was fought and the sides maybe.

[NapoleonsFinestClan]

38 minutes WTF

[thomas15601]

slovenian war for indepedence( 10 days ).

[TheTeamers]

the war between the person inside the toilet while you need it .-.

[AN199998]

10 longests wars

[SkinoReturns]

What about the "football war" some war that lasted around 70 hours between some south american countriws i dont have full info

[destructias445]

one of the shortest wars was about 45 seconds.

[fostieris02]

38 min, isnt a war guys , its like...a big fight

[beechey145]

@fostieris02 War: "A state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state."

It was a war.

[TheDaniiboy]

HEY u forgot, the defence of denmark from nazi germany in 1940 ( 20min) XD

[odd7de7la7robia]

@TheDaniiboy that is a battle it is in World war 2

[CommunisTavarish]

Very good. For all under this are war not batlle!

[93pavlaka]

battle of 2 chinese families 1 hour 3 milion dead.

[iStupifyYOU]

Ten day war-Slovenian independence

[communistraptor]

38 minute war More liek battle

[MrCassavius]

so who won each war? theres no background, no info on any of these wars, I usually love these top10, but this one was poorly and rushed

[airsoftdeath]

@MrCassavius I was thinking the same thing, I really wanted to know more.

[TheMakinChilli]

What about the Eureka Stockade in Australia?

[Mrjoecreeper]

False on number one the shortest war is The great thumb war of 2012 2 mins

[nvek69]

The United Kingdom invaded neutral Iceland on 10 May, 1940. While the capital, Reykjavik, was occupied almost immediately it took a further nine days to fully occupy the whole country.

[TeamGalinnie]

@nvek69 that wasnt a war that was an invasion

[TrueGold88]

Go israel :)!

[mevlutogur]

THE MOHAC WAR TOOK 2 HOURS... BETWEEN OTTOMAN AND MONGOLIAN.........

[111aliko]

@mevlutogur it is not ottoman and mongolian, it is ottoman and hungarian but you are right, it took two hours

[TheMitaka15]

Greek-Bulgarian war on 1924,lasted 3 days!

[TheMitaka15]

There was a Greek-Bulgarian war that lasted 3 Days on our Soth Eastern Border on 1924,we had lost land we signed our peace treaty.

[pesjan83]

forgot slovenian war; 10days ;)

[McPhailin]

38 mins?? No point even getting dressed for that one:D

[MrKasperabhay]

ha ha ha 38 mins , 6 days , 13 days cool , who won in 6 days war

[drfflame]

@MrKasperabhay Israel, it wasn't a war. more of a surprise air attacks but yet it still counts :)....i was on the loosing side tho :(

[MrKasperabhay]

@drfflame thanx :D ..

[CriticalThought09]

Zanzibar: 500 casualties. Britain: 1 wounded. Just not a fair fight.

[tjmviking235]

@CriticalThought09 well the zanzinbars started it :)

[ZaiZaiRadiation]

LOL 38 mins.

[Sohee1004]

The War of the Plains of Abraham (in Quebec City, Canada) in 1759 lasted 27 minutes... this is legit, look it up.

[NickIsOriginal]

38 minutes kind of sounds more like a battle not a full blown war

[Dragonsayian]

@NickIsOriginal 38 Minutes actually more sounds like a game on 6 on 6 team for Call of Duty matches

[ItsMyChannelNotYours]

@Dragonsayian Why bring up that poor excuse of a game into this?.

[Dragonsayian]

@ItsMyChannelNotYours Its not Call of Duty that sucks its all those super camping players online and really part of it because of teh gamemakers help them to camp .

[ItsMyChannelNotYours]

@Dragonsayian It´s still some B.S cause just look at all the maps in Black ops... OMFG one day i played alone in Combat Training and went threw each map to find camping spots and boy did i find a shit load throughout the game. So in some way its also the game and yes also the game makers. I dont see why CoD is well recognized. There are games out there that are better then CoD and few arent online but still beter. 1 game that´s better then CoD.. In my opinion is Twisted Metal. Up and coming TM.

[Mr587326]

WTF???? what about Russia - Georgia in 2008?? that lasted 6 days

[masteraustria]

you forgot the austrian civil war (3 days)

[QBisbest]

Lmao, 38 minutes. I would be damned if I died in that.

[apastalic]

damn these things are addictive

[mrkaptaneren]

38 minutes lol

[Bakarda]

South Ossetia war in 2008 took only 9 days

[Astaulan111]

wrong.. i should be before the first one. i had a war on minecraft with me and my friend, and it lasted like 25 minutes... this video is such a lie

[mojojol]

@Astaulan111 fanboy gay

[crocodlie228]

38? thats how long it took me to charge my phone.

[AviaToRTuRk]

Battle of Mohács--2 hours-- Over 20000 casualities...

[monypril]

@AviaToRTuRk That was a battle, not a war.

