Jim Jeffries in hell

[Bpittardjr]

OMF god Jesus fucking christ you're a fuckwit.

[marc5933]

i like your wall paper



[neverscared92]

i sent the link to this to Jim on Twitter and he found it hilarious! he posted it on his Twitter and says he'll see this toolbox in hell! hahaha

[jmrk484]

Wow! He looks like he keeps children in the cellar.

[pxdud]

i think this video might be a troll

[lordpoochalot]

please do make any more video unless u actualy read the bible. what did u acomplish with video, u r prety much tryin to insult someone. did this video give peace of mind? u shud already hav peace of mind knowin ur goin to heaven. but as u cant/ havnt read the bible u wunt knw. judas betraid jesus not a comidian. u giv christions a real bad name and its a insult

[bigandyd]

Is that Jack Osbourne?

[GJCL1]

he makes jokes get over it

[antonx67]

jim sounds like jonas just like frank sounds like fish

[priesty07]

So how many alter boys have you bent over recently you bearded paedophile?

Fuck off and fuck yourself

P.S everything you said was wrong lol mong goodluck sucking jesus's cock in heaven

[cormacenright1989]

I though he was talking about the ex-Kilmarnock manager

[dan11009]

clearly trolling hard

[adriankitchen]

Keep taking the pills, mate

[RichPurps]

when you say you were sick, did you puke on your own moobs? SICKTIIIIITS.

[BlckComb]

Why are people not laughing at this hilarious parody?

[Krimewave186]

hahahahaha brilliant! what an idiot!

[MrGSKennedy]

HAHAHA. I think you mean Judas. This epitomizes religious people.

[reynolds819]

my god you're deluded.



[TipTopTimes]

Brainwashed twat.

[Veganluke]

Jim doesn't sound anything like Judas. You're such an idiot.

[Veganluke]

I think the stage he was standing on was actually created by men, probably held up by metal poles the stage, I don't think that so called god created that. You're an idiot.

[Danksternify]

religious people are great at connecting dots that don't exist.

[SpeakEnglishJapan]

If there is a god and this god is infallible, then how do you exist?

[Bryoo79m3]

You should use your vomit as lube and have a wank with it.. might chill you out a bit you fucking mentalist.

[MolesMakeHoles]

" If you named yourself after a man who sold jesus out at the round table ".

Ok mate, for a start his name is Jim and that has no reference at all to Jonas? And he obviously didn't name himself retard, his mother did (Maybe he changed his name, but i dont fucking know, I like the comedian but im not doing a history check on him). And round table? That was King Arthur you bearded hippie. Your not going to heaven because theres no such fucking thing.

[superironman]

Jesus wasn't at the round table, that was king arthur. For a christian you really know nothing. God didn't build the stage, a person did. And if words make you throw up you really need to grow a pair you fucking pussy. Also Jim doesn't sound like Jonas, and Jonas wasn't the one who sold out Jesus it was Judas. I'm an atheist and I know more about the bible than you, which is pathetic. I don't know what kind of retardation you possess but apparently it's pretty bad.

[Goonertillidie1978]

@superironman I couldn't have said it any better myself.

[matt198549]

@marcmeup. christians cant read science books as it encourages rational thought and presents things called facts - christian kryptonite

[wreneleo]

You dont even deserve to be called a piss twat cunt dumbass dickhead... Jim makes thousands of people laugh! Never heard of your "god" make anyone laugh or even happy. Yeah god loves everyone, he loved 6 million jews to death, he loved the millions of poor africans starved or died of aids, the women and children who get raped on a day to day basis! Oh and yeah i approve the 99.99% of the comments under me :D

[Lobbcunt]

hahaha virgin

[matt198549]

Good fucking christ what a moron....or, indeed, a normal christian.

[thedudeBL]

You know, ppl like this is why I have such a struggle calling myself a Christian. I cannot stand how judge-mental they are. Do I agree with JJ's outlook on life, no, but is he funny? VERY. Get a grip of yourself.

[marcmeup1]

The "round table" ??? - aren't you mixing up mythologies? You really shouldn't have made this video. Go read some science books.

[garrickfx]

then dont watch it you dumb butt STFU Jim Jeffries is # 1

[39maximus39]

What a fool!! Mankind will never evolve so long as this type of thought process is considered acceptable.

[frostjackMP]

What cunt rag... even if you are kidding, I still hope you die of a blood disease.

[GermanConquistador08]

I think that he's joking people. Its called parody.

[thebeatledude]

Hey idiot. Twas JUDAS who sold out Jesus. Lol. What a fucking idiot. Read your bible again buddy, then shove it up your ass.

[Lvl60Slayer]

Your Mother was named after Clotho u dumb stupid ass cuntface hater

[ovalmaximus]

shush now

[ZEROSIGNEL]

Making Judas out of Jim is about as far fetched as making Wine out of Water.

[spazticatedmonkey55]

i'm pretty sure a stage is man made you jesus looking mother fucker.

[WilliamWilliamww]

Religious peopel = mentally insane 

[TheRavingRatBag]

Jim has been punished for his sins, don't you remember that time he got punched? Now leave him alone you hairy Jesus harasser.

[summerboyfun]

Jesus loves you but every one else thinks you're a hairy wanker.

[LocalKola]

OH AND BTW... DR."JONAS" SALK CURED POLIO, WHY?, WELL BECAUSE "GOD" HAS REFUSED TO DO ANYTHING GOD LIKE FOR A MILENIA!!! ME-1 YOU-0

[LocalKola]

1.Jim doesn't sound anything like Jonas, your trying to make something out of nothing (like most Christians.)

2. You're a bitch if you vomited at a comedy video.

3.The other videos that are on your channel explain why you wouldn't want to show your face, and ALOT morethan just that.

4. Im pretty sure a skilled Carpenter built the stage.

[PivotSwordslinger]

that quite annoying fan noise in the background, show a good contrast between your success and the success of Jim Jefferies, whose only background noise is cheering fans. but seriously get a better mic and camera if you want to be a vlogger.

[nozero1]

I admit I had a little chuckle there. Thumbs up!

[filcett]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa, i think you're going to hell simply for your lack of knowledge on christianity xD

[filcett]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

[doiv2000]

Trololololololol

[agroundhere]

I think you prove Jeffries point. Incoherent babbling is hardly a cogent defense of anything. Why do you believe ancient myths from illiterate goat herders? Oh, it's in an ancient book and you were told it's true when you were young and even more subject to delusions. That makes sense. About as much as you do. Imagine that.

[Enfors]

Wow. Today I learned that Judas was really named Jonas, and that Jesus was a knight of the round table.

[defyingdarwin]

dont feed the trolls....

[conversionunit]

haha It's better to appear to be an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt...

[the3Ebroadcast]

1:52 i like how he paused before 'Jonas Jefferies' like it was the worst insult ever, grow up- get a life for fucks sake.

[the3Ebroadcast]

Who the fuck liked this, honestly i didn't think there could be five other people this stupid but i guess religion proved me wrong, which is the only thing it ever could prove.

[Butch285]

Your ignorance disgusts me. Please read up on your biblical facts before making a complete fool of yourself in front of the world. In fact Jim is usually short for James you dolt!

[tommyhitsthings]

I hope this guy dies in a sea of AIDS.

[MrDriftBus]

JUDAS after the LAST SUPPER! Not fuckin JONAS at the ROUNDTABLE. Jesus fuckin Christ wasn't Merlin or King Arthur.

[kaz778]

Punch this c*nt in the head

[rawjokes]

I bet this guy is getting cargo nets of poontang.....

[Vohaul54]

Put your head back in your ass and enjoy your fantasy world.

[djmrnik]

That's just confused me on so many levels... the juxtaposition of Arthurian legend and the greatest piece of spin doctorism ever know to man (that'll be t'bible then, take that Alistair Campbell... loser) was just genius.

Right, I'm off to listen to some Jonas Priest.

[drdethdefy]

So God now builds stages? Man his career has gone down hill

[psychomartin131]

5 people were happy about jesus getting kicked off the round table...

[peteg8888]

Now I know why tigers eat their young!

You spend your whole life believin this shit then you'll be unhappy. Just get real

[rantsales]

Youve just proved youre an idiot! Jonas?? Round table?? You need sectioning you massive cock. See you in hell Jim :)

[iceman35068]

youre a dumb sack of dildo's. it was judas, not jonas. fucking troll

[ArteL01]

Well done for making yourself look like a complete cunt for the whole world to see.

[SausageJon]

Sounds like a Jonas Brothers fan has got a lil confussed...JUDAS, JUDAS, JUDAS

[littleteethkeith]

The goddamn Jonas brothers got nothing to do with it!!!

[thrashpilot]

Next time please film you puking with anger.

[markybhoyflorida]

Do the world a favour. DO NOT procreate. Your myopic infantile obsession with fairy tales is a cancer on mankind.