[zebluspykillsyou]

@AviaToRTuRk Dude, it's a battle. Combination of battles are war. There are battles that are 3 minutes too.

[AviaToRTuRk]

@zebluspykillsyou Dude? ikimiz de Turkken ingilizce cevap vermeye gerek var mı? amacın ne senin.. Senin misyonun Türk tarihine karşı propaganda yapmak filan mı?

[zebluspykillsyou]

@AviaToRTuRk Hayır, sadece bildiğin yanlışı düzeltmeye çalışıyorum.

[AviaToRTuRk]

@zebluspykillsyou Türkçe açıkla bakalım nası açıklıcan.. mohaç savaş değil de ne anasını satayım çatışma mı? koskoca imparatorluk ordusuyla 40 bin kişilik avrupa ordusu savaşıyor sen ne saçmalıyon..ilkokul tarihinle çıkma karşıma türkçe konuş adam ol len..

[TheArchangel1526]

@AviaToRTuRk That was just only one battle of a 1 year long campaign.

[dogbert102010]

what about the the gulf wars?

[Adamas97]

@dogbert102010 I believe those are still going on.

[admir3r]

the war of Mohaç is only 40 mins.. where is that ?between ottoman and hungary emp. u guys know nothing..

[shinichi071291]

Salam, what about the Iraq-Kuwait War which only took 2 days?

[Feardragon115]

you forgot Kim kardashians wedding

[RWEAnimation]

@Feardragon115 HAHAHAHA OMG

[haributo]

@Feardragon115 o snap

[sqoob1]

what about 'Football War'?

[yisoonshin12]

War! Hunh! Yeah! what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

[RJMA182]

the next war will be the shortest with all the nukes and crap that all those countries have and it could be the last. get it???

[guitartutorials482]

what was zanzibar trying to do? see if GB would play their bluff?

[13L4CKV]

10 longest wars?

[Monster12999]

fastest is the mohac war between the magyars and us the ottomans 2 hours

[BloodRose123100]

Longest war = 100 years war took 116 yrs

shortest= 38min.

wow. epic fail. why have a war last 116ysr when it can take 38 min.... :P

[MOMOarabe]

number 1 is hilarious

[jdiger101]

#10 through #1 are FAILS in wars.

[JozefKPilsudski]

Polish-Lithuanian war may be the 9th shortest but the Poles certainly gave the Lithuanians a beating!

[Ted6115]

these people like to have wars when they have nothing to do...

[MrJohne21]

lol zanzibar and birtish war 38 minutes i had a war with my laughing for 1 sec you cant not ioncliude that

[idontwantnoname]

The Battle of Mohács has only lasted a few hours!!

[nsengstad]

@idontwantnoname Yes, it lasted either 2-3 hours or 4-5 hours. The lenght is disputed. But keep in mind that this was a battle, not a war. The Battle of Mohács was a part of the lenghty Ottoman-Hungarian War, which lasted well over 160 years!

[guitartutorials482]

@idontwantnoname "battle" not a war *facepalm*

[asabovesobelow90]

what about the war of the 100 hours between El Salvador and Honduras?

[SuperStrelko]

what about the ten days war or slovenian war of independence

[SmokeytheBear66]

It would have been funny if you put 100 years war on #1

[Wutwut1n1]

Even one second is too long

[TheUkaners]

@Wutwut1n1 stupid hippie

[Wutwut1n1]

@TheUkaners at least i have self respect

[2k11Keke]

Short wars and short video..

[gulbirk]

Fighting over the Fasklands is stupid. Its like having a war over who should own Iowa.

[YTinjustice]

@gulbirk same thing with kosovo and yet usa claims how its albanian...

[faalentijn]

the forget netherland germany (just before the w2 ) three days

[roksr4k4]

Slovenian independance war ---> 10 days!

[nextblain]

who won? who lost? UUUUUU DECIDDDEEEE EPICCCRABHAAHAHWATORY xD

[ishky5000]

38minutes??! Im surprised they managed to take photos of a war so short

[XplosivCookie]

@ishky5000 Yeah, Zanzibar declares war on the British empire, Brits send a battleship to Zanzibar and Zanzibar surrenders in 38 minutes.

[XplosivCookie]

@ishky5000 Sorry scratch that, they sent 3 battleships ;)

[Yinyang123RBLX]

38 mins wtf

[bahowski]

where is mohacs? biggest victory in a shortest time 2,5 hours

[thecookie354]

than*

[thecookie354]

My girlfriend and I have longer wars then they do

[kill28illuminati]

el salvador and honduras had a 15 hr war

[itshammertime3]

the shortest war is betwine sweden and norway... remember that this is a was that hasent happent yet.

its when sweden need oil and sweden declared war on norway and then surrender after one sec and then norway take over sweden. that is only one ide to get cheper gas :D

[RedZCrow]

mohac war at 1522.ottoman turks vs hungary.2 hours only 2 hours empire's war.where is?