[markybhoyflorida]

God is a cunt.

[stuartmalcolm111]

Wow! All I have to say is suck a bag of dicks.

[dumfux13]

god didnt created the stage the joiners did

[craig76538]

what a fool, there aint no god asshole.

[rikouri]

You my friend should be tied to a chair and made to watch your. . . Was gonna say friends but you won't have any. . . Made to watch your pet dog Oscar burn alive :)

[chrishall110]

This made me LOL. Especially the part where you said 'if you name yourself after...' do you really think he came out of the birth canal and said i know, ill call myself jim. Good luck with you're 'heaven'. I'll take an actual statistic.

[Youpornographer]

Get back on the Meds' ya wack job!... Ya' sound like a Drunken Philosopher & on the brink. Jim Jefferies is a Saint of Blue Humor!!!One of the Greats in fact!!!Give your righteous head a shake ya' Tosser..

[AREASHIFTYONE]

Let's ignore the fact he got the judas part wrong, and focus on the fact that judas HAD to betray Jesus in order for all the prophecies to come true. I don't know why judas gets such a bad time over this, considering he actually made all this shit happen! However We must remember that it is all a sack of toss and in no way should be taken seriously. Xxxx

[markybhoyflorida]

@AREASHIFTYONE Realistically, if Judas hadn't turned in the magic carpenter, they wouldn't have a conclusion to their fairy tale.

[Zagadka42]

Wow, just wow! Not only are you an arrogant sot, you are a barely literate sot at that. Jonas are a group of effeminate boy-toys working at Mauswitz, Jonah is the the guy who got swallowed by the "big fish", and Judas is the cunt in the bad melodrama who fucked over Jesus. The Round Table ... that was Arthur and the Knights of Camelot, and it was Lancelot who fucked the king over there. Please, at some point read a fucking book.

[pistol925pete]

The guy in this video encapsulates everything that is wrong with religion. Being an idiot + mindlessly following a book and clergy + passing judgment + probably a pedophile = brandthedog

[rompy09]

this dude should enter the 'tard off'... definate contender

[PhillyEagles10]

Jesus is as real as you getting vagina

[thrashpilot]

Pretty sure sir lancealot wasn't at the last supper.

[thrashpilot]

...and hang on??? The round table?? Do you mean 'the last supper?'

[thrashpilot]

....but... If god created the stage, and i'm sure the stagebuilder would argue that he didnt. Didn't he also make jim jerreries? And worsemore in his own image??? You hate god. God loves AIDSbabies, well, its more of a hobby....

[Livipyro]

tool



[funcoolsmart]

Judas=Jonas=Jim?? 0_0

[groda122]

GODS A FAG

[wuldiba]

I see looking at these comments, that irony, sarcasm and wit is lost on some people...........jonas, round table, etc etc etc......open yer fuckin ears.........

[jebusnails]

@wuldiba i can't i might be physically sick!

[jcru222kl]

What a weak bitch, someone needs to tell dis cunt to grow a pair of balls

[tonythejones]

This Guy makes me believe that late abortions (35 years late), of compulsory euthanasia are both good things.

[phatvienta]

You look like a spare cock.

[Pr0ject2]

This has gotta be a troll lol! Even athiests know it was judas... lol!

[tonymamacaroni]

If Jim Jefferies is going to hell, that's the place where I certainly want to be then! Along with all the alcohol, drugs & hookers, awesome time. Glad that this sucker won't be part of it. By the way, how do you link Jim to Jonas? It both starts with a J, that's it? Do you also realize that your parents pick your name, and you don't really have a say about it? Your parents can be religious, doesn't necessary mean that you are. Good luck with your pedophile network called the church.

[ashtonsgirlh]

What a loser, find somthing to do. Jim jeffries is funny, youre a cunt....

[jebusnails]

So Christian of you (Judge not, that ye be not judged).

See you in Hell!

Jonas!?! LMAO!!

[stv027]

I always enjoy seeing videos like this, just too reassure me that there are whack jobs like this bloke out there.

[Cookieman00x]

Your an ass.. Jonas didnt sell out Jesus it was Judas.. A round table.. what is this the Knights of Camelot? What a tool.. Nice floral print in the background, speak softly so you dont wake up your Grandmom. Tool.

[steviedisco]

ah, you got me. good troll :P

[KarateBob]

A ) A good troll ...or

B) Holy shit...hahahaha!

[Ranour]

This is a joke right? Jonas???? The round table??? You mean Judas and the last supper right??? It wasn't knights of the round table. This has to be a troll just looking for a laugh and taking the piss out of people.

[ragingcougar]

Really dude?... I mean, seriously, if you want to sound intellectual and all, try to get your facts right first ok? 'Jim' sounds nothing like 'Jonas', or 'Judas', which was the actual disciple that betrayed Jesus ( this is knowledge that even non-christians have). And, the Round table? This really made me laugh.

The round table is from King Arthur dumbass, the betrayal was at the last supper.

Seriously, for the sake of evolution, go crawl in a corner and die...

[bassmadphil]

Judas*



[olwizard]

Poe!

[jawneeb]

Surely a troll

[BMXER70716]

Someone has been listening to the Jonas Brothers on repeat...

[Braincleaner]

THIS IS CLEARLY A JOKE!

[steviedisco]

why is that you really relish the fact that they think other people are going to hell, not you. not very loving, right? in all seriousness, you seem mentally ill and should seek some help. see, atheists can be loving too.

[codenamedestruction]

Gods creation huh?? I had my dick in Gods creation last night....its not all its cracked up to be.

[vinC87]

Not Sure if Serious

[medicineme]

Fuck off and praise Jebus moron!!

[johnfromsoho]

You sir are a genius. Or is that Jonas.

[madmargey]

JONAS ??? Typical under-educated christain !!

[tboneduf]

For someone claiming to be so religious you don't know that Judas sold Jesus out by kissing him and it wasn't a round table maybe you should study your bible more douche

[eseks]

these comments are very christian of you brandthedog, if jesus had existed i bet he would have said the same thing ;)

[THEH0WLER87]

You sir are a RETARD! I'll show you foul mouth you aids ridden cunt!

[sexualvodka]

I bet this man supports Sarah Palin.

[marcnsparx]

wait? the round table? was jesus.....king arthur?....and king arthur was on the hunt for the holy grail... shit man, you just solved 2 millennia of mystery.

[JohnFenomenon]

hahah jim himself sent me here! see you in hell, buddy

[RKramerTV]

douchebag!

[FakePlastickTree]

Just another case of someone getting Jesus and Polio mixed up. Two of the great modern diseases. Jonas Salk sold out Polio; and Judas Iscariot sold out Jesus.

The main difference is Polio never came back.

[optim23]

A carpenter made the stage! shit this mad fuck would link this to Joseph!

[neverscared92]

you need to go out, get some friends, get laid, get drunk, take drugs, get in a fight, generally experience life and then you'll realise that all this religion is a load of made up bull shit and god doesn't exist and that you are in fact a cunt. i don't usually wish this upon people but you really should develop some form of cancer and fuck off, you introverted, over opinionated cunt.

[leegle]

Jim is short for James and even that doesn't sound like Jonas NOR Judas.

[neonaluevangelion]

so... you're happy because Jim will go to hell.... you should be trying to help him out, dont you?? I mean... you're a religious man... that's what you do, right??

like Jim says you gotta start this video with the phrase: "well, as a hypocrit..."

[medeeaweb]

What a moron. Dude, wtf is Jonas? I don't give a crap about church and religion, but even I know who sold out Jesus.

[MrRahtin]

God created foul language as well you faggot pussy.

God hates you, that's why he made you such a weak minded shit dick.

And Jim is short for James. As in KING JAMES BIBLE. Bow down bitch.

[WilliamWilliamww]

You have just proven that Jim Jefferies was right. the mentally insane and religious peopel are the same fucking bag

[johnmdixon]

Such a spastic. I'm actually amazed.

[nelch]

you sir, are a retard.

[ilikecatsandpie]

Seriously u people crave hell right? I seriously should ask y???? how insane this overworld lets infections nest; and rot your beings GOD IS LORD 야훼 여호와

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[Zombievomit]

The round table?! That's King Arthur you fucking idiot.

[TheSicInMe]

JUDAS you stupid spa.

and even then, jim and judas sound nothing alike, they share the same first letter, that's all.

Plus, even if they did sound similar, that doesn't mean shit. cure... it rhymes with poor... does that mean that they're the same??

right... now i;m going to watch the remaining 2 minutes of this video.

[rotatingcow]

I hope you're a WUM otherwise that's the most retarded video response i've ever seen

[rabbitoh14]

you need mental help mate, you look like some wierd kiddy fiddler

[rabbitoh14]

lighten up you freak