[marwasuleban]

Zanzibar have a "fight to the end" attitude

[imrankh68]

What about the indo-pak war of 1965

[kittennveyron]

Haha 38 mins??? Yea probably ppl arguyin bout food :P

[lancedance2]

Cyprus was 4 days

[nafaka12]

HAHAHAHAHAH 38 MINUTES!@

[LightBlueStarlight]

38 MINUTES?

What happened... Zanzibar: Oh crap guys... gtg I have bio homework... yeah... so... C'YA!

[LightBlueStarlight]

Nah... the shortest was probably when the whole class was fighting over who marries who in kindergarten...

[Sponcek]

uh you missed slovenian war of indenpenda (10 days) 14 casulties



[masterofuselessness]

not falkans, malbinas



[MastaGangstaKilla]

u forgot Hitler's wars

[TheStarcrafterII]

nr. 1 roflmao!!!

[tugadmundo]

In 1961 India invaded Portugese territories of Goa, Daman and Diu,with 45.000 troops against 3.500.In three days it was all over.

[RAAFpatguy]

Number 1 is kinda stupid. Zanzibar declared war on the British empire... The Brits send a battleship over to Zanzibar... Zanzibar surrendered after less than 40 minutes...

[jonathanharwood]

@RAAFpatguy That's because we are scary MU FUKAS

[qetuo1000]

@RAAFpatguy because of british imperialism.

[Thejadjadjad]

@RAAFpatguy hahahahahaha pussies

[ROUGEPANDA001]

@RAAFpatguy thats us brits send in all the big things first if they fail get the Americans to do it its worked for centuries god we're so clever...

[WOWjman713]

@ROUGEPANDA001 Mexicans will soon invade britain!

We will takes al of yours jobs!

You better start kissing your boss's ass some moar!

Us mexicans will turn tea time into taco time and fish n chips into tacos n chips!

JOLLY GOOD TACOS!

[ROUGEPANDA001]

@WOWjman713 lol you came back i was getting worried

[Looshkin1]

@WOWjman713 You'll be fighting for jobs with the Poles then. GL HF.

[guitartutorials482]

@WOWjman713 nahh tortillas are better

[TaffTalk]

@RAAFpatguy Which is why it is the shortest War in history, dumbass.

[TalonMercenary]

@RAAFpatguy hahaha

[eyalwii]

you forgot the football war bettween el salvador and hounduras

[7beckham7cronaldo7]

@eyalwii i was just about to comment about that!! lol

[jethro035181]

in the polish/lithuanian war...nobody could read the maps ...the second balkan war..nobody could remember who they were mad at, that day, and in the sino/vietnamese war...nobody could tell the sides apart

[TheDucky399]

Why didn't WW1 and WW2 be this short!

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

@TheDucky399 are you slow?

[TheDucky399]

@XxModernDayRaiderxX WTF?

[zubairchd]

How can you say Pakistan India 1971 war is just 13 days (The civil war is start from 26 Mar 1971 between Pakistan Forces and Indian supported Bangladeshi Forces and then India attack East Pakistan 02 December 1971 the war ends on 16 December 1971. So It is totally 09 Months War................

[misotam]

you miss the sino-india war...

[grandpamoe1]

What about the 7 hour war from Half life 2? TROLOLOLOL

[Heemiez]

lol I've had arguments last longer than 38 minutes.

[jeromespeed]

Plains of Abrahams War

17 minutes

[dekool88]

@jeromespeed 3 months, and it was a battle

[themetehann]

The Battle of Mohacs (1526)

II. Siege of Vienna

[themetehann]

you're wrong

[lolita19711]

you dumbassl polish and lithuania? they never had wars lol i live there and know more than you,

don't believe everything whats written in vikipedia .never dont do mistakes like this.

[TaffTalk]

@1tobedoneX I feel sorry for France man, braver men than you fought the Vichy French Republic in the French Resistance, now pipe down little pointless Canadian and suck Lizzie II's dripping wet pusseh like the good, subservient little commonwealth country you are. (Smug Face)

[1tobedoneX]

@TaffTalk Talk to my fucking hand about sucking the dick of Liz II. Also, how about the Americans combined with the rest of the Filipino People taking back the Philippines? My blood is half Filipino, you cocky, little American of today. Now, go suck the dick of Liz II now. Really late of sucking the Monarch's dick since the 1770s. Go suck it like you had to suck Churchill's saggy dick, AND the communist dick of Stalin, AND the French Resistance's dicks at the SAME TIME!

[1tobedoneX]

@1tobedoneX (continued) Besides, why do you want to flame hate against me by telling people to suck dicks? How about calling me a fag, virgin and queer, like ANOTHER CANADIAN?

[TaffTalk]

@1tobedoneX ... 1. U Mad? 2. I'm Welsh

[1tobedoneX]

@TaffTalk Oh? You have a better chance of sucking Liz II's dick then!

[TaffTalk]

@1tobedoneX No she gets her little rent boys like Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc, to do it for her. We just wipe her arse